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Oregon Lottery Representative (0:00)
In the summer, all of Oregon is our playground, thanks to our incredible park system. That's why it's so cool that Oregon lottery gameplay, like video lottery or cash pop, helps support tons of parks. Projects statewide, like accessible trails at Silver Falls State park or upgrades to your favorite dog park in Newburgh. It's just one way a little lottery play for many Oregonians can add up to a lot of good the Oregon Lottery. Together, we do good things. Lottery games are based on chance and should be played for entertainment only. Must be 18 or older to play.
Conservative Commentator (0:31)
The great news is that pride is dying. Pride, which goes before destruction and a haughty spirit before the fall. Pride is much weaker this year than it has been in Pride months prior. However, it's not dead yet. It's still around. There's still companies and teams and all sorts of people posting their pride. Mr. Davies, give me the roundup. Nah, that's the worst one. You started with the worst one. I would get it if it were soccer or, like the wnba, but baseball. Ah, all of baseball's LGBT fans. How many LGBT fans watch baseball? Baseball is the most conservative sport. Don't do it. Don't do it. You know what's funny? You would expect them to use all sorts of different colored string, but because a baseball is stitched up by one string, if they actually did that, you would realize that baseball is about unity, not diversity, and not all the weird sex stuff. So they had to just find a string that artificially had all these different colors in it. That's funny. When everyone can be who they are, then it'll all be great. Unless they're a man who thinks he's a woman, in which case they shouldn't be who they are. They should pretend to be someone else. Okay, the Seattle Mariners. Okay. At first I was afraid it was just gonna be an MLB ad generally. All right, the Seattle Mariners are gay. That's fine by me because I'm a lifelong Yankee fan, so doesn't bother me at all. Next one. Football is gay. Lesbian. Okay, do they mean like, football or. They talk about, like, real American football. This is NFL, Huh? I don't think football is gay, but I don't like football. It's not my sport. I only like one sport, and it's baseball.
Oregon Lottery Representative (2:48)
My kid's throwing heat.
Conservative Commentator (2:50)
Heat, shmate. Which is a little bit gay apparently, too. But football. Okay, football. Look, football already disrespects the American flag and promotes black power Marxist organizations. And so I don't. Whatever. Being gay is like the eighth problem that The NFL has right now. Next one. Oh, this is bad. On our street, everyone is welcome. That's more of like a Mickey Mouse. That's not. I can't really do a good Sesame Street. I haven't watched it in about 32 years. On our street, everyone's welcome. Together, let's build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy Pride Month. And it's a gay thing. So, in case you haven't processed this, a publicly funded children's puppet show is promoting extremely weird, deviant, aberrant sex stuff to an audience of primarily 2 to 5 year olds on your taxpayer dime. Do you want your taxes going to puppets trying to turn your kids, like, gay and trans? I don't. I don't want that. We need to defund Big Bird. That's what we need to do. Can you try reading it in, like, a Cookie Monster voice? I can try that.