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The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Celebrities Who Politicized The Emmys, The Naked Dress Style Trend, and Prince Harry's Royal Defiance
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Maureen is joined by Kinsey Schofield, host of "Kinsey Schofield Unfiltered" and together they deliver epic smackdowns to the celebrities who spewed their political views on the red carpet and in their acceptance speeches at the Emmys. They also slam the tasteless trend of the naked dress trend that was on display during New York Fashion Week and at other recent celebrity events. Then Kinsey gets real about Prince Harry and his recent meeting with Ukrainian President, Vladimir Zelensky. Dr. Gundry MCT Oil: Watch- Heart Surgeon Begs Americans: “Stop Doing This To Your Blueberries" Find Out here: https://TheHealthyFat.com/Nerve Masa Chips: Get 25% off your first order | Use code MAUREEN at https://MASAChips.com/MAUREEN Oxford Natural: To watch their full stories, scan the QR code on your screen or visit https://oxfordnatural.com/nerve/ to get 70% off your first order when you use code NERVE. SHOP NERVE MERCH - https://shopthenerve.com/
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Maureen Callahan
We all have that piece. You know the one, the thing that's so you. You've basically become known for it. And if you don't have yours yet, you'll find it on ebay. Let me put you on fashionistas.
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Kinsey Schofield
Ebay is where you'll find those.
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Maureen Callahan
One of a kind.
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Kinsey Schofield
Can't stop researching.
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Maureen Callahan
Stay up dreaming about pieces again and again. I'm talking that Miu Miu off the Runway red leather bomber, the Custo Barcelona top with the cowboy on it, or that Patagonia fleece in the 2017 colorway.
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Kinsey Schofield
All.
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Maureen Callahan
All these finds are on ebay, and they even offer millions of main character pieces backed by authenticity guarantee. Ebay is the place for pre loved and vintage fashion. Ebay, things people love.
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Kinsey Schofield
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We'll show it to you also on screen, and you can also access it with the QR code that you will see as well. Okay, let's get to it. We again, are so lucky to have a special guest helping us to recap, review, and resist the insanity and inanity we saw at the Emmys on Sunday. Yes. Kinsey Schofield, host of Kinsey Schofield Unfiltered. And if you haven't subscribed already, go over to Kinsey's channel and subscribe. It is beyond watchable. Nobody has the intel she's got on the Royals, for one. Okay, Kinsey will be here to discuss all of the wild stuff we were not able to get to on Emmy night. The looks, the winners, the losers. And trust me, we're not just talking awards. The after parties, the superstar who's been shunned and who skips the after parties. And yeah, we have to talk about the political statements because they are shoving them in our faces. In short, we have bodies upon bodies, bodies ready to be given entrance to the woodshed. After that, we're going to take a look at New York Fashion Week, which really passed without much notice, and, you know, that says a lot. But specifically, we are going to be talking about a new and pervasive, very strange trend that further proves to my mind, the fashion industry has entered its final death jiggle and is gone. It's a chicken or the egg thing, right? Who died first? Metaphorically, symbolically speaking, anyway. And then. And then we are going to get to the best part of any nerve. Your emails and feedback, plus our very special announcement. We can't wait. So let's go. Are you accidentally turning healthy fruits into unhealthy ones? It's more common than you might think. While fruit can be great for digestion, reducing bloating, and even supporting weight loss, many Americans make one major mistake that cancels out all of those benefits. Some fruits may actually harm your energy levels and your digestion. I came across a viral video from world renowned heart surgeon Dr. Steven Gundry, and he reveals in this video the three fruits to immediately avoid. It is shocking. You would have no idea. So if you cut these out, you will notice a difference. And we're going to put a link here for all of you to watch it. If you would like to see it, it is important. You can watch it@thehealthyfat.com nerve. That's thehealthyfat.com nerve. Dr. Gundry lost 70 pounds and has kept that off for over 20 years using this approach. His digestive issues are gone and he says he now feels better than he did in his 40s. More than 20 million people have watched his free presentation. So don't miss it. He explains exactly what to avoid and what to eat. Instead, watch it now@thehealthyfat.com nerve or click the link below. It could change the way you eat and feel forever. With me now is Kinsey Schofield. Kinsey, I am so excited to have you in the studio for the second time in one week. We are fresh off our Emmys live stream. And now it is time to do our recap of these repeat offenders. Before we get into it, I want to say that I heard all of you and I heard you asking why last week we here at the Nerve did not address the tragedy of Charlie Kirk and the loss of Charlie Kirk. And you know, I was of two minds about it because the Nerve here, our mission is really, to be a place where you come to just all of that stuff, you just leave it behind for a moment. We are your respite. We are supposed to be your oasis in the desert where you can take. Take your mind off of your troubles and just have some fun. I columned on him last week over at the Daily Mail, and I just want to say and reiterate that what a tragic, tragic, needless senseless loss of life. And our sympathies are with all of his family members, his wife, his two children, his friends, his colleagues, everyone who admired him, who knew him either through his work or personally. And, you know, we are really a politics free zone. But it's interesting because as we go into our Emmy recap, you know, these people brought politics onto that Emmy stage, onto that red carpet, into their pressers. After winning, we've got a newly minted fave of Hamas we're gonna get to. And it's worth mentioning that of every political statement or button or handbag or accessory donned last night, not one single person mentioned the name Charlie Kirk. Right.
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Maureen Callahan
That's why we're doing it now. A force for good. Stolen from all of us.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah. But, you know, nonetheless, not worth mentioning, apparently, in that room or on that.
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Maureen Callahan
Carpet, because let's celebrate terrorism.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah. It is upside down, world. It is upside down. I mean, this is. Okay, our first. Our first offender who actually, you know, I was just talking to someone before we got on to join you guys, who said, you know, the deal with Hannah Einbinder, who won for playing Ava Daniels on Hacks. That show is all Jean smart, if you ask me. Okay, that show is all Jean smart. She said, you know, Hannah won for playing herself because if she had any range, she'd be booking jobs left and right. And that is the truth. So Hannah Einbinder wins for. I believe it was best supporting actress for Hacks, and she gets up and decides to deliver this little nugget. Here we go.
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Maureen Callahan
I just want to say, finally.
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Kinsey Schofield
Go birds, Ice and free Palestine. Thank you. Oh, she's walking off so proud of herself. F ice and free Palestine.
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Maureen Callahan
Kinsey, bisexual, outspoken, willing to be half naked. Hamas would eat you for lunch. You're such a stupid bitch.
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Kinsey Schofield
She's also Jewish, is she not?
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Maureen Callahan
She's Jewish, yes, she's Jewish. But I mean, who would know watching that?
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Kinsey Schofield
So there are. She was one of a cohort of actors and actresses last night wearing a little red pin, and you might have heard us talking about or, like, quite questioning it on the live stream. We Were like, what is that thing? Because it was so small as to be indecipherable. And I wonder if that is by design, literally and metaphorically. Now, Hannah, who I suspect Jean Smart really cannot stand, I suspect this is the case. As my friend backstage was saying, her theory is Jean works it all out on the show. And when her character is reaming Ava Daniels out for her Jennifer generational and intellectual fraud asty, that's the real, that's Gene's real, you know, feelings. I, I, I, I like it as a working theory. So anyway, Jean is standing next to Hannah while she's doing her victory lap backstage and she's asked by the media why and how it is she is supporting Hamas in essence. Here we go. An issue that's really close to my heart. If you're listening, her entire top half is blurred out because her shoulders are bare.
