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Summary

Public Figures Podcast

Episode 1: "#1 Public Figures"
Hosted by: Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay
Release Date: February 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

The debut episode of "Public Figures" introduces the new podcast team—Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, and Dusty Slay—formerly of the Nateland podcast. The trio explores what it means to be a public figure in America, blending comedic banter, personal stories, discussions on current events (like Nashville’s infamous ice storm), and commentary on celebrity, fame, and recognition. They interact with fan comments, unpack listener mail, and even attempt a "Mount Rushmore" of public figures, all while infusing their trademark self-deprecating humor and sharp observations about modern society.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. New Beginnings & Show Identity

• The hosts playfully debate what to call their listeners ("figurines?") and discuss catchphrases for their new show.
• A recurring joke about origin catchphrases, with Brian and Dusty accusing each other of stealing “All Right” as a signature phrase.

2. Set Design & Audience Engagement

• The group shares excitement about the new set and brainstorms ways to make it more vibrant (fan art, toys, etc.).
• Dusty: “If you send it in, we’ll show it and then, you know, publicly ridicule it and then hang it on the wall.” (03:29)

3. Nashville Ice Storm Stories (04:30–17:00)

• Brian details his harrowing experience during a major ice storm: days without power, trees falling on his property, and moving his family between hotels and eventually to Nate Bargatze’s house.
• Amusing CPAP discussions and sleep apnea banter, with Dusty referencing the “N20 mask” and ribbing Brian about his sleep habits.
• Brian: “I’ve never been to a war zone, but it sounded like it…” (07:52)
• Dusty: “Even last night, I opened a jar of marinara for my wife…I mean that feels good.” (09:29)
• Dusty expresses frustration about local authorities and lack of communication about storm recovery, humorously recounting Twitter wars with Nashville Severe Weather and Governor Lee.

4. On Being a 'Public Figure' in Real Life

• The gang explores how their status affects daily situations, from being recognized while out (sometimes at inopportune moments) to their roles as “road warriors” and comedy showmen.
• They debate what defines a public figure—politicians, entertainers, viral sensations—and riff on accidental celebrity (e.g., Steve Bartman, viral memes).

5. Recent Shows and Stand-Up Life (17:16–23:30)

• Each co-host shares recent travel and performance stories:
  • Brian: Riot Comedy Club in Conroe, TX.
  • Aaron: Comedy Store in La Jolla, Chicago Theatre with Kathleen Madigan.
  • Dusty: Charleston, WV, and Dayton, OH (both sold out), cigar bar adventures, and local bar nostalgia.
• They reminisce about smoky old venues and the quirks of performing in different cities.

6. Fan Comments & Community Mailbag (39:01–62:00)

• The segment spotlights lively, often sarcastic, listener comments and questions:
  • Jokes about “old heads” hosting the podcast.
  • Amicable ribbing over whether Brian and Dusty truly get along.
  • Debates about the best nickname for the community (“folks,” “figurines,” etc.).
• Mini-debates emerge about personal quirks (Dusty’s all-in-or-all-out opinions), podcast quality (“the real key is audio equipment!” 44:05), and what constitutes a “spirit animal.”

7. 'Public Figures' as a Legal and Social Concept (64:13–89:13)

• The hosts "unbox" packages containing political pins, a “Sully” license plate, and a Pete Rose glass, sparking a breakdown of the categories of public figures:
  • Public Officials: Politicians, e.g., FDR, Reagan.
  • Broad Public Figures: Celebrities, athletes (Pete Rose).
  • Limited-Purpose Public Figures: People famous for a single event (e.g., Captain Sully).
• Discussion of legal distinctions: New York Times v. Sullivan and defamation law, Carol Burnett’s landmark suit, and Richard Jewell’s case after the Atlanta Olympics bombing.
• Notable figures who became famous through no fault or desire of their own (Steve Bartman, meme superstars, “Karen” viral videos).

8. Celebrity After Death & Accidental Fame

• They list public figures who only became famous posthumously (Van Gogh, Anne Frank, Nikola Tesla) and muse over accidental viral fame in the modern era.

9. Everyday Encounters and Recognition

• Each host shares stories of being recognized (for better or worse) in everyday situations—grocery stores, airports, train rides, or during medical emergencies.
  • Dusty: “I just want to slip in here and get a little froyo…” (95:23)
  • Aaron: On customer service hell with AT&T and wishing someone would recognize him to help cancel his bill. (100:03)
  • Brian: Getting recognized by a paramedic (100:41), awkwardly standing nose-to-nose with a fan on a Chicago train. (101:26)

10. Fame in Modern America: The "Mount Rushmore" Thought Experiment (104:48–119:14)

• The hosts attempt to assemble a “Mount Rushmore” of American public figures (excluding politicians), with names floated such as:
  • LeBron James
  • Taylor Swift
  • The Rock
  • Kim Kardashian
• They debate the fading dominance of traditional celebrities in an era of fractured fame: “In 1995, this would have been easy…” (114:17)
• Nascent astronauts are suggested as potential future icons (“The first person to go to Mars…most famous ever,” 116:04).

11. Plugging Upcoming Shows and Community Calls-to-Action

• Each host announces upcoming tour dates.
• Listeners are invited to email or comment favorite public figure stories or moments, and to share the podcast with a friend.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Aaron Weber (03:36): “That’s what it’s like being a public figure. You’ve got to be open to criticism.”
• Dusty Slay on government updates (15:09): “You go to the mayor—the mayor hasn’t tweeted in two years! Nobody’s giving you any updates!”
• Brian Bates on sleeping during a blackout (06:06):
  Aaron: “How did you not know the power was out?”
  Brian: “When I’m asleep?”
  Aaron: “Yeah, when you got a CPAP plugged in!”
  Brian: “I don’t…”
• On the meaning of public figure: Brian: (74:13) “A well-known person who has achieved prominence in society...such as a politician, celebrity, or business leader—often by choice or through widespread fame, making their lives and actions subject to greater public scrutiny...”
• On accidental fame:
  Aaron: “Who’s the most famous person that does NOT want to be famous?” (74:44)
• On TV in the modern world (54:00):
  Dusty: “Every show—season two is already terrible… So you invested all this of your life only to be dropped off.”
• On modern celebrity (114:02):
  Brian: “We’re trying to trick people into thinking we’re public figures.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Introduction & Naming the Show: 01:06–02:57
• Ice Storm Stories & CPAP Talk: 04:30–17:00
• Fan Art & Engagement: 03:09–03:46
• Recent Comedy Touring Recaps: 17:16–23:30
• Old Bar & Comedy Scene Stories: 21:49–23:34
• Listener Comments: 39:01–62:00
• Defining Public Figures & Legal Stories: 64:13–89:13
• Celebrity After Death: 78:59–82:03
• Everyday Embarrassment/Recognition: 94:26–103:16
• Mount Rushmore of Public Figures: 104:48–119:14
• Upcoming Shows & Community Call-Out: 120:00–122:55

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Tone & Style

The show is loose, conversational, and frequently veers into tangents and playful arguments. The hosts are self-aware, acknowledging past podcast habits, and freely admit to their own quirks and foibles. Their Southern sensibility, dry wit, and affectionate ribbing keep the episode upbeat and engaging—even as they cover everything from legal minutiae to the existential weirdness of accidental fame.

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FINAL REMARKS

• The episode balances sincere reflection on public life and modern notoriety with irreverence for both themselves and the wider concept of celebrity.
• Listeners are urged to participate in shaping the show's community, submit stories, and—above all—keep things in perspective: “As always, we love you. None of this is lost on us. Have a good day.” (Brian, 123:13)

Transcript

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[Brian Bates]

Public figure.

[Aaron Weber]

You are going to allow the public. Some people know who I am.

[Brian Bates]

Public figures. Public figure. Public figures. Public figures. I think it's America.

[Dusty Slay]

It's the public figures of America. Yeah. When you're a public figure, this is what happens.

[Brian Bates]

Hello, folks. And. Hey, wait. All right.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, none of that anymore, man.

[Brian Bates]

Just go.

[Dusty Slay]

Hey, you know.

[Brian Bates]

No, no, no. We've already started. What's up? Figurines. How about that? That's pretty good, right?

[Dusty Slay]

Figurines. I don't know. I'm not into.

[Brian Bates]

All right, we got to figure out what to call it.

[Aaron Weber]

Ready, set, action figures.

[Brian Bates]

Welcome, folks.

[Aaron Weber]

Let's start.

[Brian Bates]

Welcome.

[Dusty Slay]

I like. I'm a big fan of a. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

[Brian Bates]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

[Aaron Weber]

Cats and kittens, grab your mittens.

[Brian Bates]

Public figures podcast. But we'll have to figure out some catchphrases and some stuff to call it. Welcome to the first ever public figures podcast. As always, I'm Brian Bates, along with my co host, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay, we got a new set here.

[Brian Bates]

It's. You guys did great.

[Dusty Slay]

For the record, though, if you guys are new, this is your first. Yeah, I know. It's your first public figures. By the first time seeing you, I want you guys to know that I do all right. All right is what I do. Brian started stealing it for me, and Aaron's making fun of Brian stealing it.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, I thought you meant you're already highlighting your career.

[Aaron Weber]

I thought you're going, I'm doing well.

[Dusty Slay]

I do.

[Aaron Weber]

I know I look like. Like they pulled me off the street.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, all right. That's a thing that I do. And they. These guys have stolen it from me.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, well, Aaron stole it from me just then.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I know.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Well, anyway, we're on here on a new set.

[Dusty Slay]

I started doing okay. Because it kept getting stolen from me.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

Where do you go from there? I don't. I can't even think of a third.

[Dusty Slay]

I don't know.

[Aaron Weber]

How about it?

[Brian Bates]

Something like that. Anyway, welcome. We got this new set. It's. It's very. It's nice.

[Dusty Slay]

It's very good. It's bright.

[Brian Bates]

It reminded me a little bit of the Seinfeld episode where Kenny Rogers roasters open in the red because there's some yellow reflecting off. You guys love that chicken. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

I think the plan is we're going to fill in this wall.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

With some fun stuff. So I guess the door is open. If you. If you want. If. I mean, give us some stuff. Some fan art in here. Fan art.

[Brian Bates]

Especially if.

[Aaron Weber]

Doesn't have to be art.

[Dusty Slay]

But this is what we're going to do. If you send it in, I don't.

[Aaron Weber]

Know, like a toy or something.

[Dusty Slay]

If you send it in, we'll show it and then, you know, publicly ridicule it and. And then hang it on the wall.

[Aaron Weber]

Because that's what it's like being a public figure. You got to be open to. To criticism.

[Brian Bates]

Well, we can't promise everyone's gonna get hung on the wall. We could ridicule all.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

We're not gonna put them on the wall. We need to get to these. Come on, Aaron. That's so 2025. We got to get that off the wall.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. Yeah. My. My Working Man's not even on Netflix anymore. Don't. Why?

[Brian Bates]

Don't.

[Dusty Slay]

Don't. Don't do that to it.

[Aaron Weber]

He took it off.

[Dusty Slay]

It'll be somewhere.

[Brian Bates]

Well, and then we'll put it back.

[Dusty Slay]

But you got pretty aggressive with it.

[Aaron Weber]

He's been looking for an excuse.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. Well, I'll just. I'll just put it here. Just for now.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. Right over Brian's picture.

[Dusty Slay]

Just for now.

[Aaron Weber]

I'd say a lot more vis. So, the old podcast. You really got to watch this.

[Brian Bates]

If you're listening. You have no idea what's all kinds.

[Aaron Weber]

Of hilarity happening here. In Living Color, but excited to get things going Brian?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, so we missed last week. We were going to get started last week, but weather kind of dictated things.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, we had a storm, and you'll be able to tell us. Dusty and I weren't here in 1994, but everyone's saying that this reminds them of the great ice storm of 1994 in Nashville. Do you remember that?

[Brian Bates]

I do remember it. I was living in Murfreesboro, just graduated college. I was about to graduate College.

[Aaron Weber]

I was 3.

[Dusty Slay]

I was 12.

[Brian Bates]

I graduated. Well, we don't have to get specifics there. It has nothing to do with the storm. But I was in college, about to graduate, and it didn't affect me greatly. My power did not go out. I lived in an apartment. And I remember, obviously hearing about it, but it did not greatly affect my life then.

[Dusty Slay]

So you're being, in a way, you're being paid back now for what you didn't suffer during that storm.

[Aaron Weber]

I guess karma catches up with you, man.

[Brian Bates]

I guess so.

[Aaron Weber]

But this deserve what's happening to you, Brian. That's what we're saying.

[Brian Bates]

Well, it doesn't affect you guys this time. So I guess some karma is coming your way.

[Aaron Weber]

That's right. Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

So last, well, last Saturday, I guess two Saturdays ago now, we had snow on Saturday. You guys were both out of town. You were in San Diego.

[Dusty Slay]

I was in Pittsburgh on my way to Cleveland, Ohio.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And it snowed and, you know, it was a little fun. We got and played in the snow, whatever. Went to bed. Sunday morning about 6am My wife woke me up. She said our power's been out about an hour and there are trees falling left and right.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, hold up. I got a question about that. How did you not know immediately that the power was out?

[Brian Bates]

When I'm asleep?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. When you got a CPAP plugged in.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, I don't.

[Aaron Weber]

Are you running it off a battery or something? Because I'll tell you what. Power goes out of my house, I'm the first to know because I'll stop breathing.

[Dusty Slay]

You guys sleep all night with that thing?

[Aaron Weber]

No, I take it in shifts. Yeah, I do the whole. That's the whole point of it. What are you talking about?

[Brian Bates]

I'm gonna be honest.

[Aaron Weber]

I don't wake up at 3am let me get a couple hits and then go back to sleep. Like, the idea is you sleep with it on.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, man.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I, I. Well, all right. We'll get off a side tangent. I don't wear my CPAP on the road. I don't take it with me. I really See? No difference.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, you were gone.

[Brian Bates]

No, no, no. I'm just telling you.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay, so you weren't using the cpap.

[Brian Bates]

I may have been. The only reason I wear it when I'm at home is because it cuts. It does keep me from snoring.

[Aaron Weber]

Right.

[Brian Bates]

The snoring keeps her awake, so she wants me to wear it. Sometimes I'll pull it off during the night, not realizing it, and she'll pat me. Like, put it back on. Yeah, but I don't know if I'd already taken it off or what.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

What?

[Dusty Slay]

That's just bizarre to me. I mean, I'm sorry you guys have to go through that.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, I love it.

[Brian Bates]

It's great.

[Aaron Weber]

I get good sleep.

[Dusty Slay]

You don't see any difference?

[Brian Bates]

I. I feel no difference.

[Dusty Slay]

What, does it go in your nose?

[Brian Bates]

Mine does It.

[Aaron Weber]

It depends on the. The model that you have. I have an N20 mask. It just covers mine. Just covers the nose. He's got the full stormtrooper now. I thought you had the full cover, the mouth and nose. No, mine's just the nose.

[Brian Bates]

All right. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

How about that?

[Brian Bates]

Yep.

[Dusty Slay]

Anyway, so in 20 is what you have, and then when it gets up to an N95, you can't breathe at all.

[Brian Bates]

I tried the nose pillows. That's what you're talking about. And that hurt. Like, that was very uncomfortable.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Anyway, she woke me up. She's like, probably spend about our trees are falling everywhere, and I think maybe we should go to a hotel. I thought she was overreacting at first. And then I start hearing while we're lying in bed, trees falling. I've never been to war zone, but it sounded like some were far off, some were close, and. And me. Every few minutes you're hearing a tree fall, so.

[Aaron Weber]

And in the darkness, it's a little spooky, right?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Because at that time, the sun hadn't even come up yet. So it's just. You don't even know what's going on out there. So then we get up, she books a hotel, and we, you know, we start assessing what's going on out there. A tree had partially fallen on her car, and a tree, while we're up, fell in our house.

[Dusty Slay]

And while you were up, what?

[Brian Bates]

While we were up, a tree fell in our house.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Brian Bates]

And I was talking about the storm. Dusty's already.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I just didn't know. I don't know.

