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Political Analyst
This autopsy is the most botched autopsy since John F. Kennedy's. And secondly, it ignores the fact that the most powerful force in politics of this generation, Donald J. Trump, was going to win because the people had seen him shot, they'd seen him lawfare against him. They had suffered through an election crisis and they wanted him in office. They give no credit to Trump. He's the reason he won. They listened to a bunch of blue state media battleground polls that told them that they were going to win with this woman who could not get words out and had nothing but bad policies. That's my conclusion for the autopsy.
Show Producer or Sidekick
There you go.
Rob Carson
That is Matt Towery talking about the Democrat 2024 autopsy. The Democrat party doesn't need an autopsy. It needs a funeral. Welcome to the show. By the grace of God, it's finally Friday. It's Memorial Day weekend. Memorial Day weekend. A long weekend. It's gonna be a little bit RA here in the D.C. area, but what a wonderful weekend as we commemorate those who have passed before us, those who died defending our country, those whose. Whose bodies lie beneath white stones in areas around the world, including on foreign lands, defending others as well. So welcome to it. Come on in. We're gonna have a good time today. We're gonna have a good time today. A lot of talk about this Democrat autopsy. Oh, my God, it's so wonderful. I told you in 2024, I said they never got it. They never understood it. They don't understand. They still don't get it. I told you. And they for some reason think with a 17% approval rating that they're gonna sweep the midterms. It's kinda like, I don't Know, it's kinda like the Democrat Party is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction and Michael Douglas are Trump supporters and they want Michael Douglas to leave, you know, Donald Trump and go to the Democrat Party, which will surely boil a bunny on your stove and try to kill you. No, it's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. Oh my God, it's so fantastic. It is so fantastic. Ken Martin is the DNC chair. This was him about a year ago. He said he was not gonna release the autopsy.
Tony Kennett
Will you ever release that autopsy?
Political Analyst
None of us have a time machine. We can't go back and change the past. And so trying to relitigate the 2024,
Rob Carson
you moron, you only learn from loss. Very rarely do you learn from victory
Political Analyst
or election takes us away from actually our focus on 2026 and 2028. We're not going to go backwards. As much as some folks want to re litigate the 2024 election, I'm not one of them.
Rob Carson
Wow, wow, wow. What a complete. I mean, this is fantastic. This, this level of cluelessness is so perfect, is so wonderful. DNC committee chair Ken Martin released the study of the party's performance on Thursday, bowing to intense internal pressure from frustrated Democrat operatives. Foolish pride is keeping them from really understanding what happened. And also they're clueless. The Democrat Party is completely clueless. Out of touch with the people that represent, obviously, because they are down with women becoming or boys becoming girls and competing in girl sports, among other absolute bat guano. Crazy nonsense. That's it. So the Democrat Party, they still don't get it and they're too proud and also just unhinged to be able to come back to reality. That's why I say instead of an autopsy, the Democrat Party needs a funeral. I told you, if they don't reinvent themselves, they're going to have to disappear into the dustbin of history. This is what I'm saying. Autopsy, forget about it. Funeral, plan it. Because honestly, you're not going to win in 2026. You're not going to win in 2028. If you think you are, you're smoking some seriously awesome weed. And I'm thinking it's like tainted with something like crazy, some crazy juice. Because, you know, everybody taints their weed with crazy juice. You know, I just love this. I love the 192 page report which was concluded last December, authored by Democrat consultant Paul Rivera, calls for a renewed focus on the voters of middle America. Sure. Okay. Yeah. You mean the men that you hate and call toxically masculine and the white men who are slave owners and hate black people and white supremacists. Okay, Go reconnect with them. Sure. Reconnect with them. There you go. You know, and the non binary farmers, I guess. No, there are no non binary farmers. Not very many anyway. Unless you consider corn and beans being non binary. Because you one year you do corn, then the next year you do beans. You got to rotate them. So I guess that makes them non binary pigs and chickens. You know, one year you got pigs one year, but you're non binary. Anyway, the voters of middle America and the south who have become come to believe they are not included in the Democrat vision of a stronger and more dynamic America for everyone. That's still the same way again. They're bat guano crazy. That's the problem. Smoking some serious weed with some crazy juice in it. Pardon me? Millions of Americans are suffering from poor access to health care. Obamacare was going to fix that, you dumbass. I'm sorry, I just got to say it. Manufacturing and job losses. Oh, really? You know what? Donald Trump's bringing back $18 trillion in manufacturing back to the country. Failing infrastructure. You've been promising you're going to fix infrastructure for 50 years. Barack Obama came up with a $787 billion infrastructure package and all of the money went to unions. Not one single project was shovel ready yet. Continue to be persuaded to vote against their best interests because they did not see themselves reflected in the America of the Democrat Party. Well, no bleep Sherlock. No bleep Sherlock. The autopsy points to a reduction in support and training for Democrat state party voter registrations. Yes, blah, blah, blah. No, because you can't steal stuff anymore. A persistent inability or unwillingness to listen to all voters. Well, no kidding. No kidding. While you're preaching dei, while you're saying that women are too stupid and unable to get a driver's license after they get a divorce and black people are too stupid to get an id. I mean, honestly, I don't even know where to start with this autopsy again. Just do the funeral. Because there's no. There's no amount of autopsy that's gonna fix this. This party. My God in heaven, you guys are out of your nut. Here is a little montage of dims talking about the 2024 autopsy, including David Axehole.
