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Jess Fagula
This is the players box.
Desiree Krafczyk
Hey everyone. Welcome back to the players box. I'm Desiree Krafczyk alongside Jenny Brady, Madison Keys and Jess Fagula. Thank you to Amazon Health AI for sponsoring this episode. Healthcare just got less painful. As always, a friendly reminder to please give our podcast five stars and subscribe on YouTube. Let's get into our unforced error of the week. Maddie, would you like to go first?
Jess Fagula
My unforced error is kind of sad and tragic. It's also very first world problems. But I got myself a nice little gift and I really like bags. And so I was like so excited about this bag that I ordered, but it had to be signed for and I'm out of town. So my friend comes over to my house, is sitting at my house to sign for it and she's so cute. She's like getting ready to send me like an unboxing video. She's doing it and I like have my doorbell ring camera so I can see that it was like getting delivered and I oh, amazing. Like she can leave, it's great, whatever. And all of a sudden I get like these panicked FaceTime me, FaceTime me. And I'm like, that's so weird. Like it's not a big deal. She's like, there's no bag in the box. I was like, what? What do you mean there's no bag in the box? And she was like, all there is is a bunch of tissue paper and a container of Clorox wipes. I was like, what?
Jenny Brady
What do you mean it's. Yeah, I don't even.
Desiree Krafczyk
I would be speechless.
Jess Fagula
So she sends me her unboxing video, and she's like, here it is. And we're. Oh, oh, oh. She just pulls up Clorox Wipes. I would have freaked out. Oh, my God. Like, I still can't believe it happened. It clearly, like. I mean, it had to have gotten, like, stolen out of the box when whoever I bought it from was shipping it. But the fact that they, like, put the Clorox wipes in there so that the weight stayed the same so it didn't raise any alarm bells. But I was like, I'm so sorry. You sat at my house for hours waiting for a box, and it's freaking wipes.
Madison Keys
Clark's Wipes. That's insane.
Jenny Brady
Crazy.
Madison Keys
Was it a new bottle or was it used?
Jess Fagula
Yes, it was a brand new bottle.
Desiree Krafczyk
I guess you can use it.
Madison Keys
I guess you got a bottle.
Jess Fagula
No, I have to send it back for, like. I have to, like, help the. To claim it, the seller to, like, do insurance claims and whatever. Because, I mean, they stole it. So now she has to do the whole thing.
Jenny Brady
The picture is crazy. Obviously. Yeah, we can put it in the video here. But it's like.
Jess Fagula
It's so sad when you just see the clothes.
Jenny Brady
It's just around the tissue paper.
Caller/Listener
Paper.
Jess Fagula
I've never, ever had anything like that happen. And I was. It happened, like, as I was getting ready for bed, and I just kept sitting there, just being like, I can't believe. I can't believe someone, like, just put wipes in this box. And then it just shipped from the other side of the country, and it's just been Clorox wipes the whole time.
Jenny Brady
That is crazy.
Jess Fagula
Insane.
Madison Keys
That is crazy.
Jess Fagula
So that's my sad story.
Desiree Krafczyk
Pretty bad on forced error.
Jess Fagula
Does
Desiree Krafczyk
well not to. I have a winner this week. Well, actually, okay, this winner, I guess, is collectively. But I think it was really cool. So this week in Toronto, we had one of our fans make, well, what I think is the coolest gift. They made us little Pokemon cards with, what, a bunch of our faces on it with, like, quotes and everything. I don't know if you guys have seen it, but we posted it. This is what it looks like. I don't even know what it looks like. So there's Jess, and here's Jenny. It's actually pretty cool. So there's Maddie. There you go.
Jenny Brady
You can't really see it, but.
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And then.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah, I thought it was a really cool gift. So that's my winner this week.
Madison Keys
Really cool gift.
Desiree Krafczyk
It was a very cool gift.
Madison Keys
Very personal. Well, I'm starting to morph into Maddie after sharing a brain cell and injuring myself in the house. I guess you could say I cut my finger in the kitchen. I don't know if you can see it. Yeah, right there on my little pinky. I hit my hand on the door and it bruised and I threw my phone onto my bed and it bounced off of my bed and fell off my bed and landed perfectly on top of my foot. So now I have a gnarly bruise on the top of my foot.
Desiree Krafczyk
Oh, my go. So put you in bubble wrap.
Madison Keys
Yeah, I took a photo of it this afternoon actually. But no free feet pics.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yes.
Jenny Brady
We don't know feet pics.
Madison Keys
No free feet pics, Jessica.
Jenny Brady
Well, I guess my unforced error is probably just my WI fi tonight. I haven't gotten connected in three days. I'm in like a weird hallway of the hotel. There's people walking by. Tried to connect, disconnected me. I was on the phone with the WI fi provider for the hotel. I think my room is just like. It must just not connect to a router close to me. I've decided because nothing connects. My laptop, my iPad, my phone. So I'm just grinding this hotel with no WI fi now nobody can hear me.
Madison Keys
I can hear you.
Desiree Krafczyk
I can hear you. We're just waiting.
Jenny Brady
I thought that's what you were typing. Wait, which one are you talking about? Jenny, just recently. Oh, my registration. Okay, wait, I also have.