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Maureen Callahan
As a Jewish person, to distinguish Jews from the state of Israel because our religion and our culture is such an important.
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Kinsey Schofield
Can you do that? And long standing important, basically, like.
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Maureen Callahan
Institution. Institutions.
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Kinsey Schofield
Institutions and like. And okay, so as she's struggling, not since Meghan Markle was asked, what's the one thing about you you wish people would know? And she looked to the heavens and went, has a celebrity struggled to get an answer out thoughtfully and succinctly. Okay, she should have known this was coming. But we're looking at her blurred out because Hamas saw this clip and loved it. So do you think these are just meaningless award ceremonies with like dummy celebrities who aren't really causing any harm with their bullshit? Not. So Hamas took that clip and they're circulating it on their media platforms and their social media. But they blurred out the top of her because she's wearing a shoulderless dress, one sleeved. And you cannot see her shoulders and you cannot see her boobs, which are just like covered up under a gown. And you can't see her goddamn button either, because that had to get blurred out. Even though it's in support of Hamas.
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Maureen Callahan
It is ridiculous. Yeah, like they are using you as a vehicle over there. They are saying, look, we're influencing the Americans. Look, we are converting people. She is so stupid. And I am so thoroughly disappointed. The Kardashian voice. And I'm trying to figure out what I should say. If you're gonna make a statement like that, come prepared with and figures when you get back in front of all that media and all those cameras. I also love that she has taken it upon herself to speak for the Jewish community that she, you know, she is the figurehead that wants to make sure that everybody knows that the state of Israel is not a representation. The state of Israel that allows her to work. And I mean, basically Israel. And what Israel has done in the past is the reason she's able to comfortably live in the United States and work as basically a court gesture and just be the silly person on TV that memorizes lines and delivers them. I just think it's infuriating and so disappointing. I wanted to love her. I love Tax.
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Kinsey Schofield
So this brain trust would have us know that you can separate Jews from the Jewish state. I don't think she's looked at the flag recently. The flag of Israel. And secondly, she openly identifies as bisexual. And honey, Hamas would throw you off the nearest rooftop, and then they would stone you and then they would gang rape you for good measure, and then they would cut your body apart and play with your dismembered breasts like they did to their Jewish Victims on October.
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Maureen Callahan
7Th and stream it on the Internet like they did stream it on the Internet.
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Kinsey Schofield
So good luck with your support of Hamas. Why don't you maybe go take a tour of Gaza?
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Maureen Callahan
Well, that's. She says the reason she's doing it is because she has friends in Gaza. Well, then get your butt on a plane and go over there yourself. You know, I have friends in Gaza.
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Kinsey Schofield
I'm sure you do. I'm so sure you do. Name them. Name them. Okay. This is. You know what? Kinsey. You know, this is kind of another nerve first, because I'm not used to having, like, a fellow commentator at the desk and the vibe I'm feeling, and I kind of wish I had my devil horns right now, but spiritually, they're always with me, you know? Do you ever watch Access Hollywood with Mario and Kit and, like, they do it. They do a middle of the day show, like an out. Like, there's always these hot updates that, you know, it's like if you're. If you're hospitalized, you're subjected to watching this. But I feel like we are like the real deal version. Like, we're the flip side of, like, the Access Hollywood where, like, we are talking about the Emmys, but the real story, not the garbage you're gonna get on Access Hollywood where they're gonna be like, wow, was it Stephen Colbert's speech? Great. Okay. It was not. Let's take. We're gonna break this into two parts. Stephen won for, like, best late night host or whatever. So let's look at the first part of this speech. Thank you.
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Maureen Callahan
Thank you.
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Kinsey Schofield
For. Thank you for this honor. I want to thank CBS for giving us the privilege to be part of the late night tradition which I hope.
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Maureen Callahan
Continues long after we're no longer doing this show.
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Kinsey Schofield
Well, Stephen, it's not going to because not only did they cancel you, they said that you basically killed off the late night franchise. They said they're not doing it anymore because like what, his show costs $200 million a year to produce and loses 60 million?
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Maureen Callahan
Right. Just the return on investment isn't there. And I think we've had this conversation for the last few years. Late night's not. Remember how sweet Johnny Carson was? I mean, I think he was an, you know, a bad word behind the scenes when you, when you.
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Kinsey Schofield
Bad word behind the scenes.
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Maureen Callahan
But when you watch Johnny Carson, you had no idea how he voted. He took potshots at everybody and it was literally just an escape before bed. You could get lost and you could laugh. And that is not what late night is anymore. Now they are preaching at you and they're overly critical to the point of cruelty to a very specific political scene. So it's just not the same thing anymore. I think that aside from being ridiculously expensive, the experience is gone.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah, he's not funny. He's not funny. He's a big scold. He's a big, you know, basically what these people are doing, the Stephen Colbert's of the world, the Jimmy Fallon's of the world, is they are telling more than half of their would be audience that they think you're stupid and they're going to keep banging that drum. Now I, my, I have a theory about Stephen Colbert. And after we see the second part of his completely unselfaware speech, I guess the humiliation of getting canceled and your overlords at CBS telling you the day before your next show, I think they gave him like 24 hours notice. I guess that humiliation didn't sting enough or land enough or have the intended effect because Stephen Colbert is still completely outer limits. Let's take a look at this part of his speech. Ten years ago in September of 2015, Spike Jones stopped by my office and said, hey, what do you want this show to be? Name drop? And I said, ah, Spike, I don't know how you could do it, but I kind of like to do a late night show, you know, a late night comedy show that was about love. And I don't know if I ever figured that out. But at a certain point, and you can guess what that point was, I realized that in some ways we were doing A late night comedy show about loss. And that's related to love. Because sometimes you only truly know how much you love something when you get a sense that you might be losing it. And 10 years later, like your show 2025. My friends, I have never loved my country more desperately. God bless America.
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Maureen Callahan
Stay strong, be brave.
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Kinsey Schofield
And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy and punch a higher floor.
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Maureen Callahan
These people are so annoying.
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Kinsey Schofield
First of all, Stephen Colbert has no business quoting Prince. Do not go near my beloved Prince.
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Maureen Callahan
You offend us.
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Kinsey Schofield
And he wasn't talking about the likes of you. Yeah, so first, I love the needless name drop. You know, I was starting my show, Spike Jones swung by my office and I said, spike, you know, I don't know what kind of show I wanted late. I want to do a late night show that's about love.
