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James Tauber
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James Tauber
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Alan Sisto
Good evening, little masters and welcome to episode 397 of the Prancing Pony podcast where I have a strange belief that the old should be treated kindly and with courtesy.
James Tauber
That's not self serving in any way, is it, Alan?
Alan Sisto
Are you calling me old, James? You start with the old jokes already.
James Tauber
I think you are. But anyway.
Alan Sisto
Well, you know, I could use a little kindness and courtesy.
James Tauber
It's true, it's true. We all, we all could these days, I think. But especially you, Alan. Nice folks. Pull up a bench in the common room and join us. I'm James Tauber, the sage of the south, and I'm here with the man of the west who's beard is neither ruly nor soft. Alan Sisto.
Alan Sisto
It's also not five feet long without stretching, thank goodness. Floor dragging beards.
James Tauber
That's true. And I don't think you have 17 sons, but oh, heavens if I do.
Alan Sisto
I don't know about them. Yeah, folks, join us as we journey to an unknown land and an unclear time in the Second Age. As we begin our four part look at one of the more unique stories that Tolkien wrote, the story of Tal Elmar.
James Tauber
In many ways, it's a fitting follow up to Eldarion and Arendus, because even though it's almost certainly taking place much later.
Alan Sisto
Oh, much.
James Tauber
Yeah, now's a great time to jump in, I think. So as we'll discuss in more detail why. Why there's that relevance there. But folks, no matter whether you came to Middle Earth through the books, the films, the TV show, or something else, each of you is welcome here in our common room. The Prancing Pony Podcast continues in our 10th season of Reading and talking our way through Middle Earth with conversations, digressions, and even speculations.
Alan Sisto
Not to mention a few puns and bad jokes here and there. Maybe a few more now that you're with me again, especially the bad ones. But our. Our purpose, of course, is to dive deep into the lore. In this case, very deep. I mean, Tal Omar is the deepest cut that we've tackled on the show so far. We love discussing the stories, our favorite characters and themes, Tolkien's inspirations, and a whole lot more.
James Tauber
And while we take the work seriously, the same can't be said about ourselves. As you can tell, we're just a couple of friends chatting at the pub. And we're glad you've joined us.
Alan Sisto
And I'm sure you'll be glad you joined as well. But before we get to tonight's chapter discussion, it's time to visit with one of our listeners in the North Wing. Well, today we're bringing you another new installment of the North Wing.
James Tauber
Barliman. Butterbur had a room or two in the North Wing at the Prancing Pony Inn, made special for hobbits. And this is our place, made special for some of our listeners to give us a chance to get to know them. Mm.
Alan Sisto
Now, rooms at the North Wing are a little hard to come by these days, so only our patrons at the Elronds honorarium and Kierdan's contribution tiers are eligible. So if you'd like to be one of the next patrons to join us here, be sure to check out patreon.com prancingconypod Please do.
James Tauber
We've got a waiting list for the north wing right now, but we'll get to them all soon and we'll make room for more if necessary.
Alan Sisto
Well, then, why don't we go ahead and welcome tonight's guest to the North Wing, Joe Haffman. Thank you.
Joe Haffman
Thank you, Alan.
Alan Sisto
Joe, it's pleasure to have you. I'm glad you could be with us today, and thanks for your patience. I know that we have been sort of renovating the north wing, so there have been some awfully long waits.
Joe Haffman
I got a good room in there. Not one of the ones destroyed.
Alan Sisto
That's true. The bolsters are all intact. That's they are.
Joe Haffman
Parliament will be happy.
Alan Sisto
I'm glad to hear that. As long as it doesn't have any mail for you.
Joe Haffman
Right?
James Tauber
Excellent. Okay, Joe, so tell us a bit about yourself. Where are you from? What do you do? What do your loved ones think of all this talking stuff that you're into? Do they think you're a total nerd? Do they like it? That sort of thing?
Joe Haffman
Okay, well, I'm a retired industrial engineer. Spent 35 years in that. And now I basically, I. I do a lot of birding, travel all around the country and a few other countries too, I guess. I've birded in about 29 different countries.
Alan Sisto
Wow.
Joe Haffman
And then my wife and I do a lot of traveling too. Non birding. But I'm always carrying my binoculars, so you can always recognize me. Family is very supportive of it. My son Jason, he went with me to all of the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies. My wife puts up with it. She gets a little bit confused with the names, especially first aid elf names.
Alan Sisto
It all start with F. All the Fs? Yes.
Joe Haffman
Or the seeds that are not real nice.
Alan Sisto
That's true. Keligor and Kudorfin, Those guys?
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Yes. My goodness. Well, that's amazing. By the way, have you. Did you spot any Krebine from Dunlin in particular when you were in your birding adventures? No.
Joe Haffman
No, I haven't.
Alan Sisto
All right, we'll keep your eye out. The question that we ask everybody, Joe, who comes to the Prancing Pony, when and how did you first discover Tolkien's works? And what was your experience like? What is it that keeps you coming back?
Joe Haffman
Well, it started in the early 1970s. I had a college professor who. He had mentioned how he read the books every year, and I had read them once and read them again, and I had A friend who had read them at the time. We were working at a book distributor loading trucks of paperback books. And we would quiz each other. These were very basic quizzes just on the Lord of the Rings because there were things in there that I had no clue on because the Silmarillion hadn't been published.
Alan Sisto
Right. Like you said, early 70s. So that gives us the setting.
James Tauber
Yeah. Yes.
Alan Sisto
So what is it that keeps you coming back then to Tolkien?
Joe Haffman
The depth of it. Every time you read it or listen to it, you learn something else. And there's. There's so much in there. I mean, the different languages. It's hard to believe how deep the history goes and how long for tens of thousands of years. And you think of it compared to our history. Our history is short than what we know compared to what Tolkien created.
Alan Sisto
That is true.
James Tauber
That is true.
Alan Sisto
I guess. Suppose if we had the Surly Longeval, let's say Egyptians. Right. Who could tell us all about what happened thousands of years ago. But yeah, it certainly is an incredibly deep world. No doubt about that.
James Tauber
So what's your favorite book in the legendarium? And if you have one, your favorite non legendarium work by Tolkien.
Joe Haffman
Okay, I'm going to go with book two of the Lord of the Rings. All the textual ruins that are in there with the Council of Elrod, the elf friends that were mentioned. And plus we got to catch up with a very important Dwarf there.
Alan Sisto
That is true. That's a good one. I don't know that people have chosen Book Two. I think so many people do choose Book three because there's so much adventure and story and everybody loves following Mary and Pippin's adventures and the Three Hunters and Rohan. But wow, Book two is a good one. You know, they got the Council of Elrond, you get, you know, Lothlorien. Right. You get that beautiful Galadriel's Lament in Quenya. But yeah, you get the Balrog and Gandalf. I mean, there's just so much there. Yeah. What about.
James Tauber
Do you have a non legendarian work of Tolkien's that you like?
Joe Haffman
Yes, I do. I would have to say it's Father Christmas letters and I got to read them to my great niece and great nephew. Oh, and that was a lot of fun when they were like five and seven.
Alan Sisto
That's perfect. Yeah. Oh, that's a great one. That actually may answer the next question. So I might have to ask you a different one instead. Your favorite memory of a Tolkien related activity, whether it's a moot or an event or reading the books out loud.
Joe Haffman
To somebody that certainly was up there. But one of my favorite activities was when we went to Marquette at the Prince and Pony podcast Moot and the Art of the Manuscript. And four times I went through there and looking at it. That was really amazing.
Alan Sisto
That was. We were so fortunate to be able to hold that event there at that exact time when they had the manuscript event going.
James Tauber
Wow. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, that's mine too. Yeah.
Joe Haffman
I got to drink a spotted cow with the Lord the Mark there. Which is probably as good as a proper 1420, I would believe.
Alan Sisto
I say so, having had a few visits in the pub with the Lord of the Mark myself. I concur wholeheartedly.
James Tauber
Okay, let's go for a lightning round of quick questions and answers, starting with, who's your favorite character in the Lord of the Rings?
Joe Haffman
I'm going to go with Frodo. The finest hobbit in the Shire.
Alan Sisto
Absolutely.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Joe Haffman
If I had to pick a First Age one, I would have to go with Ecthelion, because here's a guy who took out Gothmog who had killed two High Kings of the Noldor. So I believe he deserves the elf equivalent of a medal of Honor, basically.
Alan Sisto
No doubt about it.
James Tauber
Yep.
Alan Sisto
Well, Joe, what's the one place in Middle Earth that you wish you could visit? Anywhere, anytime?
Joe Haffman
The Shire.
Alan Sisto
The Shire.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Joe Haffman
I think.
Alan Sisto
Choice. Yeah.
Joe Haffman
Either before or after the sacking of the Shire. Maybe even after with to see all Sam's work there.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. I gotta say, seeing the shire in 1420 would be pretty amazing.
James Tauber
Yes. Yes, definitely. Okay, the important question. Balrog wings. Are they actual or metaphorical?
Joe Haffman
Metaphorical. Well, I mean, when Gandalf said, fly, you fools, fly, he didn't mean formula, actually fly.
Alan Sisto
Excellent answer. All right, who's your favorite dwarf?
Joe Haffman
Favorite dwarf? We have so much on Gimli, I'm gonna have to say. Gimli. We know so much about him. Gimli. From the books. The movies are okay. But he was more comical in the movies.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. That's no slight on John Reese Davies, who did a great job. No, he really did a bit of comic relief.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
Do you consider yourself a Mary or a Pippin?
Joe Haffman
Definitely a Mary.
James Tauber
That's great.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. All right. One does not simply walk into Mordor, as Boromir makes quite clear. But if you could, who would you rather have at your side, Turin, Turambar or Feanor?
Joe Haffman
Oh, God, I'm doomed with either one. I'm gonna go with Feanor.
James Tauber
Not a bad call.
Alan Sisto
Not a bad call. I think Sauron would be afraid of either one of them. But yeah, those are, those are some great answers. Joe, thank you so much for joining us today.
Joe Haffman
Thank you for having me.
Alan Sisto
It's been our privilege. Well, we've enjoyed having you here in the North Wing, but it is time for us to head over back to the common room and join the rest of the listeners.
James Tauber
Thanks again and we'll see you back at our next questions after nightfall, if not sooner.
Alan Sisto
And now we return to you to the podcast in progress. Always a pleasure to chat with our listeners, folks. Now, before we get started, I do have a few corrections to make, but to episode 392, which was released back in early December, while I don't recall the moment in the episode precisely, we apparently referred to the phony war, but we somehow connected it to World War I instead of World War II. Of course, that is the period of time between September of 1939 and May of 1940 after the British, along with their allies the French, had declared war on Nazi Germany, but hadn't really gotten off the sofa to do anything about it yet. In addition, I also completely forgot or botched my Archduke Ferdinand history. I had mentioned the assassination taking place in Serbia, but of course Sarajevo was both then and now in Bosnia, it was a Serb terrorist that killed him. So corrections done. James, let's go and get started.
James Tauber
Indeed. But we won't start with the usual reading. We'll get to that, I promise. But we're going to start by giving you some background on this story. We'll assume most of you have not read this. Unlike the Lord of the Rings and even most of Unfinished Tales, this is new territory for many of you. Indeed.
Alan Sisto
And it really is the deepest cut we've tried to tackle on the show so far. Now, in 1996, Christopher Tolkien finally published the 12th and last volume of the history of Middle Earth, the Peoples of Middle Earth. And we've looked at that a lot on the show, especially last season, because it included information on the appendices, like drafts of the Tale of Years and that entire making of Appendix A. Yeah.
James Tauber
And the peoples of Middle Earth is primarily concerned with that appendix material, but there's some additional stuff. Right. There's four parts in total. Four parts in total. And in the last chapter of the last part of this last volume of the history of Middle Earth. So it's the very last thing in the whole of the 12 volume series.
Alan Sisto
Exactly.
James Tauber
You find the story of Tal Elmar. That's what we're going to be Covering over the next few episodes. But why cover this story now in the middle of a season ostensibly on Unfinished Tales?
