America Thrives Despite Crazy Cat Lady Warzone

Summary

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Episode Overview

Title: America Thrives Despite Crazy Cat Lady Warzone
Date: February 17, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Podcasts)
Featured Guests:

• Morgan Murphy (US Navy Captain, National Security Expert, former Trump White House official)
• Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer (discussed indirectly)
• Scott Jennings (CNN)
• "Crazy Liberal Cat Lady" (featured via social media clips)
• Brian from Alabama (listener)

Theme:
This episode tackles America’s resilience in the face of political, cultural, and international controversies—with Rob Carson’s signature blend of satire and sharp commentary. Major topics include reactions to U.S. leadership and image abroad, critiques of progressive rhetoric, the ongoing debate over masculinity and gender roles, voter ID controversies, U.S.-Iran tensions, and positive changes in American urban life—all delivered with irreverence and parody.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. U.S. Image on the World Stage: The Munich Security Conference ([01:20]-[10:47])

• Streaming issues kick off the show, leading to a Biden-related joke.

  • "We had some streaming issues earlier, like Joe Biden in the middle of the night..." —Rob Carson [01:20]

• Criticism of U.S. politicians’ international appearances

  • Highlights Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer for "embarrassing" performances at the Munich conference.
  • Rob mocks AOC’s background and current foreign policy expertise:
    • "This woman couldn't place in a regional United Nations meet in middle school, all right? And yet she's on the world stage and looks like a moron." [04:34]

• Play-by-play mockery of AOC's remarks at Munich

  • Rob parodies her "word salad" and perceived lack of substance:
    • '"Ta da. She didn't say anything. I could sit here and go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and it would make more sense."' [06:41]

• Scott Jennings on CNN decries Democratic leadership:

  • "This Munich security conference put on full blast the fact that we've only got one adult political party in the United States right now and it's the Republican Party." —Scott Jennings [07:13]
  • Democrats’ lack of bench (depth in leadership): "They don't have a friggin bench. They don't have any players. They don't have anybody on the field. It's just the worst of the worst." —Rob Carson [08:14]

• Trump's commentary:

  • Trump asserts that AOC and Newsom's performances were a "bad look" for the U.S.: "These two people are incompetent and at least Hillary's confident. She's just Trump deranged." —Rob Carson, paraphrasing Trump [08:33]

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2. Hillary Clinton, Trump, and the Epstein Narrative ([09:21]-[12:58])

• Morgan Murphy and Rob discuss Hillary Clinton’s "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and her being called out at Munich.

  • "Apparently she has no power to kill anybody anymore." —Rob [08:57]
  • Murphy jokes: "I really, not only do I not like, I don't want to wind [up] in a cart, rolled up in a rug in a park." —Morgan Murphy [09:21]

• Addressing Trump’s alleged ties to Epstein

  • Explanations that Trump called police about Epstein and was exonerated; contrast with Bill Clinton.
  • Rob: "If there was anything on Donald Trump and the Epstein files that was worth anything, they would have brought it out when Joe Biden was the president." [12:58]
  • Scott Jennings adds that DOJ files support Trump’s exoneration: "President Trump called police about Jeffrey Epstein. ...A four page FBI report..." [12:36]

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3. Parody Segment: Crazy Liberal Cat Lady Warzone ([16:05]-[22:00])

Introduction and Satire of "Cat Lady" Social Media Clips

• Rob introduces two "Crazy Liberal Cat Ladies" as exemplars of far-left rhetoric.

  • On the claim women don’t need men to reproduce:
    • "Studies have been conducted...that women can make babies with other women without men. Yes, you heard that right." —Crazy Liberal Cat Lady, quoted [16:13]
  • Rob sarcastically rebuts:
    • "Oh, my God. Can you imagine a planet of just women? Not an insult to women, just liberal women." [16:37]
  • "We can live without men, because women can populate the earth without men. Where have we heard that before? Breeding in Jurassic Park." —Rob [18:17]

• Cat Lady #2 expresses violent anti-conservative fantasy:

  • "I want them taken into the city town square, hung from their ankles and cut them from groin to j—" —Crazy Liberal Cat Lady [21:44]
  • Rob ties this to historic social hysteria and violence:
    • "It's something that has happened for centuries. ...It was the Salem witch trials...It went on in the Manson family. Same damn thing, every one of them women." [22:35]

• Parody Song: “Cat Ladies”

  • "They're cat ladies. ...We don't need spin except to open jars and kill spiders. ..." [19:43]

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4. The "War on Masculinity" & Social Backlash ([23:44]-[28:53])

Rob and Morgan Murphy discuss emasculation of men and cultural shifts:

• Murphy:

  • "There is a plague of it in our society where we have beaten down men for the past 30 years. We've been told as men that we're toxic, that our masculinity is something to be ashamed of." [24:08]
  • Recalls a heroic example of masculine bravery (man fighting off shark to save a girl), arguing these stories are overlooked.

• Rob’s dating anecdotes:

  • "It's Valentine's Day...I'll bet 60% of the people in the restaurant were single women...because they have no man in their lives. ...And I asked them, what is the deal with men? They go, oh, they've been emasculated." [26:17]

• Hope for cultural correction among Gen Z:

  • "I think with Gen Z, it's starting to turn around. There are Gen Z girls...starting to want to have families more." —Rob [26:53]
  • Murphy echoes the need for men (and women) to be proud of their identities:
    • "You've got to be proud of your masculinity as a masculine person, proud of your femininity as a woman. And then if you want to be a feminine man, I don't give a crap." —Rob [27:08]

• Back to basics: Murphy discusses teaching his son everyday masculine skills as an antidote to emasculation trends.

