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Rob Carson
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Rob Carson
includes auto pay and paper free billing and promotional discounts, taxes, fees, economic adjustment charge applicable. Add ons prices and terms apply. Guarantee applies to base monthly rate and stated discounts only. Add on prices. Additional offers in 3-31-2026. Hold it now. You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in Americ air and on the world wide web. This is the Rob Carson show and by the grace of God it is finally Friday, first day of spring. I even told you it's a. You already knew it. But you know, the first day of spring for crying out loud. And we got some spring like weather where I am hoping it's that way where you are, you know, we here in the D.C. area. I live in Washington D.C. area now. And you know, you know a lot of times you have superstitions when it comes to sports. You know, you wear the same socks for the entire season or whatever. And here I made the mistake of about two months ago saying, you know, this is gonna be a pretty mild weather. And then of course we got hammered with like a 15 inch snowfall then and then an ounce of or an inch of rain on top of that. So ended up kind of being a kind of rough, kind of rough winter in this area. Not, not dreadful by the way. Not dreadful. I'm assigned my phone here for a second. Anyway, Chuck Norris passed away so I'm opening every break, almost every break with Chuck Norris joke. So that's what I'm gonna do today. So here you go. You ready? Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person who could fly. Chuck Norris. I already did that one. Chuck Norris cowboy boots are actually made with real cowboys. Chuck Norris can start a fire with ice cubes. Pretty good, right? He was 86 years old by. There's an amazing guy. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Chuck Norris once Kicked a coal mine, and it turned into a diamond mine. And Chuck Norris plays dodgeball. The ball dodges him. There you go. There's some of the. Oh. Chuck Norris was exposed to coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month. There you go. So Chuck Norris had a glorious long life and became legendary. Maybe you have one of his pieces of exercise. I'm doing morning kick now. They got a friend. Her name's Nikki, and she was never a stripper. I know it's crazy, but I have a friend named Nikki. And she said, have you tried Chuck Norris Morning Kick? And I said, no. She told me about Chuck Norris Morning Kick. I just started last week, so I don't know if I really see any results, but, you know, Chuck Norris. I got. I got a Chuck Norris product I ordered last week. It's kind of cool. So this is kind of interesting. This is a Heritage foundation talking about what. What Congress is doing now that the, you know, the TSA shut down and the airports, the lines are absurd. And I'm just grateful that I don't have to fly in this nonsense right now because, honestly, flying coach sucks anyway. You know, I don't know why people like Southwest Airlines, you know, it's like, oh, oh, wait, hold on. I could be the first person to sit in the uncomfortable seat for the longest amount of time when I'm number one through 20. Really? Really? Like, you know, really? Why would you want to be first on a plane where the seats are 18 inches wide and your shoulder. My shoulders are 24 inches wide. Why would you want to be there the first. No. Like arriving an hour early for church. No, no, no, no. My mom made me do that. Anyway, this is the Heritage foundation talking about what. What members of Congress are doing while we suffer.
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Christian Toto
There are reports in social media that the airlines are escorting members of Congress around the long TSA lines. In no world should members of Congress make themselves exempt from what they're subjecting their constituents to. And so that means not skipping the lines. They should wait like everybody else and then see how quickly they decide to fund DHS. What is ironic about it is ICE has 4 year money as well as Customs of Border Protection.
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Rob Carson
Yes, they do.
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Christian Toto
Through the one big beautiful bill. And so despite those two components of DHS being funded, the Senate Democrats, by refusing to fund all of dhs, they are thereby punishing the other component.
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Rob Carson
Yeah, you know what? It's going to bite them in the rear end. It's gonna bite him in the rear end, by the way. Require members of Congress to wait in TSA lines like everyone else. John Cornyn says John Gordon is trying to get the endorsement of Donald Trump, I guess, but yeah, he wants to make sure that members of Congress wait in the same airport security lines as everyone else. What a pain in the butt flying is. Oh, my God, I hate flying, you know. You know, I always thought, you know, like, Rush Limbaugh had a private jet, right? I would never spend, even if I had the money, $60 million on a private jet or whatever they. $30 million or whatever. Because I think, you know, it's like, okay, well, I could fly first class the rest of my life, maybe, you know, 10 times a year if I, you know, I don't travel very often and it would be a hundred thousand dollars and I'm going to go ahead and spend $60 million on an airplane. I never understood that. You know, sorry, they got this TSA pre check. You can walk around the lines. I got that. But I would rather just fly first class, you know, or business class. I've never flown business class. Have you flown business class? I think business class would be pretty good. They've got an anti Jon Ossoff ad in, in Georgia. John Ossoff is a member of Congress and he says dad was Jack Ossoff. Jack Ossoff was his dad is what it was. And so John Ossoff is down with, you know, defunding and, and keeping the TSA working without. Pay attention, travelers, and welcome to Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta International Airport. Whether you're home or just passing through, we hope you enjoy your extended stay in the security line. This delay is courtesy of Senator John Osoff. While you wait, take a moment to thank Senator Ossoff for blocking funding for the Transportation Security Administration and the United States Coast Guard, putting Americans at greater risk both in the air and here at home. Thanks to John Ossoff, disruptions from the government shutdown are now slowing travel through America's busiest airport. So sit back, relax, and get comfortable. You may be here a while.
