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Tom Holland
Their capital is completely round. They call it the navel of the earth. And that's what it looks like. In the middle was a huge temple, the center of their faith. The walls were plated with gold enough to blind us. Inside set out on tables, golden platters for the sun to dine off. Outside the garden. Eggs of gold. Soil planted with gold. Maize. Entire apple trees in gold. Gold birds on the branches. Gold geese and ducks. Gold butterflies in the air on silver strings. And imagine this away in a field life size 20 golden llamas grazing with their kids. The garden of the sun at Cusco a wonder of the earth. Look at it now. So that was posh boy Hernando de Soto in Peter Schaffer's play. The role, Hunt of the sun, came out in 1964. We've been hearing a lot from it. And de Soto in that passage is describing one of the great wonders of the world in the early 16th century, which was Coricancha, the Temple of the sun in Cusco. And Dominic, that is from a play. But Peter Schaffer, I mean, he loves his research, doesn't he? He's obviously gone to the primary sources and reworked them.
Dominic Sandbrook
It's very, very closely based on some primary sources that we'll hear from later in this episode. They were written by Spanish chroniclers a few years after the fall of the Incas. And that sense, I mean, you did it in a sort of very clipped 1950s war film voice. But I think generally when people perform that play, there's a sense of wonder and awe in their voices.
Tom Holland
Well, should I go back and redo it?
Dominic Sandbrook
No, no, no one wants that. Their capital is completely round. They call it the navel of the
Tom Holland
Earth and that's what it looks like. How about that?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
Have I got the part?
Dominic Sandbrook
Definitely.
Tom Holland
Gold geese and ducks.
Dominic Sandbrook
Very toasty.
Tom Holland
20 golden llamas.
Dominic Sandbrook
It's very toast of London, that reading. Matt Berry would do a very good job. Right, yes. So. And actually, while he's speaking in that voice, loads of Indian porters in the play, I'd say Indian and inverted commas, because that's what they're called in the play. They've been removing the rays of the sun, which like petals, and piling them up in this giant hoard of loot for the Spaniards. And this is what we talked about last time, the pillaging of the Temple of the sun to pile up Atahualpa's ransom. So we ended with Atualba being garrotted by the Spanish. Anyway, so this is paranoid atmosphere in cajamarca, where since November 1532, Pizarro and his comrades have been holding at Walpa prisoner. And this is just the beginning of the looting of Peru, because this is the story of one of the greatest gold heists, surely, actually the greatest gold heist in history.
Tom Holland
The surely. I mean, I can't think of anything comparable.
Dominic Sandbrook
And at the heart of the story are the temples and treasure houses of the Inca's holy city of Cuzco. So it's a story today of gold and greed on an epic scale. But there is more we'll be telling the Story of the greatest pitched battle in the history of the conquest of Peru. So tens of thousands of warriors, because
Tom Holland
to be honest, we haven't had any yet, have we?
Dominic Sandbrook
No, and I think people are gagging for a battle and they're going to get one. We'll be meeting a terrifying Inca warlord who turns his victims into percussion instruments.
Tom Holland
We love an Inca warlord who turns his victims into percussion instruments. On the rest is history.
Dominic Sandbrook
And most exciting, and this is a real gift for long, long standing listeners. We shall be welcoming back to the show one of our favorite characters, top gilet and red trousers model Pedro de Alvarado.
Tom Holland
Bloody good bloke.
Dominic Sandbrook
Total ledge. So that's something to look forward to. So let's begin with Pizarro and the conquistadors in Cajamarca. It's the summer of 1534. They've just killed Atahualpa. What now? So killing Atahualpa has made their life much simpler in a couple of respects. First of all, they are now free to push on for the gold of Cusco, which is about 750 miles, 800 miles to the south. And this is especially important for Pizarro's partner, Diego Diamagro, who, as we heard last time, is absolutely seething because he's been cut out of the ransom.
Tom Holland
Hopping mad.
Dominic Sandbrook
He's a short man, a very colorfully dressed man, a boastful man, and as we'll see, a violent man. Secondly, the Spaniards have definitively now taken a side in the civil war between Atahualpa and Huascar. Now, initially they were pro Atahualpa, but by killing him, Pizarro has put himself very firmly on the side of the late Huascar, who represented Cuzco and the south of the empire. And he cements this further with his choice of the new puppet emperor. So they have been holding in Cachemaka all this time Huascar's younger brother, who is called Tupac Hualpa. He's probably in his 20s. We know virtually nothing about him. This bloke's just been hanging around somewhere and as soon as Atahualpa, they've held their Christian funeral service for Atahualpa and buried him. Pizarro summons all the local chiefs and he unveils this bloke, Tupac Hualpa, and they have a kind of coronation ceremony for him. There's a lot of interesting tribal dancing and feathered costumes play a part, I'm happy to say.
Tom Holland
So they haven't converted to Christianity?
Dominic Sandbrook
No. And actually the Spaniards. It's really interesting, actually, this story a little bit different from the conquest of Mexico. They don't really make that much effort to impose Christianity and to stamp out the local cults and whatnot at this stage, I think probably because they're so heavily outnumbered and they know it would be madness to even try.
Tom Holland
It's all about the gold.
Dominic Sandbrook
There's a big difference because remember, in the conquest of the Aztecs, the Spaniards are always kind of going into temples and being rude about the local idols and stuff.
Tom Holland
Well, also, there was human sacrifice going on and I think that that possibly intensifies the sense of.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes, of cultural difference maybe. Yeah. They're not fans of cultural difference, are they? The Spaniards, by and large. And actually to the local chiefs, after the coronation service, you can see that they think basically the natural order now has been restored. Huascar's family are back in charge. His brother is the new emperor. Yes. He's got these weird foreign mercenaries who are working for him, but you can see how they could sell that across the empire.
Tom Holland
So it's kind of like Roman Italy in the fifth century A.D. with, you know, an ineffectual Roman emperor surrounded by Gothic guards.
Dominic Sandbrook
Completely. And that's, you know, I actually thought about that in the last. While we recorded the last episode, the parallel with kind of barbarian mercs who are working for you. And the. The difference, of course, is that the Spanish are going to come in such overwhelming numbers, I suppose also that they
Tom Holland
feel no aspiration to become an Inca.
Dominic Sandbrook
Exactly.
Tom Holland
So that's the other big difference.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
There's no place in the. In the Spanish worldview to tolerate the. The cults and the gods, for instance, of the Inca. Whereas the German mercenaries, they all became Christian.
Dominic Sandbrook
Well, the German mercenaries want to become Romans, don't they? To some degree. Whereas the Spanish have no desire to become Peruvians.
Tom Holland
No.
Dominic Sandbrook
And actually, at the end of this coronation ceremony, Tupac Cualpa gives Pizarro ceremonially this white feathered headdress and says, this is a tribute to my overlord, Charles V. And that is a sign of where power really lies in this dynamic. Now, in a lot of accounts of the fall of the Incas, this is when the story ends. Atualpa is dead. The Spanish have the gold. The Spanish of a puppet emperor, the Spanish of one.
Tom Holland
So they finish without any mention of the. The percussion based.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. Do you remember that from your children's book?
Tom Holland
I don't, because it would have made a brilliant illustration. And we're preempting the show.
Dominic Sandbrook
It Would have been. It would have been. I mean, it would have been tremendous. This is where most of the children's books end. And for some of Pizarro's men, this is the end. So he gives them permission to go back to Spain with their winnings. His brother Hernando has already gone, of course. He reached Seville in January 1534, and his gold was a huge sensation. When he unloaded it, when he unloaded it in Seville, the Council of the Indies immediately wrote to Charles V and said, you've got to welcome this guy at court. You've got to see this. And Ando was invited to the court in Toledo. He was a massive celebrity. Everyone was very excited. He then went to Extremadura, to the. The Pizarro's kind of ancestral homeland, and he went on a recruitment drive to get more people. You can come and get gold. Why don't we all go? And meanwhile, two of the other guys who returned, Cristobal de Mea and Francisco Jerez, they wrote accounts of their time in Peru, which became, by the standards of the 16th century, huge bestsellers. And they were translated into Italian and into German. And people in Venice, map makers in Venice, started producing sort of imaginary maps of Peru. And it became this great sensation. Basically, if you're young, if you fancy yourself as an adventurer, Peru is where you now go. And I think from that moment onwards, clearly the Incas are doomed because a lot more people are going to arrive by ship in the next few years.
