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This is the players box.
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Hey, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of the Players Box. I'm Desiree Krafczyk alongside Jenny Brady, Madison Keys and Jess Pula. Thank you to Amazon Health AI for sponsoring this episode. Healthcare just got less painful. As always, a friendly reminder to please give our podcast five stars and subscribe on YouTube. Today we are going to really give you an insight into the group chat. We have been pretty much glued to the TV screens lately on the latest episodes and shows, and we have so much to discuss with that. So we will also get you prepped for our next tournament in Canada. But first, let's get into our unforced error of the Week. Jenny.
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So I went so hard at the wedding last week that I got strep throat.
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So maybe it was walking around. Hoover and slippers. It's tough.
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That's what Jess said. And then my physio.
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Oh, just kidding. You don't sound great.
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And then my physio clocked me.
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What do you mean? Like, hate you?
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No, no, For.
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For
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when you say clock.
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Gen Z term. Des. Not the Millennial Show.
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My goodness.
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Oh, my God. No, for. It was like a joke for getting strep throat. I went too hard at the wedding, so.
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Yikes.
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Yeah, that's my unforced error, Jess.
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I had one that I'm gonna use from last week, since I had a couple that week. I stepped on a piece of glass.
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Ouch.
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And it was funny. Well, not funny, but I did break something there, because, of course, I break a lot of things. Broke something there. I thought I cleaned it up. Obviously didn't. But I told Jenny I stepped on it and she goes, oh, yeah. Like, I picked up a huge piece of glass there when I was there, and I was like, what? I, like, vacuumed. I did everything but, you know, glass. Like, you never, like, clean all of it up.
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Fully clean it.
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And I don't know how I had slippers on. I don't understand how that happened. I think my foot must have. You know, like, sometimes when you're dragging your feet and they kind of slip out. And I think when I went to put my, like, foot firmly down in my slipper, there was, like, this tiny little piece that just jabbed me right in the heel. And I literally actually had to pull it, like, clean out. And it was really small, but it was bleeding a ton. But I was fine. But it wasn't great.
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Yeah, it looked really bad.
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Geez.
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Yeah. Actually, I have a picture. It looks really bad. It was, like, so small, but it was Actually, like, kind of a longer piece, so I had to, like, literally, like, I was trying to make sure I pulled it clean out. So, like, you know, you don't leave anything in there.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Yeah. Okay.
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I'm glad you're okay.
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So that happened, but it's been fine. No issues on the court with that, which I was at the weddings. I think both times, someone broke something on the dance floor.
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Yeah.
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You know, everyone starts taking their shoes off. And at Tommy's wedding, I didn't have backup shoes like I did at Asia's, because I was at the same hotel. I remember my agent Chris, being like, jess, just get.
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Just.
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You don't have any shoes on. Like, get away from here. We don't need any injuries at Tommy Paul's wedding. Like, that would be disaster.
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Oh, my God.
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So I think it was, like, circling me, but I didn't quite actually do it, I guess, till I was home. But I'm fine, Des.
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I can't really think of an unforced error other than I brought a puzzle with me to Memphis. And, you know, I like to do a little bit of puzzling, and I obviously picked a puzzle that. This sounds so lame. I picked a puzzle that had full sky, and you just. It's just impossible to do. And I just want to throw my whole puzzle, like, away, because the sky is the hardest part. And it's. It's basically right where I'm looking at where the laptop is. It's just right there. I haven't touched it for three days. So leaving this puzzle here and just hope someone else uses it or just gives it away, I just. I can't. I can't do it.
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You should, like, leave a note and you should say, like, hey, if you finish this, like, here's my number. Send me a picture.
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Well, here's my Instagram. I won't give you my number, but. Yeah, something.
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She doesn't give out her digits that easily.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Just throw it out that window.
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If it opens, just put Jenny's number instead.
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I'm on a really high floor, so don't think.
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No, I get enough spam calls,
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Maddie.
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My unforced error of the week kind of goes hand in hand with my update from DC I lost first round and was. I practiced the next day and was, like, in the gym to do a workout after, and I'm, like, mid. Mid lift in not match clothes in the middle of a conversation in between sets, and one of the staff comes over for the. Like, for the tour. And is like, hey, so your match today. Do you care if we switch your courts? And I was like, I lost, so I'm not who you're looking for. She was like, oh, you're not? And then just walked away.
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Who was she looking for? Did you ever find out?
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She was looking for Heather Watson, which I deduced. Oh, gosh. But the best part was Francis was there and watched the entire interaction happen and was basically on the ground laughing.
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Did he do the stomp?
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Did he do the stomp?
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He did the stomp.
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And then he did that, like, he almost tackles you, like, hug thing that he does. And then he was like, I cannot believe that just happened. I was like, yeah. I was like, jess isn't on the schedule today. That's usually like that. So I scanned the gym and I was like, oh, Heather, that's. That's definitely who she thinks that I am.
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Oh, my God.
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That's tough.
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Tough.
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It was tough.
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Brutal.
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Yeah. I think Jenny wins.
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Unforced error as she's hacking up.
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Yeah,
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yeah, it was brutal.
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And it's contagious, right?
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Yeah. Yeah. So I was like. At first I thought I was just, like, a little cold because I woke up in the middle of the night one night with massive headache, and I thought maybe. Oh, it was because I didn't have my afternoon double espresso or Celsius the day before. And so I thought it was like a caffeine headache. No. Turns out it was a strep. Yeah.
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Like knives in your throat.
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Who created this thing?
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Is it the first time you've ever gotten strep? Yeah, because you've been saying it's the worst thing I've ever had.
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It's the first time. Because I've never had this before because it's literally the worst thing I've ever had.
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And what do you do to. You just let it kind of pass or. You have to.
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No, you can't.
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Antibiotics.
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You need antibiotics.
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Yeah, yeah. Like, it doesn't pass. Like, I tried. I thought, like. Like I said, I thought it was just a little common cold or like a sore throat. I don't know, maybe from the club. But then I was like, I wasn't, like, singing, so I don't know. And I, like, bought all this stuff, you know, And I was doing the saltwater gargle, that apple cider vinegar, garlic.