Tony Kennett
Rob.
Political Commentator
An autopsy is a medical procedure you do over a corpse. And now it sounds like we need a mouth.
Rob Carson
They're trying to bring the corpse back to life.
Political Commentator
This attorney. Because we couldn't even do the autopsy correctly. We Know how we got here? It was the, the Joe Biden issue at the debate. It was the switch over to come.
Rob Carson
No, no, it was, it was. Well, share in a second here. Kellyanne Conway had a great, a great slogan about the 2024 without a process.
Political Commentator
And at the end of the day, Democrats weren't talking enough about affordability in the economy. We can't even tell people why. We're too afraid to tell them the truth. They know the truth. They saw the debate. They saw what happened.
Rob Carson
Right.
Political Commentator
And they saw that we got killed in the election. We lost every swing state. They can write whatever document they want. But Democrats know why we lost.
Rob Carson
The country wanted to fire the administration. They were angry about inflation, about the border. Trump seized on those issues and she was the number two person in that. The Democratic Party can't survive as a party of blue, blue metropolitan islands on an ocean of red. Yeah, but it's also their just insanity and the insanity that they embraced all of the absolute nutbag insanity, division, hatred, violence, nonsense that the Democrat Party perpetrated on the country. The Democrat Party is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction trying to get you to vote for him. It's perfect. It's perfect. Here is Kellyanne Conway. This is a brilliant, brilliant observation about one of the, and listen, it isn't just Joe Biden, Biden and Kamala Harris, the reason why they lost. Okay? It's not just them. But listen to this.
Kellyanne Conway
This is the way the party is headed. And Laura, if they had Learned anything from 2024, they would have tackled that head on. And I think they would have tackled some of these crazy left of center radical candidates that are running as Democrats for the United States Senate in Michigan, now in Kentucky, certainly up in Maine. They're not tackling any of that. Look, Donald Trump won the presidency for a very simple reason. He connected with the people, literally went where they were and he respected and then refused. Reflected their concerns. He won on policy. Kamala Harris ran for 107 days. She gave us her own autopsy of her race. It's called 107 days in a Book. It does not match this one at all. I'm going to fill in the conclusion that that was vegan. A mummy and a dummy. A mummy and a dummy. That's why the Democrats lost in 2024.
Rob Carson
There was a, there was a story of fable at one time about the, the, the, the son and the, the, the storm and, and they were having a debate about if they could remove a man's coat as he walking down the street and they were debating. And so, so the, the storm, the cold and the windy storm sees the man walking down the street and they, he starts blowing all sorts of cold wind at the, the man thinking he's going to blow the coat off the man and all of that. And the man just hunkers down and, and bundles up and, and, and puts his head down and continues walking. And the sun decides to step in and shine brightly and bring warmth and the guy takes his coat off. The Democrat Party is the friggin storm, okay? And the American voters wrapped themselves up and said, I don't want any part of this crap hitting me. I don't want any. I think that's a pretty damn good analogy. That was a story I heard when I was in second grade. But that's it. The Democrat Party makes people want to just kind of COVID themselves up and put their arms together and put their head down and walk past them like you're walking by a homeless drug addict begging for change. You know, that's your Democrat Party and Donald Trump and the Republicans are the clouds opening and the sun shining down and the warmth of freedom in America and faith and joy and patriotism. That's what it is. But you know what? They don't get it because they are gone. They're gone mentally, they're gone spiritually. They are intellectually and morally bankrupt. I've said this about the Democrat party for 20 years. Intellectually and morally bankrupt. Their ideas are broken. Their souls are broken. When you've got Hakeem Jeffries this week saying that he's going to crush our souls and break our spirits, you are on the wrong side of good and the wrong side of God. That's what this is about. So as far as any sort of autopsy, screw that. The body's already dead. It's time for a funeral. We got a lot more on this coming up. We've got Tony Kennett from the Daily Signal going to join us at the bottom of the hour. Mary Walter next hour, Christian Toto in the third hour. It is a glorious Friday on the Rob Carson Show. Stick around. Hey guys, it's Carson. You know, my signature phrase don't catch is stupid when it comes to Medicare, that's easier said than done. Medicare is overly complex with thousands of plans hidden, gotchas in the fine print and rules nobody really explains to you. Many people just pick something and hope for the best. That's why you need to know about chapter. They're the only advisor that looks at every plan in the country. Matches your Doctors, your prescriptions and your situation to a plan that fits. When your call with chapter is done, you know your doctors are covered, your prescriptions are matched, and you go from I hope I did this right to I know I did. That, my friends, is peace of mind. A call with chapter is free for my audience, and there's no pressure to sign up. Call chapter today. Here's a number. 27 Medicare. That's 27 Medicare. 27 Medicare for chapter. No pressure. What's your excuse? Call 27 Medicare. And don't catch the stupid yourself. Call 27 Medicare today.