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5. COVID, Urban Policy, and Double Standards ([28:53]-[29:51])

• Murphy shares personal story:
  • Could not bury his father due to COVID, while George Floyd’s funeral had 6,000 in attendance—
    • "My Eagle Scout dad, a great man, was buried anonymously without any...mourners...And yet George Floyd is allowed to have a giant funeral attended by 6,000 people, including past presidents..." [28:53]
  • Rob argues this symbolizes unfair policy and media-driven double standards.

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6. Voter ID Debate & Immigration ([31:31]-[35:01])

• Debunking arguments against Voter ID laws:

  • Rob skewers the progression of Democrat talking points, accusing them of racism & classism.
    • "They started off with black people are too dumb to get id. And then white Karen said, oh yeah, it's because they also don't actually have access to smartphones..." [31:35]

• Morgan Murphy:

  • "If you can't figure out how to get an id, I really don't want you voting in this country..." [32:47]
  • Notes that most Americans (83%) support Voter ID.

• Rob’s summary:

  • "The only people who are undocumented...are illegals. ...And Democrats are willing to throw black people and poor white people and women under the bus..." [33:58]

• Murphy calls out deliberate political strategy:

  • "Democrats at one time, were against illegals entering our country until they figured out it was a vote getter..." [34:31]

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7. Iran, U.S. Leadership, and Geopolitics ([35:01]-[37:26])

• Main Topic: Iran’s provocations, deployment of U.S. aircraft carriers, what comes next

• Murphy’s blunt take:

  • "I've been waiting 45 years to light them up." [35:48]
  • Praises Trump’s tough stance and signals high readiness for decisive action against the ayatollahs.
  • "Tomorrow's forecast in Tehran is about a thousand degrees." —Murphy, with nuclear overtones [36:54]
  • Notes significance: Two carrier groups in theater is a huge show of force.

• Rob’s closing thought:

  • "I think they'll make short shrift of the Iranian military, and I hope it happens soon." [37:26]

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8. Positive Trends in American Urban Life ([37:45]-[40:39])

• Highlighting declining urban crime since Trump’s interventions:

  • Shares viral clip of Memphis dad:
    • "Trump, you’re doing your big thing, man. We got the kids back outside...Memphis is looking real good..." —Brian from Alabama [39:41]

• Rob reflects on generational changes:

  • "For the first time, some of America's inner cities are becoming livable. It's something I've waited for a very long time." [37:45]
  • Credits the turnaround to new leadership, better enforcement.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• "Their arrogance. And they're messing around with a guy who... gave him a rectal exam with regard to their Iran nuclear programs." —Rob Carson on Iran/Trump [02:31]
• "AOC ...couldn't place in a regional United Nations meet in middle school, all right? And yet she's on the world stage and looks like a moron." —Rob [04:34]
• "Ta da. She didn't say anything. I could sit here and go, blah, blah, blah... and it would make more sense." —Rob, on AOC [06:41]
• "I've been waiting 45 years to light them up. And I think this is the time." —Morgan Murphy, on Iran [35:48]
• "Tomorrow's forecast in Tehran is about a thousand degrees." —Morgan Murphy [36:54]
• "These two people are incompetent and at least Hillary's confident. She's just Trump deranged." —Rob Carson, paraphrasing Trump [08:33]
• "If you can't figure out how to get an id, I really don't want you voting in this country..." —Morgan Murphy [32:47]
• "It's a plague of it in our society where we have beaten down men for the past 30 years. We've been told as men that we're toxic..." —Morgan Murphy [24:08]
• "Trump, you're doing your big thing, man. We got the kids back outside." —Brian from Alabama [39:41]

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Key Segments & Timestamps

• Show Introduction and Technical Difficulties [01:02 – 01:20]
• Munich Security Conference Recap, AOC Analysis [01:20 – 06:41]
• CNN/Scott Jennings & Trump Clip on Dem Leadership [07:13 – 08:33]
• Discussion of Hillary, Trump, Epstein Files [09:21 – 12:58]
• Crazy Cat Lady Warzone Parody [16:05 – 22:00]
• Masculinity & Gender Roles, Murphy’s Shark Story [23:44 – 28:53]
• Voter ID Debate [31:31 – 35:01]
• US-Iran Tensions [35:01 – 37:26]
• Urban Crime Decline, Memphis Clip [39:41 – 40:39]

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Tone & Style

The episode is fast-paced, satirical, openly partisan, and irreverent. Rob Carson deploys parody, soundbites, and sarcasm throughout conversations with guests, often using mockery and analogy to underline his criticisms of political figures, policies, and social trends.

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Final Thoughts

This episode encapsulates Carson’s style—mixing humor, right-wing critique, cultural commentary, and occasional genuine optimism for America’s future. Through segments like the "Crazy Cat Lady Warzone," deep dives into gender debates, and positive news about urban renewal, Carson positions conservative values as surging in a turbulent time, urging listeners to question left-wing narratives and embrace a renewed pride in traditional American identity.

