Trevor Wallace (2:19)

Oh, yeah. My bad. Let me just. Let me. There we go. Now it's like.

Bobby (2:26)

Is that comfortable?

Trevor Wallace (2:27)

Yeah, it's like a hammock now.

Bobby (2:29)

Is it?

Trevor Wallace (2:29)

Yeah, I'm comfortable. Well, you have a rock that's fitted like a chair. You have like a headrest. This. This is the most dangerous rock that could be by my head. Like you're trying to impale me.

Bobby (2:41)

Do you want to go a little bit lower?

Trevor Wallace (2:44)

No, this is good. I like it. I like this dynamic. You're looking down on me. You maybe drive to Long beach to Hang myself. Listen, if one more Tick Tock bombs, I'm putting this around my neck.

Bobby (2:55)

Are you?

Trevor Wallace (2:56)

No. Instagram's good.

Bobby (2:58)

Instagram is good. Tick Tock is not.

Trevor Wallace (3:00)

Yeah, you know how it is.

Bobby (3:02)

Yeah. No, I feel you.

Trevor Wallace (3:03)

You know how it is.

Bobby (3:04)

I don't.

Trevor Wallace (3:05)

You're comfortable.

Bobby (3:06)

I'm actually surprisingly comfortable right now, but it's. I can't stop laughing at how uncomfortable you.

Trevor Wallace (3:12)

I just have no hips, so it's just going straight into the scoliosis, the vertebrae.

Bobby (3:17)

You have scoliosis?

Trevor Wallace (3:18)

Not yet. I can't show her up on her own. Show all the comments. Wow. Typical man. Taken over. So I thought I played that pretty smooth, but if you zoom in, like, I wasn't struggling and I poured Aquafina on myself to sweat. Sweat before. How should I sit?

Bobby (3:34)

That's great.

Trevor Wallace (3:35)

Yeah. Hey. Okay. Oh, sorry. Blur that.

Bobby (3:38)

Yeah, I feel really uncomfortable with how the harness is sitting on him because I don't know where to look.

Trevor Wallace (3:44)

Okay, I'm good. How are you that comfortable? Alani? Energy. Okay, I'm good.

Bobby (3:53)

I am that comfortable because I drink Prime.

Trevor Wallace (3:56)

Yeah, good save.

Bobby (3:57)

My sister wrote some questions for you. Maybe we should just start. I'll break the ice.

Trevor Wallace (4:01)

Yeah.

Bobby (4:02)

You have a girlfriend?

Trevor Wallace (4:03)

I do.

Bobby (4:05)

How old is she?

Trevor Wallace (4:06)

26.

Bobby (4:07)

Really? See? Like, young girls.

Trevor Wallace (4:09)

That's one way to put it.

Bobby (4:11)

Yeah. You're kind of old.

Trevor Wallace (4:14)

Me?

Bobby (4:14)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (4:15)

I'm unk. That's 26. That's.

Bobby (4:19)

No, you're not 26.

Trevor Wallace (4:20)

How old is your boyfriend?

Bobby (4:22)

He's also 26.

Trevor Wallace (4:24)

No.

Bobby (4:25)

Yeah. And you are 43.

Trevor Wallace (4:29)

Delusional.

Bobby (4:30)

I'm 28.

Trevor Wallace (4:31)

Oh, wow.

Bobby (4:32)

But you're 32.

Trevor Wallace (4:33)

Wait, you're older than your man?

Bobby (4:34)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (4:36)

Damn.

Bobby (4:36)

By a year and a half.

Trevor Wallace (4:37)

You love being a mama. We can move on.

Bobby (4:43)

That was horrible to say, Trevor.

Trevor Wallace (4:45)

What? You're older than him.

Bobby (4:46)

You barely.

Trevor Wallace (4:48)

You're still older than him.

Bobby (4:49)

Why is it different when you're older than yours?

Trevor Wallace (4:51)

You got me there.

Bobby (4:53)

How much older are you? You're 26? 27?

Trevor Wallace (4:56)

28?

Bobby (4:56)

29? 30. 31. 32. Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (4:58)

Six years older.

Bobby (4:59)

That's a lot of. You're 30. No, you're seven years older.

Trevor Wallace (5:02)

32. 26. Four. Two. 20. It's six years older. We got to get you back in school.

Bobby (5:10)

How did I get seven?

Trevor Wallace (5:12)

Six. Seven. Don't do it.

Bobby (5:14)

Okay, so you're six years older, but you have a problem with me being one and a half years. I could call you things for being older.

Trevor Wallace (5:21)

What?

Bobby (5:22)

I don't know. Pedophile.

Trevor Wallace (5:25)

Oh, interesting. No, no, no. She. She's 26.

Bobby (5:30)

Yeah, but you're 46.

Trevor Wallace (5:32)

I like how it goes up.

Bobby (5:34)

Do you know, I thought you were younger.

Trevor Wallace (5:35)

Everyone says that. I still get auditions for like a Disney bully and I'm like, how my back hurts. I'm too old for this.

Bobby (5:43)

Have you booked a role as a Disney boy?

Trevor Wallace (5:46)

No.

Bobby (5:47)

Do you want to be a Disney boy? No, I feel like they play. They often have really old men playing that. Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (5:55)

If that's what's in the cards for me, then I'm down. But no, I'd rather not.

Bobby (5:59)

Have you ever booked any roles?

Trevor Wallace (6:01)

Yeah, I was in Just sit still, Trevor. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, I've done some movies.

Bobby (6:12)

What were they?

Trevor Wallace (6:13)

One on Hulu, one coming out with.

Bobby (6:16)

Ask where they were. Like, I didn't ask where they were featured. I asked what were they.

Trevor Wallace (6:21)

Oh, I played a drugs. A vape store employee.

Bobby (6:23)

Okay.

Trevor Wallace (6:24)

I played a. What did I play? Oh, a rich dad's son who gets exploded in a truck. I played a gas station employee and then a drugstore employee. In this. In this new one coming out, a lot of low end jobs. People look at me and they go, this guy needs a zen and minimum wage.

Bobby (6:49)

Is that how you feel about people that work those jobs? They're low end. Trevor, at what point were you going to tell me that my fat was hanging out of my stomach?

Trevor Wallace (6:57)

That should be on your producer. That's not on me.

Bobby (6:59)

No, that's on you.

Trevor Wallace (6:59)

You're the one. I wasn't gonna say.

Bobby (7:02)

You noticed it.

Trevor Wallace (7:03)

Yeah, of course.

Bobby (7:05)

That's so embarrassing.

Trevor Wallace (7:07)

I love people. Who they are, who, however. You. What?

Bobby (7:11)

That's so rude.

Trevor Wallace (7:13)

Like Drake said.

Bobby (7:14)

What did he say?

Trevor Wallace (7:15)

My women. Bbw. Big beautiful women.

Bobby (7:18)

You're calling me a big beautiful woman?

Trevor Wallace (7:20)

Yeah, but you said it. You were like, hey, my fat's sticking out. Bbw.

Bobby (7:27)

You're supposed to say, no, you're not fat. Is that what happens?

Trevor Wallace (7:30)

You're not.

Bobby (7:30)

Girlfriend says that to you. She's like, oh, I look fat today. And you're like, yeah, you do. I double down like fat women.

Trevor Wallace (7:36)

I say, hell yeah. Posting your story. Who got the plug for Ozempic? No, you are not. You are not. You are. You are very stunning.

Bobby (7:47)

You don't have to. You have a girlfriend. I'd prefer if you didn't compliment me at all.

Trevor Wallace (7:50)

So what do I say? You're a knife.

Bobby (7:52)

You can say I'm ugly and fat.

Trevor Wallace (7:54)

Okay, you are ugly and fat.

Bobby (7:55)

That's so rude.

Trevor Wallace (7:56)

Ugly, fat, stunning. One time somebody called me ugly. Hot. Is that good? Or bad. Oh, like, what do you do with that? Like how. Like, how do you digest that? That's like skinny fat. Like, what do you say back to that? Ugly. Hot.

Bobby (8:09)

Ugly hot. That's interesting. I wonder if a lot of people would agree with that about you.

Trevor Wallace (8:13)

I think so. I think it's. For me, it's about angles. I think from the front, not bad. From the side, aerodynamic. I look like this goddamn rock over here. I got a tough side angle.