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Maureen Callahan
And that's why I brought up the Prince William Catherine affair rumors. Because that's so loving to be the dick that while a woman is dealing privately with cancer in the background, you're stirring the shit potential and accusing her husband of having an affair with one of their family's best friends. That's so loving. Stephen Colbert. Thank you.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah, it is very Christian. It's very Catholic of him. And then he goes, but then I realized I was doing a show about loss. First of all, if you again, you wanna wonder why your show was canceled, it's supposed to be a late night comedy show that puts America to bed after they've worked 12 hours a day, struggle to pay their bills, pack their kids lunches, make dinner, get them bathed, get them to bed, and then maybe, maybe have an hour to themselves. But you think you want to do a show about loss. And my theory about Stephen Colbert is this. Stephen Colbert is stuck in the gear of, like, tragedy porn. He is. He is stuck in the gear of the losses he suffered as a young man. He lost several family members in a plane crash and this is his gear. And I sense a lot of rage under that. Like, very otherwise placid. I'm just your friendly middle aged man from New Jersey demeanor. I do, I do. I think it's dark under there.
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Maureen Callahan
Well, they go post a podcast with Brian Williams about sad things, but this is not the venue for you.
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Kinsey Schofield
No, no, no. I think Stephen will start a podcast and he'll maybe start a sub stack, but probably really a podcast. He'll try to replicate Conan o' Brien's success. I don't think he will. No, no. Because Conan o' Brien had a real fan base that felt very loyal towards him. And Conan o' Brien can laugh at himself. And he's.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah, he's hilarious. He also loves Elvis.
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Kinsey Schofield
Oh, does he? I didn't know that.
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Maureen Callahan
He's a part of our tribe.
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Kinsey Schofield
Amazing. He's Irish. Because he's not Irish. I'm Irish. But, yeah, you know, Stephen Colbert cannot laugh at himself. And, you know, again, like, how, like, read the room. So he goes, now I love my country more desperately than ever. And, you know, because I've lost my show because of Donald Trump. You lost your show because you're not funny. Right.
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Maureen Callahan
And math. You lost your show because of math.
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Kinsey Schofield
Accounting. Accounting. Okay, now we're going to move on to the wholesome post of this year's Emmys. The clean comic Nate Bargetzi and I caught a lot of shit from you guys, you know, and it's cool. We can agree to disagree. But he flopped. He flopped. Okay, so the Hollywood Reporter going to quote a bit from their review. Oh, my God, this is. I'm so glad we missed this while we were drinking and just laughing our asses off over at our live stream. So apparently, at the beginning of the show, Nate threw down a challenge. This is from the Hollywood Reporter review. He announced that I love people who publicly announce their charitable acts. I love them. They're always doing it for the right reasons. He announced he was donating $100,000 to the boys and Girls Clubs of America, but that any acceptance speeches at the Emmys pushing longer than 45 seconds would cause that pot to diminish and that shorter speeches could restore some of that money. What an asshole. This is not your night.
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Maureen Callahan
I'm stressed, like, thinking about having to keep up with that. I get. Yeah. No, I. Okay. But it also shows who the real jerks are, with Hannah being one of them, because she was the first one to go over.
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Kinsey Schofield
Well, she said, I'll make up the difference. She did say she would make up the difference. So, you know, I mean, point on the board for Hannah, I guess. And Hamas.
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Maureen Callahan
And Hamas. And Hamas.
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Kinsey Schofield
Hamas. That's some money you're not getting. Sorry. Just got to put it in Nate's pocket so he can write it off on his taxes next year for his charitable donations. Now, New York Magazine review Bargettsi as host in general, all over the place, barely funny, under rehearsed. I mean, that you've got weeks and weeks to rehearse for that stuff. He should have known this inside and out, uncommitted to his own bits, and clearly having trouble with the teleprompter. He turned in a poor performance. This may well be consistent with his quote unquote successful milquetoast comic schtick, but his master of ceremonies for television's biggest night, woefully inadequate. Rolling Stone also spanked. Nate Bargetzi spent the rest of his time as host freezing, dropping jokes entirely and. And generally looking lost. Maybe he should have dreamed up a better rehearsal. Now, the same thing with this hundred thousand dollars donation there was. So Rolling Stone went into this whole thing, but this is my whole. This, to me, is like the problem with the guy who said at the CBS Sunday Morning interview he did, like a week ago, that his ultimate goal, Kinsey, is he's going to build a theme park to himself. For. For our purposes.
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Maureen Callahan
Thank God. Thank God.
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Kinsey Schofield
You know, Kinsey, he can't. He can't go to every club in every city in every state. So let's build a theme park to oneself and let everyone experience the magic of Nate Bargetzi.
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Maureen Callahan
I mean, just do a Britney residency in Vegas. I don't really think we need to erect an entire roller coaster for Nate.
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Kinsey Schofield
Nate could never do a residency, Kinsey, because he's a clean comic and Vegas is Sin City.
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Maureen Callahan
That's true. That puts us in a predicament.
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Kinsey Schofield
Also, just to put an exclamation point on the end of that sentence, Rolling Stone called Barghetz hosting inadequacies as emotional porn, like using the Boys and Girls Club of America. And that donation is like, yeah, again, it's not a telephone.
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Maureen Callahan
Right.
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Kinsey Schofield
But I just think he was trying to make himself look like such a great guy.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah, okay, well, he was trying to do so. He was trying to stand out because he knows that ultimately he can't compete with some of the best hosts. When we think about some of the best hosts, it. It has been, oh, my gosh, Billy Crystal. Do you remember?
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Kinsey Schofield
Great point. Yes. You know, and also really worked clean for the most part. Yeah.
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Maureen Callahan
You know, I think he knew he couldn't compete and this was his way of trying to stand out, but it just wasn't. It didn't hit the mark.
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Kinsey Schofield
Didn't hit the mark. Now, Javier Bardem, I'm dying to know. We're going to take a look at him, this bad boy on the red carpet. Not only is he wearing an artist for cease fire pin, we're going to get to the origin story of that, but he is also wearing a keffiya. And my question is, who designed the keffiyeh? Is it Prada? Is it Chanel? Is it Louis Vuitton or is it more likely Amazon Prime?
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Maureen Callahan
Oh my gosh, I think it's Amazon Prime. It's giving Amazon Prime. Joan Rivers would have had a field day with this man.
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Kinsey Schofield
Joan Rivers would have crucified him. He would have run screaming the other way. Are you kidding me? Now? Has Javier ever played gay?
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Maureen Callahan
I am. I have to tell you something.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah.
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Maureen Callahan
I get Javier mixed up with Jeffrey Dean Morgan on a religious basis. Like they have the same face. And so I couldn't tell you. But what I will say is I hope Jeffrey Dean Morgan takes every job from Javier from here on out.
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Kinsey Schofield
100%. Great point. You know, you know who I think has the same face, but you would never mistake them because their hair color is completely different? Benicio Del Toro and Brad Pitt. Oh, same face.
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Maureen Callahan
I thought you were going to go with like nevermind, but yes, I can see that now.
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Kinsey Schofield
Okay, well, there was an open letter written to the quote unquote, Red Hand supporters who, you know, the actors, producers, that entire cohort wearing this red pin as they really went full Zoolander, full blue steel on the red carpet, like Gaza, ceasefire, human slaughter. Yeah, and also be sure to get my ass that I've been working on in Pilates for these many months. This is an open letter written by an organization called the Brigade, a pro Israel, pro Jewish organization. To the Red Hand supporters, we turned the other cheek when you pinned a symbol of Jewish murder to your awards lapels. We took the high road when you cried for a ceasefire that already existed before Hamas shattered it on October 7th. But today we will not be silent. That pin is no symbol of peace. It is the emblem of Jewish bloodshed. In 2000, Palestinian terrorists in Ramallah lynched two innocent Israelis, ripped them apart limb by limb. I believe they disemboweled them. That's my aside. Then held up their blood soaked hands, which I am sure again were dismembered to a cheering mob. That infamous image, the blood soaked hand, the hand that is on that pin is now your ceasefire badge. Ceasefire in quotes, as it should be. And on the very day it was discovered that the Bebus babies, innocent Jewish children, were strangled to death by the terrorists bare hands. You asked Hollywood to wear it with pride. Is this ignorance or is this deliberate, calculated malice?
