Ceasefire Chaos & Combover Conspiracies

Summary

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The Rob Carson Show

Episode: Ceasefire Chaos & Combover Conspiracies

Date: April 9, 2026
Host: Rob Carson
Guests: Michael Charbonne (The Charbonne Report), Soundbites from J.D. Vance, Chris Murphy, Bradley Cooper, White House spokespeople, Trey Yanks, Leah Gazan, Paul Morrow.

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Overview

This episode of The Rob Carson Show dives into the ongoing Iran-U.S. standoff, dissecting the recent ceasefire, media narratives, and political fallout. Rob, in his trademark humorous and irreverent style, lampoons mainstream media coverage and the Democratic Party’s response, skewers conspiracy figures like Alex Jones, and explores culture war tangents including Canadian politics, gender acronyms, and the government's cricket-protein experiment. The show’s tone oscillates between biting satire and genuine outrage, offering both commentary and parody on current events.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Iran Ceasefire and Media Reactions

• Ceasefire Update and Critique of Coverage

  • Rob opens with scorn for how media covered Trump’s confrontational stance on Iran, suggesting left-leaning outlets misrepresented the situation (00:57–03:05).

  • The ceasefire, while a diplomatic breakthrough, is painted as fragile due to Iranian backsliding on commitments and media manipulation.

  • Rob asserts that liberal critics are more interested in attacking Trump than in pursuing actual world peace.

    “The left is more interested in trusting Trump than they are about world peace. It’s actually remarkable. It’s like a medical talent to be able to shove your head up your own rear so far that you don’t even see how ridiculous you look.”
    — Rob Carson (01:43)

• Song Parody on the Ceasefire

  • Jim Gossett delivers a musical send-up about the unreliability of the Iranian ceasefire, lampooning the situation (02:19–03:05).

• On-the-Ground Context: Trey Yanks Report

  • Trey details how Iran starts undermining agreements almost immediately, casting doubt on the ceasefire’s viability; Rob responds with derision toward Iranian leadership (03:09–04:25).

    "If the Iranians continue to go back on these commitments… we are likely looking at a situation where the region returns to war."
    — Trey Yanks (04:09)

• Strategic Military Successes, Democratic Critique

  • Rob lists U.S. campaign accomplishments: destruction of Iran’s military assets with minimal American casualties.

  • Democrats, namely Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, claim the success is overstated and that the ceasefire is insufficient (08:12–10:18).

    "We were able to do it in six weeks, and we were able to do it with fewer deaths than during military training exercises in a single year."
    — Rob Carson (11:14)

2. Combating Media and Political Narratives

• Media Echoes of Iranian Propaganda

  • Rob and Michael Charbonne lambast U.S. media and Democrats for repeating Iran's propaganda, comparing it to historical moments of journalistic malfeasance (15:04–16:09).

  • Chris Murphy is mocked for his criticisms and hair:

    "Chris Murphy, who has a bad comb over. I mean, the worst comb over. Dude, let it go."
    — Rob Carson (15:20)

  • J.D. Vance emphasizes the confusion caused by competing "10 point proposals" from Iran and media’s failure to clarify facts (18:43–19:48).

• Polarization and Purging within the GOP

  • Rob celebrates the marginalization of personalities like Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson from mainstream conservatism, calling them “nut bag supreme” (05:28–06:45, 38:42).

    "He should go live in a hut in the middle of the jungle like Ted Kaczynski, and do his little podcast."
    — Rob Carson on Alex Jones (06:06)

3. Cultural and Political Satire

• Canadian Media & Policy: Charbonne Segment

  • Michael Charbonne calls out Canadian media monopolies and the absence of conservative viewpoints (23:06–30:55).

  • Discussion of Canada’s state-backed cricket protein project, lampooned as a waste and emblematic of flawed progressive ideals (35:44–37:36).

    "So the Canadian government descends to give them 8 million bucks, and then by 2022, they've got 35 million. They're raising crickets because they want to eat crickets."
    — Michael Charbonne (35:44)

• Expanding Gender Acronyms and Identity Politics

  • The ever-lengthening LGBTQ+ acronym and Canada’s governmental emphasis on gender diversity is mocked relentlessly—presented as evidence of out-of-touch progressivism (32:08–34:48).

    "When the acronym becomes longer than the group, then you got a problem."
    — Rob Carson (33:53)

4. Moral Arguments and Historical Perspective

• Arguing Morality in Warfare

  • Guest Paul Morrow (via soundbite) and Rob argue that Iran’s theocratic regime, not the U.S., destroyed Persian civilization, and that Western media ignores the regime's abuses (26:58–27:50).

