Guest 1 (1:36)

Chicken dinner is cold woman.

Guest 2 (1:38)

Daddy, are you ever coming back?

Guest 1 (1:40)

I don't know me. Disney Pixar Presents Finding Milk.

Michael Knowles (1:47)

You know, I. I actually saw that one on Twitter. Chicken dinner is cold woman. Finding Milk. That's probably the funniest. It's like the most cohesive one. It's like the simplest one to get. Okay, next one.

Guest 2 (1:58)

Everywhere is dirty. Everywhere stinks. I am tired of it.

Guest 1 (2:01)

Tired of India.

Guest 2 (2:02)

I going to take a shower.

Michael Knowles (2:04)

Beta, please. No. Amma.

Guest 1 (2:05)

You're joking, huh? From Disney and Pixar. You betray our ways. You dare bring soap into this house.

Guest 2 (2:10)

You think you are cleaner than us? Everywhere I look, it's garbage.

Michael Knowles (2:12)

It's smell.

Guest 2 (2:13)

I don't want to live like this anymore. If no one else will change it, I will. One street, one room. One step at a time.

Michael Knowles (2:21)

That one to me is more direct than the scam one. Is that the joke about India is very, very, very dirty. That. Yeah, okay, that's competing with Finding Milk. Next one this spring.

Guest 1 (2:34)

Nothing can stop me. I'm gonna win this thing.

Guest 2 (2:36)

Not if I get there first.

Guest 1 (2:37)

Champ from Disney and Pixar.

Guest 2 (2:39)

Guys, where are we?

Michael Knowles (2:40)

Wait a second.

Guest 2 (2:41)

Is this cloth?

Michael Knowles (2:42)

We're in a song. This is a family show. Those sorts of jokes not, not acceptable. Next one.

Guest 1 (2:53)

All right, explorers. Ready for a trip you'll never forget. Where are we going, Mr. E? Somewhere special. A place where learning isn' books. It's all around you.

Guest 2 (3:02)

This is the coolest field trip.

Michael Knowles (3:04)

It actually took me a minute. I actually had to read the title that wow.

Guest 1 (3:07)

I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die.

Michael Knowles (3:12)

Wow. I don't know why that should have hit me as funnier than it did, but didn't. I don't know. Didn't is the the idea. I guess like a Pixar movie about creepy Pedo island is like. There is a very dark humor to that, but it didn't. The execution was kind of weak. Hold on one second. Go to avemariafunds.com Michael M I C H A E L You should not have to compromise your when it comes to investing why would you put your money into companies that go against what you believe in? That is one of the many reasons that I love Ave Marie Mutual Funds. Why I'm proud to serve on their board. They've been around since 2001, founded by George Schwartz, and today they manage nearly $4 billion in assets with more than 100,000 shareholders. What sets them apart is simple. They refuse to invest in companies tied to abortion, pornography, embryonic stem cell research for those tied to Planned Parenthood. Whether you are saving for retirement, your kids education or you just want to grow your wealth responsibly, Ave Maria Mutual Funds offers a range of options so you do not have to compromise. Learn more today@avemariafunds.com Michael M I C H A E L that is avemariafunds.com Michael I strongly recommend you go check them out. I'm a big, big fan of everything Ave Maria. All mutual funds are subject to market risk, including possible loss of principal. Request a prospectus which includes investment objectives, risks, fees, charges and expenses and other information that you should read and consider carefully before investing. The prospectus can be obtained by calling 1-866-283-6274 or it can be viewed at www.avemariafunds.com. ave Maria Mutual funds are distributed by Ultimas Fund Distributors, llc.

Guest 1 (4:49)

Decline Nah, not today.

Michael Knowles (4:51)

Somebody got my baby out here Hungry?

Guest 1 (4:53)

We Fixing this.

Michael Knowles (4:53)

Ma', am. The system flagged your account. You'll have to wait six to eight weeks.

Guest 1 (4:56)

Watch me from Disney. And Pixar decline says no fun when Vonaticcia's EBT card lets her down. Oh, no, not today, girl.

