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Welcome back. Slurs to hell, to hell, to hell, to hell, to Hades. Welcome. Truth is, I'm tired.
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Okay. And I'm Lainey's mom and this is the read. Thank you for coming back. You know, as long as we still have the freedom of speech and to say what we want, I guess.
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Come and pry it out of my cold negro hands, bitch.
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Oh, God. So we are, yeah, we are recording on November 6, 2024. And.
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So here's what I want to do.
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Okay.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Not a great day for people with sense.
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I have been in a pretty bad depressive episode since Halloween for reasons that are too broad, too vague, and don't have time to explain. And things have happened since then that I've just tried to be like, you know, life. And then here we are. So I'm, you know, I'm gonna do. We're gonna do the Black Excellence.
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Okay. Fun, festive.
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I would like to then do the read.
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We can just talk, you know, we can just.
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I just want to get it out.
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Yeah, we can just talk about whatever we're feeling.
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Yeah, Fun things.
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We, we literally can do whatever we want to do. Hey, for now.
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For now.
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It's not funny though, is it? Oh, it's not funny.
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Black Excellence this week will be going to a 14 year old young man named West Muhammad. He's made history as the youngest student at Coppin State University. He's the youngest freshman in the history of the HBCU. At 14 years old. It's almost giving one of my favorite sitcoms, Smart Guy. I've said extensively in the program how hilarious that show is, but that was high school. They really could have just kept going anyway, so 14 years old. He started reading at three and it was in first grade by four years old. So his mom tells news reports like, you know, she's not gagging, you know, proud, excited, but also just being his mama for 14 years, giving. Yeah. I'm not surprised that he's A, in college and B, the youngest, so.
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Right. Makes sense.
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I saw a video of him walking around the campus looking very intelligent, proud, and excited to learn. God bless him. And I hope that this country allows him freedom to speak, to exist, to express, to vote, to reproductive rights, clean air, water, educate, you know. Yeah, but let's take it off. I'm losing. All right. Congratulations. Apparently, it also says here that it's a 15 minute drive home and to home and school for him, his mama. So workout.
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Okay.
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Great. School and history. Also would like to honor one Allison Felix. Felix, who's launched Always Alpha, a new sports and management firm that focuses on women in athletics. It will put female athletes at the forefront, advocating for better representation opportunities and resources. It will represent women athletes in negotiations, brand deals, but also provide strategic support and areas like media marketing and career development. She says, Ms. Alexson, I needed to build what I wished existed. Say that. Well, there's that. So, I mean, love her and love that if you're sick of the girls get sick, you know, get bed rest. I don't know, something otc. Because bigger and writer.
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Yeah.
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All right. So that's the black excellence for me. Do you have any additions? I don't want to talk about BEYONCE Teasing Act 3. I mean, that's. I mean, her costumes were excellent.
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I was gonna. I would love to. I would love to talk about her. No visual. Aw. Pamela Anderson. Halloween got.
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That was. That was an.
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Hilarious.
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I just. That, that. That. That was mean.
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Well, you know, she did it before the results came out, but I still cackle.
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Why would you do that?
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Just to piss y'all off. The same reason.
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She literally said, you know what to do.
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DVD shirts. The same reason she so boycott Beyonce. She's hilarious.
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She's like, I don't know, maybe dicing up some fruit or something for the kids. And at some point, it's just like, something just hit her like, oh, girl.
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You know what it means.
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You know what? And an email was sent or voiced a text, and the rest is history. Like, she had them make a step in the BTV just to say fuck you.
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Just to say fuck you. And dressed up just like that lady to take pictures in front of it.
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Like, three different Pamela Anderson looks incredible.
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Each of them. That was quite hilarious.
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The Bette Davis. The Prince and Apollo.
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Yeah. And Apollonia. Yeah. I think that's who that was supposed to be. I mean, Beyonce always has an incredible Thanksgiving. Like, Thanksgiving. Her Halloween costumes are right. Consistently great.
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Beyonce, at this point, for me, I'm like, what's Beyonce gonna wear? What's Janelle Monae gonna wear?
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And that white woman.
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And then Heidi Klum is just like.
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Yeah, Heidi Klum, Heidi Clums.
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Like, everybody is waiting to see what.
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How many millions, right? How many millions she spent on her costume. Yeah, literally. So, you know, that was. I. I thought that was quite hilarious because I've always been on Team Beyonce. Don't have to give y'all no damn visuals and leave her alone.
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We don't have to. I. I'd like them.
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No, I would. And I would still like them, but no. So that was a good thing, I think.
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She also kind of. Anyway, you know what? I'll stay in my piece. She also kind of, like, put her foot in the. No, you're gonna put visuals into everything. That's what we're doing. Recipe, visual album, everything. And ever since then, the girls have been like, okay, so what. What story am I telling? Like, it's right.
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That's true.
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And everything has to have a video, even when you can afford it. So mama being, you know, taking the time to be like, you know what? Whatever.
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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The thing is, I enjoyed the music a lot, so that's great, right?
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So these other shenanigans, I'm just gonna let her have it because really, it's up to her.
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And I'm trying to think of videos of the past, like, five years maybe, where I'm just like, oof. I go back to this one. Besides. All right.
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Oh, you mean most people's.
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Yeah, like, most, like, music videos today aren't really. Like, I don't see many lately that I'm just like, ooh, that one gave it to me. You know who did?
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Who?
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Little Miss Espresso. That taste video with Jenna Ortega. The death becomes her.
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Yeah, that's cute.
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I already love that song. But doing, like, a tribute to a movie that is near and dear to me and going full gore, full freak.
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Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
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I'll give her. There are theirs. I could probably think of a few others. Anyway, now it's time for the read.
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You go ahead and let it out, friend.
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America, I want you to hear me. You're a flop. Like, it's official. It's official. Like, we've danced in the room with it, you know? And all this, like, this country is a flop. It's a flop. Is a flop. The fact that staggering numbers of you, and many of you will be nowhere near listening to this podcast. But maybe some of you have a cousin, a niece, a child, somebody adjacent who can get this near your. Your front doorstep. You are the living worst. And maybe you've been stupid for pretty much your whole life. So it, it may not even brush up against you how much of a flop and a failure you are, but the fact that you want to go bubble in a legitimate vote for convicted felon rapist, you know, leader of treason. I'm not even going to get into hate because that's the part that you love. I don't even give, like, we're not. I'm not even gonna dance in the racist. Like, hate it. Like, y'all love that. Like, we women love the fact that he's like, and we control your pussies and we grab them if we want. That's.
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Yikes.
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I think it's just because I'm not too gagged, unfortunately. I understand. Like, I unfortunately read and watch things to do with, like, the real world, not just baddies or, you know, terrifier part three.
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Right, right, sure.
