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The Apple Watch Series 10 is here.
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It has the biggest display ever.
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It's also the thinnest Apple Watch ever.
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Making it even more comfortable on your wrist whether you're running, swimming or sleeping.
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And it's the fastest charging Apple Watch, getting you eight hours of charge in just 15 minutes. The Apple Watch Series 10, available for the first time in glossy jet black aluminum compared to previous generations.
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IPhone Xs are later required. Charge time and actual results will vary.
Sarah Austin Janess (0:30)
As we approach the end of the year. I'm thinking about the next Next year is the year I finally make my Spanish better than my 9 year olds. Rosetta Stone is the most trusted language learning program available on desktop or as an app, and it truly immerses you in the language that you want to learn. I can't wait to use Rosetta Stone and finally speak better than my 9 year old who's been learning Spanish in his own way. Rosetta Stone is the trusted expert for 30 years with millions of users and 25 languages offered. Spanish, French, Italian, German, Korean. I could go on fast language acquisition. Rosetta Stone immerses you in many ways. There are no English translations, so you can really learn to speak, listen and think in that language. Start the new year off with a resolution you can reach today. The Moth listeners can take advantage of this Rosetta Stones lifetime membership for 50% off visit rosettastone.com moth that's 50% off. Unlimited access to 25 language courses for the rest of your Life. Redeem your 50% off at rosettastone.com moth today from PRX, this is the Moth Radio Hour. I'm Sarah Austin Jeness, producing director of the Moth and I'll be your host this time. The Moth is true stories told without notes in front of a live audience. We have six stories for you in this episode, three from the Moth main stage and three from our Moth Shop High School program. Up first is Amy Mullins. The night before the show, Amy called and asked if the stage had a rug on it. I said why? And she said, well, I need to pick out which pair of legs to wear to the show. Here's Amy Mullins live at the mall.
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So two weeks ago I was a bridesmaid and the reception was actually here at the New York Public Library. And I will never forget this wedding. Yes, it was very beautiful. But more importantly, I survived the slick marble floors that are all over this building. Tile and marble floors are public enemy number one to a stiletto loving girl like me. When most people learn to walk in very high heels and I had five inch heels on that night. They bend their ankles so that the ball of the foot touches the ground first. You have more stability. I. I don't have ankles, so I hit each step on the stiletto, which makes the possibility of the banana peel wipeout very likely. But given the choice between practicality and theatricality, I say go big or go home. Go down in flames if you're going to go. I guess I'm a bit of a daredevil. I think that the nurses at Dupont Institute would agree. I spent a lot of time there as a child. Doctors amputated both of my legs below the knee when I was an infant. And then when I was five, I had a major surgery to correct the wonky direction in which my tibia was growing. So I had two metal pins to hold that full plaster cast on both legs. I had to use a wheelchair because I couldn't wear prosthetics. And one of the best things about getting out of the hospital is the anticipation of the day you return to school. I had missed so much class. I just couldn't wait to get back and see all my friends. But my teacher had a different idea about that. She tried to prevent me from returning to class because she said that in the condition I was in, I was inappropriate and that I would be a distraction to the other students, which of course, I was, but not because of the cast in the wheelchair. Clearly, she needed to make my difference invisible because she wanted to control her environment and make it fit into her idea of what normal looked like. And it would have been a lot easier for me to fit into what normal looked like. I know I wanted that back then. But instead I had these wooden legs with a rubber foot that the toes broke off of, and it was held on with a rusty bolt that rusted out because I swam in the wooden legs. And you're not supposed to swim in the wooden legs, but the wood rots out, too. So there you are in second grade music class doing the twist. And mid twist, I hear this, and I'm on the floor and the lower half of my left leg is in splinters over there. And the teacher faints on the piano, and the kids are screaming, and all I'm thinking is, my parents are going to kill me. I broke my leg. It's a mess. But then a few years later, my prosthetist tells me, amy, we got waterproof legs for you. No more rusty bolts. I mean, this is a revelation, right? This is going to change my life. I was so excited to get these legs until I saw them, they were made of polypropylene, which is that white plastic milk jug material. When I say white, I'm not talking about skin color, I'm talking about the color white. The skin color was the rubber foam foot painted Caucasian, which is the nastiest shade of a nuclear peach that you've ever seen in your life. It has nothing to do with any human skin tone on the planet. And these legs were so good at being waterproof that they were buoyant. So when I'd go off the high dive, I'd go down and come straight back up feet first. They were the bane of my existence. But then at the Jersey shore one summer, by the time we get there, there's like 300 yards of towels between me and the sea. And I know this is where I first honed my ability to run. Really f I was the white flash, I didn't want to feel hundreds of pairs of eyes staring at me. And so I get myself into the ocean and you know, I was a good swimmer, but no amount of swimming technique to control buoyant legs. At some point I get caught in a rip current and I'm migrating from my vantage point of where I could see my parents towel and I'm like taking in water and I'm fighting, fighting, fighting. And all I could think to do was pop off these legs and put one under each armp with the peach feet sticking up and just bob like, just wait. Just like someone's gotta find me, you know, And a lifeguard did. And I'm sure he will collect for therapy bills. You know, you can see it like they don't show that on Baywatch.