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Maureen Callahan
Oh my gosh. I can't. I could. I could not answer that. I want to assume it's ignorance. I want to assume that they are just so stupid.
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Kinsey Schofield
I just, you know, I. I've spoken about this before. I watched the October 7th footage that was put together in a short film by the idf. And whoever put that together deserves all the awards because it does tell a story. And once you see what the terrorists did to the Jewish people and other innocents caught up in October 7th, you can never unsee it, and there's zero justification for it. So let's look at Megan Stalter on the red carpet. Okay, this bit, this bitch from Hacks shows up on the red carpet in a white T shirt, in blue jeans, a black belt, an Artist for Ceasefire pin, and on her handbag, what looks to me like a homemade Ceasefire sign that looks like it's taped on there. Her stylist. Her stylist is Jordan Johnson.
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Maureen Callahan
Jordan, they want credit for that. I would be like, could you just not mention me? Sorry. Here's your American Eagle jeans. Could you just not mention me?
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Kinsey Schofield
Now, first of all, before we take a look, let's take a look at Megan Stalter's interview on the red carpet and then we'll, we'll address this on the other side. First of all, I'm sure a lot of people are asking, but the look, please, I don't want to get recognized tonight. So I'm, I'm trying, I'm trying to do a more low key look. I don't.
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Maureen Callahan
I.
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Kinsey Schofield
It's really overwhelming because I'm a huge megastar now, so it's really hard when.
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Maureen Callahan
People come up to me.
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Kinsey Schofield
So I thought maybe the glasses and like a more casual look, which be like, yeah, any of this design, is.
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Maureen Callahan
It just like, you know what?
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Kinsey Schofield
I'm grabbing this out of my closet and going, it's designer. It's Hanes and Levi's. That's it. Those are designers. Yes, they are actually perfect.
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Maureen Callahan
You have Ceasefire here.
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Kinsey Schofield
You're wearing the pin as well. Why was it important for you to.
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Maureen Callahan
Have both of those as a part of your look tonight?
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Kinsey Schofield
Well, it's important for people with a platform to speak out. And it's the most important thing in the world to have peace. And, you know, I, I can't get it out, Megan. And I feel like it's. What are you saying, though? Anything about my look, whether I was in a big gown or jeans, I feel like it's really important to speak out about those things that are really. About what? About what? What are you speaking out about, you bitch?
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Maureen Callahan
Well, first of all, why is Hamas not sharing this video? Is it because she's a member of the itty bitty titty committee and she didn't find a proper bra because she's not attractive. I don't know.
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Kinsey Schofield
Is it? First of all, Hamas would still take issue with you, sister, because you're showing three quarters of your arms. You have a terrible foundation garment on. As discussed on the Emmy's live stream, we can see bits of your breasts pushing out of your bra. The red lipstick would get you stoned in a heartbeat. Heartbeat.
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Maureen Callahan
I am so disappointed. Like, we had this conversation during the Emmy's livestream, but, like, I want to love these. I want to love these actors because I love the content. I love the, you know, the characters that they play. And I specifically liked her on Hacks. And then you realize that these. You know, it's hard, but you have to realize that these people are not the characters they play, and they really have absolutely no business having this platform that we've created for them. We created this platform, and we should take it away. We need to stop watching these award shows. We need to, you know, if we don't like what is. If. If a streamer is creating some sort of propaganda or. And I'm not. I'm not. I'm for free speech, of course, but we can vote with our money, of course. And that's the only way we can. We can make change.
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Kinsey Schofield
Very well said, Kinsey. Very well said things.
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Maureen Callahan
All the things I just needed to say the thing about the thing.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah. And by the way, Meghan, you're wrong that it's not the most important thing to speak out about something you can't articulate. The most important thing is owning your story. Ask Meghan Markle. The most important thing in the world is owning your story. Because when you own your story, you can anchor into your own knowing. Okay, so wise up. Next. This is a look I really am dying to talk to you about. Kinsey. Sorry, where's my brain Today? Jenna Ortega on the red carpet. Jenna Ortega is wearing Givenchy by Sarah Burton. Sarah Burton, who was Alexander McQueen's number two for a very long time and then took over the house after he died by suicide. And who designed Catherine, Princess of Wales's wedding dress.
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Maureen Callahan
Wedding dress.
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Kinsey Schofield
That's Sarah Burton. Sarah Burton did this look. It's called broken chandelier. And the top, front and back are these multicolored gemstones, pearls, and crystals. And I, hands down, love it. To me, this is my top look of the night. What are your thoughts?
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Maureen Callahan
My. Well, I feel like maybe it's not the most. I get met Gala.
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Kinsey Schofield
Oh, you know, that's a great. That's a great.
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Maureen Callahan
I get met Gala, but I Didn't. I felt like she stood out like a sore thumb, and not in the best way possible, but, you know, she's young. She's it right now. And maybe. I mean, maybe that this was just her way to cause a scene. I mean, she's everywhere. Wednesdays blowing up on Netflix, and she's in a bunch of new movies.
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Kinsey Schofield
Maybe take a little bit of the oxygen away from Sydney Sweeney.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah, maybe. Well, never in my heart, I've. I'm. I've. I've turned full Sydney Sweeney.
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Kinsey Schofield
I know. I know you have. We'll talk about it.
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Maureen Callahan
I've converted.
- [33:04]
Kinsey Schofield
Talk about it.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah, I think. I didn't. I didn't love this. I feel like it's something fun that I would have loved at the Met Gala. On this carpet, we talk, you know, black, cream, and red. It almost just stood out in a negative way to me.
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Kinsey Schofield
It's very. It's very interesting. The color palette that dominated that night, I think what I appreciate, because it's.
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Maureen Callahan
The nerve colors, you guys.
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Kinsey Schofield
Are we. Are we infiltrating? Are we. Are we. Are we really?
- [33:30]
Maureen Callahan
You're such an influencer.
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Kinsey Schofield
Are we. Are we speaking to the. To the. To the infidels in Hollywood right now? The ones who are the quiet, like, are pushing back against this bullshit. Okay, let's take a look at Michelle Williams in Chanel. Stylist Kate Young. Kate is a huge, very important A list. A list stylist. She is wearing vintage silk Chanel. It's embellished with layers of bias cut chiffon, and it's embellished with pearls. I have to say, to me, this looks like a giant assemblage of dust racks.
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Maureen Callahan
Right. I feel like people had her best interests. Like, it's almost like, who's a bigger star than Michelle? Maybe somebody was like, look, we just have to get Michelle Williams out the door because we've got the girl from Wednesday coming in next, and we've got to throw the Givenchy on her. Like, I just don't feel like Michelle had the right. The right entourage around her this evening.