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Transcript

[Rob Carson]

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This is the Rob Carson Show. We had some streaming issues earlier, like Joe Biden in the middle of the night, you know, he gets up, he's got to go, and he'll just stand there and it doesn't work. And I was kind of how it was right now with the, the last hour of the show just standing there wasn't working. I was getting frustrated in the whole deal. But, but we're back. We are back. We're streaming. We're on radio stations around the country. We've got a million things to talk about this hour, next hour, this hour. We've got a guy we just had on Recently, Morgan Murphy, U.S. navy Captain, national security expert, former Trump White House official. He's always good. And then of course, Tony Shaver, Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer talking about Iran and other things. The Iranians are being belligerent. Oh, here we go. This is this. Brian Kilmeade actually posted this. Mohammad Reza Nagdi says the United States is finished. It is incapable of doing a damn thing, even if it deploys 12 aircraft carriers. I can do that now because it's not racist or anything. There you go. Yeah, you know, just keep screwing with us. Fafo, baby. That's what I got to say. Fafo. I can make fun of them because they're despotic, you see, I can make fun of their language because they're despotic. And they murdered a whole bunch of their own people, by the way, recently. And I'm just hoping, I'm just hoping. And it looks like they're doing it. This is Their. Their arrogance. And they're messing around with a guy who. I don't know if you know this, gave him a rectal exam with regard to their. Their Iran nuclear programs. So I'm hoping, just hoping, just. Just give the Gerald R. Ford a little nudge. Go, guys. Get them. Get them, and let's see freedom come to the people of Iran. How about that? I think that would be pretty cool. 100%. Let's see. So we had this Munich conference, and we're the only country in the world where governors of different states in our country or idiots who are running for office want to be the president, badmouth our country in other countries. Gavin Newsom even called our military, like the SS in Munich. I know, I know. They're traitorous, treacherous, awful human beings. That's what they did. And they also are idiots. I don't know if you heard this, but yesterday, aoc, honestly, she's been a bartender, all right? Nothing against bartenders, but there are smarter bartenders than this woman, all right? There's a reason why she was a bartender, because that was all she could do. Not saying that you can't be, you know, whatever, but I have a funny feeling when she was a bartender, the only thing that she could do as far as making drinks were the ones that it spelled out, all right? If you asked her, you know, I want a Harvey Wallbanger, she would probably offer you something you didn't want. But if you said rum and Coke, she'd go, oh, okay. I think that means I'm rum as her Coke. Or if you acted like a Jack and Diet, she'd go, jack and Diet. I don't need a Diet. And you'd say, no, no, no, aoc, I need a Jack and Diet Coke. She's like, oh, okay, I want Jack and Diet. And then she got into Congress because there are a bunch of idiots in the Bronx. But anyway, here she is on world stage, utterly unprepared. Like, I was in model United nations one year in high school, and it was so boring, I couldn't stand it, and I didn't know what the hell I was doing. This woman couldn't place in a regional United nations meet in middle school, all right? And yet she's on the world stage and looks like a moron.

I'll start last to first. You know, I think this is a moment where we are seeing our presidential administration tear apart the transatlantic partnership.

No, not at all. He's strengthening it. He's just given a what first? So they have to carry their Weight with NATO and stuff.

Rip up every democratic norm?

No, not exactly. No, no, he's actually, he's reinforcing them all that. Here she is. Here she is with another word salad at the Munich conference. Again, she's a. She's a girl child.

I. What we identify is that in a.

Rules based order, this is going to be pure academic gobbledygook. She's going to say nothing. She's going to expend a lot of syllables, which is pretty remarkable because most of her words are two syllables or less. She's going to spend a lot of syllables saying nothing.

What we identify is that in a rules based order, hypocrisy.

If you're going to have order, you need to have rules. So all order is rules based, is vulnerability.

And so I think what we are seeking is a return to a rules based order that eliminates the hypocrisies around when too often in the west we look the other way for inconvenient populations to act out these paradoxes.

Ta da. She didn't say anything. I could sit here and go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, and it would make more sense. At least babies would understand me. Babies would be like, oh yeah, I totally get what you're saying, but she's just a moron. Here is Scott Jennings, an island of the sea of insanity. On CNN yesterday they had like Fawny Willis on. I swear, I don't know how this guy doesn't either drink or, you know, want to end his life, but here he is yesterday talking about the. The children versus the adults in the room, the Democrat party versus the Trump administration in Munich party.

[Scott Jennings]

Look, this Munich security conference put on full blast the fact that we've only got one adult political party in the United States right now and it's the Republican Party. Marco Rubio gave the speech of a lifetime over there. He laid out a clear foreign policy vision. He did that defends Western values and Western civil.

[Rob Carson]

Yes, but was it a paradox of the Order of the Phoenix or something?

[Scott Jennings]

Station. And the brightest Democrat over there, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, crap the bed, okay? She wants to be president, she wants to run, and she's one of the most popular Democrats and gave one of the most embarrassing performances you could possibly do. Gretchen Whitmer, one of the governors that Bakari is touting, said she knows even less about foreign policy than aoc. And Gavin Newsom has repeatedly embarrassed himself every time he's gone to one of these international conferences. Whether it was Davos, a Few weeks ago or Munich. He can't even rebuild a single house in the Palisades.

[Rob Carson]

I know, I know.

[Scott Jennings]

In Los Angeles.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, the Democrat Party, they don't even have a bench. There's no deep bench. They don't have a friggin bench. They don't have any players. They don't have anybody on the field. It's just the worst of the worst. Here's Donald Trump on Air Force One talking about AOC and the idiots. That should be the name of their band. AOC and the Idiots like Josie and the Pussycats in Munich, by the way.