    "You know who really ended the Persian civilization? The mullahs. They had a beautiful thing going until the Islamic revolution. The media thinks Trump’s the bad guy."
    — Paul Morrow (26:58)

• Failure of Activist Groups to Speak Up

  • Michael Charbonne and Rob bemoan the silence of Western advocacy groups regarding Iran’s human rights abuses, suggesting political loyalty trumps authentic activism (27:50–28:34).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Media Narrative:

  "It is as bad as... the New York Times that reported that Joseph Stalin... was starving people to death and they were like, oh no, the people are eating well in Russia."
  — Rob Carson (15:04)

• On U.S. Military Achievements:

  "Over 38 days of major combat operation, the Joint Force achieved the military objectives as defined by the President."
  — Bradley Cooper (09:32)

• On Canada’s Cricket-Farming Scheme:

  "It's been released that the whole thing cost $44 million. Guess who paid? You guys, Canadian taxpayer, Rob."
  — Michael Charbonne (36:24)

• On Identity Politics:

  "The ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQIA plus… This is abhorrent."
  — Leah Gazan (32:08)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:57–04:25: Rob’s take on media, Trump, and the Iran ceasefire (intro, song parody, Trey Yanks report)
• 04:25–07:34: Mocking left-wing reactions, Democratic claims, operation summary
• 08:12–12:39: Military campaign success, critique of Democratic narrative, in-depth military statistics
• 14:36–16:09: White House spokesperson sets record straight about the “10 point plan”
• 18:43–19:48: J.D. Vance on Iran proposal confusion, media errors
• 23:06–30:55: Conversation with Michael Charbonne on Canadian media, U.S. media, and activism
• 32:08–34:48: Satire about evolving gender acronyms, Canadian woke politics
• 35:44–37:36: Canadian government’s failed cricket protein project
• 38:05–38:42: Revisiting the destruction of Persian civilization, generational change in Iran

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Conclusion

This episode brings Rob’s signature blend of bombastic satire, cultural commentary, and sharply partisan analysis. With a focus on the Iran ceasefire, disinformation in media coverage, and the culture war on both sides of the border, Rob Carson exposes what he sees as hypocrisy and incompetence in left-wing politics and mainstream journalism. Special attention is given to the problems with echo chambers, the manipulation of narratives, and the comedic excesses of progressive social policy.

For listeners who missed the episode, the summary covers all the major arguments, the most entertaining moments, and the pointed critiques—delivered in the show’s original, unapologetic tone.

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Transcript

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[Michael Charbonne]

Hold it now.

[Rob Carson]

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T minus one day till Friday. How you doing? I think I'm gonna start off the show with the the wise words of Carl Higby from Newsmax.

But I also want to address how stupid, how biblically stupid the majority of coverage has been on this whole thing in the last 24 hours. Right after Trump sent out this, like, gangster truth about the elimination of an entire civilization. Every lib rushed to the camera. No, we have to stop. We have to have a peace deal.

The only way we're going to get out of this is to have some kind of diplomatic solution.

What I'm hopeful of is that some negotiation is going on that can get

[Michael Charbonne]

a ceasefire and end this war.

[Rob Carson]

They were having a negotiation with the Iranians. They just cut it off. And the next day, you know, know we're doing airstrikes into Iran.

We need to end this war now. We need an immediate cease fire. Iran, Israel and the United States need to stop bombing and have a negotiated settlement.

Now we kind of got that.

These people will literally never be happy. This is what I'm saying. The left is more interested in trusting Trump than they are about world peace. It's actually remarkable. It's like a medical talent to be able to shove your head up your own rear so far that you don't even see how ridiculous you look.

There you go. That is a mic drop from Carl Higby on this Thursday. And here's Jim Gossett on the Rob Carson Show.

I got a randomly. They knew they were on the brink.

Yeah, we kicked their butts.

Destruction they did not desire.

No, they didn't, but they certainly got it.

Agree to a total ceasefire. Take it away. Johnny granted them a two week ceasefire.

If they buy

that will raise Trump's ire.

And the bomb.

And resumes. With no ceasefire.

With no ceasefire.

Bring it home, Mr. President. New peace plan is on the table.

[J.D. Vance]

Yep.

[Rob Carson]

Iran must prove that it is able to honor it or no Ceasefire or no ceasefire.

There you go.

Yeah. Or no ceasefire.

Apparently they're not doing a very good job of cease fire.

[Michael Charbonne]

Firing.

[Rob Carson]

Here is a Trey Yanks right now.

[Trey Yanks]

We're in a two week cease fire. This is not necessarily the end of Operation Epic Fury. It's a chance at an off ramp. But already the Iranians are starting to go back.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, please.

[Trey Yanks]

On the agreements that they made and these commitments they made to American negotiators to temporarily end this conflict. Yesterday we heard the speaker of Iran's parliament saying that the issue of enriched uranium will be something that the Iranians will maintain.

[Rob Carson]

No, that's, that's not going to happen.

[Trey Yanks]

We also heard President Trump yesterday saying that the Iranians have agreed to work with the Americans to allow an operation inside of Iran to dig up and get rid of the enriched uranium. And so there's still a major disconnect there. And today there was a major statement from the atomic chief in Iran who

[Rob Carson]

said the atomic chief

[Trey Yanks]

said the enemy, quote, won't succeed in restricting Iran's enrichment program. And again, at this point, the Iranians do not look serious.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, I love their just arrogance and hubris. And I cannot wait for Bridge and power Plant Day 2.0.