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Kinsey Schofield
I have a story as to why that may be gone. I have a friend who works in the industry, and he told me a story about Michelle, her hair and makeup team. It was a new hairstylist working with her at her house before an awards ceremony or an event in New York City. And Michelle sat silently while this hairstylist that was new to her worked on her and the makeup person. And when they finished, she stood up and she turned to them and she said, do you really think I look good like this? Do you really think I should be going to an event and being photographed looking like this? Get out. Oh, no. So when you see celebrities looking like that, that's their team effing hating their guts.
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Maureen Callahan
I had a bad makeup incident like that. It was for a Warhol event, which you would appreciate. And. And I looked crazy. And you know what I did? I smiled and I said thank you so much. And I paid and I went over to Mac Cosmetics in a different city and I had them redo my face. And I never said anything about it. It's be a decent person.
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Kinsey Schofield
Exactly.
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Maureen Callahan
I mean that your friend shared that story with you because they were traumatized by that experience. That it's.
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Kinsey Schofield
Well, it didn't happen to my friends.
- [35:49]
Maureen Callahan
Well, somebody was traumatized in that world.
- [35:52]
Kinsey Schofield
They all talk to each other. Yeah.
- [35:53]
Maureen Callahan
And so that stuck with somebody. Be a decent human being. The ungodly amount of money these people are paid to memorize lines and make out with strangers. Just be a decent human being. I mean, your job is not that hard. Michelle Williams.
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Kinsey Schofield
I'm sorry, is it any wonder so many of these people support actual terrorists? Okay, we have to run through a few more of these because we have a lot to get to with you, Kinsey before we have to say goodbye to you. Which is very sad. But we'll see you again. Sydney Sweeney. Sydney Sweeney is wearing custom Oscar de la Renta. Her stylist is Molly Dixon. This is a scarlet crepe backed satin gown with a draped bow neckline and Lorraine Schwartz jewels. She is wearing 120 carats worth of diamonds. Now this was my second look of the night. And this is as discussed on the live stream. To me it's giving Marilyn Monroe. It's giving old school Hollywood glamour sex bomb. Fully committing and fully knowing exactly the image she wants to put out there.
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Maureen Callahan
And a woman that is kind to her hair and makeup team and her dressers because she never leaves with a hair out of place. Do we ever. Unless she's in a movie where she's supposed to look tore up from the floor up. Does she ever not look impeccable?
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Kinsey Schofield
That's a great point. Now I. In thinking about this over the past few hours, do you think Sydney Sweeney might have been making a statement in doubling down by wearing red?
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Maureen Callahan
Oh girl, I love that idea.
- [37:28]
Kinsey Schofield
Those of you who tried to cancel me over my American Eagle campaign, those of you who are trying to cancel me because you're saying I'm MAGA adjacent and or My family is maga f you.
- [37:40]
Maureen Callahan
I think that you. I think we're going too deep here. I think she just looked like a hot number. But I'm gonna.
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Kinsey Schofield
I'm gonna. I'm gonna stick with my work.
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Maureen Callahan
I love it. I love it.
- [37:49]
Kinsey Schofield
You know, the royals are always telling stories with everything from their jewelry to.
- [37:53]
Maureen Callahan
Their black sheep sweaters. That's true.
- [37:56]
Kinsey Schofield
Black sheep sweater. Exactly. Okay, quick look at Leslie Bibb late of you're such a badass. To one Jenna Bush Hager in an Armani Prive. A black velvet plunging sweetheart neckline with silver beading. Cardi b beading not beating like Cartier jewels. What? I thought this was ill fitting on her.
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Maureen Callahan
It was fine. But you know what? You said something, like, so interesting last night or on. During the Emmy night about how she's having her moment. Do you remember her on the CW show, Popular? She really is having her moment. I mean, she was on television. She started her television career 20, 30 years ago. This is the most attention she's ever received. I know she was like Ricky Bobby's wife in Talladega. Nice and everything, but really, she has struggled. She's worked so hard. So she's. We're not. She's gonna keep forcing herself down our throats until the. Until the new season of White Lotus, I imagine.
- [38:52]
Kinsey Schofield
Well, she needs to really dial it back because it's giving desperation.
- [38:57]
Maureen Callahan
It's giving Meghan Markle, God love her.
- [38:59]
Kinsey Schofield
Yeah. By the way, Meghan Markle wasn't there last night. And we're gonna get to that. We're gonna run through a few other looks really quickly. Adam Brody, star of Nobody wants this outlier theory. I'll discuss it when season two drops. I think that the hot rabbi is bad news.
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Maureen Callahan
Oh, my gosh. Are you.
- [39:15]
Kinsey Schofield
Yes, I do.
- [39:16]
Maureen Callahan
I disagree with you because I. You know, I'll listen to your theory when you. When you release the full. But to me, I love the show because it's about community. It's like a positive look on the Jewish Jewish faith and not getting a lot of that right now. I mean, how many people stood up last night between their buttons and their acceptance speeches and stomped on the Jewish faith and the community? I think it's such a sweet story about, you know, love, but also the sacrifices you make for love and how strong faith and community, how just important it is to society.
- [39:56]
Kinsey Schofield
I take that all. I do take that all. I'm just saying, like, bad boyfriend material. Oh, I'd like my theory.
- [40:02]
Maureen Callahan
I lick him in the face.
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Kinsey Schofield
He's in. He's in custom Prada, looking like a 70s, you know, prom date who maybe, maybe date rape adjacent. Okay, Now, Lisa from White Lotus, also from blackpink. She is wearing custom levee tulle ribbons off the shoulder sleeves with a heart shaped neckline, pink sapphire jewelry from Bulgari's Serpenty line. I loved this look. This look to me seemed so hard. Like whoever the actual craftspeople, the artisans who made this dress, this dress looks like cotton candy. It looks like sculptural cotton candy. I just loved it.
- [40:44]
Maureen Callahan
I love it because it seems to be such a reflection of her personality, which is bubbly and sweet and like Bill from Brooklyn kept saying, act like you're happy to be here. Could you just be grateful?
- [40:55]
Kinsey Schofield
It's so true.
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Maureen Callahan
And that's what we saw. And I. That felt like it was reflected in her outfit.
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Kinsey Schofield
Agreed. I love that interpretation, Kinsey. Okay, next to one of our repeat offenders, Walton Goggins. No looking like, again, a slimy gigolo. Here we're going to look at this video. He's on the red carpet in custom Louis Vuitton. My sympathies to the tailors who had to measure this guy and put their hands on him. Here he is kissing his wife. It seems like she's asking him, please, like, give me a kiss. Give me a kiss, like, show the world, like, we're good after. We all know you probably banged your co star in White Lotus for days. Allegedly on end. Allegedly. Reportedly, Just my opinion. And he kisses her and then he turns, slowly, wipes his mouth, sanitized, sanitized himself, and then turned to give his full attention when to his one true love, the camera lens.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah. I don't look at this outfit and think, that's a man who's going to the Emmys. I look at this outfit and think, that man has bought more than one plan B pill in the last six months.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yes, yes. Unless he's been snipped. His wife may have insisted because she.
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Maureen Callahan
Knows, she knows better safe than sorry.