I watched AOC answering questions in Munich. This was not a good look for the United States. I watched Gavin Newscomb answering questions for in Munich and this was a bad look for our country. This was a bad. These two people are incompetent and at least Hillary's confident. She's just Trump deranged. Yeah, she was so deranged.

She was out of her nuts. Here is Hillary Clinton. Apparently she has no power to kill anybody anymore. There's this French foreign minister known as Czech Foreign Minister Peter, Peter Machinka. And he called her out for her Trump derangement syndrome. And if looks could kill, he would be dead. Well, first I think you really don't like him.

[Morgan Murphy]

You know, that is absolutely true. But I really, not only do I not like, I don't want to wind.

[Rob Carson]

Up in a cart, rolled up in a rug in a park.

[Morgan Murphy]

I don't like him because of what he's doing, doing to the United States and the world.

[Rob Carson]

Like banging a strong and bringing back, you know, world peace and manufacturing new America and closing the southern border.

[Morgan Murphy]

And I think you should take a.

[Rob Carson]

Hard look at it if you think that there is something good that will.

[Morgan Murphy]

Come out of it.

[Rob Carson]

Peter, what I think, what I think Trump, Trump is doing in America, I think it is reaction, reaction, reaction for something that, for some policies that really went too far. Yeah, like what? Too far from the regular people, too far from reality. So you. We saw the cancel culture, we saw the woke revolution. I don't agree with the gender revolution, the climate alarmism, all that stupid crap that you guys pulled. Hillary and even yesterday she said that they went too far with the open border, but closing it with cruelty, isn't it? You did it on purpose. You did it on purpose. My Lord, it is remarkable. Here's Donald Trump talking about he was on Air Force One, he's a world leader and he's getting things done. Unlike the Democrat Party talking about Hillary in Munich.

[Morgan Murphy]

So Hillary Clinton said in an interview.

[Rob Carson]

Today that she and her husband are.

[Morgan Murphy]

Getting pulled into the Epstein matter to divert attention from you and that your administration has something to hide.

[Rob Carson]

What's your response?

I have nothing to hide. I've been exonerated. I have nothing.

Oh, you've been talking about how Bill and Hillary have been sucked into the Epstein file because they, they're trying, well, they're trying to draw Donald Trump into the Epstein files even though there's no evidence he had anything.

But here he's talking about that with Jeffrey Epstein. They went in hope that they'd find it and found just the opposite. I've been totally exonerated. In fact, Jeffrey Epstein was fighting that I don't get elected with some author, a sleazebag, by the way. And I've been totally exonerated. No, no, they're getting pulled in. Yeah, that's their problem. I don't know. They're gonna have to see what happens. But I watched her in Munich.

Yeah. And by the way, it was Eric Swallows. Well, Swalwell, he got called out on CNN because Donald Trump's been exonerated with regard to the Epstein files. And he decided to say that. No, no, no, it's. And also, by the way, the name that is listed the most in these files and talked about the most is Donald Trump. And of all the people that Jeffrey Epstein talked to in the world, and it looks like this guy got around and there are millions of files and Donald Trump's name is mentioned many, many times. Yeah, well, but he's been exonerated, you see. And here is this Jack Weed who, who banged a Chinese spy for a while before the Chinese Communist Party ordered her out of the country. They call that ordering Chinese takeout. She was taken out of the country. Her name was Fang Fang or Bang Bang or whatever. But here is, here is Eric swallows while being called out. Justice. But we're not going away.

And certainly Trump's name has been in there quite a lot and he still, he has not been accused of any wrongdoing, but certainly it raises questions.

Yeah, there you go. He's accused of no wrong, no wrongdoing whatsoever. Here's ABC admitting that this morning. A new document coming to light claims in the mid 2000 President Trump called.

[Scott Jennings]

Police about Jeffrey Epstein. Among the 3 million Epstein files released by the Department of Justice last month is a four page FBI report.

[Rob Carson]

I don't think Bill Clinton ever called the police on Jeff Epstein.

[Scott Jennings]

On an interview the Bureau conducted in 2019 with the man believed to be former Palm Beach Police Chief Michael Ryder. Ryder and his detectives began investigating Epstein for human trafficking in 2004.

[Rob Carson]

And I'll remind you again that if there was anything on Donald Trump and the Epstein files that was worth anything, they would have brought it out when Joe Biden was the president. There you go. And now that he's the president, they're releasing the files. They're trying to cover up their own misgivings, their own names in there, and they're hoping that the media will carry the narrative, oh, yeah, Donald Trump is in there. But again, Donald Trump's been exonerated. You see. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

The media and our friends in the Democrat Party kept saying we needed new legislation. We must have legislation to secure the border. But it turned out that all we really needed was a new president.