Tom Holland
So it's the very familiar story, isn't it, of the winning of the west, that native peoples in the Americas, once there's a sniff of gold, they're doomed.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, the gold rushes on. Exactly.
Tom Holland
So just one question. Do you think there is an alternative reality where the Incas do survive? Had they seen off Pizarro, had they become alert to the possibility, had they got horses, had they obtained weapons?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
Do you think that they could have upgraded their infrastructure fast enough and sufficiently enough to see off Spanish conquerors?
Dominic Sandbrook
No, deep down, because, I mean, nobody in the Americas does it.
Tom Holland
But maybe the Incas more than anyone else, because they're so isolated, so hard to get to.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes, I think the terrain actually makes it perfectly possible. You could imagine, I would say, some sort of Andean highland state surviving, just hard to get to. So the lowlands being conquered, but the coastline always. The Spanish are always coming, but maybe, you know. So the Incas don't have a couple of things, really. Something that might have been a massive game changer for them is A bow and arrow. Because they don't have that many trees in the Andes, they have remarkably few kind of pikes and bows and arrows, which might have helped to bring down the horses. I mean, it's amazing as we'll. We'll come to in this episode. You know, a handful of horses can see off hundreds and hundreds of men who are terrified. And they don't know how to bring them down because they don't have many bows and arrows.
Tom Holland
But they might have learned if, you know, if they'd had a sufficient breathing space, they might have.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. The counterargument to that is nowhere else on the continent do people hold out. And the weight of Spanish technology, of numbers and also disease. I mean, one thing we haven't really talked about much, we talked about in the first episode. Smallpox has made its entrance and has before the Spaniards even arrived. And disease will continue to decimate the populations of South America.
Tom Holland
Okay, so it's bad news for the Incas, basically.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. So back in Cajamarca, Pizarro and Almagro are preparing to set off south. And this really. I mean, even by their own standards, this is an absolutely insane journey to be doing. They're going 800 miles almost south across the central Andes. They're basically going up and down the whole time, down into these valleys, crossing rivers, climbing these peaks. As John Hemming says in his brilliant book, it's one of the most staggering invasions in history. Without supplies, communications or reinforcements, this tiny contingent was going to try to force its way into the heart of an enormous hostile empire to seize its capital city. And they set off on the 11th of August. It's very like Alexander the Great kind of going through what's now, you know, Turkey, Iran and whatnot. Sort of endless river crossings, rope bridges, climbing rock faces, ambushes by strange people, all of this kind of thing. Anyway, after about eight weeks of this, it's actually going pretty well. So they're about halfway, which I think is really good going. The locals, by and large, are Huascar supporters.
Tom Holland
Well, these are the wanker people.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
So it's always good to have the wankers on side.
Dominic Sandbrook
I think you've. You've always got them on side, haven't you, Tom? The wankers, they're very much Team Tom Holland, I think.
Tom Holland
I would never snub a wanker.
Dominic Sandbrook
No. So by early October, the Spaniards are approaching the valley of Shaosha. So this is where Hernando Pizarro lured
Tom Holland
away Chalco Chima, the rugby player who got burnt.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes. Who got Burnt.
Tom Holland
And actually, he's still alive, isn't he?
Dominic Sandbrook
The Spaniards have brought him with them. He's very badly singed, if you may recall. His tendons, I think, had been badly burned, but he. And they've now chained him up, but they brought him with them. Now, at about this point, the halfway, the Spaniards start to get very jittery. The scouts are reporting there are northern troops. So that's Atahualpa's former armies, the troops from Quito in the north nearby. And these are led by the northern commander, Kiskis, who is the guy who had taken Cusco for Atahualpa. Anyway, the Spaniards go on. The terrain becomes more desolate. It's now very cold. And some of the Spanish, not surprisingly, have got terrible altitude sickness. You know, they're tens of thousands of feet high up. The villages are deserted. There are more rumors of northern troops. And at last they come out in the valley of Shaoxa. And there there are two more reminders of the civil war. So first, very ominously, I mean, I know we said this with the Aztecs, but this would be another brilliant Hollywood film or series. They ride past the bodies of 4,000 people who'd been killed by the Khitan army some months earlier, and the bodies had been left there to rot. And then as they continue, the locals start to turn out and to greet them as liberators. I quote, the natives all came out onto the road to look at the Christians and greatly celebrated their arrival, for they thought it would mean their escape from the servitude in which they were held by that foreign army. A foreign army which is the Incas. Yeah, is an Inca army from Quito, from Ecuador to the north. The Spanish go into Jaoshi and they find that the northerners have left behind 600 men to set fire to the storehouses. So the Spanish charge, they drive off the northern and they save some of the gold. And then there's a bit of a chase, as the Spanish are chasing basically the rear guard of the northern army through this valley. And this is clearly one of many little. You get this little snippet behind which lies a much bigger story that is unknown to us. The pursuit continued for four leagues, and many Indians were speared. We took all the serving people and many beautiful women. There was a good haul of both gold and silver. And just in those words, we took all the serving people and many beautiful women. You don't have to be too cynical to imagine that what the fate that befalls the many beautiful women is not a Pleasant one at all. There's probably a lot of this stuff happening off stage now during all this, when the Spanish are probably behaving very badly. A wholly unexpected development during the journey. The young emperor, puppet emperor Tupac Cualpa, has fallen ill, and we have no idea whatsoever what he fell ill with.
Tom Holland
Isn't there a rumor that Chalco Chima had poisoned him?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes, I think. Almost certainly rubbish. I think this is part of the.
Tom Holland
The blackening of his name.
Dominic Sandbrook
I mean, the blackening. He's already blackened, remember? Yeah. But now they're blackening him. Metaphorically. Yeah. So Tupac Cualpa suddenly, basically falls ill and then he dies. And this is very bad news for Pizarro because he's lost his puppet emperor. And he summons all the local bigwigs and he says, well, who should be the emperor now? And some people say there's some bloke who's a brother of Huascar, who's called Manco, who's off in Cusco. And other people say, no, no, he's no good. Get one of Atahualpa's sons. And they can't agree. And there's basically a stalemate and there's no decision for the time being. So I leave that thought, that hanging. There's a vacuum there. Meanwhile, the Spanish are preparing for the last section of the march, which is the most dramatic bit, which is crossing the central Andes towards Cuzco. And this is real kind of, you know, rope bridge climbing, impossible cliff faces, all of this kind of thing. So there's an account by Pedro Sancho, Pizarro's secretary, on one of many of these mountain ascents. Looking up at it from below, it seemed impossible for birds to scale it by flying through the air, let alone men on horseback climbing by land. And yet they do it with all their kind of native porters and, you know, camp followers and stuff. There are two more skirmishes with the Keaton army, who are still hanging around at a place called Vilca Suaman and Vilca Conga. But both times, although the Spanish are outnumbered, they managed to drive their attackers back. And the interesting question is why the Incas are not able to defeat the Spaniards because they massively outnumber them.
Tom Holland
Well, because when you say Incas.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
I mean, it's. It's specifically the Incas from the north, right?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes, the Keatons, as I guess we should call them.
Tom Holland
So it's only a faction of the Incas.
Dominic Sandbrook
It is, but there's maybe 30,000 of them.
