The Rob Carson Show – Episode Summary
Episode: AutoPens, Afghan Scandals & Holiday Hangovers
Date: December 1, 2025
Host: Rob Carson
Key Guest: Brigadier General Blaine Holt
Show Features: Humorous and candid political commentary, interviews, and parody songs
Overview of the Episode
This episode of The Rob Carson Show dives deep into recent political controversies surrounding the Biden administration’s use of an auto pen for signing documents, fallout from the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan, a tragic National Guard shooting in Washington D.C., corruption scandals in Minnesota, and the spreading wave of anti-communist revolutions across Latin America. The episode is marked by Rob Carson’s signature blend of biting humor, cultural references, and pointed outrage, alongside interviews with General Blaine Holt and regular satirical interludes by Jim Gossett.
Main Themes & Key Discussion Points
1. AutoPen Use by President Biden
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[00:20] The show opens by mocking a viral post (attributed to Trump) claiming 92% of Biden’s documents were signed by auto pen and are "hereby terminated."
- Carson lampoons the controversy, suggesting potential legal and constitutional questions, while implying Biden is disengaged or unfit.
"Any document signed by sleepy Joe Biden with the auto pen, which was approximately 92% of them, is hereby terminated and of no further force or effect..." (Quote Reader, 00:20)
2. National Guard Shooting Tragedy
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[01:08, 14:44–15:25] Carson discusses the recent shooting of two National Guard members in D.C.—one killed (Sarah Beckstrom, age 20), one critically injured (Andrew Wolf), both on duty near the White House.
- The alleged attacker was an Afghan immigrant admitted after Biden’s withdrawal.
- Carson is emotional, relating the victim’s age to his own daughter, and harshly criticizes the Biden administration’s vetting failure.
"She was 20 years old... she volunteered to be down there on Thanksgiving so somebody else wouldn’t have to work. And a son of a bee from Afghanistan who Joe Biden allowed to come in unvetted, murdered her." (Rob Carson, 01:08)
"Sarah Beckstrom was 20…ambushed while on duty…by a terrorist who was unvetted and allowed to come to the United States by Joe Biden after his feckless, absolutely treacherous withdrawal from Afghanistan..." (Rob Carson, 15:25)
3. Minnesota Corruption & Tim Walz
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[01:45] Carson alleges widespread corruption in Minnesota under Governor Tim Walz, accusing him of perfecting electoral and financial fraud with the use of illegal immigrants as part of welfare fraud schemes.
- He insinuates Walz was considered for higher office because of his skill in corruption.
"Tim Boots, the governor of Minnesota, was the most corrupt governor in U.S. history... he had perfected theft. He had perfected the use of illegals to steal billions... they wanted to bring him to D.C. to show him how to do it right." (Rob Carson, 01:45)
4. Personal Reflections & WWII Veteran Encounter
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[05:09, 11:54] Carson shares an inspiring personal story from Thanksgiving: meeting 102-year-old WWII veteran Jack Meyer at a Maryland convenience store.
- He recounts research into Meyer’s service records and expresses deep respect for quiet heroism versus politicians who tout their own records for political gain.
- Draws contrasts with “traitorous wretch” Senator Mark Kelly.
"His name is Jack Myers... and I just want you to remember his name, Jack Meyer, an American hero. I got to shake his hand. I got to meet him and say thank you for your service. Something else, man, I’ll tell you." (Rob Carson, 09:57)
5. Parody and Political Satire
- [03:48–05:09] Jim Gossett performs a holiday parody, using humor to skewer politicians involved in alleged criminality, invoking the “seditious stick” and jailing of political figures:
"Oh, there’s no place like jail for Kelly to stay... Alyssa Slotkin should be there... We can only hope their sentencing will be a happy day..." (Jim Gossett, 03:48)
6. Biden’s Afghanistan Legacy & National Security Risk
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[17:03, 30:24] Segments examine the claim that the Biden administration deliberately allowed unvetted immigrants, connecting this policy with the D.C. attack and wider security risks.
- Cash Patel and Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt criticize U.S. intelligence and border failures, alleging treason and planned malfeasance:
"Well, you miss all the signs when you do absolutely zero vetting. That’s exactly what happened in this case when you…allowed thousands of people into this country without... background checking or veto vetting." (Cash Patel, 30:24)
"This is treason. This is an act against your country." (Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt, 32:45)
7. Democratic Party Critique
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Carson repeatedly calls for accountability, invoking moral outrage against the Democratic party for recent events and policies.
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He decries the party as "morally bankrupt" and responsible for a litany of national crises (crime, drugs, economic decline).
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Urges that figures like Alejandro Mayorkas face justice.
