EP 702 - Time To Get Serious

Summary

The Pete and Sebastian Show – Episode 702: "Time To Get Serious"

Date: April 14, 2026
Hosts: Sebastian Maniscalco & Pete Correale

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Episode Overview

This week's episode marks an important transition for "The Pete and Sebastian Show." After 13 years, the show is moving to SiriusXM and will be rebranded as "The Sebastian Maniscalco Show" on channel 99. The hosts candidly discuss the upcoming changes, share their thoughts on aging, family quirks, dog stories, and classic observational humor. The episode blends poignant farewells, lighthearted jabs, and the signature comedic banter fans have come to love.

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Major Announcements & Show Transition

[03:14] - [05:48] Changes Ahead

• The Big Move:
  • "The Pete and Sebastian Show is going to be defunct... We're not necessarily stopping the show. It's just moving to SiriusXM channel 99." – Sebastian Maniscalco [03:14]
  • The show will be rebranded to "The Sebastian Maniscalco Show" at the request of SiriusXM for branding, not ego.
• Patrick’s Departure:
  • Their longtime producer, Patrick, will not be transferring to SiriusXM, but both hosts express deep gratitude for his contributions and hope for future opportunities.
  • "Nothing but class coming out of Patrick's end. You never know how people are going to take information like that, but he was just a class act." – Sebastian [04:11]
• Platform Details:
  • Listeners will still be able to access the show via podcast platforms and, with a delay, on YouTube. However, some segments will be SiriusXM exclusives.
  • "It's going to be a podcast, it's going to be a radio show, but then later distributed as a podcast where you could pick it up on iTunes." – Sebastian [05:13]
• Excitement for Growth:
  • Pete expresses genuine excitement about joining SiriusXM and the new opportunities this presents, drawing comparisons to top acts like U2 having their own channels. [06:18]

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Longtime Listener Gratitude & Early Show Memories

[07:08] - [08:28]

• Both hosts reflect on the journey, thanking loyal listeners since the show's humble beginnings.
  • "We used to do this thing from parking lots, from hotel rooms, from our iPhone." – Sebastian [07:22]
  • "It's a passion project that we've always enjoyed talking to each other, making each other laugh." – Sebastian [08:21]

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The Dog Dilemma: Canine Chaos & Parenting Parallels

[01:10] - [02:52] / [10:22] - [12:41]

• Dog Antics:
  • Sebastian podcasts with his dog in the room for the first time, lamenting how one dog is calm while the other is unruly—joking about giving the latter CBD.
  • Pete shares a wild story about a dog that accidentally ate weed, leading to stoner-dog chaos in his NYC apartment. ([01:57])
• On Disciplining Dogs:
  • "I think I've implemented such a disciplinary structure with him that he actually respects me more than he respects the rest of the family." – Sebastian [02:52]
• Pet Ownership Real Talk:
  • Pete wonders aloud why dogs live so long and jokes about the perfect pet lifespan for families: "You want a dog when your kid's like 2, till your kid's like 12. Because right around 12 now my kid's getting into boys and doesn't care about the dog." [11:06]
  • Sebastian reflects on how pet lifespans sync up with major family transitions, occasionally finding himself emotionally distant from the family dog.

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Date Nights and Breaking the Routine

[13:11] - [17:32]

• Sebastian and Lana (his wife) are consciously scheduling date nights and new experiences—surfing at a wave pool, concerts, and breaking the daily routine of parenting.
  • "If you guys got kids out there, you know, it could be like Groundhog's Day... You gotta break that shit up every now and then or you go nuts." – Sebastian [16:59]

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Aging, Parental Quirks & The March Toward Old Man Habits

[25:09] - [37:41]

• Parents & Tech:
  • Sebastian’s mom believes everything she sees on Facebook, unable to discern between real and fake, especially AI-generated media.
    • "What's this I see? You ran down a hill looking for cheese." – Sebastian (impersonating his mom) on a viral video confusion. [25:29]
  • The hosts joke about their future selves being baffled by new technologies in old age ([27:14]).
• Dad’s Bathroom TV Quirk:
  • Sebastian’s father watches TV on the toilet in his old age because it alleviates back pain, baffling Sebastian but providing comedic gold.
    • “He sits on the toilet fully clothed... I guess the hole, you know... the hole of the toilet doesn’t put pressure on his lower back.” – Sebastian [29:06]
• Becoming Their Dads:
  • Pete admits to helping his own leg out of the car with his hands without noticing; they note how odd habits sneak up as you age, often going unnoticed.
  • Both mock their growing curmudgeonly tendencies, like getting extra angry in traffic or eating dinner ever earlier—"We're 10 years away from walking in with sandals with socks at 4 o'clock." – Pete [35:07]
• In-laws vs. Parents Aging:
  • Juxtaposing their energetic in-laws with aging, homebody parents.
    • "My father-in-law is 81 years old and he's traveling all over the world. No fatigue, no nothing. My dad, seven o'clock, he's on the toilet watching Lincoln Lawyer." – Sebastian [36:15]
• Home Comforts for the Elderly:
  • "Anyone else 85 and older, you get them out of their own home, they may as well be on the moon." – Pete [37:31]

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Responsibility & Houseguest Etiquette

[18:00] - [24:36] The Dinner Dilemma

• Sebastian recounts hosting friends when one guest, missing dinner due to a family emergency, returns late and asks for food. He debates whether he should be obligated to serve a late guest.
  • "Am I obligated now to get everything back out and make this guy a plate?" – Sebastian [18:00]
  • Pete ribbing him: "This is unlike you." [19:01]
• The exchange humorously explores hospitality boundaries, exhaustion, and “restaurant mentality” at home.