Tom Holland
They've Got the Southern Incas and they've got the wanker.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, well, they've got native support. That's absolutely crucial. So this isn't Spanish versus Incas. It's Spanish and half of the Inca empire against the other half. That's one thing. I think you're dead right. And then the other thing is the horses. All the accounts say that a handful of horsemen would, even in sort of quite hilly terrain, could see off hundreds, even thousands of Incas. And the Spanish get this start to get this reputation for really awe inspiring invincibility. You know, at this point, I think no Spaniard has been killed, which is incredible.
Tom Holland
That is incredible, isn't it?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
But I suppose if they haven't got pikes and they haven't got bows and arrows, how do you stop a horse?
Dominic Sandbrook
Right, You've got a kind of club or something. I mean, you might get a lucky blow in.
Tom Holland
What about one of those pieces of string with stones on either end and you throw them.
Dominic Sandbrook
Oh, yes.
Tom Holland
And they go round the hooves and bring them down. That's what I would do.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, yeah, exactly. In a film, that's what they would have. I mean, they would do be excellent slingshot action. I mean, they do have slings, but they just are never able to bring any of these people down. So we're now up to November 1533, and now a massively important figure enters this story. So a day or so after the last skirmish at Vilca Conga, a group of locals approached the Spanish camp. And one of them, and I quote, looking like a common Indian, I mean, obviously all through this story, the Spanish called the locals Indian. He identifies himself and he says, I am Manco. I am the younger brother of the late Huascar. I am a son of the late Emperor Juana Capac. I am the new candidate of the southern faction, the Cuzco faction in the civil war. How old this guy is, we don't quite know. Some Spaniards said he was 15, some said he was 20, but looked younger, let's say late teens. He's been on the run for months. When Atahualpa captured Cusco, Manco had basically run away because he knew he'd be a dead man if Atahualpa's men found him. And Pizarro is delighted when this guy Manco turns up and he says to Manco, I have come for one reason only. To free you from slavery by the men of Quito, knowing the injuries they were doing to you, I wanted to put stop to them. And I wanted to liberate the people of Cuzco from this tyranny. So he says this through interpreters and Manco appears to believe it and says, oh, brilliant. Well, we can work together. That's all that I want. Oh, I'm so pleased. And we know that Manco is not an idiot and is a man of steel, because he shows his steel right away. The Spaniards have been dragging this bloke Chalco Chima around with them and now Manco confronts Chalco Chima in front of them and he says, I know you've been smuggling orders to the Khitan army to Qiskis and his men, basically, either through informants or presumably through your nice bits of string. And there's a massive row. Pizarro loses the plot and he shouts at Chima, you dog. How could you pull such a knavish trick? And basically they drag Chalco Chima into the nearest village square. They say to him, you know, we're going to kill you, convert to Christianity and we'll grot you instead of burning you. He says, you know, I've been burned already. You might as well just finish the job.
Tom Holland
Do you think he's like hatchery. Wasn't it in. In the Caribbean who said that he would convert to Christianity because he didn't want to be in a heaven where there were Spaniards? Yeah, that kind of vibe.
Dominic Sandbrook
If heaven's full of people like you, I'm not going there. Exactly. So they set him on fire and burn him to death. Actually, a small detail. One of the sources says the people. The people who burned him most keen and enthusiastically were his own former friends, which I think is a lesson to. A lesson to us all.
Tom Holland
Don't have friends.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. He dies very bravely, though. He calls on Kiskis to avenge him. He shouts out, you know, you will avenge me one day. And actually, Kiskis is still hanging around somewhere with his army. There's one more battle on the last mountain pass before they get to Cuzco, and this time the Khitan army almost beats them. They drive the Spanish back, but it's a constant issue. They can never finish them off completely before nightfall. And actually, all night the Spanish kind of hunker down slightly, Rorke's Drift style. And when dawn comes, Kiskis men are nowhere to be seen. They've melted away into the mountains. They think the Spanish can't be beaten and they've slightly lost heart. And Quisquis now begins this long retreat with his army. I mean, a guy who a few Months earlier, was on cloud nine because he thought he'd won the civil war. He starts this long retreat towards the north, back to Ecuador. His men are obviously knackered and their morale is ebbing. And we will see how that plays out in the second half of this episode. But for now, the morning of Saturday, the 15th of November, 1533, Pizarro and Manco, who's, I think, some of the sources say, on a horse, which must have been an amazing sight for the people of Cusco. They ride into the capital city as conquerors. Now, Cusco, a very popular tourist destination today, is the heart of Inca civilization. The Incas called it the navel of the world. It was the political and spiritual center of the empire, famous across the Andean region for its palaces and its architecture and its temples and so on and so forth. So if you imagine it, Cusco then, is now spread across the foothills at the top of this very fertile, very green Andean valley. Its buildings then were kind of one story, made of stone or adobe, and they were thatched. There was a grid system. It's very clean, it's very orderly. The Spaniards wrote home and said, beautiful, paved little roads. They've always got water channels down the middle. It's very clean. At the center is this great square called Auca Pata, which is lined with the palaces of the Incas. So basically, each Inca, each emperor, would build a palace or a mansion during his lifetime, and this was going to be his own mausoleum, his own resting place. And when he was dead, his mummified body would be put in this palace with all his furniture, all his stuff, and all his old servants.
Tom Holland
Which is great.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. I mean, effectively, you're not dead.
Tom Holland
And if they have a kind of procession, a royal wedding or coronation or something, they're all brought out, aren't they? And they're kind of carried around in litters and they line them up chronologically.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
So it would be like, you know, having a royal wedding here, and you'd have Queen Victoria and George III and they'd all be wheeled out and they just kind of sit there.
Dominic Sandbrook
That'd be great. Yeah, that would be great. Tabby in the chat, correctly points out that we should do this with former Rest Is History producers.
Tom Holland
So we could have Theo just bring
Dominic Sandbrook
him in here, Our erstwhile producer, Theo Young Smith. We could bring out his mummified body at rest, his history events and parade it around on a litter. I'm sure everyone would enjoy that.
Tom Holland
It's lessons from history.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, completely. So the Spanish Thought that Cusco was brilliant.
Tom Holland
Can I just ask, surely Cusco must be in a massive state, though. I mean, everyone's died of smallpox and there's been all this fighting and it's been occupied by people who hate it.
Dominic Sandbrook
But here's the thing, clearly not right. Otherwise they would report on it. Maybe Kiskis has not, you know, he hasn't raised it to the ground and the northern army that has been occupying hasn't left a terrible mess. I mean, I don't know why that is, but the sources would tell us, wouldn't they? The Spanish, they would want to tell us.
Tom Holland
Or maybe it's so outside the sense that the Spanish had a water city should look like that. It strikes them again like something from a romance. Because that was a theme in. In Mexico, wasn't it?
Dominic Sandbrook
Maybe, yeah. Or maybe they. I mean, all the Spanish sources. Of course, it's always in their interest to pick these things up because they want to attract more people and they want to impress the king.
Tom Holland
Yeah.
Dominic Sandbrook
So they write to Charles V. This city's the greatest ever seen in the Indies. We can assure your majesty. It's so beautiful and such fine buildings. It'd be remarkable even in Spain. I guess one point worth saying is none of these people have been to Mexico, so they've got no standard of comparison. Yeah. Because it's not as good as Tenochtitlan, which is bigger, I think, and more impressive.
Tom Holland
Yeah. Or maybe they've been in Peru long enough and kind of cantering through so many small villages that arrive at somewhere this fast is kind of overwhelming.
Dominic Sandbrook
I think that's probably right. You know, they were anxious when they arrived, of course, after all the fighting and after kayamaka and stuff. But they are delighted that the people greet them as liberators. They move into the palaces of the Incas.
Tom Holland
What happens to their bodies, to the
Dominic Sandbrook
mummies, presumably still there? I don't know.
Tom Holland
That's a bit creepy.
Dominic Sandbrook
And Pizarro, don't forget, Pizarro's got a form. I mean, he spent the night with Atahualpa.
