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Danny Heifetz
Foreign welcome to the Ring of Fantasy Football show. My name is Danny Hyffit. Today I'm joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Korobeck and we are going over all the players you should add after week nine. Entering week 10, we're also going to go over this really weird Cardinals Cowboys game. And also at the end, we got some crazy emails. I'm not they're worth it. One guy named Luke has the most psychotic breakfast in the short history of breakfast on this show. I'm pretty concerned for his health. Right, dk?
Danny Kelly
I mean, it's the best and the worst possible.
Craig Korobeck
We also have a man whose sexual exploits are so crazy that we couldn't even read his name.
Danny Heifetz
Yes. We redacted someone who really wanted their name Red.
Danny Kelly
That is a hook right there. I love that.
Craig Korobeck
So, well, we've got a great show for you tonight. Natasha Bedingfield is here. So stick around. We'll be right back.
Danny Heifetz
Wait, hold on. Wait.
Craig Korobeck
While you're doing my voice is correct?
Danny Heifetz
No, no, keep it. While you're doing the SNL thing, will you do the guy's voice, the intro voice guy that you're actually really good at. It turns out.
Craig Korobeck
Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader.
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Craig Korobeck
Yeah. Can I admit something embarrassing? So I have YouTube TV. I'm a paying customer. There's a dispute between YouTube and Disney over carriage fees. So you couldn't watch the game. My building has cable.
Danny Kelly
Just grandfather did.
Craig Korobeck
I couldn't figure out how to get it to work. Oh, couldn't figure it out.
Danny Heifetz
Wait, what do you mean your building has cable?
Craig Korobeck
Like, my apartment building offers cable for free? Yes, for free. Basic cable.
Danny Kelly
Do you have, like, a cable outlet in the wall somewhere that you plug a cable, actual cable into and then into your tv?
Craig Korobeck
I've been in my apartment for over two years. When we first got in, there was cable and we used it until we got YouTube TV set up. And then since then, I've only used YouTube TV.
Danny Heifetz
But it was free or you were paying for it and they just have the hookup for cable.
Craig Korobeck
What are you talking. It's free. Basic cable's free, provided by, like, the HOA or it's like. It's like a part of the package of getting the apartment. But anyway, the whole point is, is that, like, there's three remotes. I have like an Apple TV remote, I have a Samsung remote, and then I have the spectrum remote. I couldn't figure it out. So I was. I had to stream the stupid game illegally because I guess I'm 100 years old. So I was off the grid on some illegal site.
Danny Heifetz
I had the same thing. I had. I had a certain kind of site up. Then it crashed. So I decided to pay the. It was five bucks for, like, Sling TV day pass. DK set. DK sent that. I was like, what a boomer gonna pay for this? And then I decided I can't get cable.
Danny Kelly
What a boomer.
Craig Korobeck
I know.
Danny Heifetz
And then I was like. So then I started. Pulled that up on my laptop and I, for whatever reason, now, with the update to Mac, instead of just back in my day, put HDMI to hdmi. Just extend this display. It wanted to airplay the audio, but even though the thing was extended, it. It took me. I missed the entire. Where the Cowboys went through. The Cardinals drive like knife through butter. I couldn't hear or see it at the same time, either hearing the plays or, like, watching, but I couldn't hear anything. And the whole time I'm just, like, fucking mad at airplay, trying to get this game going. And I also felt like an idiot.
Craig Korobeck
I gotta say, it was good. It was nice timing, because I would probably say this was the one of the more irrelevant Monday night Football games to watch, where it doesn't really matter if nobody had access to this game because it was Cardinals Cowboys, and for most of the game, the Cardinals just kicked the shit out of Dallas. There was a moment there where it felt like Dallas was kind of building some momentum, right? A brutal Javante Williams fumble. Dak got sacked a bunch of times and this game never was even within 10 points.
Danny Heifetz
The Javante fumble was brutal, mostly because whoever stripped the ball from him or recovered it then said really clearly on the microphone, javante's ass. And they said it like three times.
Craig Korobeck
I did hear that. I got to say, the microphone guy was cooking today. He was all over the place. I was catching everything. He was pointing that thing at everybody.
Danny Kelly
The parabolic, like the. The giant.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, the. Like the laser beam of sound that he's just pointing at people. He was crushing it because I was hearing things. Picked up left and right.
Danny Kelly
He was on his aame the other.
Danny Heifetz
I mean, also, frankly, the most entertaining part of the beginning of the game was that Stephen A. Smith was sitting next to Jerry Jones and did the real life spongebob. All right, I'mma head out. When the Cowboys turn the ball over in the beginning of the game and he just got up and left.
Craig Korobeck
Also speaking of that. So Jerry Jones announced that they've already agreed upon a trade and maybe two.
Danny Kelly
Maybe one or two more. Craig?
Danny Heifetz
I think. Well, I think what happens, I assume, is that basically they wait. Like sometimes instead of just calling us on Tuesday, they'll agree to it. And they're like, all right, if no one involved gets hurt or whatever. But you're not supposed to say it. But he clearly is worried that people will stop paying attention to Dallas because he's talking again. This episode is brought to you by Whole Foods Market. At Whole Foods Market, you'll find great everyday prices for this Thanksgiving. Check out their 365 brand. Nope. Antibiotics ever. Turkey start at 149 a pound with Prime. With organic birds at $2.99 a pound, you'll find Thanksgiving essentials like condensed soups. I love those. Instant mashed potatoes. Like those too. Organic baking spices. Plus low prices on everything else you need, from fresh produce to frozen appetizers. Enjoy. So many ways to save on your Thanksgiving spread at Whole Foods Market terms apply.
Craig Korobeck
What do you guys think the trade is? Do you want to guess right now?
Danny Heifetz
I. They're probably going to trade for Kyler Murray because he's available.
Danny Kelly
It's probably a pass rusher. He said. He said something along the lines of, it's going to help us where we really need a lot of help, which is because they traded away their best player.
Craig Korobeck
Which is funny because Jerry Jones is also quoted this year saying, no one player is going to Change our team.
Danny Heifetz
It'd be funny if they said Aikman.
Danny Kelly
Was like, I think. I think that he should call. I think Jerry Jones should call the other team back and cancel it because one player is not going to make a big enough difference.
Danny Heifetz
Like, damn, be funny if it was two first and Kenny Clark for Michael Parsons. You know, I wonder if they could pull that off. I know the Troy Aikman thing, he really. I love Troy when he just destroys the Cowboys. It's really funny. I mean, Dallas, we don't have to spend that much time on them. They can't stop the run on defense. They can't pressure the quarterback. They can't cover and they can't tackle. That's most of defense. And then the offense has to be perfect. And they come out today and they have two turnovers and downs. They have two different fumbles. They have two different. The fir. The first, again, the first drive was awesome. And they somehow didn't score. Then they have the next two drives, somehow both end on third and 17. And then they quietly have Brandon Aubrey try to tie the field goal record that is like 26 hours old. And then the first half was over.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
And so when they're not perfect, like, they come out and look like this. And so I. I think the way more interesting part is dk. I'm surprised, actually, how mainstream it has now become with. I mean, I. Credit to Joe Buck and Troy talking about it all. This whole second half of the Cardinals kind of seem like they are going to bench Kyler Murray for Jacob.
Danny Kelly
Bench soft.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. Shadow bench.
Danny Kelly
Pretend he's still hurt probably. No, I mean, Aikman was actually saying it as the game was ending. He's like, I don't think they can go back to Keller Murray at this point. I. I think they shouldn't, and I don't think they will. And that's. Yeah, that's a pretty strong statement, maybe. And obviously he spent time with the team this week. Maybe he got some sort of inside information on that. But, I mean, at the end of the day, the way that Brissette is playing, it doesn't really make sense for them to try and go back to Kyler right now. And it can just, like extend this rehab a little bit longer and see how it goes. Keep riding Brissette as long as he's playing well. And he played really well in this game. Their offense is so different when he's back there. Like, he can pass from the pocket. He converted a couple really long third downs. You know, he's he's unlocked Trey McBride in the red zone, which is something that's been a huge problem for Kyler Murray his whole career. I think I saw, I don't know what the status exactly, but he had. McBride now has, I think, four or three touchdowns.
Danny Heifetz
I took a, I took a photo of it because I thought it was amazing.
Danny Kelly
What was it?
Danny Heifetz
It was Cherry McBride. It's 10 straight games with five catches, which the only other tight ends to ever do that are just Tony Gonzalez and Travis Kelsey.
Danny Kelly
Oh, the thing I was going to talk about was the touchdowns thing. He has, like, four touchdowns with Brissette in like, five games. And in, in like 20 or 30 games with Kyler Murray, he had like, three.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, he famously had, what, one last year.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. Similarly, I, I, I, Marvin Harrison Jr. Is one catch shy of his career high in a game like three minutes into the second.
Danny Kelly
Well, and that's, that's another thing, too. That's what I was talking to you guys about, I think, a couple weeks ago is just like, Kyler is not a good fit for the type of receiver that Marvin Harrison is and Brissette.
Craig Korobeck
Is, because he can fit almost anywhere.
Danny Kelly
Yeah. So I don't know. I really don't know what they do here. Obviously, you know, Kyler has a huge, huge contract, but that hasn't, you know, necessarily stopped teams from moving on from the first place.
Danny Heifetz
It doesn't matter. It's just if he's good or not. And the reality is, Kyler said during the season, my knee is as healthy as it'll be, and now he's missing time. I, I just think that this is what happens with shorter guys when, like, you have. Again, I don't keep harping on this, but I feel a little more vindicated when tua literally says:2 weeks ago, I can't see over my offensive line, and he's six foot one, and it's like, we never talk about six foot one, but this guy's six foot one and down. It's harder to see the middle.
Danny Kelly
He doesn't play on time.
Danny Heifetz
So you have, you have to have superpowers to account for the fact of what DK just said, that the rhythm of plays, it's like if you're not, you become functionally, like, you become Kevin James and Hitch, where it's like, you have to stay in your strike zone. You can't actually dance to every kind of song like, you have, like, you're just not able to play in rhythm. And for all the kinds of colors of the rainbow of all these different plays that they're calling. And then Jacoby Brissette comes in and like, damn, didn't. He's not, like, more talented than Kyler Murray, but he can just run more.
Craig Korobeck
Versions, even if playing rhythm.
Danny Heifetz
Yes. He could just play. You don't just do your job. It's like, if everything's working, like, he could just keep the train moving. It doesn't have to be around him. But when KYLER Murray was 24 and again had the athleticism of someone who was the ninth overall pick in the MLB draft and also the first in the NFL, and he could just run around and extend every play by five seconds, like Russell Wilson, who could also do this in 2016, then that is better. You're bringing more to the party than you are taking away. When the athleticism starts to go, you're just taking stuff away from the offense without the otherworldly creation ability.
Danny Kelly
And.
Danny Heifetz
And then you're like, holy shit, Jacoby Brissette's better than you. Actually, it's been really strange.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, I. Unfortunately for Kyler, I. I don't think he's going to age well at all in the NFL.
Danny Heifetz
No.
Craig Korobeck
His size and his scrambling ability, I mean, he's already. I don't think people think of this about Kyler, but this is his seventh season, seventh season for Kyler Murray. He's been in the league a very, very long time, and I'm. I'm not sure how many more opportunities he's. I mean, he'll probably be a starter for another team next year, if I had to guess, and he'll get one more crack at it. But like, KYLER MURRAY At 33 years old, I'm not sure how that would look. I'm not sure how that would work.
Danny Heifetz
Eventually, it'll kind of look like Russell Wilson a little. Kyler's a better throw of the football probably, but I. I guess. And again, I don't want to bury Kyler. Like, obviously, he's really talented. He's really good. I think the flip side with Kyler is it's weird that we're talking about this, and this is kind of the two, I think, too. It's not like people are in love with the intangibles. Like, we're still hearing stuff. Whispers about Kyler's, like, leadership and stuff. And it's like that stuff doesn't fly if you're not good.
Craig Korobeck
Do you think Kyler and Bryce Young, who. I would say Bryce Young has been fine. I don't know if, like, the Ceiling is there for Bryce Young. I feel like we all kind of know what he is. Do you think that the under six foot quarterback and under six foot quarterback will ever go first overall in the NFL draft ever again?
Danny Heifetz
No, probably not.
Craig Korobeck
I don't think so either.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, even Baker Mayfield, it took five years for him to really look good.
Danny Kelly
I mean, Caleb is not that much taller though, at the end of the.
Craig Korobeck
This is the thing with Caleb.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, we joke about this, but the NFL Draft, the GMs aren't that different than women on hinge where it's like a guy's 6 foot flat. It's all we talk about Caleb 6:1. It doesn't come up in the draft process. This is also Caleb Williams issue and that's not about him. It's like Aaron Rodgers isn't that much taller. He's like six two, I guess, but like.
Craig Korobeck
But Kyler's like five, nine, right?
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Ten, five, nine, five, ten. Yes.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah. And I'm so, so. I mean, that's three inches shorter than Caleb, which is.
Danny Heifetz
It is a big deal.
