Quiz: Most Expensive Premier League Exports

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Rest Is Football

Episode: Quiz: Most Expensive Premier League Exports
Date: May 13, 2026
Hosts: Alan Shearer, Micah Richards, Gary Lineker (sometimes referred to as "Garrett Enica" in transcript errors)

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Overview

In this special quiz episode, the trio—Alan Shearer (as quizmaster), Micah Richards, and Gary Lineker—dive into the world of Premier League transfer history. The challenge: Can Micah and Gary name the most expensive Premier League exports? Expect fierce competition, playful banter, nostalgic moments, and plenty of expert insight into some of football’s biggest names and most surprising transfers out of England.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting Up the Quiz (03:29-05:01)

• Quiz Topic Introduced: Alan Shearer declares, “The most expensive Premier League exports.”
• Definition Clarified: Micah asks for clarification; Alan explains: "Players that have left the Premier League, I presume, for a considerable amount of money." (03:46)
• The group reflects on how many big-name players left on free transfers, narrowing down the quiz to outright costly exit deals.

2. The Bidding Begins: Naming the Top Transfers (05:01-13:05)

Notable Correct Answers & Commentary:

• Philippe Coutinho (Liverpool to Barcelona, £142m)

  • Micah identifies Coutinho as number 1 on the list.
  • Shearer: “Coutinho is number one. Liverpool to Barcelona. 142 million pounds.” (05:26)
  • Discussed how this transfer funded Liverpool’s big signings (Van Dijk, Alisson).
    • “He was amazing in the Premier League though. I love watching him play.” —Micah (06:07)

• Eden Hazard (Chelsea to Real Madrid, £130m)

  • Nominated by Gary and confirmed by Shearer as number 2.
  • “It was such a shame because he’s a brilliant player in the Premier League, but it didn’t happen for him in Madrid, mainly through the ankle injuries.” —Gary (06:50)

• Harry Kane (Tottenham to Bayern Munich, £100m)

  • Gary submits, realizing the modern trend.
  • "Harry Kane is actually number three. 100 million pounds.” —Shearer (08:15)
  • Lively debate follows about who’s the best English striker.
    • “I think he sneaks slightly ahead of me. Honestly, I think… England’s best ever number.” —Gary (08:46)

• Julian Alvarez (Manchester City to ? [Unclear destination], £82m)

  • Micah names Alvarez in 5th place.
  • “Very, very good player. I reckon there’ll be a few after him this summer, don’t you?” —Shearer (09:41)

• Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United to Real Madrid, £81m)

  • Gary: “Cristiano Ronaldo!”
  • Shearer: “Cristiano Ronaldo is in sixth position. He went for 81 million.” (13:14)
  • “Ronaldo was a bargain at 81 million. What he did at Real Madrid…” —Gary (13:23)

• Gareth Bale (Tottenham to Real Madrid, £85m)

  • Micah: “Gareth Bale.”
  • Shearer: “Gareth Bale is number four, 85 million.” (14:24)
  • Multiple jokes about how often Bale has cited Micah as his toughest opponent.
    • “Gareth stopped now. I know I was amazing. Everyone knows that already.” —Micah (14:56)

• Luis Diaz (Liverpool to Bayern, £65.5m)

  • Diaz’ recent move discussed by Micah.
  • “He was fantastic. I think he’s actually getting better.” —Shearer (07:48)

• Luis Suarez (Liverpool to Barcelona, £65m)

  • Gets placed as number 9; the ‘hungry like a wolf’ clue was not for Suarez but fits his reputation.
  • “I think he’s absolutely one of the best nines of our time.” —Gary (16:38)

• John Duran (Aston Villa to Al Nassr, £64.5m)

  • Identified after a series of musical clues relating to Duran Duran.
  • “Villa to Al-Nassr. 64 and a half million pound. Gary has just gone into the lead.” —Shearer (19:13)

• Romelu Lukaku (Manchester United to Inter, £73m)

  • Last spot remaining, Micah gets it: “Romelu Lukaku is number seven. Well done, Big Meats. You’re back in the game.” —Shearer (20:52)

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3. Quizzing Drama and Banter (Throughout)

• Micah’s competitiveness and jokes: “It’s too easy, guys. It’s too easy.” (24:00)
• Gary’s frustration: “My old man’s brain doesn’t work as well as it used to.” (24:02)
• Alan’s hosting style: Wields subtle clues and teases the others (“If you don’t hurry up, I’m gonna go and get a coffee.” (22:25)).