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Did you do, like, the garlic with the garlic clove and honey?
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I did every. Yes, I did. I did everything. I was, like, literally taking honey and squeezing it down my throat, like, to
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like, coat your throat.
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Coat my throat? Jess was like. Jess was like, get that. Get some honey in there. You need to coat it. And I was like, okay. So I went at like, 10:30 at night, and I'm squeezing, standing in the kitchen, I take the lid off and I'm squeezing honey, like, down my throat,
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and I'm like, oh, this tastes great. Sugar high. Yeah.
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And then I'm like, oh, my God, this feels great. And then five minutes later, I was
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like, no, it's not great.
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Yeah, I knew.
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I was like, guys, it's not a sore throat.
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Yeah, brutal stuff is terrible.
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Yeah, it's brutal.
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Well, Maddie gave a little bit of her update from dc. We're sorry that it was a short, kind of sad one, but also kind of a funny story link.
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And you'll miss me.
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I'm still here. The locker room lady asked me if I had four buys. I was like, I play tomorrow.
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I'm like, I don't understand how I've gotten to dc, played a match, lost, have packed all my stuff, getting ready to leave, and I will be off of the ground before Jess takes the
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course and had a day, another day after.
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Literally. She's like, oh, you have two eyes or something.
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That's hilarious.
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It was so funny, I just started laughing. I play tomorrow. Um, Thursday start for me. But then if I win, I think I would play, like four straight days if I make it all the way to the finals. So I don't really have much of an update other than Des. Bye.
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Bye.
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Yeah, other than I got a buy. Des, what about Memphis?
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Yeah, first time here. We played this afternoon. We were supposed to play our last match or our first match the. The night before. But I think with the start time, you couldn't Go. You can't be on Court at 11pm so we end up being postponed till today. And we won in a nice breaker. I think 1210, honestly.
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Yeah, 1210.
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You save us freaking. You think?
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I love that. I don't love that. I just happen to be there.
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I don't know. But, you know, universe loves it for you.
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Oh, the universe. Give me just straight sets, please.
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I was shopping and Jenny texted me. She goes, DEZ is going into a tiebreaker and I'm like changing in the fitting room, like updating my. I know wi fi in here sucks.
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I was like eight. Eight.
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Oh, my gosh. With the update. She's just trying to try on clothes.
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Yeah, we saved two match points. Um, yeah, it was great. Gotta win another match tomorrow, so. Yeah.
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Maddie, did you buy anything?
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I did buy something.
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What did you. Where did you go?
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Clothing you go?
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I went to Abercrombie and Fitch, obviously. It's always a staple. I went to madewell. I went to Cezanne. I went to. I know they have a Cezanne there. So excited. I went into Tucker Knock. Where else did we start?
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Did you hit up Stod?
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Oh, they have a dog here somewhere.
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I know the Stod was a little bit too far with. I was. It was kind of hot. So I was over walking. But I got some good stuff. We'll see if any of my cute clothes make it out of my suitcase.
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Let's hope. Let's hope.
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That was like when we were shopping, shopping after our shoot in la and we were like grabbing some things that they let us pick and was like this sparkly dress. And she's like, oh, I love that. She's like. We were just like, where would I. I'm like, where are you ever going to wear that?
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It was literally pink, like glitter sequin dress that was super cute. And I was like, I love this. This is so me. And then I was like, I wear sweatpants all the time.
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Show off those legs, Maddie.
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Come on.
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She's got to take her out of town.
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Sweat.
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See the outside of my closet. I was like, probably not, but it's really cute.
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Dang.
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I left it for someone else.
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Oh, that's nice of you.
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Someone else.
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I would have taken it.
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Show it around.
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So the.
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Well, Jetty, did you want to give more of an update or are we good with your.
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Yeah, I mean, sorry.
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I have more stories, but I think we're good.
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I didn't want you to feel left out, but I felt like we covered your update. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Strep, honey. Antibiotics.
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Not very exciting.
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No. The US Open mixed doubles entry list came out. Maddie, you were not playing. Is that correct? Do you think you will play any chance? No.
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Jess, you are playing, right?
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I am playing with. Sign up with Jack Traper, Jack Draper.
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I mean, Bjorn did say he wanted to sign in with you, and we've not.
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You guys haven't played Qualis?
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Like that's a no for me. We.
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We've played twice. We've played U.S. open mix doubles twice. We've. We're one. We've won one match. That's it. And that's fine.
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I'm not making. Wait, what you played.
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I've played with Bjorn.
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Yeah.
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You guys.
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How was that?
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I still remember.
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Yeah, we lost 2017.
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Oh my gosh.
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I thought you had to sneeze.
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No, it had every tickle in my throat.
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I think it was 2017.
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It was the strap. Yeah, I think.
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I think 2017. Yeah.
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Just to clarify, there's nothing wrong with. With. With playing qualities, but there's definitely no chance that Bjorn, who does not play anymore, wants to play with Maddie in qualifying? Is. Was my point.
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Yeah.
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He hasn't played a match
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since
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dc like three. Three years ago, I think so nothing.
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Was it really only three years ago? 4. I remember that he like, qualified.
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3.
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Yeah, he qualified 2023.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's what I played.
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And he. Yeah, he. He qualified and hadn't really been able to play because both of his toes are broken.
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Maddie's like, she doesn't have many toes left.
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I don't mean to laugh, but yes, both of his big toes are broken and they didn't heal properly, so they're still broken. And he was like trying to rehab, whatever, and he's finally like, okay, I'm gonna give it one more shot. Hadn't really played any matches. Somehow qualifies, plays two, three set grind fest of matches. I remember qualifies. And. And he's in the gym and I run into the tournament director on the way to the gym, which it originally started because the quali's draw so many people got in, they had all of their wild cards available. So they were like, oh, Bjorn's here. Does he want one? I was like, I guess we'll see. So he gets the wildcard, wins. And I run into the tournament director and they're like, so he drew Gale first round and they're gonna be night match tomorrow night. And so I walk into the gym and Bjorn is biking and he's like, everything hurts. My abs hurt, my feet hurt. Like thank God I have a day off tomorrow. And I said, you don't you play night match against ko.