Danny Kelly
It's a. That's a lot. Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
So, yeah. I mean, and again, watch Kyler come back, it'd be great. But overall, I mean, there's a reason Arizona, I mean, Arizona's, no offense, but like one of the more forgettable teams, generally speaking. But Arizona is.
Danny Kelly
If you're playing the Cardinals, if your team's playing the Cardinals, wouldn't you rather have Kyler. Wouldn't you rather have them play Kyler than Brissette right now?
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. I mean, do the fans in this.
Craig Korobeck
Game, especially in the second half, I.
Danny Heifetz
Mean, Jadevian Clowney, really. I mean, they kept. Arizona kept having six offensive linemen in this game and they still couldn't block like Jadevian Clowney. There were a lot of. I mean, there were a couple. I mean, some of it isn't necessarily on be set. There were a lot of just unblocked plays. Like there was a lot of sloppiness from Arizona in this game. I do want to just before we move on, shout out. Arizona is some cool youth on this team. I am a believer in Will Johnson at cornerback, the cornerback out of Michigan. I'm a believer in Walter Nolan, who I think got his first career sack tonight at Ole Miss, who's a very touted guy entering college. But I don't care about them. Calais Campbell ending this game. He's motherfucker was born in 1982 or, sorry, 1986.
Danny Kelly
You were born right at the end there.
Danny Heifetz
He just ended the game with the two sacks and with Dallas and feasibly could have still come back and won the game. Legend I Calais Campbell's literally the oldest defender in the NFL and he genuinely could have retired before COVID and had a long NFL career. And it is crazy that Calais Campbell is actually impacting a Monday Night Football.
Danny Kelly
Yeah. I love that guy. He's awesome. He did like the, the step back jumper. After beginning that second sack, he was.
Danny Heifetz
Slowing down the hurry up. Like Dallas is trying to get to the line. He's like, I'm gonna fucking celebrate this sack. It might be the last one he ever gets. Yeah. So yeah. Shout out Clay's camp dk. What were you. Does it. Does Clay's Campbell give you hope? Because like even Kai the other day was lamenting that there are athletes like his age. Does it make you feel better that a guy's getting sacks that's basically your age?
Danny Kelly
Yes, it does. Definitely. How old is he? Wait, 39? Yeah, man, that's wild.
Danny Heifetz
He turns 40. Oh, he just turned 39. Regardless, that's actually insane. Okay, anything else from this game before we move on here?
Craig Korobeck
No. I would say back to back the Sunday night into Monday night. One of the more. One of the more forgettable back to backs, I would say of the NFL season this year.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, pretty ass. Cowboys suck. Okay.
Danny Kelly
Pretty ass.
Craig Korobeck
Just like Javante.
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Danny Heifetz
All right, let's get to waivers here.
Craig Korobeck
Week 10, baby man, week 10, dude.
Danny Kelly
The playoffs are just around the corner.
Danny Heifetz
What the hell?
Craig Korobeck
So much time now. Yeah, it is fantasy. It's like do or die.
Danny Heifetz
We're going to get into like, you know, power hour over the coming weeks where you get to trade targets. Everyone. I would recommend you go to your league settings and actually look and check what your trade deadline is and confirm you, the commissioner. Because sometimes people are like, oh, actually I'm going to move it up a week or whatever. But like, yeah, it's time to start. If you're in first or second place, it's time to start thinking about like, you know, oh, you're going to make the playoffs. Like, what is your week 15, 16, 17. Also just the most basic of all, make sure your league has the playoffs set to week 15, 16, 17. Because the worst thing ever is when buys are in week 14 and someone started the playoffs that way because they didn't check. Or we. We get emails from people who are like, my commissioner didn't know that week 18, whatever. Just make sure the playoffs are just the three weeks, otherwise it sucks. With that said, we're going through waivers coming up here for week 10. We're going to go position by position. We're going to give our top pick at that position that we would try to play for this week or beyond. And if we pick the same guy, we're going to do a trivia tiebreaker. It's not that complicated. I promise you'll figure it out. Email us at ringer fantasy football gmo.com if you have trivia questions. They're getting good. The trivia questions have been, you guys have been on fire. Thank you for that. Make sure there are numbers so we can go closest to the pin. Also email us your fantasy course for power hour. With that said, decent amount of injuries this week. Dk.
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Starting at running back, who's your number one running back pick you would play if you had to play for someone for this week in week 10, I think we could have a whole separate little mini category here for stashes for later. But if you had to play someone to get fantasy points in week 10, who would you pick up off waivers?
Craig Korobeck
Yucky. Yucky.
Danny Kelly
I don't like that question because none of these are really good options.
Craig Korobeck
This is the nastiest week at running back, I think.
Danny Kelly
Think I'm going to go out on a limb, I guess, and say Tank Bigsby for the Eagles just because good offense they're going to have give him position to score. We don't know yet what the Saquon or what Saquon's groin is looking like this week? Sorry.
Danny Heifetz
Looks like.
Danny Kelly
I don't know. We don't know how healthy Saquon is going to be this week. They're going to be playing the Packers. It's a big game for both teams. Bigsby look great in this last game. He. We. We know he has talent. He's a good runner. And again, this is a good offense that will give him situations where he can score. So I guess I'm going big Spee. But we don't even know if he's going to play that much because Saquon could just play.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, I mean, you could just probably. I mean, you have a whole nother day before you have to submit your waiver claim. So you can see, it was reported that this Saquon groin injury does not appear to be serious and that if the game were closer or more important last week, he probably would have stayed in the game. So, DK, if you knew that Saquon was playing in week 10, who, who would you pick instead?
Danny Kelly
Well, the. The reason I just went with Bigsby is because then I could do that. We do the same thing with Dylan Sampson for the Browns, who, if he, you know, goes in for Quinton Juckins, who hurt his shoulder, Quinte on Juckins back out of practice on Monday. We don't know yet what his status is going to be for the game, but he's at least participating in practice, so that's a good sign. And then past that, honestly, like, there's nobody I feel confident about. So to me, it was like, these are contingent picks. If the starters are hurt this year or this week, I should say, then we can definitely start them. But otherwise you're just kind of getting guys that are in committees right now.
Danny Heifetz
So let's get two giant caveats out of the way. We're recording this Monday night. The NFL trade deadline is tomorrow. Yeah, that's. Please give it a massive caveat to, like. I mean, this is kind of a dumb example. Like, if the Titans trade Tony Pollard, obviously Taj Spears is the starter for the Titans. Even then, he probably still sucks because the Titans defense, the Titans schedule sucks. That's the thing, I think offense sucks.
Craig Korobeck
If something happened to Alvin Camara, I'm like, dude, Devin Neal. It's like, this sucks. Doesn't move these running backs on terrible teams.
Danny Heifetz
Those are ones we can predict. The obvious one is like, Isaiah Davis for the jets, where it's like, if Breece hall gets traded Isaiah Davis is the starter. Braylon Allen's injured. Even then I'm like Isaiah Davis probably going to suck too. But the point being if there was some running back backfield shift from a trade that obviously changes the conversation, I don't think we can try to predict those right now. Like Isaiah, like at this point it's Tuesday. Like on just you're going to see the deadlines and you'll submit the claims to DK's point. I actually think the argument for what DK is saying is actually that if you're going to just play whack a mole at running back and you're basically just hoping to get a Tyler Alger, ask like 11 points because the backup running back scored a touchdown, you get lucky like Algeria Vulturing Bijan Robinson or really Devin Singletary taking a goal and carry to the end zone instead of Tyrone Tracy. I kind of think DK has a point in that if you take Bigsby it's a roll of the dice. And if Saquon gets re injured at any point in the next month and you have Tank Bigsby, you have tripped into like a top 15 running back every week sake once out. So I do think that's a, that that is actually more interesting to me. But then take Bigsby is like what really is the difference between like I would if I need points this week I would pick Devin Singletary for the Giants because he's a goal line running back and he's on waivers. But what is really the difference between Devin Singletary when the Giants are trying versus Tank Bigsby when Saquon has to rotate out? I don't know.
Craig Korobeck
So I think you could also probably say the same thing for guys like Brian Robinson on the niners.
Danny Heifetz
Yes.
Craig Korobeck
If McCaffrey were to get dinged up or I mean honestly the other guy I think who's probably not quite on this tier but Blake Corum on the Rams gets a lot of runs when the Rams are winning big, when Kyron's tired and he looks good and he seems like he's finally kind of earn the trust of McVay a little bit. So I think the three of them are kind of in like you might get seven, eight carries out of them anyway next week and if the starter were to go down they might change your entire league.
Danny Heifetz
I agree with that. Blake Corum, especially because the Rams are playing the Niners this week. The Niners defensive line. So remember how we were saying the only healthy lineman they had was Mikel Williams ACL gone. He tore His ACL just absolutely brutal. The Niners are down to their, I want to say, four fifth and sixth string defensive ends. Like, the Niners have four healthy defensive ends. They're probably two of them joined the team last week. So it's like they have no run defense. So I, I agree with Craig, like, but it's the same thing where if anything happens to Kyron Williams, Blake corn be crazy valuable.
Craig Korobeck
So what do we want to do?
Danny Kelly
Who do we want to choose here?
Danny Heifetz
The other massive caveat that we have to give though is if Kyle Manungai is available, the Bears running back, you have to add him. We're assuming that he's been added between because he's rostered and like, he went from like 8% roster to like 80% rostered. If Kyle Manon guy's available, we all agree Kyle man from the Bears would absolutely be the guy you have to pick here. Like, it's so obvious to us that we're not even going to include him in this exercise.
Craig Korobeck
We should also. Now we've mentioned nine guys. I want to mention a tenth. We should probably mention Terrell Jennings on the, on. On the Patriots. Ramondre's got a toe injury. Those things can linger. Terrell Jennings had 12 touches, got some goal line work. Like, you know, if that's actually a guy where if you want to bank on somebody getting a touchdown next week. If I had to bet any of these guys to get a touchdown next week, Terrell Jennings actually might be number one.
Danny Kelly
Yeah, but we don't know if Ramandre.
Danny Heifetz
Is going to play.
Craig Korobeck
Right. That's what I'm saying. But it's all. You basically have 24 hours to make this decision. We're recording Monday night, like, Tuesday night when we get a better sense of all these injuries, you're going to have to kind of make that call for yourself. But what should we do? Tank Bigsby?
Danny Heifetz
I mean, probably Terrell Jennings. If you actually had to play someone this week. If you're like three and five and if you lose this week, it doesn't matter. You're not thinking about the future. Like, probably Terrell Jennings, if we're being honest.
Craig Korobeck
But that's only if from Andre's out. But yes, okay, yeah, he's a toe.
Danny Heifetz
Injury, but it's not a toe injury. It's turf toe. Right?
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
So I'm like, okay, all right. If you don't want to. If you don't want to take Terrell Jennings, I get it. Honestly, part of me does want to just do Blake Corum because the Rams, the Niners defense is going to get, I think, pretty carved out by McVay.
Craig Korobeck
Why don't we. This was what we should do this. We should just do trivia, and then whoever wins can just pick whoever they want because it seems like we can't.
Danny Heifetz
Agree that is actually. Yeah, there we go. Wow. Split trivia.
Danny Kelly
This is the first time we're just like, none of these guys.
Danny Heifetz
We don't super unprepared for DK to say, take Bigsby.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, I like that, though.
Danny Kelly
You never know what he's gonna do next. The teams are not usually super forthcoming about injuries, and so, like, we could see Saquon be limited in practice all week, and then they just rest him because they want to save him for the playoffs.
Danny Heifetz
Part of me does think it is worth being like, what is really the difference between trying to parse it for backup running backs can get 5 or 8 or 10 points versus part of me is like, the. The extra value of if Blake Corum, if Kyron gets hurt and Tank Bigsby, if Saquon gets hurt, and the third guy that I'm, Brian Robinson, if he's available, if McAff gets hurt. Like, those guys are just so much more valuable if there's an injury. The fact that Saquon already has an existing injury. This is how we got to the Kyle Banungai situation, because we were talking for a month that, well, DeAndre Swift's playing through a groin injury or quad, whatever. If he aggravates it, he'll be great. So actually, I just talked myself into Tank Bigsby.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, I think it's. I agree. I think it's Tank.
Danny Kelly
All right.
Danny Heifetz
It. Tank Pigsby showed up.
Danny Kelly
All right, full circle.
Craig Korobeck
It is the. Take Bigsby showdown time.
Danny Heifetz
The only piece.
Danny Kelly
Let that linger for a while. I like that.
Craig Korobeck
Let it linger.
Danny Heifetz
God, dude, I love, love that song. Also love the gong. This one's from Camille.
Craig Korobeck
Camille.
Danny Kelly
Camille. Is that a C. C bone or is it a K? C bone. What's up?
Danny Heifetz
Breakfast. Is this. I don't know how to pronounce this. Siggy's plain Greek yogurt.
Craig Korobeck
Blueberries.
Danny Kelly
I thought you were saying cigarettes.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, no. I mean, some people actually do say that in the breakfast.
Craig Korobeck
Wait, so what did he have? Ciggies and what else?
Danny Heifetz
Or she.
Craig Korobeck
Okay, sure. What did they have? Sorry.
Danny Heifetz
Siggy's plain Greek yogurt. Blueberries and granola.