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Which maybe I should stick to because the real world is far more horrific. So it's not too much of a gag. But my God, y'all went to go vote for those of Apprentice again. And you really want it based off of what? Based off of what? Based off of what? Each and every single one of you deserve, like, Hellraiser treatment. Like Cenobites should appear out of the ground and, and, and sew your mouths and eyes and ears shut. And then like, I hate y'all truly and truly indescribable ways. There aren't enough words. Um, sure. Like, you know, the brightest Shea butteriest of us will be like, oh, perseverance. And we always make. I don't give a fuck about that today. Why are we dealing with this in a situation that was so open and shut, that was so wide open, that lady was simply a lady. And then on top of that, had color in them. And that was just like, no, can't do that. Donald Trump, you. You know, evil is a, is a truly, truly powerful thing. And I said this to somebody the other day, and it's just like common sense and intellect will never outpower or supersede hate. It will never outpower or supersede evil just to Trump. And so I understand that that is what has led a lot of us to this. And even a truly, like, drooly mouthed, sagged, brain dead dumbass like Donald J. Trump is at least clever enough to manipulate his fellow drooly mouthed American mongrels in the way that we have the situation that we do today. And that's just a rough world to exist in, period. We can do all of the hand holding and sage burning And. And we are the world and Tamil. A man that we want to. I want belt to ass. I don't give a fuck. I'm tired of y'all bitches. I hate each and every single one of y'all. I don't understand. Like, wide open. The man told you he don't give a fuck about y'all. The man told you that he's gonna make rich people richer and poor people poorer. And most of you bitches are broke as like broker than the sky is wide. So I don't understand. He told you he don't give a about women. Miami Dade. I flew my natural black ass out here once again to vote for that lady. And I knew. I knew I knew you bitches. Like, I don't understand what the more that just hired somebody to, quote, unquote, perform at a rally and tell you that he hates Spanish people, Latin people, Mexican people, Puerto Rican people, Cuban people. Like, I don't. And yet, like, each and every one of y'all, every. It's not a secret. He's not good at hiding these things. He don't give a fuck about you because you brown and you broke what's in the recipe. What are you tasting when. What are you getting and what is the flavor? Because he hates you. I don't. Okay, Donald Trump. You know, I'm not gagging. I don't even believe that you're gagging because again, you know the people that you. You agitate. And you know that all it really required was for you to be a wide open, hateful dumbass to embolden Americans who are also wide open, hateful dumbasses. Because politics make people feel stupid in general because most of y'all are just bad general discussion of policy. So that man only has to come out and say that French fries at McDonald's are delicious and Mexicans suck, and he will get people to vote for him. That's a world we live in.
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Mm. Yes.
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That isn't hyperbole. I'm not.
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No, it isn't. No. You're. You're not exaggerating at all. That is.
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These are things.
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Yeah, it is. Yep.
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So, you know, here you are. I want to just remind you that that wig is treacherous. You look like the fucking. You look like the fucking secretary from Monsters, Inc. What is her name? Roz? That bitch you work up at the front Google Monsters, Inc. Roz, if a lady would do that. Look like Drew Carey coming up. That's who I'm talking about.
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Oh, my God. She look like Drew Carey. And the Mucinex monster had a baby.
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Your jowls.
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Oh, no. Oh, he do look like her.
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Are at your knees. You're fucking hideous. Like you. You know that? You don't be saying anything. You talk out the corner of your mouths all the time and people clap for you. All you've ever had to is the money that your family passed on to you. And that is all that it has ever taken because you're hideous as shit. There's nobody who would touch you with a fucking space pen. A bitch wouldn't touch you with a fucking biodegradable straw if you didn't have coin. And you know that. And that's the shit that really. I don't even have to talk about the stuff that matters. Like, like legitimately? Yeah, because I'm tired of that. I don't give fucks. I'm talking about stuff that matters to you. You ugly. You ain't shit. The only time that you can get pussy is when you pay for it, bitch. Which is what literally got you into all of lots of legal trouble. You suck. You're dumb. You're not funny. And the only time that you get cool points from, like, actual cool people is when it's some rapper who is in, you know, debt or just really, really damaged. You suck. You'll always suck. And I. I know that people will continue to remind you of that over the course of whatever the fuck it is that we're doing. So I guess I'll rest on that. J.D. vance. My God, I don't even know what to say about your Nickelodeon looking ass, bitch. What I will say though is, you know, maybe you found a penny somewhere and you picked it up and thus your ass got good luck. I don't. I'm not a woman. I don't have a uterus, vagine, or those types of organs. But if I may, I'd like to say that if I did, I feel like they would be better served on a sacrificial altar than anywhere near your fucking final act. Scream killer looking. I don't understand why you would ever even open your mouth about women, period. Like, no wonder you hate them so much. Look at you. Look at you. You're also a dumbass. You're not smart, you're not clever, and you look literally like you failed to bully Jimmy Neutron. You suck. You're the worst. Fuck your kids, Trump and Vance, if he has any. I don't even know or care, but literally your whole family. And yeah, once again, niggas who didn't Vote. Leave. Why are you just go away. Like why? Waka flocka, Amber Rose. For both you niggas to be endorsing the most wide open dumbass to lead this country knowing you've never voted. Like you haven't voted in the what? Well, you're betting $15,000 that Donald Trump would win. Did you vote for him, bitch?
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Yo, never mind, I'll wait.
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I'm sure we finished. I don't even really have anything else to say besides the fact that this country is a joke and this really just strapped cement boots on it and tossed it into into a Lake somewhere. 10, 15, 20, 30 years from now, there will be children around the world who will crack open history books and look at this. And they'll what?
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Yep, yep, yep, yep.
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So here's what I'm going to do outside of, say off of social media for at least a week, possibly a month. Because I don't even I'm not interested in any of you bitches pissing me off further. What I'm going to do is I'm going to stick to what keeps myself and my loved ones safe as well as our peace. And I'm going to stick to a lot of the missions that I've already made clear on the podcast this year. Leading with make white people afraid again. Because if any one of you pretzel demanding red hat wearing bitches feel like you can play a game. Yeah, let's go, let's go. I'm not gagged. I'm tired. It is what it is. And.
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Well, I'll say I have a few things, I guess. When you and I talked, was I just yesterday. Jesus Christ. So we talked yesterday and you know I told you I'm putting Lainey to bed. Like I'm going to bed. I'm gonna send one up for the best and see what happens. And that's literally what I did. So I woke up today again too busy to really tap in and see what was going on. Had to take Lainey to school cause she got a vaccine appointment today and some other shit to do. So you know, I didn't see it until like 8 or 9am the results of all this. And I can't say I'm shocked because America is garbage and always has been. But the thing that really got me was the popular vote because for all my life I've been Able to say the Electoral College. The Electoral College. Without it, the Democrat would have won. But Trump got almost 4 million more votes than Kamala. As of what I'm seeing right now. They're not done counting, obviously, but right now, he's about 4 million up. So let's just say there's no tampering, which sounds almost impossible when you consider the bomb threats that were being called in around the country and niggas literally setting ballot boxes on fire. That sounds impossible, but let's just say no tampering, no cheating, no Russia. Trump truly got more votes than Kamala Harris. For me, that is sobering in a way that 2016 was not. 2016 really smacked me across the face because I just thought, there's no way this man has said all these things and y'all will still elect him. Now, I understand that, like, not only did y'all like it, y'all wanted it back.