[Brian Bates]

He wants to plug his dates.

[Dusty Slay]

No, I feel like you.

[Aaron Weber]

You pay attention the way you think. We use a CPAP just Every few.

[Dusty Slay]

Minutes it felt like I just didn't understand the word.

[Brian Bates]

I may have said it wrong.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

I said it weird.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. This is a in audio form too. So I just want to make sure our words.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I appreciate that. So it took us a few hours to get our stuff together and me to get her car out from underneath this falling tree.

[Dusty Slay]

And what'd you do to get it out from under there?

[Brian Bates]

Sure. Muscle Man.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Love that.

[Brian Bates]

It was, you know, it was only partially on it so I could get enough branches off to get her car out.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, it felt good though. No, no matter what, it did feel good. Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

I feel like I did one thing.

[Dusty Slay]

You were able to get your wife's car out. I mean that feels good. Even last night I opened a, you know, a jar of marinara for my wife and.

[Brian Bates]

I can barely do that.

[Aaron Weber]

And that's like three jars.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Driving is like the only thing I feel like I contribute. My wife doesn't like to drive, especially in bad weather. But I don't mind it. So that's the one thing I can contribute.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. Because we're real road dogs.

[Aaron Weber]

You do more than that. Well, I'm not going to let you just say that the one thing I do is drive.

[Brian Bates]

I do a lot of nice things. But as far as a man that she, you know.

[Aaron Weber]

Manly stuff.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, manly stuff I ain't going to be fixing.

[Dusty Slay]

But we're road dogs out here. I mean, you're a real road warrior out here.

[Brian Bates]

So we finally get stuff packed up.

[Dusty Slay]

You don't do an easier to drive tour if you can't work the road.

[Brian Bates]

That's right.

[Dusty Slay]

I drove this weekend. I like driving. Yeah, these, my shows were easier to drive to.

[Brian Bates]

Well, we'll get to those. Yeah, we'll get to those. I'm still on day one.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

And we finally start leaving. We load up our 3 year old daughter and our little dog and we're headed to a hotel. And there's a tree down in the road. Can't go that way. We turn around.

[Dusty Slay]

You got out and moved it.

[Brian Bates]

No, I didn't do that. Turned around, went back. Fire department stops us, power lines down. Can't go this way. So now we're trapped in our neighborhood. Wow. So we have to go back to our house. Go back in, wait a while. They eventually get the tree cut up, we get out of there.

[Dusty Slay]

I just love, I love this whole exit, this whole, this whole load. Everybody up, get in the car. And then you drive two ways and they go just Go home.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get to a hotel, and while I'm in line to check in, power.

[Aaron Weber]

Goes out at the hotel.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And they're. They don't even act like there's any in their, like, naming reservation. I'm like, well, is the power gonna come back on? And they're like, well, to be honest, it just came on an hour ago, and I guess it's back off. And I said, see, I don't have a generator. And they're like, no. So I go back out the car. I'm like, but they don't have power, so what's the point? And she had booked two different hotels. So we went to the other hotel and stayed there for two days. And I'll skip ahead. The story's gonna take the whole episode, but eventually, the bargazzies, Nate and Laura, invited us to come stay at their house.

[Dusty Slay]

All right, all right. Very nice of them.

[Brian Bates]

We checked out of the hotel, and. Man, staying in a hotel with.

[Aaron Weber]

Young child dog.

[Brian Bates]

It's not ideal.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

So then we went to the Bargazis, and we've been there ever since. And we're still.

[Dusty Slay]

How long is that?

[Brian Bates]

Well, the storm happened over a week ago, and we've been there since. Was it two, six days, I guess. And they're now estimating that It'll be.

[Dusty Slay]

The 8th before everybody.

[Brian Bates]

Now it's the 9th.

[Dusty Slay]

For.

[Brian Bates]

For us. They push.

[Dusty Slay]

The power company has really collapsed. The power company, everything is really collapsed.

[Brian Bates]

And while this is all going on and we're dodging trees and everything, I tell my wife, check, see what's going online. She's like, well, Dusty's in a fight with Nashville, severe weather, because his power's been off for 30 minutes.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I. I reached out because, you know, this. I had to fly to Atlanta, sent my family to Alabama because I didn't know what was going to happen. So I flew from Cleveland, Ohio, to Alabama, and I, you know, I can't sleep because I'm like, what's going on with this power? Is the power back on? And I asked Nashville severe weather about it, and they go, you're asking us? And I. They go, we don't have any inside information. I go, well, you know, you are the weather people. You are the. I would think you would have a bit better resources than I do.

[Aaron Weber]

I'll play devil's advocate, though. They're not. They don't work for the power company. No, they're meteorologists.

[Brian Bates]

I used to work in tv, the news station, and people would call when's my power coming back on? I say 4:15.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, just. I didn't go away. Well, that's not what I asked, though. I didn't ask, when's the power coming back on? I go, do you have any updates on what's going on with power in Nashville? And that's. I thought that's a fair question because they should have better resources than me. But they said, we don't have any inside information. And I said, oh, okay. So you know what I know then? Well, I'm the weather app now. Now I. Now, if we know the same things, just come to me.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Ask me. I'll tell you what they'll tell you, and I'll go, I don't know. I don't have any inside info. Nashville, severe weather. X used to be the best. Now it's kind of trash.

[Aaron Weber]

I still like them. I still.

[Dusty Slay]

No, they're kind of trash. Yeah, but they're getting worse.

[Brian Bates]

Is there anything in your life that's not getting worse?

[Dusty Slay]

Well, no, my. My family's getting better all the time. But. But, yeah, I mean, everything in the world gets a little worse all the time, I think.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

You also tweeted Governor Lee asking what time the powers.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. And then last night, like, it's a.

[Brian Bates]

Christmas, lights, let's all flip the switch at 220,000 homes coming back on.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, that's what people think asking a question is. Yes, people think it. You're going, well, this is easy. Just turn it back on. What I'm asking for is updates. All you would get. You go to Twitter, where all these people have accounts. They have direct access to their constituents.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And they're. They're doing nothing. They're doing nothing. And I'm like, give us some updates.

[Aaron Weber]

Right.

[Dusty Slay]

Let us know what's happening. And, you know, you go to nes, they got no updates. You go to the mayor, the mayor hasn't tweeted in two years, and nobody's giving you any updates. And so I'm out here as a public figure being like, can we get some info, guys?

[Aaron Weber]

You got a little heat, you can.

[Dusty Slay]

Get the ball rolling. And people try to, you know, people make everything political. And I'm like, hey, I'm tweeting at both sides here. I'm like, give us some answers.

[Brian Bates]

I think everyone. I know, I was certainly stressed. It was a stressful.

[Dusty Slay]

And I'm trying to get you some answers.

[Brian Bates]

Frustrating time. And I'm still stressed and frustrated. But, you know, it was. It was crazy. Our street looks like a tornado came through it.

[Aaron Weber]

It does, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

With a layer of ice after the tornado.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, the storm's very frustrating. Right. And it's like, obviously. Well, I mean, nobody has anything to do with the storm, allegedly. But, I mean, there's some debate about that.

[Brian Bates]

But let's don't make it.

[Aaron Weber]

There's a fierce debate going on, right?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, in some places.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

But, you know, so the storm's frustrating, but as far as we all know, this is, you know, good old mother nature. This is a natural disaster.

[Aaron Weber]

Right.

[Dusty Slay]

But, you know, the. The numbers coming out about our power company is pretty.

[Aaron Weber]

It is upsetting.

[Dusty Slay]

Like, I heard today on the way here that Atlanta, which is bigger than us, but they had 5,000 people ready to. To help with the power, and we had, like, 150 linemen just ready to go.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

So it's like, come on, guys.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, so anyway, I feel very blessed to be staying at Nate and Laura's house. So a lot of people are not so fortunate.

[Aaron Weber]

Yep.

[Brian Bates]

They're either, you know, he's still at a hotel, which is not ideal, or.

[Dusty Slay]

I saw videos today where people had drip their faucets, and now that drip is frozen.

[Brian Bates]

Well, we're dripping ours, and we were there today. It's 40 degrees in our house, so it's still dripping.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay, good.

[Brian Bates]

It's not. Not frozen. Anyway, I did do a little trip to Texas to. I was at the riot comedy club this past weekend. All right. Conroe and Conroe. And it was great, great shows, folks came out, and it was a lot of fun. So I felt bad leaving my family for a short time, but at the same time, I left them about as good a situation as you could leave them. And then I'm about to leave them again. I was hoping that we would be back in our house before. Before the cruise, but it doesn't look like it's going to happen.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, there is nothing like leaving your family with no power to go on a cruise.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, that's about as bad as you get.

[Aaron Weber]

You're working. You're going to work.

[Brian Bates]

They're not going to be in the house with no power.

[Dusty Slay]

Right, right.

[Brian Bates]

But, you know, if it comes back on Thursday, the day the cruise leaves, then she's probably going to be moving back into the house without me. But anyway, it is what it is. So what about you?

[Aaron Weber]

Happy to have you here, man. I was.

[Brian Bates]

Thank you.

[Aaron Weber]

San Diego. While all this was going down, San Diego in. I mean, in the running for most beautiful city in America. The weather's perfect.

[Dusty Slay]

I Don't even know if it's. I think it's right on the ocean.

[Aaron Weber]

My hotel was a block from the ocean. I watched the sun rise over the Pacific while my wife and baby are huddled up dealing with the storm. Got stranded for extra day.

[Dusty Slay]

But your power never went out at your house.

[Aaron Weber]

We got really lucky, man. Yeah, Pretty close to us. It went out for a while, but we just. We. I don't know. We caught the right little.

[Brian Bates]

Trees are so overrated, by the way. I hate trees.

[Aaron Weber]

I. I'm thinking about cutting.

[Dusty Slay]

You're in Mount Julian, which is a different power company.

[Aaron Weber]

It is a different power company and they handled things great.

[Dusty Slay]

Connor, his power never went out. I'm so close to you guys, but I'm in Davidson County. My power was only out for 12 hours, so I'm very fortunate. But it still went out, you know.

[Aaron Weber]

But I had a great weekend out there at La Jolla, at the Comedy Store. It is very cool to see. See your name on the Comedy Store marquee. It's not. It's not the LA Comedy Store, but it's the same. It's the same. It's Comedy Store. It's in La Jolla. The shows were so great. Three of them sold out. It was just.

[Brian Bates]

Wow, that's great.

[Aaron Weber]

Just a Great Weekend.

[Dusty Slay]

Did 10 shows, but.

[Brian Bates]

But combined have been sold out.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. Great weekend. And then this past weekend, I had one show. I popped up to Chicago. I did the Chicago theater with Kathleen Madigan. She sold out that theater, 3,500 people.

[Dusty Slay]

Wow, that's awesome.

[Aaron Weber]

Great show. That might have the best. The coolest looking marquee of any. Of any theater I've ever seen. Like, it's just huge. And it's all. I'm trying to pull it up here, as you can see it, but it's just very cool to. To be able to perform there. So that was my last couple weekends. Dusty, anything good happen?

[Dusty Slay]

Well, this past weekend, I went to Charleston, West Virginia, to a theater, and then I went to.

[Brian Bates]

You drove?

[Dusty Slay]

I did drove, yeah. Drive, Drive. I drove. I did drove.

[Aaron Weber]

You did drive.

[Brian Bates]

Why did you choose to drive?

[Dusty Slay]

Well, it was six hours and I couldn't find a direct flight. So I figured by the time I take two flights and then I would either rent a car from Charleston to Dayton, Ohio, or flew, which there was no direct flight there. And then home from Dayton, there was no direct flight.

[Brian Bates]

So that makes sense.

[Dusty Slay]

I rented a truck. I didn't want to drive my own car. Rented a truck. And me and Connor drew both Shows were sold out.

[Aaron Weber]

Awesome.

[Dusty Slay]

Charleston, West Virginia. Dayton, Ohio. Great shows, very fun. And now I'm back.

[Brian Bates]

Both theaters sold out.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

That's awesome.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Did you go to the Air and Space Museum in Dayton?

[Dusty Slay]

No, I've been there before.

[Aaron Weber]

It is cool.

[Dusty Slay]

Made a little video about it, and.

[Brian Bates]

He and Nate both did.

[Dusty Slay]

Mine was first, for the record. Yeah, mine was first.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And.

[Brian Bates]

But it's very funny. They make some of the same jokes.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, do they?

[Brian Bates]

They walk around and. And neither one had seen the other one, but, yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, that's debatable.

[Brian Bates]

But.

[Aaron Weber]

Good.

[Brian Bates]

Check them both out.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. But, yeah, it was fun. I love Dayton. I love Charleston, West Virginia. They're. I always sell well there. They're. It's great. I love those places.

[Brian Bates]

I thought museum.

[Dusty Slay]

No, I don't even know who that is. And I also, you know, a couple weeks ago, I was in Cleveland, Ohio, and Pittsburgh. Love those cities, too. And I feel like in the snow, it's very cold, very snow. And I don't know, maybe the cities just look better in general, but, man, in the snow was great. They're like, Cleveland. There was, like, no aggressive panhandling going on. It was just, like, nice and fun.

[Aaron Weber]

They're all huddled up at a shelter, I guess.

[Dusty Slay]

But I was like, oh, it's really nice. Yeah. All the city. All the downtowns were really great. And I mean. Yeah. I mean, I just. I thought it was fun. I loved it. I went to a really nice cigar bar. Downtown Pittsburgh. Very nice. It's great. Great ventilation. I went to one in Cleveland. Not good ventilation. Really bad. It's still fun.

[Aaron Weber]

It's like, you know those. They still got a few. I remember Bobby's, where they do open mics here in Nashville. They would have the little. They look like tires on the ceiling, you know, I'm talking about.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

And that was for when you could smoke indoors.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

They were supposed to do something with.

[Brian Bates]

The smoke, absorb it somehow.

[Aaron Weber]

I don't think they worked.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

When I moved here. You could still smoke in Bobby's.

[Aaron Weber]

When I'm. I could, too. And then they stopped it recently.

[Dusty Slay]

And then the. What was the other one?

[Aaron Weber]

The Spring Water.

[Dusty Slay]

Spring Water?

[Aaron Weber]

Spring Water Supper Club and Lounge, the oldest dive bar in the state of Tennessee.

[Dusty Slay]

That was rough with the smoke in there.

[Aaron Weber]

It's always good to be a little on edge.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Be a little scared the whole time you're there.

[Dusty Slay]

And they had the. In the bathroom, they had, like, the hand dryer, which is the towel on a thing that just comes through.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, yeah. I remember.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. It was disgusting. Good thing I don't wash my hands.

[Aaron Weber]

Had some. Had some good shows there. Shout out to supper club.

[Dusty Slay]

No, it was very. I. Yeah, I love both of those places. Okay. How are you holding up in the colder seasons?

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, not that well.

[Dusty Slay]

We tend to spend more time indoors, so why not stay comfortable inside with your Helix mattress?

[Brian Bates]

We've been doing that.

[Dusty Slay]

We all know how important good sleep is, but this ice storm here in Nashville made my mattress the most important thing we had. I mean, aside from electricity, food, and water.

[Brian Bates]

Is this a shot at me?

[Aaron Weber]

No.

[Dusty Slay]

Don't get caught on a terrible mattress, because a terrible mattress can be bad. I mean, I know. You know, one time I had a mattress. I have a bit about it on YouTube where I this bad, but I don't think I included this part. My mattress was so bad. I had it for so long. My sister used to have it before me. Her and her husb it to me and I abused it. And I ran over it one time with a car, flew out of the back of my truck as I was driving. And then I kept it for, you know, about eight years after that. And then when I finally got rid of it, I. I sobered up and I decided it was time to get rid of this mattress. I took it outside of my apartment, I drug it out by myself, queen size mattress. And I threw it in a dumpster and it folded over.

[Aaron Weber]

Wow.

