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Today is day 643, which are 90 weeks and five days of the captivity of still 50 hostages, living and dead in Gaza.
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This is TLV1. This episode may contain explicit language.
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Welcome to the Promise Podcast brought to you on TLV1, the voice of the city that is home to the still under construction Sirona Hotel next door to the Azrielli Sirona Tower, that beautiful torqued and twisted double slab of a building with a glass facade, the tallest building in Tel Aviv. And both the Sirona Hotel and the Azriel Sirona Tower are right across Menachem Begin Boulevard from the more famous Azraeli triad of buildings, the cylinder, the triangular prism and the rectangular prism, and the still now being built Sirona Hotel. Like its neighboring Azraeli, Sirona Tower is or will be a double structure, as if it was slashed and separated in the middle. The architects call it a quote unquote dynamically twisted triangular tower, though it looks more as if a cylinder, not at all a triangle, was sliced with a very sharp knife, top to bottom on a 15 degree angle and then the two pieces were offset by sliding the one against the other until 10 floors or so extrude on either end, the two slices of building unaligned, with the higher slice set upon a rectangular box at the base of the building. You gotta see the plans. You will no doubt agree that it is quite spectacular, and surely you will agree that it may be soon. All the more spectacular because it was reported last week that the Trump Organization, led by Eric Trump, the middle son of the United States president, is in negotiations to, well, not quite buy the hotel, but to brand the hotel and to manage it, bringing to the site the class and gilded sophistication with which the Trump name is generally associated. The plan for the Sirona Hotel from the start had a certain Trumpian extravagance to it. It is slated to be the tallest hot hotel in Israel at 47 floors, and it will be the hotel with the most rooms of any hotel in Israel. 880, compared with, say, 560 rooms you will find at the Hilton in Tel Aviv, or the 555 rooms available in the swank David Intercontinental Hotel. The Storona Hotel is slated to have three fine restaurants, a spa, an indoor pool, an outdoor pool, a VIP pool, a VIP lounge, a VIP lobby, a sky lobby, a roof garden, a gala ballroom, and lots more. Of course, such swank might be enough for a Biden hotel, or maybe an Obama hotel, or possibly even a Millard E. Fillmore hotel. But in the meetings that took place not long before the exchange of bombs with Iran, Eric Trump asked that 12 more floors be added to the plan so that it would be the tallest building in all of Israel, not just the tallest hotel, some of which floors would go for bespoke residences in the clouds for the best most Trumpian sorts that society has to offer. Which idea is possible, I guess, though the hotel lies on flight paths to Ben Gurion Airport, so there are some strict limitations on building height just where it is. But as unnamed sources were said to have said that in the regulatory rock, paper, scissors game that are zoning laws petitioning for variances to build taller and more opulent a hotel that's got the name of the man who decides whether or not to bomb the uranium enrichment plant in Fordeau may be an invariably successful play like rock. Good old rock. Nothing beats rock. But I digress. Peter Bazzelli, managing director and principal of the New York based Weitzman Associates real estate consulting and advisory firm, told the Times that a Trump building in Tel Aviv, quote, is clearly at risk of becoming a target as it is not only the center of the US government, but it also hits the President's pocketbook, end quote. If you take that building out, to which some wags will add that the Sorone Hotel is just meters away from the Curia, the headquarters of the idf, making it maybe an especially appealing target neighborhood. To which good hearted people reply, yeah, but lighten up. And arguably nothing captures the optimistic opportunistic if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with spirit of this city we love so well Tel Avivo better than looking forward with happy anticipation to having a chilled Trump vodk on the 59th floor rooftop garden of a future Trump Sirona Hotel, maybe with the aroma of Trump 45, 47 Victory perfume in the air and in our noses, overlooking the gorgeous city spreading out hundreds of meters below with a view reaching all the way to the sea, thinking no doubt that we willed it. And yet somehow it all still seems to be just a dream. With us today in TLV1's newest satellite studio in the Bitsaron neighborhood of the city, is a woman to whom, and I will just say it outright, and I should have said this years ago, I want to present you the letter that I sent to the Nobel Prize Committee. It's nominating you for the Peace Prize, which is well deserved and you should get it. And it reads, quote hey Betammuz Tafshin Pehei Esteemed members of the Nobel Committee, I wish to submit the nomination of the Hon. Miriam Hershlag, Ops and Blogs Editor of the Times of Israel and so much for the Nobel Peace Prize. Miriam Hershelag has demonstrated steadfast and exceptional dedication to promoting vigorous, wise and open hearted debate through the Times of Israel's Blogs platform, which, as you know, is the biggest and most profound form of Jewish discourse and debate since the Talmud was codified. Ms. Herzlag played a pivotal role in creating this important forum and has run it for years, promoting dialogue and a shared investigation of pressing issues of the day, as well as creating a community among people spread around the world. She also used to edit and anchor the Israel Broadcast Authority English Language Radio News and the Israel Broadcast Authority English Language Television News. In all she does, Ms. Hershlag brings joy, love, insight, warmth and healing to most everyone she meets. And do not get us started on the things she can do with a pen, a brush or a needle, and for that matter, with a butternut squash. In short, her broad efforts have probably done more to make life worth living than Martin Luther King Jr. Gandhi and mother Teresa. Taken together, few leaders have achieved such tangible breakthroughs in peace and civility and very good vibes in so dramatic a way and so short a time. In these times of great historical change, we can think of no one more deserving than Miriam Herzlag of the Nobel Peace Prize. Sincerely, Noah ephron, podcast host P.S. this letter is definitely not a transparent attempt to curry favor with Miriam Herzlag. If that were what I wanted to do, I would have nominated her for a Nobel Prize in Physics, which even you will agree is the better prize, and which she probably also deserves. End quote. Miriam, I got my fingers crossed for you. How are you doing?