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4. Additional Transfer Trivia & Clues (21:13-24:00)

• Near session’s close, Shearer lists notable players who didn’t quite make the top ten or were close:
  • Diego Costa (Chelsea to abroad), Oscar (Chelsea to China), Di Maria (Man Utd to PSG), Rafinha (Leeds to Barcelona), Ferran Torres (Man City to Barcelona).
• Playful frustration over how difficult it was to remember the details, especially for recent or less-famous transfers.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Coutinho is number one. Liverpool to Barcelona. 142 million pounds.” —Alan Shearer (05:26)
• “He was amazing in the Premier League though. I love watching him play.” —Micah Richards (06:07)
• “Harry Kane is actually number three. 100 million pounds.” —Alan Shearer (08:15)
• “I think he sneaks slightly ahead of me. Honestly, I think… England’s best ever number.” —Gary Lineker (08:46)
• “Gareth stopped now. I know I was amazing. Everyone knows that already.” —Micah Richards (14:56)
• “Cristiano Ronaldo is in sixth position. He went for 81 million.” —Alan Shearer (13:14)
• “I think he’s absolutely one of the best nines of our time.” —Gary Lineker, about Luis Suarez (16:38)
• “It’s too easy, guys. It’s too easy.” —Micah Richards (24:00)
• “My old man’s brain doesn’t work as well as it used to. Not ever worked that well.” —Gary Lineker (24:02)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:29] — Quiz officially begins: Shearer presents the topic
• [05:26] — First correct answer: Coutinho to Barcelona
• [06:37] — Eden Hazard transfer discussed
• [08:15] — Harry Kane’s move confirmed, debate on England’s best striker
• [09:39] — Alvarez transfer analysis
• [13:14] — Ronaldo’s move and subsequent Real Madrid career
• [14:24] — Gareth Bale and infamous Bale vs Micah discussion
• [16:09] — Suarez’s transfer and legacy
• [19:13] — John Duran answer secured after “Duran Duran” clue
• [20:52] — Lukaku’s transfer finalizes the main list
• [21:13]–[24:00] — Bonus trivia, clues, and quiz resolution

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Tone & Chemistry

The tone is warm, playful, and slightly competitive—a hallmark of “The Rest Is Football.” There’s an easy rapport, with Alan in the dry role of quizmaster, Micah as the excitable contender, and Gary balancing humor with genuine football insight. Nostalgic anecdotes and modern transfer talk intermingle, offering both laughs and expertise for football fans.

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Final Thoughts

This quiz episode blends football knowledge, competitive fun, and panel chemistry for an engaging listen. The challenge of recalling expensive exports uncovers fascinating transfer stories and opinions on which players lived up to their price tags. Whether you’re a football data fiend or just love the personalities on this show, this episode is packed with classic moments and Premier League trivia gold.

Transcript

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[Alan Shearer]

The most expensive Premier League exports.

[Micah Richards]

This is tough. This one.

[Garrett Enica]

Mike is about to say something.

[Micah Richards]

I mean, who's his toughest opponent?

[Garrett Enica]

I knew it. I knew that was coming.

[Host/Announcer]

Yes.

[Alan Shearer]

Has you with me?

[Garrett Enica]

Has. Well, he's got it because he's got the fucking list out.

[Alan Shearer]

Hungry like wolves. Yes.

[Micah Richards]

What sort of nonsense is that?

[Garrett Enica]

Her name is Rio and she.

[Alan Shearer]

Come on. Yes, you're on it. You're on it it.

[Micah Richards]

Come on, give us a clue then go.

[Garrett Enica]

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[Micah Richards]

I'll just go with the top one. Brighton.

[Garrett Enica]

Ow Bournemouth. I can tell you now that Alan is wrong. Micah going with Brighton is wrong. The correct answer is Fulham. The closest to getting the number of goals that Fulham scored from the bench wins.

[Alan Shearer]

I'm gonna guess 14.

[Garrett Enica]

Micah.

[Micah Richards]

I'll go 70.

