Podcast
The Paranormies
Hosted by Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak, and Jack · EN
Your favorite show! Spoop, conspiracy, esoterica, the occult, and more!
16episodes
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Haunted By The Hantavirus
6d ago01:57:12Tap to summarizeJohnny, Jack, and Townes have a go at the latest fake and gayop...the Hantavirus. Is it real? Is it transmissible? Will it be the next PANDEM(C? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!Panel: Johnny, Jack, TownesCreepypasta: Facing North, read by Jack
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way Past The Moon (We Didn't Go)
2w ago02:00:03Tap to summarizeThe return of Alt Skull brings another moon episode. Or rather, another FAKE and GAY moon mission episode. We know the Artemis thing was a couple weeks ago, but hey, we didn't talk about it yet. Johnny and Skull discuss the many weird and funny anomalies surrounding the TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE AT ALL, Artemis II moon "misson", where they went around the moon, but never landed...like we supposedly did in the late 60's and 70's Anyway, get /comfy/ and let's "go to the moon"...again.Panel: Johnny, Alt SkullCreepypasta: Staring Doll, read by Reinhardt (RIP)
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Townes Comes to Paranormies Town
3w ago02:22:41Tap to summarizeJohnny and Grognak are joined by Townes to talk about Gnomes, yes those little guys. But first the shitposting. About everything, including:>Library flexing>The SPLC payroll>Whose shooting at Trump nowadays?>Death of Wilcox>Airplanes, how do they work?>Bigfoot and friendsPanel: Johnny, GrognakGuest: TownesMusic Break: Raw Thoughts 7, by Chris WebbyCreepypasta: Never Have A Roommate, read by Bradshaw Wilson
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Serial Killers with Larry Ridgeway
Apr 602:38:19Tap to summarizeJohnny and Grognak are joined by Larry Ridgeway to take a peek into the world of serial killers.We've got some sick bastards you may not have heard about. Lots of connections in networks of Satanic killers. Some of everyone's favorite spoopy subjects with the guys while we try to have a laugh here and there. Try and get /comfy/ and let's dive once again into the dark world of the serial killer!Panel: Johnny, GrognakGuest: Larry RidgewayMusic Break: I Can Tell You About Pain, by ConvergeCreepypasta: A New Ice Age Pt.2, Written by Grognak, Read by Reinhardt
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A Dolphin Construction Conundrum
Mar 1601:57:38Tap to summarizeJohnny and Grognak have themselves an old school shitposting extravaganza. From war in Iran to dolphins kidnapping a high level military industrial complex engineer, this week's show is filled with crazy ridiculousness! Get /comfy/ and let's see where this goes!Panel: Johnny, GrognakCreepypasta: Sailor Without Coins, read by Adam Haidt
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Famous Frauds Part 1
Feb 2401:52:19Tap to summarizeThe guys launch a Paranormies style investigation in some of the most famous clowns to hit the stage.Johnny, Grognak, and Jack focus on the psyops we know as household names.Were Rosa Parks and Hellen Keller legit? Who were the smartest fellas on the TV? Einstein married his cousin and Steven Hawking was on Epstein Island?Get /comfy/ and tune in to the long awaited part one of 6 million.Panel: Johnny, Grognak, Otterwaffen JackCreepypasta: I Got A Job As A Night Security Guard, read by Jack
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From Vortex Immortals to Mud-Buried Tartaria: Zardoz as Predictive Programming for the Next Civilization Reset
Jan 2902:04:50Tap to summarizeHollis is back and he joins Johnny and Grognak for an extremely schizo movie review. Zardoz, the 1974 sci-fi film Zardoz, starring Sean Connery in a red diaper (and a wedding dress). Was it the best sci-fi movie of the 70's or the worst? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!>Zardoz, the Vimana>Sean Connery's pee pee>Female Illuminati>Labor is beneath elites>Boundaries of the world>Astrology zing zang>Show running "eternals">and more!Panel: Johnny, Grognak, HollisCreepypasta: A New Ice Age, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt (RIP)
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Operation Licking Glass, With TASOWN
Jan 2301:55:01Tap to summarizeJohnny is joined by the boys from The Absolute State Of White Nationalism for a bit of a shitposting/spoopposting show. From which celebrity "died" and became which other celebrity to Nick 56Percentes and his (totally not gay) gang of "influencers" hitting the city of Miami for the biggest cringe-fest of 2026 (so far, the year is still young), the guys take on the hard hitting topics. But most of all, they had fun and so will you when you get /comfy/ and check out this episode (this is a threat)Panel: JohnnyGuests: HouseJeep, Dr. Mayhem
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Paranormal America: California Part 2, with Larry Ridgeway
Jan 1601:54:44Tap to summarizeWe're back in California for more weirdness, this time with Larry Ridgeway. The guys get into extraterrestrial experiences, UFO/USO sightings, more haunted case files, and haunted and creepy infrastructure. Get /comfy/ sit back and enjoy this second installment of spoop from what is likely the weirdest and spoopiest state in the Union!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen JackGuest: Larry RidgewayCreepypasta: Demon, read by Johnny
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A Whirlwind of Frankenskies with Matt Landman
Jan 802:29:11Tap to summarizeMatt Landman joins Johnny and Jack yet again for a literal whirlwind of topics ranging from chemtrails to flat earth to psyops within psyops and many many more! Hang onto your hats fam, this one was a blast!Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen JackGuest: Matt LandmanCheck him out here: frankenskies.com and actualactivists.comCreepypasta: Cold Light, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt (RIP)
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