Alan Sisto
Well, ostensibly I do whatever I want. But no, you might remember last season we were in the appendices to the Lord of the Rings. But several times we visited Unfinished Tales to flesh out things that we found in the appendices. For example, to shed light on part of appendix A1 that talks about the history of Numenor, Don and I took an episode to cover a description of the island of Numenor from Unfinished Tales.
James Tauber
Right. And when you and Sara talked about Durin's folk In Appendix A3, you spent two episodes covering the quest of Erebor.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
Unfinished House. Not to mention the massive six episode sidebar on Kyrie. Yeah, pretty big sidebar. But yeah, Kirian and Ale from Unfinished Tales that you and Matt covered as a quote, unquote addendum to your two episodes, appendix A2 on the House of Alex. Thanks.
Alan Sisto
For these two episodes, we're going to spend six on this sidebar. Yeah, it was a little. But you know, it fit perfectly. Right. And that was. So the plan was to. To find things to flesh these stories out and bring more detail to them. And in fact, it turns out, ironically, you're the only co host from last season that I didn't go into Unfinished Tales with. So as a way to make up for that, we're going to step out of Unfinished Tales for now in order to flesh out the recent story of Eldarion and Arendus that Sara and I just spent 11 episodes on.
James Tauber
Yeah, and that's really the answer to the question of why this story. Not because you need an excuse to go outside the covers of Unfinished Tales this season with me, but it's deeply connected to the story that you have just spent more than a quarter of.
Alan Sisto
A season on that is true. What is the deep connection to Aldarion and Erendis? Well, the story of Tel Elmar is a narrative that Tolkien wrote, but from the perspective of the inhabitants of Middle Earth, it's very unique in that sense. And I think you'll find that to be the case as we get into it. Also, not only is it the only narrative set in the Second Age, aside from the Eldarion and horrendous story we just covered, it's the only narrative written from the perspective of these wild men.
James Tauber
And to be clear, we have plenty of things written about the Second Age. The Calabeth, the description of the island of Numenor, the line of Elros, the first part of The Rings of Power in the Third Age, and even what we'll cover after this, the history of Galadriel and Celeborn, which I'm excited for.
Alan Sisto
Oh, I am, too.
James Tauber
All of those are histories, right? They're not narratives. They tell us events of the time, they give us some small bits of story, but they're not character and plot driven stories. The same way that Eldarin and Orendus is and the way that Tal Elmar is.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, at least for the length of time that Tolkien bothered to write it. So that's why this story. I mean, at least it's why we are going to spend time in this story. As for why Tolkien wrote this story, we'll have plenty of things to say about that as we go. Obviously, that's a little beyond the scope of this intro, but for now, let's go ahead and talk about when Tolkien wrote this. We'll talk about the why later. In Christopher's introduction to the story, which again is located in Chapter 17 in Part 4 of the Peoples of Middle Earth, Volume 12 of the History of Middle Earth, Christopher provides a note that Tolkien wrote in 1968, doesn't he?
James Tauber
Yeah. Before telling us that this note was, quote, written 13 years after he had abandoned the story, making that 1955. Right now, the story primarily exists in two portions, a typescript of six pages and a manuscript. Although there's also a single rejected piece of paper that's associated with the typescript, or we'll come to that. The manuscript is dated January 1955. And while there's no evidence to suggest a given time frame between the typescript and the manuscript, Christopher says, I believe that the typescript belongs also to the 1950s.
Alan Sisto
And I will always defer to Christopher on these kinds of things because he does things like figures out, you know, what ink he was using on the typewriter or which typewriter he was using. I mean, it's incredible how much he's able to decipher from these pages. So it would appear that Tolkien wrote the entirety of this story, that is the entirety of what he actually wrote, because it's not finished. Wrote it sometime in that 1950-1955 timeframe. And that's something that Christopher says is remarkable, as the professor would therefore, quote, have been working on it during the time of extreme pressure between the publication of the Two Towers and that of the Return of the King. And as a reminder, folks, the Two Towers was published in November 1954 and the Return of the King in October 1955, making January of 1955, a pretty crazy time to start writing a whole new story, right?
James Tauber
He's smack in the middle of finishing Return of the King.
Alan Sisto
Seriously, man. He's probably checking proofs and figuring out the appendices and all of this stuff.
James Tauber
I think this is a form of procrastination. I could review the galley proofs, or I could start a whole new story.
Alan Sisto
That's right. I think I'd rather start a whole new story. Yeah.
James Tauber
And even though he abandoned work on it in 1955, it didn't seem to leave his mind entirely, given that he wrote the note that Christopher shares with us some 13 years later.
Alan Sisto
Exactly.
James Tauber
So let's go ahead and read that note and talk about what Tolkien was doing here. He writes that this story is the, quote, beginnings of a tale that sees the Numenoreans from the point of view of the Wild Men. And this is Tolkien continuing it was begun without much consideration of geography or the situation as envisaged in the Lord of the Rings.
Alan Sisto
You don't say, Professor. Yeah, it's pretty clear, as we'll see that he didn't begin with that in mind. We'll look at an abandoned start to the story that actually seems to have nothing at all to do with the Lord of the Rings. But if that's the case, once you do decide you want to fit into the legendarium, what are you going to do with it to make that happen, Professor? So he continues in this note from 1968, either it must remain as a separate tale, only vaguely linked with the developed Lord of the Rings history. That makes me think Adventures of Tom Bombadil, by the way. Sort of vaguely linked, like there's a connection, but it's pretty tenuous. And it's not. I mean, calling it part of the legendary is kind of a stretch, right?
James Tauber
Well, I mean, it's almost. It makes me think like the Hobbit.
Alan Sisto
Oh, yeah, yeah.
James Tauber
Maybe was perhaps conceived of in relation to the Silmarillion before the Lord of.
Alan Sisto
The Rings early on, before he decided to retcon the connection between the two.
James Tauber
Yeah, I mean, it makes references. It. It talks about Gondolin and the Goblin wars and the sundering of the Elves and that sort of stuff, but in a sense, it's still separate from.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, you can tell. I mean, it's. I mean, it's like, okay, sure, I mean, the Elven King is obviously thingol, but he isn't. You know, the. The Arkenstone is a silmaril, but it isn't.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
It's but so either it's going to be that way, he says, right. It's only going to be this separate tale, still kind of vaguely connected, or coming back to the professor's words, and I think so it must recount the coming of the Numenoreans elf friends before the downfall, and represent their choice of permanent havens. So the geography, Tolkien writes, must be made to fit that of the mouths of Anduin and the Langstrand.
James Tauber
That's, I think, really, really important. We've got to remember that phrase, permanent havens, because we'll see how that fits into establishing, you know, when this story is taking place.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
But also note that Tolkien sees two possible solutions. Either leave it vaguely linked, or, and this seems to be his preference, recount the arrival of the Numenoreans sometime before the fall in second age 3319.
Alan Sisto
That's a pretty big window of time, as we'll get to. But clearly Tolkien ran out of time to do this preferred thing to connect it to the coming of the Numenoreans. By the way, going Back to that 68 letter, he says, specifically the coming of the Numenoreans elf friends. So he's not talking about the King's Men, he's talking about the faithful, if that split has yet happened, depending on when this takes place. And I think it has, as we'll probably get to. But, you know, Christopher points out that there is no sign that Tolkien returned to it in his last years, which of course, explains why it still feels only vaguely linked, if that. So one of the things James and I are going to do as we go through this is speculate from time to time how Tolkien would have reconciled this. So let's get ready for a lot of what ifs, huh?
James Tauber
Yeah, there's no avoiding the what ifs readings.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, you can't when you're getting this.
James Tauber
Deep, incomplete, it is. Exactly. And finally, we should mention the when and where in Middle Earth, but only to say we can't really answer either definitively, and we'll discuss them as clues in the text come up. Although based on Tolkien's 1968 note that we just read, it's clear that he meant for this to take place in what you might think of as Southern Gondor, the geography of, quote, the mouths of Anduin and the Lung Strand. Although, again, there's still going to be some other.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, because the Ison shows up later, which is not in Southern Gondor, so.
James Tauber
We'Ll talk a bit about that. But you can basically think of the Lang Strand as the southern coast, which is going to be problematic when it starts talking elsewhere about the West Coast. And so we'll get to all that.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, yeah, it is a little confusing.
James Tauber
It's going to be complicated.
Alan Sisto
It is. But it's a lot of fun to kind of work our way through. Now, the other thing is that if this is after the founding of Permanent Havens, as it sure seems to be based on Tolkien's words in that letter, that this represents their choice of Permanent Havens, that would mean the story has to take place after Second Age 1200. That's when the Tale of Years tells us that during the reign of Taron Calumet. And yes, that's another connection to Eldarin and Arendus. That is when the Numenoreans, quote, begin to make Permanent Havens.
James Tauber
That exact phrase.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. That's why it's so important. So with the downfall taking place in 3319, we have a period of over 1800 years that this story could take place in. But as we go through this, I think you'll see why we think it's later in that window rather than earlier. When you listen to Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff.
James Tauber
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Alan Sisto
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James Tauber
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Alan Sisto
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James Tauber
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Alan Sisto
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Joe Haffman
Join us and be a nobody.
Alan Sisto
Now. Soon we'll start the story of Tal Elmar properly. But before we do, I want to take a minute to thank the amazing community that has grown up around this show. After all, there is a lot more talk going on at the Prancing Pony Podcast than just us.
James Tauber
Indeed, the PPP really does have a warm and welcoming listener community. If you've got questions or just want to talk about how much you love Middle Earth, be sure to check out our common room on Facebook and across all social media. On Facebook, just look for the Prancing Pony podcast. Yeah, there's a page. But you're going to want to join the group for that great fan community.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. And on every social media platform other than Facebook, we're just Prancingponypod. And of course, you can find our subreddit at R. Prancingponypod. And please Consider checking out my Daily Show, Today's Tolkien times on YouTube and all your favorite podcast apps. That's where you can get your daily Middle Earth fix with everything from Middle Earth map Mondays to first stage Fridays. Be sure to watch or listen at YouTube.com prancingponypod James let's dive in to the story of Tal Omar. Would you take us away?
James Tauber
Absolutely. In the days of the Dark Kings, when a man could still walk dryshod from the rising of the sun to the sea of its setting, there lived in the fenced town of his people in the green hills of Agar, an old man by name Hazard Longbeard. Two prides he had in the number of his sons, 17 in all, and in the length of his beard, five feet without stretching. But his joy in his beard was the greater, for it remained with him, and it was soft and ruly to his hand, whereas his sons for the most part were gone from him, and those that remained or came ever nigh were neither gentle nor rully. They were indeed, much as Hazard himself had been in the days of his youth. Broad, swarthy, short, tough, harsh tongued, heavy handed and quick to violence save one only, and he was the youngest. Tal Elmar Hazad his father named him. He was yet but 18 years of age, and lived with his father and the two of his brothers next elder. He was tall and white skinned, and there was a light in his grey eyes that would flash to fire if he were wroth. And though that happened seldom and never without great cause, it was a thing to remember and beware of those who had seen that fire, called him Flint Eye, and respected him, whether they loved him or no. Fatal El Mar might seem among that swart, sturdy folk, slender built and lacking in strength of leg and neck that they praised. But a man that strove with him soon found him strong beyond guess, and sudden and swift, hard to grapple and harder to elude.
Alan Sisto
Already so much to go into here. I mean, just this first sentence alone we're probably going to spend far too much time on, because we begin with this sort of obtuse reference to the days of the Dark Kings. We're going to find out later that we might or might not, but we'll get to that too. Be in the time of the rise of Sauron in the second Age. So what Dark Kings, plural, are we talking about?
James Tauber
Yeah, I mean, at this stage it's difficult to tell. Obviously. One of the things that comes to mind is either the Nazgul themselves or the men that became the Nazgul. Right, right.
Alan Sisto
Because they do become kings and things like that. And. Yeah, that could be.
James Tauber
But, yeah, we really don't necessarily know at this stage.
Alan Sisto
Just a reminder, I guess, that in some ways, you know, these tribes of wild men would all have their own kings in some ways. So you're dealing with dozens of kings.
James Tauber
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alan Sisto
So some of them are dark.
