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Oregon Lottery Representative (0:00)
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Conservative Commentator (0:31)
What do we have today? Some dumb video, I bet. A bunch of anti ICE and deportation libs losing their minds on TikTok. Let's go.
Moderator (0:41)
All right, stop.
Critic (0:42)
If you work for ICE, you, you.
Conservative Commentator (0:47)
And your mom, that middle nose ring, always a bad sign.
Critic (0:51)
Your great grandpa. I hope your pillow is constantly warm. I hope you stub your toe every single day. I hope every single time you put on a new pair of socks, you step in a puddle of water. I hope you always have an itch on the bottom of your foot. I hope your gas tank is always empty. I hope you hit every single red light when you're driving. I hope you're always stuck in traffic. I hope you win the lottery and die the next day. You're a piece of you.
Conservative Commentator (1:18)
I can't even be offended by this. I mean, ostensibly she's saying all these things to me because I support the ICE raids and everything. That video is not about the ICE raids. Look at her. She is actually an attractive woman, though she's trying to make herself unattractive. I bet she lives in Los Angeles and what she's doing. What this video really is, is not a cri de coeur about the ICE raids and the immigrant communities. It's her trying to do a little standup routine. It's her trying to be cute.
Critic (1:45)
I hope you always have an itch on the bottom of your foot.
Oregon Lottery Representative (1:47)
Oh, bro.
Conservative Commentator (1:48)
She could have just as easily done the same bit about climate change or about, I don't know, some war or about taxes even, you know, or about. About, like, airplane food. It doesn't. It doesn't matter. It's all. It's really just about her trying to ingratiate herself to a certain audience and get attention. Probably, probably from fellas. Okay, next one.
