Backdoor Santa, Front-Page Outrage

Summary

The Rob Carson Show — "Backdoor Santa, Front-Page Outrage"

Date: December 9, 2025
Host: Rob Carson
Guest: Nan Hayworth (former NY Congresswoman, MD)

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Episode Overview

In this lively and irreverent episode, Rob Carson delivers his trademark blend of humor and biting political commentary. Carson weaves together holiday anecdotes, reflections on American consumerism, and deep dives into national news—particularly the state of the Kennedy Center, the fallout from the January 6th investigations, Democratic party politics, and the widening cultural divide in the United States. Special guest Nan Hayworth joins to dissect left-wing trends and Democratic election prospects. The show maintains a brisk, conversational tone, features musical satire, and doesn't shy from pointed critiques of political figures from both parties.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Holiday Shopping Woes and Consumer Culture

• Rob opens with comedic takes on the chaos of holiday shopping, especially in stores like TJ Maxx and Costco, playfully lamenting impulse purchases and the abundance of odd gifts (01:21–03:53).
• Quote: “TJ Maxx is one giant impulse purchase. Why the hell else would I get a Run DMC style Christmas jumpsuit… what the. What the what?” — Rob Carson (02:15)

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2. The Revitalization of the Kennedy Center

• Rob discusses his conversation with Rick Grenell, who now leads the Kennedy Center, highlighting Grenell's and Trump’s efforts to refurbish a “failing” institution.
• Trump became the first sitting president to host the Kennedy Center Honors, garnering surprisingly positive media reviews (03:53–06:36).
• Quote: “Donald Trump saved it. There you go.” — Rob Carson (06:36)
• Noted impressive fundraising under Grenell: $23M at the latest gala, nearly doubling prior records during Biden's tenure.

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3. Birthright Citizenship Critique

• Rob pivots to a critical analysis of ‘birthright citizenship,’ echoing Breitbart's coverage and framing it as an abused system (06:54–07:51).
• Quote: “There’s no reason why we should have birthright citizenship. Ridiculous.” — Rob Carson (07:28)

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4. The January 6th Pipe Bomber and FBI Accountability

• A major segment scrutinizes the FBI’s handling of the January 6th pipe bomber case.
• Rob, echoing Miranda Devine, calls out alleged incompetence and possible intentional neglect, arguing that the suspect (Brian Colf Jr.) could have been apprehended as early as April 2021 (15:08-20:00).
• Quote: “They’ve got a kid who, you know, is being used as a patsy. Okay? He didn’t know how to put bombs together. He was allowed to do it … and then they sat on it while they went after Trump supporters.” — Rob Carson (20:00)
• Devine notes the dramatic resource drop from 13 FBI agents to just four temps on the case, and highlights the weaponization of law enforcement for partisan purposes (16:54, 17:57).

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5. Media Spin and Gas Prices

• Rob mocks the Biden administration’s heralding of economic improvements (gas prices, rent, jobs), calling out media spin and claiming the dip is artificial due to depleted strategic reserves (11:59–13:44).
• Equates media cheerleading to Twitter manipulation and censorship.

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6. Satirical Musical Segment – "O Marjorie"

• Comic musical parody about Marjorie Taylor Greene not getting Christmas gifts from Trump, poking fun at political betrayals (22:16–23:19).
• Quote (Jim Gossett as Trump): “O m T G, O m T G, your TDS is showing … gonna get some coal in your stocking.” (22:51)

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7. Interview with Nan Hayworth: Populism and Left-Wing Candidates

• Hayworth weighs in on Greene’s political future (“career suicide”) and critiques populism’s volatility (24:11–24:53).
• Extended critique of Democrat Jasmine Crockett’s campaign style (“all emotion and vibe”), comparing her to Kamala Harris but with “better fingernails”—and questioning leftwing candidates’ electability in Texas (25:34–29:05).
• They note education shortcomings leading to “decades of indoctrination” and voters who “can’t do second-grade math” (32:01–33:10).
• Both Carson and Hayworth warn against the left’s populist emotional appeals, likening the situation to Venezuela’s collapse.
• Quote: “This is people’s entertainment now. We are seeing the fruition of decades of indoctrination instead of education.” — Nan Hayworth (32:01)

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8. Corruption, Oligarchy, and Scandalous Political Appointments

• Carson and Hayworth discuss political corruption, noting that “if you can’t build stuff, you get into government and channel money in your direction” (33:17–33:49).
• They highlight NY politician Zoran Mamdani appointing a convicted armed robber to a city role, and allege his team is intentionally misspelling names to foil scrutiny (35:14–36:12).
• Quote: “You have to be a distinctive variety of dumbs who have voted for him.” — Nan Hayworth (35:53)