[Dusty Slay]

If you've seen a new mattress, how firm they are. This thing folded over. I jumped in there, crushed it down in there. Yeah. And you know, now that I got a Helix mattress, I sleep good. No more of that. I would never dare throw a Helix mattress out. And the Helix sleep quiz is so easy. It helps you pick the perfect mattress for you. Helix is the most awarded mattress brand.

[Brian Bates]

Whoa.

[Dusty Slay]

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[Brian Bates]

Oh, I thought to mention staying with the Bargaz last night, sitting on the couch. And the Grammys are on. And we. Nate turns it on. The very next category, best comedy album. And Nate wins a Grammy award winning.

[Dusty Slay]

Amazing.

[Aaron Weber]

So Brian's first prediction for 2026 coming true already.

[Brian Bates]

I'm nailing it.

[Dusty Slay]

And what did you say about me? That. Because I want to know if that comes true or not.

[Aaron Weber]

Or said you're going to continue to do bigger and bigger theaters and start to sell out.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, theaters. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

And look there. It's already coming true.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

You seem disappointed.

[Dusty Slay]

No, no, I. No, I just was making sure because I know you can. You know, I can do. You can make people die sometimes too.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. These stupid 98 year olds dying on me.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

My prediction is you're going to go hang out with Jackie Robinson's wife and that'll happen.

[Dusty Slay]

So the Grammys I saw Post Malone is now, you know, doing Ozzy Osbourne, and it's like, I just can't. I cannot understand the. The appeal of this guy, no matter what genre he's doing. I don't get it.

[Brian Bates]

That's the only thing I saw besides Nate winning of the Grammys, and I immediately thought of you.

[Dusty Slay]

I do not get it. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I do not get why we're letting Post Malone do it all.

[Aaron Weber]

We're letting. It's such a funny way to think about it.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Why are we letting him do this?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, please.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, please let me do an Ozzy Osbourne cover. Please. And you go, all right, we'll let you do it.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

That's how the conversations go.

[Brian Bates]

What does he sing? What's his original language? I don't even know.

[Aaron Weber]

Original language.

[Brian Bates]

English, Jokey music genre.

[Aaron Weber]

Rap. First it was. Rap was the first.

[Brian Bates]

And then he went to country White.

[Aaron Weber]

Iverson, which is a great song.

[Dusty Slay]

Chase knows I've never found a good Post Malone song.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, he's got. I mean, his rap stuff's great. White. I have a son I was in my ball and I was young. It's just good stuff.

[Dusty Slay]

It sounds really good.

[Aaron Weber]

It's just kind of thoughtless. Well, you know, it's not from the 90s and about a hat. But some people like it.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, you know, apparently a lot of people like it, but like I've already said, everything in the country gets worse.

[Brian Bates]

All the time and what's it called again? I'm sorry, but why?

[Aaron Weber]

This isn't even. He's not even doing country.

[Dusty Slay]

No, in the country.

[Aaron Weber]

I know, but he's not even doing country music. I know you care. I just went on to other genres.

[Dusty Slay]

But that's what I'm saying. Even now, I, I, I cannot find a genre where I go, oh, this guy's good. Even Hardy. When I heard some Hardy doing rock, I was like, okay, this works out. But post Malone, I don't get it. Any genre. And then jelly rolls. Still yelling. Yeah, I saw that. He's yelling about every award he wins, thinking, jesus. Yeah, but just yelling, though.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Have you seen Hardy lately? He's getting more hearty.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

He is getting Hardy.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Good for him.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. So this week, we're all going on the Nateland Cruise. We. Are you excited?

[Aaron Weber]

Kind of forgot about it until right now.

[Dusty Slay]

I am pumped about the idea of being in warmer weather, and I think it'll be fun to do the shows, but I, you know, I'm concerned about myself on a boat. I'll be honest with you.

[Aaron Weber]

In what way?

[Dusty Slay]

I don't, you know, I don't do a lot.

[Aaron Weber]

I got the patch, dude.

[Dusty Slay]

I got the patch. Where do you get the patch from?

[Aaron Weber]

You got to get it prescribed. But I did a little telehealth. I zoomed with a guy and he goes, all right, I got you picked it up at Walgreens an hour later.

[Dusty Slay]

Why you guys not been sharing this info with me?

[Aaron Weber]

Well, I just assume you had all this down.

[Brian Bates]

You're not going to go to mainstream medicine anyway.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, sometimes you have to. If you're doing, you know, if you're doing the mainstream world, it's not too.

[Aaron Weber]

Late to do it. You can get it.

[Brian Bates]

I can hook you up.

[Aaron Weber]

You got some patches?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

All right. And you just put them behind your ear and you're good for three days.

[Brian Bates]

Are you gonna preemptively do it?

[Aaron Weber]

I'm gonna do it probably the night before. I'll put it on.

[Brian Bates]

I was. That's probably what I should do. I was thinking, let me just get on and see how it goes.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. I don't want to get sick first and then have to fix it. Like, I want to nip it in the bud, you know?

[Brian Bates]

Okay. Yeah, I can hook you up, Dusty. I got a little extra.

[Dusty Slay]

What do you got? I mean, can I just. I mean, I have a doctor that.

[Brian Bates]

My doctor prescribed it for me.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

And he even told me you can cut it like he's like, my wife wears like a quarter of one, so I could cut it in half. And for some reason, they sent me two prescriptions.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

So I got Blue Cross. You go in there, you go. You want to zoom with a doctor. It's free. Did it. He popped up, some old guy, the camera way too close to his face.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

And I go, I'm on a cruise. And he goes, I got you wrote me the prescription.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, that sounds like a good use of the doctor's time. It's like, if it's that easy, just give us the patches. What do you think we're doing with the patches?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, I don't know why you have to get a prescription. I mean, you can just get Dramamine, like just.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, just keep doing the patches. I just need a couple more patches.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, well, you got to get prescription for a cpap.

[Aaron Weber]

You do have to get a prescription for that.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Or you can buy one off Marketplace.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I like a used cpap.

[Brian Bates]

Alex, as a joke about that getting a use. His doctor told him that he did the test and came back. He didn't have sleep apnea. And his doctor said, I still think you have it, but he wouldn't prescribe. And so he told him to go buy a used one off like Craigslist.

[Aaron Weber]

You know the sad thing about if you're buying a ucpap, it probably means the guy died.

[Brian Bates]

That's what Alex's joke is.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, really?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, okay.

[Dusty Slay]

I also like the idea that the doctor runs the test, the test says he doesn't have it, and the doctor says, I still think you have it.

[Aaron Weber]

But he just eyeballs it.

[Dusty Slay]

But I'm not going to give you what you need to get it.

[Brian Bates]

It. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

So it's like, what? Why are we even doing the test? You don't believe that.

[Brian Bates]

That's how the story goes. Or at least the joke.

[Dusty Slay]

You don't believe the test. It's like, why are we doing the test? Yeah, why don't you tell me? You just tell me.

[Brian Bates]

He might have fudged it a little bit for humor sake.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, but no one does. No one does that.

[Aaron Weber]

No, it's 100 honesty up there on stage.

[Brian Bates]

Well, I'm excited. I'm. I feel the same way as you, Dusty. I hope I don't get sick, but.

[Aaron Weber]

But it'll be fun.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Looking forward to hanging out. Got a lot of good shows.

[Brian Bates]

Doing a little bingo.

[Aaron Weber]

A little bingo with Brian.

[Dusty Slay]

I saw that.

[Brian Bates]

Now Lachlan Patterson is my co host.

[Aaron Weber]

All right, that'll be Fun.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Could you have two more? It's like a buddy cop where two guys are. One guy's got too much hair and one guy doesn't have enough.

[Dusty Slay]

What do you think happened there? They thought bingo.

[Brian Bates]

I think Adrian thinks Bates can't handle bingo. So he's like, I think they're the.

[Aaron Weber]

Two oldest guys in the lineup, too.

[Brian Bates]

Lachlan's not that old, is he?

[Aaron Weber]

He. I think Lachlan's in his 50s.

[Brian Bates]

Is he? I think, man, he looks good.

[Aaron Weber]

I think he's just in great shape and just like, wow. Yeah. Lives a much different life than we did.

[Dusty Slay]

Wow. Everybody always talks about how good this guy looks.

[Aaron Weber]

People do. I don't talk. Just for the record. We don't talk about it.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Everybody's always like, lachlan looks so good. And I'm like, he's all right.

[Brian Bates]

What's.

[Aaron Weber]

Usually women say, he's got better hair.

[Dusty Slay]

No, there's a lot of.

[Aaron Weber]

That's what upsets you.

[Dusty Slay]

No, he doesn't. You know, there's a lot of. There's a lot of dudes that are always saying it.

[Aaron Weber]

I don't think we're hanging around different dudes.

[Brian Bates]

You know, the first. The first cruise poster that came out, I was right up there near the top. Second one, nobody moves. I go to the bottom, and I'm like, who did this? And everyone's like, adrian. I'm like, well, Adrian, he can. This is a clean podcast, so I.

[Dusty Slay]

Can'T say what I said, but I know.

[Brian Bates]

I'll tell y' all afterwards.

[Aaron Weber]

You think you have better hair than this guy, man?

[Dusty Slay]

Well, his hair is curly, but, yeah. But, yeah, I do. If I want to get a perm. You know what I mean?

[Aaron Weber]

I got a perm, but that's all natural. Yeah, that's how it comes out.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I don't know why people think curly's better.

[Aaron Weber]

It's just interesting.

[Dusty Slay]

I opened for Lachlan right after Last comic standing here.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I think I might have been.

[Dusty Slay]

And there was a lot of dudes talking about how good looking.

[Aaron Weber]

Really?

[Brian Bates]

And then he had short hair.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

And you have short hair back then, too, right?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

Still better looking back then.

[Brian Bates]

Well, he's a great guy. I think we can all agree he's the man.

[Dusty Slay]

He's very, very attractive.

[Brian Bates]

He's super nice.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. I'm judging the spelling bee on the.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, you are?

[Aaron Weber]

Southern spelling bee.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Kind of nailed that, too. What. What's Southern spelling? But you have to spell it a little wrong. Yeah, it's just I mean, is that what it's implying?

[Aaron Weber]

I think it's just special words. I think the words are just like.

[Dusty Slay]

You don't too.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. I thought it was gonna be like mayonnaise.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, Mayonnaise.

[Aaron Weber]

A lot of people out here, mayonnaise.

[Dusty Slay]

That's one of my favorite jokes.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Witch of. Did you. I like that one too. You didn't bring your truck with you, did you? That was one of my favorite. Jeff the Jet Fox were the words.

[Aaron Weber]

Redneck dictionary. Yeah, man.

[Dusty Slay]

It was blowing us away in the trailer park back in the day because we were like, we're saying that. Get on out here. Get on out of here. I used to say that to dogs all the time.

[Brian Bates]

Yep.

[Aaron Weber]

How do you say it? What is it?

[Dusty Slay]

Get on out of here.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

When he said it on the thing, I go, how does he know that's what I'm saying?

[Brian Bates]

I know. It just proves that he really.

[Dusty Slay]

How were you saying it in Lebanon, Tennessee, and I'm saying it in Opalike, Alabama. How's that happen? I know we're both running out on the porch going, get on out of here.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

A custom. Them kids kept swearing around Maw Maw, so a custom mountain. Okay, that's.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

These are good.

[Aaron Weber]

That's good. I need to get that book.

[Dusty Slay]

There was what was sensuous since she was up. Get me a beer.

[Aaron Weber]

That's what we'll be doing.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, we should just read that everywhere.

[Aaron Weber]

Spelling bee. Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Well, let me share a little bit Nateland news with you guys.

[Aaron Weber]

Love to hear it.

[Brian Bates]

February 22nd, 23rd, 24th. That's coming up. Nateland presents the showcase season four here at the Lab at Zany Man. We've had some great comics that have been on those previous seasons. A lot of them have been on guest on the Na Land podcast. And we got another great lineup, so come and join us. Tickets available for that and Nateland presents Brad Upton. Brad's filming his hour special March 29 at the Franklin Theater here in Middle Tennessee. Tickets are on sale for that. He was on season two of the showcase.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

I first learned of Brad through a lot of people did through Dry Bark.

[Aaron Weber]

I saw the clips from Dry Bar. But he's been doing it forever, right?

[Brian Bates]

He has been doing it forever. He's so funny, and Dry Bar kind of let a lot of people learn.

[Dusty Slay]

About him, but very funny. And he's also pretty anti dogs in public like me, and so I like that about him.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's important for you. That's right. To have someone that can share in your complaints. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Just to have normal people. I just like other. Yeah. Will o'. Donnell. Yeah. Me and Will complain about a lot of stuff.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And we have a good time doing it.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

We're not mad about it.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

We go, why is the music so loud in here?

[Aaron Weber]

That I get there is a real problem in this country, except in bathrooms.

[Brian Bates]

Where it should be.

[Aaron Weber]

I mean, it's like you should be blasting music in the bathroom room.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

And then if I want to sit, I'm at an Irish pub and they're playing music.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, sorry, that's next.

[Aaron Weber]

All right, I'll move on.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. You guys want to get in these comments?

[Aaron Weber]

Let's do it.

[Brian Bates]

As always, we start with you guys. Comments.

[Aaron Weber]

Where do comments come from now? I guess we had to set up an email, huh?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I guess we do. But for now, well, they'll come from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple, podcast reviews. We all. We already have all those.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

But as of now, I guess the email still. Is this what it used to be? Mail.

[Dusty Slay]

[e-mail] M A I L. That's right.

[Aaron Weber]

M A L E. If you want to talk about Lachlan some more.

[Brian Bates]

Aaron, do you want to read them? I mean, I can or.

[Aaron Weber]

Dusty, you're passing it off. Maybe we can. We can switch halfway through if my voice gets.

[Brian Bates]

Gets tired. Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

We'll do like, popcorn reading.

[Brian Bates]

You expect your voice.

[Aaron Weber]

Do you ever do popcorn reading back in the day?

[Brian Bates]

No.

[Aaron Weber]

If I would go, like, episode one of Public Popcorn Dusty. And then you have to pick up right where I Look.

[Dusty Slay]

He's 10 years behind me, so by the time he was coming up in education, they had to do fun things to keep people interested.

[Aaron Weber]

You probably call it Jiffy Pop reading or something.

[Brian Bates]

We just got it corn. Because it hadn't popped yet.

[Aaron Weber]

Corn reading.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. It was still maturing. Go ahead.

[Aaron Weber]

First comment comes from Matthew Pate.

[Dusty Slay]

Very close to Matthew Tate in Huntsville.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, it was a comment.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Hopefully they remove the comment segment from the new podcast. Sorry, Matthew, we're doubling down.

[Brian Bates]

Actually, you're our first comment.

[Aaron Weber]

We're doing twice as many comments every episode.

[Dusty Slay]

I love.

[Aaron Weber]

That's true.

[Dusty Slay]

I love that he comments to say, I hope they remove the comments. I had said, I hope Matthew Pate would not comment.

[Aaron Weber]

Thanks for listening, Matthew. You can fast forward. Next comment comes from Pride Rock 92. You think that means they were born in 1992?

[Brian Bates]

I do.

[Dusty Slay]

Or maybe they just love. They really have a lot of pride in Rock that comes from 1992.

[Brian Bates]

That's right when grunge was starting.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, yeah, they're really proud of it. That was like peak Nirvana that time, right?

[Dusty Slay]

Really proud of that.

[Aaron Weber]

Goo Goo Dolls were just getting cooking. I mean, what a time.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Pearl Jam, probably.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

You don't like Pearl.

[Aaron Weber]

I'm kidding. I like Eddie Vedder a lot. Actually did the soundtrack for into the Wild. You should go check that out.

[Dusty Slay]

I've seen the movie.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, he did the whole soundtrack, wrote all the songs. Pride Rock 92. I give this pod about six months.

[Brian Bates]

Three more months than me.

[Aaron Weber]

Having said that, I would love an Aaron Led podcast with his friends. Stop hanging out with these old heads. Professionally, at least. I like that.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I don't know who he started. Old heads.

[Brian Bates]

No, I think. I think I know.

