The Pat McAfee Show 2.0 #1405 – September 10, 2025

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This episode of The Pat McAfee Show dives deep into the opening games of the NFL season, combining signature sports insight, lively banter, and off-the-cuff analysis. Notable guests include J.J. Watt with reflections from the broadcast booth, in-depth X's and O's with AQ Shipley on “In the Trenches,” defensive backfield breakdowns from Darius Butler (“Everything DB”), as well as comedian Andrew Santino discussing his life, comedy special, and sports fandom. The show captures the thrill and unpredictability of football season, the evolution of offenses and defenses, and transitions seamlessly into hilarious real-life and sports-related stories.

Opening: Football Is Magic, Must-Watch Thursday Ahead

[00:00 – 03:58]

• Pat McAfee sets the stage for the week’s big games, especially Thursday’s Commanders vs. Packers, highlighting high-stakes storylines around new faces in leadership for both teams.
• “Football is magical and we're so incredibly lucky... two massive upcoming NFL generational superstars…” – Pat (00:13)
• J.J. Watt joins for “Watt Wednesday”; heavy anticipation for his appearance as an analyst and insight from his first broadcast.
• AQ Shipley, Darius Butler, and “the Toxic Table” join, previewing upcoming segments: “In the Trenches” and “Everything DB: Good D, Bad D.”

Insider Banter & Vibes: Team Updates, Health, and Happiness

[03:58 – 14:01]

• AQ Shipley returns and discusses his change in life and attitude after retiring, being happier now (“I’m eating Reese’s cups and carbs again, that’s why” – AQ, 04:31).
• Pat and the crew joke about fitness journeys and the highs/lows players face post-retirement.
• Relatable, comedic exchanges about healthy eating (e.g., Quest cookies, protein ice cream) and college football Saturday rituals with Dr. Pepper and Jack Daniels.

Week 1 NFL Takeaways with AQ Shipley: Breaking Down Coaching Brilliance

[14:01 – 23:22]

• Sean McVay: The Chessmaster – AQ highlights McVay’s play calling sophistication, orchestrating plays in early quarters to set up game-sealing moves.
  • “There’s coordinators that call plays and there’s coordinators that call games.” – AQ (11:07)
• The Rams are dissected as a threat: “Sean McVay’s back on his bullshit is what you’re saying.” – Pat (11:04)
• Player Spotlights:
  • Puka Nacua’s versatility
  • Matthew Stafford’s revitalized performance
• Storm Warren, Indy’s New Weapon: AQ gushes over tight end Tyler Warren’s all-around performance for the Colts, marking him as a breakout player with natural football savvy (17:12).
  • “Guy’s unbelievable. Wow.” – Pat (17:12)
• Josh Allen, the Alien: A tongue-in-cheek debate—Is Allen simply non-human given his annual improvement and work ethic? “He might have wrapped up the MVP in week one... there’s some clips in this game that are super impressive.” – AQ (22:25)

League Dynamics, Stadium $$$ & Special Teams Evolution

[23:22 – 41:16]

• Discussion on the Buffalo Bills’ championship window and what constitutes a dynasty, tying in their playoff performances (“If they would start doing the entire thing while they've been in AFC championship... would start doing the entire thing while they've been there?” – Pat (27:58))
• Debate: Should billionaires pay for their own football stadiums in light of new plans for the Titans’ venue and revenue arguments for public investment (29:47).
• Special Teams/Kickoff Rule Changes:
  • Current NFL rule tweak to promote more exciting kick returns.
  • Pat and AQ analyze the nuances and skill needed for perfect kicks under new rules.

Quick Hits: Groans, Local Legends, High School Football

[61:06 – 65:00]

• Local Pittsburgh nostalgia and Plum Mustangs football success.
• Extended banter and hilarious tales about regional legends and western Pennsylvania football/culture.

Defensive Play & Analysis: Everything DB with Darius Butler

[50:01 – 56:41]

• Darius Butler breaks down defensive highlights—both “good D” and “bad D”—from Week 1.
  • JC Horn’s impressive interception (“Go up there, high-point it...big time play from a big name corner.” – Darius, 51:12)
  • Evan Williams’ clutch red zone defense
  • Hit of the week: Will Johnson’s clean, violent play (“That might just be the steal of the draft… That is perfect technique.” – Darius, 55:10)
  • Patriots’ busted coverage as this week’s “Bad D”

In the Trenches: Top 5 O-lines of Week 1 with AQ Shipley

[76:03 – 94:32]

• AQ Shipley unveils his top 5 performing offensive lines:
  1. Baltimore Ravens (“They had FOUR 30-plus runs…” – AQ, 95:02; even though they lost, the line dominated)
  2. Buffalo Bills
  3. Washington Commanders
  4. Jacksonville Jaguars
  5. Indianapolis Colts
• Contention over putting a losing team (Ravens) at #1, but AQ sticks by his “tape over results” principle.