Bobby (8:21)

Do you?

Trevor Wallace (8:21)

Looks like the Seahawks logo. It's not good.

Bobby (8:23)

I'm so glad that's the angle we're getting you from. You might want to start looking at your thing.

Trevor Wallace (8:29)

Hello, YouTube. Blur the bulge. There's not much, but blur what's left. Yeah. So what was the question? I'm sweating because I'm.

Bobby (8:43)

Because why?

Trevor Wallace (8:44)

I'm hanging from a rock now. These are tough questions. They are good questions.

Bobby (8:47)

Do you have a lot of money?

Trevor Wallace (8:51)

I guess. Depends who you ask.

Bobby (8:53)

Your girlfriend?

Trevor Wallace (8:54)

I think I'm successful at my job, but I don't. I don't think.

Bobby (8:57)

What is your job, Trevor?

Trevor Wallace (9:00)

Sound like my dad.

Bobby (9:01)

What is your actual job, Trevor?

Trevor Wallace (9:02)

Stand up Comedy tour tickets on sale right now. Joe Wallace. Com.

Bobby (9:05)

Are they on sale?

Trevor Wallace (9:06)

Yeah. I'm going on tour in, like, three weeks.

Bobby (9:08)

Are you excited?

Trevor Wallace (9:09)

Super excited. I do that and then I.

Bobby (9:11)

How many people go to your shows?

Trevor Wallace (9:13)

The biggest venues? 3,000. And the smallest is, like 700.

Bobby (9:18)

That's a lot of they. And they sell out or nobody goes?

Trevor Wallace (9:20)

They sell out.

Bobby (9:21)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (9:22)

Yeah.

Bobby (9:22)

3,000 people?

Trevor Wallace (9:24)

Yeah.

Bobby (9:26)

Are you one of those people who won't just sit still trying?

Trevor Wallace (9:28)

I'm trying. Do you think this is a bit. I'm really trying, but, like, where would you. Where would you put your foot?

Bobby (9:34)

Look, I'm not even putting my head there. Just, like, find a spot for your foot and kind of lean back a little.

Trevor Wallace (9:38)

Can you lift me up a little bit?

Bobby (9:39)

No, you have to climb up. You have to climb up if you want to get up, Trevor. Just climb a little bit.

Trevor Wallace (9:44)

What was the question?

Bobby (9:47)

Do you have a lot of. No, dad. Do you sell out every show?

Trevor Wallace (9:50)

Not every show, but a majority.

Bobby (9:53)

How many shows do you have coming up?

Trevor Wallace (9:54)

38.

Bobby (9:56)

How much money do you make from a tour? Is that too personal?

Trevor Wallace (10:01)

No, I mean, you spend a lot. It's a lot of experience.

Bobby (10:03)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (10:04)

Hotels.

Bobby (10:05)

He's struggling to hold on to you.

Trevor Wallace (10:07)

Hotels and Howdy has like, this. This. Oh, almost said back shot. How do you guys like this side shot? Do I make a lot of money at shows? Yeah, but it's a lot of expenses. You got to pay for other comedians. The flights, the hotels, the. You know.

Bobby (10:21)

Yeah. Other comedians.

Trevor Wallace (10:22)

Who do you pay for an opening act?

Bobby (10:25)

You pay them?

Trevor Wallace (10:26)

Yeah.

Bobby (10:26)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (10:27)

Yeah.

Bobby (10:28)

Who's your. Can you.

Trevor Wallace (10:30)

Where. Where am I supposed to put my foot?

Bobby (10:32)

I don't know. Someone helps Lexi help him out. That one looks like you could really just tuck your knee right over that one.

Trevor Wallace (10:40)

This one? You know, how about I just. We can play footsies.

Bobby (10:45)

Oh, God.

Trevor Wallace (10:46)

Okay. I got it. We're actually good here.

Bobby (10:47)

Okay.

Trevor Wallace (10:48)

Sorry, what was the question?

Bobby (10:49)

Why don't you hold on and just keep your hand there so you stop moving so much?

Trevor Wallace (10:53)

Yeah.

Bobby (10:55)

No, you look cool. You look great. Yeah? Yeah. Your girlfriend is really gonna stay with you after she watches this? Not going to.

Trevor Wallace (11:05)

I hope she sees this and is like, yep, that's my final straw. Was him straddling a rock. The kids wall rock. The kids wall rock.

Bobby (11:16)

Yeah. It's pretty low. Point of your life. Do you want kids?

Trevor Wallace (11:20)

I do.

Bobby (11:20)

How my name Two. Why two?

Trevor Wallace (11:23)

Cuz my parents had two. I was one of them. I want boy, girl.

Bobby (11:29)

You don't get to choose.

Trevor Wallace (11:32)

Is this like a woke podcast?

Bobby (11:35)

That's not.

Trevor Wallace (11:35)

Is this like.

Bobby (11:36)

You don't get. What do you mean?

Trevor Wallace (11:38)

Oh. Oh.

Bobby (11:38)

How would you choose? That's the opposite of being woke, I feel.

Trevor Wallace (11:42)

Oh, I thought. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. Yeah.

Bobby (11:45)

How are you planning on choosing boy and girl?

Trevor Wallace (11:48)

I think you can buy the music you play in the hospital, in the delivery room. If you play Diplo, it'll be a guy.

Bobby (11:56)

And if you play Claro. I don't even know what that is.

Trevor Wallace (11:59)

You don't know Claro.

Bobby (12:00)

No.

Trevor Wallace (12:02)

Yeah. You really are 28.

Bobby (12:04)

Oh, it's an old person.

Trevor Wallace (12:05)

No. Oh, Clara's young.

Bobby (12:06)

Oh, okay. Am I gonna get in trouble for saying that?

Trevor Wallace (12:10)

No.

Bobby (12:10)

Like people are gonna.

Trevor Wallace (12:10)

Good music. Songbird of our generation.

Bobby (12:13)

Really? I've never heard.

Trevor Wallace (12:14)

She's like the Drake of indie music.

Bobby (12:16)

You think you can choose your children's genders?

Trevor Wallace (12:21)

I think I could do a good gamble on, like, prize picks or something. Over under. Maybe that's DraftKings. I don't know. Give big.

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Bobby (14:26)

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Trevor Wallace (14:49)

Coca Cola for everyone.

Bobby (14:52)

Pick up some Coca Cola at a store near you. You can choose.

Trevor Wallace (14:56)

Can you choose?

Bobby (14:57)

Yeah. If you do ivf. Yeah, it's really expensive. It's a whole thing to do, a whole process for that.

Trevor Wallace (15:05)

I would love them equally whatever they.

Bobby (15:07)

Yeah, you just prefer if they're boy and girl.

Trevor Wallace (15:09)

You look like you could be in Cirque du Soleil. And I mean that as a compliment.

Bobby (15:13)

Okay, I'm not taking that as a compliment. Especially because you said that.

Trevor Wallace (15:17)

Oh, I'm so sorry about that.

Bobby (15:18)

Yeah. Who's the celebrity that you hate?

Trevor Wallace (15:20)

Bobby Altoff.

Bobby (15:21)

No, that's a Celebrity that I hate. I'm not a celebrity, so that doesn't work. Actually.

Trevor Wallace (15:27)

I'll move around less. Who's a celebrity that I hate? Yeah, this is a great question.

Bobby (15:30)

You're gonna make it very hard to blur this episode. I'm gonna actually invoice you for the editor's job of blurring.

Trevor Wallace (15:37)

You get it in 4K. Honestly, is that.

Bobby (15:41)

Is that legal? Do you think this goes against YouTube's policy to. Have you.

Trevor Wallace (15:45)

Have you seen a Milk Boys video? They put full areolas in the thumbnail.

Bobby (15:50)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (15:50)

I don't know.

Bobby (15:51)

But you just make that up.

Trevor Wallace (15:53)

Probably.

Bobby (15:54)

He just make that up. Lexi.

Trevor Wallace (15:57)

Yeah.

Bobby (15:59)

Do you know that for sure?

Trevor Wallace (16:01)

Yeah. Have you? Yeah. Their video. Their thumbnails are crazy. And if anything, keep the bulge in. I don't think anyone's ever watched me do stand up or seen a video of me and be like, that guy's packing. So if there's ever a chance for me to show that, do you think.