[Dusty Slay]

I think he is born in 92. I take that back.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. So he said you're younger than you, right?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Old heads.

[Aaron Weber]

He's too old.

[Dusty Slay]

But, you know, that's fine. We hope that he does, too.

[Brian Bates]

That's why I put the comment in, because I want to, you know, make it happen.

[Aaron Weber]

I give this spot about six months. Let's bookmark that. We'll come back.

[Brian Bates]

Yep.

[Aaron Weber]

Maybe Trish S. I get the feeling Brian does not like Dusty.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, well.

[Brian Bates]

Well, that is true.

[Aaron Weber]

This is an opportunity. Let's hash it out, right?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I've always said that.

[Brian Bates]

Let's move on. The next.

[Aaron Weber]

I'll be Judge Joe Brown right here. Let's figure it out. I'll be Steve Wilkos.

[Brian Bates]

Guys, let's just move on. Can we just go to the next.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

All right.

[Dusty Slay]

You think this is Trish, sir?

[Brian Bates]

I just thought that too, in the comic, as soon as I saw that, like, I wonder if that is Trish. No, I. I wish Dusty and I live closer to each other because I would love to get together. I'm always trying to get our kids together to play. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

And you're on opposite sides of the city.

[Dusty Slay]

We live very far away from each other.

[Aaron Weber]

About as far as you could live while both saying you're from Nashville.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, that's pretty true. But, yeah. I have a joke where I say every time my wife goes out of town, I immediately call my friends and say, we should get the kids together to play. And I based it on. I mean, every time Bruce gone, I'm hitting you up. Hey, you're around. You know, we should get the kids together because to me, it's easier to play a zone than a man to man.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. And I always go, I'm out of town. But Hannah would love that.

[Brian Bates]

I did that a few weeks ago. We had a mom's night out. Not mom's, not night out. But we both went to the park.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Charlie.

[Dusty Slay]

Charlie Daniels bar. We love that bar.

[Brian Bates]

We had a great time.

[Dusty Slay]

It's not even that close for us.

[Brian Bates]

Pretty close to me, but no, I, I, I don't, I don't Just like Dusty. I love Dusty. Not in a Lachlan Patterson kind of way.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

But just in a friend kind of. Yeah, he does frustrate me at times, but you know what? I frustrate myself at times.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. I mean, we all reserve the right to get frustrated.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Just a couple of old heads. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Two old men. Yeah, I get it. Ryan Forsman. An interesting way to spell Ryan Ryun. R, Y, U, N. Ryan Forsman. The three of them made a great podcast with the dynamic of being 3/4 of the panel of Nate podcast. This is not going to be the dynamic any longer. It's possible the change could cause them to, quote, try too hard to be funny. With Nate officially gone, will Dusty try to plant his flag as the new leader? People tend to act differently when group dynamics change.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, goodness. I didn't even bring a flag.

[Brian Bates]

It's important. Wide. Well, that's a good point, Ryan.

[Aaron Weber]

You might be the first person to worry that we're going to try too hard to be funny.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. I don't know if you've listened.

[Aaron Weber]

There's a lot of people going. I wish they would step it up a little bit.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. It's like, Ryan, I don't know if you've listened to the podcast that I do alone, but very fun. Very few funny moments. I think it's a. I'm going to.

[Aaron Weber]

Push back on the premise of this content. I understand the first episode where it was just the three of us. The idea was like, oh, like there he's not there, but there's about a year later. I don't think people are still thinking that, you know, an hour and a half into an episode, I think people get it.

[Dusty Slay]

And, you know, we are all professional comedians, as I've said before. And, you know, there's a lot of people that do podcast. You know, half the battle with a podcast, in my opinion, is the equipment. Right. You need good microphones, you need good video. We have a whole crew that handles that.

[Aaron Weber]

Right.

[Dusty Slay]

Same crew. So that's half the battle. I've seen very funny people with bad equipment, and I go, this is not a good podcast.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And then all you need is good equipment.

[Aaron Weber]

It's. It's very funny. He's like, I'm worried about the. The new dynamic on the new podcast. And you go, guys, the audio quality is going to be great.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, it is half the battle.

[Aaron Weber]

It's. Dude, it's more than half for most.

[Dusty Slay]

Comedians because, I mean, you've all heard, like, there's all. There's been people that I go, oh, I didn't know they had a podcast. And you start listening, you go, oh, the audio's awful.

[Aaron Weber]

You record this on a patio with your phone. Like, yeah, it sounds terrible.

[Dusty Slay]

Now, these are mainly conspiracy people I'm talking about.

[Brian Bates]

But it is funny, though. Hey, you listen to that new public figures podcast? Is it funny, man? The audio. Oh, unbelievable.

[Dusty Slay]

Chris.

[Brian Bates]

It is.

[Aaron Weber]

Chris gonna win a Webby for best audio.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Christine Jaeger. Potentially. Chuck Yeager's granddaughter.

[Brian Bates]

Spelled differently.

[Aaron Weber]

Wow. You can change.

[Dusty Slay]

Disguised it for the.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, that'd be the worst disguise. Took it he out. Since we were called folks with Nateland, what should our new name be? The civilians. The regulars. I'm excited to see Brian, Dusty, and Aaron make the podcast their own. Your fans are here to support you. Now y' all decide what to call us.

[Brian Bates]

I said figurines off the top.

[Aaron Weber]

I think let this come organically. We don't need to jump out of the gate.

[Dusty Slay]

All right.

[Brian Bates]

That's right.

[Dusty Slay]

I've been public about this for a long time. I never liked the word folks. I, I.

[Aaron Weber]

That happened before you were there.

[Dusty Slay]

I know. So I had no choice in it. And I always felt like when other guys would say, hey, Bear, to me, it felt like how we talked about Lachlan Patterson.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. And a bit.

[Aaron Weber]

It's odd.

[Dusty Slay]

And so. And if a girl said it, which they didn't, but if they did, it feels like we're flirting, you know?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, sure.

[Brian Bates]

So I leaned into it more, but partially because Nate attributed that to me.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, it was. It was a riff on something you did.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, you do look like a guy that says, folks.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And even though I don't think I was doing it the way Nate said it, once he said it and it became our thing, then I leaned into it. So, yeah. This past weekend, I like to know when I go up there, how many Nateland fans are there? So I'll say, hello, folks, and they'll yell, hey, Bear. And now I'm gonna have to start doing something different.

[Dusty Slay]

But I don't know. I. You know, I don't know why the people have to change what they Are they could still be folks.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if something like you said comes organically, we may eventually.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Change.

[Aaron Weber]

Do whatever you want.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. But those are some good suggestions.

[Dusty Slay]

Christine, you're really golden up here today. You got this gold shirt on your beard. It makes your beard look.

[Brian Bates]

I think some of it's reflection.

[Dusty Slay]

You got the Notre Dame, and you're right.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

You really build it up.

[Brian Bates]

Did you play in that golf tournament?

[Aaron Weber]

No. Nate's dad gave this to me.

[Brian Bates]

Okay. He's like, I can't wear this.

[Aaron Weber]

Roger Maris celebrity golf tournament.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

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[Dusty Slay]

I've used square a lot myself.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

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[Dusty Slay]

It's so easy. Let me tell you. I used to do this. I would go when I sold my own merch. I would go over, I would sell the merch, swipe the card.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Pop over, take a pic, Boom. I was like, moving like that. Squares.

[Aaron Weber]

And you can curious now, too.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. I was using old square technology. Still good?

[Aaron Weber]

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[Dusty Slay]

All right, well, as I didn't know this comment was coming up, as I was giving you all these compliments as.

[Aaron Weber]

He was telling his weekend experiences, he kind of lowered forehead and looked up with his eyes at the same time. And I got a little flutter in my. All right, I don't need to finish. It gets.

[Dusty Slay]

I'll finish it. I got a little flutter in my chest. Hubba hubba. Aaron, whatever you're doing, keep it up. Oh, man, you have always been adorable, but, man, you're really coming into your season.

[Brian Bates]

All right, I looked up.

[Dusty Slay]

I think Brian wrote this one.

[Brian Bates]

No, I looked up. Just rocking it. Seems like a very nice guy.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

And he's a big fan of Aaron's.

[Aaron Weber]

All right, thank you.

[Dusty Slay]

Just rocking it.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, it's very nice. Cheryl Carner. Dusty is my spirit animal, but I'm not sure I believe in spirit animals. I'm open to it, but I need more proof.

[Dusty Slay]

You know what, Cheryl? You're right. Because what is a spirit animal? Well, the way. The way she framed it, which I like. She's like, I'm just using the words of the times. This guy is my spirit animal. Even though I'm not sure I believe in this them. That's the way I like to phrase things. I'm just trying to let you know we relate. We're tight. Okay, but do I believe in that? Probably not.

[Aaron Weber]

What. What does she mean? What does a spirit animal mean? I hear people use it.

[Dusty Slay]

We're like. We're. We're similar.

[Aaron Weber]

We're like, oh, that's how people use it. But is there, like a deeper. If somebody. Can somebody mean that literally? Probably is literally a spirit animal.

[Brian Bates]

I thought it was like a Native.

[Aaron Weber]

American potentially term or something.

[Dusty Slay]

It's probably demonic, though.

[Brian Bates]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Rachel Woolston. I wonder if Brian is irritated at Nate, probably for leaving him to keep this podcast on track. Love Dusty and Aaron shenanigans. Such fun chemistry with those two.

[Brian Bates]

With these three.

[Dusty Slay]

Brian, keep it together.

[Aaron Weber]

You're gonna be all right, man.

[Brian Bates]

You should talk about it.

[Dusty Slay]

You should probably sit in between us just to keep us apart. Especially now that he's looking more like Brad Pitt. I don't know what I'll do.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. So many people comment. Brian's like the teacher. Yeah, well, thank you, Rachel. Yes, I am irritated, but what are you going to do?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. Trace and Lewis. I love that Dusty is either all in or all out with everything. You know what? That is true. I like to play a game where anytime a topic or idea or whatever is brought up, I like to guess if Dusty fully supports it, it or is fully against it. I'm usually pretty accurate but still get stumped from time to time. Keep up the great work and the strong opinions.

[Dusty Slay]

Thank you, Tracen. I. I think it's easy, though. It's like you go, you ask yourself, is this topic demonic? And if you decide that it is, then I'm against it.

[Aaron Weber]

There are some inconsistencies that I think could make this game difficult.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay, do you have one example?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. You think Harry Potter's terrible, but you watch all the superhero movies and you like all the superhero movies. Well, it's essentially magic and whatever supernatural power is the same.

[Dusty Slay]

I'll give you that. I'll give you that. And I don't think Harry Potter's necessarily terrible as a story. I think the difference is the superhero movies have always been around. I mean, the superheroes, they've always been around. So now we're just bringing them to the. To the screen. Right. Okay, so maybe it's just something that's been. With me.

[Brian Bates]

Grew up with Harry Potter.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. Grandfathered into that.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

It's already part of your world.

[Dusty Slay]

But I. I watch it and then I go, well, that's not right. You know where I. Where I watch the superhero movies, and I go, now you're trying to be like God? I don't like that.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, okay.

[Dusty Slay]

So I try to watch it with that. Like, who's that guy? The guy that has a little thing vision. When he go, he says, I'm not Jarvis. I'm not. Okay, Ultron, I am. And I'm like, well, that's who God is. So don't. Don't do that, buddy. You're gonna get killed in a few movies, and then you will cease to exist. And that will show that you're not God.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So are you gonna see the new in there? A new he man coming out?

[Dusty Slay]

I've already heard it's looking bad, but I, you know, I was a big fan of he man as a kid. I like the Dolph Lundgren, Masters of the Universe. So I probably will see it, even though I think it will be. Nothing made now is good. It Sometimes.

[Aaron Weber]

Sometimes everything's getting worse.

[Dusty Slay]

Sometimes there's something that you go, oh, well, that wasn't completely terrible.

[Brian Bates]

You don't think TV is at its all time best?

[Dusty Slay]

I don't watch it, but no, I don't, because this is what happens. They every. Everything. I don't watch any of the shows.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

But every time I go, I watch people talk about it online and they go, oh, season two is already terrible. Or, oh, season 10 has been a real dumpster fire.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And it's like, so you've invested all of this of your life into this.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Only to be dropped off. Like, I watch.

[Aaron Weber]

It's a funny way of thinking about it, but you enjoy the, like, it's not like you're putting in the time in hopes of some payout. You're enjoying it as you go.

[Dusty Slay]

See, I don't know, when I watch TV shows, this is what they do to me. They. You watch it and you go, oh, this is fun. And then you get to the end, they go, it's a little cliffhanger. And you go, oh, gosh, now I gotta watch the next one. And then before you know it, you've watched the whole season and then you get to the end and there's a little cliffhanger at the end of the season. So there's never a real wrap up. Yeah, I go wrap it up.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

That's what I like about Endgame. Of. Of the superhero movie. Sure took 10 years to get there, but in the end there was a full on.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Full on rap.

[Aaron Weber]

And then they made seven more movies.

[Dusty Slay]

And they're bad and kept going. Yeah, and they're bad. But the, the. You know, I watch this AP Bio with one of the guys from Always Sunny. I love the show. Season one, I loved it. I had not seen a show in a long time and I go, gosh, this is really funny. This is really good. Season two, complete trash.

[Brian Bates]

Immediately, it's Always Sunny.

[Dusty Slay]

No, no. Of AP Bio.

[Brian Bates]

I don't even know what AP Bio is.

[Dusty Slay]

I don't think.

[Aaron Weber]

No dance placement biology.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, you're right. I guess I do know what it is.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, it's a, you know, it's a. Content wise, it's a bad show. I mean, it's pretty filthy, but it's very funny.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, I think I'm gonna. Next week's episode, I'm gonna mention Game of Thrones, but that's one that. Once they got caught up to where the guy had written the books, George R.R. martin, I think is his name, then the writers of the show had to finish it out and then things just. It went downhill.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

So it did not end well, but I still didn't like, regret the seasons that were good. Like, what was I doing with my life? I didn't retroactively think that was a huge mistake.

[Aaron Weber]

I'm watching the Pit right now. Great show. You watch the Pit?

[Brian Bates]

No, I mean, I know it's great, but so good.

[Dusty Slay]

I just can't get into it.

[Aaron Weber]

I like.

[Dusty Slay]

I like any shows. I'm not even. I never heard of the Pit.

[Aaron Weber]

The Pit. It's about an er. It's about a. An ER in Pittsburgh. You were just there.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

You could have checked it out. But the whole season is one shift and each episode is an hour of that shift. So you're like following this. This ER crew through one shift a whole day throughout the season. I just like competency. I know it's weird. It's the same reason I like a lot of Aaron Sorkin stuff. I like. I don't know any of the medical terminology they're using, but it's all these very smart people. People just being very competent and good at people say.

[Dusty Slay]

I've heard this, that people like medical shows because they like to live in the fantasy that people in the medical industry care about them.

[Brian Bates]

I like competency. I can't even say the word shows too. That's why any space NASA type movie.

[Aaron Weber]

Yes.

[Brian Bates]

Everyone's usually really smart. They're all working together. They're not. There's not like these differences. There's some law movies like that. Yeah, yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

More. I love a fantasy movie too. That's why, you know.

[Brian Bates]

But I just want to say one more point.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

I mean, I'm older than you guys, so some of the shows that I love from the 80s, they don't hold up now. I mean, and I. Some of it's just time, but some of it's the storyline. Whereas I really feel like there's been shows for the last couple of decades that will hold up years from now that will still be considered good.

[Aaron Weber]

I agree.

[Brian Bates]

Shows.

[Aaron Weber]

I agree.

[Brian Bates]

More realistic.

[Aaron Weber]

Totally.

[Brian Bates]

All right, go ahead.

[Aaron Weber]

Nima Katabai. My wife and I are really excited for the cruise in a few months. I was looking at the events and I wanted to throw an idea out there. Cigars and conspiracies with Dusty Slay. Everybody who shows up with a cigar can tell Dusty and the other attendees their favorite conspiracy theory. I think the kids key is to not actually tell anyone when the event is so it doesn't get to be too mainstream. Those who belong will find their way to the smoking deck at the right time.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I mean, I think that'll likely.