There you go. And we got one. And the Democrat party's doing a tailspin into hell, saying that the economy is terrible. He's the worst president ever, Even though every metric of quality of life has. Has gone up since he became the president after four years of crap sandwich without the bread. That was Joe Biden. There you go. Price of gold today. 4800 bucks. That's. That's great for you. I've got a little visit with Burt's Gold tonight because, you know, we transferred that 401k that was doing nothing. And tonight I'm choosing from the menu of metal. They're saying, where do you want to put. Which metal do you want? And I told them I want gold, and then a little bit of Iron Maiden and Led Zeppelin. And they said, well, you can't. You can't invest with Iron Maiden and Led Zeppelin. I mean, they're great metal, they're heavy metal, don't get me wrong. But gold is where you want your money to be. So there you go. So $4,800 for gold, down from $5,600 a couple weeks ago. Gold is tempting you. It's siren song. It's saying, buy me. Your 401k is underperforming. Right now is a great time. And all you got to do is text my name, Rob to 9,898 for Birch Gold. A lot of uncertainty in the world. You know, a lot of things happening. You don't know what the hell is going to happen in Iran and whatnot. A lot of, you know, global banks are buying up gold. Now that gold is a little bit cheaper. You might want to get. Get a move on. Here. Burt's Gold is an A plus rating with a better business Bureau. Tens of thousands of happy customers, including this guy right here. And if they ever get Iron Maiden or Led Zeppelin on board, I'll invest in them. I will. But right now, I'm going with gold. I said 100% gold, baby. 100% gold. Text my name, Rob, to 989-8984 Birch Gold, for a free info kit. No obligation, only information. There you go. You guys ready to do the crazy liberal cat lady of the day? Oh, I got two good ones today. I got two today. Here's this first one. I don't think she likes guys, by the way. Pretty sure didn't like guys. In fact, both of them, I don't think like men. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, here's the first one. She says that we don't need men to reproduce. Only. Only women. Yeah. Think about this, ladies. This is your Democrat party.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

All right? I'm back again to hit you with some knowledge about why men.

[Rob Carson]

I'm gonna hit you with some knowledge.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

So terrified right now. Studies have been conducted.

[Rob Carson]

Men are terrified.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

Did that women can make babies with other women without men. Yes, you heard that right. We do not need anything from a man to create a baby.

[Rob Carson]

Well, there is that semen thing. So there's that.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

The result, we will only have women children. So now let's talk about evolution.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, my God. Can you imagine a planet of just women? Not an insult to women, just liberal women.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

Women have had to survive in the society we live in today because of the threats of violence against us.

[Rob Carson]

Really? Who built the house you. You live in? And who built the car you drive? And who built the skyscrapers and the buildings in your town? And who pilots the fishing boats? And who drives the trucks?

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

So as we evolve, we become more consciously.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, I don't think you've evolved.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

Where. What is actually happening to us in order to survive?

[Rob Carson]

Sure.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

And this deep rooted consciousness that is happening with women all over the world.

[Rob Carson]

All over the world.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

And I mean all over the world. All over the world is absolutely terrify to the male species.

[Rob Carson]

I'm shivering.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

They have used power and control in order to shut us up.

[Rob Carson]

No, no, no, no, no, no. We. Trust me, we know we can't shut you up.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

Put us in the corner. But what they don't understand is that we are too conscious. We have become too conscious. And you can't take consciousness away from a human. Now, in order for the male species to survive.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, my God. She makes AOC smart.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

They must evolve too.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

And this is absolutely terrifying to them because they've lived in the comforts of their safety for so long. And as we bring consciousness to this.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, I know. It's more comfortable. None of the more comfortable being a cop and none the more comfortable being a state trooper. Being a high rise welder or a fisherman. That's comfort right there. People.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

Feces. They now understand that women working farm fields.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. Man Driving tractors. There. That's comfort.

[Crazy Liberal Cat Lady]

Actually hold all of the power.

[Rob Carson]

Wow. I mean, honestly, good luck with that. Because we feed your ass. So interesting. She says that women. We can live without women or without men. Because women can populate the earth without men. Where have we heard that before? Breeding in Jurassic Park.

[Morgan Murphy]

How do you know they can't breathe?

[Rob Carson]

Well, because all the animals in Jurassic park are female. We've engineered them that way. It would do wonders for the popularity of softball and the lpga, wnba.

[Morgan Murphy]

But again, how do you know they're all female? Somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaur skirts.

[Rob Carson]

We control their chromosomes. It's really not that difficult. All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway. They just require an extra hormone given at the right developmental stage.

[Morgan Murphy]

To make hormone.

[Rob Carson]

Is not what you think. Hunter. The male. We simply deny them that.

[Morgan Murphy]

John, the kind of control you're attempting is. It's not possible. Listen, if there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. Expands to new territories and crap.

[Rob Carson]

They say that. That we don't need men. The women don't mean the men. I'll save the other cat lady for the other side of the break. Here's Jim Gossip. Well, they have a lot of cats and they're all Democrats. We call them Karen. We don't need spin except to open jars and kill spiders. They have a whiny voice.

They are all pro choice and mostly barren.

Can somebody change my tire? They're cat ladies.

[Morgan Murphy]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Rob Carson]

They're cat ladies.

Talking about liberal ladies who have clearly lost their minds. You know, I have a funny feeling that there are a lot of women in the world who kind of like men for a number of reasons. One of the things is they don't like. They don't like girl parts. They don't associate them with, you know, sex. They kind of like the guy parts and the other things that come with a guy too. Because there's some pretty cool stuff that comes with guys. We have tools and stuff. And, you know, we're good dads. There's that. So just a few things you might want to keep in mind as you go forward in your whatever fantasy world you live in. My God, people, I hope we wake from this malaise. Coming up, Morgan Murphy, national security expert, US Navy captain and Trump White House official on the other side. Don't go anywhere. Let me share Brian's story from Alabama. He tells us about relief factor. Trying it for just three weeks. At least 90% of my pain was gone. My pain had started to limit me at work and at home and I'm amazed at the relief I've gotten. Those are Brian's own words and they speak volumes about what relief factor can do. I've seen that kind of transformation myself and hearing Brian's experience just reinforces why I'm so passionate about sharing this with you all. Don't wait. If you're dealing with daily pain, launch your three week quick start and see what relief factor can do for you. Call 804 RELIEF, that's 804 RELIEF. Or go to relieffactor.com that's relieffactor.com how will it feel to be out of pain? Before we go to our guest, Morgan Murphy. I promised you another crazy cat lady today. A double header if you will. Here's the thing. I don't want impeachment.