Craig Korobeck
Wow.
Danny Kelly
Pretty healthy.
Craig Korobeck
What a nice, lovely breakfast to begin your day.
Danny Heifetz
So Camille writes about how we always joke about Chris Collinsworth, including how Chris Collinsworth's father was Abe Lincoln. Collinsworth.
Craig Korobeck
Yep.
Danny Heifetz
And so Camille wrote, but nobody ever talks about how next to Chris is this angel, Mike Tirico. So Camille asks, how many professional sports has Mike Tirico done, play by play or in game commentary for? Not including the Olympics.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, not. I was going to ask about that.
Danny Heifetz
Not including the Olympics. How many different sports has Mike Tirico done, play by player in game commentary?
Craig Korobeck
Do they have to be professional or.
Danny Heifetz
No, I don't think so.
Craig Korobeck
Like, if he started out doing, like, minor league baseball or like high school.
Danny Heifetz
Baseball, I think 20 year olds.
Craig Korobeck
I don't know.
Danny Kelly
Now and then. Yeah. Okay.
Craig Korobeck
All right.
Danny Heifetz
Three, two, one.
Craig Korobeck
Seventeen.
Danny Kelly
God damn.
Danny Heifetz
What did you say, Craig?
Danny Kelly
I said 18. Craig said 17.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, wow. I said 12. Yeah, I got five.
Craig Korobeck
I feel like, sandwiched then. Damn it.
Danny Kelly
I was just thinking before we read the answer, I'm like, doesn't he do Olympic stuff? Like, wouldn't there be like, you're banging out like six or seven sports in a day?
Danny Heifetz
But you said no Olympics.
Craig Korobeck
No Olympics, though.
Danny Kelly
Oh, fuck. I didn't hear that part.
Danny Heifetz
Okay. He just doesn't listen to anything.
Danny Kelly
You say a lot of stuff, man. I can't listen to every word.
Craig Korobeck
You're always saying stuff.
Danny Kelly
Listen, you say a lot of words.
Craig Korobeck
That's what Collinsworth says.
Danny Kelly
I only have a certain amount of room in my brain.
Danny Heifetz
The answer is I have to count one. PGA Tour, ESPN, Monday Football, NBA, NHL, World Cup Golf, Indy 500, college football, Stanley Cup. That's nine. I don't think we. Football night in America. I don't think that counts as separate. Oh, wait, no, that. Oh, yeah, we didn't count that. Is Monday night, Sunday Night Football different? Doesn't matter. I think I won here. Nine or ten.
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Craig Korobeck
Okay.
Danny Heifetz
See, sometimes when I don't read the answer in advance, it's not as interesting as I thought.
Craig Korobeck
A very normal number, like.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, yeah, that's okay. All right, well, you know what, Camille? I appreciate your breakfast. Whatever. They can all be winners. I'll take Tank Bigsby for the same reason as Kyle Manon guy, which is if Saquon scoring gets worse over November and you have Tank Bigsby on your roster, you will maybe win your league.
Craig Korobeck
I want Blake Corum, also a great pick. I. Cause I kind of think that if. I think if. If Kyron Williams gets hurt, I think Blake Corum can do like or recreate 90% of the fantasy production of Kyron Williams. I don't. If McCaffrey gets hurt so much of his of his role is receiving. Not that Brian Robinson can't do that, but I, I just question. I don't know if he'll be able to replicate that. And, and the offense is like, you know, I don't know. I think I'd rather.
Danny Kelly
Super accurate.
Danny Heifetz
The irony that DK after all this gets stuck having to pick between these guys anyway is really funny.
Danny Kelly
Yeah. There's not a lot of great. I don't know where I'm going here. I guess I'm gonna go with Dylan Sampson just because if Judkins doesn't come back or if he reenters his shoulder.
Danny Heifetz
Judkins is expected to play this week. Kevin Stefanski's already said that. You no interest in Devin Singletary. He's the goal line back for the Giants. I get that the Giants suck.
Danny Kelly
All right, I'll take. I'll take Singletary. I feel like that's.
Craig Korobeck
They are playing Chicago.
Danny Kelly
Yeah, that's the floor pick. I'll go with Singletary. I think Samson, though, like, it wouldn't be super surprising to see Judkins aggravate that shoulders. You know, shoulders can be finicky, so. But there's no good option here.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. You can't lower your, like, forearm to hit a defender.
Craig Korobeck
It's tough out there for what, running back?
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Do you guys feel like it was harder like the running back? I, I, I, for lack of a better term, it's just less liquid to find snaps at running back this year than anything. Remember.
Craig Korobeck
Well, once again, knock on wood. Been a pretty healthy running back year. There has. I would say across the board. Help me. But there has not really been like a true. Usually there is a couple waiver wire explosions every year. I don't know. Has there been one? I guess Kamani Vidal has been good for a couple games.
Danny Heifetz
I think.
Craig Korobeck
I think it was, I guess, Rico Dowdle.
Danny Heifetz
Rico Dowdle.
Craig Korobeck
But it's. It's only been like three games really.
Danny Heifetz
But Dowdle was. Even then Chuba was not really supposed to be like a huge injury. And I don't think anyone saw Daddle thing coming. Hampton going down. It was confusing because it was Haskins or Vidal. And I don't think people played right. And then Vidal and then the other one was James Connor. Really. The frenzy was for Trey Benson, who then was immediately injured.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah. And you know, like, Rashad White's been okay when Bucky Irving was out, but he was rostered soon. Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Like, no, I don't think anyone added Rashad White.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
I feel like he was mostly Already in some. Yeah.
Craig Korobeck
Hasn't been a lot of waiver wire league winners this year. Maybe that'll change.
Danny Kelly
Hope.
Craig Korobeck
Maybe everyone will get hurt this week. That'd be cool.
Danny Heifetz
It'll probably be terrell Jennings, who. No. 1. No one picked. Wide receiver. I think the. The wide receiver depth this week is actually pretty solid.
Danny Kelly
Receiver is much better, I think.
Danny Heifetz
Who's your number one receiver entering week 10 that you would take?
Danny Kelly
There are three guys that I think are really good picks, and I'm gonna go with. I'll just go with the safe one here, I guess. Alec Pierce for the Colts, who is quietly having a pretty solid season overall. The last couple of WEEKS he's had five targets, 10 targets, four targets. Sorry, that was before. This week we had 13 targets. And he is a deep threat on a very good offense in the Colts. Daniel Jones likes to chuck it up to him downfield. He's had at least four targets in every game except for week one. So he's averaging almost nine points per game. I mean, it's a floor play here because there's a couple other guys who I like also. But I guess I'll just go with, like, the consistency that Alec Pierce brings here.
Craig Korobeck
He's on pace for over a thousand yards this year. He has 501 yards through seven games.
Danny Kelly
Yeah, he's good. I think he's a good player.
Craig Korobeck
I'm going to do the stupid thing for if we're. I guess if we're just going for next week, if things change a little bit because they're playing Houston. But stupidly, I'm thinking about Parker Washington on Jacksonville, But I just know the game's going to start and I'm going to be like, why the fuck did I take the Jags? But D. Brown had a concussion in this game. Ryan Thomas didn't play in overtime because of an ankle injury. Travis Hunter's out for a while. So I'm like, Parker Washington, he's kind of like, someone's got to catch passes on this team, but that doesn't always work out. But Parker Washington has been okay the last couple of weeks. So that's where I'm.
Danny Kelly
What.
Craig Korobeck
What?
Danny Kelly
He. He was the other guy I like the most here.
Danny Heifetz
I like. Neither one's perfect because the culture in Germany next week and how many times he's turned on the German, the European game. And you're like, why did I pick a player in this game? Like, you know what I mean? Like that. And then the Colts go on by. So that's. That's the issue with Alec Pierce too, where you're like, oh, I'm going to add a guy, he's going to get two catches because it's like the fucking Germany game and Daniel Jones or whatever looks weird and then he goes on by and you cut him. And I'm like, I get. Because I agree with everything you said, dk. I'm just saying sometimes you pick a guy in that European game, you feel stupid. But I agree with what you're saying too, Craig, where it's like, oh, cool, I picked up a third string receiver against the best defense in the NFL. It's not ideal. I am going to lean to Parker Washington because I think I want to.
Danny Kelly
Change my answer, actually. Yeah, here, here's the deal. I'm going to go with Washington too because Travis Hunter's on the IR Prime. Brian Thomas Jr. Has an ankle injury. He's probably not going to play. Diami Brown has a concussion. Tim Patrick was already hurt coming into this last game with a groin injury. They like actually don't have anyone else.
Craig Korobeck
That is their starting tight end's been out.
Danny Kelly
Yeah, Strange, Brent, strange.
Danny Heifetz
That is why I'm taking Parker Washington because the only reason put Stingley on him and he's.
Craig Korobeck
But I know.
Danny Kelly
Well, that was the only reason. I looked at the schedule and I was like, God, this is the Texans.
Craig Korobeck
The Texas Davis Mills versus Parker Washington.
Danny Kelly
Yeah, but I think ultimately he gives.
Craig Korobeck
You.
Danny Kelly
Like more upside down over more than one game.
Danny Heifetz
I guess he'll have three catches on screens alone for Parker Washington.
Craig Korobeck
Let me ask, what if we just pick Christian Watson now that Tucker Craft towards acl Matthew golden might not play. And it's like, all right, you have Dobbs and Christian Watson going against the Eagles. Matters for the backers.
Danny Heifetz
That's the funny part about the receivers this week. I actually look at them all individually and there's all like glaring like, Christian Watson's clearly the most talented guy here when healthy. But then you're like, who? Watson's still on a snap count. It's also funny to pick a guy still in a snap count. Is also the most explosive player in Green Bay, Tori Horton from Seattle. Where you're like, is he going to just take Cooper Cup's role? But then you're like, okay, so I'm just bounty banking this rookie to take catch touchdowns. All Torrey Harden does is catch touchdowns. What if Cooper cup comes back and then Tory Horton doesn't play in two receiver sets, goes back to three receiver sets. Trey Tucker is like an awesome receiver for the Raiders. Brock Barris is clearly the one. If Jacoby Myers gets traded, you'd be like, oh, Trey Tucker, if he's available, maybe he's been cut. But then they're playing the Broncos and I know Patrick Certain is probably going to miss that game too. But if Jacoby Myers doesn't get traded, you're like, why am I adding Trey Tucker on my team? But all those guys could work out to Horton could take Cooper Cups role and then he's going to be great. Trey Tucker could just be the number two on a Raiders team. That's way better with Bowers. And then all these defensive coordinators are going to see Bowers last week and be like, we'd rather trade Tucker of the football. Watson could just easily be Christian Watson. All these guys are good options. Alec Pierce to me is easy. I agree, dk. If I actually to pick a guy of like, your life depends on this guy getting double digits this week or you'll die, I'd pick Alec Pierce. The combo of like, he's the perfect kind of replacement. The fact that he goes on by next week, I feel like I'm not necessarily getting the juice. So I'll probably go with Parker Washington solely because the staying power of Travis Hunter being on injured reserve, I'm like, Parker Washington will probably be playable for the coming games. But I'm, I mean, maybe I'm, I'm also like, I have Christian Watson in the ringer league and I'm not cutting him for these guys. So maybe the answer is Christian Watson.
Craig Korobeck
I think I.
Danny Heifetz
I'm also not. Yeah, I think Christian Watts, if you're factoring in the rest of the season, Christian Watson has to have the most upside for the simple reason that Jordan Love is going to keep chucking the ball downfield all year and Watson in theory is going to get healthier as a larger role. So maybe. Actually, now that I'm saying it, Christian Watson should be first for me. I would have Parker Washington second and Alec Pierce third. But if you're in a do or die matchup this week, I would actually take Alec Pierce.
Craig Korobeck
Parker Washington has 19 targets in his last two games.
Danny Heifetz
He's, he's, he's the top receiver. Also, we've been saying Brian Thomas looks like ass all year. I kind of look good. Last week he got hurt.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, maybe I'll do Parker Washington. I think it's Parker Washington.
Danny Kelly
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go with that too.
Danny Heifetz
All right, fuck it. All right, fine, I'll do.
Danny Kelly
But I think, yeah, I mean, the reason we're so wishy washy on this is cause there are three good options. Actually.
Danny Heifetz
There are. Yeah. You know what? You know what else I don't want? I, I, I Christian Watson, if you have the luxury of waiting for the season, I don't like that. The Eagles and Vic Fangio playing the packers this week. They just added two cornerbacks and it's like, I kind of think they're gonna throw Jordan love really off his game. There's a. Like, Vic Fangio just has a lot of new pieces. They have a new nickel Michael Card. Like, they can do a lot of new stuff now. So I don't love that either. So, yeah, we'll do Parker Washington showdown.
Craig Korobeck
We'll trust Parker Washington going up against the Texans defense.
Danny Kelly
Let's do that.
Craig Korobeck
All right. It is all these guys are so flawed. It is the Parker Washington showdown time. All right, give me something good and start with a breakfast.
Danny Kelly
It's from Sean Shawnee S bone.
Craig Korobeck
Is it s e a n or s h a w n or s h o n n e like Sean Green, former running back.
Danny Heifetz
Was There was this s h o n n e. I thought it was just s h.