[Brian Bates]

Spirit animal.

[Dusty Slay]

That'll likely be going on Nima. I mean, you know, I mean, that's why cigars are the best, because it's real. Conversation goes on with cigars.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. It's a little more frantic over a cigarette. Conspiracy over a cigarette.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

There's an urgency to it.

[Dusty Slay]

That can be off putting, but cigars are relaxing and fun and. Yeah, I look forward to talking some conspiracy. I like. I want to hear some. I want to hear some because, you know, there's YouTube's not as fun as it used to be, so there's some that I'm missing.

[Aaron Weber]

Erica W. Y' all keep mentioning seasickness on the cruise, but it would behoove me to mention you can also get land sickness after the. You can get land sickness after the trip. I am able to acclimate pretty well to the motion of the boat whilst sailing, but afterwards, it feels like the ground is swaying beneath me. Well, thanks, Eric. I'll be thinking about that the whole time.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. Sailing problems.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, I got land sickness.

[Dusty Slay]

Been sailing too much. Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

That Kevin Costner movie, was it Water World? I remember that movie. Tanked so badly, but I remember that was a.

[Aaron Weber]

They talked about it in the movie.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Because the whole world was covered with water. And then they finally found some land and they couldn't adjust.

[Dusty Slay]

I thought that was a great movie, actually. Pretty stupid premise with the web feed and the gills behind his ears that he was. He's evolving right before our eyes.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

But the movie itself was pretty fun.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay. I was just watching a girl on Instagram who wrote a paddle boat across the Atlantic.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

She's doing videos every day.

[Dusty Slay]

Wow.

[Aaron Weber]

Day 46 of paddling across the Atlantic. I mean, it looked terrifying. She just landed, like, two days ago.

[Dusty Slay]

Wow.

[Aaron Weber]

Took her, like, 60 days.

[Brian Bates]

She went from where to where?

[Aaron Weber]

46 days. She went from England to somewhere in the Caribbean, I think.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, that's crazy. I thought, what if she showed up, like, a dangerous.

[Aaron Weber]

Maybe in the U.S. i don't know, maybe gets robbed. It was like a whole turns around.

[Brian Bates]

I'm going back.

[Aaron Weber]

There was like a whole thing there when she landed, people ready to see her. It was pretty wild.

[Brian Bates]

That is crazy.

[Aaron Weber]

She was just out there.

[Dusty Slay]

Is it Erica?

[Aaron Weber]

Was it Erica W. It might have been Erica.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, that would be. I bet if you did something like that, you get land sickness, but. Or if you're sailing to, like, if you just have too much money and you don't know what to do with it, so you just sail all the time. By the time you get back to land with the rest of the poor people, you're sick.

[Aaron Weber]

Alyssa Jacobs. I work as a provider in sleep medicine in a sleep medicine clinic. And last week, we had a patient come in needing a replacement CPAP app. Apparently, they are quite the commodity.

[Dusty Slay]

Hot commodity.

[Aaron Weber]

The hot commodity. And his Was stolen from the X ray machine while boarding his cruise. He subsequently received notifications to his phone all week about how good the thief was sleeping. That's hilarious.

[Dusty Slay]

I know.

[Aaron Weber]

We'll have several CPAP users cruising and just wanted to give you all a heads up.

[Brian Bates]

Wow.

[Aaron Weber]

It's like, hey, pretty safe bet there's gonna be a ton of people with CPAPs on that there might be a power outage.

[Brian Bates]

Exactly. Just me, you, Stephen Bargetzi. Just trying to think. Who else?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

I've always said I think you should just start smoking. I think that would solve a lot of his problems.

[Brian Bates]

Well, that's about the coughing, right?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, I don't think that that would help.

[Brian Bates]

I got a lot of problems, but I don't know that. Yeah, yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

There it is. Those are all the comments.

[Brian Bates]

All right.

[Dusty Slay]

I say that about my wife too. I mean, she's pregnant now, so obviously I'm not pushing for it, but once.

[Aaron Weber]

That kick comes out. Yeah, let's get her smoking.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

For what reasons?

[Dusty Slay]

She just is, you know, just so she's cooler. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

She's just kind of lame as it's cool.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. She doesn't harass me about smoking. We're chilling out on the back porch.

[Aaron Weber]

Spend more time outside.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

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[Dusty Slay]

It looks good.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, that does feel good.

[Brian Bates]

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[Dusty Slay]

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[Aaron Weber]

It's a basketball.

[Dusty Slay]

It's kind of a phone.

[Aaron Weber]

I'm the ball guy. It's a silent basketball. And this is not me trying to plug another brand on here. This is brandless. I don't even. There's no writing on this, but I saw it at a. At a sporting goods store, and it's a silent basketball. You can dribble it. You don't hear a thing. You just heard it a little bit just now.

[Dusty Slay]

But it's very quiet because these mics are so good.

[Aaron Weber]

The mics are really crisp. So, you know, it's a good podcast because you can hear it. Yeah, but I got a little basketball here.

[Brian Bates]

All right, this week we got a topic, I think. Do I say it or do we. I think we all know this week.

[Aaron Weber]

Here's the good part, Brian. It's up to you, man. Do whatever you want. Well, we don't got to run it up. I know, but it's no red tape anymore, brother.

[Brian Bates]

It's more important that these guys do their job.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, that's true.

[Dusty Slay]

We're doing, you know, we're doing a couple of different things. We want the podcast to, you know, mostly remain similar to what you're used to, but we got a couple of different.

[Brian Bates]

So far, I think mission accomplished.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, but we got a couple of different things, right? We got a thing that we're doing here.

[Aaron Weber]

Should we go ahead?

[Brian Bates]

So this week's topic is public Figures. I mean, the show is called Public Figures, so we said, let's start with public figures. And each week we're going to. Or at least we'll see. We're going to unbox something and try to figure out what it is related to the topic.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

This week we have. I don't know if they'll always have three, but this week we have three, So. I don't know. Dusty, take which one ever you want. I do not know what these are. I have no idea.

[Aaron Weber]

Now, these are. These are ebay packages. This one says fragile. Fragile must be Italian. Remember that?

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

If you're listening, we're all opening these boxes.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, Adrian, I. I will take the knife, but I think I will, too. Oh, that's a nice knife.

[Aaron Weber]

Could rip it like a. Just like an animal.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, do it. Rip it like an animal. Get that thing. All right, all right.

[Aaron Weber]

Got newspaper. It's fun to see an old newspaper.

[Brian Bates]

It's fun.

[Aaron Weber]

You don't see a newspaper too often. Awesome. I Know you do.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I still get one.

[Dusty Slay]

I got some stuff here. Looks like a bunch of pins. I got. Oh, Teddy Roosevelt or.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, some old political buttons. Campaign buttons there. Yeah, I see some Rose. Fdr. I like Ike. Well, Dwight Eisenhower. Oh, that's very cool. That's Pete Rose. Gold Star Chili. Look at that glass.

[Brian Bates]

I want to keep that.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, that's really cool.

[Dusty Slay]

I'd like to keep these pins.

[Aaron Weber]

That's really cool.

[Brian Bates]

And I have a license plate that says California and then it's says Sully.

[Aaron Weber]

It's a Monsters, Inc.

[Brian Bates]

Is that one of the characters? Monsters Inc. Sully. And Dusty's got a bunch of what, political buttons?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, yeah. Reagan.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, just a bunch.

[Aaron Weber]

A bunch of them.

[Dusty Slay]

There's a bunch.

[Aaron Weber]

Truman.

[Dusty Slay]

Public figures here.

[Aaron Weber]

Just a bunch of public figures.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

Fulmer for governor. This is old Alabama, right?

[Brian Bates]

Wow, that's cool.

[Aaron Weber]

Fulmer for governor. He's the governor.

[Brian Bates]

I was born. What's that blue one, Dusty?

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, it says Reagan.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, wow. Some vintage buttons here. And I love this Pete Rose.

[Aaron Weber]

That's really cool.

[Brian Bates]

He's sliding back, sliding into the base there. Like I did slide into first base. All right, I think I know what these mean because I did research on the show.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

But do you guys want to take a gander how these three relate to public figures?

[Aaron Weber]

Well, they're. They're all public figures on them.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. I mean, Sully was a.

[Brian Bates]

You know, why would there be three different.

[Aaron Weber]

You'll never get this, but I don't even know what you're asking. So just.

[Dusty Slay]

Why would sports. Why wouldn't we have three different politicians? Sports. And just like here, actors.

[Brian Bates]

You're pretty close. Pretty close. Public figures are broken down into three major groups, okay? Public officials, which is what Dusty has.

[Aaron Weber]

That's what Dusty is.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. That's obviously presidents. Well, you guys all know what a politician is? A public figure. What do you got there?

[Dusty Slay]

This is Kennedy. It says progress for all, Progress for all.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. First Catholic president.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. There you go. That's why Dusty likes him. How about it? Okay, so we got politicians.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And then there's a more broader public figures, which is just like the all purpose public figures, which is kind of what we think of. It's what we are. Celebrities, actors, athletes.

[Aaron Weber]

Entertainers.

[Brian Bates]

Entertainers, not politicians.

[Dusty Slay]

But that's what I am as an entertainer.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Not a celebrity.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

I'm an entertainer.

[Brian Bates]

All right? I'm a celebrity.

[Aaron Weber]

I was worried.

[Brian Bates]

So, Pete, I just want to make.

[Dusty Slay]

It clear where I stand here.

[Brian Bates]

Pete Rose would be an example of. He's an athlete, but he's a public figure.

[Dusty Slay]

Was.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Was. Was a public figure. And then there is a category called limited purpose public figure, and that is famous for a specific issue or controversy. Okay, so Sully, Captain Sully, I assume that's what that's referencing.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Obviously did one thing that made him famous.

[Dusty Slay]

The Dito Sully, he landed a plane.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

He's a pilot.

[Brian Bates]

Shouldn't even mention. I mean, Miracle on the Hudson's what some people call it.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, he's a pilot. Landed a plane. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Guy's famous for doing his job.

[Brian Bates]

Finally got somewhere on time, and they give him a plaque.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, he didn't land upside down. Was that the movie Flight?

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay, so Sully didn't do it. I know I didn't, but I didn't know if he also landed upside down.

[Brian Bates]

That would be bad in the water. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. So what did he do? He just landed it in the water. And nobody died.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

They were all paralyzed.

[Aaron Weber]

I'm not trying to be reductive of it. I'm sorry.

[Dusty Slay]

No, it is very impressive and it's exciting. I just. Tom Hanks just does every movie like that, and it gets annoying after a while.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. He's Captain Phillips.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

He's an astronaut.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

He's been everything.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, I liked. I met Tom Hanks one time.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And he liked you.

[Dusty Slay]

But I just. It's like every. He's Mr. Rogers. He's like Post Malone of the movie. Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Here's what I think happened. Dust, he met Dusty. Dusty did his show. Tom Hanks was not there afterwards.

[Dusty Slay]

Nobody was there. I wasn't after to tell me.

[Brian Bates]

He didn't. He wasn't there afterwards to tell him how great he did. Dusty hasn't liked him since.

[Aaron Weber]

If you would have said, great set. I really like your comedy.

[Dusty Slay]

You think that it's a possibility that that would have improved things? I don't think of it like that, but, yeah. I'll be honest with you. If he were there to say, hey, great. Said, I appreciate you doing that Forrest Gump joke.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

I would go, you know, I did it for you. And I love Gen Sully.

[Aaron Weber]

I realize that's all. It's. I had a comic that I privately did not like very much, and then I did a thing with this comic, and afterwards they came up and were like, good set. And I was like, I love that person. That's all it took.

[Dusty Slay]

There was a comic that I didn't like. Like that, too. And he. I don't even think he remembered. No, but I don't think he remembered that I opened for him years ago.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

But I did a set in la.

[Brian Bates]

Lachlan Patterson.

[Dusty Slay]

No, but I. I did a set in la and he was on the show and he came up, he goes, hey, really good stuff. Stuff, man. And I go. And I just said, you know, thank you. And it. It changed my whole opinion.

[Aaron Weber]

That's all it'll take.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Ryan Clark, who is on espn.

[Aaron Weber]

Son, plays for Notre Dame.

[Brian Bates]

Is that right? He's a former. Ryan's a former NFL player. Yeah, he's on espn. He's. He's a lot of sports media. He gets criticized for some of the stuff he does online and stuff like that. And I really didn't know, but probably had a negative opinion of him. But a few weeks ago, he posted something about music discrimination in his Uber, and I posted my joke where I had a joke like that, and he re. Shared it and said, oh, this is. This guy gets it or whatever. And now I think Ryan Clark is the greatest.

[Aaron Weber]

I'll defend that guy for the rest of my life.

[Brian Bates]

That's cool. He's awesome.

[Dusty Slay]

I like that you jumped on that like that, too. Yeah, it's very smart. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Jump in. Oh, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

We're just all out here trying to work.

[Aaron Weber]

You know what?

[Dusty Slay]

One time during a tornado warning, I tweeted my tornado joke at Nashville severe weather X and they did not retweet. And that's when I started going downhill. Made some reference to it being bad advice. And so. Yeah, I mean, it's. They've been trash since then.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. It goes both ways.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

It's a lay down in the ditch.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Thing. Did I tell people not to do that anymore?

[Dusty Slay]

Well, they. They just, you know, I was like, we were all having a good time. I felt like this. They were being a little jokey, and I sent a thing in, and then, you know, I'm not saying at that point I started to hate them, but had they just been cool and played along, I might at this point, have a little better opinion.

[Aaron Weber]

Planted the seed. Yeah, I hear you.

[Dusty Slay]

Because it's like, you guys want to be jokey all the time. It's like, don't be jokey. Give me the weather.

[Aaron Weber]

Right.

[Dusty Slay]

Do the weather.

[Brian Bates]

Maybe it was a sunny, pleasant day. They just needed some content.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

They reposted a video. I found them once.

[Dusty Slay]

Did they.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. So they're garbage.

[Brian Bates]

They don't have good taste, at least.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. What Was your video.

[Aaron Weber]

Everybody was saying, make sure to salt your driveways before the ice. So I went out with like my table salt.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, that's funny.

[Aaron Weber]

And just took a video of me putting table saw in my driveway. And they shared that.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

And they didn't say that's bad advice. They recognize it as a joke.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

And tweet.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

They get it.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. That's weatherman jokes.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. I looked up the definition of a public figure.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

We kind of. It's a well known person who has achieved prominence in society, such as a politician, celebrity, or business insider or business leader, often by choice or through widespread fame, making their lives and actions subject to greater public scrutiny and a higher legal standard in defamation cases.

[Dusty Slay]

This feels like old definitions of public figures. Because what I wanted. I was going to say, it's like prior to the Internet.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

And social media, to be a public figure, you really would have to do something.

[Aaron Weber]

You'd have to create something or. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

But it's like now you can become essentially a public figure by some video popping off.

[Aaron Weber]

Who do you think is the most famous person that does not want to be famous? That did not. Okay, I'll let you know.

[Brian Bates]

It's okay. We can go ahead and go there.

[Aaron Weber]

It just. Who did not seek this out.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh.

[Aaron Weber]

Because you know, anytime a celebrity or a public figure takes any kind of criticism, people go, I've got, look, you signed up for this, right? You threw your hat in the ring in the arena of public opinion. Right?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

But a lot of people don't do that. So you got some.

[Dusty Slay]

I got somebody.

[Aaron Weber]

I want to hear who you think I got somebody.

[Brian Bates]

Now, I had a little time think about it, but I don't. Steve Bartman.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, is that the guy who caught the ball?

[Aaron Weber]

The guy who caught the ball. The whole city of Chicago blamed him.

[Dusty Slay]

For losing the game.

[Brian Bates]

It became an overnight. Everybody knew he was.

[Aaron Weber]

Hated him.

[Brian Bates]

Hated him. And you know, he didn't ask for it.