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Oh my gosh. Wait. I remember watching that match. Didn't he do like a crazy overhead thing?
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Literally like the first point of the match he did a jumping overhead winner thing. And I was like, oh.
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Bjorn was like, oh, it's Matty's.
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Like, this will be quick.
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Oh, no, my guy doesn't have any toes. And monkeys.
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He has no toes.
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Living it up.
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Has anyone seen the rest of the entry list for the mix as far as some of the pairings?
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So was that the entry list? Like that's who. Who have entered but they haven't. Like it's not confirmed. That's everyone that's playing.
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Yeah. I think there is still a later date. That's like the final. Yeah, it's still open. But that's. I think con confirmed teams like teams that they're promoting as like they plan on playing together but not that they're
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going to be in unless they get a wild card or off ranking. Right.
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I think it's just for promotion. So I'm not sure how they're entry and then it's.
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And for qualities. Is it four teams? I. I wasn't really sure how that
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all went down, but I don't know how many teams.
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But there's two wild cards or something. Yeah.
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Dead.
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Keeps whipping out more.
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Yeah.
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Has a lot of questions.
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Well, I'm not playing. I'm going to go play the US
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Open tournament director for you tomorrow.
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I'm going to text them right now.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean my partners in qualifying the U.S. open right now. So I don't know how that's gonna
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work scheduled around technically. Oh, I didn't even think about that.
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Yeah. So we'll see how that plays out.
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Well, there's a lot of things that don't make sense.
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Yes. I don't know.
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I'm a little confused. But it's okay.
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I'm not playing.
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Maddie and I played last year. I think we talked about it. It was super fun. I enjoyed it. Got great crowds.
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It was packed.
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I think it was first match on, we lost.
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Who did you play with?
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Francis. Oh, that's right.
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Yeah, that's right.
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I remember. Oh my gosh.
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He started off really bad. I remember watching that match.
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It was bad all around. Bad all around.
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I'm curious if they'll change the format because last year it was four.
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Yeah.
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And God, it was like.
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Yeah. But I kind of like that. I like to Watch that.
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It was.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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It was just. If you had one bad. It's like, it felt like if you had one bad point, it was over. Screwed.
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Yeah, you were. Yeah. Like, Francis Scott had, like, two bad points to start, and it was like they hit one good shot and then he gets broken and the set's over and you're like.
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It was like it was done. Yeah.
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I wish that there. Last year, that's what. Even though I know people like the fast format, it's already. I wish that. No, I mean. You mean the regular scoring.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Like, I'm just like, why can't we just have a little bit more rhythm? Because it just was really hard.
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Wasn't there one match that went like. It was so long. It was fast forward, but it was still like an hour and a half or something. Yeah.
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Whoa. Maybe. Are you sure that wasn't the semis? Or was it the semis that they end up playing?
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Sorry.
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A final.
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She's. Oh, my gosh. Jenny. It was the final.
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I guess we'll find out. We'll find out what the format is this year.
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Yeah, it was the final.
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Regular scoring. Never mind. I'm gonna stop asking questions about mixed doubles.
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Yeah. Moving on.
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Jenny, I feel like we're laughing so much. You might as well just say it. Instead of.
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You just went like, full, quiet, shoulders went up.
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Okay, wait, but do you guys remember our first episode that we filmed?
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Yes. Yes.
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You guys were talking about the mixed doubles for, like, 45 minutes.
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Yeah. And then it was long.
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But that was also like an early on episode. It was like an episode.
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No, it was our first episode.
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The first one we.
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And we.
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We didn't.
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That's all we had to talk about.
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We didn't even use it.
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Yeah.
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Because the mixed doubles was over by the time our episode came out.
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I'm not gonna lie. I literally got asked in press about this freaking mixed doubles event for pretty much the entire year. And we're already. Now we're back talking about it because we've already, like, have an entry list. I was asked about it for all of eternity. And I was like, guys, I like, can we move on from, like, the mixed doubles event? Like, it was fun, but I was
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like, why are we still talking about lingering on it?
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Everybody was lingering on it. Like, well, then moving on.
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Anywho, Anyways.
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Anywho, moving on. Canadian Open is coming up after this, and then we have our back to back 1000 with that in Cincinnati. So does anyone. I mean, we're in Toronto this year. We alternate between Montreal and Toronto with the men. So we'll be in Toronto this year. Des, do you have any fun? I mean, this is your question. You go for fun things you love about Toronto. Because you were talking the other day how you love staying in the city.
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Yeah.
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Not in the outskirts.
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Yeah. I was a little sad that we weren't. Yeah. Staying in the city. But, I mean, I've had a good time in Toronto. I actually. I mean, they had the Blue Jays there. I had a friend from college who played for the team, so that was nice to go and watch. Play. Watch and play. And then, I don't know. I like exploring. I did Niagara Falls. That was fun. That's far, I think. But, yeah, I mean, I really like it. I like both of them. I like Montreal. I like Toronto as well. They're very different.
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Yeah, I feel like they're very different.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you like alternating the cities? I think it's kind of fun.
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Yeah, I think it's fun. It gives, obviously, the fans a better chance. I mean, everyone to see both sides, men's and women's, alternating. I think for us, it keeps us. I don't know. It's nice alternate. It's not that far away from each other, so it's. I don't think it's that big of a deal, but it is. It is nice.
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Yeah.
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Does anyone else have, like, a hard time?
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Yes.
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I was just not meshing both of the facilities together.
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I can't even throw these.
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Facility tournament. Yeah.
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It's like I'm trying to, like, visualize. I'm like, what does the. What does one gym look like? What does one locker room look like? And I always mix them up and have to, like, pretend I'm, like, walking into the facility to remember which one is which.
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Yes. Toronto's the one where everything's in the. Like, in the tunnel. Right. Whereas Montreal is the one where they got the makeshift indoor courts. Is that what that is?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know. I like them both. I mean, I've had. I don't know. I went to the music festival one year in Montreal, and I thought it was in Toronto, and then. Had the time of my life. Yeah. Always make the best of it.