Jess Fagula
Oh, no, she's got two.
Jenny Brady
Jenny always reminds me of my enforcers. Okay. Yeah, stay tuned. So I flew to Buffalo and I was going to drive my car in Buffalo to here in Toronto. It's like not even a two hour drive. And so I literally packed the bags on the car and my husband Taylor goes, oh, you have your registration, right? And I was like, I can't remember the last time I thought about my registration for my car in Buffalo. Like I'm there like once a year and I'm like, it's expired like two years ago on the plate like this.
Desiree Krafczyk
Oh my God.
Jess Fagula
And I was like, oh.
Jenny Brady
I was like, shoot. And so I like, look in the car, obviously expired. I go on like my little the floorway Florida highway patrol account or whatever. You can see where all your cars are registered. And I see my car in Florida and then I see this car and it's expired. And then I try to click like, renew and it's like blacked out. And I was like, no. And then it says, because your car's been expired, the registration's been expired for Over a year. You have to go into the dmv.
Jess Fagula
No.
Jenny Brady
So I was like, oh, looks like I'll be driving your car, honey. And so then we unpacked the car and I packed all the bags back into Taylor's car and we drove that car here to Toronto.
Jess Fagula
Yikes.
Jenny Brady
It was bad. And then now I get to go back to the dmv, which I will be at. The one in Loxahatchee.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
Actually, can't wait to come back. I'm so ready. I'm going to make my appointment early and I'm going to, like, vlog my experience and just show everybody died. Yeah, it's the greatest place on earth, the best experience. So, yeah, that was a good. That was a good unforced error because it literally. I was. It was happening while we were. While I was trying to drive. Literally pack the car. So fun times.
Desiree Krafczyk
Wow. Good thing he reminded you.
Madison Keys
Yeah. So random.
Desiree Krafczyk
Pulled over like me.
Jenny Brady
Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
Well, I think it's safe to say Maddie.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
Yeah, Maddie.
Desiree Krafczyk
That's a tough one.
Jenny Brady
That one was bad.
Madison Keys
You get Maddie had like 2 cuz from Maddie and then the person. Yeah, I know.
Jess Fagula
So sad. We were both.
Jenny Brady
Honestly, though, what a funny story. The picture.
Desiree Krafczyk
When you sent the picture, I was like, you got to be kidding me.
Madison Keys
The picture.
Jenny Brady
The picture makes it really funny.
Jess Fagula
Yeah, really funny. But also sad.
Madison Keys
Yeah, like sad.
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Jenny Brady
Horribly sad.
Jess Fagula
Oh, well, we'll survive.
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Madison Keys
Moving on to some tennis updates. Jess, you were in the finals of D.C. and you were playing on Sunday and actually had a rain delay and had to come back on Monday and finish the match. Obviously that's pretty rare. Would you like to talk about kind of what that's like playing a match over two days, especially if finals.
Jess Fagula
Hasn't that happened twice in your last finals?
Desiree Krafczyk
I swear that's happened, yeah.
Jess Fagula
Did that just happen?
Jenny Brady
I was thinking about it. So Berlin, we were delayed for like six hours but we finished the match. Cancun finals, we were pushed back a day. It was a Monday final. But this was probably the first time that I've been like mid match delayed to the next day and a final. But yeah, I mean it's interesting. I mean the weather was just so bad. I mean I think we kind of knew that there was probably no chance we were going to play. And then I think once they realized too that the men still had to play their final. So like us coming back wasn't as big of a deal because they had to play the men's final the next day. So it was basically everyone has to come back tomorrow regardless. It's probably better for the woman to just come back tomorrow as well. So I think that made it a little bit easier. But I know the tournament was obviously struggling because it's, you don't think about it but like all the staff and the workers and everyone that has to come back for an extra day and there they have a lot of temporary like tents and stuff. So all that stuff was having to get taken down the next day and they had to push that back a day. So everyone is very, very stressed. But it actually turned out to be a very good final because as we know, Alex's fans are crazy. So even though it didn't go well for me the third, it was a very, it was a very full stadium for a Monday postponed final, which I thought was pretty rare and pretty cool in that sense, but, yeah, it was. It was interesting. I mean, you're just in a giant rain delay. It honestly didn't feel that much different than a typical rain delay. Actually easier because there's, like, no one. Nothing else. No other matches or nothing else to worry about.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah.
Madison Keys
Yeah. Des's fellow Filipina woman, Alex Ayala, won the title from Des. Sorry, Jess. But we gained a lot of Filipino fans.
Jess Fagula
I know. So we're all like, sorry you lost, but it could be worse.
Madison Keys
Or fans.
Jenny Brady
At least we got something out of it. Yeah, we got something out of it.
Desiree Krafczyk
Those fans. Holy moly.
Madison Keys
Yeah. We need you to start supporting Desiree.
Jess Fagula
It's so, like, crazy to see everywhere Alex goes. She has a full. Like, a full stadium everywhere we ever play. It's so cool just to, like, watch her become, like, this massive star. It's so. It's, like, so cool.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
In Toronto, they have a. I saw one of the fans walking by, and there was, like, a dish on the grounds, and it has a little.