[Garrett Enica]

Well Alan, 14. You were absolutely just three away because Micah with 17 is spot on. Take control of your like it's part of your game plan. Sign [e-mail] football using code football all uppercase to save on your energy bill and get the chance to ask us your football Question on the pod. Full terms and conditions@fuse energy.com. Hello and welcome to the Rest is football quiz episode with Alan Shearer, Michael Richards and me, Garrett Enica. This week's host of the quiz for the very first time in his professional career, the greatest goal scorer in Premier League history, a certain Alan Shearer. And if it's top scorers in the Premier League history, then I'm going home. Tell us the subject matter, please.

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah, I've got the subject here, guys. The subject is, boys, the most expensive Premier League exports. Exports, yes.

[Micah Richards]

Exports,

[Alan Shearer]

yes.

[Micah Richards]

Can you define exports though, please?

[Alan Shearer]

Well, what do you think that means? Players that have left the Premier League, I presume, or a considerable amount of money. Well, is that in better English maker?

[Micah Richards]

Yeah, he's layman's terms, Nicole.

[Garrett Enica]

Mucho dosh o that.

[Micah Richards]

This is tough, this one.

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah.

[Garrett Enica]

Gotta remember he's gone for what, haven't you?

[Micah Richards]

I know. Yeah.

[Alan Shearer]

And actually I've just got to pull you up on something. It's not my very first time. Shows how much what impression I made the last time when I was the quiz master.

[Garrett Enica]

Actually. You have done it, haven't you? Yeah. You know, I'm no good at this sort of remembering game. That's why I'm used to quizzes.

[Micah Richards]

I'm struggling here, you know, guys, really. Yeah.

[Alan Shearer]

So, Micah, we'll give our. We'll give our guest quizzer the. The first opportunity to go again.

[Garrett Enica]

Trying to think of anyone who's actually gone this that someone's paid for.

[Micah Richards]

This is what I'm. I'm struggling with.

[Alan Shearer]

Come on.

[Garrett Enica]

I suppose the thing is here quite a few of the big name players that left probably went at the end of contracts.

[Alan Shearer]

Welcome to the rest is football quiz.

[Garrett Enica]

But Beckham must have cost some money. I can't remember whether he went for a fee or not, but I'll put David Beckham in there.

[Alan Shearer]

Is that your final answer, guys?

[Garrett Enica]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alan Shearer]

You need to work harder, man. Beckham is not even in the top 20.

[Garrett Enica]

Oh actually it's a long time ago as well. So you've got to go modern. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gone abroad.

[Alan Shearer]

We'd be all right. When you warm up, you'll be all right. You need to start doing a few stretches. Right, over to you, Micah Richards.

[Micah Richards]

I know one because we constantly talk about all the time as pundits go on Liverpool when they brought in Van Dyke and Allison.

[Alan Shearer]

You're on the right road.

[Micah Richards]

Yes. Coutinho money. Yeah.

[Alan Shearer]

Coutinho is number one. Liverpool to Barcelona. 142 million pounds.

[Micah Richards]

This is a hard one though, this.

[Alan Shearer]

It is, Micah. One nil.

[Garrett Enica]

You just give me a clue there though. I think you just almost said his name. What did you just say? It's hard this Hazard.

[Micah Richards]

Good, good shout. Eden Hazard, Real Madrid, didn't he.

[Alan Shearer]

First of all, do you want to talk about Philip Coutinho?

[Garrett Enica]

Good shout. You put this in Coutinha. I mean he went for all that money, didn't he? And it didn't really happen for him at Barcelona. That was in that mad period where Barcelona was spending silly money on players.

[Micah Richards]

He was amazing in the Premier League though. I mean when he just used to shift it and then shoot. He scored some worldies, didn't he? I love watching him play.

[Alan Shearer]

Was it Van Dijk and Alisson that got in, was it?

[Micah Richards]

Yes.

[Alan Shearer]

Liverpool with that money?

[Micah Richards]

I think so, yeah. Or it was around that time. I remember playing against him when he was at Inter Milan, I believe pre season. His best player on the pitch by far. By far, though.

[Alan Shearer]

So it was 30 seconds ago. Guys, can you remember who you said?

[Garrett Enica]

Eden Hazard.

[Alan Shearer]

Yes. Eden Hazard is in at number two.

[Garrett Enica]

Two, yeah.

[Alan Shearer]

So you've got one and two. Eden Hazard. Chelsea to Real Madrid, £130 million.

[Garrett Enica]

I mean it was such a shame because he's a brilliant player in the Premier League, but it didn't happen for him in Madrid, mainly through the ankle injuries.

[Alan Shearer]

His great balance, didn't he?