Craig Korobeck
O n. Sean Green was s h o n n e, wasn't he?
Danny Kelly
It was at least s h o.
Danny Heifetz
N n. Oh, no, we're both wrong. S h d k is right. S h o n n. No.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, there was no e. There was.
Danny Heifetz
An e on the end of the green.
Danny Kelly
Oh, just throwing e's out willy nilly.
Danny Heifetz
Wow. Yeah. Look at that. I see the trip chop. Anyway, it's. It's s h a w n. Got it.
Craig Korobeck
What do you think's more common, S e a n or s h a.
Danny Kelly
W n s e a n?
Danny Heifetz
I think I've seen s e a n more.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, that's right.
Danny Heifetz
Anyway, from Sean.
Danny Kelly
That could be the question.
Craig Korobeck
Sean, what's the ratio?
Danny Kelly
How many Sean were born?
Danny Heifetz
Someone send that in. Don't. Actually, Sean's breakfast is a protein coffee shake made up of a cup of cold brew, a cup of water, two scoops of protein powder. That's just adding protein powder to coffee. That's not a shake.
Craig Korobeck
That's like the Workout bros version of a vodka water.
Danny Heifetz
Yes.
Danny Kelly
You know, that does not sound appetizing to me.
Danny Heifetz
Cold brew.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah. I don't think he's doing it for the taste.
Danny Kelly
I don't like cold brew either. Really?
Craig Korobeck
So birds one stone.
Danny Heifetz
Sean sent it this. I love this question. Sean sent in. He was inspired by Craig's Story about just smoking cigars in your room with your college roommate Chris and just making your fucking room smell horrible. Yeah. So his trivia question is, what's the average temperature of the tip of a burning cigar?
Danny Kelly
Jesus Christ.
Craig Korobeck
What a disastrous question.
Danny Heifetz
How hot is the orange part of the cigar?
Craig Korobeck
What a sick and cruel question from Sean.
Danny Heifetz
But how hard is how. How hot is like a fire? I love that. I don't know. I've never thought of this.
Danny Kelly
Oh, my God.
Danny Heifetz
How hot is the orange part of a cigar?
Craig Korobeck
So, like, right after it's lit, we're.
Danny Heifetz
Saying, I. I don't know. It's the. At tip of a burning cigar. I assume the fact burning in my head, I'm like, the orange part.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
How hot is when you take. When you inhale with the orange part. How hot's the orange part of a cigar?
Danny Kelly
Every. These questions make me feel so dumb. Like, now I'm like, I don't actually know how hot.
Danny Heifetz
I don't. Do you guys think everyone driving in their car right now is like, I know the incident.
Danny Kelly
This. How hot is fire?
Craig Korobeck
I hope not.
Danny Heifetz
How? I wrote my answer down, because when I read this, I immediately had a random number pop in, and I'm like, I'm gonna go with that.
Craig Korobeck
Feel like all three of us are gonna say the same number.
Danny Heifetz
You think?
Craig Korobeck
I don't. We'll see. Now. Now I'm gonna change my number.
Danny Heifetz
Okay. 3, 2, 1, 8. 220.
Danny Kelly
I said 275.
Danny Heifetz
Wow.
Danny Kelly
Okay. Craig or hypit said 800.
Danny Heifetz
I said 800 because that's the pizza oven company that LeBron has. Yeah, that's pro was the only reference, probably.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah. That. That is supposed to be, like, an incredibly hot pizza, though, right? That's like. It's like, ridiculously hot.
Danny Heifetz
Is that. I didn't know that part, I think. Okay.
Danny Kelly
All right, so what's the. What's the cigar?
Craig Korobeck
I mean, think about, like, you can bake a pizza at 300, 350, or 400. Like, if you really wanted to. Right. It would not be good, but you could still do it. It would suck, but you could.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, but, like, that's in the oven, though. But is that the fire of the oven? Or if you touch the hottest part of the oven? It's hotter than that.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, because when you make pizza at home, it's like, what, 450, 500 is how hot you would go, Right?
Danny Kelly
Oh, my God. I've never felt. It's like a thousand.
Danny Heifetz
1650 degrees. 1, 6, 5. 1600 degrees is the cigar. Okay, that's real.
Danny Kelly
That's hot.
Craig Korobeck
That's dangerous.
Danny Heifetz
Double the pizza oven.
Craig Korobeck
I was unfamiliar with your game. Fire.
Danny Heifetz
Dude.
Craig Korobeck
Fire's hot.
Danny Heifetz
That's my.
Danny Kelly
This is like a stupid question, but can fire be, like, a lot of different temperatures?
Danny Heifetz
I.
Craig Korobeck
Or is it just one temperature question? Hold on. Let me Google that. Now.
Danny Heifetz
I will say, yeah, we. We should put that.
Danny Kelly
It can be different. It can be different temperatures. It seems.
Danny Heifetz
I mean, definitely can be different temperatures.
Craig Korobeck
Also, it says you could bake a pizza at 400 degrees if you wanted to.
Danny Heifetz
How hot is fire?
Danny Kelly
There's a lot of. There's a lot of answers. You can do fire temperature by color.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, yeah. Right by the color. This is. I feel like you learned this.
Danny Kelly
Like, yeah, red is blue. He is. Red is 1100-1800 Fahrenheit. Orange to yellow is around 2000 Fahrenheit. White is 2400-27 Fahrenheit.
Danny Heifetz
We.
Danny Kelly
We went way too low.
Danny Heifetz
My brother was a firefighter, and he will listen to this episode and he's going to be really mad, but we recorded this too late. He's definitely asleep. I can ask. I'll ask my brother about fire.
Danny Kelly
Candle flame, 1100-2500 Fahrenheit. Wood fire, 2000. God, dude. There's a lot of variation. The only thing that's constant here is Craig and I were way, way, way though.
Danny Heifetz
You guys went to the boiling point of water.
Danny Kelly
I was like, I don't know. You know, fire's hot. Is the. Is the last.
Danny Heifetz
Fire's hot right now. So hot right now.
Danny Kelly
Fire, 1600 fucking cigar. You're just waving that thing around, putting it in your mouth.
Danny Heifetz
So I win. I'm two and. Oh, right now, I guess so I'm taking Parker Washington, which is a little crazy about that.
Craig Korobeck
Hold on. Boiling temperature of water is 2, what, 10, 20. 220. Boiling water is fucking hot. If you poured boiling water on your hand, it would be.
Danny Kelly
It's 212, by the way.
Craig Korobeck
212. It would be extremely painful. And yet a cigar is eight times that. If it were to put a cigar into your hand, that's eight times hotter than boiling water. That feels wrong.
Danny Heifetz
Does feel wrong. That does feel wrong. I see what you're saying. I think specifically it's.
Danny Kelly
This is like every discussion on the Internet. No, it feels wrong, therefore I think it's hotter. Something I don't understand feels wrong, so therefore I.
Danny Heifetz
Maybe they're wrong, though. Is it my own 1600 degrees?
Craig Korobeck
If somebody was like, hey, would you rather pour boiling water on your hand or put a cigar into your hand? I'd think about it. Like, I don't think there's an obvious answer.
Danny Heifetz
Well, no, because. No, because if you pour boiling water on you, it will, you will get a, like a burn. If someone puts a cigarette out on you, it is there for years.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, but yeah, I guess it depends. Like if you just like a stamp. If it's a stamp versus boiling water, which would you pick?
Danny Heifetz
Well, the size, but that's kind of the point.
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Craig Korobeck
I don't know. I guess in my head, to me, the cigar is not eight times hotter than.
Danny Heifetz
Now I'm. Now we're back to how hot is fire?
Danny Kelly
Okay, Craig, I do, I did do a little more research just now in.
Craig Korobeck
The last 30 seconds. Yeah.
Danny Kelly
Which is kind of, it's confirming a little bit like you're, you're, I guess like uncertainty about this. And again, the. The tip of a cigar can vary dramatically according to the AI overview here. Peak temperature can go over a thousand. So like 1800 Fahrenheit that seems the temperature fluctuates.
Danny Heifetz
Craig is right.
Danny Kelly
It changes dramatically during a puff with variations between 200 and 300 Celsius. So like 400. Whatever.
Danny Heifetz
Craig. Craig's right. This has to be a wrong answer. Here's why. When you smoke a cigar and you get down, there's no way that when you're holding the CIGAR, it's.
Craig Korobeck
It's 1500 degrees.
Danny Heifetz
That's crazy. How are we even entertaining?
Craig Korobeck
Imagine holding the cup of boiling water. How open an oven.
Danny Heifetz
When you're. What's the highest setting an oven goes to? You clean it like 500, right? Yeah, it's like 600, maybe 600 degrees. When you clean an oven.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
You ever. They lock that shit because you can't even open it because you'll fucking hurt yourself. The idea that you would be holding 1600 degrees fingers is ridiculous.
Danny Kelly
I read this wrong. There's. There's variations of 200 to 300 Celsius. So like it varies by 400 or something like that. This is a great reminder. Still quite hot.
Danny Heifetz
It's a great reminder for people to include the fact checks to your answers. Because this is what happens when I get all worried about you guys thinking I'm cheating is I don't actually lock down on whether people have fact check these answers.
Danny Kelly
Bottom line, we were wrong, Craig.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Anyway, I won the point though. So anyway, Parker Washington. I get him. So who's second? Two. I don't. Craig DK. Said 275, I think.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
So DK second so you want Christian Watson or Pierce? I feel like I bulged you out of Alec Pierce and he's gonna have 150 yards and two touchdowns so you should just take him.
Danny Kelly
I'll take Alec Pierce.
Craig Korobeck
Wait, who and you. Great. I'll get Christian Watson for being a.
Danny Kelly
We all like we all liked all these guys.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. I think this is good. I think all these guys have huge potential this week and the rest of the season and they're actually real life talented. I have multiple times my there's always a funnier intrusive thought but I've multiple times just had an intrusive thought that Parker Washington's the best receiver in the Jaguars. I've thought that multiple times watching these games this season But Alec Pierce also just has this like very unique role in Indianapolis where he's I just it's shocking. He doesn't have a touchdown yet this season and they'll probably have one this week. So I actually feel good about these. And again if Jacoby Myers is traded from Denver, Trey Tucker is absolutely worth an ad. So there's good receivers.
Danny Kelly
Hold on. Do we want to mention any other guys like Tori Horton in case Cooper cup gets stays hurt? I think it's a good ad.
Danny Heifetz
He's gonna get old yellered.
Danny Kelly
Well, I think, I think cup will still play but there's a potential Tory Horton could see more time Demario Douglas and or Kyle Williams on the Patriots if Kshaan Booty misses time which he probably will.
Danny Heifetz
I think Kyle Williams sucks and I don't think you should add him. I think if Pop Douglas is there he's talented. Kyle Williams has been bad drive by.
Danny Kelly
On Kyle Williams that was he's been, he's been diverse.
Danny Heifetz
They're they're going to trade for receiver because he hasn't if booty in the X receiver is actually talented and able to make sep I don't know. I, I, I have no what are.
Danny Kelly
You judging this he sucks on he's.
Danny Heifetz
Made you go to practice.
Craig Korobeck
What does he suck on High Fitz.
Danny Kelly
By what metrics are you judging that he sucks or what evidence do you have organically?
Danny Heifetz
Can't believe that I think well I don't mean sucks. I mean it was a good prospect. We liked him coming in. I just he's had no impact in Patriots games this year and he's just never on the same page. He's just never doing the right thing on the field and he just has had made very little impact to me this season even though Drake May is playing an unbelievable level. And so all right, you heard other high Fitz.
Danny Kelly
Don't take Kyle Williams.
Danny Heifetz
That's probably. You should get Kyle Williams and Khmer DK is like for the Titans is there if you. I'm like, I don't want these guys. Washington, all these guys are dead to me now. Marcus Mariota is going to play instead of Jane Daniels. Luke McCaffrey's hurt. I don't want any of these corpses in Washington. Like, I, I don't know. I'm gonna stay. I'd rather have good guys and good teams. I kind of want to. I don't want to even like, you.
Craig Korobeck
Know, you want teams that are literally in the red zone.
Danny Heifetz
Yes. Go. Yeah. Teams in the red zone.
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Danny Heifetz
Okay, tight ends. DQ number one.
Craig Korobeck
Not a bad week for tight ends.
Danny Heifetz
I think it's actually a pretty good week for tight ends.
Danny Kelly
Colston Loveland for the Bears, who had his big breakout game. And I think importantly here he was playing ahead of Cole Comet even before Kemet went out with a concussion. I mean, I would assume commit misses at least one more game. The Bears get the Giants next, but this could be. I think you have to take the chance and grab him if you can. In the case of this is like his breakout performance and then he continues to, you know, be one of the focal points of their offense.
Craig Korobeck
I, I, I first I put Loveland first and Harold Fannin on the Browns second and then I switched, I put Fannin first and Loveland second. And I'm going back and forth because Loveland still a rookie tight end and if Kemet comes back and all these pieces, I, I just don't know. I but I think Fannin is much more the centerpiece of the offense. They could the Browns could trade in Joku tomorrow and then Fannin is really the centerpiece of the offense. However then I'd be betting on Dylan Gabriel and whatever the hell the Browns offense is versus the Bears and Ben Johnson and how how they continue to get better.