[Aaron Weber]

And then he went into hiding. People still don't know where he is.

[Dusty Slay]

I got a different one. Like even a different kind of. Because I feel like once they got it, they ran with it, but I don't think they intended. And there would be the hawk to a girl.

[Aaron Weber]

I was going to say that as a joke.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. Because, well, I don't think she intended to become famous. Right.

[Aaron Weber]

She just did a little video on.

[Dusty Slay]

The street, but then when it took off, I think she didn't have any money and thought, well, let's capitalize on this.

[Aaron Weber]

Right.

[Dusty Slay]

And probably other People approached her and said, we can make money off this.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, let's get a meme coin going.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they took it too far, obviously. But I think I. I don't feel like she set out to be a public figure.

[Aaron Weber]

That's a good one. I get that.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And if you don't know who that is, just don't worry about it.

[Aaron Weber]

Haley Welch.

[Brian Bates]

I was gonna.

[Dusty Slay]

If I knew her name, I would have said that. Sorry.

[Brian Bates]

I was gonna say similar. Any of these Karens that got video doing something in public that, you know, like the Philly Karen we mentioned a few months ago at the baseball game. Yeah. Somebody that got caught in public doing something, they may or may not should have been acting. And now everybody knows who they are, but I do.

[Aaron Weber]

People know who that. Like, that woman could go anywhere, and people aren't going to recognize her anymore. Right. So if she's not wearing a Phillies.

[Dusty Slay]

Jersey, she come in here, changes her hair, and immediately.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, even just puts on a different shirt or something. And you're seeing her outside of the context of a baseball field, I feel like you're not going to.

[Brian Bates]

I remember. Was it AJ McCarron's girlfriend?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

That Brent Musgrave made such a big deal.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

And she became, like, well known over.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, she was like a beauty pageant.

[Brian Bates]

She was essential.

[Aaron Weber]

So she was already.

[Brian Bates]

But I remember her social media, they said, just skyrocketed.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Overnight.

[Aaron Weber]

Brent Musburger. Oh, my goodness. What a beautiful woman.

[Dusty Slay]

We probably saw AJ's tattoos and thought, how is this possible?

[Aaron Weber]

He had some wild. Yeah, wild tattoos.

[Brian Bates]

Did you have another example?

[Aaron Weber]

No, I couldn't think. I remember there was a. Do you remember? I don't know if y'. All. There was, like, a kid that was working at Target that some girl took a picture of, and it went super. You remember? I'm talking about the Target kid.

[Brian Bates]

For what reason?

[Aaron Weber]

She, like, just thought he was handsome. Oh, this kid. Alex from Target.

[Brian Bates]

I kind of remember this.

[Aaron Weber]

You remember this? Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

And that's young Lachlan Patterson.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, this dude was just everywhere, and he literally was just like a kid at work, and a picture was taken without his consent, and it goes viral, and then he's like this big thing. But again, I don't know if that's a good example, because y' all don't know who he is, and I feel like most people wouldn't recognize him.

[Dusty Slay]

Now, there's a couple of mug shots of people that I've seen where, like, the. There was a guy that Everybody was saying was super hot. And then there's some girls that get arrested. Everybody says they're super hot.

[Aaron Weber]

And they follow. Mug shoddies. On.

[Dusty Slay]

No, no.

[Aaron Weber]

On X.

[Dusty Slay]

Mug shoddies. I like that. I will check it out.

[Aaron Weber]

I'll send these.

[Brian Bates]

I got a historical figure that certainly didn't set out to be famous.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

Helen Keller.

[Dusty Slay]

I've heard Helen Keller doesn't even exist.

[Brian Bates]

All right, well, I'm out.

[Aaron Weber]

You can't talk about any. Nobody really existed.

[Brian Bates]

All right. How about some public figures after they died? I don't know if that would really be a public figure, but.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, somebody that got famous after they died.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

Van Gogh.

[Brian Bates]

Van Gogh would be the first one. I'd think.

[Aaron Weber]

Van Gogh was a nobody when he was alive.

[Dusty Slay]

Was he a nobody or.

[Aaron Weber]

I don't know.

[Brian Bates]

So one painting.

[Aaron Weber]

Supposedly one painting.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

Imagine doing one show your whole life as a comedian that you got paid for. Yeah, we got paid.

[Brian Bates]

One of paintings.

[Aaron Weber]

And then you die. And then your album goes triple platinum.

[Dusty Slay]

Platinum. Wow.

[Brian Bates]

You're the most famous comic ever.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. It'd be crazy.

[Brian Bates]

So that's the most.

[Dusty Slay]

Kind of like Mitch Hedberg, in a way. Right? Like, was Mitch Hedberg or even Bill Hicks for that matter, Were they really.

[Aaron Weber]

That popular before Mitch was a theater act?

[Dusty Slay]

Okay. Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

So he was doing well. And he.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, but I wasn't aware of him, really, when he was alive. I remember somebody telling me, like. Because I had done a little comedy and they told it to me like I was gonna know who it was.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And I never listened to his album until he had died. But anyway, that's just because I'm out of touch.

[Aaron Weber]

No, you're in touch, man.

[Brian Bates]

And Frank.

[Aaron Weber]

That's right. I mean, I'm sure one fits for sure. I mean, she never even. I mean. Yeah. It was her diary that we're all reading.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Which we shouldn't be reading. Her diary.

[Aaron Weber]

No, no. It's odd when you think about it. It gotta recommend. It's a good. It's a good diary.

[Brian Bates]

A little bit more skirt. Nikola Tesla.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, okay. Is that. What do you mean?

[Dusty Slay]

They stole all his inventions while his.

[Brian Bates]

Invention shaped the modern world. He died penniless. Penniless. In a New York hotel room.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. A lot of people say that all of his inventions were stolen.

[Aaron Weber]

From whom?

[Dusty Slay]

From him.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, okay.

[Brian Bates]

By Edison. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

A lot of them by him. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

But he was well known at the time. Right.

[Brian Bates]

I guess he just didn't have the wealth.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay. I think he, like, went insane at the end. And that's what led to that, because I think he died thinking he had a romantic relationship with, like, a pigeon in his windowsill. I think there's something like that with Tesla. I think Tesla was in love with the bird at the end.

[Dusty Slay]

But I. Yeah, I mean, I think if everybody's stealing your inventions, you probably go a little crazy.

[Brian Bates]

I'm going to keep trying to find one that both you guys are on board with.

[Aaron Weber]

And Nikola Tesla developed a profound emotional and somewhat eccentric love for a specific white pigeon stating he loved her as. As a man loves a woman. He claimed she brought purpose to his life.

[Brian Bates]

He'd fit in now.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Spent over $2,000 on her care. So he loved the pigeon, all right.

[Brian Bates]

Edgar Allan Poe. He struggled with poverty and recognition. His life became a literary giant after he died.

[Aaron Weber]

Really? Did he die young, according to this?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I think he died. Didn't you say? On a park bench in Baltimore.

[Dusty Slay]

I think now everybody claims he used to drink at their bar and write books. I feel like a lot of people do that.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, he was 40. Yeah, he's only 40. And he wrote a lot. A lot of books and stuff.

[Dusty Slay]

A lot of stuff. Yeah. But he didn't have the Internet back then, so it's like, what do you do?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, there's nothing.

[Dusty Slay]

What do you do?

[Aaron Weber]

You just drink yourself to death and write stories?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I used to write a lot more when the Internet didn't exist.

[Brian Bates]

Okay. There's a very famous.

[Aaron Weber]

So you're writing poems back then?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I got a lot of poems.

[Brian Bates]

Poems.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I wrote. I've wrote quite a bit of poem. I'll bring one on one day.

[Brian Bates]

Real Charles Bubowski.

[Dusty Slay]

Bukowski, yeah. He kind of ruined my type of poem, though, because I really got into Charles Bukowski name. And he's not a rhyming poet guy.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And I was. I was into the rhyming poetry. I wrote a rap song.

[Brian Bates]

I found. That's what I say.

[Dusty Slay]

I found the whole rap song on a home video.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, really?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

I'm gonna put it together like a music video, too.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, it's just me in a car, but I think they were just filming me singing the song.

[Aaron Weber]

All right.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, but I'm gonna.

[Brian Bates]

But Post Malone should just keep.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, yeah, if I put that out, the next thing I know, he'll be covering it and.

[Brian Bates]

All right. There's a famous Supreme Court case I remember in college. I majored in mass communications, broadcast journalism, and I took a media law class. I vaguely remember us talking about this. New York Times versus Sullivan and that was the first case where they ruled that if you're a public figure in this case, it's a public official. You don't have the same rights to file for defamation as a everyday citizen. And the reason is. Is because. Zoned out over there, Dusty.

[Dusty Slay]

I'm with you. Yeah, I mean, I zoned out, but.

[Brian Bates]

I said, your eyes are so big.

[Aaron Weber]

I'm in the room.

[Brian Bates]

What more do you want if you're a public official? The media, I guess, needs to have a right to, you know, not worry about if they make one mistake, that you're going to sue them. If you got to prove that they willfully wrote there was intent. Intent to be.

[Aaron Weber]

To.

[Brian Bates]

To distort the facts. Right. Not just mistakes made. So that was the first case.

[Aaron Weber]

Otherwise, you know, you could sue every news company if they, you know, got a fact wrong about senators.

[Brian Bates]

Right.

[Aaron Weber]

You could sue them every day of the week.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And that might encourage the media. Let's just don't cover this guy because, you know, whatever. And then 1976, Carol Burnett, I think we all know Carol Burnett, she sued the National Enquirer.

[Aaron Weber]

Her.

[Brian Bates]

They read a story that said she had been drunk and boisterous in a nightclub encounter with US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. She was a passionate campaigner against alcoholism. So she sued the National Enquirer for libel. And because she was judged to be a public figure, she was required to prove actual malice and to the point where the defendant knew what they were publishing was false. And she won. She sought 10 million. Her attorney sued in California courts for 1.6 million. She got a lot less that in that when it was all said and done, but she still won. And the case was widely regarded as a watershed event in tabloid journalism.

[Aaron Weber]

It's interesting. I feel like there's. Now there's such an understanding with social media. Could they argue, like, dude, nobody thinks what we write in our thing is real.

[Brian Bates]

That's true.

[Aaron Weber]

You could go like, dude, we wrote. Wrote that we found Noah's Ark on Mars.

[Brian Bates]

Right.

[Aaron Weber]

Last week.

[Brian Bates]

Right.

[Aaron Weber]

So, yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Did they say that?

[Aaron Weber]

I remember seeing that on checkout line of the Winn Dixie. I remember seeing Noah's Ark on Mars.

[Brian Bates]

Is National Choir still a thing?

[Aaron Weber]

And I was like, why are we not talking about it Flooded the whole universe.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Is it still a thing?

[Aaron Weber]

National Enquirer. Oh, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

They still in newsstands.

[Aaron Weber]

I mean, I don't think they're a new stand.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, I don't think anybody.

[Brian Bates]

Not new stands, but like the checkout lines where I Always see it.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. I would get that, and then I wouldn't get it, but I'd see that and then I'd get the Archie and Jughead comics.

[Dusty Slay]

I like Mad. Mad magazine. I like that one back in the day.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Alfred E. Newman. Or is that the. That's Cracked. Anyway, that's mad.

[Brian Bates]

All right.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

So there's all purpose.

[Aaron Weber]

Funny headline at the National Enquirer.

[Brian Bates]

There's all purpose public figure and Limited purpose public figure. One of the examples that went to court was Richard Jewell. Richard Jewel, you know.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

One very specific case. The. The media said he was Jewel.

[Aaron Weber]

Do you remember this? The Atlanta Olympics?

[Dusty Slay]

No.

[Brian Bates]

Did my saying it wrong?

[Dusty Slay]

No, I just.

[Aaron Weber]

No, given abridged. He doesn't know who we're talking about.

[Brian Bates]

Oh. So during the.

[Dusty Slay]

I just was Jewel.

[Brian Bates]

Jewel.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. Okay, okay.

[Brian Bates]

Sorry. The 96 Olympics were in Atlanta.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I remember that. The. The gymnastics girls. The girl had the dance. Dominique. Yeah. Had a crush on. Yeah, all of them, but specifically one, I think it was Dominique Muchiano. And she did the. She did the freestyle dance to Devil Went down to Georgia. Oh, yeah, that's like.

[Aaron Weber]

That's for you, dude.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

We were about the same age at the time. I mean, it was a big deal. I wanted to meet her. I had a Wheaties box with all those gymnastics girls on the COVID And.

[Brian Bates]

Gosh, I went to that Olympics.

[Dusty Slay]

I loved them.

[Brian Bates]

And got home, drove home late that night. And then the next morning, got out and turned on the news and that bomb had went off. So the pipe bomb went off at the Olympics. Richard Jewel, I believe, found it and maybe was a hero. Considered a hero.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

Getting some people out of the way. But then later he became a suspect, or at least the Atlantic Journal Constitution identified him as a possible. The guy who did it.

[Aaron Weber]

The media started saying this guy did it. 88 Days of Intense public scrutiny before he was officially cleared as a suspect. Wow. 2005, a guy, Eric Rudolph, confessed and pleaded guilty to that bombing and other attacks. Wow. The guy's life was just.

[Brian Bates]

And he had. He died by then.

[Aaron Weber]

He died in 2007. He died two years later.

[Brian Bates]

So at least he knew.

[Aaron Weber]

He had two years of people knowing. At least.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, he was a security guard, police officer, and deputy sheriff.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

There's a movie about him. I haven't seen it, but Clint Eastwood did a movie.

[Dusty Slay]

Wow, that's a shame. But in court, that's why you never try to do something good.

[Brian Bates]

If you take away anything from this podcast, folks, keep to yourself.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. Well, if you see A pipe bomb. Let it be.

[Aaron Weber]

If you see somebody in trouble, don't help.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Turn your back to them.

[Brian Bates]

This world's getting worse by the day.

[Dusty Slay]

Anyway, so let it go.

[Brian Bates]

The court determined that once Jewel voluntarily entered a public controversy by talking to the press about the bombing, he could expect scrutiny regarding his background. So they ruled in favor of the newspaper. As far as interesting coming after him.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, that is what happens nowadays. They go, oh, well, I don't know what they say, but, you know, you understand the sentiment.

[Brian Bates]

I did.

[Aaron Weber]

Right.

[Brian Bates]

What about this is a reluctant public figure.

[Aaron Weber]

All right.

[Brian Bates]

Sia. She always covers her face.

[Aaron Weber]

Does cover her face.

[Brian Bates]

So she can't be identified.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, yeah, you know, Dead Mouse. You ever heard of Dead Mouse? The.

[Dusty Slay]

The DJ Bucket Head.

[Aaron Weber]

Bucket Head's the same thing. This is Dead Mouse right here. Or I mean, I guess. I guess we do see his face here, but I think that took a while. He would just wear this big. Looks like Mouse.

[Dusty Slay]

Mickey.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

So who's Seal?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. I barely.

[Aaron Weber]

Chandelier. She got. I guess we got some pictures of her face.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

So pretty pop, but for the most.

[Dusty Slay]

All right.

[Aaron Weber]

But for the longest time, if you saw Sia, it was. Her face was just completely covered by her hair.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, there was a country singer like that too, for a little while who had his whole face covered.

[Brian Bates]

There was.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Huh. I remember she saying on Saturday Night Live, and she was covered. And for a while, Kristen Wiig would either be in videos with her or they had some weird relationship.

[Aaron Weber]

Friendship.

[Brian Bates]

Friendship, yeah. Some people think they're a public figure when they're really not. Not us, but others. There's something called the spotlight effect. It's a psychological term. But when people tend to believe they are being noticed more than they really are being that one is constantly in the center of their own world.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, they call that main character syndrome.

[Aaron Weber]

Main character syndrome or the Truman show syndrome.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

There are a lot of people that. After that movie came out, a lot of people were showing up going, I think this is happening to me.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. That's how I've always felt.

[Aaron Weber]

How do you think if. If. If there were. If this were all a show called the Dusty Show.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

And your whole life has been broadcast 24. 7 on TV. Do you think it's been a good show?