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Wait, weren't you upset this year? That.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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When we're there, I. It's Somber performing and Tate McCray.
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I mean, but not Tate. We're missing Tate.
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I know.
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Somber.
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Come on, it's Jenny's song.
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I'm not like that into Tate McCray yet.
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I don't know what it is.
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I haven't gone forgetting
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Jenny.
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I can't just like dying in the corner.
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Oh, my God.
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But that week, Olivia Dean, back to back nights. We need to go for Stapleton.
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Oh, my gosh, yes.
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I'm gonna die.
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I need to go for both.
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Oh, both.
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Yes. Don't schedule me for those days or do whatever. Yeah, please, just 10:00am Match.
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Yeah, please. First on those days.
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If you're listening to us, please.
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Jenny's over it. Jenny wants us to move on.
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Anywho.
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Okay. Anywho. Okay, moving on. Oh, this segment's not over. About myself that I won back to back titles.
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Oh, flex. So, and then, sorry, Cotton Eye Joe comes out.
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Which one is that at Cotton Eye
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Joe was in Montreal.
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That was funny.
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The infamous Cotton Eye Joe song that came on during my second set tiebreak with Es Witek. And a really, like, kind of a weird point. It was like a crazy point. It was like an overhead and then a lob or something and God, Nigel just came on blasting in the stadium. I still feel like there was never a proper investigation. You know how there's always a playlist conspiracy theory that goes on. Okay. Throughout a tournament and it tends to be like the same songs through every changeover, every intro. Never heard Cotton Eye Joe. And this was the semis.
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Maybe you were just so focused.
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Quarters or semis? Semis. I think it was the semis. No, I would have remembered Cotton Eye Joe. Okay. It's a very, like, Canadian hockey game song.
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Yes.
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Right. Okay. Why all of a sudden did it just come on and, like, someone for sure dared somebody to do that or paid to, like, I'll give you like a thousand bucks if you press this button and you play Cotton Eye Joe in the middle of the match. 100%. There has to be. And I heard nobody.
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Nobody really, in 10 years.
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No one really sits down about it. No one even, like, acknowledged that it happened. It was like, oh, we'll just turn that off.
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Like, I thought it was that maybe they thought that you were. That you won and they were playing it because you're American.
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No, it was literally in the middle of the tiebreaker.
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Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
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Three, one time break. Oh.
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So, yeah, but like, they were getting the song ready because nothing says you're
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a winner like Cotton Eyes.
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They were not playing Cotton Eye Joe after winning matches. Like, that was not this song.
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So that's not the accuracy. Okay, got it.
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Okay. Well, I guess Jess wants a Netflix documentary on it. But we don't have that yet, so we're going to talk about the ones that we have actually been watching instead.
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Warning. This next section of the episode contains adult conversation about true crime documentaries.
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If that is hard for you to
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listen to or you don't want them to be spoiled, please fast Forward ahead to 42 minutes and 30 seconds where the next section of the episode begins. Thank you.
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If anyone has not watched any of these and. And you do not want us to spoil it, skip through because we're. There's lots of spoilers coming. So first off, I think pretty much everyone has watched these at this point because we peer pressure each other to
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watch
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so we can talk about them. We just recently watched Toxic Love Story. A newlywed couple framed the husband's ex fiance for a horrifying cyber stalk and harassment campaign.
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This was crazy. Matt. And you.
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We cough at the same time.
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We do have the same brain. But you. Goodness.
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Maddie and I watched it together. Well, not like physically together, but like texting. Yeah, we were texting and watching at the same time. And
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the moment. The moment the husband came on, came on the screen, Jenny and I both go, we don't trust him. Yes, he's up to something. And then it was like 40 minutes in where they've arrested the ex fiance. And I was like, there's way too much time left. What's happening? I was also having a menti b because I was like, there's no evidence. I don't understand how they've arrested this poor woman. None of this makes any sense to me. So I'm very close to writing a strongly worded letter to the Anaheim Police Department because none of it made sense.
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Yeah, Once I saw the 40 minutes, I was like, I just want to skip to the end. I was like, I don't think I can sit through another 40 minutes. I kept trying to turn it off.
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Did you skip the end or no?
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No, I kept it playing and my TV decided to. For some reason, it paused. It stopped. So then I got my laptop out and was playing it on my laptop and then just skipped ahead like 10 minutes to where Maddie was because she was texting. And I was like, oh, I'm not there. Where are you at? And then.
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So you still did kind of skip east Kitty. Also mid. Mid watch got up and made. Went to the front door to make sure her door was locked. Oh, yeah, Twice.
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I was like, guys, this is really creeping me out.
D
Like, oh, my takeaway was that after all of, like, the bad things that the couple did, I Was like, just thank God that that investigator actually just did a job and did a great job and was like, huh, this is kind of weird. And also like, he was a. What was he a part of?
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U.S. marshal.
D
National Guard. Marshall. Marshall. So obviously he's like, I have. Our job is to investigate. Like, he's a U.S. marshal. Like, this is a crazy case. We have to look into this. Oh, man, he's doing so many things right away.
C
Yeah, that was.
D
Yes.
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And the fact that he was. I'm a u. S. Marshal. This is what happened.
D
Yeah, that's what. Like, I was like, that was weird. Like, that was just a weird flex out of nowhere. Like, why are you saying that?
A
Also, we all were laughing about the fact that there were Disney adults. And yeah, the gif I sent.
B
Okay. Or gif whatever.
A
But yeah, that was literally my first
D
thought was like, oh my God, does can't date a Disney adult person. What if they brainwash her? I was like, we need to make sure Des doesn't. Nobody likes Disney.
B
Andrew does not like Disney. So we're in the clear.
A
Okay. He's safe.
C
Good, guys, we're good.
B
Green flag. Green flag.
C
But literally.
D
Yeah, it was like obsessive Disney behavior too. It wasn't just like the whole thing.
C
It was like. It was like me and Maddie were like, oh, no, Jazz, when you sent
B
that, I was like, I don't understand. What about this land?