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Kinsey Schofield
Sarah Paulson and Marc Jacobs. This is a fall 2019 look. Vintage. Yeah. There's a reason you don't see. Listen, there are collections Marc Jacobs has done that I have loved. Like he did this one. Maybe it was his most recent that I really love. Full of exaggerated silhouettes. But there's a reason you don't see celebrities wear a lot of Marc Jacobs on the red carpet. He is not a red carpet carpet designer. What do you think?
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Maureen Callahan
I agree with you. When I think of Marc Jacobs, I think of Lauren Conrad from the Hills.
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Kinsey Schofield
Oh, yeah.
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Maureen Callahan
She loved Marc Jacobs like that. It's just so much of a throwback. I wear Marc Jacobs glasses. I will say that every day. But, yeah, I don't really see him as a red carpet. No offense, Marc Jacobs. And by the way, your facelift is amazing.
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Kinsey Schofield
Okay, a positive note. I think we're gonna end on Megan Fahey. We wanted to get to her on the Emmy livestream and we just weren't able to. She is wearing Valentino, accessorizing with Tiffany & Co. Jewelry. I loved this look. I think there are very few younger. I mean, I believe she's in her early 30s, so, you know, by Hollywood standards, she's out to pasture. But I really do believe there are very few younger actresses who really lean into old Hollywood glamour, who really lean into just being beautiful and making a statement on the red carpet. And this one is a very hard one to pull off without looking tacky. I mean, you could never put a Kardashian in anything like this. And I think she just looked stunning.
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Maureen Callahan
She did. You're right. It's class. You look at her and you go, oh, she's classy. And she looked. I even love, like the Tiffany jewelry. I think that she is going to continue. Her star's gonna continue to rise because she's playing the game very well.
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Kinsey Schofield
Very much so. Oh, I. Okay, sorry. I saw this and I had to add it to the end. This is somebody I don't know, but I saw this red carpet thing and my mind went one place. Okay, this is Joella from RuPaul's Drag Race dressed as a labo boo le bobo.
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Maureen Callahan
I mean, I keep reading that these are demons. So I'm concerned. I mean, I guess we do expect a demon on a red carpet in.
- [44:37]
Kinsey Schofield
Hollywood and it's furry adjacent, if not full furry. And if you're unaware of what a.
- [44:44]
Maureen Callahan
Furry is, don't Google it unless you're using some sort of protection. Private.
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Kinsey Schofield
I'm just going to say it, Kinsey, because we're a non safe space. Furries are a subset of people, they have conventions who become sexually aroused dressing like stuffed animals.
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Maureen Callahan
Well, she said it.
- [45:05]
Kinsey Schofield
So, I mean, there is a. There is a saved you a Google. Saved you a Google. So yes, there's a demonology happening here. Just saying now. Thank you. Jennifer Coolidge.
- [45:17]
Maureen Callahan
She.
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Kinsey Schofield
I saw this on the Daily Mail this morning. The beloved Jennifer Coolidge, who throughout three seasons of White Lotus was just this sort of north star of that show. She is, quote, slammed by, woke Bob after Learning that she supports Charlie Kirk. A few Instagram comments quote, I'm done with Jennifer Coolidge after this. Shaking my head. Please tell me this isn't real. Okay, this one hurts. Another one. Another. The gays have lost another white blonde, middle aged woman. Jennifer Coolidge was following Charlie Kirk on Instagram. She's well rid of the likes of you guys. Okay? And then this was followed by a Sydney Sweeney Daily Mail headline that Sydney Sweeney skips all after parties amid reports she is alienated and or shunned over her American Eagle campaign after she. She presented Owen Cooper with the best supporting actor. These are two true winners. If you have not seen Adolescents, this kid, Owen Cooper, I don't think since Jody Foster or Christian Bale we have seen more of a. Of a young prodigy. This kid has a huge important career ahead of him if he wants it. Adolescence, I cannot recommend it highly enough, but they. Again, Sydney Sweeney, she's Persona non. She's gonna. She's one of the few young stars who can actually help save Hollywood and they're treating her like this.
- [46:41]
Maureen Callahan
But do you really think that that happened or do you think she thought, I've got better things to do, I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna put my eye mask on, I'm gonna kick my feet up and I'm gonna make money. I'm making money. I'm making money. Money left and right. I mean, she is a busy actress. The last one of the last times I looked, she had, I think 11 new projects on.
- [46:58]
Kinsey Schofield
Really?
- [46:58]
Maureen Callahan
DB we're about to come out. So maybe she just doesn't need it. She doesn't need more pictures and maybe she doesn't need the drama.
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Kinsey Schofield
You know what else I'm guessing? I'm guessing she did not want to risk her photo being accidentally taken next to one of these assholes wearing a dead Israelis palm print on their pin.
- [47:16]
Maureen Callahan
I mean, that's a very good suggestion as well.
- [47:20]
Kinsey Schofield
All right, we cleaned up that. Yeah, cleaned up that trash.
- [47:22]
Maureen Callahan
Okay, good about it.
- [47:23]
Kinsey Schofield
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Maureen Callahan
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Maureen Callahan
Well, I thought of you when I read this article because I, you know, you see right through the, you know what the BS he talks to The Guardian, he's in Ukraine. He says he's in Ukraine to help veterans through the Invictus Games, but meets with Zelensky for some reason, against the British government suggestion. The British government specifically asked Zelensky not to meet with him, but they run off and have a little private time together. The one quote that stood out to me throughout this interview with the Guardian is he repeats Meghan Markle's mantra, telling the truth is the most effective way to live. He says, just stick to the truth. Meghan told him. Who would be stupid enough to lie? Well, clearly these two, because he claims that he didn't do anything wrong. He said, I don't believe that I aired my dirty laundry in public. It was a difficult message. Spare and the Netflix series, but I did it in the best way possible. My conscience is clear. He insisted that speaking out wasn't a matter of stubbornness. It is having principles. I don't even think you could spell it if he wanted to. It's not about revenge, it's about accountability. That is directly an assault on Prince William. If you. You cannot have reconciliation before the truth. And he says the book is a series of corrections to stories already out there. Well, we didn't know about a physical fight between you and your brother that broke a dog pole and a tacky necklace. So, I mean, and that's one of many revelations. What is correcting the narrative in spare. When you talk about how your brother no longer looks like your mother and he's going balding and he's losing his good looks or, like, the copious amounts of todger talk. I mean, that's not. That. That is factually not true. So I, you know, I was really turned off by all of the praise for him throughout the UK trip, meeting with all these different charities. Oh, he got such a big win when he met with his dad. But he's blown it all up with this one interview, refusing to take accountability and pushing this. This telling the truth. I bet you could list three lies off the top of your head right now between Harry and Meghan. At least.
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Kinsey Schofield
At least. First of all, to Prince William's looks. Prince William as a young man was gorgeous. And then he sort of went through an awkward young, like, older man phase. But I find him now in middle age, like. Like the. He has an energy that I find very attractive. And that energy is, do not F with me. Yeah, I am fit. I am in fighting shape. And don't F with me. I'm the future king. Whereas Harry constantly gives off this beta Energy of defensive crouch. I'm afraid of my wife. My balls are in her pocket. Here's how. Harry also really just blew up any potential reconciliation. If the British government is saying to Zelensky, please do not meet with this doofus, there is no way that King Charles did not deliver that message personally. Please do not do this. You are no longer a working royal. You are not dialed in to what we are doing or not doing. It is not your place to go meet with the head of a country that is on the brink of like, it's not your place. But he goes and he does it. He cannot help himself. And so just keep digging that grave, Harry. Digging that grave.