Tom Holland
Yeah, but he was alive. I mean, would he spend a night with a.
Dominic Sandbrook
With Atualpa's father, 200 year old mummy?
Tom Holland
With George III? Would you? I don't know.
Dominic Sandbrook
Do you know, I probably would just to say that I'd done it for the experience. Wouldn't you? I guess if somebody said, would you like to spend the night with William the Conqueror? I mean, actually his body would be. Yeah, he's exploded.
Tom Holland
That'd be horrible.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. No, I mean, who would you choose? I would probably choose, I don't know, George V. My favorite. King George V. We could talk about stamp collecting.
Tom Holland
Be disrespectful. But he'd be dead, Dominic. That's the point.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, but he'd be about as interesting a conversation as if he was alive.
Tom Holland
I mean, I think maybe Charles ii.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, of course.
Tom Holland
Just for the pants.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
Well, it would feel less disrespectful.
Dominic Sandbrook
Charles I would be a twist, wouldn't it? Yeah. Would.
Tom Holland
Would his head be sewn on or just rolling around?
Dominic Sandbrook
Exactly. So they all move into these palaces. What the locals make of this, we do not know. But they don't rebel, you know, they don't rise up, they don't drive the Spanish out. There's no reason to doubt that they do greet them as liberators. The Spanish accounts are buzzing with excitement at the beauty and wealth of Cusco. So Pedro Pizarro, Pedro Sancho, these accounts of the storehouses bursting with stuff, with cloaks, with gold, with weapons, with shields, all the goods that are manufactured in this country, says Pedro Sancho. You know, they can't believe the warehouse is full of stuff, because there's no equivalent for this in Europe. The central government doesn't just pile up stuff in great warehouses and have it hanging around in its capital. And then, of course, the temples, they're the things they've really come for. So Cuzco's temples were full of relics, ornaments, holy objects from other temples, because basically, if the Incas conquered you, they would demand some of your stuff as a sort of hostage for good behavior.
Tom Holland
And would this stuff be gold?
Dominic Sandbrook
Often it would be gold, of course. Yes, it would be gold or silver, of course. The thing they've really come to see is the Temple of the sun, the coricancha, which is the thing we heard about right at the beginning. Now, the wall plates have already been taken to use as Atahualpa's ransom, but the place is still absolutely stuffed with gold. So one of the conquistadors, Diego de Trujillo, as we entered, Vilak Umu, who was their high priest, cried, how dare you enter here? Anyone who enters here has to fast for a year beforehand and must enter barefoot and bearing a load, which is true. This is what you had to do as your kind of ritual thing. But we paid no attention to what he said and went in. I mean, presumably this is all through interpreters.
Tom Holland
I mean, it's interesting, isn't it, that a lot of the Spaniards, when they come to these temples, describe them as
Dominic Sandbrook
mosques, because they're coming from the world of the Reconquista and the conquest of Granada and stuff.
Tom Holland
Yeah. And so the kind of despoliation of mosques would be very much their bag.
Dominic Sandbrook
And so they go in. Another conquistador, Juan Ruiz de Arthe, writes, since Atahualpa had ordered that nothing of his father's should be touched, we found many golden llamas, Women, pitchers, jars, and other objects.
Tom Holland
Are there any golden llamas left, or did they all get melted down?
Dominic Sandbrook
No, I don't think there are. See, I remember, you know, we were talking about the children's book last time, the children's books that had pictures of Atahualpa's ransom. It was always golden llamas that were in the pictures for me, and sort of images of the sun and things, the two things that really are memorable from the temple. So in the intro reading that you did, you mentioned a garden of the sun. This is from another chronicler, Fietha de Leon. In the rear of the cloisters was the garden of the sun, where all the flowers, fruits, and leaves were of pure, beaten gold. And we know they were because we know that they took one of them to Charles V's court to show him, and he said, wow, melt it down. They melted it down. They melted everything down.
Tom Holland
Because they did preserve the. The Aztec stuff, some of it. I mean, we do have Aztec treasures.
Dominic Sandbrook
That's a good question about why. Why there's a difference. And I wonder if part of the difference, Charles V at this point, is fighting. Remember we mentioned he's fighting two wars simultaneously.
Tom Holland
Yeah.
Dominic Sandbrook
And the demand for money, you know, in the fighting, the French in Italy must just be overwhelming.
Tom Holland
No time for the arts.
Dominic Sandbrook
No time for the arts. The real star of the temple, though, is a thing called the punchao, which. It means the dawn. And this was, and I quote, an image of the sun of great size, made of gold, beautifully wrought and set with many precious stones of this image of the sun was the single most important of all Inca artifacts. And no one knows what happened to it. So there's one bass conquistador who basically went around for years afterwards saying, I lost it in a game of dice or something very Han Solo or whatever.
Tom Holland
That sounds improbable.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. Other people said, that's rubbish. He never had it to lose. It just vanished and it was never found. So maybe it's still buried somewhere outside Cusco. That's the exciting thing. In a cave or something with the
Tom Holland
mummy of Atahualpa with Atahualpa's body.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. Who knows? Now, while his men have been looking at all this golden stuff, Pizarro's been thinking about the future of the empire. The day after entering the city, he summons Manco and he says to him, you know, you're obviously a great chap. I want you to be the new emperor. So this is a fantastic moment for Manco. I mean, just a few months earlier, he was a teenage fugitive fearing for his life, and now he's going to become the Sapa Inca. He's going to get the whole thing. He goes off outside the city and he fasts for three days at a mountain retreat and then he returns for his coronation, which is this absolutely massive public event. So he's going to be crowned with this kind of red tassels. Oh, yeah. String on his head.
Tom Holland
So the tassel that goes down the forehead.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes, exactly. There's loads of dancing, there's loads of fiestas and all this kind of stuff.
Tom Holland
Have they brought the mummies out?
Dominic Sandbrook
The mummies come out.
Tom Holland
That's great.
Dominic Sandbrook
So Miguel de Estete, one of the conquistadors, has a lovely description of bringing out the mummies. They've all got diadems on their heads, they're put on thrones. There were women who ministered to them with as much respect as if they'd been alive. And actually, my favorite detail. So the mummies are brought out, and next to each mummy there's a little kind of altar with Miguel de Aesthetes says, on which were his fingernails, hair, teeth and other things that had been removed after death.
Tom Holland
I mean, imagine sitting next to Queen Victoria's teeth.
Dominic Sandbrook
What are the. What are the other things? Fingernails. Yeah. Hair, teeth. What does that leave? What else? What are the other things? And then here's the fun detail. And I quote, I think this is from Miguel de Estete. Again, there were so many people in the parties and both men and women were such heavy drinkers that all day two wide drains ran with urine as abundantly as a flowing spring.
Tom Holland
Gorgeous.
Dominic Sandbrook
So just imagine the scene. You're there as a Spaniard, this load of mummies being paraded around with their fingernails, teeth and other things.
Tom Holland
Other things.
Dominic Sandbrook
And meanwhile, people are constantly relieving themselves into these massive, overflowing drains of urine. So it's like being in a festival, I guess.
Tom Holland
Yeah, yeah. It's kind of Glastonbury, isn't it?
Dominic Sandbrook
Or the rest is history festival at Hampton Court this summer.
Tom Holland
I don't think that the people who'll be coming to our wonderful festival will be urinating and bringing the mummies of their ancestors. I mean, I may be surprised.
Dominic Sandbrook
Who knows?
Tom Holland
Yeah, but I don't think so.
Dominic Sandbrook
I put nothing past the members of the Rest Is History Club, quite frankly. So the climax of this event is the Spanish who take charge. Vicente de Valverde reads mass and then they parade into the square where Manco is sitting on a stool surrounded by his nobles. And then Pizarro's secretary, Pedro Sancho, reads out for all to hear the requirement, which we've discussed earlier. It's this mad legal thing that the Spanish have to read the history of the world, the story of Christ, the history of the papacy, and the. It's like a brilliant Rest Is History series and the Spanish monarchy. And then the legal obligation of the Incas to accept the pope, the Church, and the king of Spain. And then it ends with this warning which always amuses me. If they don't do this, the Spanish are legally obliged to do you quote all the harm and damage that we can, and any deaths and losses which shall result from this are your fault.