[Trey Yanks]

Their efforts to reach an agreement with the United States and so this weekend will be incredibly consequential. And if the Iranians continue to go back on these commitments that they made to the Americans as it relates to enriched uranium and also access in the Strait of Hormuz, we are likely looking at a situation where the region returns to war.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, good. And that's what we need to do because the, the people in charge there, these, these seventh century throwbacks, followers of Sharia law, need to be wiped the hell out. They need to be wiped the hell out. And I think it's actually kind of a gift from God. And I do mean this. A gift from God that they are so arrogant and so f. And so proud that they will seal their own doom. So there you go. Bravo. Yay. But it doesn't help when the American media lies. Yesterday there were a host of people in Cuda, including Chris Murphy, who parroted the 10 points that the Iranian regime said that we had agreed to. It was a frickin lie. It was a fricking lie. And he literally, he quoted it on tv, goes, oh, yeah, Donald Trump says that they're going to be able to keep their enriched uranium. No, that's what Iran said. I mean, honestly, this, it's so bad. This, this is the worst I've Ever seen. We have a Confederate Democrat Party. We have a media that is a propaganda arm of, of Iran and other governments against the United States of America. It is utterly, utterly ridiculous. And then you add nut bags like, like Alex Jones. Alex Jones. I mean, listen, I, I, I don't think I've ever really defended him, but he is a nut bag supreme. He always has been a nut bag supreme. And he thinks that people are going to follow him rather than support this president. And he's doing a great job. Same goes with Tucker Carlson. To hell with both of them, honestly. Nut bag. You've always been a nut bag. You know, I mean, you've always looked like a fool. You know, sometimes you're occasionally Right, Alex Jones. But generally you're just a nut. You should go live in a, in a, in a, in a hut in the middle of the jungle like Ted Kaczynski did, and, and do your little podcast from out there. Oh, he's a big deal. He made a lot of money. Well, yeah, he made a lot of money. He also lost a lot of money because he lied about some, some ch. Children who were murdered. I mean, honestly, just, just a, insane fool. And I'm glad actually, that the, and it's really not the MAGA movement, it's actually just part of the Republican Party that is purging itself from the MAGA movement. So I'm glad to have them gone because the rest of us aren't going anywhere. Here is a little montage. On Sunday, the, the Democrats were freaking out because Donald Trump was gonna, was going to wipe out the Iranian civilization and, and culture, even though the Ayatollah did that in 1978. And also the culture we're trying to eliminate wants us dead and calls us the Great Satan and wants us removed from the earth. So there is that. There is, there is that. And then, of course, they screech and scream and they say that there's, you know, Donald Trump, by threatening these people, is not going to get them the table to consider a ceasefire and opening the Straits of Hormuz. And then what happens? Yesterday they agree to a ceasefire in the opening of Hormuz. So Donald Trump went from tyrant to Taco. And Taco is, you know, they think that Donald Trump, you know, he talks a big game, but he never follows through, which is an absolute lie. He always follows through. Donald Trump just caved, backing down from his fake deadline.

[Michael Charbonne]

No.

[Rob Carson]

All day today, everyone, most notably the people of Iran, were wondering if their civilization was going to die tonight. Well, good news. It Didn't. It was the Taco Tuesday of all Taco Tuesdays.

[Bradley Cooper]

And very obvious for the last few

[Rob Carson]

days that the President was looking for an off ramp.

[White House Spokesperson]

The Taco Trump always chickens out.

[Rob Carson]

Why would we look for an off ramp when we were kicking their asses? Why would we need an off ramp when we have annihilated their military, Their navy is underwater. Why would we capitulate when their nuclear program is buried under tens of thousands of tons of rubble? Why would we do that?

[White House Spokesperson]

Syndrome.

[Chris Murphy]

We just can't accept a President who is literally promising to destroy an entire civilization, murder hundreds of thousands.

[Rob Carson]

No, that's not true. It wasn't going to murder hundreds of thousands. That's an absolute lie. They were going to go after strategic

[Chris Murphy]

targets of innocent human beings. That alone should be.

[Rob Carson]

That's Chris Murphy. He is a lying scumbag.

[Chris Murphy]

Grounds for the removal of this president.

[Rob Carson]

Oh yeah, there you go. Now it's, it's, by the way, its impeachment. Earlier it was 25th amendment. On Monday it was 25th amendment, Tuesday, Wednesday it changed to impeachment. And they, by the way, when Donald Trump was president, the last four years, they did the same thing.

[Chris Murphy]

But he thinks, I guess, that the threat of mass scale war crimes has achieved some success.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, yeah, we, we've actually reached a lot of, a lot of success actually. Here is, here is Bradley Cooper talking about our success.

[Bradley Cooper]

On February 28, the President United States ordered the Joint Force to execute Operation Epic Fury with the direct direction to accomplish three distinct military Destroy Iran's ballistic missile and drone. Drone capabilities.

[Rob Carson]

Check.

[Bradley Cooper]

Destroy the Iranian navy and destroy their defense industrial base to ensure that Iran cannot reconstitute the ability to project power outside their borders.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bradley Cooper]

They, over the course of 38 days of major combat operation, the Joint Force achieved the military objectives as defined by the President.

[Rob Carson]

There you go. That is pretty amazing actually. And it actually happened. And that's actually true, believe it or not. But Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, who lie about everything and literally have been doing this. The Democrat Party has been doing this for 10 years now and it's only gotten worse. Their temper tantrum has only gotten worse. And here is Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer claiming falsely that we've really failed. The two week ceasefire is insufficient. We need a permanent end to Donald Trump's reckless war of choice.