Bobby (16:13)

They'Re gonna.

Trevor Wallace (16:16)

Send me this cut? Austin, I'm tired of being on the Internet, known as an average guy. I'm done with it. What a better platform than this channel to show, you know, there's a couple boulders in this gym that aren't mounted. Who's a celebrity that I hate? God. I really want to answer that.

Bobby (16:37)

Who's a celebrity you've had a bad experience with? Who's not me?

Trevor Wallace (16:40)

Like. Like what? Are we talking, like, Hollywood or, like, Internet?

Bobby (16:42)

You know what? Let's talk Internet and then Hollywood.

Trevor Wallace (16:46)

Okay. Can you lead the way with something?

Bobby (16:48)

You don't have to. No. Because I asked you the question, right?

Trevor Wallace (16:52)

What if I stop moving? Will you give me an answer?

Bobby (16:55)

I'll be more likely to give you an answer.

Trevor Wallace (16:57)

I met you once at a Rams game, and you were very cold to me.

Bobby (17:00)

Was I?

Trevor Wallace (17:01)

Yeah.

Bobby (17:01)

I forgot that I met you. And then on my way here, my.

Trevor Wallace (17:04)

Sister said, can you put this around my neck?

Bobby (17:06)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (17:06)

You didn't even know who you're rock climbing with?

Bobby (17:09)

No, I was on our way here. I was like, oh, yeah. Like, I haven't met him. And looks. He's like, yes, you did. Because when you met him. Because I guess we had a photo that we were in together.

Trevor Wallace (17:17)

Oh, I was in the back. Yes.

Bobby (17:19)

Yeah, Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (17:20)

I was in the. I was in the background. One of your. That's my claim to fame. When I go on stage, I go, you've seen this guy in the back of Bobby's photos?

Bobby (17:27)

Sort of.

Trevor Wallace (17:27)

No. I went up to you because we used to have the same agent at the time.

Bobby (17:31)

Oh, yeah.

Trevor Wallace (17:32)

And I was like, oh, maybe she's familiar. And I was like, I asked you something about, like, where tequila was. And you're like, I don't.

Bobby (17:38)

I don't think I acted like that.

Trevor Wallace (17:40)

Honestly, I know this is all a bit. But, like, it was like, oh, do you know what the tequila is? Because you're making a drink and you're like, get away from me, you ginger folk. Get away from me. You can't sit still. You're a loser, and you have small hands and you can't rock climb and you're going to sweat Visa across from me and every. No, no, I think I just mumbled. I was like, tequila. And you're like, what? I guess that's all.

Bobby (18:02)

What a. I remember my sister was so excited. Yeah. So see, by blood, you had no idea. Like, do.

Trevor Wallace (18:11)

Girl, you have the phone? You know. You know, you know. Okay, I'm not Drake, but we Both flying in PJs with our meat out. Cut that part.

Bobby (18:20)

I didn't know.

Trevor Wallace (18:21)

Okay.

Bobby (18:22)

She was like, her and both of her ex boyfriends used to watch you.

Trevor Wallace (18:27)

Yeah, a lot of ex boyfriends love me. Ex boyfriends, stepdads.

Bobby (18:30)

Can you believe both of them, though? She told me stories of two different ex boyfriends. Liking.

Trevor Wallace (18:34)

She's got a type.

Bobby (18:35)

People who. Like Trevor Wallace.

Trevor Wallace (18:37)

Yeah, she's got a type. Unlike some of us in here.

Bobby (18:39)

Panned. This girl right there.

Trevor Wallace (18:43)

And what are you. Could you describe what your exes look like? And I'll tell you, for the average.

Bobby (18:47)

Consumer, exactly what you would expect. Go ahead. Military.

Trevor Wallace (18:52)

Oh, yeah. I love the military. And military, for the most part, loves me, which is awesome.

Bobby (18:57)

They do.

Trevor Wallace (18:57)

Yeah. Do. Well, they're. Are you, like, watching my.

Bobby (18:59)

And like, are you woke or conservative?

Trevor Wallace (19:02)

I don't. I'm.

Bobby (19:03)

You're just in the middle of.

Trevor Wallace (19:04)

I'm just hanging from a rock.

Bobby (19:05)

I just wonder. Because they're mostly conservative people, I feel like.

Trevor Wallace (19:09)

I think I do stuff for both sides. Like, I'll make a video talking about guys who drive, like, Camaros. And then I'll also, like, make fun of, like, baristas. So, like, you can really appease both. But yeah. My. My celebrity.

Bobby (19:21)

That's crazy. Do you know what I realized?

Trevor Wallace (19:23)

What?

Bobby (19:25)

That your number one fans are my number one haters. I think military. That's mine.

Trevor Wallace (19:31)

Get this. Bobby Altoff does not support the troops.

Bobby (19:35)

My sister is a troop. So I said, you're in the.

Trevor Wallace (19:37)

Would you served.

Bobby (19:40)

I. I think that in life, the reason she Served was so that I could have this to throw at her. Every time an interview got awkward, I could just. Like. That was her soul.

Trevor Wallace (19:47)

That is a great, like, cop out. I knew that my grandpa served.

Bobby (19:50)

You can't. I have, like, a. I have a person in the military.

Trevor Wallace (19:54)

What branch? Oh, okay. And the exes were Navy. Checks out. All I can do is make her exes laugh. And they're fighting for a country, so that's good.

Bobby (20:05)

No, I. I love that.

Trevor Wallace (20:07)

So.

Bobby (20:07)

So I support the military.

Trevor Wallace (20:09)

I'm sorry.

Bobby (20:09)

I support the troops. Don't say I don't so much.

Trevor Wallace (20:12)

Whoa. As well. Yeah. You're so.

Bobby (20:13)

I'm not gonna. You're not gonna cancel me.

Trevor Wallace (20:15)

What's your favorite brand ever?

Bobby (20:17)

Of the military?

Trevor Wallace (20:17)

Yeah. All.

Bobby (20:18)

All of them.

Trevor Wallace (20:19)

Good answer.

Bobby (20:20)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (20:20)

Where were you on January 6th?

Bobby (20:23)

What was on January 6th?

Trevor Wallace (20:26)

Honestly, a good answer. Because you're not. You're for the country. Good answer.

Bobby (20:31)

Where was. What happened that day?

Trevor Wallace (20:33)

A lot of her ex boyfriends were somewhere with hats on in D.C. storm the Capitol.

Bobby (20:39)

Oh, that's. That's the happened. I know. I knew that happened.

Trevor Wallace (20:42)

Another one of those run clubs, I think.

Bobby (20:44)

Yeah, No, I wasn't there.

Trevor Wallace (20:47)

Good.

Bobby (20:47)

Should I have been?

Trevor Wallace (20:49)

No.

Bobby (20:50)

Were you there?

Trevor Wallace (20:51)

What's that?

Bobby (20:51)

Were you there?

Trevor Wallace (20:52)

I missed the party. Full link. I didn't get the invite.

Bobby (20:57)

Okay, well, maybe next time they storm.

Trevor Wallace (20:59)

The Capitol, they would see me and be like, you can go home.

Bobby (21:02)

Really? Why?

Trevor Wallace (21:03)

What would I do? I'd be out of breath to talk.

Bobby (21:05)

I feel like they all look like you.

Trevor Wallace (21:07)

No, really. They all look like Green Bay Packer fans.

Bobby (21:10)

I've never seen a Green Bay poker fan.

Trevor Wallace (21:13)

Kind of like Austin.

Bobby (21:14)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (21:15)

Oh, that's a lot of capital vibes. Lose the glasses. Get an ax. That's. That's your Jan6 brother right there.

Bobby (21:22)

Wow. Are you insecure about your height?

Trevor Wallace (21:25)

No. I'm six foot.

Bobby (21:26)

You're not six foot. You're five ten.

Trevor Wallace (21:27)

Get out the tape measure.

Bobby (21:29)

Do you think you're six feet? Really?

Trevor Wallace (21:32)

Yeah. Unless I shrug.

Bobby (21:33)

I say five' ten online. I feel like it's online.

