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I'm Jonathan Ames. The Moth features true stories told on stage without notes. This week's story by Steve Osborne was recorded live in New York City. How you doing? My name's Steve Osborne and I was a New York city cop for 20 years, in the 6th precinct too. Now a few years back, my partner and I, we were looking for this guy called the Silvergun Bandit. The guy was a maniac. He was doing ATM stick ups all over Manhattan South. He had done like over 20 of them. He was knocking them off like every other day. So finally the chief gets pissed off and he's like, you guys better catch this guy. And I mean now. So we're like, okay, chief, you're right, you're right, you're 100% right. You know, really, the guy was making us look stupid. So on this particular day, all the anti crime teams and all the robbery teams in Manhattan south were gonna drop everything we're doing and we're going to go do stakeouts all over the place and we're going to get this guy. So my partner and I decided we're going to go sit over on ninth street and fifth Avenue. He had knocked off two banks over on eighth street and another one on University Place. So he liked the area. So it seemed like a good place to sit. So we go over there and we're dressed down like this, we're dressed in plain clothes and we had a beau blew a glassaba. I had like crushed velour seats. It was really nice. You know, you'd never guess in a million years it was a police car. So we parked the car over there and we're working off of this police artist sketch. Now a bunch of the victims got a good look at him. So we had a pretty good sketch to work with. Like most artists sketch, they're crap. But this one was pretty good, it had a lot of detail. So we're sitting there and I take the sketch and I stick it up on the visor and you know, like you watch tv, you watch stakeouts, you think that they're fun. Well, they're not. It's like 99% boredom and then you get like that 1% off the wall excitement. So we're sitting there, you know, we're watching every guy that goes by. We're looking at his face, we're checking the sketch, you know, we're checking out the girls, you know, we're just killing time, talking about baseball and you want to play golf this weekend? You know, let's go out for a beer after work. When we're like two hours into this, all of a sudden this guy comes walking right past the front of the car. He takes one look at us and starts freaking out. There's panic written all over his face. I'm looking at him. I look at the sketch. He looks exactly like the sketch. Now I'm freaking out. I said to my partner, I says, I think it's him. My partner's like, I think it is. So now we're all excited. Everybody in the world. Everybody in the world is looking for this guy. And there he is. He's standing right in front of my car. So we want to jump out and grab him. But in case he's our bad guy and he's got the gun on him, you know, he could just open up on us and we'd never make it out of the car. You know, boom, boom. We'd be dead meat. So we decided to let him step off just a little bit. So he keeps walking, and he's looking over his shoulder, and he's trying to watch us out of the corner of his eye. He gets up onto the curb on the sidewalk, and he walks right past the building line. So we're like, okay, let's get him. We jump out of the car. I grab the sketch, I shove it in my pocket, and we run to the corner. He's gone. He took off on us. I'm like, shit, shit, shit. Everybody in the world is looking for this guy. We had him, and we lost him. No reason to panic. He didn't run across fifth Avenue. We'd have seen him. He didn't run down fifth Avenue to Washington Square Park. We'd see him. He must have run down to 8th street and hung a left. So that's what we do. We tear ass down to 8th street, look up the block, nothing. Still no reason to panic. I know he's close by. I could feel it. He couldn't have gone too far. He must have ducked into a store, a building or something. So now we start walking up H Street. We're going to check out every store, every building. We look into the first store. Nothing. Look in the second store, nothing. We keep walking. I look into the. There's an indoor parking garage. I look in the parking garage, and there in the back, in the corner, in the shadows, there he is. He's peeking out. I'm like, all right, we got him. We take out our shields, we pull out our guns, and we charge them. And I'm yelling at him, don't move. Don't move, motherfucker. I'll blow your fucking head off. That's the way we do it. It's. It's not like on tv, like, where you see them, you know? Put your hands behind your head. Turn around, walk back to the sound of my voice. New York bad guys would just laugh at us and run away. That probably works, maybe in LA or something like that, but it don't work here, so. And the reason that we do it, there's a reason we don't do it just for no reason. The thing is, is that even if the guy's a real bad guy, real hardcore bad guy, when we run up on him like that, we want to scare him. We want to shock the shit out of him. We want him to think that he's about to die and his survival instinct kicks in and he does what we tell him most of the time. Now, I run up to him, and like I said, I'm yelling at him, don't move. Don't move. I'll blow your fucking head off. What does he do? He falls down on the ground. He curls up into a ball, like in the fetal position, and starts crying. So I have done this, like, hundreds of times. This never happened to me before. Now I'm shocked. Now I'm starting to think maybe he ain't a bank robbery. So I put my gun away, and I start to walk up to him. My partner still has his gun out. He's covering me because we don't know what's going on. So I walk up to the guy and I take my shield, and I'm like, practically shoving it in his face. I'm like, look at me. Look at me. And he's laying there and he's crying. He's going, please, Please don't kill me. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. I'll never do it again. Please don't kill me. I'm only a dentist. So I'm like. I'm holding my shield. I'm like, look at me. I'm like, look at me. So he looks up at me and his tears coming down his face, his boogers coming out his nose. I'm like, look at me. We're the police. Nobody's gonna hurt you. We're the police. Relax. So I tell him, get up. So he gets up, and his hands are shaking and his knees are shaking. And I'm looking at him, I'm like, all right, maybe he ain't our guy. So there was an office there with a chair outside. So I tell him, sit down. There's a couple Dunkin Donuts, napkins. I said, here, blow your nose. So he sits down, he blows his nose. So I take out the sketch, and I'm looking at it, and I'm like, damn, this guy looks exactly like the sketch. My partner's looking over my shoulder, and he's like, he looks exactly like the sketch. The parking attendant, he came running over. He's looking over both our shoulders, and he's like, that's him. You got him. You got the motherfucker. So I'm like, all right, thanks. Thanks. Thanks for the help. Like, we got it from here. So I take this sketch and I turn it around and I show it to him. I'm like, who's this? So he looks at it and he goes, that looks like me. I'm like, no, shit, it looks like you. I said, now, I don't think that you're the bank robber I'm looking for. I said, but there's something going on here, and you better tell me what it is. So he goes on to tell me this story. He really is a dentist. And he goes on to tell me this story that a couple months back, some mafiosa guy from Brooklyn brought his girlfriend to him to get some dental work done. And I guess the little princess took a liking to Dr. Feelgood's sensitive side. And he started working on a little more than just her teeth. I think that he filled more than just her cavity. So Vinnie Bag of Donuts from Brooklyn, he finds out about this, and he ain't too happy. So he sends a message to the doctor that you better knock this off. Or something very, very bad's gonna happen to you. I could just picture this chick. She must have been smoking hot. You know, the tight pants, the high heels, and, you know, the gu. And he just couldn't resist. So he kept seeing her. But the whole time, he's looking over his shoulder. Waiting for something very bad to happen to him. Now, on this particular day, we're sitting right by his building. And when he walks past our car, he thinks that we're two of Vinny's guys coming to do him. So believe it or not, I'm a little bit of a people person. And I could tell that he's telling me the truth. He's not lying. I know it. I could just feel it. So I feel a little bad about scaring him the way we did. So I tell him, get up. So he gets up and I put my hand on his shoulder. I'm gonna give him my best Father Flanagan advice. And I told him, I says, doc, I says, listen, I said, you gotta wait us out. I says, you're getting laid. Getting killed. I says, it just ain't worth it. I said, I Don't care how good looking this chick is. I says, you could get plenty of girls. You're a dentist. So he agrees with me. So I tell him, I says, now listen to me. I says, I want you to promise me that you're gonna go home and you're gonna call this girl and you're gonna tell her that you can't see her no more. This is no good for her, no good for Vinnie, and definitely no good for you. I says, you seem like a nice guy. I says, I don't want to hear about you. A couple weeks down the road, you end up out in the weeds in Staten island with two in the back of your head. So he agrees. He's telling me. He goes, ah. He goes. He goes, I can't go through this again. So I'm like, all right, promise me you're going to call her. He promises me. I says, go ahead. Go home. Have a nice day, you know? So he leaves and we're getting ready. We're walking out of the garage in a parking attendant. He comes running over and he's like, officer, officer, give me the sketch. Give me the sketch. I'll keep an eye out for the guy for you. I guess police work looked like a lot of fun to him. So I tell him, relax, don't worry about it. We'll get the guy. So as we're walking back to the car, I couldn't believe his bad luck. He looked exactly like the bank robber that we were looking for. And we looked exactly like the two guys that he imagined Vinny was gonna send to whack em. Thank you very much. Steve Osborne spent 20 years in the NYPD. He retired a lieutenant in the detective bureau, where he was the commanding officer of the Manhattan Gang squad. 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The Moth Podcast Summary: Steve Osborne – "The Stakeout"
Introduction
In the "The Stakeout" episode of The Moth podcast, released on September 8, 2008, former New York City Police Department (NYPD) Lieutenant Steve Osborne recounts a gripping and unexpected story from his 20-year tenure in law enforcement. This narrative offers a deep dive into the complexities of police work, the unpredictability of human behavior, and the thin line between perceived threat and genuine identity.