Michael Knowles (5:04)

You flipped the whole story.

Guest 1 (5:05)

The whole city feels it.

Michael Knowles (5:07)

That one's more direct. That one. Wow. It's just amazing how high quality it is. Like when Pixar came out. Some of you kids watching this won't remember when Pixar came out. It was revolutionary. What was? The first one was Toy Story the first one, and it was revolutionary. Just like, oh my. This is the absolute height of technology. How many zillions of dollars did it take? And we just do it. We just type in a prompt like, hey, make a racist thing about a late black lady in an EBT card. Boop. It's like, here's a movie. Here's a whole movie. Now we're just gonna make our own movies. In the future. We're not gonna watch. There's no common culture anyway. And increasingly it's just gonna make our own movies, which almost certainly will devolve to porn. It probably already has. Okay, next one.

Guest 1 (5:50)

You're invited to the Diddy party. Welcome, young sir. Complimentary baby oil.

Guest 2 (5:55)

Thanks.

Guest 1 (5:55)

This fall, all you have do to do is sign this non disclosure agreement, get ready for slide sparkles, and the slickest night of the year.

Michael Knowles (6:05)

It's like, it's like a little too dark. That's a little bit too dark.

Guest 1 (6:10)

I think I'll kidnap a thousand children.

Michael Knowles (6:12)

But it was very well executed. Okay, next one.

Guest 2 (6:17)

Here is your drink, sir.

Guest 1 (6:18)

It's ma'.

Michael Knowles (6:19)

Am.

Guest 1 (6:19)

I'm not a sir.

Michael Knowles (6:28)

Yeah, it's funny. It's a little dated now actually, is the problem all the, like trans. Because trans is over. So it's like all the trans jokes are. It's kind of. It's funny that like, that would have hit so hard three years ago. The technology just wasn't there for the joke. Okay, next one.

Guest 1 (6:45)

Some people think being on the sidelines means you're missing out. Oh, no, you didn't. But when your best friends are happy, it's like you're right there with them.

Michael Knowles (6:52)

Come join the chaos, big guy. Maybe. Why is there a hyphen? I guess my confusion. Why is there a hyphen there? Again, it was like a little too confusing. You didn't quite get it off the top that it was a cuckold joke. Okay, next one.

Guest 2 (7:06)

How hard could it be?

Michael Knowles (7:07)

Uh oh.

Guest 1 (7:09)

Sometimes opportunity takes you places you never expected diversity. Higher. Coming soon.

Michael Knowles (7:19)

Yeah, funny enough idea, but it's not. The style isn't right. Like, that doesn't look like a trailer for a Pixar movie. It was funny enough idea. Okay, next one.

Guest 1 (7:28)

Thought I'd stop by with some of my famous Coco.

Guest 2 (7:31)

You never come empty handed.

Guest 1 (7:33)

I never do. From the studio that brought you inside out. Rest easy.

Michael Knowles (7:38)

It's kind of funny. It's definitely. I don't know, Cosby jokes are a little dated too, because he was not, if not quite exonerated. But he's not in prison anymore, right? It's not also like it would appear in a number of the cases. The women, like, kept seeing him and so, I don't know, it's like the whole thing was a lot weirder, I think, than it was made out to be. Okay, next one from Disney.

Guest 1 (8:01)

And Pixar came from the bottom. Never thought I'd see the top. He said you did it. What? I thought we was brothers. Snitch only in theater. Spring 2026.

Michael Knowles (8:10)

Yeah, okay. All right, that's the last one. Okay, what's the funniest? The funniest ones, without question, are Finding Milk. Cause it's an actual, like, pun, you know, it's. It's just better executed. Or what was the other. Watch the shower. One was funny. Ladyboy was kind of funny. The Diddy one was. Well, it's just like it was a little bit too dark, I guess. Finding Milk. Finding Milk is like. It's the most. It's like the clearest execution of the most instantly recognizable joke. I go with Finding Milk. Okay, that's our show. I'm Michael Knowles. It's the Michael Knowles Show. Wait, that's not our show. This is just a breakout. Anyway, see you next time.