James Tauber
I think it's helpful to think of this sort of more in sort of early Old Testament times when we're really talking at sort of a tribal level. Not kings with castles.
Alan Sisto
Not Solomon or David. But like. Yeah, yeah, this does have sort of almost a judge's feel to it. This whole story does. Yeah.
James Tauber
Yes, very much so. That's not all, though. In the footnote to this, we learn that the Dark Kings was actually added later on in Tolkien's writing. The first two versions had in the days of the great Kings instead.
Alan Sisto
Huh. What an interesting change. I mean, it's a tone change for sure. It makes you feel like, okay, these people are living in some difficult times.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
Whereas the great kings. But I don't know. I mean, it's. You wonder if early on he was imagining a connection to specific kings. But I don't think so, only because, as we'll see, we get a really weird reference in the early drafts.
James Tauber
Yeah. I don't think that it's not a.
Alan Sisto
Middle Earth reference at all. At all.
James Tauber
Well, we'll come to that. But it's interesting because the fact that he's using this term, the Days of means, it's a contrast with when this is being told or written.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
So the contrast used to be great to whatever they are now. So maybe there are no Kings or they're not very good. That shifts to Dark Kings, as if to say there was a period in history where the Kings weren't as. As good.
Alan Sisto
Now we're not in the period of the Dark Kings. This was back in the days of the Dark Kings. Yeah, you're right. Because that's what that is. You're right. It's a tonal contrast. It's saying to the. To the people who are listening to the story at a contemporary time, to the storyteller, are hearing a story of the past, and they're being told essentially when in the past this is taking place.
James Tauber
But I wonder also whether that shift represents a change in Tolkien's mind about perspective or actual content.
Alan Sisto
Right, right.
James Tauber
Like, did he change who the Kings were in his mind, or did he just change the perspective of how the Kings were viewed That's a good question.
Alan Sisto
And it's one I don't think we're going to answer.
James Tauber
I don't think we're going to be able to answer.
Alan Sisto
Not on this one. Not on this one. And then we get a reference to this ability to walk from the far east to the far west, Right from the rising of the sun to the setting of the sun without getting your feet wet. Now, if we hadn't already been told that sounds like a flat earth, we're talking about the story being before the downfall of Numenor. Mm.
James Tauber
But again, there's some interesting stuff in the initial version. As Christopher points out in the rejected version of the opening section of the text, the story actually begins in the days of the great kings, when a man could still walk dry shod from Rome to York. Not that those cities were yet built or thought of there lived in the town of his people and so on.
Alan Sisto
I'm gonna need a judge's ruling on this. Walking from Rome to York. Yeah, I mean, first of all, when could you ever walk from Rome to York dry shod? I mean, because the channel wasn't right, I guess you could do it now. But according to Google Maps, by the way, it would take 450 hours to walk from Rome to York with the shuttle in place. So that's the kind of goofy rabbit holes I go down all the time. But dry shod. And folks, by the way, geographically, York is a, is an old, old town in England. It was originally a Roman town, later a Viking settlement northeast of leeds. It's about 1300 miles to the northwest of Rome. So it's a long way off. Is he talking about like Pangea? Are we talking about like ancient? Ancient.
James Tauber
It's interesting. It goes to the point of saying not that those cities were yet built or thought of. So he's not claiming that it's at a time when that existed.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
But rather relating it. And it reminds me a lot of like really early Book of Lost tales, associating Warwick with Tolaaressia and so on, places in Tolaressia. That's the sort of feel it has to me. Unless as you say, it's just completely unrelated at all.
Alan Sisto
It's wild because I mean, Rome was established around what, 750 BC something like that? A little before that, I think I just looked it up and York was founded in 71 AD. So I mean, we're talking about very, very long time Rome. If Rome did not exist yet and.
James Tauber
Was not even or not even thought.
Alan Sisto
Of, we're Talking about, you know, 750, 800 BC.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
So long time. Clearly he wasn't originally thinking Middle Earth. This was definitely procrastination. Like you said, I'm just going to write a story and it's going to take place a long, long time ago.
James Tauber
Which of course raises the question as well whether the Great to Dark change is somehow connected with this shift to now. It's going to be in Middle Earth.
Alan Sisto
Except that the second version, after he changed the Rome to York bit, still had great kings. It was only the typescript that ended up including Dark Kings.
James Tauber
The manuscript is after the typescript. Yeah, yeah. It's hard to say what he was thinking, much less when he was thinking it.
Alan Sisto
I mean, it's often hard to do that, but in this case, it's virtually impossible. So I'm going to stop trying and give myself that big of a headache.
James Tauber
But anyway, all of that aside, we now get to the location of the story. It's a fenced town in the green hills of Agar. Where are these green hills of Agar?
Alan Sisto
Kind of what I'm thinking, like, okay, great. Not only do we not know when, we don't know where now, while we will eventually get there in the story, I want us to jump ahead real briefly to near the very, very end. And a note that Tolkien wrote. And it's in a moment where he's kind of writing to himself, really. He's sort of working out things like when the story is taking place and where it's headed. He writes, the place is on estuary of Icen, question mark or Morthond, period.
James Tauber
Pretty big difference.
Alan Sisto
Big difference.
James Tauber
Yeah. The Isen is of course, the river that begins in the south of the Misty Mountains, going through Isengard, then heading west after the fords of Isen. And it comes out on the coast about 150 miles south of Londyre, or Vigna Londe, as it was called when originally founded by Eldarin. But that's. That's on the west. That's on the portion of Middle Earth where the coastline is running north to south.
Alan Sisto
Correct. The more Thund. Yeah, it's the other way around. Right. I mean, it's a river whose source is in the southern part of the White Mountains. And yeah, of course, is an east west range. So it flows from the valley. Actually flows from the valley where the stone of Etrek is located, though, like Roman York, the stone is not yet there and has not been thought of along with the accompanying oath breakers. They're still far, far in the Future. But that's the geography of where the more is. It flows down, it joins the ring low at Etherland, which is the Elf Haven just north of Dole Amroth. And that's where the coast is running east, west, and so you're looking at a southern shore. It's a little confusing because the two locations, they're about 450 miles apart as the crow flies or as the crabine fly. So it certainly makes a difference to the story because as we'll get into. And I don't want to get too far into it yet, because we'll get some clues later as well. It also seems to make a difference as to who the Fell Folk might be.
James Tauber
Right. Because it's. And I want to emphasize this, if people want to look on a map, if you look at Middle Earth, there's that. That sort of cape that juts out the. Under us. Yeah, that juts out. And, you know, so there's a part that's, as I said, running, running north to south, where the coast is facing west.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
And then there's the part where the coast is facing south. So the geography is completely different in terms of what you would think of as north, south, west, and most importantly, east, as we'll get to. Because what east means is vastly different depending on what part of the landscape we're talking about.
Alan Sisto
There really is a significant difference there. I'm wondering, though, the way he wrote this, the places on Estuary of Isen or Morthond, period, almost makes me think he was thinking initially Isen or Morthand.
James Tauber
And then he settles on more than. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Sort of like he did earlier, like.
James Tauber
Yes.
Alan Sisto
It could either be vague and vaguely connected or. And I think this is what we need to do.
James Tauber
Exactly. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Connected this way.
James Tauber
Yeah. Yeah, I think you're. I think you're right there. Oh, it certainly seems plausible to me that he was.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
Considering some things. And it's like. No, no, it's. It's.
Alan Sisto
It's more fun literally thinking out loud all on paper, probably not talking to himself like I do.
James Tauber
Well, he might be.
Alan Sisto
Who knows? Who knows?
James Tauber
Yeah. But after all that, we meet the first of the characters in this story, a man named Hazard Longbeard in the first draft, an old man by name Tal Arghan Longbeard, presumably related to possibly the place. Yeah. Tal must mean son of or something.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. A patronymic of some kind. I promise you, folks, we will not always take this long to dissect one sentence. We're not trying to. We're not changing the format of the show. But we just needed to establish a bit about when and where this story might be taking place. This first sentence gave us not only the best chance to do that, but also the best clues to start that process. But back to the text. Hazad, of course, is proud of two things we're told, his sons and his beard. Now, the beard is arguably irrelevant for anything other than a really cool illustration about what his sons are like, but it is proper ZZ Top territory. 5ft long without even stretching it out. This guy needs to be, like, sponsored by Gillette and get millions of dollars to shave his beard on tv.
James Tauber
Yeah, yeah. ZZ Top, who famously the. The one guy that did not have a beard. Yeah, his surname was Beard.
Alan Sisto
That's right. I'd forgotten. Oh, my goodness. Things I completely forgot from the 80s for 500. Alex. Yeah.
James Tauber
Anyway, we learn later in this paragraph, he's broad, short, tough, etc, and has the five foot long beard. Any connection possibly between his name, Hazard, and the name of the dwarves, Khazad?
Alan Sisto
I sort of feel like that. I mean, he's described like a human dwarf.
James Tauber
Yeah, it's interesting.
Alan Sisto
It is. I mean, it's coincidental, I'm sure.
James Tauber
Yeah. Or it speaks to some of the phonoesthetics of Tolkien sort of having associations in his mind with certain sounds that when he heard that Hazad or Khazad, he's thinking of a.
Alan Sisto
Of a broad shoulder, stout, broad, strong. I love the way they get to the description later when we get to tell Elmar that, you know, he's unlike the people of this area. He's clearly not built for rugby. He's built for something else. I mean, that's. That's literally something. Strength of neck and leg. And I'm like, okay, so he's not a New Zealand all black, you know. Yeah, but.
James Tauber
But, you know, you said the. The beard isn't particularly relevant, but it is used to an interesting effect here as. As Tolkien contrasts it to Hazard's sons.
Alan Sisto
I do love that. That sort of analogy. It's great. But first off, I gotta stop. 17 sons and doesn't even count as daughters, so.
Joe Haffman
Right.
Alan Sisto
Heaven knows how many children he actually had. The text says 17 in all, which initially made me think, like multiple wives. Again, I'm getting some of that very, very old, Old Testament feel from this. But the text later says he took a wife late. So that's, you know, probably not the case. But. But that's interesting because if he took a wife late, his youngest son is as we'll find out, 18. And he has 17 sons, not counting his daughters. How old is Hazad? And how worn out is his wife? His late wife. No wonder she's dead. Yeah. I mean, good heavens. Even if the odds favored him, and he had 17 sons and only, like, four or five daughters, still an insane number of children.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
For somebody who took a wife late. And the youngest is 18, so. Yeah, he's got to be pushing 150.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
I mean, he's got to be up there. I don't know. Men didn't live that long then, so could. Could you have that many if. With one wife? If you got married late, which, let's say in this culture is ballpark. 35 would. Yeah, 30. 35 would be late. Sure. But even if he had a kid a year.
James Tauber
Yep.
Alan Sisto
You're talking about kids until your mid-50s. Well, I guess it'd be erratic. Yeah, I guess he could be late 70s. Yeah, he could be late 70s.
James Tauber
Charlie Chaplin was 73.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. But he hadn't.
James Tauber
He couldn't pick him up. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
He also didn't have 17, but.
James Tauber
Yeah, he didn't have 17. That.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, I think, you know, of. Oh, man.
James Tauber
Anyway, that contrast between the beard and the sons is. Is that his sons are mostly gone. Not soft, and definitely not ruly. The beard, though, is always with him. Soft to the touch and Ruly.
Alan Sisto
That's right. That ruly is one of those words in English that we mostly or almost exclusively know by its opposite. We know the word unruly all the time. We almost never hear the word ruly. It's pretty much, you know, an obsolete word.
James Tauber
His beard was kempt.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, exactly. It's kempt, which is another one that is mostly by its opposite. And, of course, ruly just means orderly, well behaved, easy to control. So not us.
James Tauber
Finally, we learn about Hazard himself, or at least what he was like as a young man many decades before. Short and broad. Probably broader now.
Alan Sisto
Well, yeah. Aren't we all swarthy?
James Tauber
So dark skin, dark complexion, tough and given to anger and violence.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. And just as the beard is compared to his sons in a sense of opposites, we are finally introduced to the star of today's show, Tal Elmar, who is the opposite of Hazad and his other sons at the time of the story. He's recently turned 18. He still lives with Hazad, but it isn't just the two of them. His next two older brothers also live with them. It's kind of interesting because they don't feature in the story at all. At all.
