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Rob Carson
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Rob Carson
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Jim Gossett
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Rob Carson
This is the Rob Carson Show. Our number three of the show today. A couple of real quick notes. We do the show is it becomes a podcast after the show. I thought you should know that. So if you go to your usual podcast platforms, just look up Rob Carson Show. We're everywhere. All right, then also the show lives forever on Newsmax social media because we do broadcast on all of Newsmax social media on Instagram and Facebook and YouTube and rumble and it's kicking butt. The show is kicking butt. Of course, we're also on, on terrestrial radio stations around the country, hopefully adding some more to the fold because this is a pretty uniquely entertaining radio program. I don't know if you knew this, but they're the only, the only show in America that kind of focuses on, you know, leans into humor a little bit because honestly, opinions are easy. Everybody's got an opinion. You know, you sit on opinion for God's sa. You sit on it. Everybody's got one. And the last thing you really need is just another opinion. So we do comedy when we can. I got a new gay ayatollah theme song coming up here. Yeah. Because I guess the reason why the, the dead ayatollah who's been vaporized didn't want the cardboard ayatollah to be the ayatollah is because he enjoyed the company of men, which is not, you know, looked upon very favorably in a country where they throw gay people off of buildings. So there's that. Anyway, Jim Gassett did some new comedy on that we'll do that in a second. Cash Patel was on Capitol Hill yesterday, testified. You know, the Democrat Party is so filled with hate and rage about Donald Trump and terrified of his success and the exposition of all the fraud and everything that they are willing to whiz on anything, including the gigantic drop in crime in America. Here is Cash Patel talking about fentanyl. There's a real good chance, you know, a family that had someone odd, accidentally or otherwise on fentanyl, more so than you probably know a young, healthy person
Cash Patel
dying of COVID The counternarcotic mission can't be complete without state and local law enforcement. So we are embedding more task force officers across the country on the specific counternarcotics mission. We've also stood up with our interagency partners in Tucson, Arizona, the Southern Border Intelligence center, specifically on the counternarcotic mission so that we can utilize the Department of War and interagency capabilities on the law enforcement.
Rob Carson
Murder rate's the lowest it's been in 126 years.
Cash Patel
That's why we seized enough fentanyl in 2025 to kill 178 million Americans. That's a 31% increase year over year. And here's a statistic that everybody should be proud of. Opioid overdose deaths from last year dropped 20 points.
Rob Carson
That means tens of thousands of lives saved. Democrats can't stand that.
Cash Patel
20 points from across the country.
Benny Johnson
Wow.
Cash Patel
And in Oklahoma specifically, Senator, we seized enough kilograms of cocaine to include a 232% increase in the state of Oklahoma alone and enough fentanyl to kill 500,000 Oklahomans. We can't do that unless we have great police partnerships which.
Rob Carson
Did you hear, even hear the word fentanyl come from Joe Biden's filthy, rotten, old stinking mouth? While he was the president, he opened the southern border and people died by the hundreds of thousands. Did you hear a dang thing out of his mouth? No, you didn't. Shame on the Democrat Party for what they did. But here's Jackass Jasmine, Jasmine Crockett, and she says that the drug traffickers, despite Donald Trump blowing up their drug boats and, you know, causing them to lose billions of dollars, they love Donald Trump. This is one of the dumbest things. No, I can't say that because it's really hard to quantify the stupid out of this woman's mouth.
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Rob Carson
I can't hear anymore of her because I'm going to lose IQ points. I mean, I have plenty to spare. You do too, but I just don't want to hear her nonsense anymore. Utterly, utterly ridiculous. She's utterly ridiculous. There are so many good things happening right now and they're just trying to tear down Donald Trump and they would rather have people die of fentanyl. They'd rather have people live in slavery in Iran. They would rather have misery. They'd rather have Ayatollah. They'd rather have Maduro. They'd rather have an open border. They'd rather have children being trafficked. They'd rather have women being trafficked. For both sex and work. It is really. It is a mental, mental bloody illness. It is absolutely ridiculous. I think I need to hear some comedy. Let's hear the new gay Khomeini theme song from Jim Gaza. Oh, it's one of the gayest songs ever. The Copacabana by Barry Manilow.
Jim Gossett
His name's Moshaba, last name Khomeini.
Rob Carson
Khomeini.
Jim Gossett
It is mentioned now and then that he is fond of men. That's why his father was wary of him. You see, his dad was anti gay and there wasn't any way that he would want his son to be the chosen one. When you consider his idea of fun, he's Moshava, last name Khomeini. No one thinks of him as brainy.
