A (3:46)

Was that Mikayla May? It was Professor Jacob. No. Yeah. No.

A (3:58)

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A (5:22)

Is this. The rats are all like this. The rat goes like this. So the rat's like this. The normal rat is like this. That's the normal rat. Like this. Like this. It sniffs. It's like this. For quite a while. He's like this. And then maybe he sniffs. You are now a normal rat.

A (5:44)

I've never seen that. And I want to say it's AI, but I don't think it is. Next one. He who is resistant to change is destined to perish. So why don't you try open up that mind of yours? You know, it's like, look at Kevin. I mean, he's.

A (5:59)

Real mature man. Yeah. Don't you ever tell me how to live my life again.

A (6:08)

It's pretty. It's pretty good.

A (6:22)

It's going to be tough to beat. Hi, buddy. Are you lost?

A (6:35)

Sora is unbelievable. Sora is definitely a brave young man. But I'm afraid it goes to Zin. Titanic.

A (6:57)

That really sucks, lady. This is in Titanic. And that was Mr. Davies. It was your boy. Yeah. Yeah. I knew it. I knew it. That was good, though. That was a good one. Next one.

A (7:14)

Yeah, I know that guy. Three hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. It's pretty Brutal up there. Can you confirm this is you?

A (7:22)

Yeah, that's. This is. We have an unnamed source claiming you may in fact be a white supremacist. So white. I'm not a white su. I just saved an entire family up there. And not. Not that it matters at all, but those were Mexican. Those were Mexicans. The family was in fact Guatemalan.

A (7:42)

Uh, are you saying on the record that all Hispanics look the same? What's this? What are you doing? Yeah, it doesn't work. Because that's not the media in 2025. That's the media in like 2021 or something. 2022. That. The title doesn't work. The bit is funny. The title doesn't work.

A (8:23)

Did we make that? Was that one of you who made that? No, that's very. It's very good. Or is that just like going around? Tick tock. Anyway, it's accurate. Maria, select your person. Oh, my God. What is happening? Just pick a person. Just pick a person. Angry. Any person. I'm gonna go for the dude in the middle.

A (8:51)

Took a sip at a bad moment. Next.

A (9:06)

It's good. It made me think a little too long, but it's good. Sure did. Triple A's. And in six months you'll have to check them again. What was the first one of that round? I think it was the two comedians you like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the second one? Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, yeah, that's funny. It's accurate, but no, it's the shooting one. The shooting one for sure. It wasn't.

A (9:43)

I actually think that was your boy. Unfortunately, no. But I like the trust that you have in me. It was the mysterious Michaela May. Man, I really blew it. I really. I swapped a couple there that were. That was a very strong round. The funniest one of all was. Bro, your meme is loading. And that was really, actually magnificent. Really, really good stuff. Okay. I'm Michael Knowles. This is the Michael Knowles Show. See you tomorrow.

A (10:23)

Ah, I'm tired.

A (10:33)

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