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Yeah, badly.
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And it's not the Electoral College this time. It's literally more of you.
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Yeah, more.
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If y'all saw what he did and was, like, not even just during his presidency, y'all saw what he did during this campaign and said, that's the nigga I want in office, as well as.
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All of the time in between. It's not like he.
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Right. It's not like he chilled. I mean, and granted. Refused to concede in 2020, led a fucking insurrection, got convicted on 34 felonies and got other charges pending like a fucking rapist. Girl, this is this.
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I did the same thing. I went to sleep, but as, like, I got. I opened, like, msnbc, saw the big headline, I went directly back to sleep.
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That's valid. Yeah.
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But I also saw the popular vote.
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And went, yeah, that's really what got me this morning. Not so much that he won, but that more people actually voted for him.
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Many more.
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And I know a lot of you, like Azealia Banks says she voted for Trump and posted a picture of her ballot of her voting for Donald Trump, but then voting for Democratic senators and shit. I guess she's still registered in New York. So, like, I mean, girl, what was the point? But she's obviously not the only one who said one thing or pretended one thing and did something else. But other than that, what I was getting to before is that this realization that Trump won the popular vote and won it so decisively that the third party votes didn't matter. The third party people only racked up at this point, a little over 2 million votes. So the margin is so wide that even if all them third party people would have voted for Kamala, which they wouldn't have, some of them voted for RFK Jr. Some of those people are conservatives who were never gonna vote for her. But even if they all did, it would not have made a difference. Trump as of right now, with the things we know now, it was that decisive of a win. So I just said, you know what, girl, you've always known this. But now it's like, this is really. This place is not for me. And it's never been for me, obviously, right? Black queer woman. It's never been for me, but now it's really like, oh, girl, you can't blame it on the system. You can't blame it on the electoral college being outdated and electing people that the people don't want. The people chose this nigga. It's really. It's that that is fucking with me. And I've been thinking about moving for a while. Like, am I gonna leave New York City? If so, where am I gonna go? It's always been a short list of places, but now I feel like it's even shorter because although I don't typically need access to reproductive care or anything of that nature, I've never needed an abortion or anything, never been pregnant, never needed birth control, things of that nature. You really never know what will happen to you. And where I need to be is a place where I feel like people are most likely to support and believe me, when I need health care and assistance. And New York State is not perfect. New York City is for damn sure not perfect. Eric Adams is still our goddamn mayor. But New York City showed up to say fuck no to Donald Trump, a New York native. And New York City voted in props one to solidify our access to abortion and to encode into our state Constitution rights that include age and gender identity and all this other shit that matters to me deeply. So I'm going to continue to spend $9 trillion a year to live in this little blue bubble, because that's where I feel safest in this country that does not want me. I'm living in the least American city in America so that I can continue to live in America. Like, I just. I. I've kind of been short circuiting around this idea for the past, you know, four or five hours at this point of just like, y'all really saw everything. This nigga has been in, like, all the shit he's done dating back to the 90s. And most of you, most of the voting population said, yes, I want him back. That is blowing me. Like, I could have easily seen Trump winning. I didn't want that and I didn't. You know, my hopes were obviously up for Vice President Harris, but I did not see him so not just taking the popular vote, but taking it so decisively. Like, I just, I'm at a loss for words with regards to that. I can't believe that this is how not just what the system decided we would go for, but, like, what most of you decided to go for.
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I'm not shocked. I'm just like, I'm over it at this point.
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Yeah. And unfortunately, I feel myself developing this sort of me versus everybody else attitude.
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Exactly.
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Which is extremely individualistic. And America is an individualistic culture, so that makes sense. But, like, that's what this country will do to you. You try so hard to care about the greater good, and America keeps reminding you that it will fuck you over for caring about other people, that they don't care about other people to the point where they will harm themselves in order to not do anything good for other people. And so I feel this really ugly nastiness growing inside of me. And all day long I've been trying to fight it.
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Welcome.
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But this spirit of, girl, fuck you. I mean, I am wishing terrible shit on people. I'm the most evil. And I'm in this place where I'm like, I want the worst of Trump to happen to the people who voted for him.
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Yeah, me too.
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And not for the people who didn't. But that's not how it works. You know, the worst of it is gonna happen to the people who are the most marginalized, the people who already have the least to lose. Which is why it's so fucking mind boggling that so many of y'all voted for that nigga.
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But anyway, because you on welfare, you don't have two Sikhs to rib together literally have. You can't spell grade school words. White people.
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I see. Why Jeff Bezos or Joe Rogan would vote for Donald Trump. Why you regular everyday ass people did is a mystery. But I just, I. I feel it.
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It doesn't make them feel stupid. He's not talking about drones. He's not talking about, you know, words that n in tion. He's talking about the fat in the fryer at McDonald's. Now, Americans can get down with that.
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This is the thing. Like, it was so denied Covid, but. Right. Well, denial of COVID or of the impact of COVID But when you had Covid and was down bad, you for sure took Full advantage of your. Your place and the benefits as President of the United States to get the highest possible quality health care in order to bring your ass back from the brink of death. So it's like, you know, anyway, I.
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Hate all y'all, right? I hate all y'all and come fight me.
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It's just. This is really what y'all wanted. I. That is mind blowing to me. Y'all saw everything that there is about Donald Trump. You can't even. In 2016, you know, you could have said, oh, I voted for him, having no idea how bad he could be, even though he made it clear what he was going to do. But there's no excuse now. Y'all saw it and y'all said, let's go back to that. So at this point, I'm the one who don't belong. It's always been, well, Democrats won the majority, but the Electoral College won the election. But now Democrats didn't even win the majority. So I'm really the odd one out in this motherfucker. Like, I'm really. Most of y'all felt like Trump was the better option that a convicted felon with more counts being sentenced later this month in New York State with other charges pending. And y'all said, yes, I want him over the smart, talented, beyond qualified biracial woman. Okay? And y'all got it. And so every nigga who voted for him, I want the police to pull you over, and I want it to not go well. Every woman who voted for him, I want you to need health care and be denied it, and something absolutely terrible happened to you. You lose an organ, you lose your life because you voted for somebody who ushers in these policies. Like, that's the ugliness I'm talking about. I'm wishing the worst on you niggas. All the immigrants who voted for him, deported back to wherever you came from. It's. It's. That's the thing.
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You might be better off in that case.
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It's the nastiness that I can feel coming up in me that, like, I do not want to embrace. I don't want to be that type of person I am. You know, I know at my heart, that's not me. The. The real me does not want terrible things to happen to people. But the me who is, you know, having this experience right now is fed the fuck up with black people consistently turning out to try to do what's best for everybody. And everybody else saying, fuck them niggas and fuck me, too. I'm tired of that. The Latino vote, the white woman vote, the white woman vote ratcheted way up like another 25 points or so. Like them hoes said, pink pussy hats, we don't care. Abortion gone, we don't care. All right, then this is literally what y'all asked for. I only hate that it's going to have a negative impact on the people who didn't ask for this. But for those of you who did, I want the worst for you bitches. And I mean the worst. Baby, die on that operating table. Just die.