Gas prices, worse shape.

[Michael Charbonne]

Iran's nuclear ambition, we're in worse shape.

[Rob Carson]

American credibility, we're in worse shape. This war, this war is a colossal Failure.

There you go. There they are. They're whizzing on the accomplishments of our troop. They started that on day one. Normally you'd be like ticker tape parade for our troops because they did, did such a great job. But our Democrat Party are so political and so hateful of Donald Trump that they have done nothing but malign the actions of our military. You military members, I hope you realize this. I hope you recognize that this Democrat Party feminized and ruined the military. Nothing wrong with being a girl. But you know, honestly, what they did with, I don't know, men in dresses in charge and whatnot and woke ad campaigns destroyed the military. We come in here, we've got a Department of War now, and that's run by a guy who actually knows what he's doing. Pete Hegs. And they made you great again. They made you great again. And you have performed nearly flawlessly. Nearly. I mean, I would say flawlessly. Flawlessly. In a campaign. The greatest military campaign, the most overwhelmingly successful and overpowering military campaign in history that would have taken years for anyone else to do against the country of Iran with tens of thousands of casualties. We were able to do it in six weeks and we were able to do it with fewer deaths than during military training exercises in a single year.

[Bradley Cooper]

And perhaps most importantly, we've destroyed Iran's defense industrial base. We did their ability to reconstitute those capabilities for years to come. We attacked, along with our partners, approximately 90% of their weapons factories.

[Rob Carson]

Wow.

[Bradley Cooper]

Every factor.

[Rob Carson]

I think that Chuck Schumer said that

[Bradley Cooper]

was a fail factory that produced Shahid one way attack drones was struck. Every factory that produces the guidance systems that go into those.

[Rob Carson]

Hakeem Jeffries said that was a fatal.

[Bradley Cooper]

Drones were struck. Their missile defense industrial bases shattered.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, definitely fail.

[Bradley Cooper]

More than 80% of their missile facilities gone.

[Rob Carson]

Gee, what an awful failure.

[Bradley Cooper]

As well as their solid rocket motor super, super faceplant production capability. It will take years for Iran to rebuild any major surface combatants.

[Rob Carson]

Somebody call Alex Jones. That we've really failed.

[Bradley Cooper]

More than 20 naval production and fabrication facilities have been damaged or destroyed. And nearly 80% of Iran's nuclear industrial base was hit, further degrading their attempts to attain a nuclear weapon.

[Rob Carson]

And on day one, we killed their. Their supreme leader and made his. A couple days later, made his cardboard cutout sun into powder. So there you go. Other than that, it's been a complete failure. Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones. You're, you're, you're. No, you're actually nut. All right, we got a lot coming up on the show today, including Blaine Holt's gonna join us. It is Thursday and Michael Charbon is gonna be joining us from Canada. Oh, there's some bad guano crazy crap coming up in Canada, I gotta tell you. You better be ready. This is extreme nuts kind of stuff coming out of Canada. That's at the bottom of the hour. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey guys, it's Carson. I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here because I've been sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington, D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the sponge in your sink. Ghost bed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghostbed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging, it's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed, you get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back risk free. Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10% off. Go to Ghostbed.com Carson use promo code Carson. That's Ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are gonna love your new Ghostbed.

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[White House Spokesperson]

I've seen a lot of inaccurate coverage today from the media about these negotiations and these plans already. So let me be clear and correct the record. The Iranians originally put forward a 10 point plan that was fundamentally unserious, unacceptable and completely discarded. It was literally thrown in the garbage by President Trump and his negotiating team. Many outlets in this room have falsely reported on that plan as being acceptable to the United States. And that is false.

[Rob Carson]

That is really bad. That the American media complex would take the talking points of Iran and make it into some sort of acceptable terms that the White House accepts honestly. It is. It is as bad as I think. It wasn't the New York Times that reported that Joseph Stalin, a glowing report on Joseph Stalin when he was starving people to death and they were like, oh no, the people are eating well in Russia. It really is remarkable. It's like Time magazine making Hitler the man of the year. It's that kind of. It's that kind of pathos. Chris Murphy, who has a bad comb over. I mean, the worst comb over. Dude, let it go. Or take some of the stuff that I do because it really works well. But anyway, here is Chris Murphy. Yesterday, again, I said this, and I was laughing about it because he was quoting the Iranians. Okay, he was quoting the Iranians.

[Chris Murphy]

But if you accept even part of the Iranian statement.

[Rob Carson]

No, you can't, you see, because they lie, you idiot. With a bad comb over.

[Chris Murphy]

Donald Trump has agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz.

[Rob Carson]

No, that was a lie. That's what they said, but it was a lie, you see, because they're the Iranians and they lie.

[Chris Murphy]

That is extraordinary. If you go deeper into the statement from the Iranian National Security Council,

[Rob Carson]

If you go deeper into the statement from the Iranian National Security Council, you know, the same Security Council that says the car, the Ayatollah, the gay Ayatollah is still alive. When they presented him as a cardboard cutout without any clothes, just the head glued onto the cardboard cutout, didn't even put an outfit on him, for God's sake. Did your little sister have one of those things when you were a little kid where have the little magnetic doll, you know, whatever, silhouette, and they just tack the clothes on? Yeah, they could have done that.

