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Shopify.com setup here's where things stand right now. Complete chaos. That's the name of the game. As it relates to the ceasefire, or I guess, lack thereof, between the United States, Israel, Iran, Lebanon and other regional actors. We're now learning that there is actually no ceasefire agreement, no document memorializing the terms, no written agreement to support what either side claims. And the key sticking point this afternoon? Israel bombing Lebanon. If Israel stops bombing Lebanon, then Iran says ceasefire done. If Israel continues, then there is no ceasefire. Right now, the Strait of Hormuz has been closed by Iran. Again, a ship, literally, as I, as I'm speaking right now, I watched try to pass through the strait and has been turned around by Iranian authorities. The United States is with Israel. Iran is with Lebanon. And while it doesn't look like we're going to have a ceasefire for much longer if things persist this way, if this is what the art of the deal is, I'm not sure what is. As always, make sure to, like, comment, share and subscribe. The more you like, the more people watch. Subscribe to my substack, click the link below to support my work. Let's jump right into this because I think it's important to note here's what essentially learning this afternoon. Unlike in previous ceasefires, this agreement does not appear to have a formal written document. When Donald Trump announced a ceasefire between the two countries, he just reposted statements. Typically, these truces are underpinned by some form of agreements, right? Some form of written documents between the two parties. Here there are none. There are no written documents. And maybe that's why there are so many issues right now. Because right now, right now, no one knows what the actual deal is. Iran is saying the deal includes Israel stopping bombing Lebanon. The United States is saying no. But when you look at what the Pakistani prime minister said, literally late last night, I want you to read it. The greatest humility. I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their Allies have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere, including Lebanon and elsewhere, effective immediately. That's what the Pakistani Prime Minister said. But today, Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israeli Prime Minister says it's not the end of the campaign. It's just a stop along the way to achieving all of their objectives. And they have been bombing Lebanon more today than they have in prior days in the war. And while it's led to the Strait of Hormuz closing, effectively closing once again, in a new statement released by Iranian officials, quote, the deep historical distrust we have toward the United States stems from its repeated violations of all forms of commitments, a pattern that has incredibly been repeated once again. As the President of the United States clearly stated in his truth, the Islamic Republic of Iran's 10 point proposal is a workable basis on which to negotiate the main framework for these talks. However, three clauses of this proposal have been violated so far. First, non compliance with the first clause of the 10 point proposal regarding the ceasefire in Lebanon, a commitment that the Prime Minister of Pakistan has also explicitly referred to and declared as an immediate ceasefire everywhere, including Lebanon and other regions, effective immediately. Second, the entry of an intruding drone into Iran airspace, which was destroyed in the city of La Lar in Fars Province in clear violation of the clause prohibiting any further violation of Iran airspace. And finally, denial of Iran's right to enrichment, which was included in the sixth clause of the framework, quote. Now the very workable base on which to negotiate has been openly and clearly violated even before the negotiations began. In such a situation, a bilateral ceasefire negotiation is unreasonable. Here's what Donald Trump is saying. Numerous agreements, lists and letters are being sent out by people that have nothing to do with the United States and Iran negotiation. In many cases, they are total fraudsters, charlatans. And worse, they will be rapidly exposed after a federal investigation is complete. There is only one group of meaningful points that are acceptable to the United States, and we will be discussing them behind closed doors during these negotiations. These are the points that are the basis on which we agree to cease fire. It is something that is reasonable and can easily be dispensed with. It's very much like fake news. CNN last night headlining a source that has no power or authority to write a letter claiming great authority. Numerous agreements, lists and letters. Well, maybe, just maybe, if they wrote it down and all the parties signed it, we'd be in a different position where we are now, because not even Caroline Levitt, the White House Press Secretary, can say who controls the Strait of Hormuz right now.
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the White House issue posted the statement from the Iranian government that passage in the strait will be coined coordinated with Iran's armed forces as of today. Who controls the Strait of Hormuz?
White House Press Secretary
Again, these statements were put out 12 hours ago. We expect that the strait will be opened immediately. As I said earlier, we have seen an uptick in traffic in the strait, and it's something that we are monitoring minute by minute, hour by hour as the days go on.