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9. Reflections on Friendship and Political Divisions

• Rob laments lost friendships due to his politics, referencing falling out with Jimmy Kimmel and the broader intolerance in personal life (38:44–40:20).
• Quote: “If you can’t be my friend because of politics, bleep you. … For losing all those friends and everything, it’s worth it because I’d rather live in freedom and have fewer friends than live in tyranny and have a bunch of people who hate me who are pretending to be my friend.” — Rob Carson (40:01–40:20)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Never thought I would find myself in this predicament where I’d lost so many friends and family members. … It’s been soul crushing for the last few years to lose so many friends and family members and have my marriage destroyed. Oh, did I say that out loud?” — Rob Carson (39:46)
• Miranda Devine on FBI: “...It just beggars belief. … I think, as both Kash Patel, the FBI Director and Pam Bondi, the Attorney General, have said, this is, you know, at the very least, incompetence. And I think intentional negligence was one of the words they used.” (16:54)
• Nan Hayworth on deep-rooted division: “We are seeing the fruition of decades now of indoctrination instead of education.” (32:01)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Holiday consumerism/impulse shopping: 01:21–03:53
• Kennedy Center discussion: 03:53–06:36
• Birthright citizenship riff: 06:54–07:51
• FBI and January 6th pipe bomber: 15:08–20:00
• Satirical Marjorie Taylor Greene Song: 22:16–23:19
• Jasmine Crockett campaign critique: 25:34–29:05
• Zoran Mamdani's controversial appointments: 35:14–36:12
• Politics and lost friendships: 38:44–40:20

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Tone and Language

True to Carson's style, the show is fast-paced, irreverent, and sarcastic, blending political skepticism with humor and musical parody. Both Carson and Hayworth speak candidly—sometimes brashly—about political figures, policies, and societal trends, aiming to entertain and provoke.

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For listeners seeking comedic political commentary, unapologetic conservative analysis, and a look behind the headlines, this episode of The Rob Carson Show delivers—especially for those feeling alienated by today’s political climate.

Transcript

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[C]

Interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the World wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show.

[B]

This is the Rob Carson show, hour number three of the show today. It's already the 9th of December. It's already the 9th December. My goodness, the 12 days of Christmas are right ahead. Thank you very much. I've already done a little shopping. I've already done a little shopping. I went to TJ Maxx the other day. That's what that was a. You don't want to go to TJ Maxx. You want to talk about. You want to talk about a store that is built on impulse purchases. Normally, they just reserve them to where the cash register is. The entire store is an impulse purchase. That's just the way it is. You know what I mean? Normally, wait, you go to Target, you walk into Target. Target's got the little dollar section there, and that's cute. Their little dollar stuff, you know, whatever. Maybe it's a couple dollars now and then. They don't really hit you until you get near the cash register.

TJ Maxx is one giant impulse purchase. Why the hell else would.

I got a run DMC style Christmas jumpsuit.

And it was near the wallets, which was also near this stupid gift. It's the indoor snowball fight. And it's just big balls of cotton or something. You can throw snowballs in there. What the hell did I buy that for? It was right there by the wallets. I was there to buy a wallet. I was just there to buy a wallet. I spent $140 on crap, including a Run DMC style Christmas sweatsuit. What the. What the what?

Anyway, what I was not trying to say here. I've already bought some Christmas stuff. I gotta stay the hell out of T.J. maxx. I'm gonna come home with some weird. I. I brought. I got a little astronaut light that projects images of the universe on the ceiling. What? It was near the wallets. What did. Okay.

Merry Christmas, everybody. Then there's Sam's Club in Costco. You go in there, and they got the sample, ladies and, you know, and the pizza is always good at Costco when it's served by somebody else. And it's not as good when you get home. And what do you end up doing? You end up buying a bunch of pizza, and then. Then you need a trampoline. What the hell? Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get some pants while I'm here. And then some. A gallon of tomato sauce. Oh, yeah, and then I'm gonna get a. You know, whatever. Oh, man. I tell you, but TJ Maxx is one giant impulse shop. Be careful. Just be careful out there. All right.