Jess Fagula
Oh, have you.
Desiree Krafczyk
Have they always had that?
Madison Keys
No, they made it just for Alex.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah. So they have this dish on site around the grounds, and there was a little Filipino flag, and I was walking out, and I was like, wait, what?
Jess Fagula
What is that?
Desiree Krafczyk
And they were like, oh, it's a Filipino chicken adobo. And I was like, oh, my gosh. Have they always had that? Like, no, just this year. And I was like, it's crazy. Just because of so many fans and Alex being there. And this is. I think the. They've sold out their tickets on center court for. For her first match, but just to see how many fans show up. It's crazy, but so cool.
Jess Fagula
They tried to coin it the. The Ayala effect.
Madison Keys
Yeah. Next would be the Crab Chuck effect.
Desiree Krafczyk
Crab Chuck. Oh, wow.
Jess Fagula
That's a new one for me.
Jenny Brady
What is that?
Madison Keys
What?
Jess Fagula
Crabs Chuck.
Jenny Brady
All right.
Jess Fagula
That's a new one.
Desiree Krafczyk
Awesome.
Madison Keys
Wait, how do you say it?
Jess Fagula
Not Craft Chuck. Like Chucks.
Jenny Brady
Yeah. You literally said Kraft Chuck.
Madison Keys
What did I say?
Jenny Brady
Chuck it.
Jess Fagula
Say it like numb Chucks.
Madison Keys
Say it.
Jess Fagula
Crab check.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah.
Madison Keys
Crab check.
Jess Fagula
You said definitely not that.
Jenny Brady
You said crab check.
Jess Fagula
Now Jenny's going to Gaslight all of us. She's. Can't wait to get this.
Jenny Brady
I'm so red.
Madison Keys
Good thing this isn't being recorded.
Jess Fagula
It's okay.
Desiree Krafczyk
I only say it every day on the podcast.
Madison Keys
Canada going. How's Toronto going?
Jenny Brady
I'm still here. Good I can't.
Jess Fagula
I'm not. How do we just pivot from that? I'm still here.
Jenny Brady
Yeah.
Madison Keys
Great.
Jess Fagula
This is what happens when Jenny runs the tennis headline section.
Madison Keys
Well, I thought it would be awkward if you did it talking about yourself,
Jenny Brady
so I was like, oh, I know. I'm just laughing because it's spiraled.
Jess Fagula
When I was going through our pre tournament rundown and rundown, and I saw Jenny was taking this, I was like, this is gonna be chaos, boy.
Madison Keys
Well, I thought it was only two bullet points, so I was like, I think I can do this.
Jess Fagula
She's like, I got this. Here we are. Life makes him laughing so hard. I know.
Madison Keys
Desiree Bautista.
Sponsor Voice
Craft.
Desiree Krafczyk
Chuck.
Jenny Brady
I play again tomorrow, so that's great. Des, do you play tomorrow?
Desiree Krafczyk
I played tomorrow. Yep, still here.
Jenny Brady
Do you have two days off?
Desiree Krafczyk
No, just one. That's what's nice, though, because we stay. We start later, so it's nice. You actually get to play every other day or, like, every day leading up. So it's been nice. Good feedback.
Madison Keys
Great.
Jess Fagula
Okay. Well, since the tournaments this week are north of the border, we are going to play oh, Canada or. Oh, no. Canada. We are going to have a fact. Oh, no phrase, food, celebrity, or traditional, and we have to decide if it's actually Canadian or something completely made up. Canadians buy milk in bags. That's real?
Jenny Brady
Yes, Real. Yes.
Desiree Krafczyk
I have just discovered that.
Madison Keys
Wow.
Jess Fagula
They have them in little pictures, and they cut the corner and they just pour it out of that.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yep.
Madison Keys
Oh, my gosh. I was going to say. Oh, no.
Desiree Krafczyk
Oh, yes.
Jess Fagula
Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada
Madison Keys
jail.
Desiree Krafczyk
I love Hawaiian pizza.
Jess Fagula
I feel like something Canadians would do.
Madison Keys
Oh, Canada.
Desiree Krafczyk
Oh, Canada.
Caller/Listener
Wow.
Jenny Brady
Yes, it is.
Jess Fagula
It is Canadian.
Jenny Brady
That sounds. It just seems Canadian.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Sponsor Voice
Ham. Yeah.
Madison Keys
Canadian bacon. That ham.
Jenny Brady
Yeah.
Jess Fagula
Pineapple on pizza jail or delicious?
Desiree Krafczyk
Delicious.
Jenny Brady
I don't mind it.
Madison Keys
I don't hate it. But I'll. I'll never order it. But if it's, like, there, I'll eat it.
Jess Fagula
I'm married into an Italian family jail.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah.
Jess Fagula
Canada has more moose than people.
Madison Keys
No.
Jess Fagula
I feel like probably not. Yes, then. Okay. That'd be a lot of. That'd be a lot.
Jenny Brady
I was gonna say yes just for the plot. Oh.
Madison Keys
Fun fact. Actually, in Auckland, I think. Or New Zealand, it's. Oh, shoot.