Rob Carson
No, not really.
Jim Gossett
Prefers the fellas. Fabulous. Not fond of ladies.
Rob Carson
No.
Jim Gossett
The Pentagon's claiming Khomeini is flaming. That's Mochtaba.
Rob Carson
His dad's wife was the goat.
Jim Gossett
Could he be gay?
Rob Carson
That goat right over there.
Jim Gossett
Actually, that's what they. As a leader, some say he'll blow it. Intelligence. He doesn't show it.
Rob Carson
Yeah, he blew it.
Jim Gossett
That is Mojtaba. He is a monarch man. Begin to fashion an unbridled passion. That's Mojtaba. He'll give you a wink. Mr. Bunny's feet.
Rob Carson
Yeah, he likes those long flowing rubs and headgear, you know. You know, there was a deal when, when his. His long flowing robe and headgear was by Vera Wang. They did that. That came out. It was Vera Wang was outfitting him. So there. That is Jim Gossett. My God, it is brilliant, right? Isn't he just brilliant? If you want to help out Jim Gossett, go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy patreon.com Jim Gossetti comedy. Give him, you know, 10 bucks a month or 20 bucks a month, and you'll get two parodies a day. He's that. He did like three today. He's brilliant. I used to work with Paul Shanklin on the Rush Limbaugh program, you know, and Paul's a great guy. He's a brilliant guy. Jim Gossett is a thousand times more prolific and just brilliant. And I'm so blessed to have him be a part of this show. Real quick, the price of gold, $4,600 today. So it's $4,600. That's down from its high of 5,600 in January. And you're thinking, well, that's terrible. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's real good. It's real good because it's giving you a pause to invest because it's still $2,000 more than it was a year and a half ago. It's still $2,000 an ounce more than it was a year and a half ago. An ounce, for God's sake. An ounce in the palm of your hand. Boom. A coin worth $4,600. And maybe it's time for you to consider investing in gold. Maybe this is your opportunity because it would. If you would have bought in January, you'd be like, what the. What the. What the thing is, a lot of people sold in January when it was $5,600. That's why one of the reasons the price went down, Birch gold. I trust I'm not going to be cashing in my gold anytime soon. I'm planning on hanging onto it for a decade. That's what I'm planning on doing. Hanging on to it for a decade. And so I went with Birch Gold. You can learn more about Birch Gold by just texting my name, Rob to 989898. Rob to 989898. You're going to get useful information from a A plus rated company, better business Bureau. And I love them. I love them. I got my thank you card from Birch Gold for investing another taking a 401k and converting into gold about a month ago. And it's very polite and wonderful and all. They're based in Des Moines. I mean, my God, it doesn't get more American than Des Moines. That's my home state, for God's sake. But anyway, text my name, Rob to 989-898 for Birch School. Benny Johnson has an amazing new video on. I posted on my. On my rumble page at Rob Carson's show he is investigating the homeless industrial complex. I'm going to get to that in a second. I do want to mention John Fetterman because Gavin Newsom is under, or I should say Nick Shirley has uncovered this massive fraud, among the many kinds of fraud in California. And it has to do with hospice care. It's run by the mafia, Armenian mafia. And he knew this, by the way, because they said it was run by the Armenian mafia a couple years ago. And Gavin Newsom sued the Justice Department for saying it was racist because of the Armenian mafia. He knew it was. He knew it was a fraud. And Nick Shirley goes out and uncovers it. And now Gavin Newsom is calling. He's basically calling Nick Shirley a pedophile because Nick Shirley in Minnesota discovered all these childcare centers where they weren't children. And Gavin Newsom, like a scumbag piece of crap that he is, made it look like, hey, Nick Shirley's here to see children. I mean, what is wrong with you, you sleazy, greasy haired, veneered toothed joker. My God. But here is John Fetterman calling out Gavin Newsom, who will never be president, by the way.
John Fetterman
Why can't you celebrate any journalist or any, you know, activist doing that? And what, you know, he has an
Rob Carson
$8 million mansion that's being completed. How did he do that on a government salary?
John Fetterman
Governor Newsom put out a disgusting video imp saying that he's, you know, a pedophile or he's. That, that, like, why, you know, like, I mean, like, that's like kind of a smear, you know, like you can, you may, you want to disagree or what, but to imply that someone, someone in one of the most gross kinds of terms like that now it's like, hey, shouldn't we agree, like, you know, eliminate all the waste? If it exists under, under my.