Background and Setting
Steve Osborne begins by introducing himself and setting the scene for his story. As a lieutenant in the detective bureau, specifically leading the Manhattan Gang Squad, Osborne was deeply involved in high-stakes investigations.
"My name's Steve Osborne and I was a New York City cop for 20 years, in the 6th precinct too."
(02:22)
He sets the context by describing a particularly challenging period when a criminal known as the "Silvergun Bandit" was terrorizing Manhattan South with a series of ATM stick-ups.
"He was a maniac. He was doing ATM stick-ups all over Manhattan South. He had done like over 20 of them. He was knocking them off like every other day."
(03:10)
The Intensification of the Chase
The relentless spree of the Silvergun Bandit leads to heightened frustration within the NYPD. The precinct chief demands immediate action, pushing Osborne and his partner to intensify their efforts to capture the suspect.
"So finally the chief gets pissed off and he's like, you guys better catch this guy. And I mean now. So we're like, okay, chief, you're right, you're right, you're 100% right."
(03:45)
Responding to this directive, all anti-crime and robbery teams in Manhattan South refocus their resources exclusively on tracking down the elusive robber. Osborne and his partner decide to position themselves strategically at Ninth Street and Fifth Avenue, an area previously targeted by the Bandit.
"So we go over there and we're dressed down like this, we're dressed in plain clothes and we had a beau blew a glassaba. I had like crushed velour seats. It was really nice. You know, you'd never guess in a million years it was a police car."
(04:30)
The Monotony of Stakeouts
Osborne paints a vivid picture of the tedium involved in stakeouts, contrasting the public perception of thrilling undercover operations with the reality of long, uneventful hours.
"You watch stakeouts, you think that they're fun. Well, they're not. It's like 99% boredom and then you get like that 1% off the wall excitement."
(05:00)
During these hours, Osborne and his partner engage in mundane activities—observing passersby, comparing faces to the provided sketch, and making small talk to pass the time.
Identifying the Suspect
After approximately two hours, Osborne spots a man who closely matches the sketch of the Silvergun Bandit. The suspect's immediate reaction—panic and erratic behavior—raises the officers' suspicions.
"He takes one look at us and starts freaking out. There's panic written all over his face. I'm looking at him. I look at the sketch. He looks exactly like the sketch."
(06:15)
Excitement surges among the team as they believe they've finally found their target. However, the danger of immediate confrontation looms large, given the suspect's potential to be armed and volatile.
"We want to jump out and grab him. But in case he's our bad guy and he's got the gun on him, you know, he could just open up on us and we'd never make it out of the car."
(07:00)
Balancing aggression with caution, Osborne and his partner decide to let the man approach them slightly before making their move.
The Pursuit and Escape
As the suspect continues to walk, attempting to monitor the officers discreetly, Osborne and his partner follow closely. However, in a swift turn of events, the man slips away, leading the officers on a frantic chase down Eighth Street.
"He must have run down to 8th street and hung a left."
(08:30)
Their pursuit takes them through various establishments, but despite their efforts, the suspect evades capture. Just when hope seems lost, Osborne spots the man again in an indoor parking garage, concealed in the shadows.
"There in the back, in the corner, in the shadows, there he is."
(09:45)
Prepared for a confrontation, the officers approach with shields drawn and guns ready, shouting commands in an attempt to intimidate and subdue the suspect.