C
You have to watch this. Yes. You need to watch this now.
B
And then when Jess was like, I'm gonna start watching this. And I sent the Mickey mouse and Minnie Mouse.
D
Yeah.
C
Like prancing around.
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Prancing around hand in hand.
A
I was like, okay, this next. This next one Jenny has very strong feelings on. It was. It's the crash. On July 31, 2022, at around 6:15am in Ohio, 17 year old MacKenzie Shurilla drove a car at 100 miles an hour directly into the side of a brick building. And the crash killed two of her passengers. Horrible.
D
Well, one being her boyfriend.
B
One being her boyfriend and a boyfriend's friend. Yeah.
A
Yeah. One was her boyfriend and then friend was in the back seat. And the only thing I really remember about the documentary was the sound of the accident was like the most horrific thing I've ever heard.
D
The video was terrible.
B
The video rent free in my head, it was awful.
A
Like speeding up and then the impact
B
was just never stopping.
A
Awful. Awful.
C
Yeah.
D
I think she did it on purpose.
B
Yeah.
C
But also 100. Have you seen. Did you see that?
B
Her latest videos? Yeah.
D
I was just trying to be, like, nice about it.
C
No, I'm not. Her bun is giving PTSD of her. The bun. I'm telling you. For anybody who watched it, please back me up here. That the. The final scene of her in. In prison and when she looks at her lawyer, was it.
A
Yeah, yeah.
C
And she's, like, absolutely delusional. And this bun is like. I. I couldn't fall asleep until, like, 1:00am she was, like, haunting me.
B
Just the bun with her bun.
C
Yeah.
B
Well, that was the bun.
C
It was really sad.
D
No, horrible. I mean, they're all. All of it's horrible. But yeah, that. That one was. I didn't watch that one until much later when you guys told me to watch it because I, like, knew about it. And I kind of already knew how it ended because it blew up just hearing it, like, in the media. But I didn't watch it till, like, Europe this year. But, yeah, I. I thought.
B
Didn't she, like, wasn't she in jail? The latest. Yeah, and the latest, like, pics of her, and we were all like, huh. Oh.
D
Oh, that just came out.
A
Yeah, she's like, selfies from.
B
How is she getting.
D
She's taking, like, really weird pictures where it looks like she's got, like, eyelashes and filler and Botox and like, all like. Like, she's not in prison. It's very.
B
Bun's still intact.
D
Weird. And I also, like, just wasn't a fan of the parents.
B
Like, they kept the lack of parenting.
D
Like, yeah, like, there's nothing wrong with her behavior, but meanwhile, she was getting kicked out of school and, like, I just, like, the whole thing was just. It was weird.
B
Bizarre.
A
I just always feel so terrible for the families. Oh, it's just, of course, awful. Like, awful.
D
It was horrible hearing the. The boyfriend's family, like, they were in it. The sister and the dad. Right? A lot.
B
Yeah, the sister.
A
And then the.
B
The came to the stable.
D
The family of the dad and little sister.
B
Oh, yeah, that one.
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
Brutal.
A
I guess another terrible one that we've all recently watched was Maternal instincts.
C
I didn't watch.
B
That was maternal.
D
You need to put out, like, a disclaimer.
A
They have to put a disclaimer on that. That is. It's horrible.
D
We were all wrecked. Well, Jenny didn't watch it.
C
I didn't watch it because you guys were wrecked. I was like, I can't do it. I'm too.
A
Police. Pull over a woman who claims she's just given birth, but the baby and the blood aren't hers. That one was horrible.
B
But who Even thinks that. How does that even come to your head to be like.
D
I mean, do you want to say what it happened? Because we know. I mean, it happened.
A
I mean, she murdered a woman and stole her baby from her.
B
Like, and also told her husband, like, oh, yeah, I have all this family. I have all this family money. I'm pregnant, to keep the guy around. And then they were like, she would get the bump.
A
She had, like, a fake bump and everything. Sonogram from online.
B
Yeah. No one was like, what is happening?
A
Stole the baby from a woman whose wedding. She was a photographer
D
that she kind of stayed friends with. So basically, in, like, 10. Like, she's in, like, almost, like, 10 months of pregnancy, and everyone's like, well, the people that kind of knew she was lying are like, you're obviously lying. You still don't have the baby. She freaked out, knew that her friend that she photographed her wedding for or photographed her wedding was around, like. Like, about to have her baby. Basically went over, like, broke into her house, killed her.
A
Like, a. She set up, like, a meet with her and was like, oh, yeah, like,
D
let's go get Starbucks.
A
Let's go get to, like, get together or whatever. And then murdered her in her house,
D
stabbed her, like, how many times? Like, in obscene amount of times.
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I mean, it's.
D
Cut out the freaking baby, the mom. And then drove off, and that's when she got pulled over. And that part's, like, all on video. And the. The mom knew there was something wrong because she wasn't answering her phone, came into the house, saw everything, was freaking out. And then also this girl's other daughter, who was a little bit older. I want to say, like, nine, maybe.
A
Like, I don't even know.
D
Nine. Something like that.
A
I think she was.
D
I don't know. But her. Her daughter was in another room, hiding. So her other daughter was there when this freaking psychopath killed this woman and stole her baby. It is insane.
A
Like, disclaimer the 911 call, but also,
D
like, even caution things when she was
B
horrible, when she was like, oh, I'm gonna go, you know, about to go give birth. And her husband was like, oh, I'm coming with you. Like, this is a big thing. Hello. Like, I'm coming with you into the room. And she's like, no, no, I don't want you to see me. No. Like, you come in. And he was like, that's kind of odd. Like, yeah, I think it just.
D
Well, I mean, like, he, I think, was checked out of the relationship.
B
I mean, I think. Hello?
A
The Scariest part of it is that it had gotten around. Like they're from a smaller town. It had gotten around that she was saying that she was pregnant, but she was not capable of being pregnant again. She already had two children. And the local like doctor's office knew that she was lying. And they got so concerned that they put like a warning out on all of the maternity wards and everything to like, look out for a person. But because of HIPAA laws, they couldn't actually say anything.