[Garrett Enica]

I mean we did a special and didn't we recently on Premier League greats, the moments that made them.

[Alan Shearer]

But yeah, superb.

[Micah Richards]

Is there any clues out here? Do we know what sort of range are we talking? What, what, what? What's the most expensive and what's the. The least expensive?

[Alan Shearer]

Tell you what I'll do, I'll give you that. I'll just. So number 10 is 64 and a half million.

[Micah Richards]

Okay.

[Alan Shearer]

Number one, as I've just said, is Philip Coutinho at 42 million. So you've got one and two and it's your goal, Micah.

[Micah Richards]

Okay, I know Luis Diaz went for around 60 to 70 million, so he'd be in there.

[Alan Shearer]

So that is correct. Micah Richards. Lewis Diaz is number eight. Liverpool to Bayern for 65 and a half million. And I watched him the other night in that stadium. Luis Diaz, that. Oh, fantastic game. Probably one of the best ever. And I think he's actually getting better. Yeah, brilliant. He was.

[Garrett Enica]

I think it's helping him the way buying play as well. True. I mean, not that. I mean Liverpool played very aggressive for forwardly. Attacking wise, didn't he as well under. Under Jurgen Klopp.

[Alan Shearer]

So over to you guys.

[Micah Richards]

You should get one, guys.

[Garrett Enica]

Well, I've got one, I think, because I think he was 60 odd million, I think was Harry Kane.

[Micah Richards]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.

[Alan Shearer]

60 odd million or is he hundred odd?

[Garrett Enica]

Yes, he was hundred odd actually.

[Alan Shearer]

He was. Harry Kane is actually number three. £100 million.

[Garrett Enica]

Yeah, he was 100 million. Yeah.

[Alan Shearer]

Here's a question. Harry Keon, greatest goal scorer ever.

[Garrett Enica]

Greatest goal scorer ever in Premier League history. Definitely. I would. I think he's the best English striker ever. Now I would say. I think. What are you laughing at?

[Alan Shearer]

Wind me up.

[Garrett Enica]

No, well, no, I think he sneaks slightly ahead of me. No, honestly, I think if he goes at all, he's. He's the whole package as well. The all round game. It's got to be England's best ever number. Yeah, well, I mean because of the country. I'm talking about playing for national team as as much as anything else.

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah, I didn't.

[Garrett Enica]

I wouldn't put you off that all round player. 2. 2.

[Alan Shearer]

Is it 2 2? It is, but it's. It's Micah's. It's Micah's go. Yeah, you've got 1, 2, 3 and 8.

[Micah Richards]

I've got another one because it was City. So it was Alvarez, wasn't it, going to that one?

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah, Alvarez is In there, number five, Micah. He went for 82 million quid.

[Micah Richards]

82. Is it that much?

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah. Very, very good player. I reckon there'll be a few after him this come this summer, don't you?

[Garrett Enica]

He's been linked with Arsenal, hasn't he?

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah.

[Garrett Enica]

Also Barcelona, funnily enough, but yeah, so they can. I'm not sure how. They're kind of strangled with their. The transfer money at the moment, so. But yeah, I think. I think it's only for Harlan that he left really, wasn't it?

[Micah Richards]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Garrett Enica]

Because he's obviously plays in the same position. He can play the side, but he's better. He's a. He's a strike. He's exactly. I would say, what Arsenal probably need.

[Micah Richards]

Yeah, I would say that. I think it all changed a little bit when he was at City and then he went to Argentina, won the World Cup. He didn't want to play second fiddle, did he? And I think he's improved so much because.

[Garrett Enica]

Well, he was very young at City.

[Micah Richards]

Yeah, I always thought he was a good striker. I didn't think he was this level. I think he's One of the best.

[Garrett Enica]

World cup winner.

[Micah Richards]

Yeah. World cup winner. So, Alvarez.

[Garrett Enica]

Yeah.

[Alan Shearer]

Speaking of second fiddle, it's about time we had a break, guys. So the quizzer is taking a break.

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[Alan Shearer]

Welcome back to the Rest is football with me, Alan Shearer, Gary. And again, Michael Richards. Quiz time. Most expensive Premier League exports. And I think the guys by now have sussed it out.

[Garrett Enica]

What was the cost of Alvarez? I mean, what position was Alvarez?

[Alan Shearer]

Alvarez was in fifth position for 82 million.