Trevor Wallace (21:37)

Lies. Well, one time a doctor told me I was five, eleven, and three fourths, and that really pissed me off. Like, why you can't give me the 1/4? Like, what did I do to you? Did I park in your spot? He said 5, 11, 34.

Bobby (21:51)

Where did they come up with 5, 10?

Trevor Wallace (21:53)

I don't know. The Internet? Lies.

Bobby (21:54)

I don't think you're six feet tall. You didn't feel taller than me. Trevor is not six Feet tall. Let my sister knows this to be a fact, and everything she says is. Is 100% true. He's 59. On a good day.

Trevor Wallace (22:10)

That's my one claim to fame. Six feet tall, decent hair. Still has.

Bobby (22:14)

I feel like you're holding a little bit too thinning out. I am. We both have the same receding hairline.

Trevor Wallace (22:21)

But to make it. To have this type of hair 32 is a blessing, guys.

Bobby (22:24)

32 is not. No. Comb your hair back again.

Trevor Wallace (22:27)

What?

Bobby (22:27)

I feel like you cover hairline reveal. Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (22:29)

Hairline check.

Bobby (22:30)

No, actually, why are you doing a little bump it? Like, pull it back? Yeah, that's.

Trevor Wallace (22:34)

Please. No, I was a little offended when she talked about my hairline because it's like. It's like a deeply, deeply, deeply rooted insecurity. Every, like, you know, four weeks ago in the mirror and I'll go, is that. It's not. Look at an old photo of me. And I was always kind of in a peak. Yeah, man. Once this goes, I'm all face. A nose. But this is good for 32 year olds also. It's LA. I can get hair.

Bobby (22:56)

32 is not that old.

Trevor Wallace (22:58)

Have you seen people? Okay. Did you go to college?

Bobby (23:01)

No. Are you shaming me?

Trevor Wallace (23:03)

Yes.

Bobby (23:03)

Okay, go ahead.

Trevor Wallace (23:04)

But a lot of the guys went to college with. Are they started balding like 22. So I feel like for my hair to be.

Bobby (23:10)

Where'd you go to college? That they started balding at 22. I've never seen a 22 year old balding.

Trevor Wallace (23:14)

Are you serious?

Bobby (23:15)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (23:16)

I don't know, but to have this much.

Bobby (23:17)

I think you're balding young prematurely.

Trevor Wallace (23:22)

I know, like, the bit on this podcast is being mean, but, like, that one actually hurts.

Bobby (23:25)

I'm not trying to offend you.

Trevor Wallace (23:27)

This just the truth.

Bobby (23:28)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (23:29)

Prime makes my hair fall out. Is this video sponsored by Prime?

Bobby (23:32)

No, not anymore.

Trevor Wallace (23:33)

Losing circulation in my left leg. So I'm losing my hair, but I'm also losing my left leg. I can really be a pirate in the future.

Bobby (23:40)

Look at. You can just get comfy.

Trevor Wallace (23:41)

Like, are you actually comfortable?

Bobby (23:42)

I actually could sleep here.

Trevor Wallace (23:45)

Okay, so you're in a bdsm.

Bobby (23:48)

Ew.

Trevor Wallace (23:49)

You said that you could, like. Okay, guess we're not doing jokes today. All right.

Bobby (23:54)

BDSM is crazy. This is comfortable bdsm. Are you into that?

Trevor Wallace (23:59)

No.

Bobby (24:00)

Would you do that?

Trevor Wallace (24:01)

Get pegged?

Bobby (24:02)

Is that what that is?

Trevor Wallace (24:03)

I don't know.

Bobby (24:05)

What is it? I feel like it's just being tied up, right?

Trevor Wallace (24:09)

Yes, it's kind of like this.

Bobby (24:10)

But why do you know that?

Trevor Wallace (24:13)

That's a good question. Why do I know that?

Bobby (24:14)

Are you. Have you done that before?

Trevor Wallace (24:16)

This is, like, just what guys would do when they're younger. You'd all share one computer and you'd all Google, like, weird stuff. I remember being middle school and going on boobs dot com. That was one of the best days of my life. There's no way this is gonna work. 12, 29. But we. We were like, there's no way boobs.com will take us there. And then we hit enter.

Bobby (24:37)

Wait, what does it take you to guess? Really?

Trevor Wallace (24:41)

Just boobs dot com.

Bobby (24:43)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (24:44)

No, it's. It's. It's out. It's real.

Bobby (24:47)

And you were just. You're like, 12.

Trevor Wallace (24:48)

We had no idea. We were like, what?

Bobby (24:50)

Do you have a sister?

Trevor Wallace (24:51)

I do. She's two years older than me.

Bobby (24:54)

Did you ever find out you were looking up boobs.com?

Trevor Wallace (24:56)

She was with us.

Bobby (24:59)

She's also looking. She's like, I want to know what they're going to look like when I get older.

Trevor Wallace (25:03)

I don't think I can comment on this.

Bobby (25:05)

Well, is there a. A thing guys want?

Trevor Wallace (25:09)

I wanted armpit hair really bad growing up.

Bobby (25:10)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (25:11)

Because all the kids in the locker room had it, and I didn't have it yet. So I really.

Bobby (25:15)

Is that the guy? The equivalent to boobs?

Trevor Wallace (25:19)

No. Maybe. But, like, I remember putting on deodorant, but it was nothing. Like, I wasn't sweating, but I got a crazy mile we ran today, huh, fellas? Drown myself in AX Body spray.

Bobby (25:28)

You can still sweat without hair, right?

Trevor Wallace (25:30)

But, like, you didn't smell at that point.

Bobby (25:31)

Like, I like, you wanted to smell.

Trevor Wallace (25:33)

I just wanted to be a man. So I like.

Bobby (25:35)

Did your voice get manlier?

Trevor Wallace (25:37)

I don't think it has yet.

Bobby (25:38)

I was wondering maybe it was less like that before, though.

Trevor Wallace (25:40)

Yeah, I guess it was like that. I wanted to. I hit puberty late and.

Bobby (25:44)

Did you? Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (25:45)

I would shave, like, my mustache, but there's nothing there.

Bobby (25:47)

We're too late. Bloomers.

Trevor Wallace (25:48)

Yeah. But I think it pays off in the long run.

Bobby (25:50)

Did it? It helped us.

Trevor Wallace (25:52)

For you. I don't know about me. My hairline looks like this rock.

Bobby (25:56)

That's how mine looks, too. Do you think I have a big forehead?

Trevor Wallace (26:02)

No. I think if you put a.05 camera to it, hell, yeah. That would look like a. The eighth planet. Ninth planet.

Bobby (26:10)

Do you think I have a better hairline than you?

Trevor Wallace (26:12)

Yeah.

Bobby (26:13)

People say I have a lineup.

Trevor Wallace (26:14)

You do.

Bobby (26:15)

I do.

Trevor Wallace (26:16)

You do have a lineup. Who's your Barber.

Bobby (26:19)

I go to the same one as my boyfriend.

Trevor Wallace (26:21)

Are you serious?

Bobby (26:21)

No.

Trevor Wallace (26:22)

I don't know.

Bobby (26:24)

No, I just. My. Do you know my whole childhood, I was so insecure. I didn't think you did. I was finishing my sentence. I was so insecure because, like, girls usually have not a lineup, you know?

Trevor Wallace (26:34)

Yeah.

Bobby (26:35)

Like I have a man's hairline. It goes like that. And I, I was so insecure of it.

Trevor Wallace (26:40)

You gotta do like the white chalk.

Bobby (26:44)

I should do that.

Trevor Wallace (26:44)

You should do that.

Bobby (26:45)

I should just really commit to it. I don't have to. I did commit to it by with.

Trevor Wallace (26:49)

Nature, but I think my legs went purple.

Bobby (26:52)

They're not, I'm not gonna lie to you. His leg is turning purple. But I'm not gonna agree with him because if I say that, he's gonna try to cut the interview and I'm not about to have the rest of the interview take place on the floor. So I don't really care that his leg is turning purple if it starts turning. Like, what's the stage after purple? This episode is brought to you by ebay. Before all the algorithm fed blah and the endless sea of dupes, shopping used to feel more fun. Find that feeling again on ebay. It's not mindless scrolling. It's a fashion pursuit. And when you score that rare Adidas collab or the Dior saddlebag, you've been manifesting, it's a rush. Ebay has millions of pre loved finds from hundreds of brands backed by authenticity guaranteed things people love.