[Morgan Murphy]

I don't want them to serve time. I want them taken into the city town square, hung from their ankles and cut them from groin to j.

[Rob Carson]

Wow, that's crazy cat lady who I don't think likes guys saying that conservatives maga supporters should be hung upside down and gutted like, like a deer. I know, I know. This is the kind of madness that is affected the Democrat party and crazy. I mean, honestly, this is mania. This is social contagion. I've been talking about this for years. I looked at, I said, I said these are the same women who fall in love with death row inmates. That's what we're witnessing here. It is, it is something that has happened for centuries. It was the Salem witch trials or a bunch of teenage girls who decided there were people who were witches. And they all said they were. And everybody believed that they worked into a frenzy and they burned people at the stake and it went on in the Manson family. Same damn thing, every one of them women. And then you get the same group of Karens and these nut bags who are, who are, you know, threatening to kill Donald Trump. You got nurses saying they will, they will kill ice ages. I mean, it's nuts. It is nuts. They love Luigi, mangioni. I mean, I can go on and on. This is a madness. This is something that has been groomed for years. They convinced people that standing six feet away from someone would save their lives, but five feet away would kill you. With COVID they convinced you that wearing a paper mask would save you from the deadliest virus in the world. And I always said that wearing a mask to prevent Covid is like wearing a cowboy hat. To go scuba diving provides as much protection. They believe that little boys can become little girls. They believe little girls should have hysterectomy at age 10, had their breasts removed and form a phallus from the flesh on their arm that dangles between their legs like an ear waiting for transplant. This is the left. This is the left. Boy, I've given Morgan Murphy a hell of an intro, haven't I? How are you, buddy?

[Morgan Murphy]

I am so well, Ben. Listening to her makes me think we have a 400 year backlog of witches to be burned.

[Rob Carson]

Dude. And it's gotten today. I'm all over. I guess maybe I'm on the Karen feed. Or is that just. Every social media right now is populated with insane white liberal women, as they.

[Morgan Murphy]

Say, awfuls, you know, and the awfuls have taken over and there is a plague of it in our society where we have beaten down men for the past 30 years. We've been told as men that we're toxic, that our masculinity is something to be ashamed of. There was a story here in my home state of Alabama about a year ago where a young woman in my community, Mountain Brook, Alabama, was bitten by a shark. You may have heard that story. There's a horrible story. She was down on the Gulf coast and a shark got to her. But what wasn't told was the anonymous man on that beach along the Gulf coast who ran in.

[Rob Carson]

Okay, I think we've lost. We've lost. Morgan Murphy. Are you there, buddy?

[Morgan Murphy]

I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, sorry about that. Continue. Your story got cut off there briefly. Go ahead.

[Morgan Murphy]

Oh, I was just saying, you know, what we haven't heard is the story of the girl here in Alabama that was attacked by a shark about a year ago. But we know that part of the story, but we often don't hear this part of the story where a man on the beach saw that happening, ran into the surf and attacked the shark to save the girl. That's the kind of masculinity that we need in our society. That's the kind of action that generally only Men take. You know, 90% of workplace deaths are men. Men take up the dangerous jobs. And so I think we should celebrate what makes our genders unique. And each gender has things to celebrate about it. But we have spent 30 years denigrating men 100%.

[Rob Carson]

I'm single now, by the way. And so I was out this weekend on a Friday, and I met a bunch of these beautiful. And they just happened to be black women. They were out celebrating Black History Month, oddly enough. We were joking around about it, and they were marvelous. And I was talking to them, and I noticed it was Valentine's Day, and this restaurant. I'll bet 60% of the people in the restaurant were single women together with their friends, because they have no man in their lives. And I asked them, I said, what is the deal with men? They go, oh, they've been emasculated. She said, this woman, she says, I could change my own tire, I could change my oil, but I can't find a guy who knows how to use a screwdriver or hammer. And I'm like, that's exactly what you're saying there, Morgan. We've had a war on masculinity, and then we've convinced women they should be ashamed of their femininity. And now. And I think it's. I think this is turning around. I think with Gen Z, it's starting to turn around. There are Gen Z girls. They're gonna start. They're starting to want to have families more. So I think we've pulled back in the nick of time, but I think that's number one on our list. You've got to be proud of your masculinity as a masculine person, proud of your femininity as a woman. And then if you want to be a feminine man, I don't give a crap. But honestly, you shouldn't be the focus of the attention. Go ahead.

[Morgan Murphy]

Well, I've got a little boy. He's 11 years old, and I try to teach him those basic life skills that men need to have. Open a door for a lady. When your grandmother stands up at the dinner table, you stand up, make sure that you know how to change the oil in a car, that you know how you know a gun works. And, like, these are. These are skills that I believe men need to know and should know. And it's something that my grandfather would have thought was kind of, you know, not interesting at all. Why are you. Like, it would just be a matter of course, for the greatest generation to teach that to their children, but somewhere in the past 50 years we've lost that thread.

