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Michael Knowles
Most of the content generated by AI is pure slop. And this is no different. But the producers have compiled the absolute top fake Pixar trailers generated by the sewers of the Internet. Take it away.
Guest 1
From the creator of Slumdog Millionaire. I just need one big break, one sale and we can leave this place in a city of a million voices.
Guest 2
Are you sure this isn't a scam, ma'?
Michael Knowles
Am? It's your luck.
Guest 2
One more voucher. Just one.
Michael Knowles
Is it the Indians that are scammers? Sir, the attitude is not going to.
Guest 2
Speed things up any bit at all.
Michael Knowles
I usually think of like Africans as like Nigerians or something, as scammers.
Guest 1
You want to sell that? Call these motherfuckers asap.
Michael Knowles
The Indians, maybe. Okay, next one. First time in Thailand.
Guest 1
From Pixie Works Animation.
Guest 2
The cutest smile. Careful, I might steal it.
Guest 1
Comes a story about finding someone who truly sees you. Oh, hi, I'm Jean.
Michael Knowles
Hi, Jean.
Guest 1
But she's got a secret.
Guest 2
You look cute when you sweat.
Guest 1
Oh, thanks. I haven't felt like this in years.
Guest 2
There's something I haven't told you.
Guest 1
Ladyboy made with Flashloop.
Michael Knowles
It's like, hey, we're gonna develop this technology that can create whole movies, whole animated movies. Think about, you know, Snow White, how long that took, the investment. You know, Disney almost lost everything and now we can just make animated movies with it. And can you imagine what the computing power even that that takes? What are we going to do? We're going to make jokes about ladyboys for the Internet. That's what it's going to do. Next one.
Guest 1
Chicken dinner is cold woman.
Guest 2
Daddy, are you ever coming back?
Guest 1
I don't know me. Disney Pixar Presents Finding Milk.
Michael Knowles
You know, I. I actually saw that one on Twitter. Chicken dinner is cold woman. Finding Milk. That's probably the funniest. It's like the most cohesive one. It's like the simplest one to get. Okay, next one.
Guest 2
Everywhere is dirty. Everywhere stinks. I am tired of it.
Guest 1
Tired of India.
Guest 2
I going to take a shower.
Michael Knowles
Beta, please. No. Amma.
Guest 1
You're joking, huh? From Disney and Pixar. You betray our ways. You dare bring soap into this house.
Guest 2
You think you are cleaner than us? Everywhere I look, it's garbage.
Michael Knowles
It's smell.
Guest 2
I don't want to live like this anymore. If no one else will change it, I will. One street, one room. One step at a time.
Michael Knowles
That one to me is more direct than the scam one. Is that the joke about India is very, very, very dirty. That. Yeah, okay, that's competing with Finding Milk. Next one this spring.
Guest 1
Nothing can stop me. I'm gonna win this thing.
Guest 2
Not if I get there first.
Guest 1
Champ from Disney and Pixar.
Guest 2
Guys, where are we?
Michael Knowles
Wait a second.
Guest 2
Is this cloth?
Michael Knowles
We're in a song. This is a family show. Those sorts of jokes not, not acceptable. Next one.
Guest 1
All right, explorers. Ready for a trip you'll never forget. Where are we going, Mr. E? Somewhere special. A place where learning isn' books. It's all around you.
Guest 2
This is the coolest field trip.
Michael Knowles
It actually took me a minute. I actually had to read the title that wow.
Guest 1
I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die.
Michael Knowles
Wow. I don't know why that should have hit me as funnier than it did, but didn't. I don't know. Didn't is the the idea. I guess like a Pixar movie about creepy Pedo island is like. There is a very dark humor to that, but it didn't. The execution was kind of weak. Hold on one second. Go to avemariafunds.com Michael M I C H A E L You should not have to compromise your when it comes to investing why would you put your money into companies that go against what you believe in? That is one of the many reasons that I love Ave Marie Mutual Funds. Why I'm proud to serve on their board. They've been around since 2001, founded by George Schwartz, and today they manage nearly $4 billion in assets with more than 100,000 shareholders. What sets them apart is simple. They refuse to invest in companies tied to abortion, pornography, embryonic stem cell research for those tied to Planned Parenthood. Whether you are saving for retirement, your kids education or you just want to grow your wealth responsibly, Ave Maria Mutual Funds offers a range of options so you do not have to compromise. Learn more today@avemariafunds.com Michael M I C H A E L that is avemariafunds.com Michael I strongly recommend you go check them out. I'm a big, big fan of everything Ave Maria. All mutual funds are subject to market risk, including possible loss of principal. Request a prospectus which includes investment objectives, risks, fees, charges and expenses and other information that you should read and consider carefully before investing. The prospectus can be obtained by calling 1-866-283-6274 or it can be viewed at www.avemariafunds.com. ave Maria Mutual funds are distributed by Ultimas Fund Distributors, llc.
Guest 1
Decline Nah, not today.
Michael Knowles
Somebody got my baby out here Hungry?
Guest 1
We Fixing this.
Michael Knowles
Ma', am. The system flagged your account. You'll have to wait six to eight weeks.
Guest 1
Watch me from Disney. And Pixar decline says no fun when Vonaticcia's EBT card lets her down. Oh, no, not today, girl.
Michael Knowles
You flipped the whole story.
Guest 1
The whole city feels it.