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Bedroom Realities: Sleep, Marriage, and Beds

[39:21] - [49:59] Sleep Struggles and Marital Dynamics

• On Beds:
  • Extended riff about choosing the right mattress and how nobody takes it seriously, despite its massive impact on health.
    • "I don't think I've been on the proper bed for 52 years, which I think is attributing to a lot of body aches, hip problems, back issues." – Sebastian [39:57]
  • "Proper way to sleep is alone... everything exactly how you want it." – Pete [40:23]
• On Spouses Sleeping Separately:
  • Both agree that even just mentioning sleeping in separate rooms could spark a relationship crisis, despite the potential physical benefits.
    • "If Jackie told you she was sleeping in the other bed, you would go for what? You think you would have a problem with it?" – Sebastian [41:21]
    • "You may as well, I'll just get an apartment because we're done." – Pete [41:56]
• Traditions of the Wealthy:
  • Pete reveals that many wealthy couples have traditionally kept separate bedrooms—he learned this while working in their homes.
• Waterbed Revelations:
  • Sebastian reveals that his parents had a waterbed with a mirror over it, which he only later realized was for “adult reasons.”
    • "Do you have a mirror years up? Because I like to watch your father when he comes." – Sebastian imitating his mom [48:46]
  • His dad has since moved from a “mirror-ceiling waterbed” to “the toilet, watching Lincoln Lawyer”—draws laughs at the odd arc of aging.

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Life on the Road: San Francisco & the Mystery of the Homeless

[49:59] - [54:21]

• Sebastian noticed that San Francisco appeared "cleaned up" during a recent visit, asking aloud where the homeless went.
  • "I'm often fascinated—if you have like a homeless problem or a drug issue in a city, and next thing you know, you don't see those people anymore. Where do they go?" – Sebastian [51:00]
• Travel Anxiety & Pilot Chats:
  • Sebastian discusses always needing to talk to the pilot about crashes before flying, and wonders if pilots actually know inside info.
  • "Do you feel if you ask a pilot about a crash... they would know more than the average person... Or is it like, what are you asking me for?" – Sebastian [51:00]
  • "I put it up there with when you go up to a bouncer and you say, aren't you going to ask me for my ID?" – Pete [53:34]

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Final Goodbyes & What's Next

[54:43] - End

• Officially announces the launch of "The Sebastian Maniscalco Show" on SiriusXM Channel 99.
• Pete will run the Patreon "Pete Channel" (final name TBD), likely launching in May with bonus “Loose Ends” content.
  • "It's not goodbye, it's just we're moving to another location." – Sebastian [54:43]
• Heartfelt appreciation for 13 years of listener support and excitement for the next chapter.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "If you could bottle what I'm giving off... you could catch any fish in the ocean. The Sebastian pheromone." – Sebastian [16:01]
• "You ever look at your parents... starting to see the cracks in the foundation." – Sebastian [25:09]
• "I just want to see what it feels like to sleep in a different bed, because my body's been kind of aching." – Sebastian [41:05]
• On late-night food requests:
  • "This a fucking restaurant?" – Sebastian [22:20]
• "My dad went from a waterbed with mirrors on the ceiling to the toilet watching Lincoln Lawyer." – Sebastian [49:25]
• "Anyone else 85 and older, you get them out of their own home, they may as well be on the moon." – Pete [37:31]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:14 – Major show announcement: SiriusXM transition explained
• 07:08 – Gratitude for long-time listeners, origin stories
• 10:22 / 12:12 – Dog stories and pet reflections
• 13:29 / 16:59 – Planning date nights, breaking the family routine
• 18:00 – Dinner obligation debate/comic riff on hospitality
• 25:09 / 29:06 – Parental quirks: tech confusion and toilet TV
• 35:07 – Early dinners, embracing "old man" lifestyle
• 39:21 – Sleep, beds, and the challenge of aging marriages
• 41:21 / 41:56 – Separate bedrooms = marital apocalypse?
• 48:46 / 49:25 – Waterbed-mirror-parents story
• 51:00 – San Francisco’s changing streets, where did the homeless go?
• 53:34 – Comparing pilot crash talk to bouncer-ID requests
• 54:43 – Farewell and info on where to find the show going forward

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This episode is a seamless mix of heartfelt nostalgia, everyday absurdities, and observations on marriage, aging, and family, all delivered in the hosts' familiar, quick-witted style. Fans are left both laughing and reflecting as Pete and Sebastian head into a major new chapter.

Transcript

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[Pete Correli]

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corieli and Sebastian Maniscalco.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

First time I'm gonna do the podcast with a dog in the room. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I like this dog better than the other dog. Wow. Sorry.

[Pete Correli]

Is this the original?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

This is the original.

[Pete Correli]

Makes sense.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

If he was just the only one, this would be my life. Him just sitting right next to me. Nice. Right, right. You get the other one in here. She's all over the place. I think there's something off, Considering possibly giving her some pot. What you take. And giving the dog a little cbd.

[Pete Correli]

Oh, wow, that's a. I never heard of that, man. I mean, I remember one time though, like when we were living in New York City, we had a small apartment, Jackie and I. We were still dating, I think, and it was a Saturday night. We're getting ready to go out. We used to have this little English. We used to have an English cocker spaniel named Ruby. And I had a bunch of weed on the counter because when Jackie would shower, I'd listen to some CDs, have a beer before we went out, smoke a little. And she'd come out. So we're getting ready to leave and she's like, I'm just going to roll something. And I'm like, where's the weed I don't encounter? And I look over at the dog and it's like weed caught in his hair and it's like wobbling. Like its eyes are all glossy and it doesn't know what's Wrong with it. And it's trying to stand like, holy. It ate the wee.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

There goes the dog. Sorry. What? I can't believe it. I. I think I've implemented such a disciplinary structure with him that he actually respects me more than he respects the rest of the family. That's. That's my thing.

[Pete Correli]

Can sense who's running the show even when it doesn't seem like it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. So, yeah. Welcome to the Pete and Sebastian Show. So I think we should maybe just get into this now as a kind of. To explain to the listeners what's going to happen. All right. Yeah. So the Pete and Sebastian show is, as we know it, as the Pete Sebastian show is going to be defunct. Uh, we're not necessarily stopping the show. It's just the Pete and Sebastian show is going to be moved to SiriusXM channel 99. I. I've gotten my own channel at Sirius XM.