J.J. Watt Joins: Life in the Booth & Big NFL Takes

[94:33 – 118:22]

• Watt shares his experiences calling games, calling out the lack of bias in his Steelers-Jets broadcast despite family ties (“...once you’re in the booth, it’s not that hard because you’re like, I’m just doing my job.” – JJ, 118:20).
• Praises Justin Fields for silencing critics with his Week 1 performance.
• Analysis of crucial moments, like Jets’ bold player release for a costly fumble, showing new accountability standards in teams.
• Detailed inside scoop on Micah Parsons’ fitness and looming impact for the Packers, plus assessment of rookie J.J. McCarthy’s composure and leadership for the Vikings (“...that’s a magical, powerful thing... people start buying in heavier and heavier as you say it, moving forward.” – JJ, 111:18).

Standout Quotes & Notable Moments

• “Football is magical and we're so incredibly lucky... two massive upcoming NFL generational superstars…”
  – Pat (00:13)
• “I’m eating Reese’s cups and carbs again, that’s why.”
  – AQ (04:31)
• “There’s coordinators that call plays and there’s coordinators that call games.”
  – AQ (11:07)
• “He's an alien.”
  – Multiple, on Josh Allen (22:10)
• “You still don't have that true, like, number one...but it feels like he's in—like Rodgers was for a long time...he's just gonna make it work.”
  – AQ, on Josh Allen (26:02)
• “The crew is cooking in the new stadium, hell of a place.”
  – Tone on NFL stadium builds (29:48)
• “I feel like sometimes we see a mic’d up, and you can tell the guy is just doing this because he has the mic on. With Q you can tell it’s not fake.”
  – Darius, on Quentin Nelson’s leadership (71:30)
• “I mean, John's a brilliant dude. He's like intelligent and sweet and funny and cool. He's the total--you get it right away. The guy's built to be a superstar.”
  – Santino, on Cena (152:29)

Andrew Santino: Golf, Comedy, and Bears Fandom

[134:36 – 167:54]

• Santino promotes his White Noise comedy special on Hulu, battle with Disney censors, and passion for both comedy and sports.
  • “The best sports story is–I took my dad to Monday Night Football last year...he's the king, my man is the king.” – Santino, on his dad (135:56)
• Bears pessimism: Santino bets Pat under 7.5 wins for Chicago (“You gave me the option. I’m taking the under.” – Santino, 144:36)
• Santino discusses creating “No Bad Lies” golf podcast (sponsored by LIV), his handicap, and comedy’s place in sports content.
• “We do stand up specials truly to get more people to come see us live because we love live… there’s literally nothing better than a live show.” – Santino (156:39)

Closing Banter & Picks

[171:13 – end]

• Debate on golf putting techniques, playful shots on the in-studio golf simulator.
• Crew makes picks for Thursday night’s Commanders vs. Packers matchup—analysis centers on O-line integrity and key playmakers (e.g., Parsons, Love, Daniels).
• “The Commanders just on the top 5 trenches…Oh, Micah Parsons wasn’t across from him.” – AQ & Darius (178:22)
• Ongoing inside jokes, playful shade, closing rituals.

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00 — Opening/Show Kickoff
• 14:01 — Week 1 NFL Takeaways (McVay/Storm Warren/Josh Allen)
• 23:22 — Stadium/Business Talk & Kickoff Rule Debate
• 50:01 — Everything DB with Darius Butler
• 76:03 — In the Trenches: Top 5 O-Lines
• 94:33 — J.J. Watt Joins
• 134:36 — Andrew Santino Interview
• 171:13 — Golf Banter, NFL Picks, Closing

Tone & Language

The episode’s tone is energetic, fast, and irreverent, mixing serious football X’s and O’s with a healthy dose of humor and personal storytelling. Speaker language is brash, playful, and direct—fans of the show will recognize the camaraderie, relentless inside jokes, and the willingness to poke fun at both sports and themselves.

Final Thoughts

This episode is a can’t-miss for football obsessives who want equal parts gridiron analysis and genuine locker-room laughs. From film breakdowns to leadership intangibles, new rule impacts to the comedy of everyday life, Pat McAfee and company deliver a jam-packed two-plus hour ride through everything that makes football (and talking about it) magical.