[Dusty Slay]

There's been some embarrassing parts for me.

[Brian Bates]

I would say I think it's probably been the best show ever.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. I think it's better than a Brian Baker Aaron Weber show.

[Brian Bates]

Absolutely.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. We would already been canceled, but yours. Yeah, it's gonna be a big hit.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

There's some embarrassing parts and there was a good 10 years of people wondering if I was gonna get it together.

[Aaron Weber]

It's about 10 seasons ago. The show might be over soon. Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

You ever think about the office? If that was really documentary group tell me that that would be the most unbelievable thing ever. Like, if all that really happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You would be. If they coming to pitch a show, you would definitely be the one they would choose to. To follow around.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I don't know. You know, they would go, he might.

[Aaron Weber]

Be the guy that's gonna most suspect this.

[Dusty Slay]

There was a.

[Aaron Weber]

You know what I mean?

[Dusty Slay]

I. I shared this comment with you guys.

[Aaron Weber]

Like, he looks for cameras in his room and.

[Dusty Slay]

And a guy said there was a comment going around in the public figures Facebook group. And I said, if you were to take a road trip with one of the three of us, who would you choose? And one guy said, you, because. Yeah. Aaron Weber, because he wants to cuss and he couldn't handle riding with holy rollers like me and Brian.

[Brian Bates]

He said, he said, I'd want to drop a couple folks bombs. I said, what's a nef bomb?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. And I said, good. I don't, you know, I didn't say it, but I thought, good. You know, I don't want people cussing in my car.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. I mean, that's more of a problem with you, Aaron. The moral decline of our society.

[Aaron Weber]

I guess so. I guess I'm.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I mean, guess I'm that guy. I mean, I got a. I'm the real bad boy. I can't have all these F bombs I got. I'm trying to smoke in my car.

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[Brian Bates]

All right, what what do you guys give me an example or more than one of out in public an embarrassing moment where you wish people didn't did not recognize you?

[Aaron Weber]

H.

[Brian Bates]

Or one where you're really glad they did?

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I can say this. Back when I used to do comedy in Charleston, I would get recognized a bit around town because I was always doing comedy. And then I was also drinking a lot. So a lot of days I'd be real hungover and I live downtown, but I would need to, you know, go out, run to the store real quick. In any of those mornings when people go, hey, Dusty, I was like, ah, nah, I don't want to, I don't want to be seen because I'm, you know, my, I've killed all my endorphin receptors and I'm feeling a lot of sadness and I look terrible and I just smell bad. Yeah, I just want to slip in here and get a little fro yo real quick and get back to my apartment.

[Aaron Weber]

They know you from comedy or just being a drunk guy the night before?

[Dusty Slay]

A little of both. But if they knew me as a drunk guy from the night before, I was, I could, you know, just be like, ah, you saw me last night.

[Brian Bates]

But you bound to have a customer service interaction where you felt bad about how you acted once they recognize you or you toned it down after you.

[Dusty Slay]

Realize somebody, oh, well, here's a, you know this I was driving and I this Greyhound bus kept being in my way and I was upset with him. I didn't do anything, ran him off the road. But I remember complaining about him. And then I pulled into a Buc EE's. And then a few after I come out of the bathroom, a Greyhound driver comes up. He goes, hey, are you a comedian? And we took a picture to come together and he had a Greyhound outfit.

[Aaron Weber]

On that was Him.

[Dusty Slay]

He was the bus driver. Wow.

[Aaron Weber]

Did you tell him I've been fighting with you for.

[Dusty Slay]

No, no. Was embarrassed. A lot of times at the red light out here outside of Zanies, I'll honk at people, and then I go. And then I'll go, oh, they might be coming to the show. And I'll take my hat off in the car.

[Brian Bates]

I think you've shared stories of me, customer service where you're. You were about to lay into them, but then they recognize you, and you're like, I better not.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, I mean, I'm. I got into. I got into a thing today, matter of fact, the guy. I don't. He didn't recognize me, but I was driving down a. A street in Mount Juliet trying to get home, and then there was a guy, like, stopping traffic and talking to people, and he had let one truck by and through, and then he was waving. Appeared to be waving everyone else belts through. But then a guy stopped to talk to him, and I go, what are you doing?

[Aaron Weber]

Can't give him a call later?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. So I drove around all the other cars, and the guy screamed, and then the other car almost hit me. And then the guy that stopping traffic screamed at me, and I kept going. And then he jumped in his car and ran and sped around me, and then got next to the other truck, and they both stopped, and he blocked me in.

[Aaron Weber]

Wow.

[Dusty Slay]

And then he got out, and he goes, I'm an officer. He didn't say what he was an officer of, but he's like, I'm an officer. And, you know, I. What are you doing driving around? I go, well, you waved everybody around. Yeah, I didn't wave everybody around. I go, well, you did.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And he goes, well, there's a down power line down here, and I only let that guy through because he lives on this street. And I go, well, how was I.

[Aaron Weber]

Supposed to know that?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, you waved everybody through.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, I'm an officer.

[Dusty Slay]

He goes, you need to turn around. I go, all right, whatever. But I don't know that that's even embarrassing. I just did want to tell you guys.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, yeah, I had a thing. I had a customer service thing. Go ahead with AT T. Okay. You know, I moved. Summer of 2024, we moved out to Mount Juliet. I had AT&T home Internet at my old house. They don't have AT&T. I hate. I never had good experience with them, but they don't have AT&T be out in Mount Juliet, so I got to get rid of them. So I call Them. And I go, I'd like to cancel. And I don't. I don't remember what happened. I think I got annoyed with. I just hung up and go, I'll handle this later. Never did. I have inadvertently been paying ATT106amonth for a year and a half.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, no.

[Aaron Weber]

And haven't used it once. But I'm paying them all. I gotta. Finally got a note. I was like. Like, you need to update your credit card. I go, I haven't used ATT in forever. I'm paying them $100. So I call and I explain the situation, and the woman goes, well, what's your new address? And I go, I don't want to give you my new address. I want this to be over and we're just done. And she goes, well, we have to know where to send. If there are any future bills, we have to know where to send it. I got future bills. You can see I haven't used your Internet since June of 2024. What future bill would there be? Just, Sir, I'm just using the language. I'm just using the. So we're kind of like. That's the tone. She goes, sir, this is just like. It's just a saying. I go, I don't. There aren't going to be any bills. Like, I'm gonna get a refund. She goes, well, let me see me. She refunded the last two months, which is so generous of them, you know, 18 months. And then she gives me the last two back. And then she goes, well, you got to go turn that equipment in. I go, I haven't lived at the house in a year. I don't know where it is. She goes, you got to turn it in. So they're subtracting that from the refund. Isn't that crazy? I. I said to the woman, I go, I know it's my fault for not canceling this, but come on now. You see, I haven't used it.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, she didn't recognize you. I kept waiting for her to be like, oh, Aaron Weber.

[Aaron Weber]

No, I thought we were just. Oh, just events.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

No, thank God she didn't recogn. Yeah, we might edit that whole story out. I don't know. I thought I'd get.

[Dusty Slay]

No, I like it.

[Brian Bates]

I just kept waiting for. No, you gave it your name.

[Dusty Slay]

This is where you want to get recognized. You want the guy to go, oh, the Aaron Weber. Oh, yeah, I'll wipe your credit clean here.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

That's why I use a public figure.

[Brian Bates]

Moment a couple months ago on this podcast when I got put in an ambulance to go to the hospital and the paramedic recognized me. So that was not my best moment.

[Aaron Weber]

But that's good, though. The guy's gonna take care of you.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Yeah, you would hope so. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Unless you're his least favorite part of.

[Brian Bates]

The podcast, which could very well be true.

[Aaron Weber]

It's the guy who's got. Oh, he's one of the old heads.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Need to get air in his own.

[Brian Bates]

I. I was on this. The subway, the train in Chicago, and I was waiting there to go to the White Sox game, and there was a group of guys there on the platform. And, you know, I know some of. I bet it's a bachelor party, whatever. It's like six dudes, and then we all get on the train, and it's very packed because everybody's going to the White Sox game. So we're all standing very close, and the guy right in front of me, kind of face to face, goes, hey, man, love you on the podcast.

[Aaron Weber]

Cool.

[Dusty Slay]

And now give me your wallet.

[Brian Bates]

And he was a fan of the Nateland podcast, and his buddies were like, what are you doing? He's like, this guy's. You know. And he shared the story. But that was 15 seconds into us getting on the train. So now the rest of the ride, I'm just standing face to face with the guy.

[Dusty Slay]

Nose whistle.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

He's getting the full experience.

[Brian Bates]

I'm, like, trying to think of stuff to talk about. So, you know, it's almost. I don't know what it'd be equivalent to. Like being on a plane, I guess, and someone recognizes you.

[Aaron Weber]

Right. And sits right next to you.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And then the rest of the flight, you feel like, do I have to talk to this person?

[Aaron Weber]

But anyway, just put your headphones on.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

I've had a few incidents at the airport where I'm irritated, and people come up and I. You know, it's all fine. I'm not irritated with them. But it's like, you go, all right, we're having a good time. You know?

[Aaron Weber]

Don't you think if somebody's a real fan of you, that's what they want to see you, probably. They want to see you fuming about.

[Brian Bates]

They want to see you in your natural habit.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. They want to see. It's like when I go to the zoo, I want to see a bear eat. Eat salmon out of the water.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

So.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, exactly.

[Aaron Weber]

Yelling at a tsa.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

What zoo would you see a bear eating salmon?

[Dusty Slay]

I don't know, he's saying, that's what I want to say.

[Aaron Weber]

That's what I want to see. Instead, they're just laying there.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. And they go, you see that one that the, the some got Politician in Memphis tweeted out about a polar bear at the Memphis zoo. He was like, oh, because there was snow and the polar bear was rolling around in it. And he's like, oh, nice to see someone enjoying the, the snow in Memphis. I tweeted that. I go, this is a sad post.

[Brian Bates]

Why?

[Dusty Slay]

Because you have a polar bear down in Tennessee and he finally gets to enjoy some snow. Yeah, that's sad.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, was he born in the zoo, in captivity, or was he plucked out of the. The Arctic?

[Dusty Slay]

I don't know. But look how happy he is. Put that bear back in some snow. No need to be down here.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I think I might agree with you on that.

[Dusty Slay]

That's a sad post.

[Aaron Weber]

I'm trying to think of a funny.

[Brian Bates]

I'm so happy for him.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, I mean, I agree with you.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

In this brief moment.

[Brian Bates]

But he's getting fed every day. He knows where his food's coming from.

[Dusty Slay]

So are people in jail.

[Brian Bates]

But if somebody in jail said, we're gonna release you, it's almost guaranteed you're gonna starve to death.

[Aaron Weber]

Death.

[Brian Bates]

They might be like, let me just stay here then.

[Dusty Slay]

I don't know. It's a tough guarantee, though.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, you tell me. No polar bear dies of old age.

[Brian Bates]

I don't know.

[Dusty Slay]

I'm being pro zoo here, but I'm not anti zoo. But I'm just like, put that bear in a zoo in North Dakota.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, okay.

[Brian Bates]

You know, I agree with that too. I always think it's weird when you visit other states or even other countries and you go to their zoo because it's not like the animals are from that area.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Like they're from all over the world, so what's the difference?

[Dusty Slay]

That's why I like the Chattanooga Aquarium. They have that fresh water river aquarium where it's like you're really seeing, you know, animals from the area.

[Brian Bates]

All right, so let's, let's come up with, if you'll indulge me, our Mount Rushmore of public figures.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

The four people basically in the world that are the most public figures either living now or in our life.

[Aaron Weber]

I almost think for this to even be a conversation, we have to remove all politicians from the equation. Otherwise it's just four presidents.

[Brian Bates]

You know what I mean?

[Dusty Slay]

I think it has to be living now.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Dusty Slay]

Living now, still alive.

[Brian Bates]

All Right. Living now. All right, that's.

[Aaron Weber]

So it's Trump. Obama.

[Brian Bates]

You think they would still be.

[Aaron Weber]

I don't think those two. Yeah. In the world.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I would, definitely.

[Aaron Weber]

Versus who? Like Trey Young? Like, who are we talking about?

[Dusty Slay]

Kim Kardashian? Just doing America is very popular. Right? I mean, she has Taylor Swift, I.

[Aaron Weber]

Would think more than Obama.

[Brian Bates]

I would say Taylor Swift now would be more famous than Obama.

[Dusty Slay]

Dude.

[Aaron Weber]

I don't know. Am I crazy?

[Brian Bates]

You might. I don't know. But the first people came to mind to me were, like, soccer players, like Ronaldo and Messi, but.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, this is the whole world.

[Brian Bates]

The world. Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay. All right, I'll shut up.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I don't know anything about the world. Let's go.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, let's.

[Dusty Slay]

Maybe we go the country.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, okay. We'll go to country.

[Dusty Slay]

When you start talking about soccer players. I don't know. I know that Ronaldo guy's very famous.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, we'll do.

[Dusty Slay]

I never. I don't.

[Brian Bates]

We'll do Nashville then.

[Dusty Slay]

Let me ask you this.

[Aaron Weber]

Do Mount Juliet.

[Brian Bates]

All right, Let me ask you this.

[Dusty Slay]

Charlie Daniels.

[Brian Bates]

I wish. I wish Nate was here for this question, because I don't. I'm just kidding, because I think he could chime in a little bit better than YouTube bozos. All right, who do you think's the more well known sleigh in Nashville, Dusty Slay or Ryan Slay?

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I am Dusty Slay.

[Aaron Weber]

I don't know who the other guy is.

[Dusty Slay]

I know Ron Slay.

[Aaron Weber]

Who's Ron Slay?

[Brian Bates]

Okay. He is a basketball legend here in Nashville. Played at Pearl Cone High School, went to University of Tennessee, was, I think, SEC player of the year.

[Dusty Slay]

Me and Ron Slay ran into each other the other day.

[Aaron Weber]

Did you really?

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, we know each other.

[Brian Bates]

And now he's on the radio. He's. He does sports. He does.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, I've met Ron Slay, then.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

All right. I'm sorry.

[Dusty Slay]

We know each other.

[Brian Bates]

So I would say nationwide, Dusty.

[Aaron Weber]

How many Netflix specials does Ron Slay?

[Brian Bates]

Nashville? Ron, might. Have you been beat? I don't know.

[Dusty Slay]

I don't know, guys. I mean, I. You know, I like Ron, so I'm not gonna. Yeah, I'm not gonna slam Ron.

[Brian Bates]

He's on the radio every day here.

[Dusty Slay]

Gigantic man.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, he's 6 foot 8.

[Dusty Slay]

I don't want to get into a fight with him.

[Brian Bates]

There's also a NFL player, Darius Slay.

[Aaron Weber]

Right.

[Brian Bates]

So who would nationwide, Dusty or Darius?

[Dusty Slay]

Well, I'm. Yeah, I mean, Dusty for sure on both of those.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Okay, okay. All right. I got off.

[Aaron Weber]

Big Play Sleigh.

[Dusty Slay]

That's what they call me.

[Aaron Weber]

That's a fun nickname. They call you Big Place.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Are there any Webers that are better known than you?

[Dusty Slay]

The Grill.

[Aaron Weber]

The Grill.

[Brian Bates]

Do you know that?

[Capital One Advertiser]

Who?

[Aaron Weber]

Chris Weber.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, yeah, Chris Weber.

[Aaron Weber]

Chris Weber. But he spells it differently. He spells with two Bs.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, so for basketball.

[Aaron Weber]

For basketball.

[Brian Bates]

Is the Weber Grill person alive?

[Aaron Weber]

I don't know. I think they're like the Rothchilds. Like, they're just around.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, okay. I know who the Roth Childs are.

[Aaron Weber]

Dusty does.

[Dusty Slay]

You don't know the Roth Childs?

[Brian Bates]

Who is that?

[Aaron Weber]

You know, the guy who invented. Wait, that'd be another podcast. Okay, the guy who invented Sonic the Hedgehog, his name is Aaron Weber. Wow.