[Pete Correli]

Yes.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And we're moving the Pete Sebastian show to the Sirius XM channel 99. It's going to be called the Sebastian Maniscalco Show. Now, this is not a vanity play by me whatsoever. I don't want anybody to think that, oh, Pete's getting the short end of the stick. His name is not in the title anymore. Sirius XM just wants it. Sebastian Maniscalco branded. Okay, so that's the reason for the name change. Patrick. Our dear friend Patrick is not going to be going with us to SiriusXM. We had a wonderful phone call. Nothing but class coming out of Patrick's end. You never know how people are going to take information like that, but he was just a class act. I'm not saying goodbye to Patrick, more like a see you later. Because I think there's opportunity over at Sirius XM where he could be vital, which is just not on the show right now. Hey, get down. Because SiriusXM has their own infrastructure there. And so thank you, Patrick, for all your hard work here.

[Pete Correli]

Patrick, man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Patrick.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah, it's not over, bro.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's 13 years of the Pete and Sebastian show just going to be just in a different home. So we hope everybody, you could still find this podcast where you normally. It's because it's going to be a podcast, it's going to be a radio show, but then later distributed as a podcast where you could pick it up on itunes and wherever you listen to your podcast. So it's not like or alienating our audience. However, there is going to be segments on the. The Sebastian Mascalco show that you could only listen to on Sirius xm. So, yeah, will you.

[Pete Correli]

I have questions too. Then will you be able to get it eventually on the YouTube channel? And your YouTube channel, how we watch it, the video of it now, the

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

video component of it that I need to ask them how they are able to watch that, which is.

[Pete Correli]

But you will be able to get it as a cast? Not obviously as early as it's out on Sirius on your channel, but you'll

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

be able to get it. You'll be able to get it as a cast. Let me ask. On the video stuff on video.

[Pete Correli]

So this is an exciting listen to Echo Sebastian, man, all these years and everyone I come across, so many of you that have said you listened since day one, and I can't tell you what that means. And this thing is still roaring on. It's very exciting. It's very exciting. Sebastian's got his own channel that's like, you know, you get a chance to do that. How many people get to do that? Like, you two's got a channel. So if this means John Mayer might be singing acoustic on the show at some point, then, you know, that's exciting. And it's the opportunities now being a part of Sirius xm, which I also want to say on a side note, it's just something, you know, it's a great thing to have. It's always been. I've always loved Sirius xm. I can't even tell you how much I enjoy the product. And it's exciting. So that's all I wanted to add.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

SiriusXM is very. Pete, you're very familiar with it. You actually used to do a show with Jim Brewer on Sirius xm. So it's. It's a big. It's a big juggernaut of a company. There's a lot of possibilities over there. And looking forward to exploring all those possibilities. But first and foremost, we have to thank these people who have been listening to us since Pete was in his car at Tim Norton's or Tim Hortons picking this thing. We used to do this thing from parking lots, from hotel rooms, from our iPhone. So we have to thank everybody that has been with us and hopefully will continue to be with us as we migrate over to Syria. So kudos to everybody that listens to the Pete Sebastian Show. We couldn't thank you enough. And again, we've never done this, really, for the sake of the almighty dollar. And not even. We're doing this at Sirius XM for the almighty dollar. It's more of a passion project that we've always enjoyed talking to each other Making each other laugh. So it's just going to be on a bigger platform. More people are going to be able to hear us and watch us

[Pete Correli]

and join us.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You'll be able to watch this on YouTube. I believe it's seven days after it airs on Sirius. You can pick up the thing on YouTube. So Pete's gonna be still doing the show from his home in Rochester. I will then be migrating over to the studios here in Hollywood. Also Pete, Sirius does have satellite places in Tennessee, Miami, Las Veg. As you all know, the New York is the hub. So anytime I come through New York, I'm pretty sure Pika could just come down. We could do the show together. Even if we're on the road. I think we're going to Fort Lauderdale together. We could pop over to Miami studios, do some in person stuff. So it's going to give us some flexibility as kind of where we could do the show.

[Pete Correli]

Nice.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

All exciting stuff. Again, Patrick, we are grateful for your, for your expertise and we're gonna miss your laugh, definitely. So that being said, this could be the final show of the Pete and Sebastian. We don't know, it might be, I don't know, we might do another one. I don't know. But we just wanted to get that off.

[Pete Correli]

What's the exact terminology of the new show when it goes the Sebastian Maniscalco Radio?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, it's, it's our, our show is the Sebastian Man Scalco show. The channel is called Sebastian radio title 99.

[Pete Correli]

There you go. So they're gonna give me like, are they gonna hook me up with a cool backdrop and hey, hey, dog. The dog keeps. He's excited too, for a move.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The bark out of nowhere is just startling. Do you like dogs, by the way, Patrick? Yeah, temporarily. See, he's like me. I could tell he's not a dog guy. He wasn't like getting down on his knees. He didn't even get off the chair to greet the dog, you know what I'm saying? A lot of people who love dogs, they'll get down, they'll get, they'll bend, they'll get in there with the neck rub. He's doing a top of the scalp scratch. That's, that's the petting he's doing.

[Pete Correli]

I mean it's a one hand rarely,

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

you know, you know, there's a lot of, there's a lot of side tapping on his rib cage to almost say, get the fuck out of here.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah, come here, bro. I've had enough of my dog, man. So is Jackie. We're like, we got to find places to put it. Like on the summer. Like I'm looking at some lady's going to take it for only $20 a day because she loves dogs and she has two dogs. And she's like, well, does it get along good with other dogs? And I'm like, jack, I don't want to be halfway on my flight and I land and we get a message from this lady saying that Duke isn't getting along. You either take it or you don't take it. I don't know if it gets along. Is your dog an asshole? I'll let you know. You know, I mean, I can't predict this shit. So, I mean, I wish dogs lived for like seven years. Like that was the shelf life. Like more like, you know, fish die quick. That's too quick. But 13, 13 years is too long. You want a dog when your kid's like 2 till your kid's like 12. Because right around 12 now my kid's getting into boys and doesn't care about the dog. So it's like, you know, that would be perfect.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, the shelf life of a dog is quite long. I actually thought about that as I took the dog out for a walk. I'm thinking, oh, you know, when this thing passes away in 11 years, you know, what's the family going to look like? You know, Seraphine is going to be 19, probably off in college. We have to make that phone call. Hey, are you sitting down? Luigi's gone, you know, like.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But I don't know. Are they growing on me? A little, I guess. But I really distanced myself from the dogs within the last week and a half. Yeah, I was going through a rough patch there with dogs, family, and I think we came out of it in a good way. Lana and I have implemented date nights, which we need.