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Yeah.
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Police pull you over. Well, guess what? Donald Trump said full immunity. So guess you're not making it home tonight. It's just, I hate that I feel that way. But America will push you to this point, which is why again, I'm staying right where I am, or I'm going to. There's a handful of states, what, Maryland, and I'm over here looking at the very few places where I would feel comfortable living. But I'm just so disgusted. I'm so disgusted. And I'm not even blaming the third party people because again, it's not enough of y'all to have made a difference. It is the people who overwhelmingly voted for him. And most of those people are white.
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Me, Kefiri, fuck y'all too.
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That's me. It's. The white people voted in their own best racial interest. And the rest of you voted for supremacy.
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That's what you think that you did. White people. But again, most of y'all, Trump don't get. Trump and his constituents would not spit on you if you were on fire, smile, flames, like, literally roast like you bitches, like he don't. You're sheep. You're sheep and Donald Trump is your shepherd.
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My God, it's, you know, it's that, it's the fact that whiteness matters to them more than anything else. They'll never give it up. All the, all of the protections and the privilege that come with it. They're not letting that go. And so here we are. Essentially, we're right back here.
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As long as you're broke, fucking cross eyed, thin lips, dumb maggoty mouth asses can still feel like you're better than somebody else. Girl, fuck me not having health care. Fuck me not being straight and even safe in these streets. Fuck if I can, you know, afford bread.
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Literally.
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The President still makes me feel like I'm better than Negroes. Mexicans, which you just any Latin person, Dominican, Puerto Rico, it don't matter. Mexican, you know what I'm saying? Like Asian, Haitian, People eat cat like, I hate. I want. I want to set up a personal fighting league where it's just me and y'all. Like, I don't even want to.
B
Yeah. Oh, friend.
A
Again, not gagging like, it was literally, like, the essence of America versus a Negro woman.
B
Yeah. Any woman. They didn't elect Hillary either.
A
That's what I'm saying. So a woman was. So we should have known sense. Who also read your dumb ass. Like, no, it was never. They were never going to. You know, they were never gonna do this. In this possibility.
B
Yeah.
A
But, yes, it's the fact that it really still happened. Everything that you said, this has been wide open. This ain't some whistleblower as, oh, let me tell you what she said type shit. Like, wide open ignorance, hatred, violence, manipulation. All of these things. And the popular American vote said, yep, bring him back. Bring him right now.
B
Right now. Y'all heard that man say Israel should be allowed to finish the job. And you said, how about we turn the Gaza Strip into a Trump Strip and add a Trump Hotel and a Disneyland also, as well. Like, y'all heard the things this man has said, and you said, that is exactly what I want for me and my fellow Americans and for America to do abroad. That y'all really chose this. Like, it's not.
A
And locally, if you piss me off, I feel like I should be able to send the military into your cul de sac to blow shit up.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
And you were like, ooh, can't wait. Do I get, like, a side of ranch I don't understand?
B
So y'all let your desire to have the same sort of protections that the white man has, or your disdain, your ignorance for queer people, trans people, black people, all sorts of minorities. It's a combination of that that y'all allowed to, you know, just take over your hearts. This is who you are. It's probably always been who you are, but some of you clearly have been recruited, which I don't. I don't know. I. You know, it may come out that we are finding out about widespread cheating or voter manipulation or whatever else, but as it stands right now, I'm disgusted. I'm just. I'm just disgusted with the majority of you.
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B
I'm the one who don't belong here though. And the crazy thing is that like I don't Belong nowhere. I don't belong nowhere. It's nowhere in this world I can go and be my full self and that. Be accepted and valued and welcomed. Nowhere.
A
Wakanda.
B
True, true. Shuri will hold me down. Sure. He would hold me down. But. But the rest of this, it's like, yeah, I don't belong here. And where do I belong? Where am I supposed to go?
A
Wherever the black fuck you want to if you pay your goddamn taxes. Grown adult woman. And I dare a to tell you can't. That's what type of time I'm on. Like, that's literally all I'm saying. Because you can go with your fucking Lululemon and your goddamn Ray Bans and bubbling whatever the fuck you want to. And you know, it is your legal right to the privacy to do that, even though most of you wear, you know, your Trump regalia and stuff, probably to the polls. But let me tell you what you can't do. Get on a flight with me and Pastor somebody about Coke and a Pepsi. Cause Donald Trump's not gonna save you there, bitch. And I'll beat your ass. I'll beat the nigga next to you ass. So, like, he's done this before.
B
His supporters have gotten themselves into all manners of fuckery and trouble. And he's been like, okay, well, did nobody tell y'all to do that? That's. Y'all bad. So, again, you signed yourselves up for this. You signed the rest of us up for this. And, you know, voting for Kamala Harris, you know, in an economic sense, is not in my best interest. My taxes will be lower under Donald Trump, because Donald Trump, that's what he's going to do. And still, I was not in a position to want Donald Trump to be president because I care more about human beings having what they need than people who already have enough money having even more money. I'd rather see the richest of the rich be taxed in a way that they won't even feel so that your kids can have teachers who are paid well and healthy food to eat and clean air and clean water. And y'all said, actually, I heard Trump is going to get rid of the Department of Education and the epa. And I want all of that gone.
A
Even you bitches. Even you idiot bitches, not me carrying on to be able to go to a doctor child and receive help. That should be your right. If it means that Donald Trump and his friends have to sell a boat, you decided them n should get three more boats. Even if it means they also get to tell you to whatever to do whatever or not do.
B
Yeah. You have nothing to. Your body don't belong to you.
A
And you as long. As long as those niggers and those trans and those woke, as long as they know that they are beneath me, bitch.
B
Yeah.
A
Not only will that never be a fact, come and say it to my faggot face. You say. You know that feeling inside that you're describing is very much Kendrick Lamar to me.
B
Okay, okay.
A
Like, oh, you want to talk about. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, so we're getting up. You want to fight?
B
They do.
A
Okay. Let me show you that I'm crazy. Go play that game with somebody else.
B
Yeah.
A
Okay.
B
And yet this is where we are. And those of us who didn't vote for this fuckery are going to have to deal with it anyway. And I don't want to HEAR Nothing about 2028. Because Donald Trump, out of his own mouth said, if you vote for me now, you'll never have to vote again. Now, what do y'all think that meant? I guess we'll find out. Girly pops. You know what? I'm not gonna stress out. Lainey's very cute. Somebody in Canada is gonna wanna marry us and take us away. You know? Like, we will. We'll escape, bitch.
A
It was Canadians up there talking about Vote Trump. Sweet girl. Are you cheesing, fam?
B
I mean, there are Muslims in America talking about vote Trump. There are Latinos in America who got here illegally talking about vote Trump, whose families are still here illegally and whose lives will be decimated if all them people get deported. Talking about Trump. Women talking about Bo Trump.
A
I'm gonna start spitting at feet. Like, not at the. Like, spitting at the ground you walk on.
B
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Biblical.
B
I curse the ground you walk upon. Literally, that. Yeah, it's that ugly women who have had abortions talking about vote for Trump.
