Podcast Summary: The Right Time with Bomani Jones
Episode: Danny Parkins on Jalen Hurts & Eagles loses to Chargers, Shedeur Sanders' insanity, Philip Rivers' return | 12.09
Date: December 9, 2025
Host: Bomani Jones
Guest: Danny Parkins
Episode Overview
Bomani Jones welcomes Danny Parkins (of FS1’s First Things First) to discuss the Philadelphia Eagles’ recent struggles, the complicated narrative around Jalen Hurts, media insanity around Shedeur Sanders, the surreal possibility of Philip Rivers returning to the NFL, and a humorous look at suburban police blotters. The tone blends sharp football analysis with playful, observational commentary about sports media and American culture.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Philadelphia Eagles Collapse & Jalen Hurts' Turnovers
(Starts ~03:13)
- The Eagles just lost to the Chargers in a bizarre, turnover-filled game for Jalen Hurts.
- Hurts had five turnovers, including a never-before-seen “two turnovers on the same play” (interception, fumbled, Hurts recovered, then fumbled again).
- Bomani's Take: “I can't imagine having anything tethered to the Eagles right now.” (04:17)
- Danny points out Philly fans' sports radio hysteria after losses and how irrational their calls can get.
“People just saying all sorts of irrational shit that is going to be objectively hilarious.” (05:34 - Danny) - On Hurts: Both feel Hurts is a confounding talent—“not a good thrower,” but clutch and tough.
- Critical of his decision-making on the last interception, “That’s just a decision and a throw you cannot make.” (07:17 – Danny)
- The hosts run through past and present critiques: He's limited offenses at Alabama, Oklahoma, and now the Eagles, “Every team that I've ever seen Jalen Hurts quarterback has been ultimately limited by his ability or lack thereof to throw the ball.” (08:10 – Bomani)
Notable Quotes
- Danny: “My eyes tell me [Hurts] is not a good thrower of the football. Their actions tell me they do not think he is a good thrower of the football.” (06:04)
- Bomani (sarcastic): “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” when discussing Hurts’ Super Bowl runs amid criticism. (08:45)
Timestamps
- Eagles/Chargers Recap: 03:13–08:45
- Jalen Hurts Analysis: 06:00–10:16
2. Dysfunction in Philly: Coaching and Offense
(Starts ~08:45)
- The hosts debate responsibility: Is it coaching/play-calling or Hurts’ limitations?
- Nick Sirianni’s role questioned, especially given a revolving door of play-callers.
- AJ Brown’s rumored disenchantment is discussed but Bomani notes, “He seems to be speaking for a lot of people in that locker room.” (11:58)
- They both agree: Jalen Hurts isn’t going anywhere, “It's got to be 99% that Jalen hurts is back next year.” (13:13 – Danny)
Timestamps
- Sirianni/Play Calling: 08:45–12:03
- Locker Room Dynamics: 11:51–13:20
3. The Internet’s Role: From Hurts to Shedeur Sanders
(Starts ~14:04)
- Cultural commentary: Bomani anticipates media creating Hurts vs. Shedeur Sanders debates for hot takes.
- Danny asks, “What is, like, the stew [of coverage] that has made the media go insane on [Shedeur]?” (16:05)
- Bomani and Danny both critique coverage driven by social media “debate culture”—everything framed for argument, not discussion:
“Everything becomes something that has to be, rarely is it there to be discussed. It is very often there to be argued.” (17:54 – Bomani) - They analyze Shedeur’s true underdog story and share fatigue with the overwrought media treatment.
- Discuss the realism of Shedeur as a franchise QB; both are skeptical of “crownings” after losses.
Notable Quotes
- Danny: “I've never seen people so happy to crown a guy a franchise quarterback for losing to the Tennessee Titans.” (21:21)
- Bomani: “That's not the world we're in... That's not the world that we're in. That's not... No.” (21:36)
Timestamps
- Hurts/Shedeur “Debate”: 14:52–15:49
- Sanders Hype Analysis: 16:05–20:53
4. Quarterback Quandaries: Browns, Backups, and the Draft
(Starts ~22:57)
- Could Shedeur Sanders be a solution/bait for the QB disasters of the Eagles or Browns?
- Legit skepticism over Browns passing on a top-5 QB pick just for “Shedeur fever.”
- Both bemoan “Kenny Pickett situations”—reaching in the draft for a mediocre QB:
“It's never a good idea to reach... because a first round pick is a tremendous asset if you hit on them at any position.” (28:04 – Danny) - Bomani reflects on miserable fanbases and how sports radio thrives amid their pain (Cleveland, Detroit, Philly, Chicago).