Republican National Committee Senior Advisor
Democrats and certainly the DNC is still accustomed to embarrassing itself, and this report was exactly that. The report didn't even include the first failure, which was Joe Biden running for re election. Oh, wait. The second failure. Kamala Harris being crowned the nominee without going through a single primary seat. It was not a serious audit. But you know what? As a senior advisor to the Republican National Committee, that excites me, because I can't wait to beat them again in November. They have not learned a thing.
Rob Carson
Yeah, you. You usually learn more from defeat than you do victory. Of course, everybody knows that, but the Democrat Party hasn't learned anything. You know, it's kind of interesting because Stephen Colbert could have saved himself. He could have saved his show, but he. His hubris, his pride, his politics got in the way. This is the same for the Democrat Party. They cannot help themselves right now. They think that the more they yell about Donald Trump and the more that they say Donald Trump is Hitler and all of this, this is why they had to try to put him in jail. This is why they tried to take him off the ballot. This is why they tried to. They raided Mar A Lago. This is why they impeached him twice. This is why they want to stack the Supreme Court. This is why they want puerto Rico and D.C. to be. Because they are armadillos in the highway on their back. They have no ability to help themselves. They don't. They don't understand it, and it is a blessing. And this is why I've been saying to you Democrats who are still considering yourselves Democrats, fix your party. Fix your party, or create another one or something. Our party was sucking majorly, and Donald Trump came along and changed the damn thing. And a lot of people told Donald Trump, hey, you need to start a third party. And he said, hell with that. I'm gonna fix this party. And he did and still got some hangers on, particularly in the Senate. John Thune, these guys, these jackasses Went on their weekend trip without funding, ICE and all of that just to be petulant little children. They're going to get theirs. They're going to be gone. They're going to be gone. But you need that in your party. You need more people who think a little bit more like John Fetterman than these nut bags in charge of your party. You really do. I'm just telling you. Save yourselves. Save yourselves. I know that most of you are not down with the insanity of the demonstration Democrat party right now. 80%, 85% of you want voter ID. What percentage of Democrats on Capitol Hill want it? None. 80% of you want a closed border and reasonable immigration policy on Capitol Hill?
Tony Kennett
None.
Rob Carson
80, 90%, maybe more. Say that boys cannot become girls, girls cannot become boys, and boys should never compete in girls sports on Capitol Hill. None of them. Your party leadership is broken. 80% of us at one point before the election of 2024 believed the country was headed in the wrong direction. Right now you've got 20% of your party that is fighting you and is control. And I would suggest you do something about it. This is Eugene Daniels. He is a clown on MSNBC and he. This is what he considers and he represents the leftist media and your Washington D.C. establishment Democrats. This is what Eugene Daniel.
Tony Kennett
He.
Rob Carson
Him. They there her he. That it? I don't know what the hell he is. Anyway, here's what he says are kitchen table issues for Democrats.
Guest Commentator
You can use identity politics, quote unquote, as a kitchen table issue, right? When you talk about whether or not people can have access to healthy abort safe abortions, that is a kitchen table issue, right? Whether or not a trans kid can get the services they need, that is a kitchen table issue for families.
Rob Carson
Okay, keep telling yourself that. Keep telling yourself that. Well, it's about affordability. Well, you know what? Joe Biden made things ungodly, unaffordable starting six years ago. He started it. He started it. He took inflation up 9% one year. 30 plus percent in four years. Doubling the price of houses, tripling the interest rates on a mortgage made housing unaffordable, drove up the cost of everything. And it's been that way ever since. You can't just bring down inflation when you've gone from a 99 cent large Diet Coke at McDonald's to a $2.09 Coke at McDonald's. McDonald's isn't just going to say, okay, we're going to cut it back to 99 cent. It doesn't work that way because everything else has Gone up. That's what it started. Joe Biden, cheap of the dollar, made things very, very expensive to live here. Donald Trump is here trying to get the wages up. He's already brought the average wage up $3,000. He's already taken off taxes on tips. He's already taken off taxes on your Social Security. He's also allowed businesses to come in and write off their capital investments 100% when they decide to build here. So I can go on and on. And then all the while he's freeing the free world and all the Democrat parties be Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction, trying to convince Michael Douglas, oh, no, you want to spend the rest of your life with me. You want to vote for me? I might boil a bunny on your stove and kill you in your sleep. But honestly, no, the Democrat Party is where to go. It's just so stupid. They're just, they're just so stupid and they don't get it. And I love that. I'm going to save a little bit on this because, you know, Tony Ken is coming up next. I want his thoughts on the, on the Democrat autopsy. But first, we love to win, winning, winning. So much winning. It's lots of winning, lots of winning,
Political Analyst
lots of winning, lots of winning, lots
Guest Commentator
of winning, lots of winning.
