Brett (61:40)
Yeah, she was prescribed. Prescribed the ques. We said that. God, Daphne, you need to listen. Goodness, no. There. She had needle marks. That's not in the autopsy. So presumably she did not see that using. Using Google AI. You could have just listened to what we said, and then you would know that she was prescribed the Quaaludes. That's okay. I don't know why you even listen to podcasts when Google AI will tell you everything you want to know. It's going to have Google AI record from me on. I wonder if I could have Google listen to all our episodes and then just record from here on out. I bet it could. Nobody could fake our voices. That'd be kind of awesome. I don't know how we do these lives. That'd be a little harder. I don't know if you guys could tell AI Brett and Alice from real Brett and Alice and be like. You know, I would, like, be like this, and I'd have three hands. It'd be a third hand coming out, and all my. All my fingers would be, like, together or something. And I'd move really slowly. You know, in all the AI videos, everything moves slowly, and they're always kind of like looking off in the distance. I don't know if you've noticed that. It's all very, like, creepy. AI always have multiple fingers, and, like I said, they move you know, you notice this, how slow they move. Maybe it's just me. I agree. Ooh, I like that. AI is pretty creepy, but it doesn't quite have the photographs as great at photographs. It's getting better photographs. You can still tell, but still some of the photographs these days, I mean, it's amazing. Sort of the leaps and bounds it makes every month how much more realistic. It's even getting better with hands. But videos are still like Uncanny Valley and just. I mean, I have yet to see a video that is super convincing. The only videos that are super convincing are videos that are actual people that are just manipulated. So all the interview videos with where you change what they're saying to something funny, those are pretty good because it's taking actual footage and actual words and just rearranging them. But when it has to create it from nothing very much Uncanny Valley, still it amazing. It amazes me they can't get the words right. Like, I was watching, you know, YouTube is full of AI videos and I was watching this video yesterday and like, just everything's. The words, if you look for words are always misspelled in these bizarre ways. It's not even English. It's not English lettering. You know, it looks like Cyrillic or something. So they're good. Football press conference. The one of Patrick Mahomes was hilarious from last night. Obviously not real. Very funny. That's a good one. Which is. Which is frightening because it would be so easy if you. They're obviously so over the top. You know it's fake, right? But just think how easy it would be to make a. A realistic video. That's just a little offensive, right? Like, you don't go over the top. You just make it just enough that it would be a big scandal for someone to say something like that. But it's totally believable. It'd be really easy to do. I mean, AI is terrifying. Like in the next. Like right now, we're in the good old days. In like three years, you're going to look back on this and just be like, what in the world? I can't even imagine what it's going to be like. I'm not looking forward to it. AI is the devil. Normally I'm all about technological advances, sort of make fun of people who don't like technology. But when it comes to AI, that's my limit. It's going to. It's going to be terrible. If we live through it, it's going to be terrible. This is a Belgian ale Saint, One of the monasteries. Very good. That was a bubbly in my bubbly, too. You really won't. Unless you. Unless you. Of course, then, you know, when they develop robots that can look like you and use AI, what are you gonna do then? It's like we're living in a dystopian future, but at least you'll always have us. Unless, of course, this whole episode has been AI the whole time. What better way to make you think it's real than to talk about AI Clever AI. How clever? It's probably AI. It's hanging behind me. This room is not real. Yeah, hopefully, like Tom Brady, my batteries don't run out. Can we just say Tom Brady, Great quarterback, terrible announcer, and I hate to be critical, but he's just so bad. He tries too hard, he talks too much. He's just not good. I don't know if he'll. If he'll ever get there. I mean, it was his first year doing it, I think, but, man, it's not good. Well, yeah, Joe likes him because he played at Michigan. He's biased. Like, you know, Tony Romo talks all the time. A lot of people don't like Tony Romo, but Tony Romo also makes these really incredible points. Like, half the time you're watching Tony Romo, and he'll be like, yeah, so this play is gonna go to number seven. You should watch him. It's gonna be a slant across the middle. You know, number eight's gonna. Gonna cut in front of the defender, so he'll be open, and they snap the ball and they see exactly what happens. And you're like, wow, that guy knows what he's talking about, right? And then he's like. And this is how you knew, because this guy had his hand on the ground. It's, you know, and this dude's in this stance, and that indicates it's going to be this. It's like, wow, this guy really knows what he's talking about, right? Or like, the Manning cast is the same thing. Like, those two guys are sitting there talking about football, and you're just learning so much about it. Tom Brady's like. And then Gronk, you know, he was always. He was always running wide open. It's like, oh, that's great, Tom. I would really like to know about the football game we're watching right now. That would be really great if you could tell us about what's happening here, but he doesn't do that. Look, Shaq and Charles Barkley, that whole basketball crew. Amazing, amazing. Used to be on tnt. I don't know what they're on now. Tbs, whatever. It was like, I could watch them all night. They are hilarious. Like, I can't remember if it was Shaq or Barkley who had the glasses. There's a. We're like. The glasses are, like, really thick and they go into five minutes or they talk about basketball and for five minutes they're talking about glasses. Just great. We need more