Tom Holland
So it's like those little disclaimers that we read at the end of our Rest Is History adverts.
Dominic Sandbrook
Exactly. May contain. Yeah. Side effects may include. So at the end, Manco and Pizarro share a kind of golden cup. There's a ritual where all his chiefs pay tribute to the flag of Spain. The Incas sing a lovely song, thanking the sun for allowing them to drive out their enemies, and thanking the sun for sending the Spanish to rule over them. Miguel de Estete says in his memoir, I do not believe they truly meant it. They only wanted to make us think they were happy with our company. I don't think you have to be terribly astute to draw that conclusion. And then one more set piece. Sometimes people, perhaps the more earnest listeners to this podcast sometimes comment there's a lot of bad behavior towards animals at the Rest Is History. And this is a very good example, because Manco decides to celebrate his triumph with a traditional royal hunt, which is called a chaco. And he sends out 10,000 beaters. 10,000 beaters to encircle this huge area of the countryside around Cusco. And these blokes basically have to sort of close ranks slowly until they can all hold hands. And inside this huge ring of people are now trapped all the animals. So that's vicunas and guanacos, which are kind of bilalamas. There's roe deer, mountain foxes, hares, and pumas. And then Manco and his entourage enter the ring along with Pizarro and about 50 Spaniards who've all been armed with sticks. And then they have a brilliant time killing every animal in sight, bludgeoning them to death.
Tom Holland
They're not tossing them.
Dominic Sandbrook
Not tossing them. And the sources say they killed 11,000 animals with sticks.
Tom Holland
God, I wouldn't want to take on a puma with a stick.
Dominic Sandbrook
No, you wouldn't.
Tom Holland
In fact, I wouldn't want to take any of them with a stick.
Dominic Sandbrook
No, no, I think that's fair. John Hemmings says on the. On the plus side, it was a moment of great cordiality between Spaniards and Peruvians.
Tom Holland
It's the universal language, isn't it? Killing animals?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, but bad news, Tom. This cordiality is not going to last because beyond the gates of Cusco, Kiskis is still there with his northern army. And further north, there is an army under a much more terrifying warlord who has just turned one of his victims into a musical instrument. Tom, a very different hunt will soon begin. But this time, who is the hunter and who is the hunted?
Tom Holland
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Tom Holland
Welcome back to the Rest Is history. It is January 1534. We're in Cusco, the capital of the Incas. And it's only three years since Francisco Pizarro set off from Panama. It's a year since he captured Atahualpa. And so far, Dominic, it has to be said, I mean, he has enjoyed an incredible streak of luck. So many points where things could have gone slightly differently and he and all the Spaniards would have been wiped out. But instead, here he is, he's installed at the, you know, in the great capital of the Incas, you know, the very centre of this massive empire. He's got temples, he's got palaces all around him. They've got this compliant young puppet in the form of Manco. He must just be thinking, this is great, everything's going superbly. What could possibly go wrong?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, you're absolutely right. And now he can really get stuck into what he's come here for, which is the gold. So some of the gold of Cusco has been moved north to Cuyamarca, but not all of it. There is a lot more gold in the temples of Cusco, and there is four times as much silver as the Spanish have already shared out. So for the Spanish, this is basically the best thing ever. So all their accounts, you know, they say, you know, wherever you went, you basically found pictures of gold, golden effigies. Pedro Pizarro has a section where he says, you know, we went and found to this cave and it was full of women's shoes made of gold.
Tom Holland
I mean, you can see why it drives the Spaniards mad, because this is exactly what in their wildest fantasies, they had been imagining. And now those fantasies have come true. And it will implant a kind of gold lust that will continue to rage for decades and centuries afterwards.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, it will. And actually, the mad thing about them all falling out, which they do, spoiler alert, they all end up killing each other, is they were all really rich men. They've got enough money now to buy a country, estates back in Spain to make their family's reputation, all of this kind of thing. But the lust for more and more just seems to seize them. And the competitiveness and the fear that your gold will be taken away, I suppose that's at the back of their mind the whole time.
Tom Holland
There is grist for a moralist.
Dominic Sandbrook
There is Christopher moralist. So there was a young priest who wrote an account of this, Cristobal de Molina. Their only concern was to collect gold and silver to make themselves all rich without thinking that what they were doing was wrong and that they were wrecking and destroying. For what was being destroyed was more perfect than anything they possessed.
Tom Holland
So it's like the lamentations over the beauties of Tenochtitlan, isn't it?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
After that has been destroyed.
Dominic Sandbrook
And there are people clearly at the time who think, you know, there are one or two people who think, God, hold on, are we losing our minds here?
Tom Holland
Are we the baddies here?
Dominic Sandbrook
Are we the baddies? Exactly. But Pizarro himself is in no mood to mess around. So exactly one month after he entered the city, on the 15th of December, 1533, he says, let's start the melting down. And for the next two months, as in Carjamarca, the forges are roaring day and night and they're producing another colossal, colossal hoard of gold and silver bars for shipment back to Spain. Now, in the meantime, Pizarro is thinking about the issue, the wider Inca empire. So Pizarro is not a fool. He knows what happened to Cortes in Mexico, that Cortez ended up cornered in the Aztec capital Tenochtitlan, future Mexico City and basically had to fight his way out and he doesn't want that to happen to him. So if we think about the map and think about the Inca empire in thirds, because it's a long, it's not wide, it's just very long. The Spaniards are in the central third, so that's basically modern day Peru and they control that Pizarro and Manco. Then you've got the southern third, so below that and that's modern day Bolivia and northern Chile and that so far no Spaniard has been there. They don't know what it's like but as far as they know it's loyal to Manco so that's fine. But the problem is the northern third, so that's modern day Ecuador and southern Colombia. That is Atahualpa's heartland. You know, the civil war in the minds of the people of the north is still going on and the Spaniards are merely a new factor in this war.
Tom Holland
And one of Atahualpa's achievements during his imprisonment had been to spare Quito and the north from the attentions of the Spaniards, hasn't it? He's, he'd sent all the, the kind of the looting party southwards.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes, exactly. So if the Spaniards want to unite the empire under Manco, they will have to beat Atahualpa's former generals, two of whom, I mean they've already burned Chalco Chima, but two of them are on the loose. So one of them is this guy Qiskis who had previously been in Cusco. He's been driven north from Cusco. He still probably has about 20,000 men, so quite battle hardened troops at this point. Most of Kiss, Kiss's men, although they're battle hardened, they are exhausted. They've been on the road for what, two years and they want to go home to Ecuador. And so he's trudging back all this time towards Ecuador with a gigantic mob, I mean thousands of llamas and porters carrying all their stuff. So bear them in mind. But there is another general up in the north who is a very ruthless man and this is a guy called Ruminyawi. And he enters this story with some very colorful behaviour which we have been trailing extensively. So basically after Atahualpa died there was a question among the northerners about who would succeed him as the claimant. Atahualpa had a brother called Kiliscacha and he said, well I'll do it. And it's not clear whether he wants to be emperor himself. Or regent for Atahualpa's sons. Anyway, Ruminyawi, who is the commander, the military commander, he said, you want to do it?
Tom Holland
Great.
Dominic Sandbrook
Let's have a big wake for Atahualpa. You know, we'll have a party to celebrate and celebrate your elevation. They have this wake. It's like the sort of red wedding or something. Rumi Nyawi gives Kilis Kacher and his entourage. He says, have some lovely drinks. These drinks have been drugged. And when they pass out, Rumi Nyawis men cut their throats. So that's the end of them. Well, not quite the end, because then Rumi Nyahui literally turns Kilis Kacher into a drum. And I quote, I shouldn't laugh because it's hideous. He extracted all the bones through a certain part. We don't know what that part is.