Joe Haffman
Yeah.
James Tauber
I wonder if Tolkien was going to introduce them.
Alan Sisto
There are a couple other moments that feel like very much non sequiturs. We'll get to one of them in this episode too.
James Tauber
Yeah, they're setting something up maybe.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, for later on. But then we never get to the later on.
James Tauber
We also get a vivid physical description of the young man and it's very much an opposite of hazard. He's tall, he's white skinned instead of short and swarthy. He's got gray eyes with a flash that would appear when he was angry.
Alan Sisto
I like that. This anger is said to be rare and also never without good reason. But it was enough that it earns him a nickname in the community. Flint Eye. And of course, that's not just the spark of flint, though it references that too. It's also the eye color because remember, his eyes are gray. Flint is a gray rock. And as we will see later, the Fel folk are said to have this same appearance. Fair, tall and flint eyed they were. And we will get to why that's so important and what that tells us, if anything, when we get there.
James Tauber
Yep. Now, even if he wasn't a popular kid, he was well respected. Even if he wasn't built like the people of Agar, he was strong beyond guess, quick and agile and tough to bring down.
Alan Sisto
We're going to get to that because he, in a way, he reminds me of. We'll get to that. I want to get to that later because when we talk about who the Fel folk are and we get into, you know, the different potential races and kinships or kins of the Edine, we'll get to that. So. Yeah, yeah, but that's for later.
James Tauber
Yeah, but for now, would you like to continue the reading?
Alan Sisto
Indeed I will. A fair voice he had, which made even the rough tongue of that people more sweet to hear. But he spoke not over much, and he would stand often aloof when others were chattering, suffering with the look on his face that men bred rightly as pride. Yet it was not the pride of a master, but rather the pride of one of alien race whom fate has cast away among an ignoble people and there bound him in servitude. For indeed, Tal Elmar labored hard and at menial tasks, being but the youngest son of an old man who had little wealth left save his beard and a repute for wisdom. But strange to say, in that town he served his father willingly and loved him more than all his brothers in one and more than was the want of any sons in that land. Indeed, it was most often on his father's behalf that the flint flash was seen in his eyes. For Tel Elmar had a strange belief. Whence it came was a wonderful that the old should be treated kindly and with courtesy, and should be suffered to live out their life days in such ease as they could. If ye must gainsay them, he said, let it be done with respect, for they have seen many years and many times maybe have they faced the evils which we come to untried.
James Tauber
Turns out, Tal Alma would make a pretty good podcaster. His voice was so good, it made the rough language of Hazard's people sound good.
Alan Sisto
He is smooth as silk. The problem, of course, is he doesn't talk much, so maybe podcasting isn't a great idea.
James Tauber
Not so good.
Alan Sisto
Not so good. Yeah, maybe not. Yeah.
James Tauber
He stands around, apparently, while everyone else talks and folks look at his face.
Alan Sisto
And see pride, and they actually are right to see that they're not misreading. But it's not the sort of like, I'm better than you pride. I mean, it kind of is. It's pride in his origin.
James Tauber
Yeah. He's of alien race, placed by fate among an ignoble people where he's held in servitude.
Alan Sisto
He's not held in servitude, but it's like. That's part of the analogy. Right. The fate has placed him in servitude among these ignoble people.
James Tauber
Yeah, exactly. And it's really interesting, this contrast of pride and there's sort of two kinds of pride that Tolkien's exploring here. The pride of a master.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
Which is the pride of thinking that you're better than somebody and lording it over them. And. Yeah, this is not that. This is a pride of knowing who.
Alan Sisto
He is, that he actually is better than them. Well, they're an ignoble people.
James Tauber
Yeah, maybe. But. But the thing is, he. What's interesting about it is it's not pride that leads him to dominate in any way.
Alan Sisto
No.
James Tauber
It's a pride that makes him content.
Alan Sisto
Yes.
James Tauber
With where he's at. He doesn't need to.
Alan Sisto
Self assurance.
James Tauber
It's self assurance.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
James Tauber
I really like that, that contrast between these two types of pride. This is the good pride.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, exactly. This is the good pride, you know, because it's. It is something that we see in Tolkien. There are times, most of the time, of course, pride being a negative, but there are times where pride is a really good thing. You think of. I always Think of Aragorn standing up in the bow of the boats as they go through the Argonath and you know, the Hobbit seeing in him this lordliness, this kingly nature and you know how proud he is. Well, he better be proud, for crying out loud. I mean, he's got something to be proud of. Yeah, but it's so different than the pride of say, Melkor, who's just going to rule over everything or the pride of Sauron in the same way. And. Yeah, that's a very good point. I mean, he's. He's not their superior in any way in terms of positionally. Right. He's the youngest son of an old poor man. So he's very, very low on the social totem pole. But he's so confident who he is and he is proud of the fact that he is different. And it is interesting that the story says among an ignoble people because we'll get to more of that from his grandmother later. Yeah, so like I said, you know, he's not a man of status at all, obviously, being the youngest son of a poor man who already doesn't have any status. But I love that he serves his father out of a genuine love. And it's something the text goes out of its way to tell us is strange to say. And it interesting because he even is said to love his father more than all the other 16 brothers do combined.
James Tauber
Yeah. And there's this really interesting bit that the fiery flash in his eye that we talked about earlier comes primarily on his dad's behalf. He gets angry when somebody's wronged his dad. Don't necessarily him.
Alan Sisto
I love that. Yeah, boy, that's another. Mm. We're going to get to more on this. That's another thing that reminds me of the Dwarves, but we'll get to that.
James Tauber
Okay, there's also this. He holds another strange belief. It's described as strange, this idea of treating the old with kindness and courtesy.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. And it's interesting because it's not only told to us that it's a strange belief. The text, even parenthetically where it came from is a wonder. Nobody even has a clue as to where he got this unusual philosophy to treat the old with kindness. What's interesting here though is that this is another one of those things where it feels like Tolkien is setting up something for later because it never really bears any fruit. It doesn't come back in the story or I mean, it shows up, but it isn't central like you'd expect it to be for this much time being spent on it. I wonder what he's getting at.
James Tauber
Yeah. Because, I mean, he goes to great lengths to contrast this with what everyone else thinks. Presumably everyone else thinks that once you get older, who cares about you?
Alan Sisto
It's Logan's run, man.
James Tauber
Yeah. And just this idea that they should be allowed to live out their remaining days in ease.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
And, you know, that seems to explain perhaps, why he's willing to work so hard on his dad's behalf, including the menial tasks. Yeah. But it's interesting that this seems to be in such contrast to the culture that he's in.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. Yeah. It's not just his brothers who are like, oh, these guys don't like their dad. It's the whole culture. I mean, it's so strange that he has this belief and nobody understands where he got it from. He even says, look, if you have to disagree with your elders, do it respectfully, remembering that they have experience that we don't.
James Tauber
Yeah. And in the part we skipped, we're reminded that feeding and sheltering them in their old age is just partial return for the care they showed you when you were kids.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. I mean, this is sort of common sense for most of us. This is a philosophy that is common for. For our culture. That we respect our elders, that we want to take care of our folks, that we want to, you know, let them live out their lives as best we can. This, along with that, that bit about how he gets mad on his dad's behalf really reminds me of how, okay, we talked earlier about Hazad being dwarf, like, in stature. This feels dwarven. If you remember, last year, Sara and I were in Of Dwarves and Men. As sort of a footnote to some of the things you're talking about in the Quest of Erebor, there we read about how devoted the parents and children of dwarves were to one another. It was described as often, rather fiercely, very much. I mean, you know, we think about. I mean, the whole battle of Azanul Bazaar was to, you know, go after the people who killed, you know, the. The father of so many of these dwarves. It's all about, you know, revenge for your father. It's all about protecting your children. And this feels very dwarven, but it also feels like a total non sequitur because it kind of goes nowhere.
James Tauber
Well, given what we have of the story, for sure.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
But as you suggested before, this seems like it's setting something up, that this will actually turn out to be an important part of the story.
Alan Sisto
We'll have to speculate later maybe where that might have fit in, but anyway.
James Tauber
Well, we definitely will. We'll do that.
Alan Sisto
Good. I'm glad.
James Tauber
We also learned that the people see this as plain folly, but it's the rule in their house. Even his two older brothers who still live with him and Hazard don't break this rule.
Alan Sisto
That's right. Because they don't want to wrestle with Tal Omar. He's tough guy.
James Tauber
Yeah, it's fascinating. How would they have ordinarily treated them?
Alan Sisto
I mean, seriously, is this like. Well, fend for yourself, man. If you can't get out there and farm and grow your own food, I guess you're just going to starve to death. Too bad.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Does feel like a complete lack of parental care at all. Like. Well, you did your job in feeding me and giving me a roof over my head.
James Tauber
Yep.
Alan Sisto
See ya. I mean, it's pretty unreal, but you wonder if Tolkien is getting at something here about him being, as we'll see, sort of a symbol of good amongst the symbol of savagery and incivility. So we'll come back to that, I'm sure.
James Tauber
Sorry, I just have to mention that I'm thinking of that meal scene in Talladega Nights. The way that they're treating their grand. Those kids are treating their grandfather.
Alan Sisto
And it took me a second, like a half a beat, I'm like, okay, I know where he's going. Oh man.
James Tauber
When Ricky Bobby says, you know, the only good thing you ever did was made a whole hot daughter. And that's the only thing I can think of as an example of this. The opposite of what that was so.
Alan Sisto
Shocking at the time. You're kind of like, what? This is so off the charts, you know? Yeah, like what?
James Tauber
You weren't expecting a Talladega Knights reference, were you?
Alan Sisto
No, I, that's not a reference I, I ever expected, honestly. Well played though, sir.
James Tauber
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James Tauber
Absolutely. For Hazard also had been the youngest son of his mother, and she died in his boyhood, and she was not of their people. Such was the tale that he had overheard, not openly spoken indeed, for it was held no credit to the house. She came of the strange folk, hateful and proud, of which there was rumour in the Westlands coming out of the east, it was said, fair, tall, and flint eyed they were, with bright weapons made by demons in the fiery hills. Slowly they were thrusting towards the shores of the sea, driving before them the ancient dwellers in the lands not without resistance. There were wars on the east marches, and since the older folk were yet numerous, the Incomers would at times suffer great loss and be flung back. Indeed, little had been heard of them in the hills of Agar, far to the west, for more than a man's life since that great battle of which songs were yet sung in the valley of Ishmaelog it had been fought the wise in lore told, and there a great host of the Fel folk had been ambushed in a narrow place and slaughtered in heaps. And in that day, many captives were taken, for this had been no affray on the borders or fight with advance guards. A whole people of the Fel folk had been on the move with their wains and their cattle and their women. Now, Buldar, father of Hazad, had been in the army of the North King that went to the muster of Ishwar, and he brought back from the war as booty a wound and a sword and a woman. And she was fortunate, for the fate of the captives was short and cruel. But Buldar took her as his wife.
Alan Sisto
All right, well, we are introducing more and more of the characters of this story. Now we get to meet Buldar. We skipped a tiny bit at the beginning, by the way, where we learn, unsurprisingly, that Hazad loves Tel Elmar dearly. And it's partly, not surprisingly, because of the love that is shown by his son to him. That's why it's unsurprising. But the other reason is because Tal Elmar reminded him of somebody, his own mom.
James Tauber
Now, Hazard was also a youngest child and lost his mum early in his youth, and we're told that she was not of their people. Now we're starting to see why Tal Elmar is so different from his brothers and the rest of Hazard's people.
Alan Sisto
That's right. Not that Hazad knew this, by the way, from public records or openly known histories. It was an overheard tale because it was considered a shame to his house. And I get the feeling that this shame is not because she was taken as a spoil of war, which is still shameful, but instead it was because she was of a different people. That's interesting.
James Tauber
I'm almost wondering if that was also unusual, because it does say that she was fortunate.
Alan Sisto
Oh, yeah.
