The Rob Carson Show
Episode: Arnold Palmer’s ‘Big Secret’ & Portland’s Antifa Meltdown
Date: September 29, 2025
Host: Rob Carson
Podcast: Newsmax Podcasts
Overview
This energetic episode of The Rob Carson Show mixes political commentary, pop culture lampooning, and robust opining on recent news. Carson, known for his comedic background and irreverent tone, riffs on everything from the Super Bowl halftime show to unrest in Portland, with stops at trending culture, local politics, and viral social media moments. Topical humor, conservative perspectives, and plenty of quotable one-liners fill the hour.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Super Bowl Halftime: Bad Bunny Backlash
[00:12 – 01:15]
- Carson opens by mocking “Trump-hating” pop star Bad Bunny being named the Super Bowl 60 halftime performer. He jokes about Bad Bunny’s claim that he’d never play in the US again due to safety concerns and ridicules the generational division on his popularity.
- Carson uses the announcement to riff on the music industry’s direction and references iconic past performers for contrast (“Remember Prince?”).
- Quote:
“Who the hell’s going to watch Bad Bunny? Seriously? I know music, OK? How about you get somebody somebody’s heard of. Hey, this sound old. Oh, shut up. Really Bad Bunny. Dear God in heaven, really Bad Bunny is a big deal. Give me a freaking break.”
— Rob Carson [00:57]
2. Weekend Tales: Candidates, Car Washes, Amazon Groceries
[01:16 – 03:58]
- Carson shares personal stories: mingling with Maryland political candidates (John Myrick, Tim Fazenbaker), finding a new favorite haircutter, and his routine of rewarding car wash staff with breakfast and tips.
- He muses on Amazon’s automated grocery stores and the temptation to overspend.
- The segment is upbeat and peppered with observational humor, painting Carson as relatable and lighthearted amidst heavier news.
3. Ryder Cup Recap, Arnold Palmer’s “Big Secret,” & Sports Culture Shift
[03:59 – 08:23]
- Discusses rowdy fan behavior during the Ryder Cup, including a beer tossed at Rory McIlroy’s wife and an MC leading “F*** Rory” chants.
- Shifts to Saturday Night Live’s “not safe for work” jokes and shares the Colin Jost/Arnold Palmer bit:
- Quote:
“Team America is in deep trouble today. The odds of the US winning are longer than Arnold Palmer's penis. There you go. That’s the job. Just what I heard.”
— Rob Carson [07:58]
- Quote:
- Panel banter includes ribald locker room anecdotes about Palmer, taking the “big secret” theme literally.
- Laments the loss of decorum in golf.
4. Portland’s Antifa “Meltdown” and Trump’s National Guard Deployment
[08:24 – 18:00]
- Jubilant reaction from Carson and guests to President Trump sending the National Guard to Portland to respond to ongoing Antifa protests/riots.
- Quote:
“There’s just nothing more satisfying than watching an Antifa brat get their ass handed to him. It just makes me so happy.”
— Rob Carson [09:31]
- Quote:
- Recaps the history of violence and attacks on federal property in Portland, blaming “Democrat leadership.”
- Argues federal intervention is justified and overdue; mocks local officials opposing it.
- Recounts conversations at political events where ordinary citizens (including in Baltimore) express support for federal intervention against unchecked crime.
5. Contemporary Violence: Church Shooting Coverage
[10:56 – 15:00]
- Carson breaks news of another church shooting, this time at a Mormon church, emphasizing the rapid police response and the assailant’s background (military vet, anti-Trump sign, speculation on motive).
- Criticizes immediate calls to restrict the Second Amendment, blaming the left for attacks on religion.
- Expresses skepticism at political speculation before facts are established.
6. Local/State Political Races: New York Mayor, Maryland Governor
[15:01 – 17:00]
- Lampoons New York mayoral politics as a “crap sandwich,” noting Eric Adams is out of the race and mocking other candidates.
- Returns to Maryland candidate John Myrick’s grassroots approach as a model for Republican outreach to urban areas.
7. National Guard Debate: Community Voices vs. City Authorities
[17:01 – 25:58]
- Features soundbites of Portland/Oregon officials opposed to federal troops and juxtaposes them with residents asking for intervention.
- Incorporates Rand Paul’s legal perspective on federal intervention in cities:
- Quote:
“We had anarchy in Portland for, like, six months or a year. The city didn’t even control large swaths of the city.”
— Rand Paul [24:40]
- Quote:
- Raises the argument that Democratic-run cities enable chaos, compelling the federal government to “fix it up.”
- Draws parallels with Civil Rights Era interventions.
8. Antifa & the Label of Domestic Terrorism
[25:59 – 27:26]
- Discusses labeling Antifa as terrorists vs. activists, with caution against sweeping legal overreach.
- Carson insists Antifa are terrorists due to violent tactics.
9. Republican Strategy: Take the Fight to Blue Cities
[27:27 – 28:58]
- Calls on Republicans to be unafraid to campaign in urban, Democratic-run areas and address crime and “suffering.”
- Holds up Myrick’s Baltimore walk as an example.
10. Current Trends & Economic Commentary
[29:01 – 31:01]
- Brief, humorous asides about his own music tastes, trips to Alexandria and Baltimore, and upcoming events.
- Inserts sponsor plug for gold investment, tying central bank actions to personal finance.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On the Super Bowl Halftime Show:
“Who the hell’s going to watch Bad Bunny? Seriously?... Give me a freaking break. Remember Prince?”
— Rob Carson [00:57] -
On the Changing Golf Culture:
“As the emcee of a golf event leads the crowd saying, F you, Rory. I mean, what has happened to golf?”
— Rob Carson [05:10] -
On National Guard in Portland:
“There’s just nothing more satisfying than watching an Antifa brat get their ass handed to him. It just makes me so happy.”
— Rob Carson [09:31] -
On Democratic Leadership:
“Why do the Democrats want to keep things chaotic? Why do they want to keep violence... They hate America first of all.”
— Rob Carson [18:48] -
On Portland’s Failure:
“We had anarchy in Portland for, like, six months or a year. The city didn’t even control large swaths of the city.”
— Rand Paul [24:40]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Opening Monologue and Super Bowl Rant: 00:12–01:15
- Weekend Stories & Maryland Politics: 01:16–03:58
- Ryder Cup, Arnold Palmer Joke: 03:59–08:23
- Portland, Antifa Meltdown, National Guard: 08:24–18:00
- Church Shooting News: 10:56–15:00
- New York/Maryland Local Politics: 15:01–17:00
- Community Voices: National Guard Debate: 17:01–25:58
- Rand Paul Interview (Federal Intervention): 23:25–25:49
- Antifa as Terrorists Discussion: 25:59–27:26
- GOP Urban Outreach: 27:27–28:58
- Personal Notes, Sponsor Plug: 29:01–31:01
Tone & Language
Carson’s tone throughout is breezy, comedic, and sardonic, with a clear conservative slant. He interrupts news updates with personal anecdotes, frequent asides, and quick-witted jabs at political adversaries. Direct, unfiltered comments and parody are Carson’s trademarks, and the episode is punctuated by audience banter and laughter.
Conclusion
For listeners who missed the show, this episode offers a trademark blend of political opinion, news satire, and lively storytelling. Major themes include skepticism toward Democratic leadership in cities, celebration of assertive federal action against unrest, and humor-laced commentary on culture and sports. Carson’s voice remains that of a seasoned radio comic – quick with a punchline, but always returning to his central message: “We don’t have to live this way.”