Trevor Wallace (27:38)

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Bobby (28:07)

Everything. I'm an insecure person. Are you insecure?

Trevor Wallace (28:11)

Yeah.

Bobby (28:12)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (28:13)

Yeah.

Bobby (28:13)

I don't feel like you are.

Trevor Wallace (28:14)

I think deep down I am, but I don't present it.

Bobby (28:17)

Really? What are you insecure about?

Trevor Wallace (28:18)

This career. You got to make this last a lifetime.

Bobby (28:21)

Yeah. That's scary.

Trevor Wallace (28:22)

73 Be like swipe up like if a natural accident happens at 53.

Bobby (28:26)

Thank God. I, I, I'm scared about that. Wait till you have kids. It's some more pressure.

Trevor Wallace (28:32)

You know why? Because they can watch your videos. This is bombing.

Bobby (28:36)

No, no, because you have to support them forever. And you're like, oh, I have to make this, like, lost for my whole existence, you know?

Trevor Wallace (28:42)

Yeah.

Bobby (28:43)

Do you own a house?

Trevor Wallace (28:44)

I do.

Bobby (28:44)

I'm so jealous of you. I need to start a stand up comedy. That's where the money's at.

Trevor Wallace (28:48)

Drew. I know they're paying you.

Bobby (28:53)

What, are you gonna send a prenup?

Trevor Wallace (28:56)

Am I?

Bobby (28:57)

Are you gonna. Yeah, you are her.

Trevor Wallace (29:00)

I don't care.

Bobby (29:01)

Really.

Trevor Wallace (29:02)

Whatever, you know, whatever happens, Life happens. In life, everything happens for a reason. You take all my money, Everything happens.

Bobby (29:08)

Do you really believe that everything happens for a reason?

Trevor Wallace (29:10)

Absolutely.

Bobby (29:11)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (29:11)

Absolutely. I'm not like a 2, 2, 2.

Bobby (29:13)

Everything happens for a reason. I feel like I take that too literally because I don't think everything happens.

Trevor Wallace (29:18)

Well, I think, yeah, but. But there's some malfunctions.

Bobby (29:21)

Why do children die then? Oh, that's just what goes. As a mom, I'm like, does everything. Does not happen.

Trevor Wallace (29:27)

Everything Asterisk.

Bobby (29:29)

What does that mean?

Trevor Wallace (29:30)

Like, everything but the fine print. Okay, everything but what? Bobby will ask me on the podcast. I don't know, but, like, people get.

Bobby (29:37)

Sick for a reason.

Trevor Wallace (29:38)

Okay, let me change your perspective.

Bobby (29:39)

Okay, go ahead.

Trevor Wallace (29:41)

Two sides to every coin. Okay, so something negative happens. What's a positive? Some positive happens. What's a negative?

Bobby (29:46)

There can't be a positive of your children getting hurt.

Trevor Wallace (29:50)

There can be more regulation and rules implemented.

Bobby (29:54)

You don't have kids yet, so you can try to find a positive in that. But once you.

Trevor Wallace (29:57)

Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a trap question.

Bobby (29:59)

It's a horrible.

Trevor Wallace (30:00)

And it would be weird if I did have a plan for that. It'd be weird if I didn't answer that right away. I've been thinking.

Bobby (30:05)

All I'm saying is that once you have kids, you realize that not everything happens for a reason. Some things happen.

Trevor Wallace (30:10)

So your kids were an accident?

Bobby (30:13)

I didn't say that.

Trevor Wallace (30:15)

Have you had these yet?

Bobby (30:18)

My kids were intentional.

Trevor Wallace (30:20)

That was a bit.

Bobby (30:21)

I wanted to be a teen mom if I could have been a teen mom.

Trevor Wallace (30:24)

That's how you started, right? You're doing like, mom.

Bobby (30:26)

I was 22 when I had my daughter, but I would have gladly been a 14 year old that got pregnant. I was so jealous. At my high school, there were 14 year olds that got pregnant. I was like, it's always in P.E.

Trevor Wallace (30:35)

You never knew they were pregnant. And then all of a sudden, one.

Bobby (30:37)

Piggy shows up and they just had a big belly. And you're like, oh, my God.

Trevor Wallace (30:40)

The teacher's like, I guess you're not running the mile.

Bobby (30:43)

Then they're gone. You lost them. Yeah, I. I wanted to be that person so bad.

Trevor Wallace (30:48)

So how old are you? How old are you going to be when your kids are, like, 21 and, like, going off to college and, like, drinking and, like, having fun? Are you going to be a cool mom or.

Bobby (30:54)

I'll be 40.

Trevor Wallace (30:56)

Okay, so you'll probably still be with us.

Bobby (30:58)

So don't say that. Don't put that in the world I'll be with forever. Go ahead.

Trevor Wallace (31:03)

God bless. So I'm just wondering, like, are you going to be like, a overbearing mom or you're going to be like, you have fun.

Bobby (31:08)

Are you going to be an overbearing parent?

Trevor Wallace (31:10)

Probably, but I don't want to be like, I'll, like. I'll be like, overbearing, but I'm sorry. Here's a Michelob.

Bobby (31:15)

Are you going to let your children. Okay. Drink. What's.

Trevor Wallace (31:19)

Yeah, it is alcohol.

Bobby (31:20)

So you let your children drink?

Trevor Wallace (31:21)

Yeah, but I want to do it at, like, my place. Like, you guys drink here and nobody's driving.

Bobby (31:24)

I will say that my parents did let me drink, and I think that's why I'm not super crazy about alcohol to this day, you know?

Trevor Wallace (31:31)

Yeah. Because they get out of your system.

Bobby (31:32)

They were like, you can, but you must call us to pick you up.

Trevor Wallace (31:37)

I think that I. Yeah, I just want to feel like they can feel comfortable if they are drunk. They would call me.

Bobby (31:41)

What would you do if your girlfriend told you right now she's pregnant? Would you marry her? Oh, God, no.

Trevor Wallace (31:49)

I would. I would be happy. I'd be so happy.

Bobby (31:52)

Would you?

Trevor Wallace (31:53)

Yeah.

Bobby (31:53)

I hope she's pregnant, then Trevor.

Trevor Wallace (31:59)

I. I hope for twins. Let's double down if I'm already gonna be there. Yeah. You know what? Actually, I like this logic. If I'm already gonna go through. Not me. But if she's already gonna go through the pain of kids. Make it two. Let's have twins. Because I want two. So let's just get them out of the way.

Bobby (32:12)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (32:12)

Fraternal guy and girl. Boom. Checks that box.

Bobby (32:15)

Okay.

Trevor Wallace (32:16)

But I feel like I talked to a lot of guys in entertainment who either do, like, stand up or videos. Like, oh, my. Once I realized I had purpose and it's being this person's father, my whole life changed because now I'm like, all I care about is views. I'm like, that's such a lonely, depressing life. But then you have kids and then they.

Bobby (32:30)

And then the views really matter. Because now you're paying bills for the kids.

Trevor Wallace (32:33)

Yeah, but now you can tap into the mom content. Hello, Facebook.

Bobby (32:37)

Do you use Facebook?

Trevor Wallace (32:38)

I have a fan page that I post a bunch of videos on there.

Bobby (32:40)

I only have fake Facebook pages that are like, I need to get shut down.

Trevor Wallace (32:44)

You post on there.

Bobby (32:46)

I'm like, take them over. Because, like, they have a lot of followers. Yeah, but they post stuff that's crazy and pretend to be me.

Trevor Wallace (32:55)

It's. There's, like. There's, like, 12 creators that post on there.

Bobby (32:58)

And you make money.

Trevor Wallace (32:58)

Yeah.

Bobby (32:59)

How much?

Trevor Wallace (32:59)

Like YouTube monetization.

Bobby (33:01)

Really? Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (33:02)

You should get on there.

Bobby (33:03)

Honestly, fuck.

Trevor Wallace (33:03)

I post you on there. Being like, there's no way this is going to hit. And then I'm like, oh. And it's nice because you post and forget and you, like, you don't care.

Bobby (33:08)

Are you on Snapchat? Snapchat's good money.