Tony Kennett
It's oh so good.
Rob Carson
So the, the truck, Trump's Arc de Triomphe has been completely approved and it's going to be built for those of you who haven't been to Washington D.C. it's at the end of the Memorial Bridge right before you, you get into D.C. right before the Lincoln Memorial. It's going to be amazing. And by the way, they've wanted one since Dupont. Pierre Dupont was designing the city. They wanted an Arc de Triomphe, but Donald Trump said, hey, I'm a builder, let's build that sucker. So they're going to build, it's going to be frickin cool. By the way, here's the report from cnn. Rendering on your screen right now are
Political Commentator
from the Commission on Fine Arts website.
Rob Carson
They were made by Harrison Design.
Political Commentator
It's a Washington architectural firm.
Rob Carson
I don't know why you need that. Just carbon copy the one in France
Tony Kennett
and they show what the arch will look like from different vantage points.
Rob Carson
It's going to be really, really cool. So that's been completely approved and everything. And then, you know, it's kind of interesting also the Democrats have been beeing and whining about everything, including the ballroom. And then the reflecting pool is going to be amazing. Here is Doug Byrd, Burgum our interior secretary, talking about how glorious it's going to be.
Doug Byrd
Well, one thing, it's surprising to me, the reflecting pools come up so many different times during this, this, this thing. But of course, it's been noted by what you've entered into the record. I mean, this thing has been broken and failing. As I said, you know, 40,000 estimated gallons a day.
Rob Carson
That's, you know, it's a metaphor for our government. Donald Trump's fixing, it's coming out of
Doug Byrd
this thing millions in a year and it needs to be fixed. And so, you know, we took out two and a half miles wor of rotting seam material that connects the different components in the base of the pool for where these expansion joints are. And there's been a lot of, I don't call it mocking. Maybe it's just misunderstanding about the color. The color American flag blue is meant to enhance the reflectivity. It's called the reflecting pool. It's not a look to the bottom and see how deep it is pool. It's a reflecting pool. And anyone that is from the experts in this industry know if you want
Rob Carson
to have a reflecting P.O. some kind of fountain, it's gonna be amazing. But the Democrat party can only screech and howl like banshees from hell about everything, you know, and this is how we have to, we have to get the message across in a vacuum of any reporting of good news by the leftist media. I'm gonna, when that's done, I'm gonna go down, do video for you, maybe do it even a live shot. How's that sound? Take a break. Tony Ken at Daily Signal next. Don't go anywhere. Hey guys, it's Carson for Ghostbed. I am sleeping better than I've ever slept in my entire life. I used to think a mattress was just furniture, but I got a ghostbed. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I noticed immediately my first night on a ghost bed, I slept for 10 hours. If you're waking up stiff, tossing and turning, sleeping hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging. That's your mattress talking. Here's another thing I love about Ghostbed. You get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you send it back risk free. Ghostbed is currently having their Memorial Day sale plus an extra 10% off for my audience. Go to ghostbed.comcarson and use promo code carson ghostbed.comcarson promo code carson for the sleep of a lifetime. For 250 years, Americans have believed in one powerful idea, that we were meant to live free. Free to work hard, free to move, free to enjoy life without being held back. But if everyday aches and pains are slowing you down, might be time to declare your independence from pain. I did with Relief Factor. That's how I'm able to crush it at the gym every day. Thank you very much. Relief factor is a 100% drug free research based formula designed to help your body fight inflammation, one of the root causes of pain. It's not a quick fix or a temporary mask. It works from the inside out at the source. Relief Factor was created so people could get back to living life on their terms. Walking, working, exercising and enjoying the moments that matter. This year as we celebrate 250 years of American independence, take a stand for your own freedom. Declare your independence from pain. Try Relief Factor today for just $19.95. Your three week quick start is ready for you. Visit relieffactor.com or call 800 for relief. Donald Trump's election. No, no one one.
Political Analyst
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Show Producer or Sidekick
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Political Analyst
This autopsy is the most botched autopsy since John F. Kennedy's. And secondly, it ignores the fact that the most powerful force in politics of this generation, Donald J. Trump, was going to win because the people had seen him shot, they'd seen him lawfare against him. They had suffered through an election crisis and they wanted him in office. They give no credit to Trump. He's the reason he won. They listened to a bunch of blue state media battleground polls that told them that they were going to win with this woman who could not get words out and had nothing but bad policies. That's my conclusion for the autopsy.