Michael Knowles
That one's more direct. That one. Wow. It's just amazing how high quality it is. Like when Pixar came out. Some of you kids watching this won't remember when Pixar came out. It was revolutionary. What was? The first one was Toy Story the first one, and it was revolutionary. Just like, oh my. This is the absolute height of technology. How many zillions of dollars did it take? And we just do it. We just type in a prompt like, hey, make a racist thing about a late black lady in an EBT card. Boop. It's like, here's a movie. Here's a whole movie. Now we're just gonna make our own movies. In the future. We're not gonna watch. There's no common culture anyway. And increasingly it's just gonna make our own movies, which almost certainly will devolve to porn. It probably already has. Okay, next one.
Guest 1
You're invited to the Diddy party. Welcome, young sir. Complimentary baby oil.
Guest 2
Thanks.
Guest 1
This fall, all you have do to do is sign this non disclosure agreement, get ready for slide sparkles, and the slickest night of the year.
Michael Knowles
It's like, it's like a little too dark. That's a little bit too dark.
Guest 1
I think I'll kidnap a thousand children.
Michael Knowles
But it was very well executed. Okay, next one.
Guest 2
Here is your drink, sir.
Guest 1
It's ma'.
Michael Knowles
Am.
Guest 1
I'm not a sir.
Michael Knowles
Yeah, it's funny. It's a little dated now actually, is the problem all the, like trans. Because trans is over. So it's like all the trans jokes are. It's kind of. It's funny that like, that would have hit so hard three years ago. The technology just wasn't there for the joke. Okay, next one.
Guest 1
Some people think being on the sidelines means you're missing out. Oh, no, you didn't. But when your best friends are happy, it's like you're right there with them.
Michael Knowles
Come join the chaos, big guy. Maybe. Why is there a hyphen? I guess my confusion. Why is there a hyphen there? Again, it was like a little too confusing. You didn't quite get it off the top that it was a cuckold joke. Okay, next one.
Guest 2
How hard could it be?
Michael Knowles
Uh oh.
Guest 1
Sometimes opportunity takes you places you never expected diversity. Higher. Coming soon.
Michael Knowles
Yeah, funny enough idea, but it's not. The style isn't right. Like, that doesn't look like a trailer for a Pixar movie. It was funny enough idea. Okay, next one.
Guest 1
Thought I'd stop by with some of my famous Coco.
Guest 2
You never come empty handed.
Guest 1
I never do. From the studio that brought you inside out. Rest easy.
Michael Knowles
It's kind of funny. It's definitely. I don't know, Cosby jokes are a little dated too, because he was not, if not quite exonerated. But he's not in prison anymore, right? It's not also like it would appear in a number of the cases. The women, like, kept seeing him and so, I don't know, it's like the whole thing was a lot weirder, I think, than it was made out to be. Okay, next one from Disney.
Guest 1
And Pixar came from the bottom. Never thought I'd see the top. He said you did it. What? I thought we was brothers. Snitch only in theater. Spring 2026.
Michael Knowles
Yeah, okay. All right, that's the last one. Okay, what's the funniest? The funniest ones, without question, are Finding Milk. Cause it's an actual, like, pun, you know, it's. It's just better executed. Or what was the other. Watch the shower. One was funny. Ladyboy was kind of funny. The Diddy one was. Well, it's just like it was a little bit too dark, I guess. Finding Milk. Finding Milk is like. It's the most. It's like the clearest execution of the most instantly recognizable joke. I go with Finding Milk. Okay, that's our show. I'm Michael Knowles. It's the Michael Knowles Show. Wait, that's not our show. This is just a breakout. Anyway, see you next time.
Episode: Michael REACTS To The Most Unhinged AI Pixar Trailers
Date: November 1, 2025
Host: Michael Knowles (The Daily Wire)
In this episode, Michael Knowles offers a satirical and critical reaction to a series of AI-generated Pixar-style movie trailers circulating on the internet. The trailers, which parody classic Pixar storytelling and animation style with dark, edgy, and often controversial humor, serve as a launching point for Knowles to riff on current cultural and technological trends. The episode is filled with quick-witted commentary, social observations, and a nostalgic look at Pixar’s groundbreaking legacy, wrapped around the absurdity of AI-powered online meme culture.
"Most of the content generated by AI is pure slop. And this is no different."
—Michael Knowles (00:00)
"Can you imagine… now we can just make animated movies… and all we do is make jokes about ladyboys for the Internet."
—Michael Knowles (01:11)
"Finding Milk. That's probably the funniest. It's like the most cohesive one."
—Michael Knowles (01:47)
"That one to me is more direct than the scam one. Is that the joke about India is very, very, very dirty."
—Michael Knowles (02:21)
"It's just amazing how high quality it is… we just type in a prompt like, hey, make a racist thing about a late black lady in an EBT card. Boop. It's like, here's a movie."
—Michael Knowles (05:49)
"It's like, it's like a little too dark. That's a little bit too dark."
—Michael Knowles (06:05)
"Trans is over. So it's like all the trans jokes are… that would have hit so hard three years ago."
—Michael Knowles (06:28)
"It's like the clearest execution of the most instantly recognizable joke. I go with Finding Milk."
—Michael Knowles (08:10)
The episode is heavy on sardonic humor and cultural critique, reflecting Michael Knowles’ conservative and often irreverent style. He swings between amusement and incredulity at the quality, immediacy, and sheer absurdity of AI-generated media. While he appreciates the technical prowess on display, he’s critical of the cultural trajectory it suggests—lamenting, with nostalgia, the loss of shared pop culture moments.
Intended for listeners who enjoy sharp satire and aren’t easily offended by edgy internet humor.