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In the earliest of times, humans shared the planet with animals of different natures and qualities. Those animals worked alongside the humans and created an ecosystem that benefited all species. Until one species decided it was time to change the rules. A new term was born. That term being chimp out.
Michael Yo
You know me, I'm real hip and cool with all the new slang. Well, apparently there's a new term, chimp out. And there are all these videos and posts on social media that show chimping out. That's the verb. Just a ton of chimping out everywhere, all over the place in America, outside of America. And so I told the producers, I said, look, I don't really know anything about this, but it's a social media trend and we gotta be on it. You know, we're on the culture, we're hip, we're cool guys. How do you do, fellow kids?
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Michael Yo
So I want you to get me all the most shocking, wild, hilarious, dramatic videos of chimp outs anywhere in the world. Yo, I have not seen these chimp outs yet, but the producers tell me this is the abs. This is absolute peak chimping. Take it away. It's so cute. You know, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do this because I've like, I would never play around with a monkey or take a monkey into my home or something. Cause they're really, really cute until they rip your face off. Remember, like chimps or whatever, these women would take them into their homes and they rip their faces off. Even. I was in India once and I said monkeys just run through the streets in India. And I was in India a couple times. Actually. And so you don't want to get too close to it. But they are cute from far away. That was some great chimping. Okay, what's the next one? Oh yeah, he is chimping. Is he a chimp? No, he's a gorilla. Professor, is that a chimp or is that a. What kind of monkey is that? Chimp. It's a chimp or it's an ape or it's a gorilla. I don't really know the difference. It is a chimpy chimp. It is a chimpanzee. What were the first ones? They were small, feeble chimps. Do you not, you don't know, you just. They're all the same to you. Monkey is monkey. Next one. That's crazy. Now that's a gorilla, right? I'm a gorilla in a pull up to the zoo. But he is chimping out. There's no question about that. Is scary, man. I would not. Even though there's the glass there, I don't know that chimp. That gorilla could do me dirty. Okay, next one. Hold on. If you don't want people to know about all the chimp out videos you're watching online, you probably need to check out our sponsor, ExpressVPN. Go to ExpressVPN.com/Michael M I C H A E L letter y letter T. ExpressVPN is basically like a shield for your Internet activity. Everything gets sent through encrypted servers so that no one can see what you're doing online. Not even your Internet provider. Not data brokers, not government agencies. One thing that really impressed me last year ExpressVPN got over 400,000 requests from customer data for customer data from tech companies and government agencies. Guess how many times they handed over those data. They actually can't hand over those data because they have a zero logs policy. Best part, it's extremely easy to use. I'm a little bit of a luddite myself and when I power up my phone, my tablet, my computer, my anything, boom. One button. Done. You are protected. You can protect up to 14 devices at once. So your whole family gets protection. I love it. I've used ExpressVPN for something like 8 years. If you want the very, very best in protection, go to ExpressVPN. Get 4 Months FREE by scanning the QR code on screen, clicking the link in the description box below or going to expressvpn.com michaelette Y letter T. Is he trying to steal her purse? Where is that? Yeah, because in there's some Countries, there's just monkeys running around the street. Kind of crazy that he wanted to steal the purse, though. What's he going to do with that lady's purse? You know what? I wonder? I wonder if he thinks that the purse has cigarettes in it. Like all those cute monkeys when they're smoking cigarettes. You ever see those? It's kind of cute. You feel bad for them because it's probably bad for their lungs, but it's kind of cute. Okay, next one. Hi.
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Michael Yo
He likes my crystal. I was about to say I thought the monkey was gonna steal the crystal, in which case I would very much be on the monkey's side. But no, he just wanted to look up her upper skirt. It should have been me, not him. And I'm not. I'm not. I don't encourage that, but I get it. I get. I get. Cause monkeys, they have traits that seem kind of like primitive humans sometimes. I wouldn't encourage it, but it's kind of funny. That's one of the reasons we like seeing them chimp. Okay, next one. My coffee. Ouch. You just wasted. Was such a slow burn. It was like it didn't. It's not like it was right away. And he reacted. Just a very slow trip. And then it hurt his guliens. And then he blamed, as he should blame her. I wouldn't call that a chimp out, though. That was more considered. That seemed more contemplative, pensive, and it was justified, I think. Next one. Wow, that. That could be my favorite chimp out of the whole bunch, I guess. But no, here's my problem. The first one where it's the little baby chimps drinking the milk. That's my favorite. It's the sweetest, it's the cutest. But it's not a chimp out, is it? Doesn't there need to be violence or aggression to like, really be chimping out? I don't know. This is a new term. And so look, I'm just doing my best to be hip and cool with the culture, okay? And I think we did it, Professor Jacob. Did we cover it? Have we covered all the chimp outs? Hello. Hello. I'm gonna chimp out if he doesn't get on that microphone. Okay? All right, there we go. That's the show. See you next time.
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Episode: Michael REACTS to "Chimp Out" Videos
Host: Michael Knowles
Date: February 20, 2026
In this episode, Michael Knowles reacts to the viral “chimp out” videos circulating on social media. The episode's main theme is an exploration—sometimes tongue-in-cheek—of animal behavior as depicted in “chimp out” content online. Knowles, with his trademark sardonic humor, attempts to unpack the trend for his audience, questioning the parameters of what constitutes a “chimp out” while providing live, comedic commentary.
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The episode is lighthearted, sardonic, and infused with Knowles’s usual culture-war wit. The language maintains a conversational, comedic edge throughout as Michael oscillates between curiosity and jest, sometimes using ironic detachment to underline his confusion or amusement at internet culture.
This episode stands out as a whimsical foray into viral internet culture. Knowles uses humor and self-deprecation to connect with both seasoned fans and new listeners, making light of his attempt to “stay hip” while poking fun at the ever-evolving language and memes of social media. Fans of his comedic takes on cultural phenomena will find the episode both entertaining and a breezy listen.