Rob Carson
They also forgot she was an idiot. There was that too. So anyway, the autopsy is out. Generally after an autopsy you have a funeral. That's what I'm recommending the Democrat Party do. Tony Kenned, investigative colon podcaster for the Daily Signal radio broadcaster. By the way, he does all sorts of stuff and he makes a hell of a steak. Joins us on the Newsmax hotline. Tony, how you doing brother?
Tony Kennett
Well, I have got to say it is going to be a steak kind of night tonight because dude, this autopsy, my team went through all 120something page, whatever, 192 pages of this garbage fest. The Blank pages, the executive summaries that were nothing. I, I was thrilled when I knew that the Democrats were three and a half million in debt compared to the money they have on hand.
Rob Carson
But, dude, they are broke. They. They are broke. They are intellectually and morally bankrupt. I use the analogy earlier. I said, I said the Democrat party is a Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction trying to get Michael Douglas, the voter to come over to their side even though she will kill a bunny, boil it on their stove, and then try to murder them.
Tony Kennett
It's so. And when you look at this, they're fighting with themselves. Their own autopsy. So they have, they have like red boxes and highlights and like angry scribbles. It looks like an angry teacher going after a middle schoolers essay on Super Mario. It's horrible.
Rob Carson
I didn't, I didn't get a chance to dig through it. I did not get a chance to dig through it. But, you know, does this surprise you from a party that is morally and intellectually bankrupt? A party that would say that boys can become girls, girls can become boys, deicrt, the party of division, the party of a temper tantrum that burned the country, the party that wanted to put Donald Trump in jail, murder him, take him off the ballot, raid Mar a Lago, do two impeachments. How is that going to win? How's that going to win? Unless they want to rule. And by the way, they do want to rule. They want to make D.C. and Puerto Rico in the states and pack the court. That's how they want to win, dude.
Tony Kennett
So I will say that I am surprised that it's this bad. Only because the left has never had a problem with pulling out the socialist Paulo Ferrarian gobbledygook that they would spit onto them. Well, of course, the historical injustices of the. And also these things. They couldn't even find it in their hearts to call Americans racist for not electing Kamala Harris. Or they hate vaginas because they don't know what a woman is. They don't know what to do.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Tony Kennett
Actually have like. Well, this all started when John Boehner was ousted in 2014. And then there's a side note saying, first of all, John Boehner was ousted in 2015. There's one spot where they have no idea who the president of the United states is in 2022. It's like Joe Biden wrote this report. That's how bad it is.
Rob Carson
No, it's probably just a recent college grad who graduated from a liberal university.
Tony Kennett
No college student would Use AI. This is a disaster.
Rob Carson
Wow, wow, wow. This is Kellyanne Conway. Last night on Fox.
Kellyanne Conway
Look, Donald Trump won the presidency for a very simple reason. He connected with the people, literally went where they were, and he respected and then reflected their concerns. He went on policy. Kamala Harris ran for 107 days. She gave us her own autopsy of her race. It's called 107 Days. The name of her book, it does not match this one at all. I'm going to fill in the conclusion that it was vacant. A mummy and a dummy.
Rob Carson
There you go. I thought that was brilliant, actually.
Tony Kennett
It was.
Rob Carson
Oh, I mean, dude, dude, you know, try to encapsulate all of the reasons why they lost. It's like, I don't know, a patient dying of Ebola, Covid, aids, heart attack.
Tony Kennett
Speaking of aids. And I mean, hang on, hang on here a little bit. Let's develop this HIV a little bit here, okay? They've asked right afterwards, they ran to Hakeem Jeffries, they ran to Chuck Schumer, they ran to Nancy Pelosi, they ran to aoc, all of the leaders of the party, and they said, what do you think about the autopsy? And they said, nothing. So who do they run to? Well, the first person in the power vacuum that's ready to talk, Ro Khanna. And Ro Khanna's already a little whiny, little pissy little girl this week because of Thomas Massie getting spanked. So Ro Khanna says, well, I'll tell you why we lost. Because we didn't hate the Jews enough. We should have talked about Palestine more.
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Tony Kennett
When I played that on the show, I almost fell off of my chair.
Rob Carson
Rob, you know, this is. I want to play a little. A little thing here from Victor Davis Hansen. I want you to hear this, because this is my colleague. I want you to think about this. What do you think about this? Because, you know, on the COVID of Time magazine is this. This guy from Maine who's a Nazi. They put Hitler on Time magazine to okay that. It's like those who don't, you know, pay attention to history, don't learn from it. They will repeat it. Listen to vdh. I don't know what's happened to the Democratic Party, but one of the worst things, historically that happens to a party or group or a nation when they spiral down into suicidal hatred. Tribalism is anti Semitism. Boom. There you go. Well, you just said right there. I mean, it's happening, dude. It's happening.