[Dusty Slay]

Wow.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, I. You know, I just told you other day in a text that I. Some thing I was signing up for, and the guy who ran it, his name was Aaron Weber.

[Dusty Slay]

What?

[Aaron Weber]

What did he do?

[Brian Bates]

It was. It was some agency here in Nashville. But anyway.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay, so let's do one for the nation. Okay, let's do. Yeah, we can do it.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And we'll take out politicians, then.

[Dusty Slay]

All right, we'll take out politicians.

[Brian Bates]

So the four biggest living public figures.

[Dusty Slay]

In United States, LeBron James, I think, would be on there.

[Brian Bates]

We'll have to just make a list and whittle it down. LeBron would definitely be in the conversation. I mean, Michael Jordan might still be.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Taylor Swift.

[Aaron Weber]

Taylor Swift.

[Dusty Slay]

Michael Jackson. He's dead, though.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Allegedly.

[Brian Bates]

For the purpose of this. Even if they're allegedly, we'll still leave them off.

[Aaron Weber]

Would you put, like, Madonna, she's still up there. Am I crazy?

[Dusty Slay]

I don't think so. I think she's gone. I mean, she's alive, but I think she's gone out of the.

[Aaron Weber]

I think she's left us.

[Brian Bates]

I guess that would leave Paul McCartney.

[Aaron Weber]

Off if he's British, too.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, we'll leave him off.

[Aaron Weber]

Yep.

[Dusty Slay]

And I think Paul McCartney for younger people. I don't think people know who that is.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, that's probably true.

[Aaron Weber]

What about the Rock?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, the Rock, that's for sure. That's a good one.

[Aaron Weber]

The Rizzler.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, he's. He was on the Theon podcast everywhere, man.

[Brian Bates]

I don't know.

[Aaron Weber]

It's not going away.

[Dusty Slay]

He did the episode before mine, and I. I remember. Remember being like, ah, that dropped before mine dropped. And that's going to be so huge.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, it was big.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

So that shows an age difference in us, because I Don't know who that is.

[Aaron Weber]

He's. That. There's that kid that does this.

[Dusty Slay]

I don't know, it's like a little guy.

[Aaron Weber]

He seems like a sweet kid.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, so we got a few cannons here.

[Dusty Slay]

So many people, you know, I don't know anyone. I don't think Theo Vaughn. I mean, now, what a big. That guy's.

[Brian Bates]

Well, who has the most shut down? Madonna.

[Aaron Weber]

I mean, I know.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, I think for the younger generation though, I think he's very well known.

[Aaron Weber]

He is very well known.

[Brian Bates]

I'm thinking about athletes. I guess show A doesn't count because he's Japanese.

[Aaron Weber]

Japanese, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

So even if he plays in the U.S. doesn't count. Okay. Tom Brady might still be on there.

[Aaron Weber]

Tim Brady might. You know, I went to Fanatics Fest last year to film something. I saw all these guys in the same room, and I gotta tell you, the biggest reaction to anybody, and it wasn't even really close, was still LeBron.

[Dusty Slay]

That's what I'm saying. People. Very well.

[Aaron Weber]

He's just. He's in another echelon of, you know, arguably greatest of all time. And. And he's been around forever. So he's been like multiple generations have just. He's just been a constant their whole life. Dave Chappelle, my whole entire life of watching sports. It's LeBron's in the background. He's been there the whole time.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah. It's like. I feel like I'm like maybe the same age as him. I don't know how old he is, but he's 41. I feel like he was like 41. Yeah, he was like in. Talked about going into pro when I was in high school, and so my entire adult life. He's been a professional basketball player the whole time.

[Aaron Weber]

Think about all that you've been through in your life since high school.

[Brian Bates]

You've never had a time in your life that you've not known him to be playing professionally, right?

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. I mean, d. He was 12. I was 12 when he went to the NBA. So I. I remember hearing about him on Sports center and stuff. Like this kid who's like a freak high school player.

[Brian Bates]

I don't. I don't think I put Dave Chappelle, Mount Rushmore.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, anytime I see Netflix numbers, his number. His numbers are always like way up there, like Top Dog. I mean, like, people are.

[Brian Bates]

Tom Cruise. Tom Hanks.

[Dusty Slay]

Tom Cruise, for sure. I think Tom Hanks is enough of a character actor to where you get into the role he's playing.

[Brian Bates]

But we're naming just.

[Aaron Weber]

But if he had said, good set.

[Dusty Slay]

Your answer, your answer would be, oh.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, he might be the greatest of all.

[Brian Bates]

We're not. We're not trying to determine the greatest artist, the best at their thing.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. We're moving the goalpost.

[Brian Bates]

It's the foremost public figure.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, what I'm saying, though, is like, he, He. He almost gets into these roles in a way to where? Do you know Tom Hanks or do you know Forrest Gump?

[Brian Bates]

You know, I would argue that more with Tom Cruise.

[Aaron Weber]

Who do you think? Okay, we have a show here later tonight.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Who by walking into the room, causes the biggest ruckus of us.

[Dusty Slay]

Of.

[Aaron Weber]

No, no, of anybody. Of all these people that we're talking about.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, okay. I didn't know you were going.

[Aaron Weber]

Like, if I were on stage and I go, I do have a frame. Come on out the rock.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, I see.

[Aaron Weber]

And then he comes out. Who do you think generates the craziest reaction? I think, because that might be a good way to frame it to. To get it. What we're going here. Right.

[Brian Bates]

What we're talking. They're all going to get a crazy reaction.

[Aaron Weber]

Taylor Swift would be crazy. People would go nuts.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

You know, Obama, Kanye West.

[Aaron Weber]

Kanye. I mean, people will have a reaction.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

What we've determined is there are too many famous people and it's why everything's getting worse all the time. Maybe that's just a conclusion I've come to.

[Rocket Money Advertiser]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

Well, speak for yourself and then we'll maybe join you.

[Brian Bates]

I mean, we're trying to trick people into think we're Republic figures, we're public figures.

[Dusty Slay]

But I think the problem is we're. We're like, who's the biggest celebrity?

[Aaron Weber]

It's almost like you could have had this conversation much more easily in 1990. 95.

[Brian Bates]

Totally.

[Dusty Slay]

Yes.

[Aaron Weber]

Because there wasn't all. I mean, like, could say, like, Drewski or something like that because there's just people from all over.

[Dusty Slay]

There's a.

[Aaron Weber]

You've seen him.

[Dusty Slay]

A thousand people. That would cause a huge explosion of applause if we brought them in.

[Brian Bates]

Sure. We forget anybody obvious?

[Aaron Weber]

Andy Milanakis. Yeah, There's. There's Drew.

[Brian Bates]

I've seen him, but I couldn't tell you anything about him.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Aaron Weber]

I know nothing about him, but I've seen a lot of his.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Is there anybody obvious that we're forgetting? Yeah, but they're not alive.

[Aaron Weber]

If you could walk in and nobody would know who he is.

[Brian Bates]

I'm glad you brought that up, though, because the end of this week, I think they're supposed to launch a trip around the moon. NASA is. First time in over 50 years we're going around the moon. Nobody knows who these astronauts are. It's barely even been talked about. About.

[Dusty Slay]

But probably part of some kind of secret society.

[Brian Bates]

Probably Skull and Bones. In the next year or two, we're supposed to go back to the moon, like land. I gotta think those astronauts are gonna become pretty well known.

[Dusty Slay]

What do you think we're gonna try to do there and then drill in there? Let's drill into the moon.

[Aaron Weber]

Let's not. Let's not do that.

[Dusty Slay]

Maybe there's oil.

[Aaron Weber]

That would be bad.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. And then in our lifetime, maybe not mine, but yours supposed to go to Mars.

[Dusty Slay]

This is what I think. Let me finish my thought.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

I mean, he's interrupted me like 10 times.

[Aaron Weber]

No, that's what I was. I love this.

[Dusty Slay]

Well, that's what everybody says. Is that all? That's all I did.

[Aaron Weber]

Why you. Stop yelling at us.

[Dusty Slay]

That's all I do.

[Brian Bates]

The first person to go to Mars, I got to think is going to be the most famous person in the world ever. Even though they won't be on this world, but when they come back, they'll be Neil Armstrong times 10.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah. So that's. It's going to be like, very carefully selected it. Who that person is.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

And even among the crew, which is the person that's going to step first.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

On the. Yeah. Excited to see it. You'll be around for that.

[Brian Bates]

Elon Musk, like it's going to be in the next few years.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

I'm saying you'll be around.

[Brian Bates]

I hope so.

[Dusty Slay]

I think if we go to the Moon, we should get some sand off of it because it's. It's incredibly reflective material. It's really amazing how it reflects the sun so well that it actually shines light onto the Earth. I don't think we've ever seen any reflective material quite that good. And I don't know why we're not getting that dirt and trying to do something with it.

[Aaron Weber]

We did take some. We did take all kinds of stuff back.

[Brian Bates]

Look at some moon dust.

[Dusty Slay]

I think the moon rocks that we gave to other countries ended up. They ended up deciding, finding out that they were actually just petrified wood. So I don't know that we.

[Brian Bates]

I remember some stories about some people accepted moon rocks as gifts, like foreign leaders, and they didn't know what to do with it. I think some of them just threw them away. They're like. I don't know what this is. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And they knew. They knew it wasn't from the moon.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

So that's. That's my theory. I think we should get some dirt, bring it back.

[Brian Bates]

Who do you think's the most public figure in Nashville? Nashville. Us excluded, of course. I mean, Nate's getting on up there.

[Aaron Weber]

Who actually is or who are they pushing on Nate for sure.

[Dusty Slay]

Taylor Swift. I mean, Nashville's such a country music place that it's like Jelly Roll.

[Aaron Weber]

Taylor's kind of transcended Nashville.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Jelly Roll.

[Aaron Weber]

Jelly Rolls. In the conversation.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Of. He's everywhere, dude. John Rich, he always represents the. John Rich is from a different time.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

It's like, who's popping right now? Yeah. Morgan Wallen.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

Jelly Roll. I don't think there's an athlete that, like, stands out as hopefully Cam Ward.

[Brian Bates]

Becomes certainly when the Titans first came here, Steve McNair, it was.

[Aaron Weber]

McNair was like the. The biggest guy in the city.

[Dusty Slay]

Freddie OConnell's getting pretty popular right now.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

CEO of NES. He's gotten pretty popular.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. I didn't know who that was till this week, that's for sure.

[Dusty Slay]

I saw someone tweet out, people finally know who their electric company is.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

And I go, you mean the people you pay every month?

[Aaron Weber]

If you set up auto pay, you can forget about it.

[Dusty Slay]

I guess you're right. Yes. You're right.

[Brian Bates]

So do we do a Mount Rush? I think Taylor Swift's definitely on there. Probably LeBron. Yep. So a lot of good. The Rock. We'll say the Rock and let's do one more.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, I. I mean, I'm not a fan, but Kim Kardashian is one of the most popular people.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Kim Kardashian. I could see that.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

I mean, that's.

[Aaron Weber]

That's up there.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

I'm trying to think of athletes that we haven't. That's four covered, but yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

Patrick Mahomes.

[Aaron Weber]

No, no, he never really.

[Brian Bates]

He's up there for sure. But.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

All right. Not in the. Anyway.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. All right. Well, if you have a. I'm talking about the people out there now, let's say, folks. But whatever we're going to feature. Call you the listeners for now, the people. If you have a. What a story about an encounter with a public figure. Is that what we say? Something you want to share with us? Send us a one minute video or less. You got to keep it short. You got to keep it tight or we're not going to be able to share It. But send it to the link in our show description and we'll pick one. Is that right? We're going to pick one to share a story about a public figure encounter and comment.

[Dusty Slay]

Comment on the video on YouTube. Let us know what you thought about the first episode and also share the podcast with one friend of yours. Just one friend. Yeah, they'll. Hey, have you heard about this podcast? Just share it with one friend and.

[Aaron Weber]

Come see me next week at Hilarities in Cleveland.

[Brian Bates]

I was about to get to that.

[Aaron Weber]

Those are the three call to actions for this share with a friend. Come see Aaron at Hilarities.

[Brian Bates]

Well, I'm going to be at the Arlington Drafthouse in Arlington, Virginia, February 22, so come see me there. Last time I was there, I pulled a dusty sleigh.

[Aaron Weber]

Oh, what happened? That can mean a lot of things.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Well, in this case, the host.

[Aaron Weber]

You did an hour and a half on stage.

[Brian Bates]

The host only did 10 minutes and it was just a two man show. And then he bolted.

[Aaron Weber]

He left.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Like they, they got somebody last minute.

[Aaron Weber]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

He ran over there. He was late. And then I. And then he just didn't want to be there. And he's like, I'm gonna do 10 minutes and then jet.

[Aaron Weber]

Wow.

[Brian Bates]

And he got out of there and I wanted him to have a full hour and a half show. So I did an hour 20.

[Dusty Slay]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

How'd it feel?

[Brian Bates]

Which is by far the longest I've ever done. I mean, it felt great at the end because I, I did it. I pulled it off. I sure wouldn't want to do that every time.

[Dusty Slay]

But I did an hour 27 on Saturday.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, but you should, you enjoy it. Yeah, I'm not there yet.

[Dusty Slay]

I love it.

[Brian Bates]

I. I'm more in the pocket closer than I were. But anyway, I hope I don't do an hour 20 this time in Arlington, Virginia, but come see me at the arlington drafthouse.

[Aaron Weber]

Awesome.

[Dusty Slay]

February 4th. Oh, I thought you had already did yours.

[Aaron Weber]

No, I'm going to plug a lot more. Cleveland, Ohio, Valentine's Day weekend, February 12th through the 14th at Hilarities, the 4th Street Theater. Come out and see me headline in the big room all weekend.

[Dusty Slay]

All right.

[Aaron Weber]

Last time I did that, last time.

[Dusty Slay]

I did the small room might get you that back.

[Aaron Weber]

And I hopefully if I saw the Valentine's Day shows are going fast.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

So spend the night out with your. With your person and come on out to Hilarities. And then I want to plug one more. I'm Blanking on what it is right now. Now. Edmonton, Alberta.

[Dusty Slay]

Oh, I love that place. Going to the Comic Strip restaurant called Meat. I went to Meat. That's good.

[Aaron Weber]

I mean, it's crazy to say that out loud.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Aaron Weber]

But I went.

[Brian Bates]

Just. I'm going. Sorry. Go ahead.

[Aaron Weber]

Go to Edmonton. Come see me at the Comic Strip. That's like the first week of March, so come on.

[Dusty Slay]

Okay. February 14th, I'll be in Sioux City, Iowa, at a casino Valentine's Capital.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Dusty Slay]

So come see me.

[Brian Bates]

Me. All right. And come see us on the cruise. I guess if you're on the cruise, you will see us, but.

[Aaron Weber]

Yeah, get your tickets. Get your tickets.

[Dusty Slay]

It's sold out. So hard. But come see us.

[Brian Bates]

It's gonna be so fun. And come up and say hello.

[Dusty Slay]

I'll be doing shows with lan Patterson.

[Brian Bates]

I'm doing bingo with lan, and you're doing shows with him.

[Aaron Weber]

Who else is on that show?

[Dusty Slay]

I don't know. Paula, maybe.

[Aaron Weber]

That's three great sets of hair.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, that's true.

[Aaron Weber]

It's the Long Hair Hour.

[Brian Bates]

That's true.

[Dusty Slay]

Yeah, it's a hot show.

[Brian Bates]

I'm doing shows with Gary Veder. So we have hair in.

[Aaron Weber]

That'll be good.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. All right. So was there anything else? I was supposed to plug that I forgot. All right, well, thank you so much, everybody, for the first of many episodes of the Public Figures Podcast.

[Dusty Slay]

At least six months.

[Brian Bates]

As always, we love you. None of this is lost on us. Have a good day.

[Dusty Slay]

Thank you.

[Aaron Weber]

Have a good day.

[Brian Bates]

Remember, thanks, folks.

[Aaron Weber]

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