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"I Shouldn't Laugh At This" Michael Knowles REACT To Horrible TikToks
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It is a pool table. It probably drowned. Be funny. Ready? Celebrate. He's a slop, but it's funny. Did you know women have a hard time choosing where to eat? Because the last time they did, they doomed all of humanity. So where did you train? Linguine Train. I hate that one so much. Is there another one or. No? No, no. Okay. I would say it's between the black. The pool ball and. You know what? I always. I don't give it to the AI Slop a lot. Let's give it to the AI Slop. The fat guy making the crater. What do you think it was? Was that your boy? It was your boy. It was. Yeah, it good. You got to be kidding me. Give me those. Ow. Let go. Hey. Give it back. No, mine. Yeah, Run. The first version of that was funnier with the didgeridoo. That one. He's trying to go home again. You can't forever. It's never just allergies. Nothing beats a jet to holiday. And right now you can save 50 pounds per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four. We've got millions of free child plates with 22K. That's. It's like criminal assault. Dude, my DNA test just came in. Look at this. You're 1% African. Yes, I'm black, bro. You're not black. Okay? It says 1%. You guys ready to order? I'll take the fried chicken, collard greens and a Hennessy. Whoa. Why did you order that and change your inflection? I am so sorry. Sorry. I would have ordered the same thing. Spoken like a true brother. He's not a brother. He's white. What was that? You white folks wouldn't understand. It's a black thing. You're not black. Can't be let the grim when you listen to gangster rap. Oh, we getting pulled over? Stop talking like that. I know this is hard for you to understand because you're not a black man like me. But I need you to follow all of the officer's instructions. You're white. Oh, here he comes. Play cool. License, registration. Yeah. African American. He's not African American. You're out of the vehicle. Not your order, not your tongue. I said stop resisting. Stop resisting. I said stop. Oh my God. And he's back to armed African Americans. Ca protests have broken out across the country as another innocent black man has been gunned down by a white cop. The victim, 26 year old African American Michael Johnson. He's not black. He's lying. It was too long. And the premise that like cops shoot innocent black men is completely false. But that's pretty funny. What was the one before that? I just want to keep it in my head. The foot assault thing. Oh, that was funny too. I don't. You know, the black guy thing. It could have been. It was like a little too much. Making a meal out of a cupcake and then you have a sandwich and you don't get frosting up your nose. So I'm going to give it to the just pure slapstick. The guy with the tar paper on his face. That was funny. You think it was? I think it was Professor Jacob. That was Professor Jacob. It was. Yeah, I could tell. Yeah, I could tell that. Very simple. It's very simple. Very childish. It was funny. Okay, next one. Falling. Look at the monitor and give the full name of this person. Adolf hitler. That's actor jason statham. Well, it's worth. I think you're doing a great job. We got Susan from Little Rock, Arkansas. How you doing, Susan? Hi, Mr. Ramsey. I'm good. How are you? Better than I deserve. What's up? So we have $10,000 in student loan debts. Good gosh, it's not every day we talk to a neurosurgeon. I assume that's what you have to be to have that kind of debt, Susan. No, I am a teacher and my husband's a comedian. So we're just. Our question today is should we do a daycare that costs 15,000 a year? You're broke. You are broke, Susan. You are poor, poor everyone at the studio. Poor, poor, poor, poor. Beans and rice. Susan. Mr. Ramsey, can we still go on our anniversary trip? We paid for it in points. Points. I got a few points for you, Susan. Point one. You're stupid. Eat. Point. See? Point one. Point three. I'm about to hang up on yo bro. What I do? Throw away your phone. Burn it. Throw it in the backyard where your kids are tied up. Daycare. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. We got another caller. Jason from San Francisco. How you doing, David? Okay. Don't be mad, but I want to buy a townhouse, and I have $9 million in debt. Oh. Go jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Yeah, it went on too long. It's funny, it was close, but it just went on too long. Hold on one second. Go to jeremysrazors.com. the best deals of the year are live right now. Jeremy's Razors. You can score up to 50% off. Now's the time to stock up. You want a full year of shaving? $49.99. That's it. No games, no virtue signals. Just an excellent razor that works if you're ordering over 100 bucks free shipping. These razors are built for men who don't back down, guys who show up, work hard, and refuse to cave to the nonsense. Go to jeremysrazors.com right now. Deals expire soon. Do not wait. Jeremy's razors.com. and I want you to know, baby I love you like a love song, baby. Oh, just white people. It took me a minute. Oh, what the. All I did. Stop. What are you doing? That's my mirror. What are you doing? Stop. Yeah, it's kind of funny. That's all of them. It was a weaker round, though. I was talking to sweet Elyse about that. Like, I wanted the AI to fix our Christmas card picture, and it just can't. It just doesn't know how. It's not taking our jobs. So I guess. What were the first two? Jason Statham as Hitler and then Dave Ramsey impression. I'll go for Hitler. Adolf Hitler. There's nothing very cool about Hitler. It was simple. It was, like, fast. It was simple. It was kind of funny. What do you think it was? That was Michaela, man. You're right. Oh, man. We did terrible. But you were dead on today. You like that? Okay. I'm Michael Knowles. This is the Michael Knowles show. More. Limu Emu. 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