Transcript
A (0:02)
Let's go back to fifth grade.
B (0:04)
My sculpture project about the Mayans won awards. So happy to.
A (0:09)
You lent your classmate 10 bucks for lunch money. He can't pay you back, so you cut him a deal. Fine, give me seven bucks.
B (0:15)
But in two years, I am a benevolent lender, very generous.
A (0:19)
But here's the thing. You're also last in line in the cafeteria, so everyone else gets served before you. So you've just agreed to eat. A $3 loss, and you're still last in line.
B (0:28)
And on Taco Tuesday, no less.
A (0:30)
Your classmates are losing their minds. Why would he agree to take the hit? But you don't care because you got your classmate to pay you $1.50 in exchange for that term. And your other classmate, Dave, lent you $6 of that 10.
B (0:42)
And let's be honest, who cares if Dave Lo.
A (0:56)
Welcome back to the Provoked Podcast, your insider guide to the money and mania of the CRE markets. I'm Hatan Samtani.
B (1:01)
And I'm Will Krasny.
A (1:03)
A shout out to our sponsors, Bravo Capital, a leading HUD and bridge lender
B (1:07)
and loan boss, the best in class, CRE debt management software.
A (1:11)
This week, we have no choice but to tackle the topic of war.
B (1:14)
What is it good for?
A (1:15)
What is it good for? The conflict with Iran continues to roil markets, and CRE's biggest allocators are in sixes and sevens. Fewer young people are going to college, which puts a big question mark on what's historically been one of the biggest drivers of real estate activity. And finally, with special servicers continuing to play an outsized role in the market, some of their more, shall we say, exotic strategies are coming under a pretty harsh spotlight.
B (1:39)
Exotic? Scummy. Tomato, tomato. Let's get started with the punch list. Our signature rundown of the newsiest news in crew.