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who controls the Strait of Hormuz? She can't give an answer because the truth is there is no answer on who controls the Strait of Hormuz right now. We don't know. It's because we haven't even written it down. We haven't even written it down. Take a listen to what she had to say when she was told that the Strait of Hormuz is effectively closed.
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Iranian state media is saying that Iran has now closed off the Strait of Hormuz today in response to Israeli attacks on Lebanon. What's the White House response to that? And just listed many military successes. I understand that, but strategically, how is the administration arguing that Iran does not have more economic leverage than now than it did before the start of the war?
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Well, with respect to the first reporting out of Iranian state media, the president was made aware of those reports before I came to the podium. That is completely unacceptable. And again, this is a case of what they're saying publicly is different. Privately. We have seen an uptick of traffic in the strait today, and I will reiterate the president's expectation and demand that the Strait of Hormuz is reopened immediately, quickly and safely. That is his expectation. And it has been relayed to him privately that that is what's taking place. And these reports publicly are false.
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But the problem with that is that today's uptick through the Strait of Hormuz, two ships and they came out this morning, but a ship just tried to pass through and didn't and wasn't able to. The deal is actively falling apart because while everyone wants Lebanon to be involved in the ceasefire, here's what Trump told pbs. Yeah, they're not included in that deal. Asked why not and if they should have been, quote, because of Hezbollah, they were not included in the deal, that'll get taken care of, too. It's all right. And if he was asked whether he's okay with Israelis continuing to hit them, quote, it's part of the deal. Everyone knows that. That's a separate skirmish. Okay, you got to talk faster. So this is where things stand right now. You have a deal that is on the verge of collapse. A verge because no one actually knew what they were agreed on. No one actually knew what was agreed upon. And so you're in a situation now where the deal may not be a deal for much longer. So I guess we'll see what happens next. J.D. vance, the Vice President, is traveling to Pakistan to lead negotiations. We'll see if they bear any fruit. As always, make sure to like, comment, share and subscribe. Subscribe to my substack. Click the link below to support my work and I'll have another update for you soon. So take care and see you soon. Hey folks, thanks so much for watching. Feel free to add this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you watch for the latest breaking news and daily hits throughout the day. Make sure to follow. Subscribe. See you soon for more Craving the
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Episode Title: Breaking: Trump Panics as Iran Ceasefire on Verge of Complete Collapse
Host: Aaron Parnas
Date: April 8, 2026
In this fast-paced episode, Aaron Parnas analyzes the unraveling situation surrounding the so-called “ceasefire” in the Middle East involving the United States, Israel, Iran, Lebanon, and other regional actors. The episode focuses on the confusing, unwritten terms of the agreement, the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, conflicting statements from world leaders, and the legal and diplomatic uncertainties fueling panic at the highest levels—including former President Trump’s reaction and U.S. governmental disarray.
Non-Answers: Unable to clarify who controls the Strait of Hormuz or to verify the status on the ground (05:35-06:38).
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Iran Closing the Strait: Reiterates the White House expectation that the strait will be reopened quickly, but acknowledges public reports from Iran (06:38).
| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------------| | 00:27 | Breakdown of ceasefire chaos—no documentation | | 00:48 | Real-time update: Strait of Hormuz closed by Iran | | 01:54 | Differing leader statements about the ceasefire | | 02:40 | Iranian government’s grievances with U.S. violations | | 03:44 | Trump’s reaction: “fraudsters, charlatans, and worse” | | 05:35 | Press Secretary stumbles on strait control | | 06:14 | White House responds to strait closure and leverage | | 07:10 | Trump on Lebanon being excluded from the deal | | 07:25 | Episode analysis: The deal on the verge of collapse |
The episode underscores just how precarious and performative current international diplomacy has become, as key actors operate without formal agreements and with major miscommunications. The refusal to put terms in writing has only exacerbated mistrust and confusion—rendering the ceasefire “an agreement in name only.” The closure of the Strait of Hormuz serves as a literal and figurative choke point, symbolizing the high stakes and chaotic fallout. With Vice President J.D. Vance dispatched to Pakistan for more negotiations, the situation is fluid, but hope for stability seems slim unless tangible agreements are finally put on paper.
For continued updates and deep dives into the intersection of law, politics, and media, follow Aaron Parnas on substack and podcast platforms.