Jess Fagula
It's either New Zealand.
Madison Keys
There's. There's.
Jenny Brady
Yeah. Auckland's in New Zealand.
Madison Keys
Yeah, I know, but I don't. Okay. In New Zealand, there's more sheep or goats than people.
Jenny Brady
Huh?
Desiree Krafczyk
I was gonna say a sheep joke or. But I'm not.
Jess Fagula
We can fact check that one when we're back in Auckland.
Madison Keys
We can just erase it.
Jess Fagula
There was once a massive Canadian maple syrup heist worth millions of dollars.
Madison Keys
False.
Desiree Krafczyk
Oh, no.
Jess Fagula
That feels fake.
Caller/Listener
What?
Jess Fagula
Oh, my gosh.
Jenny Brady
I didn't get a chance to answer Danny's rapid firing. I was gonna say yes.
Madison Keys
Oh, you gotta be quick, Jess.
Jess Fagula
You gotta have a lot of.
Jenny Brady
Knock my computer off.
Madison Keys
Oh, my God. It's a Netflix.
Jess Fagula
That's a lot of maple syrup.
Jenny Brady
It's a Netflix documentary. I might have to watch that.
Desiree Krafczyk
Wow.
Jess Fagula
All right.
Desiree Krafczyk
Okay.
Jess Fagula
Canada has an annual competition for best frozen hair.
Jenny Brady
False.
Caller/Listener
What?
Madison Keys
False.
Desiree Krafczyk
No.
Jess Fagula
Real.
Jenny Brady
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you serious? Wow. I need to look those pictures up. How do you judge that, huh, Jack Frost?
Jess Fagula
You got it. Maddie has it. Canada has a town called Dildo.
Jenny Brady
True.
Sponsor Voice
True.
Caller/Listener
Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
True.
Madison Keys
Wow.
Jenny Brady
That has to be true.
Desiree Krafczyk
Good on you, Canada.
Jess Fagula
Maybe I'm not pronouncing it right. Canada has a town named St. Louis du. Haha. I believe it.
Madison Keys
No.
Desiree Krafczyk
True.
Jess Fagula
That has to be fake.
Jenny Brady
False. No.
Sponsor Voice
Wow.
Jess Fagula
Apparently there is also a town.
Jenny Brady
I wonder if you pronounce that one right.
Jess Fagula
Canadians traditionally say a instead of cheese when taking pictures.
Madison Keys
Oh, do they?
Jenny Brady
That's false. I've never heard a Canadian say a.
Desiree Krafczyk
False.
Madison Keys
It's just because they say a. Yeah, crushed it.
Jess Fagula
In parts of Canada, people can skate to work.
Madison Keys
True.
Jenny Brady
True.
Jess Fagula
True.
Desiree Krafczyk
For sure. True.
Madison Keys
Yeah, they're like, born with ice skates on. Wow.
Jess Fagula
Ottawa's. I don't know how to pronounce that word.
Madison Keys
Canal Blank.
Desiree Krafczyk
Leave it to Jenny to say it right?
Madison Keys
Yeah, leave it to me. I'm really good at pronouncing things.
Jess Fagula
Radu. Is that Ottawa's radu Canal is famously used for commuting when conditions allow.
Madison Keys
Cool.
Jess Fagula
Look at that.
Desiree Krafczyk
Wow. A little fun fact.
Jess Fagula
You learn more every day.
Desiree Krafczyk
Well, we're gonna stay on theme here. And since Canadians stereotypically apologize for almost everything because they're really nice, we are gonna. Well, I'm gonna say some tennis scenarios. And are you going to say sorry for these or not? And you have to defend your answer. Okay, first one. You bagel your best friend.
Madison Keys
Not
Jess Fagula
just.
Jenny Brady
Well, I already say sorry.
Desiree Krafczyk
You're the closest to Canadian.
Jess Fagula
I would probably say sorry.
Madison Keys
I think I would just laugh.
Desiree Krafczyk
Actually take that back. I would say sorry.
Jenny Brady
Just laugh in their face.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah, I would just say sorry. And then I don't really know how to defend that.
Madison Keys
Yeah, that's my defense.
Jenny Brady
Laughing.
Sponsor Voice
All right.
Desiree Krafczyk
You challenge a call knowing it was probably in no not sorry.
Jenny Brady
No, not sorry.
Jess Fagula
No, I ain't sorry.
Madison Keys
No.
Jess Fagula
All right.
Desiree Krafczyk
You accidentally hit someone at net.
Madison Keys
Sorry.
Jenny Brady
Not sorry. Sorry. Not sorry.
Jess Fagula
Yeah. Apologize.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah, I'll just. Sorry.
Jenny Brady
But sorry, Sorry, not sorry.
Desiree Krafczyk
Fist pump after. Like, I don't know, like sorry.
Sponsor Voice
Yes.
Jenny Brady
Come on. Come on, let's go.
Madison Keys
Yeah, come on.
Jenny Brady
Okay.
Desiree Krafczyk
You see someone you know in player dining and purposely sit somewhere else. I'm not saying not sorry.