Tom Holland
Very coy, these chroniclers, aren't they?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. He extracted all the bones through a certain part, leaving the skin intact, and made him into a drum. The shoulders formed one end of the drum and the abdomen the other. So with the head, feet and hands embalmed, he was preserved intact but transformed. He was preserved intact but transformed into a kettle drum.
Tom Holland
Goodness. Well, you know, it's like Jan Zizka, the Hussite general, but he had himself turned into a drum after he died.
Dominic Sandbrook
Did he?
Tom Holland
So the story goes.
Dominic Sandbrook
See, Rumi Nyawi's got this bloke as a drum, but they weren't even particularly enemies. He's just a former ally whom he stabbed in the back. I mean, it's a good lesson to others, isn't it? You don't mess with him. So with this kettle drum, he now rules in Quito as an independent warlord. I mean, he's literally kind of the king in the north. Rumi Nyawi. His problem, however, is now the Spanish are after him. So the Spanish have heard rumors that Quito is just as rich as Cuzco and they want its gold.
Tom Holland
Dominic, is there someone else who has heard similar rumours, who we have met in a previous series?
Dominic Sandbrook
One of the best people we've ever done on. The rest is history. He's up there with Augustus the Strong, the Kaiser and all the other big friends of the show with chequered pasts. He is a man who. He loves a gilet. He loves a great laugh. He loves a massacre of indigenous people at a festival, and he loves a weekend trip with the girls to Cornwall to rock or similar. He climbed the Giralda in Seville. He let himself down quite badly in Mexico. He almost certainly went to Tabby's old school, Marlborough College. He's Pedro de Alvarado. So what's he been doing? So if you listen to the fall of the Aztecs, you will remember that Pedro Alvarado is a great laugh, but you want to stay on the right side of him. So actually, he's been roistering around Guatemala and he's been slaughtering indigenous people and being a total legend. And he's heard all these rumours of the gold of Peru and he wants in. So he finally turns up. February 1534. Pedro de Alvarado lands on the coast of Ecuador with a load of Spanish infantry and crossbowmen, 500 of them. So he's turned up with a lot of men and 4,000 Guatemalans. And the great thing about Pedro is everything he touches turns to dust and disaster. Even as he arrives, people in Central America are writing to Spain saying Pedro's turned up and it's all going to go horribly wrong for him. So an official in Panama writes to Charles V, although there are many Guatemalans, I believe they will all die soon because they're from a hot country and they're going to a cold one. And that sounds like the official in Panama is an idiot, but no, he's actually quite right. So Alvarado kicks off in absolutely textbook Pedro fashion. He indulges in what John Heming calls some unnecessary cruelty to the coastal tribes.
Tom Holland
Oh, don't do that, Pedro. Oh, Pedro, don't do that. Oh, Pedro.
Dominic Sandbrook
Pedro's such a laugh. So even by Spanish standards, he is so cruel that the other conquistadors later hold a judicial inquiry.
Tom Holland
I mean, how bad do you have to be?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, for all the other guys, Pizarro Almagro, all these people saying you're. You've crossed the line. So to give you an indication, he starts enslaving women and children, chain gangs. He hangs some village chiefs. He has people burned alive. He has one local chief fed to some dogs because he's bought a whole
Tom Holland
load of war dogs, hasn't he?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes, he has. Bloody love a dog.
Tom Holland
A hound.
Dominic Sandbrook
And then, once he's had some fun there, he heads inland into the forest towards Quito, having enslaved hundreds of local people to act as his porters. Big spoiler alert. This is not going to end well for the porters, or indeed for anybody else associated with Pedro de Alvarado's expedition
Tom Holland
and the other Spaniards, the other conquistador leaders. When Alvarado turns up, it's a bloody massacre, right? I mean, you kind of go, oh, no.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. They're gutted.
Tom Holland
Not Alvarado.
Dominic Sandbrook
That is a little bit unreliable. They're going to be bloody carnage. Exactly. They're gutted. They're shocked, actually. And immediately two other rival armies shoot off. I mean, I say armies, they're sort of expeditions to try to beat Alvarado to the gold of Quito. So one of them goes from the coast and it's 200 men under one of Pizarro's captains, a guy called Sebastian de Ben Al Cather, who is from Andalucia. The chronicler Theater de Leon said he was a man of little knowledge, poor origin and a low intellectual, which doesn't really inspire confidence. Yeah. But actually he does quite well, as we shall see. And the other is Almagro, Pizarro's partner. Imagine if you're Almagro, right? You've already been cheated out of load of gold once. Now you think, well, at least I'll probably get the gold of Quito. And now Alvarado has turned up with his red trousers girlfriends. Oh, you're like, oh, no. So what happens next is a bonkers story. It's very. I already mentioned Game of Thrones. It's very George R.R. martin. It's actually a shame that the Spanish cross chroniclers don't go into it in loads of detail. So, you know, the details are a bit sketchy. Ben Al Kathara gets there first. He goes across the desert of northern Peru, he goes up into the mountains and he comes out on the high moors of southern Ecuador and he's picked up a load of native supporters called the Canyari. The Canari had always hated the Incas. Atahualpa have been really cruel to them. They basically can't wait to have a crack at Quito. They can't stand Quito.
Tom Holland
What about the wanker?
Dominic Sandbrook
The wanker out of the picture now, Tom.
Tom Holland
They're not part of it.
Dominic Sandbrook
No, they're not part of it. So they advance towards Quito and they get to the shadow of Mount Chimboratho.
Tom Holland
So, fantasy story, isn't it?
Dominic Sandbrook
And at the hamlet of Teocacas, in the shadow of this mountain, this bloke Rumi Nyawi is waiting for them with his drum, with his huge drum and his massive army.
Tom Holland
Do you know, I reckon that Alvarado would. I mean, he'd find that a bloody
Dominic Sandbrook
good laugh with a drum. Yeah, yeah. He'd turn loads of people. He'd have an old orchestra of people with trombones. What would be the most amusing instrument that you could make somebody into an Oba, you'd be gutted. If they said you're going to end up as a triangle, you really would. Anyway, this battle, right? I mean, historians, first of all, they can't agree when it happened, possibly 3rd of May, 1534. They don't even agree what to call it. So some historians call it the Battle of Theocahas, some people call it the Battle of Mount Chimborazo. They can't agree it's a massive battle that no one knows anything about. So the Spanish chronicler Gonzalo Fernandez Obiedo claimed that there were 50,000 people fighting there. Nine out of 10 of them were indigenous. The Spanish are only a tiny element of this battle, but the Spanish, because it's on the high moors that favors the Spanish horses. And Oviedo's account is great actually. He says it started with this sort of Lord of the Rings, you know, Battle of the Peleno field charge by the Spanish cavalry. They're all shouting Santiago. And I quote, they attacked fiercely, trampling the Indians under their horses and causing great bloodshed with their lances. Terrible bravery and fury were shown by either side. The Indians rallied to a cry that this was the moment to fight for their liberty. The Spaniards shouted that their very lives were at stake. The Indians bravery was exceptional, although they saw the battlefield soaked in blood and covered with the bodies of their dead. And although they realized their doom, they fought on with marvelous vigor, lacking neither strength nor spirit. So it's this great sort of Tolkien esque clash. And Rumi Nyawe's men were in danger, breaking. But then they rallied, they killed some of the horses, maybe they did manage to club them to death or hit them with a drum or whatever. And they forced the Spanish to fall back. And night falls and the two sides are deadlocked. And you would think this might be a disaster for the Spanish since they're outnumbered. But overnight the Spanish tricked the ketones. They left their campfires burning, but they slipped away in the darkness. And Ruminawha's men didn't realize till it was too late.
Tom Holland
And did they just leave their porters behind?