[Chris Murphy]

They claim that Trump has also agreed to Iran's right to enrichment.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, there you go. Okay. Well, if the Iranian regime insists, then obviously Donald Trump is capitulating after destroying 90% of their military industrial base, to

[Chris Murphy]

suspend all sanctions against Iran.

[Rob Carson]

We're going to go ahead and suspend, and you can take our word for it. Donald Trump, he has said that he will bend over and take it from

[Chris Murphy]

us and to allow Iran to keep their missile program, their drone program, and their nuclear.

[Michael Charbonne]

Sure.

[Rob Carson]

And also buy them a unicorn. Find a unicorn and give it to him. Here's Caroline Levitt basically saying, you know what? You are so freaking absurd, you just can't be taken seriously.

[White House Spokesperson]

The president's red lines, namely the end of Iranian enrichment in Iran, have not changed. And the idea that President Trump would ever accept an Iranian wish list as a deal is completely.

[Rob Carson]

Well, that's not what Chris Comb over Murphy and the Iranian regime said.

[White House Spokesperson]

Absurd. The President will only make a deal that serves in the best interests of the United States of America. And he, as a negotiating team, will focus on this effort over the next two weeks, so long as the Strait of Hormuz remains open with no limitations or delays. These extraordinarily sensitive and complex. Complex negotiations will take place behind closed doors over the course of the next two weeks. I would strongly advise the media against running with narratives that have no basis in fact. What Iran says publicly or feeds to all of you in the press is much different than what they communicate to the United States. The President and his team privately never underestimate.

[Rob Carson]

That's the steps that, you know, Chris Murphy with the bad comb over gobbled up like a little bird.

[White House Spokesperson]

President Trump's ability to successfully advance America's interest, interests and broker peace.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, here is J.D. vance yesterday. He was a brilliant little presser by Air Force Two. Talking about it is important for the media to be honest and they're not doing that.

[J.D. Vance]

I think it's very important for the American media to be honest with the American people on this particular issue because it affects not just, you know, the normal issues of public policy, it actually affects peace and war. Here's what I mean. So in the past, past couple of days, I've seen a lot of reporting from the American Media about the 10 point proposal that the Iranians have made. Now, as I know, because I've been involved in this, there are three different 10 point proposals at least that I've seen floating around. The first 10 point proposal was something that was submitted and we think frankly was probably written by Chat GPT. That was submitted to Steve Wyckoff and Jared Kushner that immediately.

[Rob Carson]

That was, that was the one, I think that Chris Badcombe from Murphy read

[J.D. Vance]

the garbage and was rejected. There was a second 10 point proposal that was much more reasonable that was based on some back and forth between us, between the Pakistanis and between the Iranians. That is the 10 point proposal that the President was referencing in its truth yesterday. And then frankly, I've seen a third 10 point proposal that's even more maximalist than the first 10 point proposal that's been floating around various social media.

[Rob Carson]

And of course the Democrat Party gobbled that the hell up because that's how they are. Honestly, it is, it is just utterly, utterly ridiculous that they would eat their propaganda after our military does an outstanding job, just did a really outstanding job. Our military kick butt and taking some names and they just, it's whizzing on the efforts of our military. By the way, I want to mention, have you gone to travelwithrob.net we're doing this big trip, October 25th through the 29th. Five days, four nights tour of the US Capitol Building, Arlington National Cemetery, changing the guard, the National Mall, the museums, the Lincoln Memorial, the Washington Memorial, the war memorials, all of that. We're going to have a hell of a time. Luxury, premium hotel accommodations, four nights, heart of DC Six meals, ground transportation guides and gratuities. And I'm throwing myself in for free. I will be here at your disposal. We're gonna have a great time. Space is limited. Don't wait. Travelwithrob.net travelwithrob.net or you can call this number, 8003-8331-3180-0383-3131. Donald Trump is the president. It's the 250th anniversary of our country's birth and America is kicking butt and taking names around the world. Book your trip so you can join me this fall, will ya? Travelwithrob.net Michael Charbone joins us next. Things have just gone off the rails in Canada and also their dream of crickets as food is going into the garbage as well. That's coming up, so don't go anywhere. Hey guys, it's Carson. I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here because I've been sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington, D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the sponge in your sink. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghost bed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging, it's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed, you get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back risk free. Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10% off. Go to Ghostbed.com Carson use promo code Carson. That's Ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are gonna love your new ghost bed. It's a beauty. Way to go. Ladies and gentlemen, we are the only radio program maybe worldwide that has this song still on the air from Bob and Mike McKenzie way back from the 1980s. And we use it to introduce the one and only Michael Charbonne, the host of the Charbonne Report, also Newsmax personality coming from Canada, Michael Charbonne. How are you today?

[Michael Charbonne]

You know it's an honor to be on with you, Rob, and your nationally syndicated radio listeners on Thursdays as well as streaming live of course on the Newsmax app for the great Rob Carson show. Listen to you, watch you, you're doing a great job. You stole my thunder and you're opening those. What we're talking about, all this business about MSNBC and CNN can't even get talking points and saying that the American government, the most powerful military in the world, doesn't have a plan.