Jess Fagula
I'm not sorry. I sat somewhere else for a reason.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
We know everybody.
Jess Fagula
You are the reason.
Madison Keys
Yeah. Not sorry.
Desiree Krafczyk
Do you think that happens often? I'm sure a lot of players do that.
Madison Keys
Yeah. Yeah. Every day.
Jenny Brady
Yeah. I feel like every time. You're not, like, sitting with every person, you know?
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
Sometimes you just need a break.
Desiree Krafczyk
You see them every single week, you know? Okay. You tell your coach to stop talking and then ask them 30 seconds later why they're not helping.
Madison Keys
Does that.
Jess Fagula
Was that directed to me?
Jenny Brady
Yeah.
Jess Fagula
Should we. Can we phone. Can we call Craig quickly?
Jenny Brady
Phone a friend. Phone a coach?
Desiree Krafczyk
I would definitely say sorry after because. Yeah, they shouldn't take the brunt of it.
Jess Fagula
Sorry.
Madison Keys
Sorry.
Desiree Krafczyk
Craig.
Jenny Brady
You'd say sorry.
Desiree Krafczyk
I'd say sorry.
Madison Keys
We would all say sorry.
Desiree Krafczyk
You blame a loss on the conditions when you know you just played badly. Jenny, you seem like you relate there.
Madison Keys
No, actually.
Jess Fagula
Oh, the laugh gave it away.
Jenny Brady
Been there, done that.
Madison Keys
I was laughing at Jess because I
Desiree Krafczyk
feel like she does that.
Jess Fagula
Guilty.
Jenny Brady
How would I answer this? You blame a loss on the conditions when you know you just played bad.
Madison Keys
You don't say sorry.
Desiree Krafczyk
Are you saying sorry?
Madison Keys
You don't say.
Desiree Krafczyk
You just vent to us.
Jess Fagula
You need it for your mental health that day.
Madison Keys
Yeah, she just cleared her throat.
Jess Fagula
Okay. Your.
Desiree Krafczyk
Your friend loses, but their loss makes your draw significantly easier.
Sponsor Voice
Oh.
Madison Keys
Oh, not sorry. Not sorry.
Sponsor Voice
You don't.
Jess Fagula
You don't say sorry.
Jenny Brady
Yeah, yeah. Not sorry.
Madison Keys
Not sorry.
Jenny Brady
It's a win loss.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yikes. You're secretly relieved when someone withdraws and you move up a seed.
Madison Keys
Not sorry. Thank you.
Desiree Krafczyk
To me. So.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
Not so.
Desiree Krafczyk
Anyone else.
Jenny Brady
No, no, not sorry.
Desiree Krafczyk
The luck of the draw. Okay. You watch your friends match, but leave when they start losing badly. Ooey.
Madison Keys
Sorry.
Jenny Brady
Yes. You're not leaving because, like, no, no, no, no.
Madison Keys
But it's like, oh, bad timing.
Jenny Brady
Sorry I had to leave. Like, I had to go. And then they lost. And you're also sorry about that. So.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah. Okay, last one. You beat a Canadian in Canada. Not sorry.
Madison Keys
Not sorry.
Jenny Brady
Not sorry about that one. Sorry about that one. Eh?
Madison Keys
Take that. W e.
Sponsor Voice
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Desiree Krafczyk
I didn't guess.
Madison Keys
Yeah, I couldn't think of anyone.
Jenny Brady
You said so much.
Desiree Krafczyk
We did that one already.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
My three clues were, my dad won two Grand Slam singles titles and was once the younger, youngest, world number one in ATV history. Tennis runs in my family. My mom was also a professional athlete. Right arm. Bicep must always be strong. Any last guesses?
Madison Keys
The bicep is throwing me off.
Desiree Krafczyk
Come on.
Sponsor Voice
Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
I mean, do they.
Jess Fagula
Wait.
Desiree Krafczyk
Lane Hewitt
Jess Fagula
has it.
Jenny Brady
Think, like, think.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah.
Jess Fagula
Cruz Hewitt.
Jenny Brady
Yes.
Sponsor Voice
Yes.
Madison Keys
Yeah. Oh, no way. Oh, my gosh. No way.
Jess Fagula
Wow.
Desiree Krafczyk
That's a good one.
Madison Keys
Oh, that's a good one.
Desiree Krafczyk
You stumped me there.
Jess Fagula
Jeez.
Jenny Brady
Okay, that was also all Danny, because, remember, we got to me, they were like, jess, you're a human.
Jess Fagula
All right. Oh, right.
Madison Keys
Yeah. Just didn't come up with that.
Jenny Brady
I did not. I won't take credit.
Desiree Krafczyk
Okay, so my who am I this week? I love taking ballroom lessons. I am trilingual. And soccer was my first love. Who am I?
Jess Fagula
I feel like I already know.
Madison Keys
What was the first clue?
Desiree Krafczyk
I love taking ballroom lessons. I am trilingual and soccer was my first love.
Madison Keys
Great. Okay, moving on to fan questions and some advice. First question from Srisha. What's the craziest thing each of you have seen a parent do during your junior tennis careers? I plead the fifth.
Desiree Krafczyk
I don't know if I can say.