Tony Kennett
Victor. Victor has been one of the best mentors that I've ever had. I mean, ever since we brought him over to the. The Daily Signal, he's a phenomenal. He's a mastermind, intellect. So if something befuddles him. Yes, you know, it's bad. Boil down to this. This. This Nazi main Fuhrer, as I call him. Grandpa. I knew you'd love that one. And he. Again, it gets worse every day. So one of the things that they ran up to in that video I talked about earlier, they ran up and said, hey, Chuck. Hey, Hakeem. Do you think it's a liability that Graham was running around saying that he couldn't pleasure himself unless he remembered the smell of a Porta Potty? I don't feel bad for Chuck because he's human trash, but, like, dude, that is so awful. Just.
Rob Carson
I don't even know what to think, you know? I mean, I mean, what about Porta Potties?
Tony Kennett
That's for sure.
Rob Carson
Nazi tattoo on the chest said that women, you know, sometimes deserve rape. Likes to play with himself. Pleasure himself in a Porta Potty. I mean, what the.
Tony Kennett
What? Hey. Hey. He also said some of his fellow veterans deserve die.
Rob Carson
To die. Yeah, there's that.
Show Producer or Sidekick
Yeah.
Guest Commentator
Well, there you go.
Rob Carson
Just look. I mean, just look at him. Listen to him talk. He's. He's an unelectable human being. He's an unlikable human being. The Democrat Party has a lot of those people running for office. They are absolutely unlikable. James Talarico, absolutely unlikable. And by the way, not gonna win in Texas.
Tony Kennett
No. And then you have the goobers on the formerly right, the Megyn Kelly's, the Tucker Carlson's, the who say what Republicans need to do is be more like James Calarico and Ro Khanna and Graham Platner. Because, I mean, if we don't do that, then we're never going to win. And you're. I'm sorry, the guy who says that Jesus is trans and illegal. That's your Texas candidate.
Rob Carson
I know, I know. Liz, we got to cover this a little bit more on the other side of the break. There's so much to talk about. I kind of figured we'd have something to talk about today. Tony. Tony Kenna with the Daily Signal. As always, one of our unusual suspects. The conversation continues on the other side of the break. This is the Rob Carson Show.
Political Analyst
There is not a single mention of Gaza in the 192 page DNC autopsy
Tony Kennett
report that was just released today.
Political Analyst
As someone who campaigned in Michigan and Wisconsin, let me tell you one of the reasons we lost is our blank check to Israel and Netanyahu while they committed genocide in Gaza. We must speak and confront hard truths if this party is to win.
Rob Carson
Wow, that's. Is that the sound by. You were talking about Tony Kennedy? It from. From Rokana. Oh, my God. Are you, are you, are you this clueless?
Tony Kennett
And then he also got up there again, another video, because this man, you could say, well, sure, but he's talking about something totally different on the same day.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Tony Kennett
Man posts another video going, the Jews bought Kentucky. And they were, they were like dropping Mossad in and voting by pager and all other kinds of stuff. Wow. Dude, they make it so easy.
Rob Carson
I know, I know, but did you hear, did you hear, did you hear Eugene Daniels? He says that the Democrats need to be talking about kitchen table issues. And here they are.
Guest Commentator
You can use identity politics, quote unquote, as a kitchen table issue, right? When you talk about whether or not people can have access to healthy abort, safe abortions, that is a kitchen table issue, right? Whether or not a trans kid can get the services they need, that is a kitchen table issue for.
Rob Carson
Yeah, come on, Tony. Come on, man. He's got to talk about with kitchen table issues.
Tony Kennett
I don't know what the hell's going on at your kitchen table, but I don't even.
Rob Carson
It's like, oh, you want an abortion? Okay, well get in the tool drawer over there and let's go. Honestly, what the.
Tony Kennett
What the kids. Sex toys. Like, my God, get. Get some help. Get some help.
Rob Carson
Wow. You know, they don't, they don't get it. And like I said, I think. And what I've said, Tony, is that the Democrat party needs to reinvent itself or disappear in the dustbin of history. And they're leaning into the dustbin been. And when they said autopsy on this, and then we read the autopsy, I said the next step is funeral because you cannot revive a dead body.
Tony Kennett
This is one of the reasons why, I think, that the youth on the left are so hell bent towards just murdering everyone. Not just because they're awful human beings and they idolize the devil. I mean, obviously those are the first two. There's a small third reason, though. If all of the people coming before you that you're forced to ally with are that embarrassed, that are just. I mean, remember how we kind of felt around 2020 when everyone's going, wow, Donald Trump did do some pretty bad thing. And all of the Republicans were like, ew, gross. I have to stand next to you. The polices don't stand so close to me starts playing on the air. But at least in this case, I feel the Democrats dying from cringe.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Tony Kennett
Because Ro Khanna gets out there and you feel some young Democrats going, man, you know what? To get this taste out of my mouth, I'm just gonna have to go murder some people. Like, I get it just a little.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it's. It's just kind of nuts. Let me see if I can find a sound bite. No, I'm gonna hang. I'm hang on to that. Benny Johnson had a pretty great observation of the.
Tony Kennett
You're not gonna play my nemesis to.