Rob Carson
It's because it's a grift. The, the high speed rails are grift. The California Wildlife Crossing Bridge. It's just one bridge and it's $21 million over budget. Began in 2022. One bridge across the highway so that cougars and butterflies can go across. Do they not know that butterflies can fly? Do they not know you don't need a bridge for butterflies? $114 million for this stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid bridge. And here's the idiot green, no moron who's in charge of it.
California Wildlife Bridge Official
When we started stage one, and we're waiting to start stage two, the world changed beneath us though this spring. Construction costs, increased, consumption.
Rob Carson
She's blaming the overrun on things like inflation and tariffs.
California Wildlife Bridge Official
Although we were holding reserves to finish construction, all those are exhausted at this point point because of tariffs, inflation, and so many other factors.
Rob Carson
No, it's fraud. It's absolutely 100% fraud. $120 million for a stupid bridge across a highway that's literally maybe a couple hundred feet wide and that allows wildlife to cross from one side of the highway to the other, including butterflies who can fly. What the hell? That's like building, you know, taking down a wall so birds can, can, can migrate. Really? They can fly over. I mean, how stupid? How stupid and corrupt. Benny Johnson homeless industrial complex next. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. All right, so Gavin Newsom is the joker. He's also Evil Ken, by the way, because his wife is Barbie. She's a dimwit. I mean, like, oh my God, so blonde. Listen to her. She's talking about gay people and the, the spectrum, the spectrum of sexuality. There's so much to learn from same
Barbie
sex couples who have learned to communicate and who also are like, well, look, you know, someone's got to do the care work in a same sex male couple. Someone's got to do that. So I'm just gonna do it. And this is like. And not be afraid or ashamed because.
Rob Carson
Oh my God. Like, oh, my God.
Barbie
It's part of being human. We're all like an adult on a spectrum, right? It's just how society kind of pushes.
Rob Carson
No, no, no, no, no, no. The spectrum is like a wavelength. I don't know if you knew this, but radio waves are on the same spectrum as light. They are. It's just one goes faster than the other. And that's a spectrum. What she's talking about is not a spectrum. But I think you've got some sort of spectrum disorder with your tiny little
Barbie
Barbie brain pressures us into these limiting gender roles. But again, the folks on the far right, they're missing is just this. They're living in this silo, this evangelical conservative silo that ultimately is. It's, it's just pulling us back as a country to a time and a place where.
Rob Carson
No, no, no, no. The silo is full of stupid. I mean, honestly, a harvest of stupid. A bumper crop of stupid in your silo. My God in heaven, these are adults in 2026. What the hell? Benny Johnson. Love Benny Johnson. Benny Johnson in California looking at the homeless industrial complex.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
Welcome to California, the homeless capital of America. Nearly 200,000 homeless people reside in the Golden State.
Rob Carson
It's way Worse than Minnesota.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
This was bought with taxpayer dollars. Obvious fraud. What the hell is going on?
Rob Carson
Mayor Bass needs skid row for her
Cash Patel
to get federal money. But the reality is we could fix this if we wanted.
Rob Carson
I can't believe it.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
That, like, I can't believe. That never, like, occurred to me.
Cash Patel
Welcome to California.
Rob Carson
Yeah. Elon Musk, this. I've shared this audio on the show. This is what's going on in California.
Elon Musk
The homeless implies that somebody got a little behind on their mortgage payments. And if they just got a job offer, they'd be back on their feet. But someone who's totally dead inside, shuffling along down the street with a needle dangling out of their leg, you know, taking a dump in the middle of the street, they're not, like, one job offer away from getting back on their feet. You know, these sort of charities, they get this money. The money is proportionate to the number of homeless people. Their incentive structure is to maximize the number of drug zombies, not minimize it. That's why they don't arrest the drug dealers, because if they arrest the drug dealers, the drug zombies leave. And they would stop getting money from the state of California.
Rob Carson
And from. How much are they worth?
Elon Musk
This is a diabolical scam. They're taxed on any money going through system in San Francisco, and that money goes to the homeless industrial complex. When you add up all the money that's flowing, they're getting close to a million dollars per drug zombie. It was like $900,000.
Rob Carson
Something unbelievable. I mean, my God, I remember looking in Seattle and the district up there. I can't remember the name of it. Watching these people just. They're. They're just dead. They're bent over. They're. They're dangling their arms, and I'm like, they're people. I mean, they're addicts, but they're people. My God in heaven. I got. I don't even know what to say about the Democrat Party. My God, here is Benny Johnson in California with the money being spent. And they've actually caused more homelessness, which means more money.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
California has poured $31 billion of state and federal tax dollars into fighting homelessness over the past few years. That adds up to $170,000 per homeless perspective. That's more than the median price of a home in West Virginia. That's more than the total GDP of 91 different countries.