Madison Keys
Yeah, I believe.
Jess Fagula
Yeah.
Madison Keys
Next question.
Caller/Listener
A lot.
Jess Fagula
Wait, no, I did. I did actually see a dad one time hook up his kids. Like, she had, like, a headband, and he, like, he ran, like, a headset through it, and he was coaching her through.
Desiree Krafczyk
Oh, my gosh.
Madison Keys
Oh, my God.
Caller/Listener
Yeah.
Jess Fagula
Yeah. Like, the girl got obviously disqualified because coaching is not legal. But it was like this whole contraption thing that she was wearing so that he could coach her.
Desiree Krafczyk
That's crazy. Crazy again are crazy.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
That's all we got to say.
Madison Keys
Next question from Amy. My question is, if you could pick another place you go on tour outside of the US to live, where would you go? And Maddie, why would it be Eastbourne?
Jess Fagula
Guys, Eastbourne is vibes.
Madison Keys
Wait, that's so funny.
Jess Fagula
Such good vibes.
Desiree Krafczyk
I would pick Australia.
Jess Fagula
Yeah.
Madison Keys
I mean, everybody knows Brisbane for me.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah, you love Brisbane.
Jenny Brady
I. I actually feel like I could live in, like, London. Culture shock. You have at least culture shock place to live. If I, like, had to pick up a leave tomorrow, I. Australia is too far for me. I wouldn't like being that far away. But that would be my next. But I still think I just say.
Jess Fagula
I'd say Rome.
Desiree Krafczyk
Oh, I was my second one.
Jess Fagula
Rome or London.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
I couldn't do London. Rome.
Madison Keys
I would need air conditioning.
Jenny Brady
Yeah.
Madison Keys
And I could do London.
Jess Fagula
I'll pack an ac.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
Yeah.
Madison Keys
Next question from Angie. My tennis friends and I often discuss how some of you have your skirt tucked in. It's that so the ball won't come out. We think it would drive us crazy to have it tucked in. Well, sometimes I tuck it in because it, like, moves around. And sometimes like my racket, like, if it's too long, sometimes, like if you're in, like, the ready position, like in returns, it's just like. And when you serve, it just, like, stays better when it's tucked in.
Jess Fagula
Excess fabric. Not a fan.
Desiree Krafczyk
I will say, like, here in Toronto, because it's been so humid, I've been really tucking, like, a lot of my skirt so it looks like I'm wearing a diaper, but it just feels better than it just moving around because I sweat so much. And like Maddie said, I think it's more of just the fabric, but when
Jenny Brady
the fabric, it's, like, heavy and sweaty, like, you just gotta tuck it.
Jess Fagula
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
I don't know why. I remember the first time I ever saw this girl. She was older than me and I was like 10. And she tucked her skirt, and I thought it was cool. So then I started tucking my skirt.
Desiree Krafczyk
And then like, now I Gina George all over again.
Jenny Brady
Yeah. But now I do it all the time. Mine's always. My skirts are so long. My dresses are long.
Desiree Krafczyk
It's just I will always tuck my right side.
Madison Keys
That's where I put the ball. Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
I tuck my left.
Jess Fagula
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
Mine's My left? Yeah, Always where you put the ball and when you serve. I feel like is usually.
Jess Fagula
I've noticed out of habit, I do it with my practice shorts now half the time, too.
Desiree Krafczyk
Oh, interesting.
Jenny Brady
I don't think I tuck shorts as much.
Desiree Krafczyk
No.
Madison Keys
Yeah. It's not. It has nothing to do with keeping the ball in the pocket.
Desiree Krafczyk
No, it'll just stay up there. You just gotta shove the ball, roll up there, you know?
Madison Keys
Yeah, well, yeah, you just put it up the spandex and it stays. Okay, so thank you for clarifying. We don't have to, like, shove it real up there.
Desiree Krafczyk
Well, some players really get it at the top of there and then have to roll it back down.
Madison Keys
I know.
Sponsor Voice
Forever.
Jenny Brady
Oh, the ones that, like, roll it all the way down.
Jess Fagula
I don't understand.
Madison Keys
I knew there was something dead.
Jess Fagula
Who is it? Does doesn't someone take it? I'm not gonna say names. Excuse me.
Madison Keys
Does iga.
Jenny Brady
Oh, IGA takes it from the top of her skirt.
Jess Fagula
IGA takes it from. She does.
Jenny Brady
Which is crazy. I don't know how she does that.
Madison Keys
It pops out the top.
Jess Fagula
Yeah, she like, flips it out of the top of her skirt.
Jenny Brady
Yeah. Yeah. That's my underwear showing.
Desiree Krafczyk
I don't know. I feel like that would show my underwear.
Jenny Brady
No.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
You don't really. I knew there was some that often
Madison Keys
ulterior motive with DEZ when she was like, yeah, that really put all the way at the top. And then they take forever for the ball to come down.
Jess Fagula
I hate when they tie their shoes.
Madison Keys
Yeah. I was like, okay, that was crazy. Take or like, when they tie their shoes. Jose, come on.
Jenny Brady
Like, next.