[Rob Carson]

I mean it was just remarkable. It really is. It would be like taking Hitler's talking points and you know, during the battle of the bomb and saying that, oh yeah, we're really kicking Americans ass utterly, utterly. For the, for the Chris Murphy Badcombe over Murphy and the Democrat Party to take the talking points from Iran. That said, oh yeah, Donald Trump has accepted all of our 10 point proposal, including we will be able to enrich uranium and we will be able to have an. I mean really. And they did it and they gobbled it up and they, it's, they're doing so much damage to themselves in the meantime.

[Michael Charbonne]

You know, there were certain other countries that would say that that kind of talk and action is actually siding with the enemy. This is the same regime. It's the same regime in 1979 when, when this Islamic radical government took over. There was like 100,000 women who were protesting because they were going to force them to wear head coverings. And it's been reported that five snipers were put in high areas and were shooting women in the head covered. And you wonder why people in Iran who have no guns have not been standing up and trying to go against the army. I mean, what was it three months ago, Rob, that it was 35, 45,000 people that were shot and killed. I mean, this is the same people that would give a woman 75 lashes and make her disappear for not wearing a hijab.

[Rob Carson]

Rob, they really have, they've really sold their souls. They've sold their souls. They've given up all sense of decency. I've said that if Donald Trump cured cancer, cancer, they'd say what has cancer done to you? And I'm not kidding that that's not a stretch. If Donald Trump came up and then, and you know, working with the HHS and all that, came up with a cure for cancer, they'd find out a way to make it negative. Like, you know, oncology is a degree and there are hospitals that cure cancer and you're putting them out of business

[Michael Charbonne]

and they take one word or one sentence. The we all understand that Donald Trump is a little bodacious. He brags a bit, he's a bit of a bully. And we understand that that may not be presidential to what some people naturally expect. But here's the situation when he's basically saying he's gonna send them back into the dark ages and eliminate nationality or country. He's not talking about exterminating people. He's about eliminating the tools, energy, electricity and bridges. Trans means they're going to go back to the horse and buggy because those bridges don't exist. But the media takes that one line and goes, oh, my God, we've never had it. We've got to take them out.

[Rob Carson]

And the last thing you'd want to do is destroy a regime that wants all of us dead and calls us the Great Satan. I mean, honestly, what the hell is wrong with your heads? Now? I said, you know, Donald Trump, he is an MMA fighter. At the weigh in, he's standing there looking at you in the face. And he's not a bully, by the way. He is this way because he has been attacked 97% of the time negatively the last 10 years. He's given it right back. But I said, when Donald Trump said, we are going to destroy your civilization and your culture, I want you. And this is something I said Monday, I said, that happened in 1978. Here's Paul Morrow, who I really enjoyed his commentary lately on what I said.

[Paul Morrow]

Paul Morrow made the point on the five. You know who really ended the Persian civilization? The mullahs. They had a beautiful thing going on until the Islamic revolution. The media thinks Trump's the bad guy. And the mullahs who slaughter protesters and use kids as human shields, they have the moral high ground.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, and here's Morrow, in his words himself, actually saying that Paul Morrow made

[Paul Morrow]

the point on the five.

[Rob Carson]

That's the wrong sound bite, but you get my point. The ayatollahs destroyed the Persian culture, wiped out all of the museums, wiped out, took all the rights of women away, erased all of the advances that the women had made, got rid of the arts and sciences essentially, and has been nothing but a mouthpiece for terrorism worldwide. Women wearing hijabs, men being able to marry nine year olds, and that's it. So the culture and civilization was wiped out by the ayatollah.

[Michael Charbonne]

Where are all the women's groups? Where are all these people who. The naacp, the, the, the, the, the groups that are all so much for making us accountable for what are norms and what supposedly are bad things that we do in North America. Where, where are they?

[Rob Carson]

It's because those groups put politics first. They wear the guise of being feminist, they wear the guise of services. There are Jewish people who are pro Palestinian. They put the party before their purpose or their belief system. So it's a ruse. They abandoned it as soon as, as soon as, you know, they're challenged, you know, with, with, with truth.

[Michael Charbonne]

But I, I just, I come back to the point that I think America really has to stand up and realize that some of your media are perpetually in the other team's bank and always trying to make things look like it's worse and reporting, as you said, propaganda from the enemy. I mean, in other timing, freedom of speech goes so far, but someone's got to start calling that out. And I think there has to be a fact checker which really comes back and starts talking about what effect that has. And the other reason I want to say that is, for example, in Canada we have what's called basic cable. CNN is a must carry. So every Canadian gets cnn, every Canadian does not get Newsmax, Every Canadian does not get Fox News. Those are the two pillars of conservative opinion. So if you're a Canadian and all you see is CNN and Ms. Now that's the only filter that you have of American news. So that's perceived as being the truth.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, well, it was that way in America forever. But unfortunately, unfortunately we've gotten past it. I will say something I'm not so crazy about, a fact checker because you know, that means some sort of a czar, that means some sort of a department. What I am in favor of is when networks do like they're doing here, if they're an over the air broadcast network, they have their license removed. And Donald Trump has been talking about possibly ABC doing that. If you spew the propaganda of the enemy on your airweaves, you should lose your license. That's it. That's all. That's that. As far as the Internet is concerned. Now, as far as cable is concerned, those are paid for so people can watch whatever they want and you can choose to watch them or not, or subscribe to them or not. But I do understand where you're coming from with regard to Canada, you know, and there fortunately are a few of us who were able to look at this for what it really is. Unfortunately there are those like many Canadians who, you know, get gobble up the pablum that is offered them because they're not offered the choice of say Newsmax or whatever Michael Sharbot Go ahead.

