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Celsius Energy Drink Narrator (0:00)
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Michael Yo (0:24)
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Michael Yo (0:41)
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Chimp Out Narrator (0:54)
In the earliest of times, humans shared the planet with animals of different natures and qualities. Those animals worked alongside the humans and created an ecosystem that benefited all species. Until one species decided it was time to change the rules. A new term was born. That term being chimp out.
Michael Yo (1:40)
You know me, I'm real hip and cool with all the new slang. Well, apparently there's a new term, chimp out. And there are all these videos and posts on social media that show chimping out. That's the verb. Just a ton of chimping out everywhere, all over the place in America, outside of America. And so I told the producers, I said, look, I don't really know anything about this, but it's a social media trend and we gotta be on it. You know, we're on the culture, we're hip, we're cool guys. How do you do, fellow kids?
Sponsor Announcer (2:13)
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Michael Yo (2:14)
So I want you to get me all the most shocking, wild, hilarious, dramatic videos of chimp outs anywhere in the world. Yo, I have not seen these chimp outs yet, but the producers tell me this is the abs. This is absolute peak chimping. Take it away. It's so cute. You know, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do this because I've like, I would never play around with a monkey or take a monkey into my home or something. Cause they're really, really cute until they rip your face off. Remember, like chimps or whatever, these women would take them into their homes and they rip their faces off. Even. I was in India once and I said monkeys just run through the streets in India. And I was in India a couple times. Actually. And so you don't want to get too close to it. But they are cute from far away. That was some great chimping. Okay, what's the next one? Oh yeah, he is chimping. Is he a chimp? No, he's a gorilla. Professor, is that a chimp or is that a. What kind of monkey is that? Chimp. It's a chimp or it's an ape or it's a gorilla. I don't really know the difference. It is a chimpy chimp. It is a chimpanzee. What were the first ones? They were small, feeble chimps. Do you not, you don't know, you just. They're all the same to you. Monkey is monkey. Next one. That's crazy. Now that's a gorilla, right? I'm a gorilla in a pull up to the zoo. But he is chimping out. There's no question about that. Is scary, man. I would not. Even though there's the glass there, I don't know that chimp. That gorilla could do me dirty. Okay, next one. Hold on. If you don't want people to know about all the chimp out videos you're watching online, you probably need to check out our sponsor, ExpressVPN. Go to ExpressVPN.com/Michael M I C H A E L letter y letter T. ExpressVPN is basically like a shield for your Internet activity. Everything gets sent through encrypted servers so that no one can see what you're doing online. Not even your Internet provider. Not data brokers, not government agencies. One thing that really impressed me last year ExpressVPN got over 400,000 requests from customer data for customer data from tech companies and government agencies. Guess how many times they handed over those data. They actually can't hand over those data because they have a zero logs policy. Best part, it's extremely easy to use. I'm a little bit of a luddite myself and when I power up my phone, my tablet, my computer, my anything, boom. One button. Done. You are protected. You can protect up to 14 devices at once. So your whole family gets protection. I love it. I've used ExpressVPN for something like 8 years. If you want the very, very best in protection, go to ExpressVPN. Get 4 Months FREE by scanning the QR code on screen, clicking the link in the description box below or going to expressvpn.com michaelette Y letter T. Is he trying to steal her purse? Where is that? Yeah, because in there's some Countries, there's just monkeys running around the street. Kind of crazy that he wanted to steal the purse, though. What's he going to do with that lady's purse? You know what? I wonder? I wonder if he thinks that the purse has cigarettes in it. Like all those cute monkeys when they're smoking cigarettes. You ever see those? It's kind of cute. You feel bad for them because it's probably bad for their lungs, but it's kind of cute. Okay, next one. Hi.