D
Yeah, but they thought she was gonna come in and steal a baby.
C
It's just.
D
And then I think the one. The one recept. So they're on the. The guy she was dating that she was fooling the whole time. Jenny's like, I'm so overwhelmed. Was it his. His friend? One of his best friend's wife?
B
Yes.
D
Someone in his circle was onto him. Of course. Leave it to the girl. To the woman to be like.
A
She started talking to her mom.
D
This isn't right.
B
Because remember, she was like, oh, my parents are out of the picture. And then finally found her mom.
A
I don't speak to my mom. And then the mom was like, she's crazy.
D
Yeah. She figured it out and she ended up calling that hospital and the receptionist or whoever worked there wasn't allowed to say the name or anything, but just. What she said something to her.
A
Like, she said like, trust your gut.
D
Trust your gut. Like your instincts are. Are probably right. And. And it was just. It was. I can't.
A
The 911 call still like that wrecked me. That ready? That was the most just horrible thing I've ever heard.
D
That was crazy horrible.
B
So if you wanted to watch some
C
shows or have I not be watching.
B
Those are what we watch in our group chat.
D
We've been very into a. Yeah, true crime lately.
A
Maybe we should start changing like rom
B
coms, like voicemails to Isabel. I don't know, something like that. Something a little light hearted.
A
I mean, I also. I also watched that.
B
Oh.
A
But I'm very into true crime.
B
Yeah.
C
Maddie watches that. Difficult sleep.
B
I know.
A
Yeah.
B
I watch Friends marathon to make me fall asleep. That's a happier note.
C
I watch food videos.
A
I like. I like shows that make me really angry. I think.
C
Oh, should we unpack that?
A
Should we unpack that?
D
Yeah, probably.
A
You guys don't like sitting on your couch and yelling at your tv?
D
I feel like it's like the. I just start going like this in you.
A
Yeah, maybe.
C
What?
D
Like your mom being. Is your mom a lawyer?
A
My mom is a lawyer.
B
Yes.
D
Yeah. I think it's that part of you, like, Maddie's ready to write the wrongs. Like, things don't add up. Like, oh, yeah. Or how did you not see this? Like, come on. Like, that's. Yeah.
C
During the entire
A
Toxic love.
C
Toxic Toxic love story, I was like,
A
this would never hold up in court.
C
Just ripping facts. And I'm just like, oh, my God, Disney. And she's like, how?
A
Signed off on this arrest.
C
And I'm like, I'm gonna go check my doors.
D
I'm gonna skip ahead 10 minutes.
A
So mad. I was.
C
I was, like, fixated on the Yorkie. I was like, oh, God, not the Yorkie.
A
No. And then as soon as. As soon as I had, like, kind of figured out that this one woman was framed, I was like, I hope she sued the police department.
C
Like, wow. I didn't even think of that.
B
Oh, man. Wild.
C
Hey there, it's Jenny. Before this podcast continues, I need you to fill out 37 forms about your listening history. I'll wait. Just kidding. That would be ridiculous. Yet we all do it every time we see a doctor.
D
But new Amazon Health AI is different. It can connect your symptoms with your medical history to offer personalized care 24. 7.
C
I've been using it for a while now, and it's so easy because it has all of my history stored right there so I don't have to fill out anything or give context to what I'm asking.
D
Yeah, I'm a little paranoid about my moles, and I keep a close eye on them. One changed a little bit recently, so I asked Amazon Health AI about that and whether I need an appointment to get them checked out. They scheduled me an appointment in no time. Amazon Health AI is here. Healthcare just got less painful.
A
We are going to move on to who am I? My clues from last week really stumped Jenny, but she eventually got there. We had a very long conversation about it, but she finally got it right. My clues were tennis runs in the family. Childhood idol was Maria Sharapova, and college graduate Jenny. Do you want to tell everyone I
B
don't even know who it was.
D
Wait, can I guess first?
A
Yeah, you can guess.
D
Did you guess this?
B
No, I wasn't.
D
Is it Snyder? Diana? Schneider? No.
B
Neither.
D
That was, like, my only guess.
C
Des, who did you guess?
A
DEZ is correct.
C
Yeah.
A
Bluff strikes again.
C
Strikes again.
A
Good job, Des.
C
Wow.
D
Has been bluffing hard and.
B
Yeah. Watch out.
C
Yeah. Well, I'm impressed. Good job.
A
Yeah, me too.
D
Just what was the conversation?
C
It took 12 minutes. It was a 12 back and forth
D
and Then what were the questions?
A
I've got it. And then I was like, no, no, no, no. Go to college. She was like, no.
C
Oh, my God. Yeah. And then I was like, you idiot.
B
God, Jenny.
A
Yeah, she was. She was taking it pretty hard.
C
Yeah, she was. Maddie was like, focus on family. And I go, vin Diesel.
B
What?
C
From fast family.
D
Yes, I know, but, like, tennis, it doesn't.
C
It was just me trying to, like, think of someone else.
A
Well, you got there in the end. Yeah. Jess, you're up.
D
Okay, well, it is my turn, as I just realized, for who am I? So here are my three clues. My dad won two Grand Slam singles titles and was once the youngest world number one in ATP history. Tennis runs in my family. My mom was also a professional athlete. Jenny, that hint was for you with the family part that you couldn't get.
B
Family.
A
Vin Diesel.
C
Z. Vin.
D
Last clue. Right arm. Bicep must always be strong.
B
Interesting.
C
Okay, moving on to fan questions. First question from Dan. In which events do you think you play your best and worst tennis, and why?
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Well, when I first started playing on tour, I did not play well at home. I was like, oh, my God, I have to play in front of all these people that I know did not thrive in that environment. My best. I mean, I would say surface. I don't know about a specific tournament. I do pretty well at the Slam sometimes. I feel like.
D
You always play well at the French.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like clay?
B
Yeah. Or Wimbledon.
A
I mean, you've won. You've won Charleston twice.
B
Yes. Yeah, yeah, I do like them.
A
An esport.
C
Yeah.
B
With all the seagulls.