James Tauber
Yeah. I'm wondering if the. The fact that she was allowed to live.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. Is actually unusual, let alone taken as a wife.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. It's a combination of the two.
James Tauber
Even though that's a horrible thing, it's different from perhaps what was the norm in that. And that's why they didn't talk about it, because it was not the done thing to do. Normally, you would kill them.
Alan Sisto
Not. Right.
James Tauber
Not. Not to take them, not marry them.
Alan Sisto
Force the advanced version of Kiss, Kill Mary or something like that. Right. Or whatever that is.
James Tauber
Yeah, well, yeah, something like that. Finally, we're told about these strange folk who are both hateful and proud.
Alan Sisto
And these strange folk are coming from the east. They are described in a similar way to Tal Elmar, fair skinned, tall and flint eyed, but also carrying weapons crafted by demons in the fiery hills.
James Tauber
We'll say more on that in a moment.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, we will, definitely.
James Tauber
It's interesting. This is where we're starting to get the geography of the east and the West. Yeah, they're people in the east traveling to the west. And so who they are is going to largely depend on which west we're currently.
Alan Sisto
Yes, exactly. It really does.
James Tauber
Yeah. Yeah. But the result of the arrival of these people is that Hazard's people, the ancient dwellers in this part of the world, are being driven off as these strange folk push their way to the sea.
Alan Sisto
I think it's finally time for us to start talking about who they might be. We've got different ideas. This is a total freeform discussion. I know. There are a few points I wanted to kind of bring up or talk about. The first thing that comes to my mind is the visual description of these people. It actually combines various houses of the Edda. We get the height and fair skin that are described as being typical of the House of Hador. They of course are blonde hair and blue eyed though. So this isn't the House of Hador. But we get the gray eyes, which is very much a House of Beor trait. And we also get the description of Tal Omar being slender, sudden and swift. Remember earlier I said this reminds me of somebody. It reminds me of Hurin. He was lithe and swift after the manner of. Of his mother's kin, Hotter of the Haladin. So they sort of in some ways have elements of all three of the Houses of the Edain.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
The heightened skin color of Hodor, Goldenhead, the eye color and perhaps even sort of that anger of the House of Beor. But then that wiriness of the House of Haleth.
James Tauber
Yeah, I mean, I think we're going to see a bunch of evidence as we continue to read on that they're probably Edain of some kind. I think that's.
Alan Sisto
Oh, yeah.
James Tauber
I mean, we'll discuss some. Some other possibilities, but I think that's. There's a pretty strong case to be made there, as you say, even just on the grounds of what look like.
Alan Sisto
Exactly.
James Tauber
But I want to talk a little bit about this coming from the east as well, and not only what that might mean, but what. What we might incorrectly jump to.
Alan Sisto
Right, right. What it probably doesn't mean because of.
James Tauber
What we tend to think of when we. When the East. Right. It could easily lead to the conclusion, you know, that these are Easterlings.
Joe Haffman
Right.
James Tauber
Or The Wain Riders or Balcoff and so on. Right. We even. The word wayne is.
Alan Sisto
That's true. That's true. We get a wayne right here in this passage.
James Tauber
But the Easterlings are described as. Well, more like hazards. People. Short and broad, long and strong in the arm. Their skins were swart or sallow and their hair was dark, as were their eyes. Right. So that does not at all.
Alan Sisto
No. That doesn't fit the Fell Folk at.
James Tauber
All, these people at all.
Alan Sisto
Not that they've been caught. The Fel Folk yet. My bad. Spoilers.
James Tauber
The strange folk, at this point, we can call them. Yeah, yeah. If they're coming from the east and this is where it's so important, where the hills of Agar are.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. Right.
James Tauber
If it's taking place in the mouth of the Isen, then what's actually east is like the gap of Rohan and Calanavan and so on.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
That's what's east.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. That's a big difference from if it's happening down at the moron. Because if you look to the east of Morthon, what's east of Mordathond? Pelargir.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
Which is giving you the strong feeling that these are Numenoreans of some kind. Whether they're king's men or faithful. I don't know.
Joe Haffman
Yeah.
James Tauber
I mean, if it's Pelagia, that's a faithful.
Alan Sisto
That would be faithful.
James Tauber
The king's men apparently settled further south in Umbar and Harad. They could have come up. But here's the thing I think rules all of that out. We're told that they were pushing their way to the sea. Sea?
Alan Sisto
But which part of the sea, if you look at the map, could they hit?
James Tauber
But what I mean is that suggests they weren't already. Like, if they were, they were coastal to start with.
Alan Sisto
I mean, that's a fair point. I mean, now, Pelargir is not coastal. Pelargir is pretty far inland, actually, quite a bit inland from the mouths of Anduin.
James Tauber
But if you were in Pelagia, pushing your way to the sea, you would.
Alan Sisto
Just go down to the mouths and you'd be there at the Go south. You wouldn't follow us, Right?
James Tauber
Yeah, exactly. You wouldn't go west across the Langstrand.
Alan Sisto
No, that's.
James Tauber
Yeah. It's difficult to say who that. Who. Who they are, where they're coming from. I mean, the other thing is, maybe we just don't have a really good sense of where. I mean, we're jumping ahead here. But if they're Edain that did not go to Numenor.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
Where were the Edain that didn't go to Numenor? We. I don't know that we know some of them.
Alan Sisto
Well, we know that some of them were the folks who would make up the Northmen, who would become the Eotheod, who would become the Rohirrim.
James Tauber
Sure. Right.
Alan Sisto
So we know. And they were in southern Mirkwood, Rhovanion, which suggests the Kalanavo, which exactly suggests that connection. Some of them were much further north. Right. The men of Dale were said to have been kin.
James Tauber
But that goes against what we suggested earlier, that Tolkien had sort of settled on. On more Thond as being the.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, it really does. Because if you're. If it's more Thond, then who's coming from the East? And why would you come all the way that far when you could just at any point hang a left and you're at the sea that faces south.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
I don't know.
James Tauber
The other thing I'll just mention about Pelagia and Umbar and so on is that they weren't. I mean, Pelagia was settled in 2350. Yeah. So that does put it pretty much later.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, much later still.
James Tauber
A thousand years before the ultimate downfall, but a thousand years more than a thousand years after the permanent havens began. And the other thing I was just going to mention is the permanent havens, the way that they're described, it does talk about. On the western part.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
Which, if it was the Langstrand, you would probably call that the southern part, not the Western.
Alan Sisto
Probably.
James Tauber
I don't know. It's sort of. It's tricky thinking about all this geography.
Alan Sisto
That's a very good point. You would say. I don't know that you would say west if you were talking about the Longstrand that faces south. I don't know. I mean, because that's like Dol Amroth and Etherlond and all of that.
James Tauber
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alan Sisto
It's very. We'll get to more of this, folks, I promise.
James Tauber
I do want to, just briefly.
Alan Sisto
Oh, yeah, please do.
James Tauber
There's this mention. This is what it says in Fall of Numenor, although this is quoting from the Akalabeth, and The context is 2350, when Pelagia is built.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
It says it came to pass in that time that the Numenoreans first made great settlements upon the west shores of the ancient lands.
Alan Sisto
Great settlements as opposed to the permanent havens that we began in 1200.
James Tauber
But notice it says the west shores I don't think you would describe the Langstrond as the west shores.
Alan Sisto
No, that would be a. It's a southern shore because it faces south. It's a southern shore.
James Tauber
That's, of course, implying that what's being described there is what we're coming to in this story, which might not be. It might be a completely different. That's true, that might be arrival of Numenoreans. But anyway, these are all the ingredients that go into this speculation.
Alan Sisto
There's so many reasons why we don't understand exactly who this is or when this is. But let's get back to their weapons that certainly grabbed us by surprise. Weapons made by demons in the fiery hills. It seems kind of hyperbolic in a way. This is sort of like anything I don't understand is magic, you know, like, these aren't demonic weapons. Right. These are.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
We're just talking about weapons that the people of this region, the people of the hills of Agar, see as far beyond their. Their technical skill.
James Tauber
Exactly. And I think that's the key. I think this is just a technology that they're not familiar with.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, yeah.
James Tauber
You can imagine certain legends cropping up around these strange swords. If they're not. If you're not familiar with iron, if you're a Bronze Age culture and you come across iron, what do you make of it? Yeah, well, you start to tell these stories of how they were forged by the gods or whatever, you know.
Alan Sisto
Right. You'd have to. You'd have to come up with something.
James Tauber
Or made by demons in the. In the fiery hills.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, demons in the fiery hills. I mean, you know, is. Is Erodrun erupting and we're casting weapons in Mordor now? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so.
James Tauber
Yeah. But wherever they're from and whoever really made their weapons. Yeah, as we said, they're pushing toward the sea. And where this takes place, that really.
Alan Sisto
That's how we know. If we knew exactly where this took place, it would help us. I don't think it would still fully answer the question. It might rule some out, but it wouldn't determinedly answer the question of who they are. They could be anybody from the Predecessors to the Northmen or Kingsman coming from up the coast from Umbar and in. I mean, they are clearly related to the Edain. And we know that because at the end of the story. And spoilers a little bit, because we don't expect everybody to have read this, Tal Elmar will eventually encounter some Numenorean men. And he will understand or recognize the language and eventually be able to communicate with them. And that's really the key where this comes down. Because he's remembering all this from his grandmother. Well, hereditary, because he didn't know his grandmother.
James Tauber
The implication is that he's of the same kind as the Amenoreans.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. So he's Edain, at the very least. And is he, you know, descended from the Numenoreans of Pilar Gear? That doesn't seem likely, like you said. But what is the connection?
James Tauber
Yeah, we'll get to that. But we do have to jump ahead like this occasionally because I think a lot of the early stuff only makes sense in light of things we find out later, so.
Alan Sisto
Exactly.
James Tauber
If we didn't do this, we'd have to go back and repeat the whole thing.
Alan Sisto
We pretty much would. So even though, in case it's not too late. Great. For those of you who are following along with the text, it's not a very long story. I want to say 16, 18 pages, something like that. Go ahead and read the whole thing first, rather than what we always recommend you do when we went through the Silmarillion or Lord of the Rings, where you're like, just read the chapter. No, read the whole thing, because it's all. It's all one piece. And we'll be talking about some of the things towards the end, in the middle or in the beginning, as we're doing here. This inevitable march to the sea, though, is not happening unopposed. There is war on what the text says is the east marches, which once again, where are the east marches? Yeah, Hazad's people still have the numerical advantage and that sometimes translates into victories against the invaders.
James Tauber
And it turns out it's been a long time, perhaps 100 years since a great battle that has made its way into their oral history. And this battle took place in yet another location, we don't know, Ishmael, somewhere to the east of the hills of Agar.
Alan Sisto
Now, this battle saw a huge group of these flint eyed people, now called for the first time, the Fell Folk. But this wasn't a purely military force. This wasn't, you know, an army or a company or even a battalion, which.
James Tauber
I think is also worth noting. This wasn't a military invasion. These people were migrating, which raises questions of why they were doing that. Was there some motivation for them to need to move out of wherever they.
Alan Sisto
Why do we need to pick up and go? Or are we just trying to establish our dominion over this whole area?
James Tauber
Yeah, yeah, that's not to say they didn't have some force for protection. But this was a group looking to settle somewhere, right? Wagons, cattle, women. This was a civilian group. Yeah, but Hazard's people ambushed and killed as many as they could. Or not. Hazard himself, he hadn't been born yet. Well, yeah, that's tr.
Alan Sisto
He's ancestors, the wild men here that we're talking about. And that's when we're introduced to another character in the story. Very important one, even if he's on stage for a short time, and that is Hazad's father, Buldar. He's said to be a soldier, perhaps an officer in the army of a regional king. That regional king is here called the North King. But again, what's north? Are we talking about the hills? We're talking about the white mounds? Are we talking about Enid Wife? You know?
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
But in the drafts, it was actually the fourth king. And the change from fourth King to North King happened at the same time that Tolkien went from the Great Kings to the Dark Kings. So if the Dark Kings were potentially future Nazgul, the fourth King becomes the North King. Who's the North King? We're not talking about, like, the King of Arnor or anything like that.
James Tauber
Yeah, it's interesting.
