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From Amazon MGM Studios comes Melania. Every protocol, every precaution, every move coordinated. This new film takes you inside the 20 days leading up to the 2025 presidential election. Through the eyes of the first lady herself. The briefings, the planning, the private conversations. Witness what it takes to secure her return to one of the world's most powerful roles. Melania. Only in theaters January 30th. Your highness, the transmission we received. What is it they've sent us? Hope. The west is falling. We all know. Civilization is on its last gasps. Everything is bleak. We're all blackpilled. We doom scroll on our phones and that sense of doom grows greater and greater until the enormity brings us to the brink of despair. But sometimes there are little glimmers of hope. Hope as my producer team, as Professor Jacob in particular has apparently found on his feeds. There's a new challenge. Very often the challenge is Michael, watch some crazy video on. Try not to laugh. Try not to get angry. Try not to. This is the opposite. Professor Jacob is going to pull up those little signs of hope that just creep into the algo every now and again. And I will do my not to smile. Take it away. What's in there? What's in there? Open it up. Thing out. What's in there? Yeah, pajamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pajamas. My dad made a positive square root of nine. Happy birthday, Mr. Parker. Oh, my goodness. I've never had a birthday cake before. Oh, really? I've seen these little baby with the glasses, like goofy little eyes. Hi. Hey, munchkin. Yeah, I've seen the last one is kind of cute, but the rest of them, really. Wow. I've never had a birthday cake before. Is that real? Wow. Yeah, all of it. The kid, my dad. My dad. It's tough. It's tough. Wow. Like, I come home from work, I usually don't get home too late. Sometimes I travel, but if I'm in town, I usually don't get home too late. Come in and you know, my kids will come often my kids will come to the door, oh, hey dae da, hey da. But now my youngest, who's like a year and a half or so, he's now old enough to kind of get it. When I come in, he just comes in and he starts dancing. When I come in doing a little jig, he's so happy. It's very. It really melts your heart. Wow. The fact that after years of just increasing viciousness, invective, polemic, nasty demonic kind of stuff, there's little glimmers of hope in the algo. What does that mean? All right, take. Give me the next one. A big surprise today for one Channel 8 Eyewitness News reporter when her longtime boyfriend showed up to propose to her. Wow. It was as far opposite from Eva and Tony's as you can get. This one was very laid back, very casual. What are you doing? What are you doing here? I'm just here to say that I've loved you since the day I met you and want to spend the rest of my life with you. I don't like this. Very unprofessional. I don't like this one. The first one was cuter. This one is unprofessional. He's making it all about him. Yeah, okay. I want. I lost it a little bit on the first one. That was because she seemed so genuinely surprised, and it was like a clever way to do it. The middle one I didn't like, though, because it's just this guy sauntering out. Hey, toots. Hey, Ron. Hey, Millie. I know you're working or whatever, but, hey, let's make this about me. They decided to marry, but the first one is really sweet because she didn't know, you know, she really didn't get it. She. I guess the reason I like the first one is she was led unawares into participating in this very sweet act that she desired that you had you'd do. Whereas in the second one, the girl was just interrupted. Yeah, okay, but I, like. I want partial credit for keeping it. Despairing, you know, in the. Okay, next one. And disrupting the circle of life. And with the rise in drought cases, it is absolute. Save our wild species and provide a home. Am I supposed to turn around yet? Problem is, these days, that could be real. Yeah, that's kind of whatever. The elephant one is the best one. Cause that's a real. It's not just a contrived. What I don't like look. Why is this creeping into the algo now? This is actually a great sign. And it's the same reason that the despair crept into the algo. It's that reality exists, and you can't divorce yourself from reality forever. So when everyone's saying everything's great, ha, ha, ha, it's great. The borders are open and crime is skyrocke and we're castrating kids and we're killing babies and ha. But it's all great. The reality creeps in and you can't really deny what you're seeing. No, this is bad. This is getting worse. Things aren't going to get Better if we don't acknowledge the reality that they're bad right now. But just as that is the case, so too I think now that we're all black pilled and despairing. The reality that is creeping in is actually there is hope in the world. Actually we can do good things, kind of, we can choose virtue over vice. God exists and he extends grace to us and we can cooperate with that grace. And we're not necessarily destined eternally to death or torment, but actually we might have everlasting life and you might, and kids are cute and animals are kind of funny and that, that is just as real as like all the bad things in the world. And so sometimes people, cynically or not even, it's not even cynicism, it's like a