Rob Carson
They pay $81,000 per homeless person in New York City, by the way.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
So what's the result per year of this astronomical spending? Homelessness skyrocketed. In California, they added 30,000 new homeless people.
Rob Carson
Yeah. And here is Benny Johnson out interviewing homeless people who are getting no help at all. Listen to this.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
We decided to head to Venice beach to talk to actual homeless people to see if they've received any of the hundred and seventy thousand dollars Gavin Newsom has spent on them. Listen to this. We're here on Venice beach, one of the most famous beaches in the world. And it is absolutely disgusting. It smells like piss and weed. Everywhere that you go, people everywhere. Let's go talk with some of them and ask, has Gavin Newsom done anything for you? Exactly nothing. So have you guys seen any of that money? Has anybody?
Rob Carson
No, no. Nothing. I got nothing. Nothing.
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Rob Carson
For $170,000, they could easily build long houses with 50 to 100 hammocks in each one.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
Have you seen of that money? $170,000. Have you ever gotten any payments?
Rob Carson
Yeah. Payment for what?
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
Yeah, exactly.
Rob Carson
Trump said they're gonna find out. Yeah, yeah. It's the same way with green energy. Nonsense. There's the same way with autism fraud in Minnesota and feeding the kids in Minnesota. I swear to God in heaven, how bloody corrupt is our country? Here is Benny Johnson. Say where the money's going.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
There are 683 homeless nonprofits in California.
Rob Carson
Over a billion. Which means that every one of them are failing at their job.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
Every bloody one of them in annual revenue. This is a massive industry. Take for example, path, People Assisting the Homeless. This is a major California based nonprofit focused on ending homelessness. According to their IRS 990 forms, Path has a total revenue of $181 million. Yeah, that's grown exponentially in the past few years. It's up 13% year over year. Path spent $70 million on salaries and benefits.
Rob Carson
Wow.
Benny Johnson (Reporter)
Last year, the CEO, $300,000 this year. Man, you can really put a roof over your head in the homeless industrial complex.
Rob Carson
It is worse than I could have ever imagined. And the sad thing is there are so many great charities out there who just scrape to get by. Who just scrape to get by. So many good charities out there. But these people are part of the grift. They create charities so they can get government money and they never offer any freaking services. It is so beyond belief and it is so beyond the pale. And it is to the tune of trillions of dol nationally. And I'm saying if Pam Bondi can't get this done, then Pam Bondi ought to do something else, because people are going to have to go to jail for this. And this includes politicians like Gavin Newsom and Tim Voltz and all of these people who know it's going on, have known it's going on and have been receiving graft from it, whether it be votes, whether it be political donations or out and out money. Because there's a lot of that happening too. There is a lot of that. I gotta tell you what it is. It is remarkable. I'm just glad that it's being discovered. Now it's time to do something. Adam Gillette, the president of Accuracy and Media, joins us next. Don't go anywhere. Hey, guys, it's Carson. I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here because I've been sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the sponge in your sink. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghost bed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging, it's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed, you get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back risk free. Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10% off. Go to Ghostbed.com Carson use promo code Carson. That's Ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are going to love your new ghost bed. It is a Rob Carson show. All right, so we got a lot of balls in the air, ladies and gentlemen. A lot of stuff. Here's a new headline today. Prime Minister Take Ichi of Japan selected the US As Japan's primary supplier of oil and energy. The agreement signed for $56 billion. So there you go. Another $56 billion added to the economy. Really need to do something about this, this debt, this national debt. I'm hoping we get on it. That was the only real complaint I had about the Trump's first administration. Wasn't a hawk on the debt and we really need to do something about the. The debt is what we need to do. All of this fraud, the insanity. Newsom's California Blue. $100 million on a butterfly and cougar bridge. Is this for like older women. No, it is. And I know older women hate that. I don't like being called a cougar. All right, whatever. That's fine. That's fine. There was, it wasn't there a. There was a TV show on years ago I used to like. It was called Cougar Town. Remember that? It was Courtney. What's her name from? Courtney Cox. She was. It was a funny show, Cougar Town. But anyway, yeah, cougars and butterflies. Like they don't know that butterflies can fly. I mean, how scary stupid are these people? No, they're not just stupid. They're not stupid. They're clever, cunning and ridiculous. Dr. Oz, even in the state of Florida, there's all sorts of scams going on with Medicare and Medicaid. This being about, I guess, medical equipment.