Danny Heifetz
So it's.
Craig Korobeck
It's very, very tricky for me. I Where are you leaning?
Danny Heifetz
Everything you just said, I feel I totally co sign I've done the same thing. I almost wish David and Joku would get traded because then it's like Harold Fan it is so much clearly the right answer here but I agree Craig with everything you just said. I think the short answer is like they're both kind of betting on on rookie tight ends with unusually good receiving profiles. Loveland because he was taking really high and just had an awesome game and Fanon because he's just like a receiver who led every conceivable metric and dumb stats and advanced stats in college. He's just a receiver plays tight end. Harold Fanon is so I will probably go with like again if you're telling me about this week, kind of think Harold Fannin. I mean I don't really. I mean again the fact that both these teams are going against New York teams I think is really funny. I think I. I kind of think Harold Fanning probably matches up a little better against the jets. But again it's like would you rather have the kind of number one option and a bad offense or like the number three offense, the number three option on like a above average offense. I don't even know if the Bears you feel that way necessarily.
Craig Korobeck
Well, I would say to answer that I in fantasy typically a tight end to reach really high levels in fantasy they need to be the number one or number two option. That is usually what you're looking for when you want a strong fantasy tight end.
Danny Heifetz
Part of me just thinks that part of me just I will probably lean Harold Fannin for the simple reason that he was able to contribute so early that there is a chance to me that coming out of Cleveland's buy that he just has this like bump as a receiver and that Colston Loveland, while he was awesome, he has had exactly one game of impact against the worst defense in the NFL and he has 27 points. Last week half of those were basically at one play where it was a total fluke touchdown. And if Colson Loveland had nearly had 14 points we'd probably say he was like second to fan. And I'll go with fan. But it's totally like dealer's choice. Like I'm. We can barely make up our minds. But I'll say Harold Fannin. But frankly they're both crazy talented and way better than usual waiver wire picks and weak 10 at 10 is the. Is the real point.
Craig Korobeck
I'll go Fanning as well.
Danny Kelly
I like Fanon.
Danny Heifetz
All right, you want to love Loveland or fan it?
Danny Kelly
Well, I. I'll. We can do the trivia on Fanon.
Danny Heifetz
Okay, but you can. You're allowed to take Loveland.
Danny Kelly
Just. Let's just do this. Let's do this trivia.
Danny Heifetz
All right.
Craig Korobeck
Guy loves trivia. Let's do it. Harold Fannin Jr. Showdown time.
Danny Heifetz
C. Mills from Luke.
Danny Kelly
Luke Elbone. It's a little.
Craig Korobeck
No. Luke, I am your father. You guys seen that movie?
Danny Heifetz
Does that. God damn it.
Danny Kelly
That was really accurate. Took me right back to that scene. Also. I don't. Didn't they don't he. Doesn't he never actually say, Luke, I am your father.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, he just says. He says, no, I am your father.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, the Luke, I'm your father is not actually line funny.
Danny Kelly
Anyway.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, they should just fix.
Danny Kelly
I've seen that movie.
Danny Heifetz
Luke's breakfast was sausage, egg and cheese biscuits, slice of pepperoni, sausage pizza. 24 ounce sugar free monster, athletic free wavy hazy IPA non alcoholic. What? What?
Danny Kelly
Jesus Christ.
Danny Heifetz
This kid skipped over that part. That's insane.
Danny Kelly
Wait, he had for breakfast sausage, egg.
Danny Heifetz
And cheese biscuit, slice of pepperoni and sausage pizza.
Danny Kelly
Okay, I'm worried about you.
Danny Heifetz
24 ounce sugar free monster and then an athletic free wave Hazy ipa non alcoholic.
Danny Kelly
That's kind of wild.
Craig Korobeck
He had a non athletic beer breakfast.
Danny Heifetz
Why the fuck is he.
Craig Korobeck
I haven't heard of that before. This is why we do this. This is why we get the breakfast.
Danny Heifetz
What do you mean a non alcoholic free wave hazy IPA in the fucking morning with a slice of pizza and his sausage, egg and cheese on a biscuit.
Craig Korobeck
I kind of. Maybe that's like his Monday morning move. He's like, I still want it to be the weekend in my head.
Danny Kelly
So it sounds like a bachelor party.
Danny Heifetz
Sausage just everything in the fridge. Oh my God. What the.
Danny Kelly
I've never heard that he's starting an athletic na.
Craig Korobeck
Beer in the morning problem or not? I'm like, I guess it's cool.
Danny Heifetz
I don't know.
Danny Kelly
Like, is he doing a good job or is this like concerning when those.
Danny Heifetz
Athletic brewing people started making free Wave hazy non alcoholic IPAs. Do you think anyone was like, we should sell this for breakfast. They're like, no, you morons. Nobody's gonna have this for breakfast.
Craig Korobeck
Well, he's just. He's just having pizza and beer for breakfast.
Danny Heifetz
Don't forget the sausage.
Craig Korobeck
And a monster.
Danny Heifetz
Sugar free monster free. Sugar free monster.
Danny Kelly
And 24 hours sugar free.
Craig Korobeck
That's a big boy.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, my God, Luke, you're a psychopath.
Danny Kelly
Oh, my God.
Danny Heifetz
Anyway, like Danny.
Danny Kelly
Danny McBride and what's the. What? This is the end.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah.
Craig Korobeck
Making the breakfast.
Danny Kelly
The whole spread wild.
Danny Heifetz
Anyway, so Luke writes. I've long thought so. He's talking about how we always say, there's Spongebob millennials, and DK's, like, saved by the bell. Millennials. DK, you're. You're 42, right?
Danny Kelly
43.
Danny Heifetz
43. Craig and I are 30.
Craig Korobeck
I'm 30.
Danny Heifetz
No, you're 31. Yeah. So there you go. 13 year 12. 13 year age gap. So Luke writes, I have always thought the pod needs a middle generation millennial to the niche and finesse of some of the generational questions. Because Luke says, I'm 38. And the number of times I've screamed like a ghost that I'm a Boy Meets World millennial.
Craig Korobeck
Damn, it's World.
Danny Heifetz
And Luke says that there are multiple times we've talked about something that actually threads the needle that neither of us understand. And Luke says they bring this up because it happened again this week with the discussion about textbook covers because DK says he's never heard of them.
Danny Kelly
I was like, I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. I saw a picture of it on the no Context Ringer fantasy football show Instagram, and I still didn't know what they were. I mean, I understand what they are, but I'd never seen those before.
Danny Heifetz
So Luke was mad that DK never heard of him. Craig was. Luke was mad that Craig and I bought them. Luke says, me and all the other Boy Meets World millennials, we made our own. He says, that's right.
Danny Kelly
Yeah, we did, too. We used paper.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, yes. People used to make. I remember people making the paper ones.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah.
Craig Korobeck
Wow. Yeah, I never.
Danny Heifetz
I feel like you do know what we were talking about.
Craig Korobeck
No, I just didn't know.
Danny Kelly
I didn't know what specific things that you guys were talking about. I didn't do those. Also, I did. I watched Boy Meets World. Like, Topanga was a legend.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah.
Danny Kelly
Oh, yeah.
Danny Heifetz
He didn't.
Craig Korobeck
Corey and Topanga. I can still think of the theme song of that show. Great show, Mr. Feeney. Feeney.
Danny Kelly
What what generation do you think watched.
Danny Heifetz
Is Mr. Wonder, the guy in Peaky Blinders?
Danny Kelly
I don't know. Don't think so.
Danny Heifetz
No way. Those have to be different people.
Craig Korobeck
Stefani was.
Danny Kelly
Which one are you thinking?
Danny Heifetz
Super different people. No, he just looks like him.
Danny Kelly
Which guy in Peaky Blinders are you thinking?
Danny Heifetz
Inspector Campbell is super different people.
Danny Kelly
That's the guy from. It's. He's the guy from Jurassic park one time.
Craig Korobeck
Who.
Danny Heifetz
You're lying. That's not true.
Danny Kelly
His name.
Danny Heifetz
I'm on there right now. No, that's not true.
Danny Kelly
It's true.
Danny Heifetz
Who is.
Danny Kelly
Are you talking about Inspector Campbell? I'm trying to remember his name now. Yeah, he. His. His name is Sam o'. Neill. Oh, Neal.
Danny Heifetz
Sorry, yes.
Danny Kelly
Sam Neal, who was in Jurassic Park.
Craig Korobeck
Who was like the cool.
Danny Heifetz
Okay, that actually. I actually did not know this. This is blowing my mind.
Craig Korobeck
Who was like the cool, hot friend. He's one of three brothers in Boy Meets. What? He's Corey's best friend. You know what I'm talking about. Blanking on his name.
Danny Kelly
Don't remember that.
Craig Korobeck
Lawrence. Are the Lawrence brothers? Is that them?
Danny Kelly
Maybe.
Craig Korobeck
Come on, you guys.
Danny Kelly
Actually, now I can't remember the show. Well, yeah, so I guess I didn't watch it.
Craig Korobeck
Lawrence and his brother, Joey Lawrence and Andrew Lawrence. You know those guys? One time when I was like eight in Hawaii, I ran into them at a hotel.
Danny Heifetz
Do you say anything?
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, I think I did. I think I, like, loved that show. I might have been, I don't know how old I was 8, 9, 10 years old. And I did say something to them.
Danny Kelly
Which was the guy? Which one? Which one is the one that said whoa in.
Danny Heifetz
Like.
Danny Kelly
I think it was in.
Danny Heifetz
I don't remember the show very well.
Craig Korobeck
Matthew Lawrence was also Miss Doubtfire. He's one of the kids.
Danny Kelly
Joey Lawrence was like, whoa. That was his catchphrase in Blossom. You guys ever watch that show?
Craig Korobeck
I did not.
Danny Heifetz
I'm gonna go ahead and finish the trivia.
Danny Kelly
Okay, so this is uninterested now. Okay.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, I mean, we've been on this email for quite a while.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Kelly
Let's do it.
Danny Heifetz
Luke writes, how many calories was my bread? No, I'm kidding. He. Luke writes, what is the cost? 3,000 of the current soul sucking, cheapest single textbook cover@walmart.com did a whole thing about, like, how annoyed he is that these get sold and they don't get made. And what's the cost? I'm not gonna.
Craig Korobeck
The cost of the cheapest textbook.
Danny Heifetz
How much does the cheapest textbook Cover.
Craig Korobeck
Are they sold in packs or is this single.
Danny Heifetz
Single?
Craig Korobeck
I'm surprised they do that.
Danny Heifetz
Okay, well, it's Walmart. I don't know. They have every product imaginable.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, we're all gonna guess, like, between zero and $3.
Danny Heifetz
I'm imagining I wrote down my answer when I saw this.
Craig Korobeck
Okay.
Danny Heifetz
3, 2, 1.
Danny Kelly
99. 184.
Danny Heifetz
I said $7. How much could. How much could a banana cost, Michael?
Danny Kelly
It'd be probably more expensive.
Danny Heifetz
7. The correct answer is $4 and 75 cents, which actually.
Danny Kelly
What is it?
Danny Heifetz
475, which I actually think I actually won, which is hilarious.
Craig Korobeck
That's a ripoff. I could make you one of those for free.
Danny Kelly
So, Heifetz. I was within $2.91.
Danny Heifetz
What did you say?
Danny Kelly
I said 184. $1.84.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. I think I beat you. That's.
Danny Kelly
What did you say?
Danny Heifetz
I said seven bucks.
Danny Kelly
And then what was the price?
Danny Heifetz
475. Are you doing a calculator app right now?
Danny Kelly
I am. I'm doing that. 225. What did I have? Fuck. I forgot already. No, we're 225. All right. Sorry. One more time. How much did it cost?
Danny Heifetz
475.
Danny Kelly
Let me get out my. Get. Let me get it out. Let me get out my abacus.
Craig Korobeck
DK get or hyphen. Says two. He's 225 away.
Danny Kelly
291. I was farther away. Okay.
Danny Heifetz
Glad we got there.
Craig Korobeck
If it's with the. With the sweep. So now the trif.
Danny Kelly
Did you know. Did you know those without using a calculator? You knew exactly how much it was roughly What? I was just trying to do the math. Like, off. I. I guess calculator brain over here. Okay, you won. I got second.
Craig Korobeck
I'm over here. Just slamming an athletic brewing, trying to get through this show. No. So now the trivia stands at high. Fitz is at 10 after the clean sweep. I'm at 8. DK's at 7.
Danny Kelly
Damn. Wow. Okay, so wait, who are you taking? I. Fan.
Danny Heifetz
I'm going to take Harold Fanon.
Danny Kelly
Okay. I'll take Loveland.
Craig Korobeck
Ah, that sucks for me. I'll do. Nobody say a word.
Danny Heifetz
We also didn't even mention.
Craig Korobeck
Well, this is my decision. Hold on.
Danny Heifetz
Okay, that's my decision.
Craig Korobeck
All right. Don't. Don't tell me what I'm going to do with my pick. I want Isaiah Likely. I want Isaiah Likely on the Ravens. Baltimore Ravens tight end Isaiah Likely.