A
There's this Daffy Duck, sweetie. I don't remember. What the fuck? Daffy? No. Yeah. It is a Daffy Duck where he's, like, getting hunted by, I guess maybe Elmer Fudd, and he pretends to get shot. And then, like, his family comes out and they're all, like, crying and mourning, like, Daffy's death. The youngest, Daffy Duck, turns to Elmer and looks at him, and Elmer does this awkward grin and the little duck just goes.
B
Exactly.
A
That's how I feel. That has made me crack up since I was, like, a baby.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah.
B
Because that's where we. I mean, this is where we are. This is just the reality.
A
It's where we've been, but to Europe, to what you use the word sobering and I think that's a great. Like, this is just like, wow. Yeah. Even after all of this, all of that.
B
Yep. After all of them years, y'all still.
A
Gotta be one of the shittiest flop ass campaigns.
B
Oh, what campaign? That nigga said he had concept concepts of an idea. Again, it had nothing to do with policies. Y'all arguing back and forth. Kamala wasn't left enough. Kamala was too far to the right. Kamala. It was a centrist Kamala. Blah, blah, blah. Nothing Kamala would have said or done or promised would have made a difference. Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is the most likely to be. The more flips and jumps and twists and turns you have to get to a conclusion, the less likely it is to be true. What it boils down to most likely. Racism and sexism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia. The basics, girl. The flour, sugar, eggs, water, baking soda of America. This is how you make the cake.
A
A white man would have cleared him. A white man would have have cleared him.
B
I mean, maybe because so many people are so dedicated to the hatred and the oppression of others that I think a white man would have had a closer margin and maybe even would have been able to win. Especially a younger democratic white man, but not a gay one. Has to be married, kids. No, no, no. Couldn't have been. Not better or what. Who's the Democrat, fun guy? The secretary of transportation. But it couldn't have been. But it would have had to been somebody young, white, with a wife and children.
A
Same energy deliver.
B
Even then. I don't know.
A
Policy even. Don't even know age. Wait, man. I think that it obviously would have been a far closer margin, but I think they probably would have wondered.
B
I mean, maybe we really. We. This happened what, three or four months ago? Kamala. But she wasn't always the nominee. Y'all wanted Biden out because he was too old. It was too too many times he was coming out there and just rambling, Acting like an old ass man yelling at a cloud. So y'all said somebody younger. We got somebody younger. Perfect candidate. On paper, perfect. A lifetime of public service, A lifetime of giving a fuck about the people. And y'all said, I would like the balding, 78 year old reality star with the terrible orange spray tan and the multiple felonies and the rapes. I would like all that. Thank you so much.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
So again, all the extras not really necessary for me because it is so obvious. To me, at least, it seems so simple, that the fundamentals of America is what got us here. The racism, the sexism, the hatred of. And this idea that Donald Trump is a Christian. The same nigga that Donald Trump was the Christian option, y'all. But that's the thing. Like, even though most black people, because, as always, are holding it down for the Democratic candidate, some of the ones who didn't are against Kamala Harris because they don't like abortion or whatever else because of their religious beliefs. But Donald Trump is not a Christian. Kamala Harris is far more Christian than Donald Trump is. It's actually not close. Again, it's yalls desire to have everybody live under what you believe.
A
Some of the same people who have and still used Christianity as a means to legitimize, they do this very same hatred and violence. So when I hear, like, the Christian take from most Trump supporters or conservatively conservatives even, I don't even take it seriously because I'm like, really? The. Probably the only reason you aren't being smited like that you haven't turned into a pillar of salt right here before us is because I still believe that this is God's reality show. And he was just like, yeah, girl, they just be talking. But it's funny because God has nothing to do with anything you talking about.
B
Yikes, yikes, yikes.
A
Not the one I heard.
B
No, no, no. Not my God. I don't know who y'all God is. But this is why I was very deliberate last week when I said, go vote. Go vote for Kamala Harris. And don't. If you're going to vote for somebody else, don't. I just, you know, while I saw this coming, I did not see the popular vote part coming. And that's really what has gotten me. I've been getting text message, you know, how are you feeling? I'm actually fine. As crazy as that is to say, other than this disbelief over the popular vote, I, you know, I knew yesterday, no matter what happens today, when we Woke up on November 6, Lainey has no fucking clue who the president is. She didn't know yesterday. She don't know today. She won't know tomorrow. She has shit she needs regardless. And I signed up to take care of those knees. So I was just like, you know, I know what my schedule is for tomorrow. Go take my daughter daycare, go to the pet store and get her fucking food. And then they had the little Santa's favorite shit out. So I was like, oh, my God, you know, Like, I knew what my job was today to come to work, sit here and do this show with you, and talk about this very shit. But, like, I. It's not like 2016 for me. So much has changed for me since 2016. I started therapy in 2017. I went to grad school and got a master's degree in mental health counseling in the time since. I'm not devastated like I was in 2016. I just can't believe y'all really wanted this nigga back. Y'all really wanted him back. I just. That is what is blowing my mind. Y'all really wanted him back. So I don't belong. I don't belong. I'm the one who needs to leave. This is y'all country. I'm the one who needs to leave. And that's. Yeah, that's where I feel like I am with it now. Like, okay, y'all have made it clear that I'm not welcome. And I've never felt welcome for obvious reasons. But, yeah, this popular vote is letting me know that I'm really not. I need to, you know, figure out what I'm gonna do with myself in my life. Clearly, y'all want me to think about me and my daughter and what I'm gonna do about us and not give a fuck about nobody else. That's the American way. That's what y'all want me to do. And, you know, I'm angry right now, so that's what I feel like doing. That will probably subside, but in the moment, that's exactly how I'm feeling. Well, fuck y'all, too, then. Fuck everybody, then. And I'll just do whatever I have to do to make sure my bills get paid. So Lainey can have what she needs and I can have what I want. I don't want to be that type of bitch. But America will make you that type of bitch. Yeah, My neighbor. Fuck them. Like, what else are you supposed to do? Especially as black people, when we consider consistently hold it down for everybody else. Because holding it down for everybody else is part of holding it down for black people. Even if we don't advocate for people who aren't black, advocating for us automatically helps them because we at the lowest of the totem pole just about everywhere. So now what? Now what? I'm not going to stop caring about niggas. So now what?
A
Yeah.
B
I mean, it's just. I mean, of course we're here, but. Wow, wow, wow. Y'all really have us here. This is just, you know, quite ugly, and I'M I'm praying for the people who did not vote for. No, not even just didn't vote for Trump. I'm praying for the people who voted for Kamala Harris. Because even if you didn't fully agree with her, which I think few of us fully agree with any candidate, you decided that she would be the easier person to work with for the things that you didn't like. And you were right about that. She absolutely would have been. But the majority of the voting population chose to work with the brick wall. And so the brick wall is what we will all have to deal with. Strap in, get ready. Cause here we go again. Here we go again with this bullshit. Whoo.
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Is that it for the election part? Are we doing more of the read? Cause there's somebody else.