Rob Carson
Is he your nemesis? Is he your nemesis?
Tony Kennett
Well, let me explain. So I've known Benny for like 10 years at this point, and he has stolen things from me. Oh, many times. So I'm not joking. So here's the thing. If you ever have to play a Benny clip and I like Benny, I've given him praise before because he has done some good stuff. Please go to my previous episode and see if I've said it first. And I promise that is as petty as I will ever be on your show.
Rob Carson
All right. I will play something that is. And I. I think the next step for Marjorie Taylor Grain is going to be only fans page. Here she is with regard to the. To the Mass. Yeah, I know. To the Massey defeat.
Republican National Committee Senior Advisor
We just want watch Thomas Massie's election. I'll say it rigged and stolen. I have no problem saying that. I don't care who attacks me over that. I know what I saw happen, and I think the country knows what they saw happen.
Rob Carson
And I think that at some point she had oxygen deprived from her brain.
Tony Kennett
I like that at one point and this. I could see your face when she was saying this. I'm gonna say it as though we all didn't know what she was gonna say as soon as she responded. Again, this is. This is like Harry Carey delivering, you know, outsized side calls back in Chicago. We knew what he was gonna say. That was the joy of Harry Carey. So, like, when. Yeah, Marjorie Taylor Greene is like, guys, I think it was stolen. A surprise. My God. No, really? Thanks, Marjorie.
Rob Carson
Let's move on to the Trump endorsement of Paxton and what it's caused on the remaining rhinos on Capitol Hill. I mean, it was an earthquake and they've stor out of the Capitol to go on the little vacation without voting for, you know, the funding of ice, etc. This is a rhino hunt and there are still remaining rhinos. I had heard someone, Caroline Wren, said that JD Vance should take over as Majority Leader in the Senate and make things happen. I don't know what's possible. What are your thoughts on that? I don't.
Tony Kennett
I don't think that's constitutionally possible.
Rob Carson
Yeah, I know.
Tony Kennett
Again, I mean, and we've talked about this before. It is Thune's fault. But it's also not just Thune. We had Ron Johnson on the show this week, and we talked about the other colleagues that he has that are the problem in this instance. I mean, there's a ton of them. What I will say is this, and I'm optimistic through all of this, because I was worried that Senate elections were never going to pick up steam and we were just going to be stuck in this morass forever. Instead, it appears that we have Americans starting to view Senate elections as their own mini presidential elections. That's awesome. That means that they're going to start holding senators accountable in future primaries.
Rob Carson
You know that Thune is sweating because a lot of people are really, really. I mean, he is the target of MAGA right now, and we look at him as the reason why this is
Tony Kennett
happening on the ground.
Rob Carson
What? I'm sorry.
Tony Kennett
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk over you. I mean, it's better than Bill Cassidy throwing his toys on the ground and just going, I'm not doing anything.
Rob Carson
Well, you know that the. The election in Texas is about keeping a rhino in the. In the Senate and not about just keeping Republican in the Senate because they immediately voted to have Donald Trump have to use the War Powers act to continue in Iran. That's the reason why they did it, dude. They were willing to cast our victory, our military, under the bus because Donald Trump endorsed someone who is going to replace a rhino in the Senate. It's more important they keep a rhino than keep the seat. They know the seat's got to be kept, but they wanted their guy in there, so.
Tony Kennett
I'm so glad you brought this up. I've been waiting to share this. One of the things that I love about this election is it shows how out of touch Cornyn is, because what did he immediately do is his final swing against Paxton, he went on Twitter and said, I'm here at the dip, the Dip Derry Queen. And he's like, standing next to some very uncomfortable worker.
Show Producer or Sidekick
They did.
Tony Kennett
He did the. I'm just like you. Here I am at the state fair eating an elephant ear thing.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Tony Kennett
It's so awful. He deserves to live, lose.
Rob Carson
He does. He does. Listen, we got to run this has been absolutely glorious. Real quick, 15 seconds. What do you got planned this weekend in lovely Indianapolis, Indiana?
Tony Kennett
I'm not doing a thing except celebrating and blasting America stuff.
Rob Carson
Come on, baby. All right, Tony kid. And I appreciate you. Tell everybody where they can check out
Tony Kennett
your glorious podcast, YouTube.com daily signal. Boom.
Rob Carson
You're. You're the best. You're the best. Talk to you soon, brother. God bless. Take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. It is a Rob Carson show. Yeah. We just heard Marjorie Taylor Greene. She says that the election was the. The primary with Tom Massey was. Was rigged and stolen, which is absolutely ridiculous. It's just ridiculous. And. And it also gives me an opportunity to play what I think is one of the best parodies that Jim Gossert has done about rhinos being hunted and taken out of Congress.
Show Producer or Sidekick
It sucks to be you Tom Massey, you're through.
Rob Carson
This is just a good song.