Danny Heifetz
This is a big week because Tucker Kraft from the packers tore his acl. He's out for the season. And I think an interesting thing to keep an eye on is Luke Musgrave, who was actually a tight end drafted higher than Luke Musgrave. He was the second round pick. Tucker Craft was third.
Danny Kelly
Tucker Craft, yeah.
Danny Heifetz
But frankly Tucker Kraft has become a more overall valuable tight end, obviously. So I think the interesting thing is I feel like Luke Musgrave is going to play for Green Bay because they're kind of running out of guys because Dontavin Wicks has an injury and Matthew Golden's got an injury and Christian Watson still on a snap count. And Tucker Crafts confirmed out for the season. But they have John Fitzpatrick who's like the blocking tight end. Luke Musgrave, who's kind of the Kyle Pitts. Like he's a tight end, but is he really? If you can't block, are you a tight end? I don't look. Musgrave seems like a receiver, but also in fantasy. That's good. But how much he's going to play. So Luke Musgrave, to me is the idea of like a guy that I would not be shocked at all if Luke Musgrave is like a total serious top 10 fantasy tight end the rest of the way and better than everyone we just talked about. Better than Fan and better than Loveland. I also think Luke Musgrave could just not catch a pass next week straight up. And so I think he's the biggest boom bust guy.
Danny Kelly
I.
Danny Heifetz
The idea of throwing Luke Musgrave into your lineup, like, terrifies me. I'm not even sure you could add Luke Musgrave. I also think it's entirely possible Luke Musgrave is the number one fantasy waiver wire pick overall next week.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
So it's weird. So likely is like a way safer pick because likely has a like a three year track record of actually being a great NFL player or not great. But that just looks like good to watch play football.
Craig Korobeck
I know. I feel like with tight ends it's not like running back. It's like you can't just slot in the backup and it's the same thing. No.
Danny Heifetz
Well, really it gets distributed elsewhere. Like I think that there's an argument when. Because there's, you know, when Tucker Kraft gets hurt, it's kind of like that's kind of one of the reasons Christian Watson's probably better. It's just there's more passes to go around. It's like running backs. The only other guy I want to say is if you're in a deeper league, AJ Barner for the Seahawks. I. He's not like a traditional great profile of a tight end. He gets a lot of targets. But Darnold's cooking and honestly, Barner gets the tush push for Seattle like he's doing that now like Mark Andrews does. The Ravens on that, the Chiefs, he scored a touchdown this week. Obviously you can't count on that every week. But all the tight ends we're talking about are just like fucking lottery picks anyway. The combo of the Seals are going to be in the red zone a lot. Barnes plays a lot. And the fact that he's the tush push guy just means he's going to be on the field for the goal line to threaten it. I just. I don't know. I'll take that however he can get it. If you're in a deeper league and you really. All these guys we're talking about are taken barter. You could do worse than a guy who might actually get a rushing touchdown.
Danny Kelly
Did we mention Dalton Schultz for the Texans?
Danny Heifetz
We didn't. And I think we didn't because fucking Davis Mills looks horrible. But it's up to you. I mean, Dalton Schultz, Texans are. He did. He has a ton of targets. Dalton Schultz is totally serviceable if you're truly, truly, truly out of options. Like if you have Tucker Kraft and you are fucked and you don't have any options and all these people are talking about. I could totally see Dalton Schultz over A.J.
Danny Kelly
Barner.
Danny Heifetz
I just watched Davis Mills against the Niners defense that's depleted and he couldn't do anything. But maybe with a week of practice, he'll be way better. Anything else in tight ends?
Craig Korobeck
No, I'm still thinking about his breakfast.
Danny Heifetz
Can I read it one more time? Athletic. Athletic.
Danny Kelly
Beer for breakfast is deranged sausage, egg.
Danny Heifetz
And cheese and a slice of pepperoni sausage pizza. 20. I think he was at a bachelor party when he wrote this. This is I. This is just what's in a fridge at a bachelor party.
Craig Korobeck
Can you look?
Danny Heifetz
Jimmy Dean.
Craig Korobeck
And what was the day of the week that he sent this email?
Danny Heifetz
Oh, that's a good question. Luke.
Craig Korobeck
If it's what day of Thursday to Sunday. Oh my God, he said Monday. Psycho. What a stud. Oh my God is on another level. Psycho.
Danny Kelly
What a stud.
Danny Heifetz
At 11:11. Make a wish. My God, I wish.
Craig Korobeck
At 11:11 on a Monday restaurant.
Danny Kelly
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what to feel about this.
Danny Heifetz
Okay, quarterbacks, obviously. A lot of quarterback news this week. CJ Stroud concussed. I feel like he Won't play this week. Obviously. The big one's Jaden Daniels with the elbow. I know that happened while we were recording. I didn't actually see the play. Cause I actually had turned the game off and. Yeah, it was horrific. They're. They're saying Jaden Daniels might not be out for the season or whatever. I.
Craig Korobeck
Sure.
Danny Heifetz
I mean, I actually think Washington fans would riot if you brought him back. It doesn't matter. Marcus Bardoza's gonna play for probably the rest of the season. We'll see. They're claiming. They'll say they'll have more information on Jay Daniels the rest of the year. Did you see. Sorry. The rest of this week. Did you see that? I. I kind of. Actually. We whiffed on this because it happened live that Robert Griffin the third also got hurt in his second season against Seattle. And it was kind of like the same area of the field, which obviously it's different because it's not the turf's fault. Like, it's his arm getting stuck isn't the same as the knee.
Craig Korobeck
Did you see that? He didn't fracture anything.
Danny Heifetz
Yes, he didn't fracture anything.
Danny Kelly
He dislocated it. Right.
Danny Heifetz
But I don't think that's the point.
Craig Korobeck
No, no, I'm not. I'm not saying he's fine now. I'm just surprised at that.
Danny Heifetz
That's true. I think a dislocation. The fear, though, is not necessarily a fracture.
Craig Korobeck
It's all the ligaments rip and tear and.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, it's like when you dislocate your knee, they're not like your knees broken. They're like, oh, you have to go to the hospital because your arteries might be severed. I don't understand. That's what happened with him. Yeah, yeah.
Danny Kelly
The.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. Just the idea that it could go in that direction and nothing broke is.
Craig Korobeck
No bones cracked.
Danny Heifetz
He's limber. He's a limber guy. Anyway, so Marcus Mariota, I think is a really, really, really ugly quarterback that you could add and just like in the Trubisky. Well, he's.
Craig Korobeck
He's.
Danny Heifetz
He's an attractive man, but don't watch him play football. He'll just get you 16 points with rushing. Right. I think he's the guy to add like the Bengal. I mean, you could add Joe Flacco, the number one quarterback on the last month, but he's on by like. I think he's Flacco. If Darnold's available field, sure.
Danny Kelly
What do you think about McCarthy? Are you guys adding McCarthy or are you not buying it.
Craig Korobeck
McCarthy to me is kind of a matchup base play. Clearly Baltimore who I think is actually a little bit better right now and defensively than their their numbers on like Yahoo would suggest.
Danny Heifetz
So I don't know if Darnold's available I'd take him first and if Mario's available I would take him second. And then, and then. Well no, there's a problem. Well, it's tough. Flacco, if he's available he could grab. He's the number one quarterback. That's four weeks he. The Bengals are going to be in the shootouts every week. You can add Flacco. I feel like he's probably taken. I don't know. But Flacco is worth it. If you need someone this week the problem is Justin Fields or to Rod Taylor either one. I don't know he's going to start. Aaron Glenn is making a game of it with the New York media about like who's going to play or not. He literally, he literally is like. It's so funny you guys keep asking, keep giving me the same answer. I don't know because part of me thinks he's going to go with Fields because they have the game winning game. I don't know.
Danny Kelly
They got to. They don't feel like they have to.
Danny Heifetz
But to Rod Taylor had a knee issue. That is what kept him out. So it would suck if he couldn't run because honestly if you're the jets and you can't run he's not going to be good. But it was two weeks ago so he's probably fine if he's playing. But yeah, Fields is. If Justin Fields is the starter again every week Justin Fields like he's going to get you five points or 25. So there are options at quarterback. But it's weird because when the waivers go through you might go in and put a claim in for Fields and then it's Toronto so that's kind of odd but I would say you know Darnold, Mariota, Jets Guy McCarthy and then Flacco but he's in a different category because he's on by defenses. I think it's actually pretty simple. Seattle is still not rostered as much as I would think. I feel like Seattle has a top three defense of the NFL and they're kind of like half rostered on certain Yahoo platforms. I think that's just amazing to me. I would just add Seattle. You can have em all year. The Browns are just super available cause they were on by they're good defensive playing The Jets, Justin Fields draw Taylor Browns are super available. I would go get Cleveland, Buffalo cause they're playing Miami way healthier. I feel. It's just Buffalo just usually just really well against tua. And I know they didn't do amazing this season, but Buffalo, like, they're getting healthier. I would. I'm okay with Buffalo against TUA and Miami. And I would also say Baltimore, which again, seems yucky but getting healthier. And they're playing the Vikings. And J.J. mcCarthy, like, had some good throws, but overall wasn't asked to do a ton. And I do think the Ravens against the Vikings could be very lucrative with JJ McCarthy. So I think one of those teams available, Seattle, Cleveland, Buffalo, Baltimore, one of those teams are available. So I would go with one of those four. Any other thoughts on streamers for you guys?
Danny Kelly
Nope.
Danny Heifetz
Okay, let me do a couple emails. We'll get out of here. Okay, great email from Gabriel.
Craig Korobeck
Gabe G. Bone.
Danny Heifetz
So on the Sunday episode, I kind of had a whole rant about how socks. I just. I just don't know how to wear socks. And I feel like, I don't know, I just have no sock situational awareness. And it started with Craig talking about how he puts his socks on before his pants.
Craig Korobeck
Got a couple tweets saying they do that too. So I'm good.
Danny Heifetz
The polls are kind of like 50, 50. There are dozens of us.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, is it really the polls?
Danny Heifetz
50, 50. Yeah. Can I do pants and socks?
Craig Korobeck
You guys shamed me.
Danny Kelly
50, 50.
Danny Heifetz
That's just shocking, I think. I think. You know what's funny though, Craig, Everyone had the same reaction, which is just complete shock that people do it any other way than the way they do it. Just, people can't believe that.
Danny Kelly
Yeah, that's wild because, like, you're putting on your socks. Like, dude, when you're getting dressed.
Craig Korobeck
We got 1600 votes. Right now. It's 56 in favor of putting socks on first. 56. 43.
Danny Heifetz
That's amazing. This is.
Danny Kelly
I. That just. That's crazy.
Craig Korobeck
Join the dark wild dk.
Danny Kelly
I just, like, I don't put my socks on right away. Like, I'm walking around my house for a while with no socks on. It's bizarre. You put your socks.
Craig Korobeck
If you were getting out of the shower and then it was time to go get dressed to go out pants. Try socks next time.
Danny Kelly
And then because, like, my shoes are in a different room, I'm like, I get my socks, I go get my shoes, and then I put them on at the same time.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, interesting.
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
What do you Do.
Danny Kelly
I just think it's wild.
Craig Korobeck
My socks are not in the same room as my shoes.
Danny Kelly
56 more people.
Craig Korobeck
First.
Danny Heifetz
DK.
Danny Kelly
What?
Danny Heifetz
Are your socks in the same room as your shoes? No, no, I know what TK means, though. I'm. Yeah. Well, anyway, so this is from Gabriel.
Danny Kelly
That's wild.
Danny Heifetz
Breakfast. So this is a quote. He says, my breakfast is Celsius and a vape. I know. Leave me alone. It's not even in the top 20 things they need to change.
Danny Kelly
I'm not even going to say it.
Craig Korobeck
But, you know, I want Celsius to sponsor a segment, and we have to scream the whole segment.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, that's.
Craig Korobeck
That's the bit we just yell the whole segment.
Danny Heifetz
I love that. He literally wrote, it's not even in the top 20 things I need to change about my life from starting his day with the Celsius. Invade.
Craig Korobeck
Okay, okay.
Danny Heifetz
So Gabriel writes, I was today years old when I realized there were people in the world that put their pants on before their socks. That is psychotic. Simply put, it's easier to touch your feet when you're not wearing pants.
Craig Korobeck
Hell, yeah. Preach, Gabe.
Danny Heifetz
All right. Why don't you stretch? I don't know.
Danny Kelly
Anyway, so just picturing people walking around with those, like, sock suspenders. You know, the things back in the day that would, like, hold your socks up.
Craig Korobeck
Dude, those. I, I. Every time I wear a suit, I totally wish I had those.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, the suspenders?
Craig Korobeck
No, the sock suspenders, where they hold your socks up so they don't fall down. I completely understand why those exist.
Danny Heifetz
What's a sock suspender?
Danny Kelly
Heifetz doesn't know anything about socks.
Craig Korobeck
That's true. Google sock suspender. It's like, what you. I feel like you liken it to, like, movie characters. Yeah, yeah, but I get it.
Danny Heifetz
Just, like, what, like, isn't this, like, they're the.
Danny Kelly
They're the least lingerie I've ever seen in my life.