C
Seriously, though,
A
worst tennis. For the longest time, I did not do well in Madrid. I had won, like, two matches in 10 years or something. And then all of a sudden, I could, like, win some matches there. I don't know. I just think sometimes there's just places where you, like. You vibe with the place, the tournament, whether it's like, the city or the people or whatever, you just feel really good and comfortable there. And then other places, you're just kind of like, I'm just not. Just not feeling the vibe.
D
Yeah, yeah, we're just not.
A
We're just not on the same page.
D
I've always played well in, like, US Open, even when I, like, wasn't ranked high. I qualified there twice, like, probably did my. I was. It's been my best slam, like, just throughout the years. I think I always play well in Australia, too.
A
Usually. Yeah.
D
I also think I do well in Canada, even in. When I used to play, like, the challengers. I always did well at, like, the challengers in Canada.
C
I don't know why I like playing in Canada.
D
Something like, weather and I don't know.
C
Yeah, Canada. I like Cincinnati. I love playing Cincinnati.
B
Is it, like, the heat?
C
Probably not my best tournament like, that I've played in, but, like, I just love being there and playing there and everything. I don't know. It's just. It's just very comfortable. Like, you know, just like what Maddie said. Like, there's always tournaments that you like vibes.
D
Yeah. Yeah.
C
Next question from Sarah. Are there any ways some players try to get under your skin during a match that a viewer might not notice?
B
Oh,
D
no, it does.
C
I feel like I have a specific
B
player, but I won't say.
C
I feel like in doubles, it's more of that than in singles. Yeah, like in singles, I don't really think. Think it's really.
B
I feel like some players will take medicals.
C
No. Yeah, but like.
B
Or, like, yeah, but try and go over the time.
A
But cares.
C
Yeah, like, okay, common that nobody cares. Yeah, just like, naming things and she, like, gets offended by it.
B
Well, I'm just going off of what we've talked in the past, but, I mean, with people, like, taking forever on serve, and then it's getting annoying because they're trying to stall the time even though they're not serving stuff like that. Like, I'm sure it gets annoying at some point, but then you get over it.
D
But no, that's for sure. Like, there's that stuff. I think it's probably more annoying for you in doubles because it's like, no, doubles is so quick, and I feel like it's, like, faster. So then you notice it more.
A
So much longer.
D
It feels like more of a nuisance when that stuff happens to me in doubles because I'm more like, oh, come on. Are you serious? Like, let's just like, like, let's keep going. Whereas sometimes, like, singles, I don't know, the points are longer. Like, the court's sometimes bigger if you're playing on, like, a bigger court. So, like, the walking's longer, and it just kind of feels like it's more part of the match. But in doubles, you're kind of like, seriously, like, let's go here. Like, what's going on?
A
Yeah, like, a changeover in doubles feels like seven hours and a change. It does feel singles.
C
It's so.
A
I'm like, whatever feels for.
B
It does feel long.
C
Yeah, I know. And I'm like, I always get up early and they're like, oh, we have TV breaks. And I'm like, yeah.
B
And they're like, we need you to sit for another 10 seconds.
D
Yeah.
C
I'm like, come on.
B
I feel like it's more. I mean, there's more players that do it in singles, or maybe that's just more of what I've noticed, like, when I'm watching, but that could just be me.
A
Like, you think that more players in singles do things to try to, like, get under each other's skin?
B
Not skin, but, like, they'll try and stall or, like, take a medical or,
D
like, change, like, the rhythm of the match.
C
Yeah.
B
And, like, try and, like, tie their shoes to, like, kind of disrupt rhythm a little bit. And it's just like, you know what they're kind of doing or something. I don't know.
A
Tie the shoes. Crazy.
B
No, like you've never had.
C
Okay, wait, I've broken. I break my shoelaces.
B
Well, that's different.
C
I. I'm going to serve for on match point, and I look down, my shoelace is broken, and I'm like, oh, let me fix my shoelace.
B
Yeah.
C
Before I am serving, if I'm playing against you, are you like, this chick is stalling. She's trying to keep.
B
Not if you're. If your shoelace is broken, but some players will do that. Well. They'll be like, oh, I need to stall. I'm about to cramp, or something like that. They're going to tie their shoe or, like, do that, is what I'm saying. Not, like, break a shoelace.
A
I should pay attention more.
C
I don't even know.
B
Way more. I know I watch a lot of singles that I like, especially watching you guys. I watch yours as opponents, and I. I just feel like I pick up on a little bit of that. Or I've heard from other players that they're just like, oh, my God, this person did this. This person. Like, we know what they're trying to do.
C
Interesting.
D
I just don't take it personally, I guess.
B
No, I don't think you take it personally.
D
No, but you're right. Like, I. Sometimes I get off court and I'll have people text me like, oh, my gosh, was that just so annoying that that girl did that? And I was like, what are you talking about? I didn't even notice. So you think it's probably because you're watching a lot of our singles matches and they're, like, zooming in, intuitive everything, and, like, they're all their cameras on the opponent, and you see every little thing that they're doing. And it looks probably more like they're doing it. Meanwhile, I'm like, well, yeah, you want
B
to just be focused. And that's just the last thing. Like, why I'd be focusing on little things. That's because you're locked in.
A
So, yeah, I think. Yeah, I guess, like, going back to the question, I think TV viewers are actually. They notice way more stuff than we do, for sure.
B
Yeah.
C
There was once a jackhammer going on, like, in Dubai. I was playing my match in Dubai and the guy was like, jackhammering the sidewalk during my entire match. And I didn't hear any of it. I came off the court and my coach was great. Oh, my God. Can you believe that? And I'm like, what? And I'm like, didn't even notice.
B
Yeah.
C
Okay, so we've got some voicemails from our social club members on Patreon, so let's hear their advice questions. We're going to play two.
D
Hi, ladies. I'd love your advice. Do you think that the U.S. open is a good first date spot? I'd never met this guy before, but we talked a lot about tennis, and I found out that he's going to be in New York at the same time as me. And over the US Open, I have a grounds pass, and that's usually my favorite day to go, walk around, watch the practice courts, like, really do my own thing. And he's really excited about coming with, and he suggested that we go together. So I'm curious, do you think it's a good first date spot or should I suggest something else and go by myself and still have the best time?