[Garrett Enica]

Well, this fella's got to be in next. He went to Real Madrid. Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Micah Richards]

It's a good show.

[Alan Shearer]

Cristiano Ronaldo is in sixth position. Gary, you are indeed correct. Yeah, he went for 81 million.

[Garrett Enica]

I think it's safe to say that Ronaldo was a bargain. A bargain at 81 million. I mean, what he did at real Madrid. I mean, the last two seasons you could see at United, couldn't you, when he scored all those goals and he was player of the year and top Golden Boot winner and. And you could see him emerging from this kid that was incredibly tricky and skillful and sometimes overdoing things on the wing into one of the all time greats.

[Micah Richards]

We talk about top goal scorers. He's got to be the best, isn't he? He's got to be the best.

[Garrett Enica]

I would say, yeah. He turned himself into a nine as well eventually, didn't he? And it's as good as they get. As good as it gets in that position.

[Alan Shearer]

3. 3. And back to Micah. I think it is, isn't it?

[Micah Richards]

Yes. You

[Garrett Enica]

say Ronaldo, then you say Ronaldo. I say Ronaldo. Ronaldo. Ronaldo. That's what it's all about. I'm just killing time. Think of anybody.

[Micah Richards]

Gareth Bale.

[Alan Shearer]

Gareth Bale. Yeah. This is. Gareth Bale is number four, guys, 85 million. Remember that goalie score, Was it Inter Milan?

[Micah Richards]

Yes.

[Garrett Enica]

I'm telling you what now, right, that Mike is about to say something about Gareth Bale.

[Micah Richards]

I mean, who's his toughest opponent?

[Garrett Enica]

I knew that was coming.

[Micah Richards]

Who is it, mate?

[Garrett Enica]

I saw him interviewed recently about that. Was it with you guys on your show or was it on something else? And he did. He did actually say it again. And our competitors.

[Micah Richards]

Yeah, he said it multiple. He said it on Sky. He said it on. Stick to football. He said it to me on multiple occasions. I mean, Gareth stopped now. I know I was amazing. Everyone knows that already.

[Alan Shearer]

All right, another one there for Micah. Yeah. Three to go. Yeah. Seven, nine and ten.

[Micah Richards]

I think I've got one more that I'm struggling.

[Alan Shearer]

Is it clue time? It might be one of these players. With three players left, he could be described. He was like hungry like a wolf.

[Garrett Enica]

Hungry like a wolf.

[Micah Richards]

I've just got it.

[Host/Announcer]

Yes.

[Alan Shearer]

Has you with me?

[Garrett Enica]

Has. Well, he's got it because he's got the fucking list out. Hungry like a wolf.

[Alan Shearer]

Yes.

[Micah Richards]

What sort of nonsense is that?

[Alan Shearer]

You'll get it.

[Garrett Enica]

I got it.

[Micah Richards]

Go on.

[Garrett Enica]

Is the bitus Luis Suarez? Is it?

[Alan Shearer]

Luis Suarez is. Yes, he's on that list. But the clue wasn't for him.

[Garrett Enica]

Oh, my God.

[Alan Shearer]

Luis Suarez. Yeah. Liverpool to Barcelona. 65 million pound. He is in number 10.

[Garrett Enica]

He is 10th.

[Alan Shearer]

Sorry, he's 9th. He's 9th.

[Garrett Enica]

He's not always in it. But the clue. But the clue wasn't for that.

[Alan Shearer]

The clue wasn't for Luis Suarez.

[Garrett Enica]

That's brilliant. The clue does apply, though, doesn't it? A little bit.

[Alan Shearer]

Well, it wasn't meant for that player, but. And you'll understand why when you get it or when you hear it, but. Yeah.

[Micah Richards]

Hungry like wolf boy.

[Alan Shearer]

Is this Luis Suarez, though? Come on, talk to me about Luis Suarez.

[Garrett Enica]

I think he's absolutely one of the best nines of our time.

[Micah Richards]

Yeah.

[Garrett Enica]

Abs right up there.

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah.

[Garrett Enica]

If you hear Steven Gerald, when he talks about best player he ever played with at Liverpool, he always said, well, he's not going to change his mind. He always says him. I mean, he was part of that incredible front three at Barcelona when he was Neymar and Messi as well.

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah, he was so good.

[Garrett Enica]

Run through people with a ball and it always seemed to ricochet back to him.

