Transcript
Justin Varior (0:00)
Foreign group chat. I am Justin Varior and joining me, Rob Mahoney, J. Kyle Mann. Kyle, back from fightin some planters. Great to see that you're alive and well.
Kyle Mann (0:20)
Hold on. All right. Okay. I prepared. I was. I've. I felt like the social media posts that I saw and the. The. The things that I heard that you said about me on the pod, I just felt like I needed to respond so I prepared a written statement here. Okay. As follows. Just a. And his co host, because of his repeated embellishment and distortion of the facts is heretofore and here and after known as Baloney Mahoney have misled the ringer community and slandered me in a way that demands a correct DEP depiction of the events. On November 2, 2025, I was sent on a series of errands for my wife that required complete completion and had been delayed as the result of a flat tire. The first of the deliveries involved a delivery. Errands involved a delivery of an item to a residence that I was unfamiliar with. I approached this home in near total darkness and in silence on a cold autumnal Kentucky night, walking toward a stoop that was enclosed by a three foot wall. Three foot high wall and on one end featured a high ledge with several planters. Cutting to the chase as I approached this stoop. It's totally dark. This all happened within about one and a half seconds. A cat sprung up out of the darkness like a jump scare from a movie. And it was scared of me. I guess we both scared the shit out of each other. And it just. Chris Farley leapt into these planers and it made. You guys are really.
Justin Varior (1:46)
You.
Kyle Mann (1:47)
You all were really quibbling with the part of it being feral. It just made a sound that only a feral cat would make. I didn't get a good look at it.
Justin Varior (1:55)
We don't want to impugn the cat, you know, we want to make sure that their reputation is up.
Kyle Mann (1:59)
And also, you all made it sound like that was the reason I missed the part.
Justin Varior (2:03)
I figured that was a little bit more dramatic than you had to. You had to watch.
Kyle Mann (2:07)
I was leapt at by a feral cat.
Rob Mahoney (2:10)
I gotta say, I have no qualms with how we described it, Justin. I think we did it justice.
Justin Varior (2:14)
Yeah, that's just podcasting, baby.