A
I didn't have anything else to say. I just wanted to say that I hate each and every single one of y'all, and I welcome anybody who has a problem with it to fight me in person in the streets when you see me.
B
Well, you've always been quite surly. I don't think anybody anticipates running up on you or anything. Like you're intimidating enough as you are.
A
Appreciate it.
B
Yeah. Since we're dragging Americans, I would also like to say these ads for betting on the election. I posted about this on my Instagram stories the other day. But just to reiterate, y'all really have a gambling problem. It's very bad. It isn't good. It was bad enough with every fucking NFL NBA, even college football and basketball y'all are voting on. Which, you know, I know that the sports networks have made it, you know, quote unquote, okay by running the ads they do and even getting involved with like, oh, you know, ESPN bets with the odds or whatever. But when I saw ads encouraging people to vote on the election on some app Couchy or something like that, I said, wow, this is actually out of control. Like if you are repeatedly, and I'm saying this with love, if you are repeatedly spending money that you really do not have to lose in the hopes that it will multiply so that you have enough money to pay for your baby's daycare and put gas in your car. I would just like to remind you that Donald Trump and the Republican Party are the reason you don't have enough to live off on as it is. You know, it just sort of always magically comes back to the state of the world, the state of America and the place we're in. But like, I just, I want you niggas to know that like the, the betting is out of control. Betting on the election is a whole nother, that's a whole nother level. Like y'all, I, I, I'm saying this sincerely and trying not to be derisive. Please seek help. Like go, go talk to the lady. Call thelady.com and also DJ Envy and his wife Gia. Envy.
A
I never knew her name.
B
So for Halloween they have this adorable 8 or 9 year old little girl. For Halloween they let her dress up or directed her to dress up as Lil Kim.
A
Yeah, they did.
B
Now Lil Kim is already, already controversial, but exactly, she does have some child appropriate costumes. However, what Mr. And Mrs. Envy did was not to put this child in anything even remotely age appropriate. They put her in a red one piece that has cuts out two cutouts across the midriff.
A
A sexy bathing suit.
B
I mean it's quite literally the Lil Kim outfit, but for a little girl, red coat, red wig. And it's like they could have even.
A
Put like a pink bodysuit under some. Like they could have even made the Crush on whatever. I'm tired.
B
So. Right. So they dressed this child up to look like Lil Kim in the Crush on youn video. They then filmed this child recreating the Crush on youn video and had her mouthing along two words during Kim's verse. And if you no crush on you, which most of us do. Kim's verse is not even remotely appropriate for children. This 8 year old girl mouthing I'll be undressed in the bra all see.
A
Through.
B
I'll be doing things that you won't regret the only one thing I want to do is freak you. Having her close her mouth or like put her lips over her mouth instead of saying freak you doesn't change the impact here.
A
It's.
B
Whisper in your ear, get you all shook up. What business does a child have emulating this and crush on you? Came out in what, 96, 97. So this child had no way of knowing about the song or video without being exposed to it to her parents.
A
Which is a separate thing for me, if I may.
B
Please.
A
You know how I love one of Victoria Monet's, her costume that she wore with Hazel.
B
Oh, the Supergirl thing. Yeah.
A
This is so clearly a show that Hazel must watch and is obsessed and was like, that's what I want to be. And her mama was like, bet.
B
Cause no adult would pick that.
A
You know, it's like y'all dressing your kids up as like Dae Dae or like Eze or some other shit they have like no context for. I'm just like, you didn't ask them what they wanted to wear. Cause you could have just did something.
B
Them kids wanted to do.
A
Yeah, right.
B
And I'm actually went and got them.
A
A $25 bluey costume.
B
They wanna be Bluey. Did you see the TikTok of the little boy who ran into somebody dressed up as Bluey and had a fucking meltdown?
A
No, but I'm not surprised.
B
I said, how relatable. I also would have lost my. If I was out trick or treating that ran into Bluey. But yes, why the is your four.
A
Year old dresses Fred Sanford? Why, like, of course we're gonna think they're. It's cute they're four in a costume.
B
Right?
A
But like let the baby pick with. I don't know, I mean, I'm not.
B
That's the thing. I'm not opposed to parents picking like something they like and having their kids dress up as that and like take pictures or whatever. But I would hope for whatever their main Halloween celebration is. Trick or treat or a party or Hallelujah night. If you was like me and had to go to church on Halloween. I never got to trick or treat a day in my life. I've never done it ever. Because my mama said, we're going to church, that's it. And that's all. And so I mean, no, because the church knew what we really wanted and had plenty of the good candy and that was all that counted. So we went to church and got candy instead of going around to different houses. But anyway, the point being giving it.
A
Out is way more fun than receiving.
B
I would hope that y'all would let your children dress up as something that they wanted to be for whatever the main Halloween. I'm not against.
A
And maybe you do. And you.
B
And maybe you do. Maybe this is not what she went on, you know, maybe this is not what she went trick or treating as. I would fucking hope you wasn't walking this baby around the suburbs of New Jersey dressed like fucking Kim. An eight year old girl.
A
I don't get it.
B
I'll be undressed in the bra, all see through. Are you out of your fucking mind? Do you want perverts?
A
Lil Kim has so many looks that are not only like iconic in a way that you could put them on a kid, immediately recognize it, but also like, oh, this isn't inappropriate for a kid to. Furthermore, you both have money, so it's not even like there's just no excuse here. You could take something like even the. I wouldn't do this because even like, I think the reference is still inappropriate. But think of like the VMA pasty look. There's a way to do like a purple mermaid look with the wig that a kid wears. Don't include the pasty, obviously, but you could make a kid version of that if you wanted to do it. If you wanted to because you have the money. But like when I heard about this and I looked at what that girl was wearing, I was like, why did you. And then you had her rapping the music, put this on the Internet for people to see, literally. And then pushed back on the backlash.
B
It was those four things for me. You came up with the idea and put her in that get up. You had her mouthing extremely explicit lyrics. You recorded it and put it online. Which, you know, if you were just huge Kim fans, they wanted to FaceTime Kim and be like, look at our baby. That would be one thing. Weird, but still one thing. You then recorded the phone call with Kim and her recreating this video and posted it and posted it to the world. Freak off Internet. What? Full of hoes and degenerates and disgusting sick twisted people. And then double down on it. It's still up if you want to go. As if you, if some pervert wants to go watch an 8 or 9 year old girl talking about freaking him, then he can do that. I just can't believe you put your daughter in that situation. Either one of you, mother or father. I can't believe either one of you put your child in that place. It's not just the lyrics.
A
Like a pink Power Rangers outfit with a pink coat and a pink wig.
B
Damn stuff in it.
A
And then it's Lil Kim, you know what I'm saying? Because Kimberly was the Pink Ranger. So you could have given her like a pink outfit. Pink Ranger outfit and then a pink Lil Kim wig and then a pink little like fake faux coat. Not like a faux fur coat. Yeah, there you have it.
B
Not this, not this. I could not believe them niggas put their child out there. And I just put it up. Thousands of bookmarks on this post right now. Thousands.
A
I know you could see that.