[Rob Carson]

Well, you know, here's the thing. You know, women are nurturing by nature because they're mothers, men are masculine, they're hunters, they do the gathering and all that. I was at the gym the other night. There was a girl there and she was benching, you know, one plate, which is 135 pounds, and she had a guy there spotting her. And she's like the strongest, most fit girl in the. In the gym, and she's got somebody spotting her. I just turned 60. I do one plate 20 times, then I add 25 and do 15 times. Then I add another plate and do that 15 times and I'm 60, for God's sake. So I think we're done with this nonsense about men can become women and women can become men. And somehow I think it's been. We've been, we've been. We've been fed a line and a lot of people have fallen for it. And the ones who didn't were silenced. And I think those days are past us. Morgan Murphy.

[Morgan Murphy]

I pray they are. I pray they're past us. You know, when I look at Minnesota, I think, well, maybe not. It was Minnesota, after all, that kicked off the riots over George Floyd in 2020. I couldn't bury my own father that year. We could not have a funeral for him because of COVID And yet George Floyd, just three weeks, died three weeks after my father passed away. George Floyd was allowed to have a funeral with 6,000 people in attendance. And that's when I thought, you know, this is not how America is, is supposed to work. My Eagle Scout dad, a great man, was buried anonymously without any, without any mourners to pass him into the great hereafter. And yet George Floyd is allowed to have a giant Funeral attended by 6,000 people, including past presidents in Minnesota.

[Rob Carson]

Now, I know, but the thing is there are a lot of farmers, a lot of very hard working people in Minnesota who live outside of the Twin Cities, who are done with this crap. And Murphy, get a. Hold on. I want to talk about not only voter id, that rigamarole, the government shutdown, possibly get into Iran. Can you stick around?

[Morgan Murphy]

Let's do it.

[Rob Carson]

All right, brother, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey guys, it's Carson for Shopify. You know, for years I have had a swag line of T shirts with catchy phrases and whatnot, and it's just been lying there. Well, I've decided to go with Shopify and actually make money with my own business. Shopify gives you everything you need to sell online and in person. Millions of entrepreneurs have already made this leap from household names to first time business owners just getting started. Choose from hundreds of beautiful templates you can customize to match your brand. Instead of just having a lousy website that nobody notices like I have been doing for years, set up fast with Shopify's built in AI tools that write product descriptions and headlines. Create email and social campaigns that reach customers wherever they scroll. In 2026. Stop waiting and start selling with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com Newsmax go to shopify.com Newsmax make building a successful business your 2026 New Year's resolution. It actually there's an argument to be made that red state voters, women, poor white voters could be just as.

[Scott Jennings]

I know you think they're dumb too, don't you? Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. I hear these arguments.

[Rob Carson]

I've heard Democrats all week long. You know. So this is the CNN straight into really, really super stupid on the voter ID thing. They started off with black people are too dumb to get id. And then white Karen said, oh yeah, it's because they also don't actually have access to smartphones. And then also said a lot of them have criminal records. Okay, as racist as it possibly gets, then you straight into women might have changed their names so they can't get an id, which means that women can't exist without men. Wow, way to step into that one. And now they're saying poor white people in red states can't get IDs. I hate to tell you this, good, fair share of my family are poor white people in red states and they are willing to throw anyone under the bus. They say 20 million people in our country do not have a form of ID. You need a form of ID to do 100 things. And if it was this was real, they'd be saying we've got to give these people ID so they can survive. Here's the thing and I'm going to present this to Morgan Murphy. Morgan Murphy, I present to you the 20 million people who do not have a form of identification do not exist. What do you think?

[Morgan Murphy]

If you can't figure out how to get an id, I really don't want you voting in this country to determine the future of the American republic as a people. Getting an ID is one of the simplest things a human being can possibly do here in this country. We're blessed with multiple ways to get IDs. And it just is an easy thing. What disenfranchises. Lack. Disenfranchises. Poor whites. Disenfranchises. Every legal citizen is a non citizen voting in our election. That takes away my voice. That diminishes your voice. That diminishes every rightful American citizen's voice. And we should all be outraged. In fact, most of us are outraged at the idea of illegal voting in our elections. 83% of Americans believe that it is right and proper to show an ID to vote. It's an 8317 issue, and I just don't. If we cannot pass this through the Senate, the Senate just needs to pack up and go home. They're useless.

[Rob Carson]

Well, Morgan, you know, the thing is there might be 20 million people without an ID and those people are illegals. That's it. They're the ones without. They're the only people in the country who are undocumented. Do you understand? They're the only people who are undocumented. And Democrats are willing to throw black people and poor white people and women under the bus to make some sort of point so they can keep illegals voting. That's it. It's that simple.

[Morgan Murphy]

You're absolutely right. I mean, that's. They were Democrats at one time, were against illegals entering our country until they figured out it was a vote getter and they could tilt the electoral college in their favor in blue states by pumping the country full of illegals. And that is what Biden did. It was no accident that 20 million people came flooding into the country. It was no accident that mayor said everything is fine. Look the other way. It was deliberate.