Benny Johnson
Well, the state of Florida is very well run by Governor DeSantis. Despite that, you have elements in South Florida who have built up a massive and corrupt scheme around durable medical equipment. These are the folks that the suppliers of these products sell wheelchairs and canes and knee braces. We believe that because there's just a heavy influence by the Cuban population down there, there might even be foreign involvement in this. But nevertheless, there are twice as many of these durable medical equipment suppliers in south Florida than McDonald's.
Jim Gossett
Wow.
Benny Johnson
That's a shocking number of centers way out of proportion to other areas. And because it's been tolerated and often not brought to the attention for folks, because people keep it sort of on the, on the down low, there's not been efforts to stomp it out. We're going after that. Durable.
Rob Carson
I hope so. I mean, we got. The new frauds are, you know, J.D. vance is taking care of that. And man, we got, I mean, we have got to do something about this. This is Elon Musk when he. Remember when he was the Doge director and everybody said he was a Nazi because he's, you know, was going to uncover what we now know. Isn't it interesting? Isn't it interesting? Elon Musk saved free speech. Nick Shirley uncovered massive fraud. They silenced Elon Musk when he was a director of Doge. It's kind of. It's kind of interesting. Isn't that kind of interesting, Nick? Nick Shirley, the 23, 24 year old kid, when you listen to him, he's not terribly well spoken. He's just curious. He's just curious. And he has a journalistic curiosity about him. He's not polished. He's not John Stossel, for God's sake. But he's remarkable guy. I mean, hell of a remarkable guy. But here's Elon Musk. Back when he was in charge of Doge before, everybody called him a Nazi. And again, this is the same people who said that, you know, elon Musk is a Nazi. And then of course, the idiots on the left went out and burned his car dealerships and all that. Remember that. Is he still a Nazi? Oh, no, he never was a Nazi. That's just what the left does. Donald Trump is a fascist. Donald Trump is a Nazi. Donald Trump is Hitler. Do you understand what they're doing here? Whenever we're near a target, whenever we're over a target, that's what they do. It's what they do. But here's Elon Musk talking about all of the fraud to the tune of billions of dollars. This is more than a year ago. More than a year ago.
Elon Musk
So then the rebuttal from the Dems is like, oh, well, the vast majority of the people who are marked as live in the Social Security administration weren't receiving Social Security administration payments. That is true. What they forgot to mention is they're getting fraudulent payments from every other government program. And that's why the dynamics were so opposed to. To turning off, to declaring someone dead, who is dead, because it would stop the entire other. All the other fraud from happening.
Rob Carson
And so. But all this. Is it trackable like all this other fraud?
Elon Musk
Yeah, it's not even hard.
Rob Carson
And yet they're opposing, chasing it all down.
Elon Musk
They're pros and chasing it all down because it would. It turns off the money magnet for the illegals.
Rob Carson
Ah. And how much money are we talking?
Elon Musk
It's one. Hundreds of billions of dollars.
Rob Carson
Hundreds of billions of dollars. There you go. It's. It really is amazing. It really is amazing. In California, they. They pay homeless people for signatures for ballot initiatives and whatnot. They do. They do it. They found it out. I believe Project Veritas discovered this. It is. I think we should be grateful for this being uncovered. Look at all the things that we've seen uncovered in the last few years. We saw massive anti Semitism uncovered on college campus after October 7, after the left bought and paid for anti Semitic protests. And then it exposed all the anti Semitism on campus, ingrained in university leadership and whatnot. Saw that uncovered. We now see massive amounts of graph and corruption uncovered. And we would have never, ever, ever seen it if Kamala Harris were the president. It would have only gotten worse. It would have only gotten worse. You may recall when Joe Biden lost And was. Was booted, you know, and Kamala Harris was immediately made the candidate. You didn't vote for her Democrats. Yeah, I guess you're cool with that. Whatever. I would be kind of mad that said, you know, whatever, but. But Joe Biden sent out $63 billion, I think it was in green energy nonsense, including $2 billion to Stacey Abrams. $2 billion to Stacey Abrams. And George, she did a little. A little supposed charity where. Or NGO or whatever the hell you want to call it, where you. You replace gas stoves with electric stoves, which is stupid because gas stoves are clean burning and inexpensive in the whole deal. And she literally had a hundred dollars in the account like a year before, and then he just gave her 2 billion. 2,000 million dollars. 