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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the first 15 driven by Ram trucks. Gotta sponsor this segment. We love everything about that. Shout to ram trucks. Obviously you hit their pedal, all you hear is, it rides on clouds, it can pull anything. Let's get to the first 15, shall we? Let's start the clock. Five ties. Can't have them. Okay. Obviously, Michael Parsons goes back to Jerry world. It's talk of the time, treating it like it's Super Bowl. You got everybody on the field chit chatting about in football night in America. And obviously everybody on earth is chatting about it. The first time he went onto the field, Jerry Jones is actually being interviewed by Jason Garrett and Maria Taylor. Jason Garrett's first question was basically like, hey, I've been in your building a long time. Need a quarterback, need a pass rusher. That's like one of your own rules. Why did you trade away Micah? And then he went into a full conversation about, well, one guy's good, but how about six guys? That's what I think we can actually get. And he ran out with a band around his hips and around his waist. That was the first time I'd ever seen somebody just jog out there and act as if that is normal. Usually people do like a warm up with that. He was using it throughout the entirety of his warm up on the field. Kind of startled me a little bit. But with that being said, the man is an absolute ox. This dude is an absolute beast. Whatever he needs to do to warm up his muscles, he's certainly going to do. But Jerry Jones said, basically we're going to get six guys instead of just one guy. I mean, I've always been right about numbers. Don't you worry about everything else that's going on around here, Jason? And they had a microphone a little bit far away from his mouth, so it was hard to hear him. Everybody else was a little bit louder. But basically he chatted about Michael Parsons trade a thousand different. And all he kept saying was, for the good of the team, good of the team, good of the cowboys. And then at the very end of the game, after it was 40, 40, tie, here's what Jerry Jones had to say about the trade and the night as a whole. They got Micah and we've got what.
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We'Ve got and we tie.
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Okay, so 40, 40 is what it comes down to. And a lot of American football fans say, what are we doing? This is what soccer does. Yeah. Golf doesn't even do it. Okay. Golf doesn't even do ties. Why are we doing ties? Well, there's been 17 of them in the last and we say that's 17 way too many. What we need to institute in debut, people are going to think I'm joking here. I'm not. What I need you to do is suspend reality and go into this world just a little bit and imagine how special this will be. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the golden boot. Yes, we have chit chatted about it before but if there's an entire four quarters of football played, 60 minutes and then an overtime period and for some reason these two teams can't figure it out, we need to just take what the most boring sport has, that is actually the most electrifying thing that they have and put it into our game. Both the snap, the holder and the kicker will go out onto the field from both teams. Obviously it's going to be a rumpus atmosphere. It's a tie ballgame. There's been four quarters of boozing, there's been four quarters of learning everything about the other team. Those boys go out on the field all by themselves, incredibly uncomfortable, incredibly awkward. And one team will kick from the 40 yard line a 50 yarder. If they make it, the next team, obviously whoever wins the coin toss to go second or first will try to match. If that person misses that 50 yarder, well, the kicker that made it and the holder that made it and the snapper that made it, their team wins the game. If they both, both make it from 50, go back to 55. If they both make it from 55, go back to 60. If they both make it from 60, go back to 65. McManus and Aubrey, massive, massive, massive Lego. McManus is one of the best athletes in the NFL, okay. Any sport you put a man, he'd be great at. Which is why it's crazy that he's so damn good at kicking field goals. Because you have to be very methodical whenever you're kicking field goals. Just like a golf swing. So sometimes the really athletic guys aren't as good because they get a little crazy. McManus, obviously they get two tackles last night. Yeah, they get two tackles obviously game tire had one blocked, which absolutely sucks. Don't always put that on the kicker, but hits a 53 yarder to send it into overtime. Massive leg, especially with the beat up balls. Him and Aubrey would have both hit from 65, then what? They're going back to 70. And then imagine a miss on the first one and then Aubrey walks out there in Jerry world. Snap, hold kick, he hits from 70. Think about that place going absolutely apeshit. I think it's only a five to ten minute thing. I don't think it's a very long, long time. I don't think it's very drawn out. And I think you get a chance to get a winner or a loser. And if it comes to that point of the Golden Boot, we need somebody to win.