[Pete Correli]

Nice.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We're going surfing. Surfing like on the water to one of these, like surf places. It's like, it's like man made. It's like a surf ranch.

[Pete Correli]

Oh. Where you get on the board and the water just. And if you fall off, you kind of wash up.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pete Correli]

That looks cool. That looks cool. Oh, man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I've always kind of wanted to surf, to try it out, but my fear was this is the type of luck I have. I would go in the ocean for the first time to try to catch a wave, and next thing you know, I. I fall off on coral and I'm paralyzed from the neck down. And I'm.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah. Wow. I mean, you know, I. I've seen people wipe out on these things. You're doing so like anything can happen anywhere. But I had, I have to say. And I owe this guy. He was talking about thank you cards last episode. I owe this guy an email thank you. But a fan of the cast invited me and my family to surf in Hawaii when we, when we go because he like, he lives there, he has a surfboard, I don't know, something to do with surfing. He has ran by my family and they all said no. And can you guess why? It's unbelievable. It's really sad.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Sharks.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah. I mean, you got a better chance of winning the lotto, but just knowing they're out there, it's unbelievable. I bailed too. Same reason.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Do you ever play the lottery?

[Pete Correli]

No, because I won't win. You know what I'm saying? So what makes me think I'll get bit by a shark? I never win. Well, that's not a win. But yeah, right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Someone. Someone's gotta. Someone's gotta win the lottery. Yeah. Why not you? But with the shark thing, I just know that something's coming off of my skin that attracts predators. That's funny, that's. What a line.

[Pete Correli]

What a line.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Listen, when I'm out outside, right, Bugs, mosquitoes, bees, whatever the insect is, they're circling my head. Something's some pheromone that I'm giving off is attracting insects and possibly sharks.

[Pete Correli]

So you would consider yourself like universal bait. Every living creature would take a nibble out of you, given the chance.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

If you could bottle what I'm giving off.

[Pete Correli]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You could catch any fish in the ocean. Like if you went to the fish shop and the guy was selling bait, you know, you could get the worms here or you could get the shrimp, but what they're really biting on is the Sebastian pheromone.

[Pete Correli]

We got a. We got a rag here that he sweat. And he wiped all the sweat with this rag. You dangle this rag in the water, forget it, you're gonna get a school of sharks. So. Yeah, I don't know, but I. I've always wanted to surf the way you're talking about. I've been the water parks that have that, but the line is just always through the roof. And when people do get up, they stay up forever, you know what I mean? And you get to go till you wipe out. So it's like. It looks so fun. If that's what you're talking about. I would imagine it's the same thing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. Yeah. So we're gonna try that so just kind of trying different things. Just like I said, going on date nights, going on weekends. We want to go see Gwen Stefani, no doubt, at the Sphere in Las Vegas. So just kind of planning those things, getting them in the calendar just because, you know, with kids, if you guys got kids out there, you know, it could be like Groundhog's Day. You know, get up, go to school, go pick them up, go drive to soccer. You got to break that shit up every now and then or you go nuts.

[Pete Correli]

So. Yeah, you sure do, man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, we're trying to. To populate the calendar with some. Some exciting, adventurous stuff. Good. But I want to. I want to. I want to. I don't even know if we could air this, but I do need to get this off my chest, and I need your take on it. A couple weeks ago, we had some people at the house and a friend of ours. They're friends, definitely friends. They had an emergency. Something was going on with their kid. Nothing life threatening, but one of them had to leave to go and get him. Now I didn't even know if I could talk. I'll just say it. So when the individual came back from what he was doing, he missed the dinner. He missed the dinner. I cooked and this and that. I put everything away. He came back and said, is there any food left? Am I obligated now to get everything back out and make this guy a plate? This is unlike you.

[Pete Correli]

This is unlike you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, why fucking midnight?

[Pete Correli]

It's.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Whoa, we're eating ice cream. We're eating ice cream.

[Pete Correli]

But yes, but you're still up. But you're still up. And I gotta be honest here, with the way you are about guests, I'm surprised it wasn't just the guy. I'm not doing the show if you're gonna keep staring at your dog. I'm just not.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I can't. He's walking around.

[Pete Correli]

Jesus Christ. You act like you just got it, bro. It's a dog.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I know. And I'm just trying to figure out if he needs to take a. And he's gonna lay one right here or what he's doing

[Pete Correli]

after all these years. You. You. You. You. You think your dog's just gonna dump out of nowhere? I mean, all these years.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's been two years. I don't know what the. What this thing's gonna do. I think I gotta get it out of here. He's looking at the door, bro.

[Pete Correli]

Oh, my God. Too funny. Hey, get out of there.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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I can't believe you didn't make it like a dish. I go, that's not like you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I said, you know, I did one of these reluctantly. I'm like, yeah, yeah, no, I can. You know, I wasn't. I wasn't. The Italian got sucked right out of me. Normally, I would have got up, now sit down, let me get. I was tired, bro. It was the end of the night. That's not what I got to.

[Pete Correli]

I'm saying, knowing you, when you were putting it all away, why didn't you make a dish? So when he came home, he just throws it in the microwave for 20 minutes, 20 seconds.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I didn't think about it. I didn't even know if he was gonna come back. I was like, I don't know. This very well could be the end of the night for him. Then when he came back, I don't know what, he got any food. I'm like, jesus Christ. What are you.

[Pete Correli]

This.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

This a fucking restaurant. The kitchen.

[Pete Correli]

Is he staying at your home or is he not staying at home? You're like, I didn't know if he was gonn. This a. This is.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Hold on. What's the. Oh, here we go. Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? He. Did he piss? Is there somebody down there?

[Pete Correli]

I can.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

They're coming to get her.