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Christian Toto
Yeah.
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Rob Carson
Georgia, you have a choice this November. Remember Jon Ossoff put your safety and your travel at risk. Yeah, 100%. It is. It is utterly, utterly shameful and ridiculous. They did the same damn thing last year. Shutting down the government, watching people suffer. I mean, honestly, I am just so bloody done with these people. Golden silver sell off accelerates as inflation fears grip global markets. I love, I love it when people panic and stuff like this. Because what happens is they panic, they sell their gold or silver, you sweep in and buy it when it's a lot cheaper. And that's what's happening right now. Gold down about 4600ish this morning's like 4500ish today. Let me, let's look real quick here because I have this thing called the Interweb 4563. So that's about $1,000 less than it was in January when it hit an all time high and people sold it off and it dropped. And I got in at about this price a couple weeks ago because it's kind of cruising at this price. And if it went up from 2,600 to 5,600 in a year and a half, you can bet it's going to happen again. That's why I have my money with Birch Gold. Birch Gold, B I, R, C H Gold. There's a lot of them out there. Everybody's talking about different gold companies. I trust Birch Gold. I don't just talk about it. They got my money, they have my money. I don't have a lot of money. So you know what I do if you want to learn a little bit more while, while the gold is more affordable, which is kind of a nice break for you, right, is just test my. Text my name, Rob to 989-898 Rob to 989-898. They will give you information, no obligation, a plus rating for the BBB. And they have my money. They do. So text my name Rob to 989-898 for Bertzko Zohrand van Damme's wife celebrated Palestinian terrorists, including the plain hijacker in social media posts from early adulthood. Wow. Really? You know, here's the story. It wasn't this that she did it, it's that he married her despite it. He married her. You tell me. You tell me he doesn't know how deep seated her hatred of the Jews is and how terroristic and pro, pro terror she is. You tell me that he doesn't know that, you know, and I told you this, he's a socialist. Second, he only says he's a socialist to attract young stupid people who think socialism is going to work because they haven't lived long enough to know that it doesn't work. And then they use them and then once the Islamist gets into office they throw them out the window. Or in the case of Tehran in 1979, it is murdered them when she was a teenager in the early 20s and in her early 20s celebrating members of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine terror group. And the first Intifada Tumblr account in 2017 when she was 20 years old of the infamous Palestinian terrorist Layla Khalid under a username if it does good for my cause, I will happily accept death. She gave a thumbs up to that. Doaj was in her late teens and early 20s when she made the majority of the post and the accounts have been made to disappear and are inactive now. However, after October 7, she started doing the same thing again. Yeah, let me see. There was an attack on US servicemen 20, 2015. Duaj reposted an attack against US servicemen on Tumblr. In December of that year, she reposted another Tumblr user who said white people created Al Qaeda. You can't blame Muslims for terrorism because they didn't construct, fund nor train Al Qaeda. White people did that. Okay, sure, whatever. And then, of course, since October 7th, she has provided a illustration for an essay by Susan Alajawbadaba, who called the Hamas October 7th attack spectacular. She liked a number of Instagram posts celebrating October 7th. So, you know, I told you what he was. I told you he's Marxist, a communist second. He's Islam is first. What do Islamists do to get into power? They lie. They lie. They claim that the Quran allows them to lie about anything. Yeah, yeah, he's an Islamist, he's an Islamist first. And, you know, all we do is hope for the better. Homeboy Seal, Billy's Hebrews got to come together to save America. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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Christian Toto
One thing I would like to see
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Rob Carson
updated is the word homeless to the word unhoused.