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Maureen Callahan
He's such a moron. And I loved this part, too. He says, there are certain elements of the press.
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Kinsey Schofield
Oh, is that us?
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Maureen Callahan
There are certain elements of the press that falsely claim that he is down or not smiling. He said, this comes from people who think they know what I'm thinking and how I'm feeling. They are wrong. I think part of the British press want to believe that I am miserable, but I am not. I'm very happy with who I am, and I like the life I live. And literally, in the next breath, he says he's had a very stressful four years.
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Kinsey Schofield
I've never been happier. And the past four years have been a firewalk. It cannot be both, right? It literally cannot. He is so dumb.
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Maureen Callahan
He's so dumb.
- [54:37]
Kinsey Schofield
He's such a dummy. Meghan Markle's already in a prison of her own making. I mean, you got to sit across from that guy every night and try to have a conversation. Can you imagine?
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Maureen Callahan
Oh, my gosh. I bet she's so miserable because. Well, at the same time. No, because this is the same woman that takes a camera crew to a bookstore. Like it. To have some meaningful conversation about books and is like, I don't really read. I can't tell you the last time I read a book like, what?
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Kinsey Schofield
Such a meaningful place to be.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah.
- [55:04]
Kinsey Schofield
Doing duolingo. I'm learning. I'm relearning French. I love Jeopardy.
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Maureen Callahan
I love Jeopardy.
- [55:10]
Kinsey Schofield
Now you know this again. You know, I was saying this is sort of on theme because Meghan Markle, who had not one, but two seasons, as she likes to tout, it's really season one, part A, part B of. Of her own show on Netflix. She could have been there as a presenter, but she. I mean, these people who embrace Hamas will not go near one. Meghan Markle says so much, doesn't it?
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Maureen Callahan
Oh, my God. I mean, from one terrorist to another, they're staying. The fact that they don't want Meghan Markle there says a lot. The fact that I can't believe she's not there. If I really felt like I had a future with Netflix, I would be representing the company anywhere I could be.
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Kinsey Schofield
I don't think she was invited.
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Maureen Callahan
I don't think she was invited. And I don't think she has a future with Netflix.
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Kinsey Schofield
I don't think she has much of a future in the culture except as just a person who we know, regrettably, and who's going to continue forcing herself upon us. But I don't. You know, we're done with podcasts. Netflix is done with them. Unless they can sell some other royal secrets. That's it. That's it.
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Maureen Callahan
Which is why Prince William wants nothing to do with his brother. And I wish that King Charles would listen to his eldest son, who has literally sacrificed his entire life for this institution.
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Kinsey Schofield
And it's going to save it. It's going to modernize it and save it. All right. So let's go to New York Fashion Week again, another place where Meghan Markle was conspicuously absent, even though she loves to think that she is a fashion leader and influencer. There's this new trend of actresses who are actual A list stars who I don't think need to be doing this, who have embraced the sort of trend of naked dressing. And this is wearing dresses either on a red carpet or to a high profile event that all but show them completely nude. So here's Margot Robbie at the premiere of a film called A Big, Bold, Beautiful Journey in the uk. She's wearing Armani Prive. Now, this is beautiful. I guess it depends on the lighting and the camera angles and all of it, but it seems, this seems like a stunt a younger, more desperate for publicity actress would pull, not an established movie star. And this is why I think she did it actually, because she just gave birth and she needs to show everything's back in shape. Directors hire her. She's not let herself go.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. When I first saw this, I thought of Margot Robbie, Wolf of Wall Street. I was like, you know, she's trying to announce, I'm here, and maybe it is the baby. But she worked so hard to ugly herself up for a little while so that we would take her seriously as an actress. And it's just, it's reverting like, okay, back to just being, you know, sexy in a half naked dress. You don't have to do this. You prove to the world how incredible you are with Barbie. You know, stick with the enthusiasm around not just being gorgeous, but smart, too.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah, I mean, Margot Robbie should really be looking to, I think the likes of Cate Blanchett, the likes of Nicole Kidman. Get your armor on. Get your own iconography going. You have access to the best. Be a warrior. Don't be down in the slums with. Now here's another one, Dakota Johnson. She is at the Kerig Foundation's Caring for Women dinner in New York wearing Gucci, wearing what look like black doilies over her nether regions and her breasts. And, you know, this foundation ensures help and services for women and children experiencing violence. I don't think this is the look one should be going for when attending a benefit.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah, I mean, I. I feel like she's been so outspoken when it came to her grandmother's negative experience with Hitchcock and the abuse she received on set. And the Birds. Yeah, the Birds. And Hitchcock basically, you know, blacklisted her in Hollywood because he had this sexual obsession with her. It seems he did. This feels like contradicts a lot of the. The efforts that she's been trying to make with her grandmother and mother. And you know, the way that they've spoken out against that. But you know what? She does look pretty good.
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Kinsey Schofield
There was actually a great HBO scripted version of what Tippi Hedren.
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Maureen Callahan
Sienna Miller is.
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Kinsey Schofield
Sienna Miller stars as Tippi Hendred. It's about what went on on the set of the classic film the Birds. And it is all about. And Tippi wasn't the only one. Alfred Hitchcock became sexually fixated on every icy blonde that he would cast in his movies. And he wanted to have sex with them. And if they wouldn't play ball, he would find ways to torture them on screen. And for Tippi Hedren, he locked her in a tiny room with those birds literally attacking her. That was all real. He was a sick s. He was a sicko sick genius. Sicko. Sick, sick, sick. Okay, the last one. We're going to look at Olivia Wilde at the Michael Kors show at New York Fashion Week. And she is wearing underneath a black blazer, she is showing off her breasts underneath a sheer what passes for a shirt. Now, again, none of us are prudes here, but the question is, mother of two. You're projecting. Dumped by Harry Styles. Probably still not over it.
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Maureen Callahan
You dumped Ted Lasso for Harry Styles.
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Kinsey Schofield
Don't be fooled. We'll talk about that later. We will, but. But what I Mean is like, she's an established, beautiful brain and body, you know, and so why are we doing this? Like, why are we do. Like, she was photographed actually sitting next to Gwyneth Paltrow at whatever show they were at. And, you know, you don't see Gwyneth doing this stuff.
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Maureen Callahan
No.
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Kinsey Schofield
And Gwyneth will do a lot for attention. No, she will vagina candles, what have you. But she won't do this.
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Maureen Callahan
No, I agree with you. Gwyneth is another good example of how to maintain that star power. And, you know, you don't have to cheapen it. Olivia Wilde. There's no justification. You're so smart. You've created some really compelling content. Lean into the brains, you know, you don't need the body.