[Michael Charbonne]

They don't know anything different, Rob. They're not giving the other object. You start to talk to people. Did you know they're going. I didn't know that. I watched CNN blatantly take it. It's not Pablo. I think that's derogatory in the sense if that's all you're given to eat, that's what you eat.

[Rob Carson]

Well, aren't there alternatives? Cannot you find them in Canada? Is there not an interweb in Canada?

[Michael Charbonne]

Yeah, but come on, Rob. We're all lazy. We're all on our iPad. We are. We watch what's convenient.

[Chris Murphy]

Come on.

[Rob Carson]

I know, I know.

[Michael Charbonne]

It's the same thing.

[Rob Carson]

All right, well, listen, I've got a bunch I want to get to, including this new 2S sub working group that acknowledges not just LGBTQIA plus. Oh, no. Oh, no. That got a whole lot longer. We're going to share it on the other side of the. It's. It's. And we're also going to talk about the. The. The attempt to feed crickets to Canadians is. Is not being well received. All of that is coming up. More with Michael Charbon on the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere.

[Leah Gazan]

When the budget was released, I was shocked to find out that Prime Minister Carney is cutting $7 billion between Indigenous services Canada and Crown Indigenous relations.

[Rob Carson]

Gotcha.

[Leah Gazan]

They provided zero dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQIA plus. This is up.

[Rob Carson]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. I got. I got to hear that again because I don't even know who the hell I'm rooting for right now.

[Leah Gazan]

Deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWTBTQIA plus. This is abhorrent.

[Rob Carson]

Okay, now we've just reached critical. Stupid Michael Sharma. We were. I mean, that. That is Leah Gazan for the New Democrat Party up there. And that's the new. The new classification of people, I guess.

[Michael Charbonne]

Yeah. They have to add more letters because everybody was getting too used to the LGBTQ. 2, 4, 5. And your multiplication. You know, I. I think we. I think we really have to stay to fact here. That a nebulous 3% of the population. Some say it's 5% because if you had 2% of people who were bi. That means they swing both ways. Either way. Whatever. Whatever fills your boot, as they say in Newfoundland. 3% of the population. 3% of the population. So 97% of the other folks have to adjust. 3%. I'm sorry.

[Rob Carson]

No, no, no. You need to listen to this. Michael, you are, you are just really wrong here. The Truth and Reconciliation Commission of Canada, which doesn't sound subvi at all, says that further colonialism has entailed the imposition of western gender norms on the Indian act, residential schools and other colonial systems. The 2S working group identified a need to develop a two spirit specific gender based analysis tool to ensure the realities are two spirit and indy. Queer relatives are reflected and fully incorporated into this action plan and to address the excl and a missed opportunity to describe the imposition of binary gender identities on the indigenous indigenous people.

[Michael Charbonne]

Stop.

[Rob Carson]

Rob, you're just so full of it. You're just so full of it.

[Michael Charbonne]

Don't say that. You're confusing people.

[Rob Carson]

You know, when the acronym becomes longer than the group, then you got a problem.

[Michael Charbonne]

No, every second word you got to look up in the dictionary and say what does that mean?

[Rob Carson]

Because it's faculty lounge gobbledygos.

[Michael Charbonne]

No, unfortunately it's the cat owning Karens who believe that they have to stand up for every. You know, unfortunately when you walk, you step on ants. You don't necessarily do it because you want to kill animal species, but you kill ants because we walk. The reality is it is outside of what 97% of the rest of the population considers as unless norm we have in this society by the grace of North America says, hey, if that's your thing, man, where as long as you do your thing, you don't affect anybody else. If that's what you have to do, we're going to respect you because we're not going to tell you what you can and we're not going to throw you off a roof either.

[Rob Carson]

Well, you've just offended all members of

[Leah Gazan]

the deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIW G2SLGBTQIA plus this is abhorrent.

[Rob Carson]

You, you guys in the MMI, the LGBQ RSDU. You, you just, you, you hate mail to Michael Sharpone.

[Michael Charbonne]

You know, it's very disappointing. I think you want to know what There was a point in years back and exists in many countries where there is discrimination and there is harm. North America is the most embracing, gracious, accepting people in the world and to have a statement like that read is disgusting.

[Rob Carson]

And well, it's a, it's all a part of rectum. I mean victim culture, that's what it is. Oh, let's move on. You were talking about stepping on ants. Ottawa's big bet on the world's largest cricket farm ran into a simple problem. The yuck factory. So they wanted to make protein bars out of crickets. Tell us about this.