Show Producer or Sidekick
You're an anti Semite On Tuesday night voters said adieu Bill Cassidy too bet he's feeling blue Bill had to go Voters told him no from every violent
Rob Carson
you
Show Producer or Sidekick
Indiana was grand yeah, it was. It went just as planned yeah, they 7 rhinos 7 rhinos were beat Payback complete those traitors got canned in Georgia Raffensperger got beat that's why they say revenge is sweet it sucks to be you Miserable you It sucks to be
Political Analyst
you the bottom line is this. Donald Trump is the general of the
Tony Kennett
Republican party and the Republican primary voters are his soldiers.
Show Producer or Sidekick
Mtg replace herself she's disgraced Bye bye Liz Cheney sent home from the capitol dome she got her due Baptism by fire that is why John Cornyn is vexed.
Rob Carson
You're fired.
Show Producer or Sidekick
He has to know that he is next. It sucks to be you in danger you it sucks to be you.
Rob Carson
By the way, if you want to help out Jim Gossett, he's got a Patreon page. P a T R a o n dot com. It's a creator page and it allows you to give him a little money every month to help him out. Help a rather out. Patreon.com Jim Gosford Comedy Give him 10 bucks a month, 20 bucks a month. Whatever you want to do. It would be greatly appreciated. He's a brilliant man. He does two songs every day. Every stinking day. He is a blessing to have on the radio program. So patreon.com Jim Gossip comedy coming up. You know, I said that there's a lot of similarities between January 6th and Charlottesville and now Jim Jordan is saying maybe some of the same people that the Southern Poverty Law center paid for Charlottesville were at January 6th. I told you they sounded exactly alike. The same modus operandi, the same event used against the Democrat Party in maga. And now it looks like there's a connection. That's coming up in our number two. Mary Walter joins us as well on this Friday edition of the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere.
Podcast: The Rob Carson Show (Newsmax Podcasts)
Date: May 22, 2026
Episode Theme:
A sharp, humorous, and critical deep dive into the Democratic Party’s 2024 post-election “autopsy report” and the party’s current trajectory, featuring analysis, guest commentary, and energetic banter. The episode argues that Democrats are ignoring their true failures, deflecting blame, and risk irrelevance unless they drastically reform. Regular satirical asides and pop culture references keep the mood brisk and biting.
“The Democrat party doesn’t need an autopsy. It needs a funeral.”
— Rob Carson [01:45]
“This autopsy is the most botched autopsy since John F. Kennedy’s… They give no credit to Trump. He’s the reason he won.”
— Political Analyst (Matt Towery), summarized by Rob Carson [01:04; 24:00]
“The Democrat Party can’t survive as a party of blue, blue metropolitan islands on an ocean of red… Their just insanity and the insanity that they embraced.”
— Rob Carson [08:26]
“You can use identity politics, quote unquote, as a kitchen table issue. Right? When you talk about whether or not people can have access to healthy, safe abortions... whether or not a trans kid can get the services they need...”
— Guest Commentator/Eugene Daniels, paraphrased and mocked by Carson [16:55, 33:25]
“They are down with women becoming, or boys becoming girls and competing in girls’ sports, among other absolute bat guano crazy nonsense.”
— Rob Carson [03:50]
“Ro Khanna says, well, I’ll tell you why we lost. Because we didn’t hate the Jews enough. We should have talked about Palestine more.”
— Tony Kennett [29:09]
“The Democrat Party is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction… going to surely boil a bunny on your stove and try to kill you. No, it’s not gonna happen.”
— Rob Carson [02:16]
“Their own autopsy… looks like an angry teacher going after a middle schooler’s essay on Super Mario. It’s horrible.”
— Tony Kennett [25:49]
“Our party was sucking majorly, and Donald Trump came along and changed the damn thing… And he did.”
— Rob Carson [14:01]
“Donald Trump is the general of the Republican Party and the Republican primary voters are his soldiers.”
— Political Analyst / Show Producer [41:13]
“It’s the most botched autopsy since John F. Kennedy’s... They give no credit to Trump. He’s the reason he won.”
— Political Analyst, 01:04 & 24:00
“A bunch of blue state media battleground polls that told them they were going to win with this woman who could not get words out and had nothing but bad policies.”
— Tony Kennett/Political Analyst, 24:00
“The Democratic Party can’t survive as a party of blue, blue metropolitan islands on an ocean of red.”
— Rob Carson, 08:26
“You only learn from loss. Very rarely do you learn from victory.”
— Rob Carson, 03:31, 14:01
“The Democrat Party is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction… going to boil a bunny on your stove and then try to murder you.”
— Rob Carson, 02:16, 25:25
“It’s like Joe Biden wrote this report. That’s how bad it is.”
— Tony Kennett, 27:11
For listeners who missed the show:
This episode offers a rollicking, critical autopsy of the Democratic Party’s 2024 strategy, loaded with satire, sharp guest analysis, and memorable soundbites—all designed to reinforce the argument that the party is floundering, disconnected, and in dire need of reinvention.