Trevor Wallace (33:11)

It's just post everything everywhere.

Bobby (33:13)

Do you run your own Snapchat page?

Trevor Wallace (33:15)

No.

Bobby (33:15)

Yeah. Who runs it?

Trevor Wallace (33:17)

My guy, Max. Shout out Max.

Bobby (33:19)

How much do you make on Snapchat?

Trevor Wallace (33:21)

I don't know.

Bobby (33:22)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (33:22)

Probably around YouTube numbers.

Bobby (33:26)

How much do you make on YouTube?

Trevor Wallace (33:27)

Probably around Snapchat numbers. It's. It's. It's.

Bobby (33:32)

Are we, like, over. Under 100k?

Trevor Wallace (33:34)

Oh, way under. Oh, really?

Bobby (33:35)

Yeah. Are you.

Trevor Wallace (33:36)

Are you clearing that?

Bobby (33:37)

No, I just felt like you were.

Trevor Wallace (33:40)

No, no.

Bobby (33:40)

Just be honored that I think you're that much.

Trevor Wallace (33:42)

Thank you. Why would I be? You don't even know who I am. You're driving here, like, who's this man? The tequila guy? The Rams game? Well, I didn't remember that, but before coming here, you. You're like, I've.

Bobby (33:53)

No, I know you're a comedian. I've seen your clips.

Trevor Wallace (33:55)

I like the hesitation on that. I've seen your art, whatever you want to call it.

Bobby (33:59)

I've seen your work.

Trevor Wallace (34:01)

I get those DMs. Sometimes they'll be like, hey, like, just got broken up with by my, like, ex. He loves you. Can I get, like, free tickets to the show just to spite him?

Bobby (34:08)

Do you get pun?

Trevor Wallace (34:09)

No.

Bobby (34:10)

Do you ever respond to fans and do things they ask ever? You've never.

Trevor Wallace (34:14)

Unless it's something that I like. Would be like, oh, this would be really, like, a fun experience. Like, somebody one time was like, hey, I broke my foot. I'll be sitting in the front row. Can you sign my cast? I'm like, absolutely. Somebody brought a baby up to me on stage, and I was like, what'd.

Bobby (34:25)

They ask you to do with it?

Trevor Wallace (34:26)

The Baby, baptize it.

Bobby (34:28)

Shop. Did you hold it?

Trevor Wallace (34:29)

I held it on stage like the Lion King.

Bobby (34:31)

How cute did that make you? That make you want a kid you've really never done? I have this era, and this is gonna. I don't even know if I want to say this, because then people are gonna, like, like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna get more than I already do, where I would just give so much money to people that were like, DMing me. Their sad stories, not so much, but I was, like, paying people's bills.

Trevor Wallace (34:50)

Like scammers and like, no, no, no.

Bobby (34:52)

I would look at their pages. They were like moms and stuff. And then I was like, okay. I. I also have to be smart and not like.

Trevor Wallace (34:57)

But what goes around comes around. So I'm sure it's not.

Bobby (35:00)

It hasn't came back around yet, but hopefully it does. I was like, you know, my business manager's like, maybe you should stop sending thousands.

Trevor Wallace (35:06)

He's like, you already sent 350,000 to someone.

Bobby (35:09)

No, no, no. There were. There was. The. The last one that I ever did was this girl who lived in another country.

Trevor Wallace (35:15)

Okay.

Bobby (35:15)

And it became such a hard task because she was like, her country only accepted, like, certain it needed. It sounds like a scam, but it needed to be. Like, I was being scammed probably, but I was like. I tried to send it to her on PayPal like, four times, and then I was like, okay, at this point, like, I'm trying to send your banks calling you.

Trevor Wallace (35:33)

Like, what are you doing? Money? Is this illegal? Oh, that does.

Bobby (35:36)

One time I did just a Nigerian prince.

Trevor Wallace (35:38)

Yes.

Bobby (35:39)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (35:40)

Once this interview comes out, do you know how many DMS you're going to get of Nigerian princes?

Bobby (35:43)

Like, can I get, please?

Trevor Wallace (35:44)

My leg got bit off by a tiger. Help.

Bobby (35:46)

I do, like, those teacher, like, wish list clearing things now, but I don't do, like, do. What do you do for the world?

Trevor Wallace (35:53)

That reminded me of a story one time. Somebody was like, hey, I'm down $500. Oh, you did financially. And you're like, fuck, no, I blocked him. But I know she asked for $500. She said she's really financially struggling. And I said, okay. And I. And I said, here you go, here's $500. Sorry. Going through this. Hopefully this helps. And like, two days later, she goes, hey, also, this bill is coming up.

Bobby (36:12)

Yeah, yeah.

Trevor Wallace (36:12)

When the fires happened in la, I donated. I did.

Bobby (36:15)

It's. I believe you. I know you're.

Trevor Wallace (36:17)

No, I need to get this on camera because I never. I never said it Publicly good guy, big bulge. When the fires happened in Palisades, I did four shows in LA and donated all the proceeds to the lace of you. Yeah.

Bobby (36:26)

Good job.

Trevor Wallace (36:27)

And I built one home.

Bobby (36:30)

Huh?

Trevor Wallace (36:31)

What are you saying?

Bobby (36:33)

What were you saying?

Trevor Wallace (36:34)

I don't know.

Bobby (36:34)

Okay. I had one person who did the same thing where I gave them money.

Trevor Wallace (36:38)

Yeah.

Bobby (36:38)

And they started Venmo requesting me for money after. And I was like, this is. I've given you $500, and now you want to just. It was like, open the door. And I was like, okay, this is crazy, because now I feel rude. Like, somehow you're making me seem like a bad person after I gave you five. And what's funny is, I'm not, like, rolling in money. I'm not in any position to just be giving out thousands of dollars, but I do it. And then I'm like, I shouldn't have. I kind of needed that.

Trevor Wallace (37:02)

I like the funny ones. Like, somebody sent me a message, was like, hey, just got broken up with. Can I get 10 bucks for a beer? And I'm like, absolutely.

Bobby (37:09)

Yeah, that's easy.

Trevor Wallace (37:10)

I. I like donating to people. If I'm, like, driving, just had the stop sign or whatever I have. I've given shirts off my back to just people at the underpass.

Bobby (37:17)

You're such a good person.

Trevor Wallace (37:18)

I try to be.

Bobby (37:19)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (37:19)

Hopefully it comes around.

Bobby (37:20)

Yeah. Don't cancel him. Play these clips after.

Trevor Wallace (37:23)

And I. Zelda lady. Yes. Last night, 20 DOL dollars. She came up to me and she gave me this whole spiel, and I was like, oh, no, I believe you. Like, you're good. She says she's going through a tough time. And then she was, like, showing me, like, photos of, like, relatives. And I was like, this is like a live Sarah McLaughlin commercial. I will pay the money. And I Zelda, $20. And then she commented on it, said, thank you.

Bobby (37:41)

That's cute. Yeah, that's sweet.

Trevor Wallace (37:44)

What makes you laugh? Do you laugh?

Bobby (37:47)

Yeah, sometimes. Something.

Trevor Wallace (37:50)

What do people say to you on the street? Because I feel like since a lot of my videos. Not that you've seen them. I. Lot of my videos, I'm, like, more, like, amped or, like, more energetic. Like, people walk up to me and they, like, yell because they want to match the energy.

Bobby (38:00)

What are you thinking?

Trevor Wallace (38:01)

People say, walk up to you just with resting face, and they go, ew.

Bobby (38:06)

Is that what they do then? Is that what I do to you?

Trevor Wallace (38:09)

The Navy does that? No, not at all. You're a very nice person.

Bobby (38:12)

Okay.

Trevor Wallace (38:12)

I think you're very Talented. I was very excited to get this email.

Bobby (38:15)

What's your claim to fame right now?

Trevor Wallace (38:17)

This.

Bobby (38:18)

Trevor, what's your actual claim to frame, man? Like, really? What's your.

Trevor Wallace (38:22)

This is. This is sad. And I don't. I'm not, like, stoked on it, but, like, there was a specific era in, like, 2019 when there was this video about White Claw, and I, like, coined this phrase, and it just went crazy. And I would see this phrase, like, hung up in, like, bars and on, like, flags.