[Pete Correli]

It's. He still does it that quick and out of nowhere.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Why? It's not, it's not. It's not going to take a lot that. For him to just take a piss on the carpet. I mean, generally speaking, I don't think he's gonna do it. He got up and all of a sudden was walking around looking for a way out.

[Pete Correli]

Okay. Oh, man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So anyway, this. This could be it. This could be an edit. This whole story, I don't know. It just has to go through levels of people to get on the air. But I was tired and I didn't want to fix him a plate because it was. And I got no kitchen. Everything's, you know, there's nothing really to warm it up. I have to warm up the pizza oven with wood.

[Pete Correli]

Oh, my God. That's like 1800. Shit, man. I mean, you know, even then I'd say, wait till morning when we're making biscuits. It's over. I hear ya. I just. It's a tough thing too, as a man. I mean, you're right at the bottom of the hill. There's an in and out, burgers all over the joint. You're a grown man. You know, you're coming in at midnight. I'm hungry. Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Know.

[Pete Correli]

All of a sudden, years old, were you just playing kickball? Were you playing kickball with the, with the boys out there?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't even. I don't even.

[Pete Correli]

I don't say that to a grown man. I don't think I've ever looked at a grown man since I was 30 years old and said, I'm hungry. I'll take care of it myself.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's what I'm saying. Like, eat a protein bar on the way up or whatever. Wait, you're going to come and get. Hey, you got any more food?

[Pete Correli]

On the flip side, I'm surprised when you were putting the food away, you didn't put a little bone marrow on the side, a little of this on the side, a little down the side. And then said when he came home, I'm hungry, I got a plate for you, actually. I'm just surprised that you didn't.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I didn't have anywhere to heat it up.

[Pete Correli]

Oh, that's right. You keep saying that, bro. I mean, that's right. You gotta get this together with this kitchen. It's gonna be. It's gonna change your life again. I don't think you realize quite how

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

much happiness I'm gonna feel when I get into this kitchen is gonna be leaps and bounds. I'm actually depressed that I don't have a kitchen. I can't cook. I can't.

[Pete Correli]

Horrifying, bro.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I can't function like a normal human being.

[Pete Correli]

So

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

you ever look at your parents? Well, God rest their soul, but now that my parents are getting up in age, starting to see the cracks in the foundation, you know what I'm saying? I'm starting to see age set in and. I don't know, very upsetting. It's because my mother didn't really grow up with the Internet. Or she didn't grow up or was privy to Facebook and social media until recently. Maybe. I don't know. It's like five to seven years. But I'll randomly get messages from my mother. The last one was, what's this I see? You ran down a hill looking for cheese. What? I don't even know what the hell she's talking about. It's on your Facebook page. How come you didn't tell me this? I was on the Howie Mandel show, and he brought up a clip of a guy saying, sebastian Maniscalco was recently found running down a hill in the annual cheese roll in Sweden. Right? But it was a joke, you know, it wasn't me. He was just, like, reporting that it was me, right? Now my mom thinks I went to Sweden. I mean, if you would just do, like, kind of deductive reasoning here, you would go, did he say he was in Sweden? You know, and, like, put two and two together, that this shit ain't real.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Like, my mom would, like, would look at AI and if I was, like, a bodybuilder, right? And going, jesus Christ, you look great. Well, you know, like, it's AI, you know what I'm saying? Like, she doesn't, like, grasp the concepts.

[Pete Correli]

But, bro, I'm afraid there's gonna come a day now when technology is so incredible. We're gonna be in our 80s and they're gonna have holograms. Like, when you're talking to Seraphina, it's as if she's in your living room and it's a hologram. And that's how people talk. But you're gonna be going, how did you get here so quick? How did you get here so quick? And she's gonna go, dad, it's a hologram. You gotta, like.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Like, are we.

[Pete Correli]

It's happening so fast.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What are we?

[Pete Correli]

Yeah, Because I feel like your parents. And if my parents are still like, they can't even believe. Like, is there an actual. They could. If there's an actual video of you chasing Cheese, they can't wrap their head around that. That's fake. So. So it's like, it's all moving so fast for them, man. Forget it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Maybe. But I'm like, God, my. So she's going, well, you're going to thank me one day when I see one of these video. Okay, sorry. Oh, again, I like it.

[Pete Correli]

She's on it for you. Well, you think. Well, you think you're going to be Sharper's attack when you're 80?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm not saying I'm not Sharper's Attack.

[Pete Correli]

Now, since I got out of that, I got. That's what I got out of that comment, that, that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

All right.

[Pete Correli]

When you went, all right, all right. No, because I say you go always. Like, you sound like you think you're going to be sharp as attack at 84.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I didn't say sharp as attack, but are we going to be really going to our kids? I can't believe that my grandson is in the same room that I'm in and he lives in Seattle. How did he get here?

[Pete Correli]

I believe it again. I believe it again. Hearing it from you now.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What? I don't see me doing that, but okay.

[Pete Correli]

All right. Well.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And then I called my dad last night. My dad just had a little surgery, prostate surgery. Right. So I'm calling to check up on him.

[Pete Correli]

Right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And this is. No, when you're getting old. Like, my dad's like, he's in bed around 7:15 now, but he'll, like, be on his iPad reading stuff, but he's in bed. And I go, what. What are you doing in bed? I'm in bed. Just, you know, hanging out. But call last night, nine o', clock, his time. It's dark. I go, what are you doing? I'm in the bathroom. I go, okay, I don't want to FaceTime. It's like a raccoon I'm seeing because there's some light coming off. Wherever he's at, there's some light. And I could see his glasses and it's reflecting the light. So I go, wait, Yeah, I don't want to talk to you in the bathroom. No, I'm just sitting on the toilet watching Lincoln Lawyer. I go, why aren't you in your bed? My back hurts. So when I watch the program, when I sit up in the bed, my back hurts. So what I do is I go on the toilet and I watch the show on the toilet? Cause it doesn't hurt my back. What the fuck are you doing, dad? You're watching a TV show on the toilet. Cause it makes your back feel better. He sits on the toilet fully clothed, and I guess the hole, you know,

[Pete Correli]

the hole of the toilet doesn't put

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

pressure on his lower back. Oh, man. He's comfortable there.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah. Oh, wow. Wow, man. Your dad is just a trooper.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Holy. Kid, is that gonna be us one day? Am I gonna call you and go, what are you doing? Like, I'm in the, I'm in the bathroom watching the Godfather because I have a back pain.