B
Thank you. Definitely go. Wow, I love that voicemail.
D
I have such a good first date that is.
B
There's so much to do.
C
Great first date spot. Absolutely.
B
Let us know where you are and we'll kind of look and see where you're at.
A
It's also like, if the first date's not going super well, you can easily be like, I'm gonna go do my own thing. Bye.
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
And there's so many people there that you might even meet up with a friend or something. Like, there's just so many people that will be there.
D
I think that's great. You could also have a little bit of, like, a backup plan if there's other people there if it's not going well. Or also, like, maybe you meet him like, halfway through the day so you get your, like, me times. It seems like you kind of know. You're like, I like that. Schedule and that, like you really like to do it. Like I don't know like what you said. Like you like to do your own thing and you know what you like. So maybe you just say like, hey, let's meet here at like 2 and we'll spend a couple hours like first.
B
And then I got.
D
Maybe you're there all the day. Yeah. And then you just like say, I
B
think it's a great idea.
C
Yeah.
D
Just so you're not stuck.
C
Wow, that's not. Sounds great.
D
That sounds like such a good idea. First date, it'll be fun.
B
Let us know.
A
Come find us.
B
Yeah, we'll come find you.
D
Please come find us and tell us and just be like, I'm the girl that like called about the first date.
A
Oh my God.
D
Or call us if you need, like, if you need help. Like it's not going well. Yeah, we're just going to come to our practice and be like, excuse me. She give her like a like a word red flag. Say like a. Some sort of word.
A
Carry a red flag with you and wave it at us.
B
Players box. Mayday.
D
Hi girls, it's Angie here and I need some advice. I will try to save up, up some money and go to a WTA event next year and it's gonna be my very first one. So it's very, very exciting and I can't wait. But at the same time, I don't know which location to choose because in my country there are no events like these. So I will need to travel and I don't know which location to pick. So it has to be Europe and it has to be a WTA event. Which one would you choose if you were me and why? And I'm really looking forward to your answers so I can try to plan and hopefully see you all there. Thank you.
B
Oh, that's so cute.
D
Oh, so cute.
B
Europe. Rome.
C
I know, I was thinking Rome, but
B
like WTA event, I think.
C
Yeah.
A
But I don't know if she wants a joint event.
C
Yeah, Yeah. I was gonna say Sukar, but I don't. I don't think so.
B
I feel like there's not much.
C
It's not great for like a fan experience. Experience.
B
Strasbourg is nice. I actually really like straws.
D
Strasbourg would be like a cute, easy city.
C
Yeah.
A
Super easy tournament to get around.
C
Super easy.
A
Super great city.
C
Yes.
B
Prague is also a nice event.
C
Yeah, Prague is good.
D
I haven't played Prague, but I've been there separately and I love. But never.
B
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We did an escape room a while ago.
C
Oh yeah.
D
Is really nice. Have you guys been to bottom?
C
Oh, a grass event. I didn't think about that.
D
Lindsay. Cute.
C
Yeah. Eastbourne.
A
Eastbourne.
C
What about Queens?
A
Ooh.
D
Oh, maybe Queens. We're giving too many options.
C
Yeah, I know. We need to give like three. Three options.
A
Strasbourg I think should be on the list.
B
Straw. Strasbourg, I think Prague is also a nice one.
A
And then either Bad Homburg or Berlin.
B
I think Berlin would be a really.
C
What about, you know, the ones they do at the end of the year? Like, isn't it
B
like.
C
Oh, sorry.
A
Like, I thought they moved lens up.
C
Yeah, Lynn's already have.
D
They move Lynn's like in.
B
It's indoors.
D
I don't remember.
C
Yeah, the indoor tournaments I'm thinking of.
B
I think those three, but I think
D
it's better to go to an outdoor tournament anyways.
B
Yeah, Berlin would be a really cool city and you can bike around.
C
Yeah, Berlin.
B
Have a time.
D
Really cute.
A
Berlin call does. She'll give you all of them.
C
All right, what's our final?
B
I got you Berlin. Strasbourg.
C
Strasbourg.
D
Queen.
B
I said Prague, but Queens is a good one.
D
Oh, Queens. Queens or Prague.
C
Queens or Prague.
D
And then joint event. Rome. Yeah, if.
B
I'll give you some wrecks for that too. Okay. Just message me.
D
Yeah.
C
If you want to eat good too.
B
Yeah. I really like the voicemails. Those are cool.
D
I think it's so cute.
B
That's so cute.
C
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This week's episode offers listeners a blend of personal tennis updates, fan Q&A, and candid group chat banter about travel mishaps and what the hosts have been binging on TV lately (especially true crime docs). The crew gives a peek behind the scenes leading up to the Canadian swing and the US Open, and dives into streaming recommendations with their usual humor and honesty.
Madison (DC): Out after first round, shared awkward run-in in the gym.
Desirae (Memphis):
Shopping Spree Side-chat:
Canadian Open Prep (22:05):
Players talk about favorite aspects of Toronto vs. Montreal, alternating venues, and city adventures (Blue Jays game, Niagara Falls, music festivals).
“I like exploring. I did Niagara Falls. That was fun… I like both [Toronto & Montreal], very different.” – Desirae (22:39)
Jessica recounts the infamous "Cotton Eye Joe" incident:
(Warning issued at 27:51: skip to 42:30 to avoid spoilers/adult crime content)
Best First Date: U.S. Open?
Advice for Attending European WTA Event
The episode maintains its trademark mix of authenticity, sass, inside jokes, and candid wisdom. The hosts riff off each other with easy camaraderie, sharing both the glamorous and mundane aspects of life on tour, and their off-court obsessions, with plenty of good-natured teasing throughout.
This episode provides a genuine “backstage pass” to the tennis tour—full of honest admissions about struggles, group humor, and what it’s really like on the road as pros. Even non-tennis fans would enjoy the personality-driven takes on travel, TV, and life’s little disasters.
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