B
Yeah, well, Elon doesn't change it to where you can see how many people have bookmarked something.
A
And oh, these are on Twitter.
B
Oh, yeah. I don't even know about Instagram. I would hate to see on Instagram. I don't even wanna know. But y'all n. I just cannot believe y'all had such little regard for that child's safety. She didn't pick that out. No 8 or 9 year old child chooses to be Lil Kim and Malalong to the Crush on youn video without adult influence.
A
Because it's like there's the bathing suit itself, right? And let's say we know we're at the pool having like a little family cookout. We're going to the beach and for whatever reason, this is the bathing suit that you decided this 8 year old or whatever should be wearing. I personally have like an aversion to quote unquote, like, those types of bathing suits for children. But I also feel like, you know, if you are protecting your kid, looking after your kid, they're comfortable, you're comfortable, whatever. It doesn't automatically seem like indicative of bad parenting or unsafety. But that's like, okay, again, you're at the pool or something like that and you're keeping it to yourself, not even.
B
Talking about a swimsuit. Children swim. Children swim. Yeah.
A
That's what I'm talking about.
B
If the baby was going swimming, I wouldn't have nothing to say.
A
If the baby was going swimming and this was just y'all chilling at the house, swimming, sure. Then it could be a different thing. But you taking a reference of an adult, sexy woman and then like rapping.
B
About sex, rapping about fucking. These lyrics are about like, that's an additive child.
A
Yeah. It's just. I don't get it.
B
Do y'all care about this little girl? Do you? I would never put a Child in that position, I would never, ever, ever in my natural black ass life do all of the things y'all did in this scenario. Dress up.
A
Your other daughter was Aaliyah. What does she have on?
B
Well, so she had, you know, just a regular Aaliyah. I think she had on like a white tank top and some jeans or something. It was like she was covered. And it was still obviously you know, the parents idea. But to have the baby, I guess I don't know if this child is the youngest one. I don't know how many kids these people have, but to have this little girl dressed like that and mouthing along to these lyrics. Yeah, go ahead and tell the fed.
A
Settling, I think is.
B
Is tell the feds to come right over here. Yeah. Because I'm. I'm disgusted and disturbed and I want to know what else is on your hard drive at this point. I'm curious, bitch, because what the are y'all doing over there?
A
I genuinely don't see how anybody was like, yeah, let's do this.
B
Everybody in the credits need to be under federal investigation asap. P. The videographer. If I was the videographer and I was told I'm recording some kids Halloween video, and then I get there and it's this shit. I'm going home, T. Bitches is child pornography. This is not going to be on my goddamn resume. Are you kidding, T? Who made this outfit?
A
I'd be like, okay, is this like some sort of. No, this is going hidden camera show.
B
Like, right, Like.
A
But no, because this is one of.
B
Those what would you do? Show.
A
Yeah. Like, is this. What would you do? Like, am I like, yeah, this is those. Be serious.
B
Are you going to do the right thing in the face of something incredibly up type? I would have thought I was on a reality show. Like, you not know. You got to get up earlier than.
A
That to trick me, Right? Okay.
B
No. You nigga showed up and said, let's get ready with the child's mother and father in the same goddamn video. Is there a reason Gia's big grown ass couldn't have been Lil Kim?
A
It's probably us.
B
And did Envy not think, huh? Me doing the biggie part while my daughter does the Kim part is a little weird and a little gross. Maybe I should.
A
I had a sexual relationship.
B
Yuck. Yuck.
A
That we all know about. Yeah.
B
Am I the only one who cares about these kids?
A
No. Lots of people were upset.
B
God damn.
A
And I love a Kim outfit. On a grown up.
B
On a grown up.
A
And I feel like I've probably seen little Kim outfits on kids before that were cute because they weren't like sexual because they weren't.
B
Right. I'm not the type of person to automatically sexualize kids. Kids running around in just they draws, I don't care because that means nothing to me. Little baby bodies before puberty, they're all the same. So I don't care about little girls or little boys running around with no shirt on, wearing swimsuits at the beach, especially two pieces. Because if you've ever taken a baby to the beach, you will learn very quickly it is much easier to have that nigga in a two piece. So you could just pull the shorts or the bottoms off, have them pee, and then pull them right back up as opposed to some big wet, sticky one piece. Like, no, everybody I know it makes sense because why would you, you, you, you weren't raised having to take care of children. I was. So this is something I know because I've always had to be a caregiver. But two pieces are much easier at the beach. Especially when you trying to teach kids not to pee in the ocean, not to pee in the pool. You know, we need to make this as easy as possible. So I'm not one of them people to be like, kids shouldn't wear swimsuits. Kids shouldn't wear two pieces, bikinis, whatever else. I don't have no problem with that. I don't sexualize children because I don't look at them like that. You sexualized your child. Envy and Mrs. Envy. Y'all dressed that baby up like Lil Kim in a sexual way.
A
That's what I'm saying.
B
Y'all had child mouthing about fucking and scamming niggas.
A
See that swimsuit on that kid at the beach or something like that would have just been like, oh, kid at the beach, right?
B
That swimsuit. I would have been like, okay, it's a little much, but I'm not tripping. I'm not.
A
Right, right. The same way like with like little girls in dance classes.
B
Yes.
A
Like some of the, the outfits in, in like young ballet even. I'm like, that's a bit much. And that's what I'm not.
B
And that's what dance teachers say. Like, parents, before you leave, put your kids street clothes back on. Please do not take your children out in their dance classes. Because you know, they're safe here. But we don't know what people on the street are thinking, and she's in a leotard or whatever else, and we just want to protect the Kids like, that's why more teachers have started saying shit like that. Because niggas are sick. People are creepy and weird about your babies. How are you not? How is their protection and their safety not the first fucking thing on your mind?
A
That's why I have seen like sometimes like, oh, you know, me and the kids went to a water park. One of the kids has on, you know, simple two piece. Not even this, you know something.
B
Yeah, right.
A
And you'll. We might still get comments about, oh, oh, why can I do whatever? And I'm just like, girl, why are you such. The kid is just at the beach and I didn't even. And I'm not even considering the ease of having two piece. Like, you know, like what you just said. Yeah, but yeah, you put this person in a video to be sexy and then lip sync explicit, sexual explicit lyrics.
B
You didn't just dress your baby like her. You had her mouthing along to the lyrics and recorded it as a video and published it to the Internet and defended it and kept it online.
A
Okay.
B
Am I supposed to care more about y'all kids than y'all do? I pray spirit of protection over that child. I pray God's protection over all those children in that house. Because God damn, your parents are clearly a fucking wreck.
A
That was a very bad idea.
B
Extreme on so many levels.
A
It just was.