2,000 million dollars. Ilhan Omar was worth pennies before she became a member of Congress. She ushered in massive amounts of spending for this, this Feeding the Children initiative in, in Minnesota. She came up with the idea. She got $250 million for feeding our future. And they didn't serve any meals. It just went to donors and others. She even in one of the restaurants that got like $9 million and didn't feed anybody. Held her election victory party there. And now she's worth $30 million. Look at this. You know, it used to be that you had to. If you wanted to become a millionaire, you had to work your butt off, man. You had to. You had to create something. You had to market something. You had to, you know, like I said, event or invent or create whatever, and then, you know, do all of the work, you know, Shark Tank and the whole deal. But now all you need to do is graze the palms of a whole lot of Democrats and create an NGO or a homeless charity or whatever and just rake the money in. Just rake the money in by billions and billions of dollars. It is. These are remarkable times. And this is an opportunity. Like, for instance, when an opportunity is presented, you should take advantage of it. Okay? I look at Iran as an opportunity. 47 years of terror. An opportunity to change the Middle east for the better and end the chief exporter of terror around the world. It's an opportunity. Now we have an opportunity. All of this fraud is being uncovered. The opportunity now is to gut this from existence and punish people who've done it, including politicians. It's an opportunity we have to take advantage of because it's been presented to us in a gigantic fashion. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey, guys, it's Carson For Shopify. You know, for years I had a swag line of T shirts with catchy phrases and whatnot and it's just been lying there. Well, I've decided to go with Shopify and actually make money with my own business. Shopify gives you everything you need to sell online and in person. Millions of entrepreneurs have already made this leap from household names to first time business owners just getting started. Choose from hundreds of beautiful templates you can customize to match your brand. 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Have you noticed the last few, like in the summer, normally you hear immediately on Monday how many people died in Chicago over the weekend. Right. Remember that? Remember that happened in Washington D.C. washington D.C. i went out this weekend. I drove around Washington D.C. i went back to my old neighborhood where I worked in a place called Friendship Heights in Chevy Chase right there. And I drove by my old building where I worked for a dozen years. And there's this grocery store called Rodman's which is a wonderful little kind of ethnic grocery store. And I loaded up on a bunch of stuff, man. Anyway, I got a bunch of crazy ethnic food and stuff. They were sacked and destroyed by Black Lives Matter. And I was talking out loud about how grateful I was that it was back. And one of the owners comes over and goes, he goes, oh my goodness, welcome. And he showed me pictures of the store when it was sacked by leftist Black Lives Matter members. And my friend Chris Plant, who still works over that building, does a nationally syndicated show as well. He talked about how the neighborhood was sacked, the Lord and Taylor's, Tiffany's, all of it just completely destroyed. And then the ghost town that Georgetown became during Joe Biden's presidency, D.C. was a violent, awful place. Homeless, in camp. It's everywhere. Literally. Last year I moved here seven months ago about. And two weeks after that, he brings in the National Guard. And the city is crazy. It's remarkable. I drove through Georgetown. I drove by the Cathedral, Natural National Cathedral, where I used to go, by the way, all the time. Maybe when we're going to be doing a tour of you guys. I can't give you all the details, but in October, we're bringing listeners here. You're going to be able to get in on a trip to come here, hang out with me in our 250th year, and we're going to make it really cool. It's going to be like five days, four nights, and going to give you a great rate. And I'm going to spend the week with you. I think I'm going to be on the air one day and I'm going to be on the air with you, in front of you when you come here. And otherwise we're going to tour the city, us, and maybe we'll go to the National Cathedral. I used to go there just to pray. I used to work a couple miles down the street and I just go into Nathan National Cathedral and go to the different stations and pray. It's such a beautiful place, my God in heaven, so glorious. But I drove into Georgetown, that was a ghost town. Drove by my old favorite restaurant, Philomena, where the pasta mamas make pasta. It's a glorious place. And the crowds were enormous. They were thick. There were a hundred people waiting to cross the crosswalk at every crosswalk. It was crazy. Crazy in Georgetown. On the main strip there, you drive down and you get ready to go on the Key Bridge. And the Exorcist stairs are right there. Did you know that? Did you know that? You go down Georgetown, the street, the main venue there, and right before you turn left on the Key Bridge, you turn to the right and there's the stairs from the final finale of the Exorcist, where the priest flies out the window and falls down the stairs. It's right there. Maybe we'll do that, too. We won't fall down the stairs. You know, we'll go see it. But. But there's a lot of good happening in our country and the left is refusing to admit it. And like I said, this is why we need to overwhelm them with joy and patriotism. This is Cash Patel. Yesterday on. On Capitol Hill, an unprecedented drop in crime and drug deaths and all of this. We should celebrate this.