Danny Heifetz
What is this?
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, you just pin them around your shin to keep your socks from falling down throughout the day.
Danny Kelly
I really don't know anything about socks as a woman. Let's hear from the women of the listening audience here, which are probably like, six or seven. Email in and let us know if you were going to hang out with a guy and he took his pants on off and he was wearing that. Yeah, but how quickly do you leave?
Craig Korobeck
The answer to that question is just always. Are they hot?
Danny Heifetz
Yes. When hot people do it, it's cool.
Craig Korobeck
If Jacob Elordi was caught in those, they'd probably become incredibly popular.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah.
Danny Kelly
These things are.
Danny Heifetz
So we'll get Craig some socks defenders. Anyway, so Gabriel writes, I think Heifetz's sock rules meltdown is perhaps the most unhinged crash out in the history of the show.
Craig Korobeck
You clearly haven't been listening for very long.
Danny Heifetz
And Gabe Wright said, I feel compelled to release high effetes from this panic prison he's built for himself.
Craig Korobeck
Ooh, has he. Did he build a rubric here?
Danny Heifetz
Well, Gabriel writes, I am not a fashion expert. I am simply a stylish bisexual man. And this is tailored specifically to Danny Heifetz.
Danny Kelly
Nice.
Danny Heifetz
Rule number one, long pants and or boots. If people aren't going to see your socks, doesn't matter one bit.
Danny Kelly
Okay.
Danny Heifetz
This guy assumes my pants are the right length, which right there, you know.
Craig Korobeck
Well, you have to factor in that when you sit down, sometimes your socks are exposed.
Danny Heifetz
Yes. I have learned over the years. So Gabriel writes, rule number two, color matching light with light, dark with dark, black only with black shoes.
Craig Korobeck
Okay.
Danny Heifetz
I'm like, okay. Rule number three, socks as an accessory. Here's the one upgrade you need to make to your wardrobe that's really going to open things up for you. Cute, colorful, patterned socks. White and black. Not nearly enough variety in your sock drawer. Fun socks always work as long as they have at least one common color with the rest of the outfit. They're perfect for a blue suit, brown shoes combo. I do have fun socks.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
I have worn fun socks to the live shows.
Craig Korobeck
I think. I think fun socks actually work more with a suit than they do with regular clothing.
Danny Heifetz
I think that's true. So Gabriel finishes this with. Fun socks are also a great conversation starter. And we know Heifetz loves a conversation, so go nuts. Have fun with it. Heifetz, take literally any woman or gay man with you to a target. Drop 30 bucks on fun socks. You won't regret it.
Craig Korobeck
Okay. Yeah, I have a sock brand that I'm in love with, but I'm not. I want to get them to sponsor the show. So I'm not even going to say.
Danny Heifetz
The name, but if you say the name, maybe they'll sponsor the show.
Craig Korobeck
So I should have said the name.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah.
Craig Korobeck
Stance. They make the best fucking socks.
Danny Heifetz
Stance.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, they're the best.
Danny Heifetz
Who is Stance?
Danny Kelly
What's so good about them?
Craig Korobeck
They are just the most comfortable socks. They last forever. Their athletic socks are phenomenal. Their regular socks are phenomenal. I love stance socks. They used to be like this official sock of the NBA. I don't know if they still are. They're the official socks of the MLB right now.
Danny Kelly
Mlp.
Craig Korobeck
Yes. Phenomenal socks. I hate.
Danny Heifetz
No, the NBA is how I got in the socks.
Danny Kelly
Nominal socks.
Danny Heifetz
I think my crisis of confidence started two years ago when John Wall. John Wall gave some random interview talking about how I think he was like. I think people who. I. I can't remember exactly what he said. He basically was like, people who wear socks and shoes that are different colors should be shot. He didn't actually say that, but I heard him say. He's like, I. I literally think people are crazy if your socks don't match your shoes. And I just. I think. I actually haven't been. I've had the yips ever since then. I'm on the site right now. There's kind of fun socks on.
Craig Korobeck
They're not cheap, but let me tell you, they will last you four times longer than whatever cheap socks you buy. So it'll end up being worth your money.
Danny Heifetz
See right here, there's so many lengths. Oh, my God. What is the mid calf.
Danny Kelly
Okay, let's calm down. Do we need to email Gabriel again? Is it Gabriel?
Danny Heifetz
How tall do they go?
Danny Kelly
Just email Gabriel.
Danny Heifetz
I'm going to email Gabriel. Fucking said Gabriel.
Danny Kelly
Sorry, is it Gabe or Gabriel? I couldn't remember.
Danny Heifetz
Gabriel, go to wide open. It's wide open. Socks.com.
Danny Kelly
Take this offline with Gabriel.
Danny Heifetz
I'm telling you.
Danny Kelly
Don't need to.
Danny Heifetz
Gabe.
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
There's so many. There's heights. What are these for?
Danny Kelly
Gabriel, Heifetz is going to call you at home. And then.
Craig Korobeck
Gabriel, Gabriel, please provide us with your phone number.
Danny Heifetz
Let's go to Target. This is like, there's so many lengths. There are. Which do I want?
Danny Kelly
Just pick one.
Danny Heifetz
That's been the problem.
Danny Kelly
Jesus Christ.
Craig Korobeck
It shows you how high up on your leg they go.
Danny Heifetz
I don't know which one is appropriate.
Danny Kelly
Just pick one.
Danny Heifetz
That's been the problem. Dk. Just pick one. And then people are like, those are wrong.
Craig Korobeck
You've had a girlfriend for a long time. What does she say?
Danny Heifetz
Fiance. She's just like, sorry.
Craig Korobeck
I'm saying you've had a partner for a long time. What does she say?
Danny Heifetz
She's overwhelmed by this.
Craig Korobeck
Can she not advise you on your socks?
Danny Heifetz
She's supportive, okay? She's understanding. What are you talking about? She agrees. Like, this is a cry for help. She's like, yeah, you need help.
Craig Korobeck
Why doesn't she. Every time you get dressed, go wear those.
Danny Kelly
She's not getting. She's not holding his hand when he gets dressed.
Danny Heifetz
She's decided that she's gonna help me with my sock crisis. She's gonna take the wheel crisis. Gabriel and her. I sent this email to her. She was like, this is pretty great.
Danny Kelly
I agree, actually, with Gabriel now. This is the most unhinged thing you've ever done. It sucks.
Craig Korobeck
I know.
Danny Heifetz
I can't spend my time on this anymore.
Danny Kelly
Just pick one.
Craig Korobeck
On the scale of like, insignificant, which.
Danny Heifetz
Color because they have to match your pants.
Danny Kelly
I don't care. It doesn't matter.
Danny Heifetz
Just pick one.
Danny Kelly
You're thinking about it too much. You're doing too much.
Danny Heifetz
I get why Jim Harbaugh.
Craig Korobeck
You can wear white socks like 90% of the time.
Danny Kelly
Time.
Craig Korobeck
You'll be fine.
Danny Kelly
Yeah. You just got to do less.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. I don't even care what John Wall thinks. You John Wall?
Craig Korobeck
Yeah. He might be listening too.
Danny Heifetz
Well, John Wall, you, me up with the socks to match my shoes. What the.
Danny Kelly
Why can't you just match your socks with your shoes?
Danny Heifetz
Cuz you're supposed to match it with your pants. That's what someone else emailed in.
Craig Korobeck
And I'm like, factor in both. Do you guys think that a single professional athlete has ever listened to one second of our show by accident? For sure, for sure. I'm not talking about Instagram. I'm saying hit play on like Apple or Spotify or YouTube.
Danny Heifetz
I think certain athletes that we have talked have been sent segments of us talking. For sure. We about to talk. But I'm, I'm, I'm sure like, like Kurt, like active players.
Craig Korobeck
I don't know anyone. Anyone who's played professional sports.
Danny Heifetz
Honestly, if Ohtani was going to say yes, that'd be great.
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Craig Korobeck
Not Otani, probably, since he speaks English.
Danny Heifetz
Anyway, one more eel here and get out of here. Well, actually, maybe just end of the socks could be this one tomorrow.
Danny Kelly
We got. We have to have a pallet cleanser. Come on, give me one more.
Danny Heifetz
All right, fine. This is a great update on just the general, like, hooking up stories we've been doing for the last couple weeks.
Craig Korobeck
Okay, I'm.
Danny Heifetz
This is from. I'm gonna start. The guy didn't redact his name. I was like, I'm going to redact your name for you, buddy. You know who you are. Okay, so this is like 1996. This story. Pre Internet is essential. Emailers, like 22, 23 years old. He's working New York City. So at the time. Yes. Yeah, sorry, yeah. Yes.
Craig Korobeck
It would have to.
Danny Heifetz
In 1996, he would be quite zero then now like 50 years.
Danny Kelly
Craig, do you want me to get my calculator again. All right. Quite young. He'd be quite Young in 1996.
Danny Heifetz
So, yeah, so email is. I'm out in the East Village with coworkers. I meet someone. Place is dark, filled with smoke. She and I, we hit it off. Eventually the co workers are ready to move, so I told her I'm leaving. She says she would come along. We go to the next spot, back to someone's house, nightcap. Eventually, she comes back to my place with me. We hook up. And he literally writes, by hook up, I mean we have sex. Like, congrats.
Danny Kelly
Congrats on.
Danny Heifetz
He's like, I'm 22 years old, and let me tell you, this woman rocked my world. And it wasn't my first experience ever, but at the time, it was absolutely my best experience ever. And it's probably still like a top five sexual experience for me.
Craig Korobeck
And he's like, anyway, love the show.
Danny Kelly
Where's this going?
Danny Heifetz
Well, there's a reason I'm reading and I know it's a little. He says, she tells me I have potential, which I think is a little funny or weird. And she's so. So we hook up on and off for like several months. And it was quite. It was pretty casual. And he says, she taught me a lot, which made sense because I figured she was like 35.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, okay.
Danny Heifetz
So late one Friday night, my.
Danny Kelly
He says, you didn't ever find out how old she was.
Danny Heifetz
Well, he says, late one night, my paramour comes over. We hook up. She's in the kitchen the next morning.
Danny Kelly
I know it's my fuck buddy.
Danny Heifetz
She's in the kitchen the next morning, and she sees this Polaroid picture on my fridge or on the table. And it's like the Polaroids of my sister and step siblings.
Danny Kelly
And she says, oh, no.
Danny Heifetz
Picks up. She's like, what is this photo?
Craig Korobeck
Oh.
Danny Heifetz
And I'm like, is this my sister and our step siblings? She's like, are there names? And then gets the names right. And he's like, what the fuck? How do you know their names? She's like, these are my kids. What? Oh, he was fucking his stepfather's ex wife.
Danny Kelly
Wow. Wait, so nothing wrong with that, technically.
Danny Heifetz
So his mom. Not related. Not related. It definitely kind of calculations.
Danny Kelly
Hold on, let me get out my calculator one more time.
Craig Korobeck
Okay, so wait, the chill. So this woman's kids were like. They were young kids in the photo?
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. Yeah. So his mom divorced.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Marries a guy. Stepdad. Stepdad. Has a previous family as well. So all the stepchildren are like roughly the same age. But he never ended up meeting their stepmom. Like he never. It was like the Internet. Like pre Internet. Never even saw a photo of the stepmom. Like he had never.
Craig Korobeck
That makes sense.
Danny Kelly
Siblings. Mom.
Danny Heifetz
It's the.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, yeah. But his mom.
Danny Heifetz
His. Yes. Oh, but he had a relationship with the step like and he like.
Danny Kelly
Did he live in the same house with the step siblings for the extended period?
Danny Heifetz
No, they live with her.
Craig Korobeck
I don't like you saying her mom a lot. Don't say that. Have some decorum.
Danny Kelly
He made sweet, sweet love to their mom.
Danny Heifetz
To the paramore. Anyway, I thought this was unwind them dyed him 69.
Danny Kelly
Oh God.
Craig Korobeck
Oh hell. That's okay then.
Danny Kelly
That is.
Danny Heifetz
So anyway, I didn't read this at.
Danny Kelly
The beginning, but the step siblings lived with the mom. So they. They didn't live together in the same house. Not that it really matters, but that's just like.
Danny Heifetz
No, no, no, no, they did not. But I now I'll read you the beginning because I thought it would be too spoiled. But the beginning of this was. I can't believe I'm going to reveal this to your listeners, but I'm going to come clean to something I've told nobody. He's told we. He's never told anyone this. And I think he was like actually pretty excited because this is a 30 years ago. And he was like, I'm actually pretty excited to like finally share this and get this off my chest. And he says, you have full permission to tell the story. I am redacting his name. He's like, say my name. It's 30 years ago. I'm like, I'm not gonna say your name.
Danny Kelly
He wants you to say his name.
Danny Heifetz
He does say it. It's really unique and well, okay, 30.
Danny Kelly
Years ago he told you to say it. Why are you redacting?
Danny Heifetz
You just double check. He said, read my name.
Danny Kelly
I think you need to. You don't need to protect. He knows what he's doing.
Danny Heifetz
So wait, it's called is it starts calling B Bone.
Craig Korobeck
It's his mom's boyfriend's ex wife.