Madison Keys
Okay, we have. Moving on. We have three voicemails from our social club members. So if you want to leave us a voicemail, join us on Patreon. So first voicemail. Hi, ladies. Big fan. My name is Susanna from New York. I have a question for Maddie, who I believe is the skin care guru of the group. Just curious to know if red light therapy actually works. So I'm now old, 54, and I've only just recently gotten into, like, doing Botox and all that kind of, like, skin care. I never really did anything when. When I was younger. Luckily, my cousin also owns a med spa, so I'm able to get, like, discounts with that stuff. But I was just curious. She does offer red light therapy. Like, what exactly does it do? Yeah, I guess I could ask her, but I'd rather hear from Maddie. So just curious. Let me know if I should try it.
Jess Fagula
Thanks.
Madison Keys
Love you guys.
Jess Fagula
Well, Jess is the one with skincare line, so she might have more scientific answers. I personally think red light therapy works. I don't know if I would necessarily go to someone to do it. I would probably just invest in, like, one of the really good masks. So I would definitely. If you wanted to do it, I would just research and figure out what masks have the best red light, because obviously you want the ones that actually do something. But red light kind of just, like, works in helping rejuvenate your cells, and it can help, like, tighten your skin. It can help with kind of some of, like, your wrinkles and stuff, helps with inflammation. And some of them also have, like, the blue light setting as well, which helps with, like, basically killing bacteria. And if you have any sort of, like, breakouts and things like that, it's. It can help keep your skin clear. You do have to use it consistently, in my opinion, to actually see any sort of result. I've noticed that if I get a little lax and I start missing days, then I don't think it works as well. But I think if you're consistent with it, it helps a lot. I usually do it at the end of the day when I'm laying in bed, just a little scroll on Instagram and have a little giggle with my red light mask on.
Jenny Brady
Good answer. I don't really wear one. So, honestly, Maddie's the one that is always trying all this stuff.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah, I have it, but I'm not consistent.
Madison Keys
I know. I have one too, and I'm not consistent.
Desiree Krafczyk
It's with me. The key traveling with me.
Jenny Brady
The key is to be consistent for sure with it. And I think it does work. But I wouldn't go somewhere, though. Don't go somewhere, because then you're never gonna. You're gonna pay and, like, you're not gonna do it a lot. No.
Madison Keys
Yeah. Okay. Next voicemail.
Caller/Listener
Hello, players box. I have an educated guess as to what happened with Jess's Cotton Eye Joe incident. I help run the press box for my local baseball stadium for high school American Legion and amateur baseball. The music we play on RPA during or between innings is coming off of connections to our iPhones or iPads. There was a time not long ago where Apple pushed an update that made it so that when you plugged an audio connection into the device, it would automatically start playing your music. We tried to be extra careful of this during game action if we were switching from one device to another for some reason, but even so, it still caught us out a couple times. And we'd get Death stars from players and umpires because something started playing right during a pitch. We could shut this off in the settings, which we of course did. But every so often, they'd push a new update and this would reset it to the autoplay without our knowledge. I remember that when the Cotton Eye Joe incident happened to Jess, that this was during one of those times. They seem to have straightened this out since then, and it hasn't happened in a good long while. So that's my theory. Someone in their booth was plugging in a new device, not expecting it to play, and it played automatically to their probable panic. Can't wait to see you guys in Cincinnati. Goodbye.
Madison Keys
There you go.
Jess Fagula
We can. We can bring him in as a.
Jenny Brady
No one would have been listening to Cotton Eye Joe. I know exactly what he's talking about.
Jess Fagula
Yeah, but what if. What if it just. You know how sometimes you plug your phone in and it just, like, picks a random song and it just starts playing?
Jenny Brady
Yeah, but who has Cotton I Joe on phone?
Jess Fagula
Someone who does all of the music for, like, a hockey game. We were in Canada.
Jenny Brady
Hanai Joe. My only thing was that it was not played once during the entire tournament. And it was the 70s.
Jess Fagula
Yeah, maybe it was just a different. It was just a different dj, and he does hockey games as well. And he plugged his phone in and it started playing. Not having the tennis playlist, but just, like, from his phone.
Madison Keys
Yeah, Just isn't buying it. Maddie's.
Jess Fagula
No investigation.
Desiree Krafczyk
Well, Matt's your girlfriend.
Jenny Brady
Do not accept everyone else. Can you can give me some more ideas? I'm convinced that someone lost a bet, but.
Madison Keys
Yeah, kind of hard to budge, too, so. Okay. Thanks for.
Jenny Brady
Also, he should do our ad reads.
Madison Keys
Yeah, I know.
Jess Fagula
Yeah. Don't we have one more voicemail?
Madison Keys
Yeah. Next voicemail, please.
Jess Fagula
Hey, girls. I could use some dating advice. I've been out of the dating game for quite some time, and I just
Caller/Listener
met this guy, and he completely blew my socks off.
Jess Fagula
I'm very much surprised on how intense
Caller/Listener
and how good he makes me feel.
Jess Fagula
For over a month now, we've been
Caller/Listener
spending a lot of time together, a
Jess Fagula
lot of romantic weekend getaways. And sometimes I can come across a bit intense.