[Rob Carson]

You know why we know that? Because it happened all over the stinking world. The same modus operandi, the COVID lockdowns, the opening of the borders around the world. It was a massive Marxist plan to change the makeup of the world. And they failed. They failed. They tried to put Donald Trump in jail, take him off the ballot and then murder him. It didn't work. And now we've got freedom kind of spreading around the world, which is, which is a fantastic thing. What do you think real quick about Iran? We've got a couple of aircraft carriers over there. The Iran, they're still mouthing as hell. They just ended some talks. I'm. I'm hoping they give them a little nudge. I hope that, that they give us a little nudge and we, we take these, these ayatollah out of power because this is this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. What are your thoughts, man?

[Morgan Murphy]

I've been waiting 45 years to light them up. And I think this is the time. I mean, Iran has been threatening the United States, threatening our way of life, bombing, shipping, using proxies across the Middle east against us. When I was in Afghanistan fighting, we lost a lot of Americans, a lot of great Americans because of Iranian proxies, Iranian bombs, Iranian IEDs. So I have no love law for the Iranian regime, the Ayatollah. Iranian people, I don't have a problem with, and I think most Americans don't. But, you know, if they're going to keep pushing President Trump, if they're going to keep fooling around, Iran's going to.

[Rob Carson]

Find out there's already been pulled. To be quite honest, I do. There's no way that the Ayatollah can stay in power after killing so many people. After showing behaving the fashion they are. They're not willing to commit to any sort of a nuclear deal, what, whatever. So I think the trigger's already been pulled. I think they're just waiting for strategic forces and agreements to get into place. So the Ayatollah gets a little colorectal, you know, exam. That's what I'm hoping, brother.

[Morgan Murphy]

Tomorrow's forecast in Tehran is about a thousand degrees.

[Rob Carson]

I hope so. I hope so.

[Morgan Murphy]

Aircraft carriers, you know that, that last time we sent two aircraft carriers into one theater of operation, it was against the Chinese to back off of Taiwan during the Clinton administration. So to have both the USS Gerald R. Ford carrier strike group and the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group, that combined firepower of those two modern aircraft carriers is greater than most of Europe combined.

[Rob Carson]

I think they'll make short shrift of the Iranian military, and I hope it happens soon. Borg and Murphy, always a pleasure to have you on, brother. Where can people find you on. Absolutely. Where can people find you on the social media?

[Morgan Murphy]

Come to see me on anywhere on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, it's all Morgan. W.W. murphy.

[Rob Carson]

All right, brother. Take care of yourself in Bama. Okay, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Something that I have dreamed about for my entire life, adult life is maybe coming true. We still have a long way to to go. And that is another generation of young black children raised in hell. And I'm hoping things are beginning to turn around. I've been following this in my entire adult life since 1989 when I graduated out of college, seeing young black men murdering one another at 10 times the national average, abortion, crime, all of this. And for the first time, some of America's inner cities are becoming livable. It's something I've waited for a very long time. I've got a man in Memphis, a father sharing his experience about things have changed since Donald Trump sent in federal forces to clean it up. I'm doing a Gettysburg Battlefield tour June 11 in coming out of Baltimore, driving to Gettysburg. If you're in the area out here, you want to get on the bus, go to wcbm.com WCBM is our anchor station, and we're doing this delightful tour starting in the morning, driving to Gettysburg, spending the day. They're going through the battlefields, going to where Abe Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address, going a little round top, big round top, having lunch, and then driving the luxury coach back to Baltimore in one day. We're getting close to selling out the first coach. We may have to do another one. So go to wcbm.com, wcbm.com if you would like to get on the bus with us. Here is a wonderful, wonderful video going viral of a dad in Memphis thanking Donald Trump, the first time in decades some inner city American neighborhoods like in D.C. are safe enough for kids to ride their bikes.

[Brian from Alabama]

All I want to say is, Trump, you're doing your big thing, man. We got the kids back outside. We got the kids back outside on their bikes. I know the lawnmowers, back door, the dog's back barking. Memphis is looking real good out here, man. Hey, man, you did your big one, man. Appreciate you for helping cleaning up Memphis. Hey, mpd. Well, I don't even know what to say about y'.

[Morgan Murphy]

All.

[Brian from Alabama]

I done walked to the store. Y' all got me a bag of ice.

[Rob Carson]

What?

[Brian from Alabama]

I ain't walked to the store in about 20 years. I know you ain't got to worry about no, you ain't gotta worry about no ducket. I know you got to worry about them fences fiends doing all that. All that old man, it's beautiful. I'm talking about the traffic back going. I'm talking about the kids back outside. Make Memphis great again. Hey, it's a good thing, man. I love when the plan come together. Hey, tag force, keep doing what you're doing. Hey, Trump, y' all keep doing what you're doing. National guy. Y' all keep doing what you're doing.

[Rob Carson]

Hey, yeah. Who's standing in the schoolhouse doors? J.B. tetzler. Pritzler. Pritzkel. Pritzkeer. You were here? Yeah. Yeah. They're still standing in the schoolhouse doors. Democrats are still standing in the schoolhouse doors trying to keep law and order from coming to Chicago and Democrat run cities that are hell on earth, trying to prevent that from happening. Murder rate at an all time low since the year 1900. And all the Democrats can do is B word and whine about Donald Trump and act like everything is terrible. Ain't gonna work. I told you it's not going to work. And I again, I have waited my entire life, adult life, to see this start to happen because things went to hell for the inner city community with Lyndon Johnson's Great Society. And after so many generations of kids, maybe we're beginning to see the light. We got a long way to go. Don't get me wrong. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

[Morgan Murphy]

Sam.