So I got to meet. Well, I had spoken to before Rick Grinnell, and Rick Grinnell is now the head of the. The Kennedy center here in D.C. and Kennedy center had the big FIFA big announcement on Friday. And Donald Trump was there then at the Kennedy Center Honors there yesterday. And the media hates to say it, but he did a great job hosting the honors. President Trump became the first sitting president to ever host the Kennedy Center Honors, and the Washington Post said that he was a political politico. Playbook said that he was not that bad. The Washington Post said that the President seemed loose and funny with his delivery, more focused and scripted than his usual remarks. His hosting duties include multiple stage appearances, recorded video introductions, red carpet remarks that lasted nearly an hour. Among other things, he was honoring Sylvester Stallone, Michael Crawford, George Strait, Gloria Gaynor. I listened to a little bit of her gospel music last night because Laura Ingram suggested. I was like, I'll listen to it. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

Kiss. Kiss. The rock band Kiss. Woo. Yeah. I mean, can you believe it? Kiss was there. Kelsey Grammer was there. Kurt Russell was there. All of that. And apparently it was a lot of fun. I am not on the list yet. I will be eventually. But Rick Grinnell, who I got to meet at the Newsmax Christmas party, Rick Grenell was there. Holy. And I was standing right there, and I talked to him and I said, tell me about what's going on over there. I want to do whatever I can help to help to you at the Kennedy Center. I went there a few weeks ago. I went to an awards ceremony, and it's beautiful. I mean, it's really becoming beautiful. And I went probably 12 years ago, and I saw the musical Young Frankenstein. It was terrible, and it was just. It was subpar for the Kennedy Center. Just not a good. Not a good musical. But he said that he invited Donald Trump to come over and see it. When I arrived at our building, people in our engine said we should tear down the Kennedy center and start all over. That's what Grinnell said. And it was that he was that bad a shape.

Donald Trump came over. He says, we went downstairs, showed him the sewer system was collapsing. We have lawsuits from drivers who have driven underneath the Kennedy Center. The concrete ceiling is falling on cars. And where's the media been for the last five to seven years while this place was falling apart? I can save it. Trump said he asked Congress for $250 million for the project, which is what Ilhan Omar asked to feed starving children in Minneapolis and all of her friends, and she embezzled it and stole it. I know, I know. Think about that. Three Master Stages Dance Theater. And the place will be in tonight. There's nothing like it in our country. And.

Sunday's Kennedy center honors raised $23 million. Did you know that? Yeah. You didn't know that? Doubling the 20. The. The last a year of President Biden. 12.7 million. The orchestra's annual fundraising gala raised $2.5 million, more than a million above the previous one. The Kennedy Center's press team also told the daily mail that 1.31 in 31 million in total has been raised under Cornell's leadership. And they did it with, like, one tenth of the leadership over there. So like anything else, government run by Democrats, it turned to schnike. Okay, Absolute crap. And Donald Trump saved it. There you go. And I went over there, and it was. It was pretty cool. Here's a headline from Breitbart. President Donald Trump says wealthy Foreigners are abusing the nation's birthright citizen policy to bring their foreign relatives to the United States after having secured citizenship through their US born children. No, no kidding. There's no reason why we should have birthright citizenship. It would be like saying if a woman went in labor at the, at the Hyatt then the, the child and the family should be able to stay free for life. It's nonsensical. It has never made any sense to, to do birthright citizenship in the United States of America. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. There you go.

Let's go on to the. I want to play this real quick and then we're going to talk about the January the sixth pipe bomber who the FBI knew was. They knew who he was because they're not stupid. Duh. And there's a guy who's like on the, living in his mother's basement on the spectrum.

Kind of a, you know. And I'm not, I'm just talking about him, a simpleton to some degree. And he was able to put pipe bombs that were not wired correctly were had kitchen timers on them, were not able to be set for more than an hour but somehow they were laying there for 24 hours. It was, it was like Lenny from a Mice and Men setting up pipe bombs is what it was. And the FBI, we can't find him. We don't know where he is. But by God we can find every frickin person on the White house grounds on January 6 and make their life a living hell.

I do want to say this about Barack Obama because you know.

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are war criminals because they double tapped a narco drug boat which was bringing in drugs to kill 25,000Americans. And we didn't kill them all so we went and killed the last two. But Barack Obama was a little more cavalier about killing civilians when he was the President. Much of the criticism about drone strikes.

Both here at home and abroad understandably centers on reports of civilian casualties.

There's a wide gap between US assessments of such casualties and non governmental reports him being the President. Nevertheless, it is a hard fact. Yeah. That US strikes have resulted in civilian casualties. What a risk that exists in every war.