Danny Heifetz
His mom's. No, his mom's husband got married his mom's husband. Not his father's ex wife. His stepfather's ex wife.
Craig Korobeck
His stepfather's ex wife. Did they interact? I think more importantly, discovered in the family. How did he have a conversation with his stepdad? Like, hey, I see why you married Cindy. What a firecracker. Like, how did that go?
Danny Heifetz
Jesus, I'm glad.
Danny Kelly
Great. Have some Decorum.
Craig Korobeck
Firecrackers.
Danny Heifetz
Okay.
Danny Kelly
I don't know.
Danny Heifetz
I'm glad you. I'm glad you asked that question, Craig. He said as soon as. Again, real. She's holding a photo of her kids and she's like, oh my God, these are your step kids. Your step brothers and sisters. He says, I think I went into a coma when she said this.
Danny Kelly
What did she do?
Danny Heifetz
He says, I literally don't remember anything else. I kind of came to and she was just gone. And I literally never saw her again. Wow. And then he never told anyone about.
Danny Kelly
She chloroformed him and left.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, I guess that's fair that he said no one.
Danny Heifetz
I never told anyone about this until this show right now.
Craig Korobeck
Wow.
Danny Kelly
He kept that to himself.
Danny Heifetz
Yes. He says he's never told anyone this.
Danny Kelly
Wow. Straight. Why are you telling us?
Danny Heifetz
Because it's clearly been weighing on.
Danny Kelly
Just wanted to get it off his chest.
Craig Korobeck
He didn't do anything wrong.
Danny Kelly
No, I don't think so either. No. It's definitely just like kind of an awkward thing with your step siblings.
Craig Korobeck
It's unbelievable bad luck. But nothing wrong.
Danny Heifetz
Well, he had a good time, but yeah, no, it's pretty insane.
Danny Kelly
I mean, think about the things that she taught him and a lifetime of lessons.
Craig Korobeck
Stepfather. They know the same moves.
Danny Kelly
Craig, don't do that. Oh, no, don't make that connection, Craig.
Danny Heifetz
Right.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
See, can you imagine this after? Because it is the key. It's not one time. It's like several months. And she's like, who are these? How do you know my children?
Craig Korobeck
So this woman must have been significantly younger.
Danny Heifetz
45.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, oh, not 35. She was 40.
Danny Heifetz
He was wrong about the age she was.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, she was 45.
Danny Heifetz
He was, yeah. He's 22 year olds, don't know how old people are. He's. He thought, he's like, he's the same way. 20. Ask a 22 year old at work, he's like, how old do you think I am? Like, you won't like the answer. Like they can't get anything right.
Craig Korobeck
I guess so.
Danny Heifetz
22 year old people, like, it's like they don't know how old people are.
Danny Kelly
Craig.
Danny Heifetz
Just.
Craig Korobeck
I'm like, I guess, like if I went to Kai and I was like, how old is Sean fantasy? Is Kai gonna be like 64? Get it relatively close?
Danny Heifetz
I don't know. Well, he was wrong is the point.
Danny Kelly
I don't know.
Danny Heifetz
It was dark.
Danny Kelly
I don't know.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, I guess it was dark. They hooked up for months. Yeah, that's a trouble that is, that's.
Danny Kelly
An all time email right there.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah. Shout out, T Bone man. Okay. Thank you, dk. Thank you.
Craig Korobeck
Wait, before we go, I want to shout out. We just put up our rewatchables on Monday night with Glenn Powell. Yeah, we did the Truman show with Glenn Powell and it was great. He honestly crushed it. He was, he's the best celeb guest we've ever had. So go listen to that.
Danny Kelly
Boomtown.
Danny Heifetz
Not even a shameless plug. When I asked how it went, you said best celeb guest we've ever had. That was your actual reaction.
Craig Korobeck
Was clearly prepared. I, I, we had heard that he had listened to the show before. He was a fan of the show and it, he was not lying. He knew all the categories. Had like a full dock of notes.
Danny Heifetz
Did he know what Apex Mountain was?
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, I mean, as best as anyone can.
Danny Kelly
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
That's sick.
Danny Kelly
That's, that's, he's in on the bit. Yeah, yeah.
Craig Korobeck
Like he was like throwing out the jargon. He's like, oh my. Dion Waiters. Is this guy Joey Pants? Oh no, this is the Joey Pants. It was great.
Danny Heifetz
All right, well, there you go. Glenn Powell, rewatchables. Cool. Thank you dk. Thank you, Craig. Thank you Glenn. Thank you to this guy for writing this email. It's incredible, dude. Thank you to Gabriel who just is going to be my sock consigliere going forward. I'm just going to email this from any store I'm at.
Danny Kelly
He doesn't know what he signed up for.
Craig Korobeck
Thank you to that maniac Luke. Is it Luke or Sean drinking the Athletic?
Danny Heifetz
Luke drinking the Athletic, the out. The combination of a sugar free 24 ounce monster and an alcoholic free beer at like 8 in the morning.
Craig Korobeck
He, I feel like he kind of figured it out.
Danny Kelly
I can't tell if this guy's just mainlining the secret his like secrets to the universe or what.
Danny Heifetz
Luke.
Craig Korobeck
Did Luke discover the secret sauce of the universe? I feel like he did. No sugar, no alcohol. But you're crushing beers and monster.
Danny Heifetz
What the.
Craig Korobeck
It's kind of on another level. Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Tell people I don't drink alcohol and I don't have sugar.
Craig Korobeck
Imagine for breakfast he's on like a 9am Zoom call and he's like cracking the Athletic brewing. He's like so, so catch me up. Where are we at? Those numbers come in yet?
Danny Heifetz
Thank you Lord, Lord.
Danny Kelly
Thank you, Natasha Bedingfield.
Danny Heifetz
Oh my God. Dude, I think the wedding I was at this weekend, like when that song comes on Unwritten. Yeah, it's just Just it's. I think it's actually become borderline top 10. Maybe even a top five crowd pleaser for at least our specific age.
Danny Kelly
Really?
Craig Korobeck
It's really up there for white people. Wedding songs.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, the white people like gets white women going play. Which is always like a. Like if you're ever like struggling what to play. If you have to dj you just type in like songs that get white women excited. It's just like. Yeah, it always hits.
Craig Korobeck
I agree. Mr. Brightside for Men.
Danny Heifetz
Bright side for men.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, it is unwritten. Unwritten is bright side for also Craig.
Danny Kelly
That was an homage to your boy, though.
Craig Korobeck
Well, I was gonna say the title together. That song is featured heavily in Anyone but you. The Glen Pal rom com.
Danny Kelly
Is that why you did that?
Craig Korobeck
Nice. What do you like about that movie?
Danny Heifetz
Yeah, what do you like about the movie dk?
Danny Kelly
I mean, I think it's a fun rom com. A lot of really good looking people that run around on the beach and whatnot.
Craig Korobeck
That is true.
Danny Heifetz
Loves, Greg.
Danny Kelly
Did you have any thoughts on.
Craig Korobeck
I think I don't know what you're talking about. Glenn Powell.
Danny Heifetz
Sal and I talked about it at length on the Friday gambling show. I thought it was really cool. She has a bob like. I like the haircut. I think. I think Sydney Sweeney's haircut was. Was a good look.
Craig Korobeck
I think there's a better rom com that Glenn Powell has been in than anyone but you. It's called Set it Up with him and Zoe Dutch. That movie's a better rom com. My opinion.
Danny Kelly
I need to see that.
Craig Korobeck
It's really good.
Danny Kelly
Set it up.
Danny Heifetz
I'm not letting us get off this. I clicked on the Sydney Sweeney Instagram and I actually just looked through all my friends. I was like, who liked this? And I wanted. I actually. And I. I just looked through. I was like, what friends do I know that have like.
Danny Kelly
I think I could guess.
Craig Korobeck
I will never understand why people like those photos. You cannot explain it to me. It doesn't make sense.
Danny Kelly
They like the attention.
Craig Korobeck
From who?
Danny Kelly
Their friends. I don't know.
Danny Heifetz
So I'm going to throw someone under the bus and they have the power to remove this. No. I can. Because Carlos liked the photo and if he doesn't want that in the show, he can fucking delete it. Oh my God.
Danny Kelly
This is the greatest moment of my life.
Craig Korobeck
Why? I don't know.
Danny Heifetz
Why?
Craig Korobeck
Why is she going to see it? What's the goal?
Danny Kelly
Because he liked it.
Craig Korobeck
Craig, it's free to look at. Does Carlos dare want to come on right now?
Danny Heifetz
Carlos gonna delete that. This shit's not making the show.
Danny Kelly
I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about.
Danny Heifetz
What? Which picture is this?
Craig Korobeck
What are you talking? Smart, smart. Play smart. Play. Deny, deny.
Danny Kelly
Yeah. The reason it took him so long to get here is because he had to go.
Danny Heifetz
He had to go online.
Danny Kelly
He's like, get rid of the paper trail.
Danny Heifetz
The Internet doesn't forget. Hold on. Did I screenshot this? I think I did. Let's see here. Which pck. What? Which one are you talking about?
Danny Kelly
Sydney Sweeney. Heard of her?
Danny Heifetz
Any of them?
Danny Kelly
Yeah, I know.
Danny Heifetz
I follow her. I think. Yes, I do.
Danny Kelly
25 million followers.
Craig Korobeck
So you're telling me there's a chance.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, I'm wrong. He does.
Danny Kelly
He's definitely not Carlos.
Craig Korobeck
You're wrong. He didn't like the photo.
Danny Heifetz
He follows her.
Craig Korobeck
Oh, high Fitz.
Danny Kelly
There's a very big difference.
Danny Heifetz
Damn. Thought I had him.
Danny Kelly
That was good. Oh, my God.
Danny Heifetz
No, I'm sorry. Confused. Even better. Brick Johnson liked it.
Danny Kelly
And you thought it was Carlos Johnson.
Danny Heifetz
He follows her.
Craig Korobeck
But yeah, you know, Rick Johnson might be in the same circles.
Danny Heifetz
For all we know, Rick Johnson should, like. Rick Johnson should actually slide in. Like, that would be.
Danny Kelly
Anyone's gonna like that. It's someone named Brick Johnson.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
Brick Johnson should, in fact, slide in. That would be smart. All right, Carlos, I'm sorry to slander you.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah. Jesus.
Danny Kelly
He left.
Danny Heifetz
He's gone.
Danny Kelly
He's unloader.
Danny Heifetz
I'm just trying to figure out if.
Danny Kelly
I'm, like, gonna remove this conversation from the bottom.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, my God, that's so funny. Okay, all right, well, wrong again.
Danny Kelly
If it's confused Brick Johnson and Carlos.
Danny Heifetz
Well, no, it's because I had the photo, and it was like I confused that. The followed by tab and the like tab, and I guess I'm a boomer. I wanted to believe. All right, well, God, that was good. Carlos is going to make me look like an idiot in this edit. And every edit going forward.
Danny Kelly
He has that power.
Danny Heifetz
He does. All right, well, should never call them out. Yeah, I guess we should do something now for when he edits that all out.
Craig Korobeck
Right? Right. So check out. Set it up, dk. It's a good run.
Danny Heifetz
Check out, Set it up. Great movie.
Craig Korobeck
Lucy, Lou, Tay, Diggs, Zoe, Dutch. Who's great in it?
Danny Kelly
I'm in.
Danny Heifetz
Wait, also, what's the thing he's promoting? He's promoting Chad Powers. What is he.
Craig Korobeck
No, he's promoting the Running man, which comes out in a couple weeks.
Danny Kelly
Nice remake of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Right?
Craig Korobeck
It's a remake of the Schwarzenegger movie, but it's based on a Stephen King book. Apparently. The Schwarzenegger movie is really not at all super close to the book, but this movie apparently is much more authentic to the book.
Danny Kelly
Who else is in it?
Craig Korobeck
Josh Brolin.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, Edgar Wright. Oh, this is the Edgar Wright movie?
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Danny Heifetz
I mean, the Glen Powell movie. Michael. Sarah.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah, yeah.
Danny Kelly
Oh, that's interesting.
Danny Heifetz
Oh, Sean Hayes. Colman Domingo. Josh Brolin. Damn. Okay.
Craig Korobeck
Okay. Here we go.
Danny Kelly
Check it out.
Craig Korobeck
Yeah. Yeah.
Danny Heifetz
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Episode Title: Brissett Dumps Dallas, Kyler’s Future, and Week 10 Waivers
Date: November 4, 2025
Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, Craig Horlbeck
This episode covers Week 10 fantasy football waiver wire advice, the fallout from the surprising Cardinals-Cowboys Monday Night Football game, and a wild assortment of listener emails. The hosts, Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck, dissect the ramifications of Jacoby Brissett quarterbacks the Cardinals’ dominant win over Dallas, speculate about Kyler Murray’s future, and debate the fantasy value of various running backs and wide receivers in the wake of NFL injuries and trade rumors. Lively tangents, trivia battles, and absurd listener breakfasts add levity and camaraderie throughout the episode.
This episode is packed with practical waiver claim advice, irreverent humor, and lively group dynamics—a must-listen for fantasy footballers who don’t take themselves (or their weekends) too seriously.