The Pat McAfee Show PMS 2.0 1423 – FIRST 15: NFL Week 5 Recap

Date: October 6, 2025
Main Hosts & Guests: Pat McAfee, AJ Hawk, The Toxic Table, Tone Digs, Fitz, Whit, Connor, Adam Schefter

Brief Overview

This episode of The Pat McAfee Show dives into the wild twists and top storylines coming out of NFL Week 5. Pat and his crew—a mix of former players, analysts, and insiders—bring their trademark energy, jocular banter, and critical analysis to everything from chaotic fourth quarters and shocking comebacks to dissecting “complete ass” teams, breakout performances, and the ever-evolving playoff picture. The show is a blend of fan passion, inside scoops, stat drops, and the group’s irreverent chemistry.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comeback Chaos Sweeps the League

[00:00–04:00]

• The NFL is in “comeback chaos” mode, with a historic number of late-game swings: 16 games this season have featured a go-ahead score in the final minute (most since 1970), and 10 game-winning field goals as time expired.
  • “You never know what the fuck’s going to happen … It’s not just any given Sunday. Brian McCarthy, NFL PR said it’s any given fourth quarter now.” — Pat McAfee [00:00]
• Big comebacks were a theme on Sunday, including the Vikings' London rally and huge deficits erased elsewhere.
• Notable moment: Fitz vents about being a Cardinals fan, describing another infamous dropped ball at the one-yard line in what could have been a blowout win.
  • “We did the drop the ball at the one yard line. … Was it really a fumble? Was it not? I don’t know, but I sure am glad they called it.” — Fitz [01:31]
• The group jokes about league-wide awareness after repeated “drop at the goal line” mistakes, suggesting teams now actively instruct players not to ease up before crossing.

2. Jets and Bengals: “Complete Ass” Discussion

[04:04–13:48]

• Both teams called “complete ass football teams”—but with caveats.
• Bengals are “somewhat ass” (per Whit), pinning struggles on the absence of Joe Burrow and an offensive line unable to control the game in crunch time.
  • “Those three snaps are maybe the worst three snaps I’ve ever seen. … If we don’t have Joe Burrow … we got a lot of freaking issues.” — Whit [04:41]
• Cincinnati’s O-line woes trace back years; since 2011, not one Bengals-drafted OL has signed a second contract.
  • “If you can’t draft an offensive lineman and then you’ve let guys leave who continue to go elsewhere and win, you clearly have an evaluation problem of the priority of the position.” — Whit [06:45]
• The Jets' defensive struggles despite star talent are debated, especially Sauce Gardner’s “fall off” sans a top complement at corner.
  • “Somebody’s got to make a play, right? You’re the one that’s getting paid $120 million. It’s got to be you.” — Connor [09:39]
  • Fitz and Connor emphasize it’s a culture-rebuilding year, but the lack of turnovers is glaring.
• Rookie linemen like Will Campbell and Armin Menbu draw praise; hostilities over arm length debates and positional traits become a recurring joke.
  • “I need a trait. What’s my trait?” — Whit & Pat banter [11:41]
• Drilling into positional evaluations brings out sharp football insight from ex-linemen and analysts.
• The comparison segment humorously speculates on Josh Allen’s influence on rookie QB Drake May in New England.
  • “May’s father’s Josh Allen, and May’s father’s father’s Fitz.” — Pat & Connor [13:27]

3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Baker Mayfield’s Team of Destiny?

[13:48–17:21]

• Tampa Bay wins another wild game on the last play—four comebacks in five weeks.
  • “Baker Mayfield’s mentality has seemingly oozed and radiated through the entire locker room.” — Pat [13:48]
• Baker’s poise and the new offense under first-time OC Joshua Grizzard are lauded, with injuries at skill positions not slowing them down.
• Fitz points out the underappreciated changes on Tampa’s O-line and staff, suggesting further improvement is possible.
• The question arises: Are the Bucs a team of destiny after Mayfield’s tumultuous journey across three franchises?
  • “He went and played on a scout team punt team in Carolina. They kicked him out of town. Look at how they are. … Maybe we deserve to give this guy a little bit of love. Is that what’s happening right now?” — Pat [16:48]
• Analysts debate the sustainability of winning one-score games, but concede Tampa’s hot streak is substantial.

4. The 1972 Dolphins and Miami’s Undefeated Club

[17:21–19:55]

• Pat congratulates the 1972 Dolphins for remaining the NFL’s only perfect team—after Panthers' Week 5 loss.
• Jokes about Mike McDaniel’s iconic sideline walk and the symbolism of the “little tag flapping on his sneaker” highlight the show’s playful side.
  • “That little tag flapping around was the last straw. … If Stephen Ross sees that, he’s gonna say get this guy the fuck out of here.” — Guest Analyst [18:29]
• The unique distractions of playing (and winning) in Miami are dissected, mostly tongue-in-cheek.
  • “There are a lot of distractions down there. And it is an issue, I think.” — Fitz [19:30]
• Everyone agrees: The 1972 feat is safe, as modern teams aren’t likely to run the gauntlet in South Beach.

