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The Microsongs of Honky D
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These are my Microsongs, travel-size songs and tunes direct from my id to your fertile imagination. Each song is crudely recorded and includes an illustration to help you (not) understand it. Frankly there's not much to understand. Just listen and don't freak out, that only makes it hurt more.
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Full Advantage
Jul 14, 202000:00:08Tap to summarizeLife is short. I can't think of a time when it ever felt like it shorter. Make the most of it. I'm not fucking kidding.
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Socially Distant Dog
Apr 18, 202000:00:03Tap to summarizeIt's a song for our times, about a little dog I live with who kind of lacks social skills named Lily. If you're not distant enough, she will probably bark at you.
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Rippin' It
Mar 17, 201900:00:16Tap to summarizeI made up this microsong while on my first successful Lime scooter ride (I'd tried before and either didn't "get" it or got a bum scooter). I was pretty happy about it, so I rang the little bell on the handlebar while I tooled down the street singing this dumb tune. Anybody in earshot probably thought I was insane. So be it!
Transcribe →Gettin' It On
Feb 23, 201900:00:55Tap to summarizeThis is one of the "original" microsongs, by which I mean it appeared on a collection I distributed about 20 years ago called "Cook A D: The Microsongs of Honky D" (on high fidelity audio cassettes!) Featuring guest talent (a rarity) from Tim Koch, John Seymore and Robert Topping, it's a stultifyingly simple ode to doin' it.
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Feb 17, 201900:00:08Tap to summarizeJust some useful advice ...
Transcribe →Fell From The Sky Guy
Feb 11, 201900:00:10Tap to summarizeOkay, this song sounds sexual, and I went ahead and left that ambiguity in, but that wasn't actually the inspiration ... It's actually a song from the perspective of a heaven-sent piece of chocolate. But take it however you like.
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Feb 11, 201900:00:10Tap to summarizeInspired a little by Kraftwerk I suppose, but in the dumbest possible way -- it's a little theme song for a proud, probably German villain.
Transcribe →Why, Humans?
Feb 11, 201900:00:06Tap to summarizeAt long last, I'm uploading more microsongs! Been too long. Here's one that poses an age-old question, but that seems more relevant now than ever. If you'd like to make artwork to accompany this or any microsong that doesn't have artwork yet, let me know and I'll make it so.
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A Certifiable Maniac
May 28, 201600:00:14Tap to summarizeI can't remember exactly what inspired this song. I think mostly I was just mocking songs with dumb lyrics. This silly little ditty got better artwork than it could have ever dreamed of thanks to Certifiable Maniac, Kenny Pittenger! Wowzers!
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Knockout
Apr 28, 201600:00:11Tap to summarizeAfter a long hiatus, it's time to start uploading microsongs again! Here's one from last year. It's just me braggin' about my mad game. Check the anatomically accurate self-portrait, complete with scrawny limbs and beer gut!
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