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Christian Toto
How about new
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Rob Carson
homeless industrial complex in California? More on that. It is amazing how ridiculously corrupt California is. Gavin Newsom will never be the president. James Comey subpoenaed an alleged grand conspiracy against Donald Trump. There was a grand conspiracy against Donald Trump that created the Russia collusion hoax around Donald Trump. There was no compelling reason for Russia to want Donald Trump in office. Duh. I said it when it was happening in 2015, 2016, I said, why would Russia want a hawk on defense and a hawk on energy and a hawk on America in office when they'd already bought and paid for Hillary Clinton? Duh, duh. Dear Lord, who ever thought that? Right? Yeah. Donald Trump's working with Russia. Yeah, okay, sure. Anyway, the investigation has produced over 130 subpoenas since cranking up last year. The sources say the target's top officials who worked under former presidents Obama invited him, by the way. They knew that the Russia collusion Hoax. Was a hoax. Then they met Obama in the White House and Obama said, go with it anyway, and they went in with it anyway and they tried to impeach Donald Trump right after he was elected. It haunted him through an his entire administration till the. The $40 million on a stupid investigation of nothing. There was nothing to investigate. I don't know how you. You spend $40 million to investigate nothing. What? Who the hell are you? Billed billing for your legal work, finding nothing. What a colossal pilot. My God. The Comey subpoena issued last week relates to his alleged role in the drafting in the 2017 Intelligence Community Assessment concerning Russia's investigation. Election interference that supposedly advantage Trump. But it didn't because it was all a lie and it was made up. Here's John Sullivan. Just a few minutes ago, we got word of a new development in the accountability investigation involving Russia collusion. As the FBI director, James Comey has been subpoenaed in an investigation into the creation of the intelligence community assessment. That's a document that said that the intelligence community assessed. Assessed that it was Russia's intent to help Donald Trump win the 2016 election. As we now know, that was highly disputed and it was absolutely. It was crap. I'll just go ahead and say it there, John. It was a bunch of crap. Was. May have been based significantly on the very discredited Steele dossier. Of course, if there's going to be any charges brought in that case, they've been focused on maybe John Brennan, his testimony, whether his emails and his testimony match up on that. You, James Comey, would be an important witness in that. But we are. They put us through hell. They put Donald Trump through hell. They put Donald Trump through his family. Weaponizing the legal system against them. Surveilling members of the Trump administration. Surveilling people who weren't even part of the Trump administration. Surveilling conservatives. My God. Doing fishing expeditions. Our country really became quite evil. The departments of our government, the irs, the FBI became really evil, really dark. Wanting to put people in jail for their politics for no other reason. How could you live with yourself? How could you live with yourself putting someone in jail who was not guilty of a crime? They did it. They did it. They did it to a whole lot of January. The Sixers. Yeah, I said it. I could say it now. It's not disinformation. Kiss my butt. They kept people in jail for four years, moved them around a dozen times without a trial. Four years. Years. Ridiculous. Honestly. Bourgeois proletariat. Bastille Baby. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. Absolutely ridiculous. Here is the Great Mike Davis Article 3 Project Talking about the subpoena since, since the Mar A Lago raid. And it's very clear that these lawfare Democrats politicized and weaponized our law enforcement. They raided the President's home for the first time in history for nothing. And intel agencies to take out presidential candidate Donald Trump with Crossfire Hurricane. When they failed to do that, they tried to sabotage his presidency. They rigged and stole the 2020 election.
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Christian Toto
You can't say that.
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Rob Carson
It's disinformation. Yeah, you can. Declassified Crossfire Hurricane before he left office and took his copy of his presidential records. They did the Mar A Lago raid to cover up this conspiracy. If this conspiracy ends up being true, which I suspect it will, this is the greatest scandal. Yeah. In history. In history. Unbelievable. Until there's California. California is so beyond corrupt. Up to what? Half a trillion dollars is what Steve Hilton is saying. He's running for governor. He's come up with a new. An acronym for California. Very simple, four letter word. It's called Mugger. And it stands not for Make America Great Again, like the President would say, but the guy who's obviously on a presidential campaign right now across the country, Gavin Newsom. Mugger stands for most useless governor in America, and that's Gavin Newsom. Because California has the worst results of any state in America. We have the highest poverty rate, the highest unemployment rate, the highest cost of living, highest gas prices, highest cost for everything. Insurance, housing, water. It's a joke. It's. It's a joke. It's what Democrats do is what communists and Marxists do. James o' Keefe was out in, I believe this is San Francisco, and he noticed that there, there's, there's these centers that apparently pay potential voters pass referenda for requiring signatures by giving homeless people and drug addicts a little bit of money on the side. And James o' Keefe discovered this. This is just. I don't even know where to start. I don't even know where to start with how corrupt our governments are not only in our nation's capital, but also in particularly Democrat states.