5. The Colts Are for Real

[19:55–29:10]

• Pat’s homerism turns analytical—declaring the Colts “are going to win the Super Bowl.”
  • “That is the fun after watching this team live with these eyes, boys. Okay? These eyes right here. Watching this team live.” — Pat [20:06]
• The crew discusses QB Daniel Jones’ improbable success in Shane Steichen’s system, citing his fit, accuracy, and mastery of the offense.
  • “Danny Dimes has come in here, mastered the offense, understands everything, puts him in the right position, and he’s spinning it.” — Pat [21:55]
• Owner Carly Ursay’s growing football acumen gets a spotlight, including a cool pick prediction from the owner’s suite.
  • “We think with the way Geno throws and where it’s coming out from, we should be able to get a couple today, is what Carly says.” — Pat [23:41]
• Emphasis is laid on the Colts’ defensive upgrades under DC Lou Anarumo (noted for playoff success with the Bengals) and player-specific praise.
  • “When he puts [the right players] together … he’s been in that playoff run with the Bengals. He’s got that experience. So that’s the guy you want calling plays when it’s playoff time, baby.” — Whit [25:44]
• The only concern: injury to their kicker, Spence—possibly season-ending—which could be a key storyline going forward.

6. Rapid Fire: Dak Prescott’s Comeback, David Montgomery’s Story, & Kicker Storyline

[29:10–30:57]

• Dak Prescott earns praise for a big day despite multiple offensive line injuries and top receivers missing—he’s now in MVP conversation.
  • “He raised his level shout out to Shoddy calling the plays, putting them in good situation.” — Co-host 1 [29:18]
• David Montgomery’s emotional homecoming (TDs in front of his sister after her paralysis) is highlighted as a feel-good moment.
• The “year of the kicker” narrative: with more game-winning FGs and high-profile misses/injuries, special teams are a focal point.

7. Miscellaneous: Fun Banter & Guest Adam Schefter

[30:57–end (approx 32:30)]

• Running gags include arm length jokes, shampoo companies, and life on the bus during the crew’s road trip.
• NFL insider Adam Schefter joins to drop a wild Broncos stat: they pull off a comeback after being 1–112 historically when trailing by 14+ in the fourth quarter.
  • “They didn’t even hesitate. … That was pretty bold to Sean Payton, but that’s how confident he was that they would make it.” — Adam Schefter [33:08]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You never know what the fuck’s going to happen. … It’s not just any given Sunday. … It’s any given fourth quarter now.” — Pat McAfee [00:00]
• “I want you to think about that. 14 years since they’ve drafted an old lineman and he’s actually signed a second contract.” — Whit on Bengals O-line woes [06:32]
• “Somebody’s got to make a play, right? You’re the one that’s getting paid $120 million. It’s got to be you.” — Connor on Jets DBs [09:39]
• “May’s father’s Josh Allen, and May’s father’s father’s Fitz.” — Connor/Pat, on Drake May’s NFL lineage [13:27]
• “Baker Mayfield’s mentality has seemingly oozed and radiated through the entire locker room.” — Pat McAfee [13:48]
• “That little tag flapping around was the last straw. … If Stephen Ross sees that, he’s gonna say get this guy the fuck out of here.” — Guest Analyst [18:29]
• “Danny Dimes … mastered the offense, understands everything, puts him in the right position, and he’s spinning it.” — Pat [21:55]
• “When he puts [the right players] together … he’s been in that playoff run with the Bengals. He’s got that experience. So that’s the guy you want calling plays when it’s playoff time, baby.” — Whit [25:44]
• “They didn’t even hesitate. … That was pretty bold to Sean Payton, but that’s how confident he was that they would make it.” — Adam Schefter on Broncos’ two-point conversion [33:08]

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00–04:00 | Comeback Chaos, goal-line blunders, Vikings’ rally
• 04:04–13:48 | Jets & Bengals “complete ass” teams analysis, O-line problems, Sauce Gardner & defensive struggles, rookie linemen debate
• 13:48–17:21 | Buccaneers/Baker Mayfield comebacks, Grizzard’s OC impact, team of destiny debate
• 17:21–19:55 | 1972 Dolphins, Miami distractions, McDaniel sideline walk
• 19:55–29:10 | Colts Super Bowl hype, Daniel Jones' fit, Carly Ursay’s insights, Lou Anarumo’s defense, kicker injury worry
• 29:10–30:57 | Dak Prescott and David Montgomery stories, kicker injuries, offensive trends
• 30:57–32:30+ | Bus/travel humor, Adam Schefter Broncos comeback insight

Tone & Style

The show’s language is irreverent, rowdy, and authentic—balancing deep football analysis with unfiltered humor and the energy of fans who still care as much as players. The personalities riff and roast while offering sharp inside perspective, making the episode accessible (and hilarious) for casual fans and insiders alike.

Takeaways for Listeners

• NFL Week 5 was defined by wild comebacks and unpredictability, showing why it's “any given fourth quarter.”
• The Bengals and Jets both face roster construction and culture crises, in different ways.
• The Bucs, led by a reborn Baker, may have stumbled into a rare blend of grit and luck.
• The Colts’ on-field and front-office synergy is fueling real Super Bowl talk—and they're being noticed league-wide.
• Special teams and the “year of the kicker” remain major NFL themes.
• Legendary teams and streaks (like the ’72 Dolphins) hold special meaning—because accomplishing perfection in today’s NFL is only getting tougher.
• Humor and camaraderie remain at the heart of the show, threading the line between locker-room and broadcast booth.