[Pete Correli]

I can't imagine it not being. I don't know if I'm gonna be doing that. That's like his thing, which is unbelievable. But do you find at all, like, I, like, things start to happen and maybe you don't even notice them. Like, for me, like, I give you the one example. When I get out of the roo, my left leg, I always grab my, my hands and I help my leg over. So the other day, Sadie was like, dad, do you, do you use your hands to lift your leg out of the car? I go, yeah, I made it halfway. Half my hands, half the leg. I make it do half the work. And it's just something I've been doing so long that, like, it's become the norm. So, like. But like, if your dad just like all of a sudden was like, oh, I'm sitting on the toilet. This is weird. But it's probably been over time. He's like, been on the toilet, he notices it, feels bad. It's probably not even weird to him, you know what I'm saying? So who knows what kind of quirks you got? That bit about putting your socks on on your last special. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I get it. There's little things that happen as you get older that you're doing. But the, the, the deviation from the norm, I don't think, is that that's a big one.

[Pete Correli]

This is, this is.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm on the toilet because I got lit. Fucking Lincoln lawyer. So, I mean, one of the things that I do that would maybe contribute. I've noticed this and Lana even kind of gave it to me yesterday. Like, I'm becoming an old man when I'm driving.

[Pete Correli]

Oh, really?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm driving and someone will kind of dart out, hey, look at this. Look at this. What you take?

[Pete Correli]

Yeah, I, I, yeah, I, I do that too. I find, though, I get, I'm trying not to do that because I get overly Angry for things that, like, that don't even end up being a problem. Like, like someone will stop. And I'm like, oh, we're not gonna make a right at like, like, because you can. I'm like, we're not gonna make a right. And then they go.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm like, all right, yeah.

[Pete Correli]

And I'm like, listen to yourself. They breaked for a second and you're

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

already up their ass. I know. I'm doing the same thing. I used to just say it in my head, but now it's coming out of my mouth. Just unlike. Look at this guy on the cell phone. Look at his. I bet. What's he doing in there? And then, and then like my wife's like, yeah, tone it down.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So I hope I'm not headed for like that old, that old guy walking around the neighborhood going, don't even fix their house. Like it is

[Pete Correli]

so what, what, what happens? Like, like for example, with your father, I want to say with the 7:15. I like to think a part of that when you get older is man or woman. When you've been alive long enough, you start to go. There's nothing that I haven't done, seen, or been a part of. After dark, I've done it all. I know what goes on. I'm going to bed. I like the sunrise way more than I need the darkness. Or is it just strictly I'm exhausted at 7:00 clock at night. When you're older, do you feel the way you do at midnight? I can't keep my eyes open.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Jesus.

[Pete Correli]

Can't keep your eyes open. Thank God the restaurants are opening up early. Can't even stay awake to eat dinner.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, that's where we're at. We went out to dinner Last week at 6:00'. Clock. 6:00pm that's not late.

[Pete Correli]

That's not perfect. But that's not early either. That's perfect.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Lon and I used to make a reservation at 9 o'.

[Pete Correli]

Clock. That's insane.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

With no kids now, 6 o', clock, I feel we'll be home by 8:30 and be in bed by 9. 9:15. We'll get a good start on the day tomorrow. This is what I'm thinking,

[Pete Correli]

bro. You're 10 years away from walking in with sandals with socks at 4 o'.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Clock.

[Pete Correli]

Are you open yet? Are you open yet?

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh man. Yeah, I don't know, there's these little idiosyncrasies I guess as you grow older you start to see again the cracks in the foundation. I mean, I don't know, my in laws, they're in Switzerland, you know, like these people, you know, My father in law is 81 years old and he's traveling all over the world. No fatigue, no nothing. My dad, seven o', clock, he's on the toilet watching Lincoln Lawyer. It's two different guys.

[Pete Correli]

But you know, I mean is your dad, when he tells you he's watching Lincoln Lawyer, he's not saying it like I'm on the toilet watching Lincoln Lawyer, he's saying it like I'm watching Lincoln Lawyer on the toilet. Right? Like that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, he goes, I love it in here. It's like a movie theater. That's what I'm saying. That's.

[Pete Correli]

He wouldn't want to be in wherever your father in law is, he wants to be on the toilet watching Lincoln Lawyer in his home in America.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Right?

[Pete Correli]

Yeah. So it's, it's just like my in laws, last time they came to visit I was like, I said to my wife, I go, they're at that age now, they don't want to, they want to stay. They want to be home. They're like home. You know, you take an 85 year old person except your in laws. Anyone else 85 and older, you get them out of their own home, they may as well be on the moon.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You know what I mean?

[Pete Correli]

They're like, hold my stuff, my stuff. You know what I'm saying?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Might as well be on the moon. Oh God, yeah. No, you're taking old people out of their surroundings and forget it. They're, they, they're confused, deranged, lost. I'm just afraid that my dad, my, if my dad ever decides to go to a movie theater, does he have to take a toilet seat with him to feel comfortable? I mean, where's this going, man?

[Pete Correli]

Oh, man. I know what's going on with the doctors. What's the. I'm giving you the diagnosis. The man sits in a bed and he's in pain. He sits on a toilet bowl and he's relieved. Take that information and fix the guy. I don't know what I tell you, man. With all the technology going, this world, I'm really disappointed in the back. And what's going on with the back situation. I mean, they can't figure it out. They can't figure it out for people. I'm a part of it. I know what it's like. It's ridiculous.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But why is everybody's back hurt? Like, what's going on? Is it the. Lana and I think it's our mattress. Do you think you have the. And this. This is something that needs to be studied. We just pick a mattress, basically. You go to the store, you lay on it. I guess this might feel good. Over eight hours, no one's really telling us what bed is good for our body type. It's true. It's true. So do you think you have the best bed available for sleeping?