"There are a lot of people who have served in the military... absolutely sick of this nonsense. There is a wave building, brother. There is a tsunami coming right now to what they have done to us…It’s about damn time that we started meeting out real justice to these people." (Rob Carson, 35:28)
8. Latin American Revolutions & Maduro
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[24:15–28:13] Brig. Gen. Holt provides an insider update on Maduro’s potential ousting in Venezuela, suggesting U.S. intervention is hastening the end of socialist regimes and spreading a "freedom revolution."
- Hints that authoritarian dominoes may soon fall in Cuba and elsewhere.
"Maduro was told you need to get out of Dodge and you need to do it by first December... If Maduro cut a deal and got himself exiled to Turkey or Iran... he’s going to be the world’s most wanted man by the criminals." (Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt, 25:02) "If the communist leaders are starting to fall... there is a wave... does that wave touch Cuba? It absolutely could. And I’ll be sad because, or at least if Cuba opens up and becomes a free country, I am going to race there at the speed of heat..." (Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt, 27:30)
9. Military Obedience, Mark Kelly Controversy & Sedition
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[20:05–23:08] Extended discussion about military officers' responsibility to refuse unlawful orders, referencing Senator Mark Kelly as undermining military discipline by encouraging such refusals.
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Blaine Holt suggests Kelly’s comments are dangerous and self-serving, possibly seditious.
"Mark Kelly…has a Chinese investment spy balloon company... routinely shows up in Ukraine to kiss the ring and a guy who never said a word when the illegal order came down to get the vax or else. For a sitting senator to do this, it’s not random." (Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt, 21:03)
10. Satirical and Personal Elements
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Carson peppers the show with humor and personal anecdotes, including references to holiday hangovers, his Thanksgiving, and playful banter with Holt about old photos and cigars.
"Oh, my God, I got to see pictures of that. Now I have none, because you look like Mr. Clean now." (Rob Carson to Brig. Gen. Holt, 29:48)
Notable Quotes & Timestamps
- [00:20] Quote Reader: "Any document signed by sleepy Joe Biden with the auto pen... is hereby terminated and of no further force or effect."
- [01:08] Rob Carson: "A son of a bee from Afghanistan who Joe Biden allowed to come in unvetted, murdered her."
- [03:48] Jim Gossett: "Oh, there’s no place like jail for Kelly to stay..."
- [15:25] Rob Carson: "Sarah Beckstrom was 20 years old... she succumbed to her injuries on Thursday after her and fellow guardsman Andrew Wolf were ambushed while on duty...."
- [21:03] Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt: "Mark Kelly... a man who has a Chinese investment spy balloon company... They are absolutely seditious and they’re trying to stoke an insurrection."
- [24:52] Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt: "My understanding is that Maduro was told you need to get out of Dodge... we don’t know if he’s left the country yet. I’m told he’s in a bunker...."
- [30:24] Cash Patel: "You miss all the signs when you do absolutely zero vetting. That’s exactly what happened in this case...."
- [32:45] Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt: "This is treason. This is treason. This is an act against your country. And by the way, it’s not happening just here in the United States."
- [35:28] Rob Carson: "It is about damn time that we started meeting out real justice to these people."
- [27:30] Brig. Gen. Holt: "If the communist leaders are starting to fall... there is a wave... it absolutely could touch Cuba."
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 00:20: Biden's auto pen & document controversy
- 01:08: Story of National Guard shooting, connection to Afghan withdrawal
- 03:48–05:09: Jim Gossett's holiday parody song
- 05:09–11:54: Carson’s WWII veteran encounter and Thanksgiving reflections
- 14:44–17:03: Trump and others on the National Guard shooting fallout
- 17:31–18:04: Discussion of crime rates under Trump and FBI stats
- 20:05–23:08: Mark Kelly controversy, military obedience, seditious behavior
- 24:15–28:13: Venezuela, Maduro, and Latin American upheaval with Brig. Gen. Holt
- 30:24: Cash Patel & Brig. Gen. Holt on Afghan vetting failures
- 32:38–33:28: Discussion of intelligence failures and analogy with “red ants and black ants”
- 34:05–34:39: Alyssa Slotkin’s comments and warnings of National Guard violence
- 35:28: Outrage and call for justice; Mayorkas should be put on trial
Summary Wrap-up
This episode exemplifies The Rob Carson Show’s fast-paced mix of personal storytelling, news analysis, political satire, and impassioned calls for accountability. The investigative tone and interviews with experts like Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt reinforce Carson’s perspective on national security, political corruption, and ideological clashes domestically and abroad. Memorable moments include the heartfelt tribute to a WWII hero, the roasting of political adversaries via parody and sarcasm, and fiery exchanges on justice and the state of American leadership. Listeners are left with a mix of anger, humor, and motivation to seek the truth and “hold the line” against political malpractice.
For further insight from Brigadier General Blaine Holt, visit dangerousintellectuals.com, and check out his “Irascible Disruptor” columns at Newsmax.com.