jadedness. They'll say, well you know kid, you don't understand how dark it is out there. And that could be true. You could be correcting for an optimism, but you also need to correct for pessimism, which are two sides of the same coin. That's why this is creeping back in. And the thing I don't like about these be happy videos is when they're just totally contrived, when it's like forced, when it doesn't feel real. But the elephant one, that's like real. It's just like a delightful little thing that happened. Okay, keep going. I need you to lock in. Cause you've actually cracked on every single one of these. So let's see if you can do it right now. Go to expressvpn.com Michael Y letter T. Did you know that your Internet provider watches every move you make? Online? Tracks all your clicks, all the endless time that you spend online, doom scrolling, searching, building a profile that they sell to the highest bidder? Sounds illegal, probably should be, but it isn't. Why? Well, one reason is the government benefits too. It creates a loophole around your fourth amendment rights. Normally the government would need a warrant to collect your information without consent, but when they buy the data from the brokers, instead it's totally legal, no warrant required. These data brokers are eroding our freedoms as Americans. Well, fortunately there is a solution that I've used for years now, probably eight years or something. And that is ExpressVPN. ExpressVPN allows me to keep all of my online activity secure through their encrypted servers. Nobody, not even the Internet service provider can track any of my movements or infringe on my privacy. I love it. It's great. It's easy too. I'M a total luddite and it makes it just much, much easier for me. If I can do it, you can too. Push one button. All your devices. You're good. Find out how you can get four months free by scanning the QR code on screen, clicking the link in the description box below, or by going to expressvpn.com Michael letter Y letterT I've already seen this one, so I'm gonna succeed. I would be surprised to see you. Hello. Yeah. Do you want to say hello to the camera? Yeah, say hello to the camera. Hello. Hey, bub. Hey, dad. Love you. I almost lost it there at the end. And you know what it was? It wasn't even the. It was the. It was that I almost lost. And I hadn't seen that video before. The one with the baby on the news clip. I had. We've all. We've all seen that. There was. That one. Got me. Okay. Did I pass that one? That was a great effort, Michael. I was smiling. Does it count? Does it count? I was kind of doing a little bit of like a. I'm so hopeful now that I'm going to give you a point for that. Thank you. Wow, what an act of grace. The quality of mercy is not strained, you know. That's why he's the goat. The goat. Though justice be thy plea, consider this that in the course of justice, none of us should see salvation. Okay. All right. That's all right. Is that it? Are there any more clips? There are like so many more. Oh, there are. Okay. All right, keep going. There's a black on my screen. I don't know. There's a black pill on my screen. Grammy, what are we seeing right now? We're seeing 7,000 years of lava flow. 7,000. Opal, what do you see? I see Grammy and just Grammy. When I look at Grammy, I don't see anything else. Nobody else. What you guys do for your anniversary? We looked at each other, same thing we're doing right now. And he kissed me on the forehead. You kissed her? Yeah. He always kisses that cute. It is cute. He kisses me on the neck. He kisses me on my head. A kiss could be anywhere. When I look at Grammy, I don't see anything. It almost got. It almost got me. It almost got me. I think I. I passed that one. Next one. I gotta be honest. The reason why I stopped you is cuz you got a child in the car with no child seat. I don't have no child. I don't have a child. Are you sure? Are you positive? About this. He's saying I do. Okay, all right. We do have a child in the car with no car seat. Come on, hurry up. Come on out. Put the bag underneath here. Noa, hurry up. Hurry up. Yeah, all right. Yeah. The thing with the. The wife, with the pregnancy test, because I don't. Like. There was a period for a while when everyone was attacking cops. Well, that could be any year, I guess. But this was around BLM era. And then these cops would pull people over and they'd be like, all right, you know, I'm pulling you over to tell you to have a great day or whatever. There was, like, a PR campaign. I was like, don't do that, man. You can't. That's not your job. Don't do that. You're bringing the force of the state in to, like, make people smile at you. No, but that is so great. Where the wife obviously coordinated with the cop. You're driving around with a kid without a car seat on. There's no kid in the car. Yes, there is. That's good, man. That's good. You keep a straight face for that. You're not gonna succeed. All right. What'd I do? I made it through two of them without breaking. Yeah, Okay. I can't. I can't. I'm just. I am too hopeful. You know why? It's not only a theological virtue, but a demand. You gotta be hopeful, man. Future's so bright, we gotta wear shades. You know what I'm saying? I don't have my sunglasses on me. Doesn't matter. I'll get them later. I'm Michael Knowles. This is the Michael Knowles Show. See you later. I'm gonna go hug Professor Jacob. Wow. Wow, wow.
