Episode Summary: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 627: "On Stage Sneezes"

Release Date: November 5, 2024 | Hosts: Pete Corielli & Sebastian Maniscalco

1. Introduction to the Episode

In Episode 627 of The Pete and Sebastian Show, hosts Pete Corielli and Sebastian Maniscalco delve into a variety of humorous and relatable topics ranging from on-stage mishaps to quirky personal habits. The conversation is rich with anecdotes, playful banter, and insightful reflections on everyday situations, all delivered with their signature comedic flair.

2. Popcorn Anecdotes and On-Stage Behaviors

The episode kicks off with Pete reminiscing about a memorable instance during a road trip where he indulged in a family-sized bag of SkinnyPop popcorn. Sebastian humorously criticizes Pete’s snack habits, leading to a lighthearted exchange about personal quirks on the road.

• Popcorn Sharing Quirk:
  • Sebastian (03:06): “...I posted Pete during a ride from Portland to Seattle, you whipped out a family size bag of popcorn.”
  • Pete (04:21): “They’re gonna want more. If I start digging in with my hand, they're not gonna have more.”

This conversation seamlessly transitions into a discussion about professional behavior on stage, specifically addressing the etiquette of handling unexpected situations like a runny nose during a performance.

• Handling a Runny Nose on Stage:
  • Sebastian (09:19): “Could you imagine you went to a concert and you're listening to Frank Sinatra, and he turns away to blow his nose. I'd leave.”
  • Pete (10:27): “What do you do if you got a runny nose? Do you ever have a show where you feel like you might have something there and you're not sure?”

Sebastian emphasizes the importance of maintaining professionalism and composure, likening the act of handling the microphone to a soldier with his rifle.

• Sebastian (12:03): “If I let go of the microphone on stage, I think that is equivalent to a soldier putting down his rifle in the heat of battle.”

Pete reflects on past performances and the challenges of balancing personal discomfort with audience expectations.

• Pete (11:29): “I would probably, if it was pretty early on, I would definitely go... fix it, grab the mic again, say something else funny about it, pop back up.”

3. Navigating the Service Industry and Personal Experiences

Transitioning from stage antics, Pete and Sebastian explore their interactions with the service industry, sharing humorous yet insightful observations about customer service standards and personal grooming habits during their travels.

• Coffee and Service Standards:
  • Pete (21:06): “I just use the oil and I Jude Law to shit where, like, I'll go five, six days, just putting Moroccan oil on Moroccan oil...”
  • Sebastian (25:32): “I'm going to get a cleaning today, actually. Right, bro?”

They discuss the frustrations of inconsistent service, such as receiving skimmed portions of drinks or encountering staff with unmet professional standards.

• Pete (26:28): “I have talked about this before. Can you see that? It's a large bottle...”
  • Sebastian (27:54): “Don't shy away from those Crest whitening strips...”

4. Personal Grooming and Hotel Room Etiquette

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to personal grooming habits and maintaining cleanliness in hotel rooms. Pete shares his meticulous routines to ensure room cleanliness, while Sebastian adds his own tips and experiences.

• Nose Hair Management:
  • Pete (40:39): “I'll pluck them. I try to do it in a hotel...”
  • Sebastian (41:42): “And if I'm not mistaken, hair, what it's supposed to do, the reason they got hair in your nose is so it catches bacteria and you don't get sick.”

They humorously discuss the importance of maintaining personal hygiene to respect housekeeping staff, sharing stories about cleaning up after themselves to avoid inconveniencing others.

• Pete (48:43): “I've had nights where I come back to the hotel room and I'll get at it a little bit with the skinny pop...”
  • Sebastian (48:43): “You stole my towel. You still. You stole my towel technique at the end of the visit.”

5. Upcoming Shows and Future Plans

As the episode draws to a close, Pete and Sebastian shift focus to their upcoming tours and projects. They tease future episodes, special performances, and the expansion of their show's reach through platforms like Patreon.

• Sebastian (49:20): “It's been fun. We'll get into your private gig on the next episode...”
  • Pete (50:03): “Yes, did Loose Ends. Did it Monday night...”

They also discuss the potential for expanding their content creation with new equipment and exploring different locations for their casts, highlighting their enthusiasm for continued collaboration and audience engagement.

6. Concluding Remarks

Pete and Sebastian wrap up the episode with reflections on maintaining quality interactions and the importance of mutual respect in personal and professional settings. Their conversation leaves listeners with both laughter and thoughtful insights into the nuances of daily life and the entertainment industry.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Sebastian (09:19): “Could you imagine you went to a concert and you're listening to Frank Sinatra, and he turns away to blow his nose. I'd leave.”
• Sebastian (12:03): “If I let go of the microphone on stage, I think that is equivalent to a soldier putting down his rifle in the heat of battle.”
• Pete (21:05): “And that's. I don't get what Moroccan oil, people, but that shit is like, men got to know about this.”
• Pete (26:28): “I have talked about this before. Can you see that? It's a large bottle...”
• Sebastian (40:14): “I'm not going. I got silent.”
• Pete (48:43): “I've had nights where I come back to the hotel room and I'll get at it a little bit with the skinny pop...”

Conclusion

Episode 627 of The Pete and Sebastian Show offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and relatable discussions that showcase the chemistry between Pete Corielli and Sebastian Maniscalco. From handling unexpected on-stage moments to navigating the challenges of hotel stays and personal grooming, the hosts provide an engaging and entertaining listening experience that resonates with both fans and newcomers alike.