The Unexpected Twist
Rather than the anticipated violent encounter, the man exhibits unusual behavior. Instead of resisting or fleeing, he collapses in front of Osborne, displaying a vulnerable and tearful demeanor.
"He falls down on the ground. He curls up into a ball, like in the fetal position, and starts crying."
(11:20)
This reaction astonishes Osborne, prompting him to reassess the situation. As he cautiously approaches, the man pleads for his life, revealing that he is not the notorious Silvergun Bandit but a dentist caught in a perilous predicament.
"Please don't kill me. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. Please don't kill me. I'm only a dentist."
(13:10)
Revelations and Connections
The dentist divulges a personal crisis involving a dangerous liaison that has attracted attention from local mafia figures. His involvement with a woman antagonizes a Brooklyn mafioso named Vinnie Bag of Donuts, who threatens severe repercussions if the relationship continues.
"He goes on to tell me this story that a couple months back, some mafiosa guy from Brooklyn brought his girlfriend to him to get some dental work done."
(16:00)
Fascinated by the man's genuine distress and honesty, Osborne empathizes with his plight. He realizes that the suspect they were chasing was, in fact, an innocent individual mistakenly implicated due to his resemblance to the actual criminal.
"I could just feel it. So I feel a little bad about scaring him the way we did."
(20:00)
Moral and Ethical Considerations
Osborne grapples with the ethical implications of his actions during the stakeout. Confronting an innocent man under the assumption that he was a dangerous criminal weighs heavily on his conscience.
"I could just feel it. So I feel a little bad about scaring him the way we did."
(20:00)
He advises the dentist to sever ties with the woman to avoid deadly consequences, emphasizing the importance of making choices that preserve one's safety and well-being over fleeting romantic entanglements.
"I told him, you gotta wait us out. You're getting laid. Getting killed. I says, it just ain't worth it."
(18:30)
The Ironic Conclusion
As Osborne and his partner prepare to leave the parking garage, the parking attendant approaches, confirming that the man they apprehended indeed resembles the Silvergun Bandit, albeit mistakenly.
"He looks exactly like the bank robber that we were looking for."
(22:00)
The irony is palpable: the officers have, unknowingly, confronted an innocent man who perfectly matches their description, while the actual Silvergun Bandit remains at large.
"And we looked exactly like the two guys that he imagined Vinny was gonna send to whack em."
(24:15)
Reflection and Takeaways
Steve Osborne concludes his story by reflecting on the unpredictable nature of police work and the human stories intertwined with law enforcement. The experience underscores the importance of thorough investigation and the potential for misunderstanding based on superficial judgments.
"I couldn't believe his bad luck. He looked exactly like the bank robber that we were looking for."
(24:30)
Osborne emphasizes the necessity of empathy and caution in law enforcement, reminding listeners that beneath every suspect is a complex individual with their own narrative.
Conclusion
Steve Osborne's "The Stakeout" is a compelling testament to the unpredictable and often morally ambiguous world of policing. Through his storytelling, Osborne offers listeners an intimate glimpse into the challenges faced by law enforcement officers, the potential for human error, and the profound impact of individual choices. This narrative not only entertains but also invites reflection on the broader themes of justice, empathy, and the fine line between duty and humanity.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Introduction to the Stakeout:
"My name's Steve Osborne and I was a New York City cop for 20 years, in the 6th precinct too."
(02:22)
Describing the Silvergun Bandit:
"He was a maniac. He was doing ATM stick-ups all over Manhattan South."
(03:10)
On the Boredom of Stakeouts:
"It's like 99% boredom and then you get like that 1% off the wall excitement."
(05:00)
Spotting the Suspect:
"He looks exactly like the sketch."
(06:15)
Encounter in the Parking Garage:
"He falls down on the ground. He curls up into a ball, like in the fetal position, and starts crying."
(11:20)
Revelation of the Dentist's Innocence:
"Please don't kill me. I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. Please don't kill me. I'm only a dentist."
(13:10)
Ethical Reflection:
"I could just feel it. So I feel a little bad about scaring him the way we did."
(20:00)
Ironic Confirmation:
"He looks exactly like the bank robber that we were looking for."
(22:00)
Steve Osborne's narrative in "The Stakeout" is a poignant exploration of the unforeseen human elements within police work, highlighting the delicate balance between duty and compassion.