The Moth Podcast: "Walk Like a Cop, Talk Like a Cop" by Steve Osborne

Episode Details:

• Title: Walk Like a Cop, Talk Like a Cop
• Host: The Moth
• Storyteller: Steve Osborne
• Release Date: March 29, 2010
• Recorded At: The Players Club, February 22, 2006
• Theme: Trials and stories about the law

Introduction to the Story

Steve Osborne opens his narrative by establishing the certainty of his story's outcome, emphasizing his role as a police officer and setting the stage for a tale rooted in his two decades of law enforcement experience.

"Let me just start out by saying that the guy in my story is guilty. He's definitely 100% guilty. I mean, please have no doubts."
[01:51]

A Peaceful Day in the Park

Steve recounts a seemingly ordinary day where he accompanies his girlfriend to the dentist near Washington Square Park. He describes the vibrant atmosphere of the park, filled with musicians, students, and various characters, highlighting the contrast between the calm setting and the underlying tension of his profession.

"There's a little three-piece band over here... NYU students are over there, they're doing their algebra or something."
[02:30]

First Encounters: Tension with Drug Dealers

While enjoying his time in the park, Steve notices the omnipresent drug dealers monitoring the area. Two particularly confrontational individuals approach him, challenging his authority simply based on his appearance and demeanor as a cop. Steve’s initial reaction showcases the daily challenges officers face in asserting their presence.

"So I look like a cop, I act like a cop, I talk like a cop, I smell like a cop."
[04:00]

Recollection of Past Encounters

Steve delves into a flashback from five or six years prior, detailing a specific incident where he and his partner, Johnny, were on patrol targeting drug dealers. This segment provides insight into his methods and the camaraderie between officers, illustrating the strategic and often mechanical nature of police work.

"It's kind of like it's choreographed. I jump out of the car, I get onto the sidewalk."
[06:45]

The Arrest: Tension and Evidence Collection

The narrative intensifies as Steve successfully apprehends a suspect, leading to a detailed description of the arrest process. He underscores the professionalism required in evidence collection and the procedural aspects that ensure the suspect's prosecution.

"He's trying to swallow the evidence... he's choking him out in the middle of 6th Avenue."
[09:15]

Unexpected Reunion: A Familiar Face

In a twist of fate, six years after the initial arrest, Steve encounters the same individual in the park. The man recognizes Steve, crediting him for an act of unexpected kindness during his time in custody. This reunion challenges Steve’s perception of his role and the impact of his actions beyond the immediate duties of law enforcement.

"He goes, I know you didn't have to do it, but you did it anyway. You were nice to me."
[12:50]

The Dilemma: Balancing Duty and Humanity

Steve grapples with the moral complexities of his job, torn between enforcing the law and showing compassion. His decision to feed the man hot dogs, despite the potential for professional repercussions, highlights the human side of policing and the personal connections that can emerge from such encounters.

"I'm a nice guy, but my kindness only goes so far. And I'm not gonna hand feed this guy a hot dog."
[14:30]

Resolution and Reflection

The story concludes with Steve reflecting on the unexpected friendship that arises from his role as a police officer. He humorously explains the challenges of conveying his duties to his girlfriend, emphasizing the unique and often misunderstood nature of his job.

"I chase a guy down, I choke the loving shit out of him... I buy him dinner. So I just tell her, I met an old friend in the park."
[15:50]

Conclusion

Steve Osborne’s story, "Walk Like a Cop, Talk Like a Cop," offers a nuanced look into the life of a police officer, balancing the rigidity of law enforcement with moments of unexpected humanity. Through vivid storytelling, Steve highlights the complexities and personal connections that define his two-decade career in the NYPD.

Notable Quotes:

• "Let me just start out by saying that the guy in my story is guilty. He's definitely 100% guilty."
  [01:51]

• "I'm a nice guy, but my kindness only goes so far. And I'm not gonna hand feed this guy a hot dog."
  [14:30]

• "I chase a guy down, I choke the loving shit out of him... I buy him dinner."
  [15:50]

About Steve Osborne: Steve Osborne served as a New York City police officer for 20 years, retiring as a lieutenant in the Detective Bureau. His storytelling captures the raw and authentic experiences of law enforcement, offering listeners an inside perspective on the challenges and unexpected moments within the force.

This detailed summary encapsulates Steve Osborne's compelling narrative, providing an engaging overview for those who have not listened to the episode. Through clear sections and highlighted quotes, the essence of his story and the insights shared are effectively conveyed.