For the families of those civilians. No words or legal construct can justify their loss. So he killed actual civilian civilians. Donald Trump killed narco terrorists. And the Democrats are calling Donald Trump and Pete hags with war criminals. Okay, sure. Here's Donald Trump shredding like cheddar, an ABC reporter when she started giving him a little guff about killing the narco terrorists. Mr. President, you said you would have.

[A]

No problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd off.

[B]

The coast of Venezuela. Secretary, some popcorn. You might want it because it's pretty good.

[C]

You said that. I didn't say that. This is ABC Fake News.

[A]

You said that you would have no.

[B]

Problem releasing the full bit. Okay, well, Secretary Hexeth.

[C]

Whatever Hexeth wants to do is okay with.

[A]

He now says it's under review.

[D]

Are you ordering the secretary to release that full video?

[C]

Whatever he decides is okay with me. So every boat we knock out of the water, every boat we save 25,000American lives. That was a boat loaded up with drugs. I saw the video. They were trying to turn the boat back to where it could float, and we didn't want to see that because that boat was loaded up with drugs.

[B]

You know, they just survive and go on to live another day and deliver.

[C]

Some more drugs like everything else. But every boat we shoot down, and I don't know if, you know, we're 92 or 94 down in drugs coming in by the sea.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

And we're trying to find who are the 6%.

[B]

Yes. Because. Well, it's not out of them, too.

[C]

I don't know. People aren't liking to drive boats right now.

[B]

Loaded up with drugs.

[C]

Every. Single. Think of that. Every single boat we shoot out, on average, we save 25,000American lives. Do you feel okay about that? Court, Keep us safe.

[B]

I knew. I know. My manual.

[C]

What about you? Okay.

[A]

Admitting to releasing the full video.

[C]

Didn't I just tell you that?

[B]

You said that it was up to.

[C]

Secretary of the obnoxious reporter in the whole place. Let me just tell you, you are an obnoxious. A terrible. Actually, a terrible reporter. And it's always the same thing with you. I told you, whatever Pet Seth wants to do is okay with you.

[B]

You don't understand what I'm saying. Are you stupid? Are you stupid? Are you. What the. What? What's wrong with you? I just. I swear to God. Oh, it's just so fun. So fun to listen to him. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show.

[C]

Relentlessly slowing the spread of the stupid every day. It's the Rob Carson Show.

[B]

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Americans saw the national median rent fall for the fourth straight month. Weekly jobless claims plummet to a three year low. Mortgage rates near their lowest level in a year, and consumer sentiment spiking. This is why on Twitter this morning, Trump inflation crisis was. Was trending. You people just suck. Twitter is still run by a bunch of lefties, by the way. You can tell. I get my, I get my posts constantly hindered and shadow. Not sh. Banned, but, but the reach is limited on them and all that. I could still tell that they are still people in charge of Twitter who are doing a bunch of crap on that pipe army. Coming up in a second. Gold is at 4225 today. $4225. Would you have been able to imagine that a year ago? Probably not, because it was only like 2500. $2600. It's 4225 today. My gosh. Wow, wow, wow. You know, you think that maybe a 60% increase in the value of gold over a year would be enough incentive for you to get in touch with Birch Gold?

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Biden's FBI knew Brian Cole was the January 6th pipe bomber in April of 2021. Joe Biden's FBI under Director Chris Ray knew Brian Cole was a pipe bomber in 2021, but for some reason chose not to make him a custody. Take him into custody. You know why? He's a simpleton who's 30 years old, lives in his mother's basement. You can't say that. Yeah, I can. He's not a smart man. He's got low iq, lives at home with his mom and dad, and didn't know how to put bomb together. But he was allowed to do so. I'm just going to say that. Allowed to do so. Like Thomas Crooks was allowed to get on a roof in. In. In. In Pennsylvania. Yeah, I said it. I'm not afraid to say it. Here is a Miranda Devine. She's pulled her head out of her rear end after believing FBI agents, you know, said that. You know, you got to kind of wonder why that poll of FBI workers that said that, that cash. Patel to Deb on General, we're doing a crappy job came out last week.

I think we know it now.

[D]

Well, considering that the evidence that's on the arraignment documents from the FBI on Friday shows that the seven cell phone pings that identified this alleged suspect, Brian Cole Jr. Were available to the FBI back in April of 2021.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And that they just sat moldering in the FBI files for almost five years is just beggars belief. And I think, as both Kash Patel, the FBI director, and Pam Bondi, the Attorney General, have said, this is, you know, at the very least, incompetence. And I think intentional negligence was one of the words they used.