Cash Patel
Thank you. Under the Trump administration, this FBI has literally had a historic year.
Rob Carson
Year.
Cash Patel
We have 112 increase, 112% increase in violent offenders arrested last year alone. A 20% decrease in homicides. 20% decrease in robberies. We have disrupted 1800 criminal gangs. That's a 210% increase. We've seized enough fentanyl to kill 170 million Americans. That's a 31% increase. We have gone after the most vulnerable. Well, that should be playing in our society, protecting children. 490.
Rob Carson
Ryan, can you hear that?
Cash Patel
Increase in arrests on those that prey on our children. Online, we have located, found, and identified 6,200 missing kids. That's a 32 increase. We have this.
Rob Carson
Yeah. Found 6,200 missing kids, among other things. These are things that we should be celebrating every single day. We should be celebrating the fact that Southern border is closed. We should be celebrating the fact that, you know, we've gotten DEI out of schools, largely. We should celebrate the fact that our military is just kicking butt. Okay, I'm hearing that you cannot hear me. I don't know why that is. Guys, you should be able to hear me. All the buttons are pushed. I don't know what the deal is. You try that. Nope, that's not it. You try that right there. Okay. Well, you're here. Apparently, we have some issues on the stream. I don't know what the deal is, but every. All of my buttons are pushed properly. I'll just tell you that. I will just tell you that we should be celebrating all of these things, but we're not, because the left in our country is doing its level best to. To just wreck everything. It's. It's kind of sad. It's kind of sad. Oh, I got to share this. This is pretty funny. You know that guy, James Talarico is running for a senate. He beat Jasmine Crockett in Texas. He's. He is. He is a nut bag. What is Texas famous for? Oil cowboys and what? Barbecue. Right. This is James Talarigo, a couple years ago, wearing a Covid mask, espousing veganism.
James Talarico
We have, I think, heard more and more issues of animal welfare. I think not just because it's the right thing to do and the moral thing to do, but also it's, as all of you know, necessary to fight climate change. It is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption and that we try to.
Rob Carson
Yeah, that makes no sense at all. It doesn't work. It's nonsense. It's absolute crap. Nonsense. Cows don't cause climate change, you idiot animals. But you know what it is? You see they say that a beef Communists say it's bourgeoisie and the little people shouldn't be able to enjoy beef.
James Talarico
All aspects of society. And so I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non meat campaign.
Rob Carson
So we have listen to the voters there, a non meat campaign.
James Talarico
We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses.
Rob Carson
The only vegan.
Alex Barlow
So no pizza either. So he's running. This is Alex Barlow by the way Senate in Texas. This is 2022 by way this clip he's double masked here I think in. I'm sorry, 20. Yeah so this is like two years after the pandemic got going. He's still got the cloth mask on which never worked for a second. Well, he's speaking easily, socially distanced and he is saying no meat on the campaign. The home of barbecue in America.
Rob Carson
Yeah, there is, there is no chance this guy is going to win. The other day he was talking about how these old sound bites of him are going to be magnified and taken out of context. None of it is out of context. None of it is out of context. All of it is real and this guy is a woke idiot and he's not going to be elected in Texas. Let's take a break and come back. This was the Rob Carson Show.
Jim Gossett
Come on.
Rob Carson
Led Zeppelin. Talk to me. Oh man, Gen Z has really been impacted by Led Zeppelin. There's several bands. There's the band Feel Gratavon, Greta von Brettamon Fleet. I always think Greta Von Susterin, Greta Mon Fleet is, is very, very, very much impacted by, by Led Zeppelin and I just enjoy the music. I enjoy the music a lot. I started my Spotify by accident because you know, I listen to a lot of music and everything. You know, I listen to a lot of music because music is a gigantic part of my life. Gigantic part of my life. Did you watch any of this confirmation hearing with Mark Wade Mullen and Rand Paul yesterday? I haven't really talked about it a lot. Today Rand Paul was attacked on a lawn mower, remember that? By a crazy liberal. And Rand Paul thinks that Mark Wayne Mullen is a little too masculine maybe violent and all that stuff. Thinks he's violent. He's really not violent. But here is Mark Wayne Mullen yesterday talking to Rand Paul during the session and saying, yeah, you know, you're just here to assassinate my character.