Dominic Sandbrook
I think they must have left some of them, I guess. But what this means that basically they able to get into Quito. So Ben Alcatha and his men are able to basically skirt Rouminyar's army and get into Quito. But when they get there, they're gutted to find that Rouminyard has already taken sort of Russia 1812 style action. Romano has Gutted Quito. He'd taken all the treasure. He's taken Atahualpa's family. He's taken 4,000 women, and he's set fire to the palaces and the storehouses. And he's withdrawn. He's basically withdrawn with all them into the forests. Some poor behavior by Ruminari. Ruminari and his men said to the virgins of the sun temple, there were 300 of them, you should leave with us, because the Spanish will arrive and they will rape you if you don't. And the Virgin said, no, we don't want to. So Rumi Nyahwe's men killed them all.
Tom Holland
Do you know, if Ruman Yahweh told me to do something, I would do it. I'm not going to mess around. I'm going to go, yes, fine, whatever. Please don't turn me into a drum.
Dominic Sandbrook
So then the Spanish disgraced themselves massively. They couldn't find the treasure. They sort of raid around the local countryside looking for the treasure. They can't find it. They start slaughtering all the women and children, demanding, you know, where is the gold? Even the official royal chronicler of the expedition said this was cruelty unworthy of a Castilian God.
Tom Holland
That is stern words.
Dominic Sandbrook
There's our stone words. And actually, if you're Ecuadorian, you think things are bleak. But now things are going to get a lot worse because both Diego de Almagro and Pedro de Alvarado are fast advancing on the Ecuadorian heartland. So Almagro arrived first and actually he behaved himself, by his own standards, quite well. Unfortunately, it's a very different story with Marlborough College's Pedro de Alvarado, because he. He has absolutely disgraced himself, even by his previous standards. So bas. After he left the coast, he got completely lost in the jungle. His men were hacking their way through the jungle, being attacked by insects and ravaged by disease. All their stuff rusts in the humidity. They're caught in a volcanic eruption and covered with ash. Covered with ash. They. He says, come on, you know, stop complaining, man up. They get through the jungle. They emerge into the Andes. Then they go the wrong way, and they go up the highest mountain pass into the Andes. So they're wading through snow drifts, covered with snow. 85 Spaniards died of exposure or hypothermia because they'd gone the wrong way in this mountain pass. But just as that bloke in Panama had predicted, all of the Guatemalans and Alvarado's native porters and a huge mob of female camp followers literally Freeze to death as well.
Tom Holland
It's classic Alpharado.
Dominic Sandbrook
It is. They've all died. He hasn't died. However, he finally approaches Quito where he finds the other Spaniards waiting for him. And basically everybody thinks there's going to be this huge inter Spanish battle. But one of them blinks. And do you know what? This is a very poor advertisement for Tabby's old school, because the person who blinks is Pedro. After all that, what's going on there? He's lost his bottle. He's completely lost his nerve, I think, because he's covered with snow and volcanic ash and he's killed all his people. He's lost his mojo a little bit because basically he does a deal. He will sell all his ships and gear to Almagro for 100,000 gold pieces. All his men that have come with him, the ones who are still left, will stay in Peru and work for the other Spanish generals. But he himself, Alvarado, agrees that he will leave Peru and never come back.
Tom Holland
That is a shame.
Dominic Sandbrook
And he goes back to Guatemala sort of in disgrace. And if people want to know what happened to him, his later life, there was a lot more sort of roistering around in Mexico and Central America, a lot of killing people and unnecessary cruelty. And he ended up dying in a very amusingly banal way. He died in 1541 and a freak
Tom Holland
accident went out or sat on him, didn't he?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah, horse fell on him.
Tom Holland
He had a very. A very impressive wife, Dona Luisa, the Governor of Guatemala.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah.
Tom Holland
And I think she's. In the entire history of the Spanish Empire in the Americas, she was the only female governor.
Dominic Sandbrook
Is that right? They're both buried in. I can't remember what it's called. It's called Antigua or something like that, in an old. The old capital of Guatemala. I've often thought I'd like to go and see his grave. Tabby said she went and saw his. She went and saw his portrait in Seville. When she went to Seville.
Tom Holland
Good on Tabby.
Dominic Sandbrook
So that leaves two of the Spanish generals, Almagro and Ben Alcatha, to deal with the northern warlords. So, first of all, Quisquis. Quisquis has been trudging all the way up from Cusco with his colossal llamas.
Tom Holland
And does he know what's waiting for him?
Dominic Sandbrook
Not really, no. No, he doesn't, actually. So there's a bit of mountain pass action, skirmishes and stuff, which we won't go into, basically. Eventually they emerge into southern Ecuador, him and his men, his Men arrive in Quito province to discover the Spanish have captured their capital. They are gutted. They can't believe it. They thought they'd won the civil war, you know, a year ago or whatever, and now they've got home to find that these weird bearded men have basically killed everybody and seized their own city. They're distraught. And they go to Kiskis and they say to him, you know, look, General, go and ask the Spanish for peace, quote, they are invincible. And Kiskis says, you cowards. I would rather starve in the wilds than bend the knee and surrender my country. He reminds me of Charles de Gaulle.
Tom Holland
And is he similarly successful? Does he emerge as the leader of a proud and independent Incan state?
Dominic Sandbrook
No. When he says that, his officers take out their clubs and they bludgeon him to death. Oh, so that's the end of him. John Hemming says it was a tragic end for one of the Empire's finest generals who passionately resented the menace and humiliation of the conquest. So I feel sorry for him. He didn't turn anyone to a musical instrument. He led his men with great valor. He wouldn't surrender, and he ended up on the wrong side of a club. And that's sad, okay, but the guy
Tom Holland
I mean, kettle drum guy, he's still very much on the scene, isn't he?
Dominic Sandbrook
He is, but he's lost momentum, too. A lot of his men desert. They think the Spanish can't be beaten. He's taken refuge in the mountains outside Quito. And at last, a conquistador called Miguel de la Chica gets a tip off that Rumanyawi is resting by a mountain lake. When I reached the lake, the Lord Rumanyawi was beside a small hillock, leaning against a tree. I closed with him, and after struggling for a very long time, I captured him. And so Rouminawi is taken under guard back to Quito, where Sebastian de Bellcatha is in charge of interrogating him. Him? Whether he's got his drum with him, I do not know.
Tom Holland
Does he have any gold?
Dominic Sandbrook
No.
Tom Holland
Hasn't got a drum, hasn't got gold. What's the point of him?
Dominic Sandbrook
I'd like to think he's still got his drum, but surely they allow him to get. Because Atahualpa was allowed to keep the severed head of that bloke to use as a teapot or whatever. So surely this guy is allowed to keep his human drum. Anyway, they torture him. They burn him again, more singeing. Where's the gold? No joy. And at Last, they bring him out, 1535, June 1535, into the main square of Quito, and they execute Rumin Yahweh. I think they burn him as well. And the conquest of the north is complete.
Tom Holland
It's rapid, isn't it?
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. It's what, a year.
Tom Holland
Yeah.
Dominic Sandbrook
To conquer the whole thing and beat two armies. Yeah, yeah. And a lot of it, I think, not because the Spanish overpowered people in battle, but they just. It's about morale. The Keatons just sort of lost heart. They thought they can never beat these blokes with their horses. Also, I guess a key point, they've got tribal allies, the Kanyari people I mentioned. You mentioned with great enthusiasm, the Huancas.
Tom Holland
Yes.
Dominic Sandbrook
They've got various such people. What did we say in the Aztec series? Diversity is not their strength. So now, you might think this is the end of the story, but you would be wrong, because back in Cuzco, Manco has been surveying all this and thinking, this is not quite what I thought it would be.