Alan Sisto
Petty king of some kind of.
James Tauber
And I doubt the fourth King is a reference to anything we would know. I'm guessing this is sort of a textual ruin.
Alan Sisto
That's what I'm getting a sense of.
James Tauber
The suggestion that there were other kings and so on.
Alan Sisto
Sort of like Ishmael is another textual ruin. It's nothing at all. It's not a Sindarin word. It's nothing that has a. Yeah, well.
James Tauber
All of these words that we're encountering.
Alan Sisto
Are all Hazad and Agar and Dildar and so even.
James Tauber
Tell us, Thelma. Yeah, but it's interesting why he would change the fourth king to the North King. And we've already talked about the Great King to the Kings to the Dark Kings.
Alan Sisto
This almost feels like an attempt to make it even more vague.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
To take it out of a potential timestamp. Not that he would have joined the fourth king of, you know, whatever. Because certainly Gondor and Arnor didn't exist. So it wasn't that. We're not talking about the fourth King of Numenor.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
Because at this point, Numenoreans were not, you know, back in Middle Earth. So I. It just takes away any specificity. Well, whatever the case, and whoever the North King was, Buldar comes Back from the war with a few souvenirs, as one does, you know, he's got a battle wound, he's got his sword. I mean, where else is he gonna put that? And also, whoa, hey, look what I brought back. A woman.
James Tauber
Yeah, yeah. And. And as we discussed, that seems unusual that. That she wasn't then immediately killed. Right. Most of the people were captured and that were captured were killed.
Alan Sisto
Again, I'm getting more of those Old Testament vibes of the whole, you know, wipe them all out. And the ones that, like, brought property back or brought people back, there were trouble for that.
James Tauber
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, yeah, Bulldar forced her to marry him instead, which, you know, as we read, is something that they had to almost hide. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
I mean, it's a bad thing to force anybody to marry you, but that's not why they had to hide it. They had to hide it because she was a spoil of war and a foreigner.
James Tauber
Right, exactly.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. That's interesting. And, you know, in the. The part that we skipped, he did this. He forced her to marry her because of her beauty. Like, that's why he didn't kill her. Presumably. Her beauty was so great that Buldar didn't even want one of their own women. Like, it totally turned him off of the women of the. The hills of Agar.
James Tauber
Yep.
Alan Sisto
Which is interesting because we'll see that Hazard has a similar preference.
James Tauber
Unlike Hazard, Buldar had money and influence, so it didn't matter to him that people in his community.
Alan Sisto
That's true. Yeah. He scorned the. I forget exactly what the text says, but, you know, something about scorning the people and their opinions, you know, in the part of the text that we didn't actually read.
James Tauber
Read.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. Interesting stuff.
James Tauber
Okay. You want to go ahead and read some more, Alan?
Alan Sisto
Yeah. This will actually be the last reading. It's a little longer, but I think you'll understand why we couldn't really break this one up. But when his wife Elmar had learned at length enough of the speech of her new kin, she said to Buldar, on a day I have much to thank thee for, Lord, but think not ever to get my love. So for thou hast torn me from my own people and from him that I loved and from the child that I bore him. For them ever shall I yearn and grieve and give love to none else. Never again shall I be glad while I am held captive among a strange folk that I deem base and unlovely. So be it, said Boldar. But it Is not to be thought that I should let thee go free? Free? For thou art precious in my sight. And consider well, vain is it to seek to escape from me. Long is the way to the remnant of thy folk, if any still live. And thou wouldst not go far from the hills of Agar ere thou met death, or a life far worse than shall be thine in my house, base and unlovely thou namest us. Truly, Mabel, be yet true. Is it also that thy folk are cruel and lawless? And the friends of demons, thieves are they, for our lands are ours from of old, which they would wrest from us with their bitter blades. White skins and bright eyes are no warrant for such deeds. Are they not? Said she? Then neither are thick legs and wide shoulders. Or by what means did ye gain these lands that ye boast of? Are there not, as I hear men say, wild folk in the caves of the mountains who once roamed here free ere ye swart folk came hither and hunted them like wolves? But I spoke not of rites, but of sorrow and love. If here I must dwell, then dwell I must, as one whose body is in this place at thy will. But my thought far elsewhere, and this vengeance I will have, that while my body is kept here in exile, the lot of all this folk shall worsen and thine most. But when my body goes to the alien earth and my thought is free of it, then in thy kin one shall arise who is mine alone. And with his arising shall come the end of thy people and the downfall of your kin, King. Thereafter, Elmar said no more on this matter, and she was indeed a woman of few words while her life lasted, save only to her children. To them she spoke much when none were by, and she sang to them many songs in a strange, fair tongue. But they heeded her not, or soon forgot, save only Haza God the youngest. And though he was, as were all her children, unlike her in body, he was nearer to her in heart. The songs and the strange tongue he too forgot when he grew up. But his mother he never forgot. And he took a wife late, for no woman of his own. Folk seemed desirable to him that knew what beauty in a woman woman might be. There's a lot of sadness in there, a lot of emotion, but also a lot of things to really unpack, including some deep thoughts on.
James Tauber
Oh, yeah.
Alan Sisto
Oh, we're going to get to this. That's why we left so much room in this episode for this portion of the reading.
James Tauber
Yeah, there's a lot there for sure. So let's start.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, let's get in.
James Tauber
Bulda has a wife. Yes, but he doesn't have a wife who loves. Her name is Elmar, which is obviously why our protagonist is named Tal Elmar. He's named after her grandmother.
Alan Sisto
Now, it did take her time to learn their language. Right. That's the rough tongue that Tell Elmar's voice made sound a little sweeter, but she eventually learned enough of it to tell him what she thought. And I got to say, to her credit, her statement is simple and clear. And honestly, it's more than reasonable under the circumstances.
James Tauber
She acknowledges that she has a lot to think. Thank Buldar for sparing her life. That's presumably the main thing. Perhaps he's even treated her relatively well. After all, he was a man of wealth and power in those days.
Alan Sisto
Right? Right.
James Tauber
And it seems like he was trying to give her something in order to get her love. Because she makes it plain. Don't think you will ever get my love. So sounds like he was trying.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. I mean, of course, her point is both obvious and. And completely reasonable. You've ripped me away, not just from my people, but from my family, my husband and my child. You've taken me away from all of that.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
How could you ever expect me to love you?
James Tauber
There's a couple of moments in this whole passage, this being the first of them, where she takes something that's morally questionable on a large scale and makes it very personal.
Alan Sisto
Yes.
James Tauber
In the. In the sense of, you know, ripping me away from my people. That's bad. Is bad. It's unforgivable. But there was a personal impact.
Alan Sisto
Correct.
James Tauber
To me, beyond simply it being, you know, just wrong.
Alan Sisto
Exactly.
James Tauber
That. You know, it affected me and my family and my husband. I had a child. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
That child's gonna grow up without their mother. It's terrifying. It's. What you did is evil. Evil. And how could I. No matter how thankful I am that I'm alive, even if I end up having children, that's fine. But I have a child that I'm never going to see again, and you are the one who took me away from that child.
James Tauber
She'll always miss them and grieve that loss. It would be impossible for her to love anyone else. Right. In fact, she knows she won't even be happy for the rest of her life while she's a prisoner among these people.
Alan Sisto
Absolutely. She ends, though, with this personal insult. I get it. They're not just estrange folks. There are people that she finds base, which means low, without Morals also unlovely. Now, that latter could be a physical thing, like just short, swarthy, you know, a whole different opposite. Bills, that kind of thing. And it could just mean unattractive. But I tend to think that it's deeper than that. Like something in their character that is unlovely, that there's everything about them as a whole makes them an unappealing people to her. And it brings me back to Tal Omar's idea that they should treat the old people with respect and kindness. She's seeing a lot of, like, cultural standards that are not what she has grown up with and is accustomed to. And so she sees these people. I think that's why base is the first word. That's because that does imply the low morals. Yeah.
James Tauber
Yep. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
But, you know, being in a position of power, Bulldar, frankly, doesn't seem trouble at all. He gives her a verbal shrug of the shoulders. So be it. He doesn't care.
James Tauber
You know, it doesn't matter if you're unhappy or don't love me. You're not going to be released.
Alan Sisto
You're not going anywhere.
James Tauber
Yeah. Primarily because Bulldar values her. It's really interesting that line, thou art precious in my sight sounds so biblical.
Alan Sisto
It does. It also sounds Gollum, but it also sounds biblical.
James Tauber
I mean, I literally think Isaiah has a line about dark, precious in my sight, but I wonder if that was always the case. I wonder if we'll find out any more about this part of the story or if this is just the setup and it seems to find out anymore.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. I mean, what about 30 years from now, 40 years from now, if you like her because she's pretty. Is she going to be pretty in her old age enough that you still want her around as your wife, you know?
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Especially since she doesn't love you. She's never going to love you, dude.
James Tauber
Right, Right.
Alan Sisto
She's not that into you.
James Tauber
No.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, definitely not. But, you know, don't even think about trying to escape. He says. Right. You are far, far away from the remnant of your people. Again. Who is that and where are they? I really want to know. But also, it's a rough world out there. You're going to have a better life here. Of course. Of course she will. He's still a man of wealth and power, and she could not possibly survive on her own in the wilderness trying to find her people.
James Tauber
Yeah, I wonder if had Elmar ended her statement with never again shall I be glad while I am held captive among a strange folk and just dropped the basin unlovely what would have happened here in the story?
Alan Sisto
Oh, that's a good question. I mean like. Because that does seem to be what furthers the argument here.
James Tauber
Right. Yeah. Fortunately we get this argument instead and it is rich with some things.
Alan Sisto
Yes.
James Tauber
To talk about.
Alan Sisto
It really is. I'm really glad she did that because otherwise we wouldn't have this stuff to talk about. Right. Bulldar. Base and unlovely, I find. Maybe. But let's turn that around. This is very much, you know, what about you ism. You know, your folk are cruel, lawless and the friends of demons. So we come back to this idea of the demons that make their weapons. I still think it's hyperbole, but could we be talking about from the perspective of the wild men, like elves or maybe dwarves? But I'm thinking elves. Almost like later on in the notes Tolkien will say that the Numenoreans goal is to ally with the cruels of the North. Talking about the elves of Lindon, the cruels. So if the elves are cruel to the wild men. Demons. I don't know.
James Tauber
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we've got to remember this is from the perspective of.
Alan Sisto
Of.
James Tauber
Yeah, the wild men. What who would they perceive as. As being demons?
Alan Sisto
Immortal beings who have eyes of fire and Yeah, I, I can see why they'd see the elves as demonic.
James Tauber
Yeah, interesting.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
At least as an explanation of. I mean is. It's interesting because we do know that the humans in Middle Earth developed all sorts of interesting mythologies around the gods.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, oh yeah, right.
James Tauber
That were not true. And this was something that Sauron sort of capitalized. Maybe this is part of that. Right. That their explanation for these immortal creatures was oh, they're demons, they're demons, they must be demons.
Alan Sisto
Right?
James Tauber
Yeah, that's the idea. Yeah. Also thieves of the land. This land belonged to Bulldar's people, these wild men from of old, he says. But we'll get to the question of how accurate that is.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, exactly. From of old. But yeah, we'll see about that. And then he ends Buldar with what I can only view as a very potent anti colonial statement put in the words of. Well, not a hero of the story. Instead the view of somebody who we don't normally consider. Bulldar says and this is. I mean listen to this. This is strong words. White skins and bright eyes are no warrant for driving a people off their lands. In other words, your race does not entitle you to commit genocide or steal the land. That's. Wow.
James Tauber
But before we discuss the anti colonial Nature of this statement, we do need to hear from Elmar because she's got some things.
Alan Sisto
Oh, she does. She does indeed. Yeah, yeah.
James Tauber
If our nature, white skins and bright eyes, isn't a valid reason to take your land, then what about your people?
Alan Sisto
That's right. Your physical nature with the thick legs and wide shoulders.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
That's precisely what gained you this land in the first place. You weren't native to this land. You took it from people who were here before you, and you even hunted them. Now, while this would be a perfect spot to talk about the druedine, I mean, that is, after all, precisely who Elmar is referring to. The sidebar is a bit too long, so tune into the postscript for the episode to learn more.
