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Interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show.
Rob Carson (0:12)
In America on air and on the world Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is the Rob Carson Show. You guys have been waiting for this show, haven't you? I can already tell all the streaming platforms for Newsmax people checking it out. Is he on yet? Doo, doo, doo. And then finally, here I am. Yay. All right, cool. Welcome to the show. Please come inside. I guess the big news of the day is that Trump hating Bad Bunny pop star Bad Bunny is going to headline the super bowl halftime show coming up next. Gen Vie. Yeah, old Bad Bunny. You know all of his songs. The song that he did about the, you know, the rabbit or whatever. I mean, he's gigantic name in pop music. I mean, Bad Bunny. Who hasn't heard a Bad Bunny? Well, anybody over 20? Yeah. Bad Bunny only appeals to under 20. Bad Bunny's going to be performing. Oh, Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny said that he would never perform in America again. I'm never performing in the US Again. I'm scared.
Commentator/Analyst (1:15)
Scared that ICE might raid the venue outside my show.
Rob Carson (1:19)
And honestly, I can risk the safety of my fans like that. Mainland America just doesn't feel necessary to me anymore. How about. How about go sing somewhere else then? Honestly, Bad Bunny. Who the hell's going to watch Bad Bunny? Seriously? You know, I. I know music. Okay? How about you get somebody somebody's heard of. Hey, this sound old. Oh, shut up. Really Bad Bunny. Dear God in heaven, really Bad Bunny is a big deal. Give me a freaking break. Remember Prince? Remember when Prince did it and it started raining? He was doing Purple Rain. It was one of the greatest halftime shows ever. Ever, Ever. That was a halftime show. Bad Bunny. Okay, Bad Bunny. Here comes Bad Bunny hopping down the bunny trail. Bad Buddy. Bad Buddy's gonna be the super bowl after. Well, you know what I mean, this is. This is great. I won't be. I won't be watching the halftime show at the super bowl this year with Bad. Bad Bunny as the Bad Bunny. I mean, what sort of a man. I don't know. I want to. I'm gonna call myself Bad Bunny. Oh, don't mess with me. I'm Bad Bunny. Anyway, there you go. That's. That's the big news, I guess, for the super bowl. Super Bowl 60. This year I had a very nice weekend. I did a little potluck kind of meet and greet for some candidates for office in Maryland, including guys running for governor up there. John Myrick got a hang out with John Myrick. And that was pretty good. And there's a guy named Tim Fazenbaker I got to meet too. He kind of reminds J.D. vance. He's a little like J.D. vance. So I had some fun there. The big thing that I enjoyed this weekend is I found a place that can cut my hair. So I. That's a big deal for me because I have not had a haircut in three months since I moved. Right. One last haircut when I left Kansas City. That was three months ago. So it was getting shaggy. And I found a hair cuttery. No, it's a great clip. No, it's a haircutter. It's a haircuttery. Haircuttery. And her name is Nuna and she's from Laos. And it was the best shampoo and haircut I've ever gotten for the money. I mean, damn. So I got that and. And then I got a great car wash. I have. I found a great car wash. And the car wash that I have, because I can. And I'm just a joyful person now. And I'm really. It's right next to a McDonald's. So whenever I take my truck to get it washed, I always go over to McDonald's and buy everybody breakfast because, you know, they bust their butts and they do a great job on the car. They give you a detail for like 30 bucks or they detail your car for 30 bucks. So I go over there and I buy Egg McMuffins. And you know, they. They're all like, oh, gracias, Donna. No problem. I give them all that. And then I had a $20 bill. So I gave me each a five dollar bill. The three people who were finishing the car and they looked at me like, who is the gringo bringing a breakfast and the five dollar bill? And it was like, it just. It just. I like it. I just. I love. I'm happy. I'm living a happy life. And. And you know, I'm trying to stay very positive about things. I went to. There's an Amazon grocery store. You ever been to one of those? It's got these carts that you could just. You just put your in store code and then you just put stuff in the bag and it's automatically rung up. But the only problem is you end up buying a bunch of stupid crap. You don't want like a cheese board and a knife. I didn't. I was going to buy a cheese board and a knife. I go to the. I live by myself, for God's sake. I spent $190 at the grocery store. What the hell? Robot cart. That's what did it. I've got a few things that I want to share with you. Weekend experience. The Ryder Cup. I guess what Europe wanted or something. I don't watch the Ryder. Sounded kind of like it becoming like Caddyshack, and I actually kind of like that, but it was a little out of hand. Apparently, Rory McElroy's wife had a drink hurled at her and a beer hurled at her. And the crowd gets pretty rowdy at these events. The master of ceremonies had to step down. Her name is Heather McMahon, and she's not going to be returning as the emcee of the first tee at Bethpage Black because she was. She was yelling, F Rory McElroy. And the crowd was yelling, f you, Rory. And. And somebody said. I think they're saying, let's go, Brandon. I think it's. I think it's, let's go. Let's go, Brandon. But they're yelling, that's McElroy. What did I say? I said McElroy. I had a friend named Elizabeth McElroy, so, you know, whatever. I don't watch golf. Okay? I don't watch golf. So whatever. Anyway, he's getting harassed. Sorry. I don't know. I don't listen to Bad Bunny either. I don't listen to Bad Bunny, and I don't watch a lot of golf. Although I was kind of interested. I watched a little bit. Maybe Dana White should take over for. For. For a McElroy. It's McElroy, right? Okay. Like Macklemore. That's a. That's a rap artist I've heard of. I would. I would listen to Macklemore doing the. The. The. Because I know some of his songs, like Flea Market. There's one called. Was it Flea Market? Or whatever. There's a couple songs that he does that are pretty good. I'd go see him before I go see Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. Oh, my God. Maybe we can get Heather McMahon to introduce Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. Anyway, she got booted because she was reading who the Hell. As the emcee of a golf event leads the crowd saying, f you, Rory. I mean, what. What has happened to golf? What has happened to golf? And then. And then, apparently, right at the very beginning of the golf. And I. I gotta tell you, I don't like his politics. But Colin Jost from Saturday Night Live, he does this bit with this other anchor, Michael. I can't remember his last name, where they come up with the most offensive news stories and the other person has to read it. And it takes political correctness and flesh. It's one of the funnier bits I've seen on snl. Whenever I see that up where they do that, it is really funny. But he, he did this and they said it was not safe for work. Not safe for work. Who still uses NF sw Not safe for work when they, when they post up? Oh yeah, it's not safe for work. Really? Honestly, does anybody really pay attention to who, whatever who's looking at their, on their computer over there? Really? Unless you got the volume cranked up really loud. Anyway, he echoed a joke about, about Arnold Palmer. Apparently all the. Arnold Palmer is known for more than a stiff drink. Although Arnold Palmer doesn't have any booth. Anyway, apparently Arnold Palmer swings a big club. Well, there's no sugar coating it here, folks. The Ryder cup has been rough for American fans to watch. Like hairdos at a Long island prom. It's been a gigantic blowout. Team America is in deep trouble today. The odds of the US winning are longer than Arnold Palmer's penis. There you go. That's what, it's the job. Just what I heard. Yes. From the President of the United States.