[Pete Correli]

I do now. And I think maybe season 10 of the cast. I've talked about getting it. It's a sleep number. But up until that point in my life, I didn't. I never took it serious. You go buy a pair of running sneakers and they'll put you on the fake treadmill and tell you the width of your shoe and this and that and the other thing. And you're on those for what, an hour a day? If you're a run bed, eight hours a day, nothing. Some guy in a suit hovering over you, going, right? So you're right. We should take it more seriously, man. How about you? Do you feel your bed now is the bed you should be using?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, I don't think I'm on a proper bed. And I don't think I've been on the proper bed for 52 years, which I think is attributing to a lot of body aches, hip problems, back issues. I just don't know the proper way to sleep. Yeah, I mean, wow. I heard you say.

[Pete Correli]

I mean, we all know one aspect, but we don't want to admit it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What's that?

[Pete Correli]

Proper way to sleep is alone. I mean, it is in the sense that, you know, okay, everything exactly how you want it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay. Tonight, when you Go to bed. Let's say you're in. You know, you and Jackie are, whatever, brushing your teeth and whatnot. And let's say she gets into bed first and you're still in the bathroom, and you shut the light and you go to. Jackie gonna sleep in the guest room tonight. Do you think there would be, like, what? What do you mean you're gonna sleep in the guest room? Or would it be like, okay, Pete, like, do you think that would be a problem?

[Pete Correli]

Oh, my God, 100% both ways, too. I mean, I joke about sleeping alone. She slept in the bedroom in the other room. It's like, when you wake up, who's calling? The lawyer?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Hold on, hold on. Do you think if Jackie told you she was sleeping in the other bed, you would go for what? You think you would have a problem with it?

[Pete Correli]

Yeah, we fight. And, like, I'll tell her, well, then let's not sleep in the same bed. And she's like. She's always like, that's. You don't do that. You don't do that. But truth be told, if she said to me, seriously, Pete, I'm going to set up the other bedroom, and that's going to be where I sleep at night, I would go, you're out of your mind. If you're going to do that, you may as well. I'll just get an apartment because we're done.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay?

[Pete Correli]

I'm not, like, next to my wife.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay. For a night. I go, jack, I just want to see what it feels like to sleep in a different bed because my body's been kind of aching. I just want to see. Do you think she would come with you to sleep in the bed with you?

[Pete Correli]

Well, the only other thing we have is we have the two twin beds. They're good mattresses. But the other thing, too, is there's been times where she's like, you're still breathing out of your mouth, and I already have my nose strips, and I've gotten mad. I'm like, well, whatever, I'll just go sleep in the other room. And she'll be like, no, you won't, because I'm not making the bed after you sleep in it, because it's got the pillows on it. It's got everything. So I've stayed in the bed just. Just for that aspect. Because you ever do that, you wake up and now you made a mess of the guest room. You ever do that where you can't find the right thing? You try, like, that couch, then that. And then by morning, it looks like, 10 people slept over and they all left early.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, I've never really migrated throughout the home looking for a place to sleep. But like, last night, Lana went out with her girlfriends and I went to bed. Now, generally speaking, when Lana comes home, you know, you would think she's in college, the noise level is at a. An all time high. You know, it's just, you know, like putting her on the bedside table. There's no, like, real grace about it. It's just a lot of boom thing. Right now.

[Pete Correli]

Be you getting a little old too, or is it like, if you were 30, you think you'd still feel like, this is loud. This is loud.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, a baby would wake up from a deep sleep, the way she comes in. So I was thinking, do I go upstairs? So when she comes home, she'd be as loud as she wants and I'm uninterrupted because I'm the type of guy, it's like any noise could wake me up. Next thing you know, I'm up for the night, so. But I couldn't do that last night because the kids were sleeping. And I feel if the kids got up and went to go look for daddy in his bedroom and he's not there, you know, they would go, where's Daddy? That's traumatic. Yeah, I couldn't do that. Plus nothing. Oftentimes I used to go to the guest house where you stayed. Coming home late from. What is that?

[Pete Correli]

What?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What is that?

[Pete Correli]

What?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What is that? What'd you just do? Nothing.

[Pete Correli]

What are you talking about?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Did you see that gum or something? Gum? It was this.

[Pete Correli]

I like that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, but what you put in your mouth. Nothing. I don't know why you went to the side to do it.

[Pete Correli]

Why?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

How come you just didn't do this? You were like, what?

[Pete Correli]

I didn't know I did that. I went like that. All right, I have a piece of gum.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Is that what it is?

[Pete Correli]

Yeah. No big deal.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay, so you did put something in your mouth.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah, but I'm not gonna tell you because, like. Because you. You don't get to know. I don't know. I like. Why do you gotta know?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Why? Why is that a secret?

[Pete Correli]

I'm just being chill about him just being like. It's spotlight on it, man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's more distracting when you're talking to someone. They. They did by the frame. They're going. They pop back up. If you just went, I wouldn't have thought, oh, he's eating a piece of gum. That's what I thought.

[Pete Correli]

All right, well, you know I didn't. All right, so how. Let's get back to this thing, though, here with sleeping in a separate room, because you can't. If you can't be, you got to be. We need kids. You can't go out to the guest room. So that's not an option. But what the problem is, and I respect this because I have the same problem. Once you've woken up, I don't know, maybe it's age we reach. It's hard to get back down. And then I'm mad at the person that is the reason I'm up. And I feel like my. I start thinking about my day tomorrow and I get more mad at the person. And then if that person is next to me now sleeping, that's like the coup de grace. I don't even know if I'm using that right, but whatever. Can I chew my gum now?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You could have chewed it before. I just. I was a little thrown with the way you popped it in your mouth. That kind of threw me for a curveball, that's all.

[Pete Correli]

Do you know, when I used to work with my uncle doing sewer and drain, we worked on a lot of really rich homes. And what I found fascinating, you know, cleaning their plumbing lines and whatnot, they all had separate rooms for the husband and wife. It was like a thing. It was wild, man. I never knew that, like. And it goes Back to the 1800s, man. Rich people always do that. Separate rooms. That's crazy, right? That's how we were raised, man. I bet your parents bed that they slept on is smaller than the bed your kids sleep on alone.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

My parents growing up, I don't even know if I told you this, and I didn't even think anything of it. When did I tell you they had a mirror over their bed?