James Tauber
Before we go on to what this is about for Elmar, let's chat about whether this is Tolkien's anti colonial stance coming through.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, I mean, I think here's the thing we often think, and I know I'm guilty of this, thinking of Tolkien as very traditional. Right. I mean, he's a little stodgy, he's a little, you know, and you might imagine somebody who's very traditional being very pro British Empire and all that, but I gotta tell you, that can't be further from the truth. His letters make it very clear. Letter 53. I want to start with that one. In 1943, he writes, I love England, not Great Britain and certainly not the British Commonwealth. Grr. That's like the 1950s version of an emoji that he just adds there. That's the angry face emoji. British Commonwealth. Grr. I mean, could he make his opinions more clear? Clear.
James Tauber
A year later in letter 77, also to Christopher, he writes, I should have hated the Roman Empire in its day. As I do.
Alan Sisto
As I do. I love that.
James Tauber
He still does. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
It's 1955 or 1944, and I still hate the.
James Tauber
Still hate the Roman Empire.
Alan Sisto
The Roman Empire.
James Tauber
And though he says remained a patriotic Roman citizen.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
While preferring a free Gaul and seeing good in Carthaginians, which of course, you.
Alan Sisto
Know, Carthage was like, just destroy Carthage. I mean, nobody in Rome would have seen good in Carthaginians, but Tolkien would have. Tolkien would have. He's very much a contrary in so many ways. Just another year after that. So now, 1945, Tolkien writes again to Christopher. This time it's letter 100. I know nothing about British or American imperialism in the Far East. That does not fill me with regret and disgust.
James Tauber
Yeah. And of course, even a cursory reading of Aeldarion and Horrendous. And the Akalabeth shows that he doesn't exactly paint the colonialism of the Numenoreans in a positive light.
Alan Sisto
Not at all. No. I mean, that's when things go bad. It's one thing to come over and help the people. And there is a little bit of that. That's sort of like White Savior sort of thing. We also see that with Khan Bri Khan and the sort of noble savage. There's some other tropes that are still a little bit on the, you know, uncomfortable side, but clearly when it comes to this sort of imperialism and colonialism.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Not a big fan.
James Tauber
Yeah. I wonder if he's playing. Even though there are those signs of the sort of noble savage and White Savior thing, I wonder if he's still always playing with that idea that that can never.
Alan Sisto
That's still not bad. Right?
James Tauber
Exactly.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
You can't. Yeah, Yeah.
Alan Sisto
I mean, even because you think about it, the one thing that saves Gondor is an act of sort of the opposite of colonialism. They give up land, they give Calenardhon to the Eotheod and they become the Rohirrim. But even that act drives out the Dunlendings and is still problematic and results in there being trouble later on for Gondor. So I think he's sort of saying this is always going to be complicated when you do this kind of thing and there's always going to be trouble coming from it.
James Tauber
Yeah. I mean, I think that is the setup in the overall Numenorean story in the Telepath is that there's an inevitability to the downfall of Numenorean.
Alan Sisto
Correct, Correct.
James Tauber
At the moment. The moment that they started exploiting the resources.
Alan Sisto
They start as teaching you agriculture and bringing you technology. But we all know where that's going to lead.
James Tauber
It leads to a death cult.
Alan Sisto
And it's inevitable.
James Tauber
It's inevitable that human sacrifices.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, maybe human sacrifices beyond the inevitable portion, hopefully. But yeah, certainly the bad aspects of it, the exploitation, the driving out of people, that is an inevitability. And it's something that we begin to see the moment Aldarion looks at the coast of Middle Earth and sees resources. Things to take. The minute he sees things to take is the beginning of the downfall of Numenor.
James Tauber
Yep.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. I have to say there's one other, and this is one that didn't come to me right away as I was sort of thinking through sort of these statements of Tolkien's, both in the legendary man in his letters, where he makes it very clear, you know, what his stance is on these kinds of issues. I actually think of Faramir. There's a line, it's one of my favorite lines in the text. You'll recognize it when I get there. But I don't think I'd ever realize just how anti colonial it is. But let's go back to this line. So first off, I want to say Faramir. No character speaks for Tolkien directly. But in a footnote to letter 180, Tolkien says, as far as any character is like me, it is Faramir. Except that I lack what my characters possess. Let the psychoanalysts note courage. And I love his little sense of humor there. But I say that, to say this because I think that Tolkien often puts very important words, words into Faramir's mouth, maybe more than anybody other than Gandalf. And one of those is this wonderful and oft repeated line, one of my favorites in all of the legendarium about not loving the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, or the warrior for his glory. But in that very same paragraph, Tolkien tells us, I believe, what he really thinks about colonial powers. Faramir desires to see Minas Tirith in peace. Quite quote, high and fair, beautiful as a queen among other queens. Not a mistress of many slaves. Nay, not even a kind mistress of willing slaves. That speaks British Commonwealth to me.
James Tauber
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alan Sisto
In a way that I don't know that it did when I first read that as a 14 year old. You know what I mean?
James Tauber
Right? That it doesn't even matter how kind you are. Sue your slaves.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. Exactly. Even if they're willing, they are your peers. They are equal to you. They are a queen among other queens. This is potent. And I feel like we miss this sort of at our peril. If you don't catch this aspect of the story of Tal Omar, I think, honestly, you're missing the point of Tal Omar, or one of the points, I should say, because there are a few others. But this is a big one early on. On.
James Tauber
Yeah, yeah. To say nothing of where he may have been going.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, I know exactly. Who knows where he's going to go with this? Yeah. It's such a really explicit statement that he doesn't really do in anything else except for those letters. I mean, this. This is very. White skin and bright eyes are no warrant for this. Wow. Could you call out?
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Goodness.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
So powerful. Stuff. Stuff.
James Tauber
Yeah. Okay.
Alan Sisto
What do you think? As a Commonwealth subject, James from Australia.
James Tauber
Well, I mean, don't let me comment on the current state of things here. There's something to be said for alternative. For other systems. But anyway, that and other colonial matters aside for now.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
At the end of the day, for Elmar, this isn't a matter of. Of who has the legal right to this land.
Alan Sisto
Right.
James Tauber
This is another one of those examples we talked about before of her not just making this kind of a principled ethical issue. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
This isn't just a global wrong. This is a personal wrong.
James Tauber
Personal, Exactly.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
It isn't a matter of who has the legal right to this land. The wild folk that were hunted, the Druidain, the people of Bulldar, or the fell folk from the east. For Elmar, it's about sorrow and love.
Alan Sisto
Deeply personal.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
She says it's not about rights, it's about sorrow and love. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
My refusal to love you is. Has nothing to do with the fact that you stole the land for the Duradine. I mean, sure, that's bad.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
But.
James Tauber
Exactly.
Alan Sisto
That's not why I don't love you. Yeah.
James Tauber
Yeah. And I think that that can get lost in a lot of discussion about rights. Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Oh, it can, Very much so.
James Tauber
I mean, it's good to talk in those sort of abstract terms, but also to never forget they're people. These are real people.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. They're real people at the core of every one of these stories. Yeah.
James Tauber
That are treated cruelly.
Alan Sisto
Absolutely. In fact, if anything, that's the thing that'll help us not do that ourselves. And helping to make sure that society doesn't do that going forward is realizing these are individuals who are harmed by these actions, not just a vague abstract notion of a people. Yep.
James Tauber
Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. So for her, it's about sorrow and love. If I have to live here, then I'll leave here, but I won't be thinking here.
Alan Sisto
I love that this is just the place.
James Tauber
My body is not my spirit.
Alan Sisto
Oh, so good. And it makes me think a little bit of. On fairy stories and the importance of escape. You know, this. This idea of, you know, we don't fault the prisoners for thinking of something beyond the four walls of concrete that he's imprisoned in.
James Tauber
She's the prisoner.
Alan Sisto
She's the prisoner. Absolutely. And she is thinking of anything except what is here.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Then she gets that little vengeance curse on him. And I love this. Right. While I'm kept here, your people's circumstances, they're going to get worse. And your family more than everybody else. That's right.
James Tauber
Yeah. And of Course we're not going to. You know, we don't get the full fulfillment of this. It would be interesting to see where it went.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. Because I have questions about who the downfall of your king is. But we'll get to that.
James Tauber
Oh, yeah, we'll get to that. But if that's not bad enough, when I do die, a descendant of mine who is mine alone will mark the end of your people.
Alan Sisto
And if that hasn't been made clear to you yet, who she's referring to, that is, of course, Sal Elmar, the hero of our story. I mean, he is very much the descendant of hers. Right. All of her children, including Hazad, were like Buldar. All of Azad's children were like Hazad, except for Tal Omar. But then we get that line that I was referencing earlier, the downfall of your king. We have no clue who she means here. Is she talking about that North King that Buldar had been fighting for? Right. I mean, he'd gone with the North King to the muster of Ishmael Og or whatever. Or does she mean the king, which we'll later find out is Sauron? Is this a huge legendarium prophecy about the downfall of Sauron or is this just a local king?
James Tauber
So, I mean, we will come back and revisit this for sure. Because it's only later on that we're explicitly told in a note that one of the king.
Alan Sisto
That's referring to the time of the king, Sauron. Yeah.
James Tauber
Which is. I mean, it's actually problematic for.
Alan Sisto
I know it makes it worse, makes it harder.
James Tauber
We'll get to that. But it's really interesting. I do want to touch a little bit on it now. Just sort of our first impressions of this prophecy. If it is Sauron, where would this have gone?
Alan Sisto
How would Tel Elmar be related?
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Unless. Okay. At the end of the story, we don't get an end. Right. We get him meeting the Numenoreans.
James Tauber
Not even remotely. Yeah. It's just the beginning, I think. I think that's just the inciting.
Alan Sisto
That's totally joking. Just the beginning. Yeah, that is the. Because then we get the little hints, little suggestions that Tel Omar goes with them and then ends up having these adventures.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
Does his involvement with the Numenoreans give them some sort of insight that enabled them to then take down. But no, because that's the time. I mean, our Farazan comes with a mighty army, and it wouldn't matter what Tal Elmar did in the story. That's not going to lead to the capture of Sauron, and it's sure not going to lead to the Battle of the Last Alliance.
James Tauber
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. Given what we know about the Akalabeth, I can't see Tal Elmar having a role.
Alan Sisto
No. No matter what he did, I mean, he could have gone back and become a great general and it wouldn't matter.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
I mean, our Pharazon shows up with so much in terms of numbers that Sauron's army's like, forget this. I'm out of here, pal.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
And Sauron's like, well, I guess if I can't get anybody to fight for me, oh, no, no. I'll have to be your prisoner.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah.
James Tauber
So we'll continue to speculate on this, but it's not clear to me at all.
Alan Sisto
I think when she says the downfall of your king, I've got to lean towards the very king that was involved in the battle that caused her to be taken captive. Anyway, this North King. So some petty regional king who's presumably dead already. Well, maybe not. I mean.
James Tauber
I mean, in the time of Tel Elmar.
Alan Sisto
Oh, by the time of Tel Elmar, yes. Oh, yeah, you're right.
James Tauber
So how can Tel Elmar.
Alan Sisto
Okay. The downfall of your king, meaning, like, you as a people will be leaderless. Like, they don't really have a king. These people. The hills of Aigar, they have the master of the town. We're not really told who their king is, other than maybe this North King who was once a fourth king. Yeah. I don't know. And I don't know that we'll really get to know.
James Tauber
I don't think we will not. That's the sad thing about this. I mean, it's fun to speculate.
Alan Sisto
Yeah.
James Tauber
But we can't look. We can't look in the answers in the back of the book.
Alan Sisto
Exactly. There are none. There's nothing we can do to figure this out.
James Tauber
Yeah. What do you make of the line when my body goes to the alien Earth? Is she only referring to the fact here that away from her people, the Earth is alien?
Alan Sisto
Yeah. I don't know. It's just an interesting phrase. It's not something that doesn't sound very Tolkienian.
James Tauber
No, that struck me as well as not seeming particularly Tolkienian.
Alan Sisto
It certainly doesn't seem Edain. I mean, if she is of the Edain, if the Fel folk are related to the Numenoreans.