Caller/Listener
And I do feel feelings of love, but I'm kind of afraid to tell him that I love him or maybe scare him away.
Jess Fagula
So should I just wait for him to tell me first? Best of luck for the American swing.
Sponsor Voice
Thank you.
Madison Keys
I think you let it out.
Sponsor Voice
Damn.
Madison Keys
As the only single one in the group.
Jess Fagula
I love, love, tell everyone you love Them?
Sponsor Voice
Yeah.
Madison Keys
Tell everyone you love them.
Desiree Krafczyk
They've been dating. They've been seeing each other for a month, he said.
Jenny Brady
I think so.
Jess Fagula
Yeah, I think it was a month.
Desiree Krafczyk
Maybe a little over a month.
Madison Keys
I don't know. That's. Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Desiree Krafczyk
Just tell me. You have really strong feelings for him, but I don't know, don't scare him away.
Jess Fagula
You could see yourself falling in love with him in the future.
Desiree Krafczyk
And if you're not good at.
Sponsor Voice
Right.
Desiree Krafczyk
Saying it out loud and you just write it on a piece of paper. I don't know, when you see him next or whenever you're doing your romantic getaway, sometimes that helps.
Jess Fagula
Finish it off with a fast and furious quote at the bottom. Yeah,
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah, I think that's a little early, but I think it's a little soon. You can't really help your feelings, I guess.
Jenny Brady
But hey, I mean, if you want to just say it, just say it. But yeah, maybe if you say it, say like. I don't expect you to say it back. Yeah.
Desiree Krafczyk
And don't feel pressured like this.
Jenny Brady
I just like, feel. Yeah, I just like have a lot of feelings and I feel like our connection's really strong and like all the stuff you just said, but I think you hold off just because it's been very.
Desiree Krafczyk
A big three words too. So you don't want to just use it.
Jenny Brady
I think you can hold on to it for a little bit longer, just see how it goes.
Jess Fagula
But I think you can say all the other stuff.
Madison Keys
Yeah.
Sponsor Voice
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
For sure.
Sponsor Voice
Yeah.
Jenny Brady
100.
Desiree Krafczyk
Yeah.
Madison Keys
Great. Thanks everyone for your voicemails and for your fan questions this week. We really appreciate it. Please leave us a rating and review. It helps people find out about the podcast. And don't forget to watch us at the players box pod YouTube page and send us fan questions or low stakes advice to our email at the players box podmail.com or DM us on Instagram. And also be sure to sign up for Patreon for ad free listening every week and even more behind the scenes of the group chat. Thanks everyone and see you next week.
Date: August 11, 2026
Hosts: Madison Keys, Jessica Pegula, Jennifer Brady, Desirae Krawczyk
This spirited episode brings the Player’s Box crew together courtside in Toronto, where they unpack first-world mishaps, provide updates on Tennis Canada events, dive into uniquely Canadian trivia, and handle fan questions with signature humor. The episode offers a playful but honest look at life on tour, featuring both competitive insights and a behind-the-scenes peek at the quirks, slip-ups, and camaraderie the pros share.
"All there is is a bunch of tissue paper and a container of Clorox wipes. I was like, what?" [02:53]
"No free feet pics." [06:26]
"Because your car's been expired, the registration's been expired for over a year. You have to go into the DMV." [08:51]
"This was probably the first time I’ve been like mid-match delayed to the next day and a final. But... it actually turned out to be a very good final because as we know, Alex's fans are crazy." [13:03-13:36]
"It’s crazy. Just because of so many fans and Alex being there... They’ve sold out their tickets on center court for her first match." [16:01]
“Jail.” [19:51]
"It's a Netflix documentary. I might have to watch that." [21:44]
“You learn more every day.” [23:59]
“Take that, W e.” [28:40]
"She had, like, a headband, and he ran, like, a headset through it, and he was coaching her through." [34:44]
"I’ve been really tucking, like, a lot of my skirt so it looks like I’m wearing a diaper, but it just feels better..." [37:18]
"Red light kind of just, like, works in helping rejuvenate your cells, and it can help, like, tighten your skin." [41:36]
“Tell everyone you love them.” [46:10]
“I think you can hold on to it for a little bit longer, just see how it goes.” [47:27]
On the Clorox Wipes Incident:
"All there is is a bunch of tissue paper and a container of Clorox wipes. I was like, what?"
— Jess Pegula [02:53]
On Canadian Fans and the “Ayala Effect”:
"It’s crazy. Just because of so many fans and Alex being there... They’ve sold out their tickets on center court for her first match."
— Desirae Krawczyk [16:01]
On Canadian Trivia:
"You learn more every day."
— Jess Pegula [23:59]
On Apologizing in Tennis:
"You are the reason."
— Jess Pegula [25:52] (re: why she sits elsewhere in player dining)
Fan Advice:
"Tell everyone you love them."
— Madison Keys [46:10]
Conversational, irreverent, honest, and endearing. The four players riff, tease, and relate as equals—with an insider's camaraderie that gives fans a real backstage pass.
For next week: Keep sending in your wild stories and questions—these pros are here for it, on and off the court!