Tom Holland
He's slightly riding a crocodile here.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yeah. Because clearly, you know, the Spanish have been melting down all this gold and silver all this time. It took him three months to do it. And then Pizarro shared it out. But the Spanish do not stop there. Now, every previous Spanish expedition to the New World had degenerated quite quickly into disorder and feuding, and the conquest of Peru, I'm sorry to say, is no different. So in March 1934, Pizarro had refounded Cusco as a Spanish city under Spanish law. And at the time, Pizarro, to be fair to him, had directed that locals should be well treated. And I quote, the native people of this country were created as our brothers and our descendants of our first ancestors. I mean, that's the sort of message of the Las Casas school, isn't it, Tom?
Tom Holland
Yes.
Dominic Sandbrook
That there are always people in the Spanish world who are saying, if we are true Christians, we cannot treat these people just as slaves and, as, you know, dogs and all of this. We can't burn them and chain them up and execute them. We've got to treat them properly, we've got to be true to our principles.
Tom Holland
Yeah, but I mean, it never crosses their mind that turning up, nicking their city, turning it into something completely else. I mean, that's quite bad.
Dominic Sandbrook
Well, I think we think it's bad. They didn't think it was bad, they thought it was tremendous. Yeah, I know, but the problem, I think, is they don't even do the bare minimum because Pizarro's men are clearly disobeying him. And we know this because he's having to send out constant instructions. Stop looting gold and silver from the locals. Stop mistreating people. There's a story about a conquistador called Gonzalo Maldonado who ignores him. He imprisons the high priest of Cusco and says, I won't let you out until we give me gold and silver. And Pizarro basically has to threaten to execute this guy to force him to release the high priest.
Tom Holland
It would still have been possible, surely, for the people of Cusco, the native people, to rise up and wipe these people out. Yeah.
Dominic Sandbrook
But at this point, Manco and therefore
Tom Holland
the elite, are on their side.
Dominic Sandbrook
On their side, because of course, at this point, they are still using the Spaniards in their own minds to conquer the north.
Tom Holland
And this is what's changing in Manco's mind. And I suppose also what is starting to happen at the same time is that all these guys who've been told, brilliant, there's loads of gold out in Peru, who've been coming from Spain are
Dominic Sandbrook
starting to turn up, are beginning to turn up. So this is a huge thing. The colonial officials across the rest of the Spanish empire, that's the Caribbean, Central America, are already rising to Spain and saying there's going to be nobody left. The news from Peru is so extraordinary that old and young men alike are packing up to go there. Unless they're tied down, we won't have a single citizen left that's from Puerto Rico. So there are loads of such letters. And there are so many people arriving on the coast now that Pizarro decides we're going to build a new base on the coast, a new city on the coast. And he picks a site in January 1535. He wants to call it the City of the Kings, Ciudad de los Reyes, but it ends up being called after a local oracle, which in Quechua was called the speaker, or limac I E. Lima. Now, meanwhile, all these people, as you correctly say, Tom, are turning up and they want something. Now the gold's been distributed. So what Pizarro is giving them is land. He is giving out huge tracts of land to Spaniards, entire villages, thousands of laborers. What you would do if you were a settler, you would live in a Spanish townhouse, Spanish built in a Spanish town, a Spanish foundation in Peru. But you would be given huge landed estates outside the town, and you would be given hundreds or thousands of workers, because, remember, there was no private property before. This was no private enterprise. There was Basically enforced labor. You would be given thousands of so called Indians who are obliged to deliver regular tribute to you.
Tom Holland
So this is the, the encomienda set up that the Spanish have been practicing in the New World since the very beginning.
Dominic Sandbrook
Yes, especially in Mexico.
Tom Holland
And which is so open to abuse.
Dominic Sandbrook
Exactly. It is. I hate to use the jargon because I don't like using jargon generally, but people talk of settler colonialism, and if you want a really good example of extractive settler colonialism, this is a very good one. And actually royal officials are telling Pizarro stop. Stop giving out other people's land. Lands, the Indians so called, are free Spanish subjects under the Crown. It's not your place to give them to people. But the other conquistadors keep saying to him, we want more land. And if he wants to keep his position as top dog, he has to appease them. See, a big problem for Pizarro. Bigger problem for Manco, though. If young Manco, the young emperor, is watching this in his palace, he is thinking, what's happening? My empire has been given away around me. His position, of course, is incredibly insecure. He's young. There's been a civil war. You know, there's a growing sense that he's a Spanish puppet. There are complaints coming in to his palace all the time. The Spanish are behaving badly in the countryside. They're enslaving people, they're raiding villages, they're searching for gold. And then in the summer of 1535, two things happen that are absolutely disastrous. One of the Pizarro brothers takes a fancy to Manco's sister, who is also his wife. And secondly, the feud between the Pizarro brothers and Diego de Almagro reaches boiling point. And what we'll be talking about next time, Manco summons his people to war. The battle for Cuzco, one of the greatest sieges in the history of the Americas. Pizarro's darkest hour and the bloody climax of his feud with his former business partner, Diego de Almagro.
Tom Holland
So still so much to come and Rest is History. Club members can hear that episode right now, of course, and if you would like to join them, if you would like to pile in to the cusco of our special offer in the Rest Is History Club, then you can go to the restishistory.com and do so there. But for now, goodbye.
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Release Date: February 26, 2026
Hosts: Tom Holland & Dominic Sandbrook
In this gripping continuation of the "Fall of the Incas" series, Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook unfurl the dramatic aftermath of Atahualpa’s execution, the Spanish push toward Cuzco, the intensifying scramble for gold, and the epic civil war that tears apart what remains of the Inca empire. With trademark humor, vivid imagery, and razor-sharp analysis, the hosts examine the rivalries—both Spanish and Inca—the role of indigenous allies and enemies, and the brutal realities of conquest, culminating in the arrival of new power players and one of the era’s bloodiest battles. The story is punctuated by dark wit, offbeat tangents, and memorable asides about golden llamas, human drums, colonial hubris, and the fate of Inca royalty.
On the spectacle of Inca Cuzco:
“[The] garden of the sun at Cusco—a wonder of the earth…Life-size 20 golden llamas grazing with their kids.” — Tom Holland (as De Soto in “Hunt of the Sun”) [02:36]
On Spanish greed:
“But the lust for more and more just seems to seize them. And the competitiveness and the fear that your gold will be taken away, I suppose that's at the back of their mind the whole time.” — Dominic Sandbrook [44:25]
On the failure of Inca resistance:
“The weight of Spanish technology, of numbers and also disease…Smallpox has made its entrance and will continue to decimate the populations of South America.” — Dominic Sandbrook [13:26]
Darker humor about conquest:
“We love an Inca warlord who turns his victims into percussion instruments. On the rest is history.” — Tom Holland [06:03]
On Spanish legal absurdities:
“It's this mad legal thing that the Spanish have to read—the history of the world, the story of Christ, the history of the papacy…If they don't [submit], the Spanish are legally obliged to do you ‘all the harm and damage that we can, and any deaths and losses which shall result from this are your fault.’” — Dominic Sandbrook [36:06]
On cruelty and collapse:
“Even the official royal chronicler of the expedition said this was cruelty unworthy of a Castilian God.” — Dominic Sandbrook [58:56]
On lasting effects:
“If young Manco…is watching this in his palace, he is thinking, what's happening? My empire has been given away around me.” — Dominic Sandbrook [69:44]
The episode exemplifies Tom and Dominic’s signature blend of drama, deep research, irreverent humor, and sharply observed parallels. They move seamlessly from grand narrative and moral reckoning to playful tangents (e.g., which monarch they’d sleep with if mummified, [29:04]), always returning to the profound tragedy and consequences of the conquest. Listeners experience both the almost mythic scale of Inca civilization’s destruction and the all-too-human absurdities and ironies at the heart of history.
The podcast closes with a tantalizing cliffhanger: Manco, disillusioned and desperate, is about to challenge his Spanish “allies.” Civil war among the Spanish looms, and the stage is set for the dramatic Siege of Cuzco—one of the age’s greatest and bloodiest confrontations.
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