[Micah Richards]

He's dribbling and shooting. Although I did keep a clean sheet against him.

[Alan Shearer]

Of course.

[Micah Richards]

You did, at the Olympics. Me and Stephen Corker.

[Alan Shearer]

Did you play in the Olympics? Never guessed that.

[Garrett Enica]

He never mentions it, does he?

[Micah Richards]

Well, some of us are Olympians,

[Host/Announcer]

World

[Micah Richards]

Cup, Golden Booze, Premier League, top goal scorers. But you'll never be Olympian, Guys.

[Alan Shearer]

Right, I think it's your turn. Micah and I currently make it four all at this moment in time. You got two left.

[Micah Richards]

Seven and ten.

[Alan Shearer]

Got seven and ten. Yeah. And I've given you the clue for number ten.

[Garrett Enica]

Wolf.

[Alan Shearer]

Do you want another clue?

[Micah Richards]

Yes.

[Alan Shearer]

Rio.

[Garrett Enica]

Her name is Rio.

[Alan Shearer]

Come on. Yes. You're on it. You're on it.

[Micah Richards]

You throw me off, then I give

[Alan Shearer]

you one more clue. Come on. My era. This is my era.

[Micah Richards]

Go on.

[Alan Shearer]

He had great reflexes.

[Micah Richards]

All right, let me. Let me, let me get my bone.

[Garrett Enica]

What are you doing?

[Micah Richards]

I'm just typing in Rio. A song. What's it called? What's it called? Oh, is it?

[Host/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Micah Richards]

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Alan Shearer]

Three of the biggest songs ever.

[Garrett Enica]

It's the name of the band. I know.

[Micah Richards]

The.

[Garrett Enica]

It's, like, just disappeared from my mind.

[Alan Shearer]

You even started singing the song.

[Garrett Enica]

Oh, yeah. It's come to me. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.

[Alan Shearer]

Yes. Guys, come on.

[Garrett Enica]

It's not my go, though, is it?

[Alan Shearer]

Oh, right. But I'll give you a point anyway, because the quiz is dragging on.

[Garrett Enica]

John Duran.

[Alan Shearer]

John Duran. Come on. Duran Duran.

[Garrett Enica]

Duran Duran.

[Alan Shearer]

Come on, lads. I'll give you three of the greatest songs ever.

[Garrett Enica]

I can't believe the bank disappeared. Simon Le Bon was obviously the lead singer of Joan Drown. I. I can't believe it took so long to get that, because I saw him just a few weeks ago. In Reaver because he lives around the corner. If I finally got that, I'd have died of embarrassment.

[Alan Shearer]

Probably a bit early for Micah. 80s.

[Garrett Enica]

Yeah. Some good, great tunes by that.

[Micah Richards]

It's not my genre that, though, is it?

[Alan Shearer]

John Duran is in 10th.

[Garrett Enica]

God, I would have been here till Christmas and I wouldn't have got that without a clue.

[Alan Shearer]

Villa to Al Nasser. 64 and a half million pound. Gary has just gone into the lead.

[Garrett Enica]

Duran had that season with Villa, didn't he, where he was really pushing Ollie Watkins for a place. He had an incredible goal scoring streak and scored some absolute bangers as well.

[Alan Shearer]

Where is he now, though? What's happened? What. Where's he got. What's happened to him?

[Garrett Enica]

He's still in Saudi, isn't he?

[Alan Shearer]

I don't know. Not sure.

[Micah Richards]

He went on loan to Fetabachi, didn't he? And then he's gone to Zenith.

[Alan Shearer]

Wow.

[Micah Richards]

I think is when you go for that type of money, there's only certain clubs that will pay that, you know. So he was going to come back to the. The Premier League. Probably wasn't going to go to Spain. So Fenerbache, they can. They can pay also. We know Russia can pay as well.

[Garrett Enica]

Just give me an idea.

[Micah Richards]

Idea for what?

[Garrett Enica]

I've numbered another name. Oh, it's your go, though.

[Micah Richards]

You've had two more goes than me. Just said the same.

[Alan Shearer]

You need a big response. Big mix. Come on.

[Micah Richards]

What position?

[Garrett Enica]

All the expensive ones are forwards, aren't they? Except for this guy.

[Alan Shearer]

I don't think this is a difficult one, you know.

[Garrett Enica]

No, I don't either.