of that. I agree. You're never going to watch the TikTok of Tom Brady. You're never going to be like, oh, I want to see the latest Tom Brady TikTok to see what he said in 30 seconds. It was so brilliant, funny, whatever. Never going to happen. You might watch it because it's like Awkward moments with Tom Brady. Top 10 awkward Tom Brady Moments while he was announcing. That's what you might see. But of course, I would rather listen to Tom Brady a thousand times. I would rather have Tom Brady following me around narrating my life than listen to Joe Buck. I despise Joe Buck. Joe Buck is a cancer on sports. And he's everywhere. Just disgusting. Whenever I see Joe Buck's gonna be calling something, half the time I don't even watch it if he's calling it. I don't even watch it now. If I do watch it, you know, I mute it. I just can't stand him. He is so. I mean, presumably there's someone out there who likes Joe Buck, because otherwise, why do we have to keep watching him? Like, I mean, I get it. His dad was good. That's no reason for him to be. I mean, I wouldn't watch him so terrible. He just ruined sports. And he's one of those guys who thinks it's all about him. Like, Joe Buck thinks the reason you watch sports is so that something interesting will happen and you'll get to hear Joe Buck describe it, right? Like, great announcers. Something great announcers do is when something amazing happens, they shut up and you just see the thing happening and you hear the crowd and you see the celebration of the players and you don't hear the announcers. Well, that's never going to happen with Joe Buck because Joe Buck thinks there is no moment in sports that can't be better. With Joe Buck talking, which is actually false. If Joe Buck just shut up, if he didn't say a word the whole game, it could be like 56 to nothing. And it would be better because at least Joe Buck isn't talking. Talking. I like Troy Aikman. He's fine. I think my favorite is I guess it's Jim Nance and Tony Romo. I think Jim Nance and Tony Romo, which they're. Like I said, there are people who don't like Tony Romo, and it's fine. But my personal favorite is those two. I like listening to those two. Tom Brady, I just feel like he's trying too hard. I think that's the problem. And he may grow into it. That's possible, but he's just trying too hard. Like, he wants to be funny, he wants to be clever. You know, he really wants people to like him. He really wants people to think, oh, Tom Brady, you're so good at announcing. But Terry Bradshaw, and I'll say this, too, like, the pregame NFL shows used to be great, but I feel like a lot of the guys who were great are getting a little old. Terry Bradshaw is one of those people. What's his name? Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson. You know, they need to hang it up. Like, Howie. He's still good. And. But we need some. We need some new young blood to come in. I feel like college football has done a better job of that, because if you watch the big noon kickoff guys on, I guess that's Fox, they're all young, and they're really good. And then game day, you know, was getting a little long in the tooth, and you were kind of corso. But then they added Nick Saban. He's great. And then he also, obviously. Well, I guess whoever. I can't remember who all is on that one now. The one guy. There's the one guy I don't like, Pat McAfee, which everybody likes. I'm not a big fan of his antics, but actually I like him better now that Saban's there, because I kind of feel like they do a really good job playing off each other, but the NFL, they need to. They need to refresh. The NFL pregame guys need to refresh. And Gronk's great. Look, Daphne, everybody knows Nick Saban. Nick Saban is an announcer on espn, maybe better than he was as a coach. Like, he's great. He's fantastic. Even people who don't like Nick Saban have to admit that he is really good. He has been sort of a revelation. And coaches tend to be that. Like, I feel like Belichick missed an opportunity going to coach North Carolina, which is weird because I feel like Belichick in a setting. What I would have loved to have seen is, like, the Manning cast, because those two guys are great. If you had Saban and Belichick Doing the same thing for games, that would be awesome. I mean, just listening to them talk about it and how the plays are developing and everything. Like I'm a nerd when it comes to football. I like that kind of stuff. Right. I really enjoy. Because football is really complicated, impossible to understand unless you really know what you're talking about. So hearing them describe sort of, you know, the way the coverages are set up and how the quarterback is seeing the coverage and he knows it's this. And so therefore he knows the safety is going to be up here and the quarterback's going to be over here, which means there's going to be a hole in the zone over here. And so that's why he does this thing and that's why he points at this guy. And so the whole time it's always going to go to that guy. But this cornerback recognized that and so he knew to go to that spot and that's how he got the interception. I mean, that's just fascinating. I love that stuff. And that's what's great about Manning. The Mannings do a really good job with that. I think Belichick and Saban would do a good job with that too. But Saban is on ESPN and Belichick's coaching at North Carolina, which is weird. So we missed that opportunity. I'm trying to think of sort of just entertaining guys who are just entertaining to listen to. I always like RG3, but they fired him, so he's out. Because you always have the sort of professional announcer and then the former football player. That's the way it always goes. Right? So I saw he was going to be lieutenant Governor. I didn't realize there was a maybe about it. I thought it was him. I've never heard Trestle speak. I feel like he was always very silent when he was the coach at Ohio State. So I don't know what he. I don't even know what he sounds like. You know, those Big Ten coaches, I feel like, are very reserved. It's like sort of a, you know, they just don't talk much. I've never heard Ryan Day speak. I'm sure Ryan Day has spoke before, but I never heard him speak. Harbaugh was a little different. He always ran his mouth off.