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Kinsey Schofield
All right, now there are two more celebrities we need to address. Nepo babies, actually. Now, Lily Collins is a Nepo baby. We discussed on the livestream on Sunday night whether her father, Phil Collins, did in fact, break up with her mother over facts go over there if you want to hear that debate. It's really sparkling. But, you know, so she showed up at a. And I love Emily in Paris. Like, I gorge on it. I enjoy it on many levels. But she showed up at New York Fashion Week, and she's wearing Calvin Klein. And it's a halt. It's a beaded. I think it's all beaded, halter top and skirt. Her midriff is showing. And, you know, rarely, rarely would I ever comment on someone's actual body. But this girl looks ill. Kinsey, what are your thoughts?
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Maureen Callahan
Well, look, you know, so she has a 2017 memoir. It's called Unfiltered. No shame, no regrets. Just me. She talks about anorexia and bulimia, and then same year, she did that Netflix movie To the Bone, where she lost a ridiculous amount of weight. She played this young woman with anorexia, and she talked about how that role was a form of therapy. I think that that is why you're having so many people react, you know, concerned when it comes to this particular image. It's because of past conversations. It's because she has been open about anorexia and bulimia. And I do think that. But it's concern. I mean, I even hear it in your voice. I don't think it's judgmental. I think it's legitimate concern.
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Kinsey Schofield
No. Yes, it's concern. I mean, I saw her and I thought because she turns around and so you see her from the front and the side and almost the back, and she looks skeletal and it's very. And I'm only saying it because I just feel like there's this sort of sickness in society where, like, you're never too thin and. And I struggled with an eating disorder as a teenage girl in my young adulthood, so I come at this from purely a place of compassion, but I. I found it alarming. I did.
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Maureen Callahan
Well, obviously she's got a new baby too, which.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah, no, but wasn't it surrogate?
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Maureen Callahan
It is a surrogate, but I just mean that changes your lifestyle. So let's just hope that. That she's healthy. Let's hope that she's. She's okay.
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Kinsey Schofield
Now, to our final Nepo baby. And agreed. I cosign that we. We root for Lily. We root for you. Over here, we're fans. Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter, Apple Martin. Okay, now, Kinsey, as you reminded me. What want to say exactly what you said to me about her behavior at the debutante ball?
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Maureen Callahan
Oh, I don't know if I can say exactly what I. Probably I'll say heinous biotch at the debutante ball in Paris, but I don't think that's what I said. I might have said, see you next Tuesday, but I can't.
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Kinsey Schofield
Oh, I don't recall you hearing that. I don't recall hearing that from you. I just. I recall the. As my. As my 12 year old niece will say. Like the B word.
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Maureen Callahan
The B word. Yes.
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Kinsey Schofield
Yeah. No. And I was saying to a friend of mine, like, if my dog. If my. If my niece turned out this way, I would be mortified. I would be mortified. She will not. Because she's got good adults in her life and her parents are decent people. But Apple Martin has announced that she. And by the way, well, we've talked about the rumor about Apple Martin getting kicked out of Harvard Westlake. The rumored reported alleged story is that she bullied a classmate to the point of near suicide. And she was shown the door. Shown the door.
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Maureen Callahan
And no one's ever cleared it up? You told me.
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Kinsey Schofield
Nope. So Apple has been named spokes bitch for some company or brand none of us over here at the Nerve have ever heard of. And we've got people of all ages in all generations working on this show by design. Let's look at Apple's Instagram announcement that befell all of our algorithms last week. Can't tell if this hairstyle's, like, working, but it is me, Ms. Apple Blythe. Alison Martha, coming to you from. She sounds drunk.
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Maureen Callahan
In gorge Southward portrait. Love, baby teeth Gorgeous self portrait, cute ass earrings.
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Kinsey Schofield
I'm so excited to be the new Ms. Self portrait and for the campaign to come out.
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Maureen Callahan
I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
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Kinsey Schofield
It's like she's dolled out like housewives are always like on the dolls valley of the dolls pills. And she's like shoving her face and she's like, first of all, coming to you from the floor. Gorge self portrait. She's saying I'm gorgeous. She's saying I'm gorgeous.
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Maureen Callahan
Yeah, because it's a T shirt and jeans girlfriend. But you know what? Like, if I'm self portrait and I'm giving you an ungodly amount of money because of your DNA and nothing else, like, get off the freaking floor. You know, have some pride, you know, put together something nice or put together a video where you actually show a little bit of enthusiasm. But it's just like this. And you're like, I'm so excited. These cute ass earrings.
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Kinsey Schofield
What? She is giving total mean girl energy. And I think, I think that she thinks it's a flex that she's coming to you from the floor. But by the way, full hair and makeup, that's a professional job. I think it didn't cover up the pimple on her cheek when she was showing off her cute ass earrings that look like, you know, they probably cost $20,000. And you know, this is the beginning. This is the beginning. Apple Martin now wants to be in our lives. She wants to be a public person without having done any work.
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Maureen Callahan
Just wait until it's Lily and Archie, for the love of God. I already hate it here.
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Kinsey Schofield
Our dartboard. It's analog, but it's fully operational. So we'll see you on that thing soon, Apple Martin. Oh, Kinsey. This has been the most fun. There's nobody I would have rather done this recap with than with you.
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Maureen Callahan
Thank you.
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Kinsey Schofield
And I just. I. It love, love your dress. You really brought it. You brought the glamour, you brought the enthusiasm. You brought the jaundiced eye. I should have come naked in a naked dress. Yeah, well, they probably, they wouldn't let you up in the building. I don't think if you had. But you know, you're better than that. You're better than that. Thank you. You don't need to try too hard.
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Maureen Callahan
Thank you.
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Kinsey Schofield
So we thank Kinsey for her time and for being coming to New York City just for the nerve, just for all of you troublemakers. We will be back together again before you know it. And we will do this again in New York or possibly in la.
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Maureen Callahan
I love that idea.
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Kinsey Schofield
It's a great idea. Next up, your emails. First, a quick reminder to keep them coming. You can reach me at maureenevilmaycaremedia.com DM me on Instagram, Maureen Callahanriter or at the Nerve Show. Remember, I know you guys don't need reminding, but it's my gentle reminder to, like subscribe and spread the word because you guys are doing this. We have a very exciting announcement for you at the end of this show. The faster we continue growing, the faster we can give you guys what you want. We are also going to give you. We heard you amid all the excitement on our Emmy livestream. I don't think I gave you guys the actual URL for our nerve shop, our online nerve shop where you can go and get all your troublemaker merch. So I'll give that to you as well. There's a QR code on the screen that you can also use to access the online store and we will see you in a minute. Today's show is brought to you by Oxford Natural. If you're trying to lose weight, whether it's after having a baby or you're prepping for a wedding or you're just ready to feel like yourself again and you feel like it's just so, so tough, it is possible. And there is a method that thousands of men and women across the US and the UK are doing it with. That is Oxford Natural. Their Optimum day powers you with steady energy. It crushes cravings and it keeps your metabolism firing all day long. Optimum night helps you relax, sleep deeply, recover and keep burning fat while you rest. England's soccer legend Michael Owen lost 40 pounds and Robbie, the face of AFTV, dropped over 100 pounds. Now it's your turn. Scan the QR code or click the Link and grab 70% off your first order with code Nerve. No gimmicks, no needles, just results. Oxford Natural. Let's get to work.
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Maureen Callahan
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