[Alan Shearer]

It's in number seven, I think, if you really think about it.

[Micah Richards]

Are we talking big, big striker?

[Alan Shearer]

I would definitely talk in big, big, big, big striker about Lukaku. Is that your answer? Because if you. If this is wrong, you're done. If it's right, you're back in the game.

[Garrett Enica]

Is he behind? Is he? You can't be behind you.

[Alan Shearer]

I thought it was five, four, guys.

[Garrett Enica]

This is a sham.

[Alan Shearer]

Duran didn't. He got Duran. Duran.

[Micah Richards]

Just about.

[Garrett Enica]

Come on, Micah, go and say it. Say it.

[Alan Shearer]

Is it your final answer or not?

[Micah Richards]

Lukaku.

[Alan Shearer]

That's all I've got, Romelu. Lukaku is number seven. Well done, Big Meats. You're back in the game. 73 million to interview from Man United.

[Garrett Enica]

Are we having one of those things where we have a go each?

[Alan Shearer]

So one name each I want from you and whoever's. Whoever gets closest.

[Garrett Enica]

And it's my turn, isn't it?

[Alan Shearer]

And it's your turn, guys.

[Garrett Enica]

Yeah, I'm gonna go, Ivan, Tony.

[Micah Richards]

Oh, what a shout.

[Alan Shearer]

You're going, Ivan, Tony. Okay, big mix. I've got to tell you, lads.

[Garrett Enica]

Oh, hang on. Let's have Micah's answer first.

[Alan Shearer]

Okay?

[Garrett Enica]

I don't want any help here. Now. This is crucial. This is big time.

[Micah Richards]

I ain't got anyone.

[Garrett Enica]

It's not easy. This was. That's like so hard to remember what people's fees were, whether they went for a free or whatever. It was so difficult. No, I'm stupid snookered. He wasn't very good. He didn't go for much. No good.

[Alan Shearer]

Come on, guys, think about it. I know it's easy because I've got the list here, but it's so much

[Garrett Enica]

easier when you have that list.

[Alan Shearer]

I mean, some of these players on here. Yeah, it's very, very, very recent.

[Garrett Enica]

All right, all right.

[Micah Richards]

Oh, recent. Are we going recent? Okay, well, no, City don't sell well. Chelsea, maybe.

[Alan Shearer]

Chelsea City don't sell well, do they not?

[Garrett Enica]

Oh, God. It's a City player. Basically just telling him.

[Micah Richards]

Reverse psychology there.

[Alan Shearer]

If you don't hurry up, I'm gonna go and get a coffee.

[Micah Richards]

Come on, give us a clue then.

[Alan Shearer]

I've just given you, like two of the biggest clues ever we've had.

[Micah Richards]

Alvarez.

[Garrett Enica]

Goodness me.

[Micah Richards]

Sonny.

[Alan Shearer]

So you have said Ivan, Tony. Gary. And you have said Sonny good.

[Garrett Enica]

Go on, give us the bad news.

[Alan Shearer]

And the winner of today's quiz is.

[Micah Richards]

Big Meek.

[Alan Shearer]

So Lira Isani is 16. Micah 54 million. Ivan Tony was just over 40 million, guys, and he wasn't in the top 20. Micah, I tried to give you a clue when I said about. I'm just going to go for a coffee. Costa Diego. Costa.

[Micah Richards]

Diego Costa. Yes.

[Alan Shearer]

Yeah. He was 12th. Oscar was 11th. Chelsea 2. Chinese team Bournemouth to PSG last year.

[Micah Richards]

Was that 70 million.

[Alan Shearer]

Bournemouth to Real Madrid last year, dude versus Reuben Neves. Another one. Wolves. Last on the list was Di Maria. Man United. PSG. He was 20th and then joined 14th was Rafinha Leeds. Barcelona 55. And Ferran Torres. Man City to Barcelona. 55 million. But yeah, Micah, well done. Another victory for you.

[Micah Richards]

It's too easy, guys. It's too easy.

[Garrett Enica]

I'm going back to being a quiz master. That's it. You know, I'm in charge here and that's the way it's got to be because this, this is not for me. My. The old man's brain doesn't work as well as it used to. Not ever work that well. Oh, dear. Go on. I'll wrap it up.

[Alan Shearer]

Well, that's it from the rest is football. Well done, Micah Richards. So goodbye from me.

[Micah Richards]

Goodbye from me. Goodbye from me.