[B]

Yeah, I'm going to lean into that one, because that's what I believe. Because they're filthy, rotten, corrupt. A good share of.

[D]

If you remember back in 2021, after Joe Biden took office, the obsession of Democrats in Congress and in the White House and everywhere else was to prove that the riot that occurred in.

[B]

It wasn't a riot. It was a Reichstag moment. It was planned and executed. Infiltrated by FBI agents. Yeah, it was infiltrated by FBI agents, 270 of them.

[D]

The Capitol, which was regrettable, was much worse than that. It was in fact an armed insurrection of white supremacists, ultra maga, you know, domestic terrorists, who were of course supporters of Donald Trump. And Donald Trump, of course they tried to impeach him yet again over this.

[B]

Yeah, they did.

[D]

And it became the fixed narrative because.

[B]

The election of 2020 was fraudulent, you see, and they had to cover it up with a Reichstag moment and then go after Trump supporters for saying, hey, I think that the election was rigged.

[D]

For the next four years because it was rigged, which they used to try and destroy Trump and his supporters. And they Remember, rounded up 1500 Trump supporters who had been anywhere near the Capitol using mainly cell phone location data and video footage, both of which they had in the case of the single pipe bomber, they had very good footage.

[B]

Who lived in his mother's basement about 40 miles from the friggin Capitol. Maybe even like 25 miles, not very far. Couldn't find him. I don't know, we could find grandma in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, who stepped one foot on the Capitol grounds. We could find her. Oh yeah, we could bring her in. We could send armed agents to visit her house and you know, beat the door down and scare the crap out of her. Oh hell yeah. But you know, meantime, you got a savant living over in Virginia who left a, you know, paper trail and a cell phone trail and an evidence trail that that friggin Scooby and the gang could have figured out.

Zoinks. I think we found the pipe bomber. Scoob.

And Christopher was knee deep in.

[D]

Looks as if they could have found him in April of 21 and they deliberately looked aside. Or it could be as simple as that. All resources, we do know that by the end of February 2021, resources had been stripped from the pipe Bomber investigation. Initially 13 special agents. By the end of February it had these four temporary workers. So it was because I think Christopher Wray turns up to testify to the Senate and he just gets berated nonstop by Democrats. Why haven't you locked up these Trump supporters? And so he just figures no one cares about the pipe bomb. It could be that simple.

[B]

Gotta lock him up. We don't want the truth to come out.

[D]

Could be something far more nefarious because Brian Cole himself is an unusual person. His grandmother says he's borderline autistic.

[B]

Yeah, they got Lenny from a Mice and Men in custody right now. There you go. And literally they've got a kid who you know is being used as a patsy. Okay? He didn't know how to put bombs together. He was allowed to do it. They didn't detect the bombs. And then they sat on it while they went after Trump supporters. In January, the Sixers put them in jail, four years without a trial and then just set it on the back burner until now. I gotta tell you, they need to, they need to just probably implode some of these agencies like the CIA and the FBI and start all over again. I'm not kidding. Nan Hayworth from the great state of New York joins us next on the Rob Carson Show.

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It is Rob Carson. Joe. Joining us in one second, the great Nan Hayworth. But first, another Christmas classic from Jim Gossett as the president about Marjorie Taylor Greene who won't be getting anything from Trump this year for Christmas.

[C]

Oh, Marjorie. Oh Marjorie, you are such a traitor.

[B]

What the heck?

[C]

Oh, Marjorie. Oh Marjorie, you turned into a hater.

Your 60 Minutes interview, I didn't even watch it. Prove there's nothing you won't do.

[B]

I don't even care.

[C]

O m T G O m T G. Your TDS is showing.

[B]

Gonna get some coal in your stocking.

[C]

If you keep on trashing me your future, you'll be blow.

Israel You Criticize about them. You tell many lies. Omtg. Omtg. Your career is over.

[B]

I don't think she's gonna get on the View. I think she's gonna be a co host on that show. No, no, no, no. Honestly, career suicide as far as I'm concerned. Nan Hayworth, first female MD to serve a full term as a member of Congress from New York, joins us on the Newsmax hotline. Merry Christmas. How are you today?

[A]

A very merry Christmas to you and yours, Robin. It's an honor, as always, to be with you. And you could not be more right otherwise. About mpg.

[B]

Well, you know, this is one of the things that I did when I, when I wrote for Rush Limbaugh, Loan from God is, is. You know, honestly, satire is not any good unless there's truth in it. And that's what we here. I do do that. But, but honestly, she committed career suicide. I mean, if she was going to lose an election. Okay. And Donald Trump told her, you're not going to win, why would you do this?