Bobby (38:38)

What's the phrase?

Trevor Wallace (38:39)

Novel C. T shirts. Ain't no laws when you're drinking claws. Okay, so that was, like, really big, and I feel like that was bigger than me, which is, like, funny. Not trying to be deep, but, like, I saw it in a bar. I took a photo. I was like. And the guy's like, oh, you like that? I was like, oh, yeah, it's from my video. He's like, no, it's not. I was like, oh, it is bigger than me. And I'd see it at, like, Venice beach, like, on T shirts and, like, I don't know. Maybe that was my hawk. Tua. Whoa. So my claim to fame is, like, maybe that. I don't know. There's got to be something else. I did a lot of, like, frat boy humor still kind of do. I meant, like, my claim to fame.

Bobby (39:11)

I don't know. I feel like when you ask that question normally, it's like, my cousin is like a. There's like, Justin Bieber or something.

Trevor Wallace (39:19)

Oh, oh, oh, oh. I got you.

Bobby (39:21)

I guess. I guess I asked the wrong question. Then who's your claim to fame? I guess. Or, like, what?

Trevor Wallace (39:24)

I'm related to somebody who signed the Declaration of Independence.

Bobby (39:26)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (39:27)

Robert Morris?

Bobby (39:28)

Congratulations.

Trevor Wallace (39:30)

That's all I get?

Bobby (39:31)

I don't know. I don't know anything.

Trevor Wallace (39:32)

Wrote the Constitution.

Bobby (39:35)

He signed the Declaration?

Trevor Wallace (39:37)

Yeah. He just signed it at the end. He's like, all right, type his name's on it. Robert Morris. Yeah. What?

Bobby (39:42)

How are you related to him?

Trevor Wallace (39:44)

It's a great question.

Bobby (39:45)

Are you actually. Or is that just a story your parents told?

Trevor Wallace (39:47)

No, that's real.

Bobby (39:48)

Really? How do you do?

Trevor Wallace (39:49)

Proof? No, my dad told me at Thanksgiving after he told me he had a first wife, which I didn't know about.

Bobby (39:56)

Really? Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (39:57)

He told us when we were 22 that he was married before my mom. I was like, what the fuck? He's like, I told you.

Bobby (40:01)

Were you mad?

Trevor Wallace (40:02)

I thought it was funny that he told us at a Cheesecake Factory, like, what a place to break the news. Hey. You almost weren't here. Thank God. I got a divorce.

Bobby (40:10)

What happened to his first wife?

Trevor Wallace (40:12)

She. He got back from classic movie, he gets back from business trip. There's a note on the table. Hey, we're not meant for each other.

Bobby (40:19)

Are you happy that happened?

Trevor Wallace (40:20)

Am I happy?

Bobby (40:21)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (40:21)

I wouldn't be here if they stay together.

Bobby (40:23)

It's crazy.

Trevor Wallace (40:24)

He'd have some other dumb son. Who wouldn't be hanging at a rock climbing gym on a Sunday at 9pm sweating with his receding hairline.

Bobby (40:33)

Why are you sweating?

Trevor Wallace (40:34)

What?

Bobby (40:35)

Why are you sweating? I ask again, That's a great question. Noticed you are sweating. I'm not sweating.

Trevor Wallace (40:40)

You're not sweating?

Bobby (40:41)

No, I'm so not.

Trevor Wallace (40:45)

My left leg has lost feeling 25 minutes ago. I'm sweating, sweetheart. I'm sweating.

Bobby (40:53)

Thank you.

Trevor Wallace (40:54)

I don't know, I'm just sweating. There's a light on me. I was at the beach before this, so I just. I feel like I smell like beach.

Bobby (40:59)

You know what I mean? I'm so far away from you, thankfully.

Trevor Wallace (41:01)

That I can't see smell anything, but yes, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, that was probably for the better. No, I'm like disgusted with myself.

Bobby (41:07)

Are you?

Trevor Wallace (41:08)

I can smell like what I smell. I'm like, oh, God. I almost showered before coming in as well. I was like, I'm gonna sweat so much.

Bobby (41:13)

Why did you. Yeah. Not like, prepare more to be here today.

Trevor Wallace (41:18)

What are the other questions?

Bobby (41:19)

Oh, let's see. What? My sister does.

Trevor Wallace (41:21)

Your sister do all the research and then you show up and you're like, I was breastfeeding. I don't have time for questions.

Bobby (41:27)

Exactly. What happens?

Trevor Wallace (41:29)

What age? Okay, I have a mom question.

Bobby (41:30)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (41:31)

When do you know they're done breastfeeding and do you wean them off?

Bobby (41:33)

It's a great question, Doctor.

Trevor Wallace (41:34)

You still doing it?

Bobby (41:36)

What do you mean?

Trevor Wallace (41:37)

Like, when does it stop?

Bobby (41:38)

When you stop supply and demand.

Trevor Wallace (41:41)

No, but like, you, like, you're like, hey, you're done breastfeeding, then your supply goes away. Your body knows you can turn. It's like a valve you can turn.

Bobby (41:47)

On, off supply and demand, you know, it's like if you want it, if you're still using it, then it's gonna create it. If you stop using it, it's going to stop creating it.

Trevor Wallace (41:56)

I wasn't super close to my mother growing up.

Bobby (41:57)

If you could tell, were you?

Trevor Wallace (41:59)

Not in family ways. But I never asked her these questions. I love my mother. She's very supportive, but I never asked her this.

Bobby (42:04)

Breastfeed you?

Trevor Wallace (42:05)

I don't know. I think so. If I find out I'm a powder baby, oh my God, I'd be so.

Bobby (42:09)

Do you want to get cancelled? Talk about things that can get you cancelled?

Trevor Wallace (42:13)

What?

Bobby (42:13)

Say you are against formula and you're about to ruin your whole career.

Trevor Wallace (42:16)

That can get you canceled.

Bobby (42:17)

But your career is white.

Trevor Wallace (42:19)

I'm anti formula. Is that bad?

Bobby (42:23)

No, but your fan base isn't women, so you'll be fine.

Trevor Wallace (42:26)

Dude, my fan base is probably still breastfeeding. Honestly, as adults, breast is best. I don't. They're telling me to say that I was breastfed. Look how I turned out. Six foot, insecure, famous in Long Beach. What else would you want from a child? Listen, you can do powder, but just know your baby will be bullied in the future.

Bobby (42:50)

Women would get very offended by you having anything negative about formula.

Trevor Wallace (42:55)

Yeah, I would hope they wouldn't take my opinion serious because we're rock climbing right now with an Alani Energy near my head. I would hope that they'd be like, maybe this isn't cnn.

Bobby (43:03)

They will.

Trevor Wallace (43:04)

Maybe this isn't addressing the nation.

Bobby (43:05)

So mod for anything, really. Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (43:08)

Well, also. So you made mom content for a little bit, right?

Bobby (43:10)

Yeah, I did.

Trevor Wallace (43:11)

And would you get like other moms in the comments, like talking shit?

Bobby (43:14)

Always. Really?

Trevor Wallace (43:16)

Like, I feel like mom content does. Well.

Bobby (43:18)

It does great, but it's only for moms. Yeah, but no. Yeah, but that's like the number one person that's buying stuff online is a mother. But. So it does great. But I still do mom content. Just not. Not this obviously, what you do. Kind of like I'll post TikToks and stuff. And I still post like the back of my children's heads.

Trevor Wallace (43:41)

The. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah.

Bobby (43:43)

Do you know there's a brand of powdered formula that is named Bobby? So I would love to have a brand deal with them. They're very natural, I assume. I don't actually.

Trevor Wallace (43:51)

How's it natural? It's pea protein.

Bobby (43:53)

Okay. Do you want to get canceled? I'm trying to save you so many times.

Trevor Wallace (43:56)

No, no, no. I. I love formula. I use it every day.

Bobby (43:59)

It keeps people alive.

Trevor Wallace (44:00)

I use that in athletic greens. I use Bobby in my athletic greens. Promo code. Natural.

Bobby (44:07)

I. I just think that if you can breastfeed and it works for you, it's great and it's very healthy and you should do it. If you can't, then it's a good.

Trevor Wallace (44:15)

Thing we have formula. When they do the powder, do they put it.