B
And I'm. I just want to say I'm not one of those people, like, literally before puberty, y'all be mad at like 6 year old girls running around without a shirt on. 6 year old girls and 6 year old boys look exactly the same from the waist up. If you're okay with a little boy being without a shirt, you should be okay with a little girl being without a shirt. They do not have breasts at that age. They are all the same. I'm really not that girl. They're hot as the whole fucking planet is because we're all fucking boiling. And do you think Trump is gonna do something about that bitch? Why is it 77 degrees in New York City on November 6th? We're cooking. My friend was earlier, I was, you know, I was in the group chat with all my niggas and my friend was like, girl, I can't move up north, it's too cold. I said it's too 77 a day. It's not too cold. Come on, you can live here just fine. So I just want this election I knew was gonna be the majority of the episode, the majority of what I had to talk about today, but I had to make sure I did not miss the opportunity to cuss out Mr. And Mrs. Envy for that absolutely ridiculous dumb fuckery y'all did to y'all child for Halloween. Shame on you.
A
It was pretty bad.
B
Go to jail. And yeah, I guess that's gonna be it. To wrap up this week's episode of the Read. Deeply, deeply disappointed in so many of you. But to those of you who are on the right side of history and fighting for the end of global oppression and for the rights of all human beings, you know, obviously this work is not over. But this is a hard day. It's a hard time. And. And take whatever time you need to deal with that. And when you're ready to fight, we'll be right here. Ready? Follow us on social media at this is the Read. Our website is. This is the read.com. you can find our merch and dice over at shop the re.com. i just got a great idea for Merchant. Okay. Anything else from you, Keith Fury before we wrap up?
A
No. Good luck.
B
Yeah, good luck. Take care of yourselves as best as you can and we will see y'all next week. How do you make an Airbnb a.
A
VRBO picture a vacation rental with a host who's showing you every room like you've never seen a house before.
B
Now get rid of them. There you go. No host ever. Now it's a verbo. Make it a verbo.
A
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The Read – Episode: Flop Nation
Release Date: November 7, 2024
Host/Author: Loud Speakers Network
Introduction
In this intensely passionate episode titled "Flop Nation," hosts Kid Fury and Crissle delve deep into the tumultuous landscape of American politics post-election, interspersed with segments celebrating Black Excellence and critiquing contemporary pop culture. Balancing sharp humor with raw emotion, the hosts provide listeners with a candid look into their frustrations and hopes amidst a challenging societal backdrop.
1. Black Excellence
Honoring Young Achievers
The episode opens with Kid Fury celebrating West Muhammad, a remarkable 14-year-old who made history as the youngest freshman at Coppin State University, marking a significant milestone for Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs). Fury highlights Muhammad's academic prowess, noting, “He started reading at three and was in first grade by four years old” ([02:36]).
Allison Felix’s Empowerment Initiative
Crissle shifts the focus to Allison Felix, lauding her launch of "Always Alpha," a sports and management firm dedicated to elevating female athletes. Felix's mission to advocate for better representation and provide strategic support underscores the importance of empowering women in athletics. Crissle remarks, “There's that. So, I mean, love her and love that” ([05:07]).
2. Pop Culture and Celebrity Critiques
Beyoncé’s Halloween Costumes
The hosts transition to a spirited discussion about Beyoncé's Halloween costumes, praising their creativity while poking fun at the obsessive scrutiny they receive. Crissle comments, “Beyoncé always has an incredible Thanksgiving. Her Halloween costumes are consistently great” ([06:46]).
Pamela Anderson’s Controversial Appearances
Kid Fury criticizes Pamela Anderson’s recent appearances, mocking her choice of costumes and questioning her intentions. “She look like Drew Carey,” Fury jokes ([07:24]), highlighting the absurdity of certain celebrity fashion choices.
Little Miss Espresso and Jenna Ortega Collaboration
The conversation shifts to Little Miss Espresso’s collaboration with Jenna Ortega, where Fury expresses admiration for the blend of pop culture and horror elements. “It's cute... doing, like, a tribute to a movie that is near and dear to me and going full gore, full freak” ([08:31]).
3. The Read: A Scathing Political Rant
Host A’s Outrage Over Election Results
At [09:03], the episode takes a sharp turn as Host A launches into a vehement tirade against the United States, expressing profound disappointment and anger over the election outcome. “America, I want you to hear me. You're a flop. It’s a flop” ([09:09]).
Critique of Voters and Political Leadership
A relentless critique follows, targeting voters who supported Donald Trump and condemning the political choices that led to what the hosts perceive as the country’s decline. Fury aggressively states, “And maybe you’ve been stupid for pretty much your whole life” ([10:34]), showcasing the depth of her frustration.
Host B’s Agreement and Personal Struggles
Crissle echoes the sentiment, sharing personal feelings of alienation and contemplating leaving New York City due to the political climate. “[26:03] I feel like this place is not for me. It’s never been for me, obviously, right? Black queer woman. It’s never been for me...”
Impact of Election on Personal and Community Life
The discussion delves into the broader implications of the election on marginalized communities, with both hosts expressing fears for their safety and well-being. “We are the world and Tamil. A man that we want to. I want belt to ass. I don’t give a fuck” ([15:30]).
Host A’s Expanded Rant on Societal Issues
Kid Fury’s rant intensifies as she condemns systemic racism, sexism, and the rise of hate, lamenting the loss of progressive values. “These are things... Racism and sexism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia” ([52:36]).
4. Parenting and the Sexualization of Children
Criticism of Inappropriate Halloween Costumes
A significant portion of the episode addresses the troubling trend of dressing children in sexually suggestive costumes. The hosts vehemently criticize a specific incident where parents dressed their 8-year-old daughter as Lil Kim, mouthing explicit lyrics. Crissle exclaims, “Y’all had child mouthing about fucking and scamming niggas” ([77:33]).
Defending Appropriate Parenting Choices
Kid Fury defends appropriate parenting, advocating for costumes that allow children to express themselves without sexualization. “If the baby was going swimming and this was just y’all chilling at the house, swimming, sure” ([72:56]).
Raising Awareness on Child Safety and Media Influence
The hosts emphasize the responsibility of parents in safeguarding their children from inappropriate influences, criticizing the normalization of sexual content in children's media. “You didn’t just dress your baby like her. You had her mouthing along to the lyrics and recorded it as a video” ([79:08]).
5. Closing Remarks
Final Thoughts and Resolutions
As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reiterate their sense of alienation and resolve to focus on personal and community well-being. Crissle reflects, “I just. That is what is blowing my mind. Y’all really wanted him back” ([40:55]), while Kid Fury sums up their collective frustration with a fierce declaration, “I hate each and every single one of y’all” ([62:16]).
Encouragement to Listeners on Social Media and Merchandise
Despite the heavy themes, the hosts encourage listeners to stay connected through social media and check out their merchandise. “Follow us on social media at this istheRead. Our website is thisistheRead.com” ([81:02]).
Conclusion
In "Flop Nation," Kid Fury and Crissle deliver a no-holds-barred exploration of their disillusionment with the current state of American politics and society. Through passionate rants and insightful critiques, they shed light on the challenges faced by marginalized communities while celebrating moments of Black Excellence. This episode serves as both a venting platform and a call to action, urging listeners to reflect on their roles within the broader societal framework.
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Disclaimer: This summary faithfully represents the content and sentiments expressed in the podcast episode "Flop Nation." The language and viewpoints presented reflect the hosts' perspectives and are not endorsements or reflections of external opinions.