James Tauber
I'm wondering now about practices of, like, funerary rites. Funerary rites. And so On. On. Because this doesn't sound like something you would do if you had a. A funeral pyre. You wouldn't talk about your body going to the Earth. I don't think. I don't know.
Alan Sisto
Can't imagine that you would. Yeah. I don't know the. But I do think she means specifically that the Earth here is alien to me.
James Tauber
I think that's clear.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. But going to the Earth at all, sort of the idea of a funerary rite is interesting.
James Tauber
Yeah. Well.
Alan Sisto
Well, whatever she thinks here, she never talks about this again, not once during the rest of her life. Now, she does talk to her kids a lot, but she doesn't talk to her to anybody else. Like Tal Elmar, again, very much. He is like her, reincarnated in so many ways.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
He's a man of few words. Doesn't talk to people. Stands there and looks at everybody as they talk. She too, a woman of few words.
James Tauber
Yeah. But she does talk to her kids, including her youngest, who has. Right. And he said to be nearer to her in heart, even though he looked like the rest of her kids. That is not like her.
Alan Sisto
Right. None of them did.
James Tauber
And when she spoke to them and to him, she sang in a foreign language.
Alan Sisto
I love language in Tolkien because it's always so significant. I mean, you can think even of all the way back in the Hobbit with the bird coming and, you know, Bard knowing, understanding the bird, like genetic language transmission and things like that, which is what we see later in this story in many ways. Like Tel Omar has a dream, a language that he hears in his dreams, and it turns out to be the language that he hears the Numenoreans speak. And that's what makes me think that again, we have no idea the origins of the Fel Folk, but the fact that Telawar understands the language of the Numenoreans a bit does strongly imply. Not strongly imply, but strongly suggests that there's some connection to the Numenoreans here.
James Tauber
Yeah. Although, I mean, the Numenorean language is itself descended from what Edain, what the Edain spoke. So it's really hard to say. And we'll get into some of the weird Elvish connection as well, because of course he dreams of the Eldar and the Numenoreans think he's dreaming and they.
Alan Sisto
Think he's an elf.
James Tauber
We'll get to that.
Alan Sisto
Which is wild. Like, how do you think a man.
James Tauber
Is an elf if you're a Numenorean as well?
Alan Sisto
That's.
James Tauber
I mean, it's One thing, if a wild man thought that, right?
Alan Sisto
I mean, a wild man would expect to think that a Numenorean is an elf, but for a Numenorean to think, that's wild.
James Tauber
Yeah, we'll get to that. We'll get to all that. While the rest of the kids didn't pay attention or they forgot. Hazard was different. He eventually. He eventually forgot the songs in the language, but he never, never forgot Elmar herself.
Alan Sisto
No, he did not. And like his father, again, so many of these things that we see, generation to generation, he didn't find any woman of his people that he wanted to marry. Right. He knew what a woman of beauty was. And I'm not saying this is some sort of an Oedipal complex, but clearly Hazad saw his mother as the epitome of beauty. Now, I can't help thinking of Bones in the Soup and this being Tolkien and his own deep respect and admiration for his mother, who he really. I'm not gonna say idolized, but elevated for sure.
James Tauber
Yes.
Alan Sisto
And saw as an ideal.
James Tauber
Yeah. And in many respects, that was because of the sacrifices that she made. And I wonder if. I can't help but think Hazard would come to the same conclusions.
Alan Sisto
Oh, yeah, he'd have to. I mean, her entire life for Hazad would be sacrificed.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
And like Hazad, Tolkien lost his mother in his youth.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Just like Tal Elmar as well.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
I mean, we're not told anything about Tel Elmar's mother other than that his odd married late in life, but she's not in the picture. She's clearly dead. Yeah, so. Or ran away after having 20 some odd kids. Get me out of here. No, I just feel like there are some very interesting connections and things that come. Come up. Now, still, in the part that we did not read, Hazad does. Even though he doesn't find his women attractive, in the women of his people, he does eventually marry. Not by capturing a Fell folk woman. It wasn't easy, though, because Elmar's prophecy had already begun to come true. His people in general had suffered. But specifically his line. Right, the line of Buldar. And then Hazad. They lost their wealth and power. He's a poor man now.
James Tauber
Yeah. Not that Hazard knew about his mom's prophecy. Remember, she never spoke of it again. But he loved her enough to name his youngest son, who must have reminded Hazard of El Marati's birth.
Alan Sisto
Oh, of course. Fair skin and the gray eyes. Yeah. We should note, by the way, that this is the exact Point. And it might be the reason that I stopped our reading here, where Tolkien's rejected first page ends and the rest of the text is in the state that Christopher calls primary composition, meaning no edits. Yep, I love that primary composition. It makes it sound so much more, I don't know, fancy and serious than it really is. Just means he hasn't gotten around to fixing anything yet. All right, the songs and the strange tongue. Bartleman too, forgot when he grew up, but that's because Bartleman forgets nearly everything. James, what does Bartlem have in his bag for us today?
James Tauber
Neil from California asks a question that I think's really interesting to consider in light of. Of where we're at in Unfinished Tales. Which of the lesser known numenorean rulers do you wish was fleshed out more?
Alan Sisto
Oh, all of them.
James Tauber
Well, true. So it's interesting, of course, you know, Tolkien. Tolkien ends up listing, you know, what is it, 24 different rulers in the line of Elros. We do find out a decent amount even in Appendix B, but especially in the Akalabeth, about a bunch of them.
Alan Sisto
But mostly the later ones, but not others.
James Tauber
Yeah. So the period that seems the least fleshed out, I mean, obviously there's a lot of super early stuff. Like the first few would be interesting to know.
Alan Sisto
We know nothing about, you know, like Taramandil, and we know even less about Vardimir, who is like, ah, nevermind, I'm not too old.
James Tauber
But the other period that I think is really interesting is the period between Ancalame and Minas Deer.
Alan Sisto
Ah, okay.
James Tauber
So we get. We get three rulers. Anarion, Surion and Telperion.
Alan Sisto
That's right, A queen.
James Tauber
The second one of the queens. Yep, the second queen after Ankalame that when we're told almost nothing about. But things must have happened. Oh, things must have happened in this period. Well, certainly things happen in Middle Earth because this. Right. They were ruling at the time. This is when the rings were being forged and everything. So it's interesting because of course, Ancalome Aldarian and Arendys's daughter ruled, and she's the ruler at the time that the permanent Havens.
Alan Sisto
That's right.
James Tauber
And then we have these three rules that I mentioned. And then you get Tar Minastir who was of course the one that came to the rescue, ultimately came to the rescue of Gil Galad and really, really kicked off the downfall of Numenor in as much as they then started to get this lust for power after.
Alan Sisto
Right, well, and that's also when the Envy of the Eldar started coming into play.
James Tauber
Yes, exactly.
Alan Sisto
He said specifically to have loved the Eldar, but he envied them.
James Tauber
He envied them. But those three in the middle, like, in the line of Elros chapter in Unfinished Tales, we're told nothing very little about Aenarion and Surion other than dates, how long that. Yeah, dates. That's all we're told.
Alan Sisto
In a way, I feel like that's a direct connection to what Sara and I talked about with the story of Eldarin Hirendes and how Ancalame, sort of the generational trauma that she was not only the victim of, but then the perpetrator of that, in the sense that she, like, forbade her granddaughters from getting married and all of this stuff that was just really nasty. It's no surprise that her great granddaughter Telpel.
James Tauber
Yep.
Alan Sisto
Doesn't get married.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
And that. That's why Minasir ends up becoming king, because he's actually not. He's not her descendant. He's the son of. Of the. I think the second child of Tarsurion. So he's a cousin. And I mean, yes, he's still in the line of. Of Aldarian. Right.
James Tauber
But he's distant.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, but he's distant. So, yeah, I feel like that's just such a result of that. Like, it took that long for the line to recover from. From Altaria and Horrendous.
James Tauber
Yeah. I mean, because from that, from that point onwards, things start to happen.
Alan Sisto
Things start to move. Right. That's when he. Yeah, because, you know, because once you get past Monaster, you get to the bad guys. Right. You get to Kiryatan, who. Who, you know, actually forces his dad to give up the throne early.
James Tauber
Right.
Alan Sisto
You get Autonomir the Great. It's sort of. If you have to add the Great to your name, then maybe you're not.
Joe Haffman
Not.
James Tauber
Yeah.
Alan Sisto
Yeah. I mean, and that's the time when the shadow explicitly is said to have fallen. So, yeah, it does start to really. To roll in after that. I want even more. I know we already have a lot on Tar Palantir, but, man, he's the one I admire the most. Again with some of those biblical references, the idea of a good king trying to turn the nation around after a series of bad kings. But it's too late. Late momentum has this weight of its own. Yeah, but I just. I mean, Tar Palantir, he's the one I'd want to know more about. But in fairness, he was fleshed out, so I guess I really can't say.
James Tauber
Well, yeah, there were two paragraphs written about him instead of one in the.
Alan Sisto
That's true, that's true. I mean, like almost. Yeah, he gets a bit more in a color. He does get a bit more. He actually gets more than our Farazan, to be honest.
James Tauber
But yes, that's true.
Alan Sisto
Our Farazan has enough written about him elsewhere. Yeah, I think that's a very good point because the story is so focused for us on what's happening in Middle Earth at that point in Eregion, with the forging of the Rings of Power. My goodness, the kingdom of Numenor is doing things at this point.
James Tauber
We have no idea what.
Alan Sisto
We have no idea, no idea. How are those permanent havens growing and becoming. What would eventually under or after Monastir become these, you know, settlements and. And sort of bases for the expansion of power? Difference between a small outpost and, you know, a military base. That's going to be for the projection of power.
James Tauber
So.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, that's a fair point. Those three in particular would be interesting. I. I'd want to know about Portaranarian. That's the son of Ankalame, who had. Has to know he was not wanted, who has to know that he was a pawn, just like Ancalame herself was. But unlike Ankalameh, who actually kind of liked that, she is said to have enjoyed the sport of playing her mom against her dad. I don't think Anarion was the same. I don't get that feeling.
James Tauber
We don't know.
Alan Sisto
No, we don't. We just know that. That she despised him so much that, you know, even his daughters, she was like, nope, you can't marry. You know, it's just awful. Yeah. So those three Anarian, Surian and Telperian. Yeah, yeah. Interesting stuff. Good question, though.
James Tauber
I think you knew.
Alan Sisto
Yeah, absolutely. Well, folks, thank you for joining us for another episode of the Prancing Pony podcast. Please join us again next week when Tal Elmar spots some unlikely visitors and Hazard gives him a history lesson.
James Tauber
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Alan Sisto
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Thank you.
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Release Date: January 25, 2026
Host: Alan Sisto
Co-host: James Tauber
Special guest: Patron Joe Haffman
Main Theme:
Alan and James launch an in-depth, four-part exploration of "Tal-Elmar," one of Tolkien’s rare Second Age narratives, focusing on its unique "outsider" perspective. They explain why, although the story is a true "deep cut" from the History of Middle-earth series, it’s highly relevant to ongoing themes in the podcast, particularly its profound engagement with issues of colonialism, cultural identity, and the nature of history and memory in Middle-earth. The episode expertly mixes robust textual analysis, pop culture humor, and insightful moral discussion—all in the friendly, lively tone of two Tolkien friends bantering at a pub.
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Elmar’s defiance:
Layers of Colonialism and Cycles of Dispossession:
Personal vs. Political:
Foreshadowing for Tal-Elmar:
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Alan and James set the stage for the next phase of their Tal-Elmar exploration by closely examining Tolkien’s nuanced portrayal of inheritance, identity, and colonial injustice. They lay a foundation for speculation about where an unfinished “deep cut” like Tal-Elmar might have gone. All listeners are invited to read the entire story (about 16-18 pages) in advance to best follow the next part of the discussion.
Next Time:
Tal-Elmar gets his first glimpse of the Numenorean “gods” from the west, and Hazad delivers more history and warnings.
Episode summary prepared in the style and spirit of The Prancing Pony Podcast: erudite, heartfelt, and just silly enough.