Bobby (44:19)

I don't know. Because I breastfed my children.

Trevor Wallace (44:22)

Okay.

Bobby (44:23)

I don't know. I don't know what the powder is. I never bought it, but they put.

Trevor Wallace (44:27)

It in like a fake breast. Yeah.

Bobby (44:29)

A bottle.

Trevor Wallace (44:31)

No, there's like ones because there's ones that like dads can buy when the mom's out of town.

Bobby (44:35)

That's not the standard. That's not the normal. Not every dad at dad had one. Okay.

Trevor Wallace (44:40)

Happy Thanksgiving.

Bobby (44:43)

I'm glad your dad had that.

Trevor Wallace (44:44)

I'm losing circulation in the left side of my body now. It's moved up it as long until.

Bobby (44:50)

Your legs turn purple. This doesn't. You're. You're chilling.

Trevor Wallace (44:54)

Yeah. No, you're good. What's the next question?

Bobby (44:58)

Why do you hate mothers?

Trevor Wallace (45:00)

Because I'm not one who's.

Bobby (45:01)

Who's the most annoying type of person that you are is in your comments. Like what. What do they all have in common?

Trevor Wallace (45:07)

The actually guy. Any comment that starts with well, actually, no, no, no, no, no, you're not.

Bobby (45:15)

What are they actually to you?

Trevor Wallace (45:17)

Like if I like make a reference or something and it's wrong. Well, actually, that's how it is on.

Bobby (45:22)

Mom for moms though.

Trevor Wallace (45:23)

Yeah.

Bobby (45:24)

It's like, well, actually, you're wrong about everything actually. You shouldn't do this, you shouldn't do that.

Trevor Wallace (45:27)

I don't know. In my head I'm like, let's just keep it simple. Either hahaha emoji or like mad face emoji in the comments. Yes or no?

Bobby (45:34)

I feel like you shouldn't be able to talk in the comment section. Like you shouldn't be able to say anything negative.

Trevor Wallace (45:39)

I think you should have to upload a photo of yourself when you're commenting. It's always people that have families. Their profile photo is like. It's like they're like a baseball coach and our son's in the photo.

Bobby (45:49)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (45:50)

And they're saying insane. It's like, huh. Maybe put an anime photo before you talk like the rest of the idiots.

Bobby (45:56)

Maybe just use a fake. You're doing it from your. Your family profile is crazy.

Trevor Wallace (46:01)

Crazy. I. I've never thought about doing that. But yeah, that is.

Bobby (46:04)

You should ruin. I. I'm all for ruining people's lives here and there.

Trevor Wallace (46:08)

Yeah. Well, the reverse would be like, I get DMS every once in a while, you know, after show.

Bobby (46:12)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (46:12)

Say I had a good set. I'm not gonna say, but let's say I did.

Bobby (46:14)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (46:15)

You get a message that says, it's like a woman at the show and she goes, let me suck you.

Bobby (46:19)

Oh, My God.

Trevor Wallace (46:20)

Okay. And then I tap the photo. She's got a man in the photo. I go, how would Keith feel about that?

Bobby (46:24)

You were thinking about it. And then you topped the photo and were like, oh, never mind.

Trevor Wallace (46:28)

Well, I was like, does he want to join?

Bobby (46:31)

No, I'm saying, do you ever actually listen to these people in the deal?

Trevor Wallace (46:34)

No. No, no, no.

Bobby (46:35)

Okay.

Trevor Wallace (46:36)

But I just. Seeing that, like.

Bobby (46:38)

No. I get a lot of disgusting dms from men with girlfriends and wives and everything.

Trevor Wallace (46:43)

And I'm like, But it's crazy.

Bobby (46:45)

If I ever found out my friend was DMing people and nasty.

Trevor Wallace (46:51)

Do you check his phone ever?

Bobby (46:53)

If I could if I wanted to. I don't. I don't think that's like a. Oh, my right leg is.

Trevor Wallace (46:58)

Now that's what I'm saying. Why do you think I'm holding on to this damn nub over here?

Bobby (47:01)

I was like, wait, is my foot asleep?

Trevor Wallace (47:03)

No. It's like I put my foot against the wall right now, and I didn't feel anything. I was like, this is not good. This is not good. Tomorrow I'm gonna be like Patrick the star on the ground under a rock. My arms aren't gonna work. My left foot's gone. All right, here. I. This. This is not natural as. As the best clip question right now. Why I look chill.

Bobby (47:22)

Are you mad that you're short? She wrote that.

Trevor Wallace (47:26)

I am not short. Bobby keeps saying I'm short, but honestly, I can't hear her from down there. Maybe if I was 5, 10, I could. What's. What's up? What's up up here in the clouds? I don't hear. I don't hear my haters. Huh? I'm literally six foot.

Bobby (47:41)

Do you feel like you are? I feel like six feet is like. It's not tall. Is that. I feel like that's like. Like, entry level.

Trevor Wallace (47:52)

It's like. It's like that's when you become a man. They say in the Jewish community, it's when you get a bar mitzvah. Six feet.

Bobby (48:00)

Really?

Trevor Wallace (48:00)

Yeah. Six foot is. You're like. You're a man. People ask me for off the shelves.

Bobby (48:05)

No one asked.

Trevor Wallace (48:05)

I'm getting Quakers off the top shelf.

Bobby (48:07)

I don't think anybody's ever asked, could you.

Trevor Wallace (48:09)

Are you kidding me?

Bobby (48:10)

Yeah.

Trevor Wallace (48:11)

Well, I do a form. I say, did you need those? Did you need those Tate's Cookies? She goes, no, I'm good. And I go, I got him.

Bobby (48:16)

Is that a brand deal for Tate's Cookies?

Trevor Wallace (48:19)

It was supposed to be shameless, but yes. How Tall is your man?

Bobby (48:23)

I don't know. He. He's like six, three.

Trevor Wallace (48:27)

And you're saying I'm short.

Bobby (48:28)

Yeah, I know. Is that short with.

Trevor Wallace (48:31)

It's 3 inches bigger than me. Taller.

Bobby (48:33)

Is 3 inches big or small? That's not a big difference.

Trevor Wallace (48:37)

You tell me.

Bobby (48:39)

Is that not a big difference? Show me right now. On your hands. Three inches.

Trevor Wallace (48:44)

Sorry?

Bobby (48:44)

On your hands.

Trevor Wallace (48:45)

Okay, like that.

Bobby (48:48)

That's three inches to you. That's three inches to you.

Trevor Wallace (48:53)

It's three inches. If I were to guess, I would say this is three inches. I just, you know, I have my shorts on, so it's hard to tell, but. I'm kidding. Three inches in height. World is massive. Because. Let's say.

Bobby (49:04)

Is that like three inches? I feel like that's three inches.

Trevor Wallace (49:07)

Do it again.

Bobby (49:08)

From there to there.

Trevor Wallace (49:09)

Yeah, but. But, like, if I told you that I was, like, five. I don't know, nine.

Bobby (49:15)

Yeah, no, I actually don't care. I think that I would be fine with the guy. As long as they're not.

Trevor Wallace (49:21)

Say it. White.

Bobby (49:25)

That's exactly what I was gonna say. How'd you know I was gonna say under, like, five, seven? No, that's really. That's five. Five, nine.

Trevor Wallace (49:36)

Five nine is like a. I'm five, six.

Bobby (49:38)

They just need to be taller than me.

Trevor Wallace (49:40)

That's a good. Yeah, they just gotta be taller than me. But then you throw heels into the equation.

Bobby (49:46)

I don't wear heels, so.

Trevor Wallace (49:47)

Okay.

Bobby (49:48)

Yeah, that saves guys. What if I was like, a 6 foot, 10 girl, though? That happens. Dating pool is limited. Okay, we gotta get down. Trevor. Okay, how are we gonna do that?

Trevor Wallace (50:01)

I honestly, somehow, in the past hour, found the most comfortable position. All interview. Oh, get the logo.

Bobby (50:09)

That's so good. All right, let's get out of here.

Trevor Wallace (50:13)

Well, I'm losing. Oh, my God.

Bobby (50:30)

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Trevor Wallace (50:47)

This isn't just a guy with a face.

Bobby (50:51)

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Trevor Wallace (51:12)

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