[A]

Well, because, okay, this is, this is going to sound awful, but I don't think she's terrible. I don't think she's terribly bright.

[B]

Well, I don't doubt that. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

And under circumstances, you're not going to be discerning when it comes to real life circumstances or good advice. All that said, she is a populist and has always been a populist. And populism can turn around to bite anyone in politics because it is.

It is emotional in a certain significance.

[B]

That.

[A]

And emotions can turn. And if you feel unhappy about someone you perceive to be, you know, potentially a savior, and then, you know, real life intervenes, it turns out. Well, you know, realistically, no one can do 100% of everything in the first five minutes of an administration. Right. And then it's. But you betrayed me. No, not at all.

[B]

It's very much the. The scenario that the Jerry Springer cap show capitalized on for decades.

Speaking of. Speaking of dim bulbs. Speaking of dim bulbs, Jasmine Crockett, who barely has enough intelligence to keep her autonomic breathing system going, announced her candidacy for Senate. Listen to this.

[A]

When Texas turns blue, it won't be because of any one candidate, but because of each and every one of you doing your part. Turning Texas blue is what I want to talk to y' all about today.

[B]

Y'. All.

[A]

Now, there are those that say, ain't no way. We done tried it 50 kinds of ways.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

Let me be clear. Y' all ain't Never tried it the J.C. way.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

We. We used to telling us what I can't do, but they have no idea.

[B]

Well, she is talking all sorts of girlfriend there, honestly. She's a deb. A private school deb from St. Louis and she. And she becomes all girlfriend when she's talking in front of.

[A]

Well, yeah, you know, and again, it's so important for all of us on the rational side to set expectations for, you know, what we can do and in what kind of context and, you know, what kind of time frame someone like a Jasmine Crockett is, as you are pointing out, Rob, you know, just all emotion and vibe. She another Kamala Harris, but younger and, you know, with, you know, probably better fingernails, but.

You know. Yeah, she really pays attention to every. Every day. She's immaculately quaffed in a variety of styles.

[B]

Yes, she's unbelievable.

[A]

Yeah, she spends a lot of time on those things, but not badly on actually learning and understanding.

The actual problems that beset the United States and their solutions. Because she doesn't need to. She's not held to that standard. She's held to the view standard, which is that if you hate, fundamentally, if you rail against this country, if you hate Donald Trump, if you hate Republicans, and you can be mildly amusing, even mildly amusing doing it, and you appeal to certain demographics, you're in.

[B]

Wow. I could do. If I were just dumber, I could run for Congress.

[A]

Yeah, you're too smart, Rob, as a.

[B]

Democrat, I want you to hear Kayleigh McEnany's thoughts on her electability. He was.

[A]

I wouldn't call him a middle of the road Democrat. He was a leftist. But you're gonna put up Jasmine Crockett in Texas? This is a perennial problem of the left. Look who sneaks through primaries. It's a Democratic socialist in New York. You can win in New York, but then you get Afton Bain through in Tennessee. She's supposed to have a one or two point race. She loses by nine points. Jasmine Crockett is the only type of Democrat that can win a primary, but it doesn't play in Texas. That brand of leftism will not work in Texas. And I know everyone says, you know, Republicans are going to get crushed in the midterms. I'm not so sure of that, Jesse.

[B]

I don't believe that at all. By the way, Nan Hayworth, I think that it's bull crap. The Democrat Party has done nothing to earn the votes in the midterms. It's a joke. I mean, they. Affordability. Affordability. All they are. Is counter Trump. They've offered nothing. They have not changed at all. They've gone far left. There's no freaking way they're going to take back both houses of Congress in the midterms.

[A]

I pray that you're right. Rob, you are obviously someone who is well studied and very sage. I do worry about these things, but that is my nature, to worry about these things.

[B]

I understand.

[A]

The problem for, for me, and I think for a lot of us is that, you know, we just worry about how much pain people will have to inflict upon themselves with these very toxic policies that these Dems represent before they recognize, like in the city of New York.

[B]

Who.

[A]

Right. And he's absolutely charming in his presentation. I know we've talked about him. He's articulate. He's got his finger on the pulse. He's right about affordability being a problem, wrong about all the solutions.

[B]

Well, Che Guevara was also adorable with a cute smile, too.