[Pete Correli]

No.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So they had this elaborate bed. It's a water bed. And it was housed in this like. Like, what do they call it when the bed set is like. They had, like. They had cabinetry on the side of the bed. You know, it was like a. Looked like a fortress, but on the top there was a mirror. Now as a kid, I'm like, oh, that's so cool. You know, you could kind of like look in the mirror and then fall asleep or what, whatever. But then I'm like, as the older I got, I go, what is this, some palace?

[Pete Correli]

Oh, my God. Have you ever asked, especially your mom, you ever go watch with the mirrors?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What are you going to say, ma, what the hell? Do you have a mirror years up? Because I like to Watch your father when he comes.

[Pete Correli]

Now, is. Is this the same waterbed that you ended up having? Because I remember you telling us as a child you had a waterbed.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

There's two waterbeds in the house. One with a mirror and one with no mirror.

[Pete Correli]

God. Everybody's floating at night in the Maniscalco. Except your sister. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

My dad went from a waterbed with mirrors on the ceiling to the toilet watching Lincoln Moyer.

[Pete Correli]

Oh, my God. He don't have the water bed anymore, does he?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, no, no. But then he's wondering why his back is screwed up. My dad's like, I don't want my back. I go, dad, because you were floating for 35 years with no support.

[Pete Correli]

Y. Yeah, there you go. That's too funny, man. But are you constantly trying to figure out what bed to get for yourself? Because you're saying it's important, but yet you're saying yours isn't good. Are you doing anything about it?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. So we're on a mission for the best bed to find out what the best bed is. Now, I have a couple beds throughout the house, and I have to figure out if they're the same type of bed that I'm sleeping on. So we might switch out the beds just to see if there's any difference. But, yeah. I want to say this before we wrap it up. I went to San Francisco Tuesday night for a gig, and I was in the car with the guy driving the car, and I started looking around San Francisco, and I said, wow, it's cleaned up. Where's the homeless? And he's like, oh, yeah, the mayor's been doing a great job, and super bowl is just here. So I go, where are they? Where'd they put them all? You know, like, I'm often fascinated if you have, like, a homeless problem or a drug issue in a city, and next thing you know, you don't see those people anymore. Where do they go?

[Pete Correli]

La.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I mean, I don't know, like, where they end up going. So I'm like, oh. I kind of wrote off San Francisco as a place to visit just because last time I was there, it was needles, homeless people shitting in the sidewalk. So definitely something that I would revisit as a place to go, maybe for the weekend. But on the way back, I was on the plane, and I asked the pilot. I said, before we even got into anything, I asked him about the crash in LaGuardia. You see that Air Canada hit the fire truck, right? And I don't know, like, do you feel if you ask a pilot about a crash or something, that they would know more than the average person would know about what happened? Or is it like, what are you asking me for? I read the same story you did. Do you. Do you think they're like. Do you think they get like, did you hear what happened? You know, laguardia and the things. Do they know more than we do? Absolutely.

[Pete Correli]

Like, I feel like they lean and go. There's this thing called an SMS system. You wouldn't be familiar with it, but what the SMS system is supposed to do and what did. And you feel like you're getting some fucking CNN shit. Right? Right, Absolutely. It's like if a comedian says something very offensive or there's a, you know, scandal, someone will ask you, what do you think of the, you know, Bobby Johnson thing? You know, some name, what happened to Bobby Johnson or whoever. Like, somehow we all talk. So anyway, what was. What did he say?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

He said, the guy I think working. What do you call it? What do you call it? Air traffic controller was doing not only the air traffic, but he's also doing ground traffic. And generally speaking, I think.

[Pete Correli]

Yeah, I was in the news. It was in the news.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, it was okay. So some miscommunication. I just like to get the crash stuff out of the way before we get in the air, you know, I feel like if I don't mention that. Or do you feel if you mention that, that now he's thinking when he's flying, oh, this guy's worried about crash. I better really hone in on this today. What's your take on mentioning a crash before takeoff?

[Pete Correli]

I put it up there with, when you go up to a bouncer and you say, aren't you going to ask me for my id? That's what the pilot's thinking. Same thing as the bouncer, like, oh, yeah, I know. I mean, the idea that he's going to fly more careful because you're giving off the vibe that you really want to live is ridiculous. You know what I mean? So does he.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's funny.

[Pete Correli]

But I hear you about San Fran. I'm happy to hear that. Before we end, I just want to say hope San Fran is making that comeback because first time I went there as a. I literally walked that city so much that by the time I did a show, I was exhausted, my feet hurt. It was gorgeous. I loved every second of it. Went back with Jackie. What was one of the treasures of this country? Man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay, so listen, Pete and Sebastian show. You're going to be Able to find us. April is the launch. Sebastian Maniscalco show. Check us out there. Channel 99. Also available on podcast, also available on video YouTube. Seven days after the release of it on SiriusXM. It's not goodbye, it's just we're moving to another location. All right.

[Pete Correli]

Yes. Other than that and the Patreon. I'm gonna still. We'll talk about that, guys. But I got stuff.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, Patreon. Here's something. Patreon Pete is going to run the Patreon Channel. We don't know what it's going to be called yet. Or did you come up with a name?

[Pete Correli]

No, just the Pete Channel, I guess. I mean, because you said it's got to have my name on it and.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, it doesn't have to be that aspect of it.

[Pete Correli]

It doesn't have to. Yeah. Can't have. Can't be called Pete and Sebastian Channel is what I'm saying. Yeah, but so still going to do loose ends, man. Probably going to do it twice a week. It's growing. We love doing it. Anyway, go ahead.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So you can catch Pete on the Pete Channel over there, whatever it's going to be called. That should probably start up in May because we have another Patreon, I believe, coming out in April for you guys. But yeah, that's. That's the story here. We might do another show, but this might be the final Pete and Sebastian show as we know it. And again, thank you so much for being with us for the next 13 years or last 13 years. And hopefully you'll be with us for the next 13 years.

[Pete Correli]

Channel 99. Let's do it, baby.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You got it.

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