Podcast
The Newlyweds Podcast
Hosted by with Dallas Penn & Chocolate Snowflake · EN
The Newlyweds Podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues. Talk to us at www.facebook.com/TheNewlyweds
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Veggie-Tales
Mar 14, 201800:45:39Tap to summarizeDallas Penn and CS are still newlyweds and still podcasting, despite all evidence to the contrary. And they're back at it with all kinds of the ridiculousness that you've come to expect with vegetarian hermaphroditic sex dolls, flat world-ers, the resistance and the ongoing struggle that is being human. ALSO: We are living in the cover up, and it's the cover up that always catches up with you. So stop arguing with your partner and just agree. Featuring Ready for the World, Fleetwood Mac, Tribe, Tupac, Cardi B and Janelle Monae. Trrriiiiillllllllllllllll!
Transcribe →NW Random Pod #1
Nov 18, 201700:08:02Tap to summarizeNW Random Pod #1 by with Dallas Penn & Chocolate Snowflake
Transcribe →Pirate Radio Podcast
Oct 8, 201700:51:21Tap to summarizeCS and Dallas are back at it again despite neo-Nazis, hurricanes and presidential ineptitude. On the discussion docket is displacement and related gastrointestinal distresses. DP talks about his new year and his new diet. Plus: What you need to prepare for the apocalypse.
Transcribe →Wings Need Feathers and Rappers Need Insurance
Sep 2, 201700:46:25Tap to summarizeDallas Penn and CS are not talking about Charlottesville or white supremacists or natural disasters or anything else we've all been talking about. No, we're talking about social media, rapper's insurance and melanin deficiencies. We apologize in advance for CS' jacked-up microphone; we were late with the payroll 'cause of coupons and it went on strike. Also, do your fried wings have feathers? If not, you ain't ordering from the right spot.
Transcribe →Hi Haters, We Off Hiatus
Aug 5, 201700:55:54Tap to summarizeIt's been a long time and we should not have left you. But we're glad you left the door unlocked so we could slip back in and make ourselves at home. INTERNETS, WE MISSED YOU. Shouts to Ricardo, one of many friends of the podcast who helped us get back on our feet and avoid further light year delays.
Transcribe →Are You Finnish, Or Are You Done?
Apr 17, 201700:47:18Tap to summarizeThe Newlyweds Podcast is talking about time passing and Finnish grandmas getting lit. It's all here, along with grooming tips for spring from your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS. ALSO: Is Facebook normalizing preverts?
Transcribe →The Bridge is Over
Apr 5, 201700:40:29Tap to summarizeAaaaaannnnddddd we're back! Still newlyweds Dallas Penn & CS jump into the conversational fray feet first, through an Atlanta freeway onto a flaming lawn chair, then tuck and roll into presidential politics, finishing with a flourish of the usual shenanigans. PERFECT 10, or so we hope. Basically, DP says something crazy, and CS keeps him from hitting his head. Same old, same old, new old, better new, still new, newlyweds. For life. Glad y'all are still here, cause we are too.
Transcribe →Negritude
Feb 22, 201700:44:25Tap to summarizeIn this week's episode, CS and Dallas Penn discuss all the media they've been consuming over the past weeks from the small screen to the big. ALSO: a smorgasbord of music!
Transcribe →Petty Penalties
Feb 11, 201700:50:08Tap to summarizeJoin Dallas Penn and CS in a wide-ranging discussion covering the intricacies of whyte record-keeping, which leads to shortages in garlic, amongst other social ills. Plus, in-depth coverage of Trump Bowl, Lady Gaga, big game cuisine, and the second installment of Ask The Newlyweds #PettyPenalties. Stay warm Internets!
Transcribe →Saint Ides of March
Jan 27, 201700:43:25Tap to summarizeGoofy talk from your favorite pair of ever-newlyweds, Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake (that's CS to you). Sometime life just doesn't make sense. Also: From mangender to mangenda. how the feminist movement has succeeded and failed.
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