[Michael Charbonne]

Yeah, so the government said we're gonna, we're gonna give them $8 million to develop during the Trudeau regime. So you can see him and Katie Parrot, Carrie Kim and Katy Perry are sucking both ends of a cricket. I mean, so the Canadian government descends to give them 8 million bucks, and then by 2022, they've got 35 million. They're raising credits because they want to eat crickets. You know, it's a replacement. And here we are in 2025. It's been released that the whole thing cost $44 million. Guess who paid you guys? Canadian taxpayer, Rob.

[Rob Carson]

Of course. Of course, of course. Well, you know, this is, they, they're making cricket flour. This is part of the, the, the, the bourgeois. They, they, they eat the filet mignon and they think that you little people can eat the, the crumbs and, and if you have to eat bugs, that you got to eat bugs. They want to come up with a real cheap alternative so the masses can eat, you know, garbage and, and they can feast on foie. Grasp athletes, do things. It's just it, Rob.

[Michael Charbonne]

You know what they keep forgetting, though? To produce this stuff, you have to have chemically engineered stuff, flavor enhancers, emulsifiers, and all this process stuff. And here we are saying we gotta get away from chemically producing over process. So let's grow a cricket because no one wants to eat it because it looks ugly. We'll. We'll kill it and dry it and ground it up and, and add stuff to make it taste like filet mignon. That costs more is worse for you. But goodness, you're going to feel better, aren't you?

[Rob Carson]

Well, it's the same way with the fake meat. The fake meat thing that was there for a while, we all discovered that it was actually much, much worse for you than eating regular meat. It's remarkable. Michael Charbone. We have to go. My friend. Do you, my good friend, tell everybody where they can find your. Your Gloria Charbonne report and your work on the social media?

[Michael Charbonne]

I'm on Newsmax every Thursday. On Thursday. Every. Every Sunday.

[Rob Carson]

Sunday. Yes.

[Michael Charbonne]

Show. And the charbonne report on YouTube and Michael A. Sharbone dot com. Thank you, Rob Carson. And all right.

[Rob Carson]

To all you and again, all you mmi W G bar whatever the hell, send him your hate mail. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. All right, well, you know what?

Let's hit that line a little bit the mullahs ended Persian civilization. Hello to the people of Iran. They feel like Persian civilization has been completely taken over. And it has been. I interviewed somebody yesterday who actually is a dissident who fled Iran. I'm going to put it up on the ops desk, my website. Really interesting thing. His perspective is that it was a hostile takeover. He wants to go back to Iran, pre Islam. That's how far back that a lot of young people are looking to say we want to be secular and that this whole thing was a hijacking of our civilization. I've never actually heard that from younger guys in America. He's here.

Yeah. But I said that on Monday. There you go. So thank you. But thank you. Paul Morrow. I actually like Paul Morrow is pretty cool guy. New York Times CNN reported the fake 10 point plan that Chris Badcomb over Murphy reported as well. Honestly, we've reached a new low. This is why I say you got to overwhelm the left with joy and patriotism and. And all these people who are falling by the wayside from the MAGA movement like Alex Jones. Honestly, I'm glad they're purging themselves. I'm glad Tucker Carlson's purging himself. I'm glad Candace Owens has purged himself herself. Nobody ever, no person ever, ever, ever an intelligent conservative ever sends me material or points from Alex Jones because Alex Jones is nuts. He is just a nut. And now he's saying that Donald Trump should be removed by the 25th amendment. Alex Jones is certified. If you listen to him saying that someone should be removed from office because they're nuts. Honestly. Wow. We'll get into that next hour. I'm just kind of done with it. Also, crazy cat lady update. We got a crazy cat lady update. And also Victor Davis Hansen picks apart Jennifer Siebel, the Barbie doll arm candy of Gavin Newsom. The dollar's convertibility in gold ended in 1971. Gold was 35 bucks an ounce. Today the dollar has lost 85% of its buying power. Power gold is increased by 12,000%. Maybe you ought to reevaluate part of your retirement plan. Maybe you should consider some gold, maybe some silver. Who the hell knows. But it starts with education. Birch Gold isn't going to pressure you into buying gold. They're going to offer you information so you could consider it. They have a Learn and Earn precious metals event. It is online and it offers rewards for learning the basics of investing in precious metals. Sign up to get free silver on your next purchase. Get even larger incentives as you go the more you learn, the more you earn. You got to do it now because this all ends on the end of the month. And that's the 30th. It's already the 9th, for crying out loud. It's already the 9th. The dollar lost its anchor in 1971. You don't have to use yours. Text my name, Rob, to the number 989-898 to get into this Learn and Earn precious Metals event by April 30th. Again, they're not pressuring you. They want to educate you. How many times do people want you to get an investment where you sit down and just learn everything about it? No, it's better. Oh, just by. We'll take care of you. You're buy me your advisor. Just listen to me. Burt's Gold is saying, no, no sign up. We'll tell you about it. We're not going to pressure you. And you can, you can learn and, and even earn. How about that? Text Rob to 989-898. Today we've got much more coming up, including Tucker Carlson telling the military to defy Donald Trump. Unbelievable. And New Yorkers do not approve of Zoran Mandami. Let's take a break. Come back. This, my friends, is the Rob Carson Show.

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