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From PRX this is the Moth Radio Hour. I'm Jim. Hello, I'm Jennifer Hickson. In the immortal words of Chuck Berry, roll over Beethoven. In this hour we'll hear stories about music from both musicians and die hard fans. All kinds of music. Motown, folk and hip hop. And our first story which falls squarely into the category of pop. We first met David Montgomery at our Pittsburgh Story Slam where we partner with public radio station wesa. Eventually we developed this story with him and started taking him on the road. He's traveled quite a bit with us around the United States, but he was Especially thrilled when he got to tell the story in London, England, because in a way, that's where this whole thing started. Here's David Montgomery live in London.
David Montgomery (3:09)
So I have a theory that there's a special place in heaven for those who grow up gay in a small backwoods town. I grew up extremely gay outside of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, if you've never been. It's pretty much the Manhattan of West Virginia, if that makes any sense. So things were not easy for me. When I was 12 years old, my huge family and I, my six brothers and sisters, and my mother and me, we all sat down to dinner and my sister said something about a Melissa Etheridge song because it was the 90s and that's what people talked about at dinner back then. And my mother turned to her and Smith and she said, I wouldn't listen to her music. She's a dyke. She's better off dead. Do not bring her music into this house. And my emotional growth is stunted by five seconds of dialogue from the one woman who's supposed to love me unconditionally. I'm a child at this point. And by the transitive property, my own mother had just said that I was better off dead. And it made me hate myself, which made it so easy for other people to hate me. I remember I would sit alone in my room at night and cry to myself, thinking, is this what my whole life is going to be like? Just sitting here, never connecting with anybody, while the world outside rages on and laughs and has fun? Without me, I was worthless to myself. When I was 14 years old, I had a deeply meaningful experience. Something so real, so raw, almost divine, that I knew it was going to shape who I was to become for the rest of my life. I saw the Spice Girls on mtv. I looked at the television, at first in disgust. These five British women not terribly older than me, running and screaming around this super fancy hotel. Who do they think they are? And my disgust turned into awe around the time Sporty Spice did that backflip off the buffet when I realized this is what I want to do, metaphorically. I wanted to have a voice. I wanted to be loud and brash and in your face and not care what people thought about me. I wanted to be spicy. Now, I promise you, outside of the Spice Girls, I have impeccable taste in music. I'm always about two drinks away from a Joni Mitchell tattoo at any given moment. And as a music person, I have this theory that if something gets you at your adolescence, no matter how poppy it is, it always holds this little special place in your heart. And if something traumatic happens to you during your fragile adolescence, then that tiny poppy thing becomes a huge obsession later on in life. An obsession sometimes so big that every now and then you have to take a step out of the real world and step into Spice World for a while instead. Flash forward to 2007. I am now an adult. I'm a grown man. I'm finished with school. I went to school for elementary education to be a schoolteacher. I moved to Philadelphia and I was doing something within my field. It was called curriculum development, which is just as much fun as it sounds. It's basically, you take a teaching job and you take all of the fun and amazing, wonderful, inspiring parts of it out of the job and then you replace it with paperwork and emails and meetings that should have been emails, but you keep the low pay. And I was feeling so squashed by the heavy weight of adult life. My boss hated me. I was making no money at all. And I was having a hard time meeting friends in this big new city that I'm living in. Suddenly I'm that teenager again. Alone in my room, never connecting, while the world outside rages on without me. But one glorious day, I am at my workstation and a colleague comes over to inform me. It was just announced via Global News Network that the Spice Girls are embarking on a worldwide reunion tour with only eight shows across the globe. And the question on everyone's lips, of course, was which of the three American shows was I most definitely going to be going to. Now, full disclosure, I've always jokingly referred to my savings account as my Spice Girls reunion tour fund. And it became a reality that day when, like a crazy person, I bought tickets to all three of the American shows. I went and I asked my boss, who hated me, for an unpaid week off. And she gave me a soft no. And I went back to my desk and I look at, I still got on my screen the Spice Girls reunion tour map and set. Suddenly it's got a lot more than eight blue dots all over it. And a split second later, it's got even more blue dots. This tour is expanding rapidly. It looks like one of those time lapse Ebola outbreak maps. If we do nothing, in five months time, the Spice Girls will have infected the entire United States. We will all become victims of Girl power. And I know that my boss told me no. But like some out of body experience, my hand, independent of my body, kept clicking Purchase ticket, purchase ticket, purchase ticket over and over again. I was Like a zombie. But instead of mindlessly, instinctively feasting on human flesh, I was mindlessly, instinctively buying tickets to no less than 22 Spice Girls concerts. 22. Thank you. I'm obviously not big on sports references. My nickname in high school was Faggot. But in a matter of minutes, I just became the equivalent of a Spice Girl season ticket holder. Now I gotta talk to my boss again. This is gonna go great. So I walked in and said, hey, remember that week that I wanted off? It sort of needs to be a little bit more like four to six months off instead. And she gave me a harder no this time around. And I went back to my desk, and I was feeling so deflated and so defeated. And I thought to myself, david Montgomery, you are not being very spicy right now. What would Ginger Spice do now? I'm sure you know. But for the uninitiated, she left the group at the height of their fame. And in a rush of inspiration, I walked out of my job that day, becoming the first adult in world history to leave their big boy job to follow the Spice Girls around. I mean, I really want to be a teacher, but I really, really, really want to zig a zig.