Mark Wayne Mullen
Theoretically speaking, that's Sir, I get it. It's about character assassination for you. That's the way this game is played. I understand it. And you are making this about you, which is fine. But that doesn't keep me as a nation.
Rob Carson
When you were the one lauding the assault, who do you think started that character assassination? I'm just repeating what you have done in character assassination. I'm repeating your support for the assault. So that's somehow something I started.
Mark Wayne Mullen
No, sir, what I'm saying is you're adding a lot to it.
Rob Carson
There you go. That is it. I got. I'm not a big fan of Rand Paul anymore. Never really was that big a fan of Rand Paul. I'm really not now. Really, really not now. I mean, he's so libertarian that he's insane. And his dad, we had that too kind of there. Mark Wayne Mullen did talk about his dad, his son. Donald Trump helped save his son's life. And he said that when his son was going through this brain injury, Donald Trump was there as a friend. Donald Trump was there with his son. Donald Trump actually helped his son recover. He lost his composure yesterday too, by the way.
Mark Wayne Mullen
It's not about President Trump. It's about my son. So my son was a really world class athlete. And January 17th of 2020, which, mind you, was an election year, he had a really serious brain injury.
Rob Carson
I can't really get into playing the whole thing right now, but I can attest to Donald Trump and his amazing ability to connect with people. Even though, you know, like I told you this before, I got back from my mother's funeral and there was a note from Donald Trump to me personally. I'm sorry your mother Bonnie died. She must have been an amazing woman. And that's the way he is. That's the way he is. There's a story about. I'll have to get to it tomorrow. Congressman dying a terminal heart disease. Donald Trump stepped, says get Walter Reed involved. Stints, all of this stuff. Saved his life. Saved his life. So I give the band credit that's gonna do it for the show today, guys. Tomorrow, by the grace of God is finally Friday. God bless you, Donald Trump as he makes this country great again. Our military as they're kicking butt and taking names. And until tomorrow, do not catch the stupid. I love you guys. See ya.
Date: March 19, 2026
Host: Rob Carson
Featuring: Jim Gossett, Cash Patel, Benny Johnson, Elon Musk, John Fetterman, others
In this high-energy, humor-driven episode, Rob Carson dives into the intersection of politics, news, and culture, lampooning the news of the day while leveling sharp critiques at political figures and government programs. The episode’s primary themes include government corruption and fraud (with a deep focus on California’s “homeless industrial complex”), media falsehoods, and the political landscape around crime and social issues. Parody songs and candid moments punctuate the commentary, blending satire with serious issues.
“That means tens of thousands of lives saved. Democrats can’t stand that.” – Rob Carson (03:49)
“That is Jim Gossett. My God, it is brilliant, right? Isn’t he just brilliant?” – Rob Carson (07:14)
“He’s basically calling Nick Shirley a pedophile [...] What is wrong with you, you sleazy, greasy haired, veneered toothed joker. My God.” – Rob Carson (10:29)
“Do they not know that butterflies can fly? Do they not know you don’t need a bridge for butterflies? $114 million for this stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid bridge.” – Rob Carson (12:14)
"Their incentive structure is to maximize the number of drug zombies, not minimize it. That’s why they don’t arrest the drug dealers…" (15:21)
“Now all you need to do is graze the palms of a whole lot of Democrats and create an NGO or a homeless charity or whatever and just rake the money in.” – Rob Carson (27:30)
“All of this fraud is being uncovered. The opportunity now is to gut this from existence and punish people who've done it, including politicians.” (31:25)
Rob’s signature blend of biting satire, blunt invective, and rapid-fire humor runs throughout the episode. Music parodies, pointed analogies (“a bumper crop of stupid in your silo”), and cultural commentary deliver an entertaining, if relentless, conservative critique of U.S. governance and media in 2026. Guest voices such as Jim Gossett (satire), Cash Patel (policy), and Benny Johnson (investigative commentary) provide diverse perspectives within Rob’s irreverent framework.
This episode of The Rob Carson Show barrels through topics ranging from deadly serious (drug overdoses, government fraud, homelessness) to the absurd (wildlife bridges for flying creatures, music parodies lampooning Iranian leadership), all delivered with unapologetic sarcasm and a populist-conservative bent. Despite the relentless criticism and comedic evisceration of political figures and policies, Rob ultimately sees reasons for hope as recent fraud disclosures and positive crime trends offer an opportunity to clean house and celebrate progress. The audience leaves both entertained and informed, with a clear sense of the Rob Carson Show’s unique position in the talk radio landscape.