Timestamps
- Browns/Shedeur in NFL: 22:57–29:19
- Sports Radio in Sad Cities: 28:55–31:41
5. The Surreal Return of Philip Rivers?
(Starts ~32:23)
- Bomani breaks news: The Colts are seriously considering bringing back 44-year-old Philip Rivers, out of retirement since 2020, to play QB.
- Both incredulous and amused:
- Danny: “That's impossible. I refuse to believe that.” (33:10)
- Bomani: “He's a semifinalist for induction in the hall of Fame this year. This year.” (34:05)
- Mocking the desperation and surreality: Rivers hasn’t played since COVID emptied stadiums.
- Discussion of the perils for young backups (Riley Leonard) being passed over in favor of a “grandpa.”
- Musings on QB longevity, athlete pliability (Tom Brady example), and the brutal physical demands for old QBs.
Notable Quotes
- Danny (on Rivers outplaying a young backup): “It’s totally within the realm of possibility that Philip Rivers's brain and arm is still NFL-caliber—ish. The problem is it's tackle football.” (37:45)
- Bomani (on Rivers’ physique): “I imagine that Philip Rivers with no shirt on looks like a pillow... But it might be a firm pillow.” (37:38)
Timestamps
- Philip Rivers Rumors: 32:23–38:59
6. Social Observational Humor: Life in Suburban Pleasantville
(Starts ~44:14)
- Danny shares hilarious, real police blotter stories from his pampered suburb:
- Neighbors calling the cops on a scarecrow
- Sugar packets on car hoods causing panic
- Calling the police over raccoons (and schools in “soft shutdown”)
- Reports of graffiti (a “pink penis”) on tennis courts
- Playful but pointed observations on small-town anxiety and absurd 911 calls:
- Danny: “We’ve lost the plot as a society.” (51:01)
- Bomani riffs on police work in rich, safe areas:
“Not every police officer is out here working in the jungle. Right?... In the end, you out here coming to rustle up them raccoons.” (49:05) - The segment wraps with Danny reflecting on the challenge of befriending affluent, country-club dads for golf.
Timestamps
- Suburban Police Blotters: 44:14–52:39
Notable Quotes & Moments
| Speaker | Timestamp | Quote | |------------|-----------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Danny | 05:34 | “People just saying all sorts of irrational shit that is going to be objectively hilarious.”| | Bomani | 08:10 | “Every team that I've ever seen Jalen Hurts quarterback has been ultimately limited by his ability or lack thereof to throw the ball.”| | Danny | 06:04 | “My eyes tell me he is not a good thrower of the football...” | | Bomani | 17:54 | “Everything becomes something that has to be...rarely is it there to be discussed. It is very often there to be argued.”| | Danny | 21:21 | “I’ve never seen people so happy to crown a guy a franchise quarterback for losing to the Tennessee Titans.”| | Bomani | 34:05 | “Philip Rivers has not played since they couldn't even fill up the stadiums with people...” | | Danny | 37:45 | “It's totally within the realm of possibility that Philip Rivers's brain and arm is still NFL-caliber-ish. The problem is it's tackle football.”| | Bomani | 49:05 | “Not every police officer is out here working in the jungle...You out here coming to rustle up them raccoons.”| | Danny | 51:01 | “We’ve lost the plot as a society.” |
Segment Timestamps
- Eagles/Chargers Recap & Hurts Meltdown: 03:13–10:16
- Philly Dysfunction/Coaching: 10:16–13:20
- Hurts vs Shedeur Mini-Debates & Internet Coverage: 14:04–21:36
- QB Drama (Browns, Draft, Franchise QBs): 22:57–31:41
- Philip Rivers Comeback?: 32:23–41:19
- Police Blotter Comedy & Suburb Observations: 44:14–52:39
Tone & Style
- Language: Conversational but incisive, irreverent, and loaded with football and pop-culture references.
- Humor: Wry and observational—especially in segments about sports radio hysteria and the absurdities of suburban living.
- Expertise: Deep football knowledge, but not above poking fun at the logic of sports media and fandom.
For New Listeners
This episode offers insightful breakdowns of NFL quarterback controversies, pokes fun at sports talk radio, and transitions smoothly into relatable, comedic takes on daily American life. Bomani and Danny blend analysis and humor, making the conversations accessible and entertaining, even for those less invested in sports specifics.