[A]

Exactly. No, but it does worry me because we've seen this happen over and over again. Venezuela. Venezuela was the most prosperous country in South America. They elected Hugo Chavez, who was a populist socialist, and in one generation, basically, you know, they. They completely collapsed. And then the folks who try to remedy it are. Are crushed by the waves upon waves of emotion that are, you know, that.

[B]

I know, I know, I know this, this side of this sort of fervor has compelled or. Has. Has compelled or, you know, despots in power for centuries. But I think we got a combination of things. We got a. Cleaning up the voter rolls and the end of the gravy train in a lot of these states. That's going to make a major difference too. And then, of course, the Democrats have a chance. Nan, can you hold on through the break?

[A]

Yes, sir. I'd be honored.

[B]

I want some more thoughts on. On your Zohan Mandami. He made an appointment that is just mind boggling. Not a surprise, but that's on the other side of the brick. Let's take that break. This is the Rob Carson show.

[A]

Oh, no. We got Governor Hot Wheels down there that this ridiculous tyrant is trying to do everything that he can to break our democracy. It's Ted Cruz. I mean, like, this dude has to be knocked over the head like, hard Timu Hitler in the White House right now that thinks that he is going to become the dictator of the United States.

[B]

Yeah, and I think what you just played there is one of the most important things in this campaign is that she's done all the Hard work. There are hours and hours and hours of video of her, her saying crazy things. So you talked about how do we attack a woman? How do we attack a black woman? You don't. You let her do it in words.

[A]

And she's really done all the hard work.

[B]

That is Vinnie Manchello. He is a GOP strategist in Texas talking about Jasmine Crockett, the possibility she could become a senator and all that. You know, this is, this is what happens when Jerry Springer died. You got all these people have nothing to do. So they run for Congress, all the panelists, Dan Hayworth.

[A]

Well, it's true. And this is people's entertainment now. But, you know, we are seeing rob the fruition of decades now of indoctrination instead of education. Right. You know, we have citizens who are empowered with the vote, but sadly they're doing remedial math in colleges. Right. You know, and we're not talking about remedial math. Well, you need to brush up on your trigonometry or no, no, no. Your calculus. No, we're talking about second grade math.

[B]

I know.

[A]

And this is. So if you can't do math, if you don't know history or if the history that you do quote, unquote, know tells you that the United States is evil, that you know, that we are imbued with terrible original sin, that, you know, we have to expiate. And it starts with hating white people and Christians for, you know, and if you don't know civics and you don't understand the Constitution, Sonia Sotomayor run for office.

Could use a refresher course on the Constitution or maybe hear it for the first time, you know. Right.

[B]

Yeah. It's interesting. You know, Hillary Clinton years ago was talking about oligarch. She's an oligarch. Barack Obama's an oligarch. Listen, because. Because there's only. There's only one way you can make the kind of money Bill Gates has or, you know, Elon Musk, maybe not that much, but, you know, certainly very wealthy individual. If you do not know how to build stuff, if you don't know how to make stuff, if you don't create stuff, you get into government and you channel the money in your direction. That's what they're doing in Minnesota. That's what they're doing in every Democrat state.

[A]

Absolutely. And we need to, we need to talk about it. And, and you know, I know the president is going to be doing rallies, which is wonderful. He is element with those.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And one of the things that he really, I would respectfully and lovingly submit to him and admiringly needs to hammer home is that. And you know, we're seeing public polling, right. The same people are worried. And understandably, again, we've dug a deep hole in Biden administration. But another thing is that, you know, we're polling people in blue states. I live in a blue state, and blue state life is very different from red state life. Why? Because we have Democrats at the top of our state who are still doing awful things to us in terms of taxes and regulations. Exactly what the Democrats and the Republicans and President Trump are working their hardest to reverse. But, you know, the amount of help that we can give to people in blue states is limited by the fact that they've got Democrats running the places. We should talk about that.

[B]

But, you know, it's kind of interesting. If socialism were great and everything, why are a million people moving out of New York? Why are they not moving. Why are they not moving into New York? Come on, man, what the hell? He's gonna, you know, he's gonna change the world. Why, why are they moving out of California? Why are they moving out of New Jersey? Why are trillions of dollars moving out of those states? Nobody wants that crap except for the people who live there.

Zoran Mandami has appointed a convicted armed robber to lead his criminal justice team in New York City. Yes.

[A]

Oh, my God. I know. And, and, and Rob, you probably know this, but I just learned today that they're deliberately. The Mamdani team is deliberately misspelling the names of his appointees so that they don't readily appear in searches.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Do they? I guess. The voters are so stupid. Mondami voters are so stupid that they wouldn't bother to spell check it.

[A]

Well, right. You know, I mean, there. Yes, it is. You have to be a distinctive variety of dumbs who have voted for him. Dumb, ignorant, bold. I know, yes. But this is what they're doing. And listen, this is, this is not, this is an age old tactic. James Comey used it in his emails in the FBI, so.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Pretty sure Comey did it. Right. So that, you know, Clinton wouldn't be searchable within the, you know, when you did a FOIA on. Yeah. Was he working with the Clintons in some way? Yeah, I mean, this is as old as the hills. But again, if you have a populace, if you have an electorate, you know, the people who vote, who don't understand the bad things that will ensue that don't exist now because they're still living with the remnants of prosperity in New York, York. Case from the Giuliani and Bloomberg administration. And to the extent that President Trump can help all of us, like locking the borders so that we don't have hotels full of illegal migrants, that's not, that's not, you know, New York City or New York State doing that. That's Donald Trump doing that.

[B]

Well, I hope that one day the useful idiot will no longer be useful. But apparently they're still using them in places like New York. It's really ridiculous. Big plans for Christmas, by the way.

[A]

Well, I'm gonna be with some family for Christmas with some loved ones, which.

[B]

Will if you make it down to Washington, D.C. you're more than welcome to see the new studio in Alexandria, Virginia.

[A]

Oh, I would love to see it. I would love to join you there, Rob.

[B]

All right, good. Well, God bless you if I don't talk before Christmas. God bless you. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Happy New Year. You're the best.

[A]

And to you. You are the best. And it is always my honor to be your guest.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

All right. And thank you, Nan Hayworth. We'll talk soon. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show.

Back door santa. Come on now.

[C]

Call me Back Door Santa. I make my runs about the break of day.

[B]

I love it. Just love it, love it, love it. That's, of course, sampled in Christmas in Hollis by Run dmc, which is one of my favorite Christmas songs. Not because it's, you know, inspiring or anything. It's just a dope song. It's a cool song, man. That's all. That's all. Jimmy. Jimmy Kimmel's got another year contract from ABC because, you know, he threw a temper tantrum in the left, you know, so he gets to stick around another year, gets to stick it out another year. Even though he has no viewers at all. His numbers are terrible. And he's destroyed the legacy of Late night. Here's Bill Maher talking about, about Jimmy Kimmel, who is destroying their friendship, by the way, because of politics. One relationship is that's in the balance. I mean, you know, it was.

[A]

And that's not a real friend.

[B]

Like. Well, I mean, we, we weren't close. I mean, I'm talking like it's, it was Jimmy Kimmel. I mean, I said it publicly and I like Jimmy a lot. And his wife wrote that thing that said, you know, she did lose family members. She wrote them before the election and said here's 10 reasons why you just can't vote for Trump. And then some of them, you know, just didn't follow that. And I. I was as kid gloves as I could. Wow. And I see they're. They're mad at me. And I'm sorry. I mean, I was being, again, as respectful as I could. Not worth it. Not with your friendship. I'm gonna tell you, if you can't be my friend because of politics, bleep you bleep. You don't even care.

I never, never thought I would find myself in this predicament where I'd lost so many friends and family members.

Because I. And it's not because I support Donald Trump. It's what I support, what he does. I love the man. I love him as president. I love what he's doing for America. What he's doing for America had to be done to save America. And if you can't be on the side of that and you can't be my friend because I support that, screw you. Screw you to hell. You're not going to get a Christmas card from me. I don't even give a crap about you. And listen, I've got a body count behind me of people who don't want anything. It's been soul crushing for the last few years to lose so many friends and family members and have my marriage destroyed. Oh, did I say that out loud? Yeah, I did.

But we're here together. And I got you and you got me. That's it, right? I got you and you got me. And we got a great country and we're saving that country. We're doing it together. And you know what? For losing all those friends and everything, like I said, it's worth it. It. It's worth it because I would rather live in freedom and have fewer friends than live in tyranny and have a bunch of people who hate me who are pretending to be my friend. There you go. All right, that's going to do it. For the show today, what I would do is encourage you to download the podcast. Go to all your usual podcast platforms, including Spotify. Just dig on the little bell and subscribe and share it with others. Let's blow this thing up. I'm looking forward to it. A new year for show. In the meantime, have a glorious day. God bless you, America's founder, Donald Trump, as he attempts to save this country and will succeed. And then tomorrow. Until tomorrow, which is Wednesday, slow down. Don't catch us too, but I'll see you there.