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James O'Keefe
The petitioner, Brenda Brown, hands cash money to the homeless person not only for signing the California ballot initiative, but also as payment for them to register to vote.
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Rob Carson
Yeah, because you haven't registered. I need to register you so I can get paid too. Okay, you guys, I need to get paid.
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James O'Keefe
That is a federal felony. And it didn't just happen once. It happened over and over and over again. We personally witnessed and covertly filmed this happening at least 28 times over the span of our investigation. And that is just in Los Angeles. Many of the homeless have zero understanding of what it is that they're actually signing.
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Rob Carson
But what, what is that petition for? You know the petition for? I do not know what to say.
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James O'Keefe
The petitioners instruct the homeless to enter made up addresses like Pinocchio Lane. And all of this occurring just outside the front doors of shelters and NGOs such as Winegard center, which have received hundreds of millions of dollars in government money.
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Rob Carson
Yeah, it's a shakedown, man. It's a shakedown. Here's a little more from James o'. Keefe. I posted reposted this on my Twitter, by the way, Rob Carson show.
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James O'Keefe
As the NGOs pretended to be the police in order to intimidate us, I began to wonder whether we're still living in America. The Department of Justice has been sent these tapes of election fraud, cash exchange for voter registration happening in broad daylight. And we have informed the Department of Justice that there are more tapes coming. There will be a new tape dropping every day until someone is arrested or indicted. George Washington said the administration of justice is supposed to be the firmest pillar of government. But if democracy is for sale and there is no accountability as a result of this video, it doesn't matter who is elected.
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Rob Carson
And Democrats don't want to require ID. And Democrats fund these NGOs that basically register. Democrats get Democrats elected. You know, all the, obviously bringing 20 million illegals over the southern border. I mean, honestly, the Democrat Party is not a force for good at all. And I hope that if there are some good Democrats within an earshot of this here radio program, then you'll consider, you know, saying, you know, maybe we ought to do something else. Maybe we ought to do a little course correction. Because honestly, right now the people who are in charge, I mean, I would think that if you have a soul, if you're a good and decent person, if you have a moral compass, you would look at the Democrat Party with their wanting to transgenderize children and, you know, bring in illegals and load them up with free stuff to vote, I kind of want to go the other direction. That's just me, though, you know, that's just me because I have a soul and a conscience. Let's take a break and come back from Hollywood in toto. Christian toto up next. Don't go anywhere. Hey guys, it's Carson, I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here because I've been sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington, D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the sponge in your sink. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghostbed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging. It's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed, you get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back risk free. Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10% off. Go to Ghostbed.com Carson use promo code Carson. That's Ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are going to love your new ghostbed. The rob carson show. It's a Friday. Heard a couple things of music on here, so my brain is kind of freaking out. Anyway, we've got Christian Toto. He's one of our unusual suspects. I like to call him.
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Christian Toto
Are we on the air?
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Rob Carson
I'm sorry, Brian, you'll have to say that a little louder. Oh, okay. Well, let me kill it. Let me kill it. Let me kill it. How are you? Hey, Christian Toto. Sorry we had a little technical. Little burp there. Welcome to the show. How are you, my friend?
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Christian Toto
I'm good. We'll fix it in post, right?
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Rob Carson
Yes, we will fix it in post. So I want to start the. The break with obvious what I should do today, which is Chuck Norris jokes. Right, right, right.
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Christian Toto
Oh, yeah.
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Rob Carson
What, you don't like Chuck Norris jokes?
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Christian Toto
I love them, but it's. It's bittersweet today. They're one of my favorite memes on anywhere.
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Rob Carson
I know, I know.
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Christian Toto
You know, when I read the news on my phone, I. I let out an audible gasp. My kid said, what's wrong, dad? It's just.
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Rob Carson
Yeah, the world's. The world's a lot less tough right now. You know, it's funny because I guess death was the only thing that he. The only ass he couldn't kick is what it was. But no, you know, I. I would prefer to celebrate a long life and he lived 86 years. And I'll mention also that he. He Lived it and he was fit. That's the most amazing thing, Christian, because, you know, we're all going to age, right? And what would you rather be, you know, in a walker with tennis balls on the ends of it or walking around kicking some butt like. Like Chuck NORRIS until you're 86 years old, you know?
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Christian Toto
That's a great point. Yeah. And he's a role model in many ways. And, you know, it's funny, years ago, gosh, it might have been 30 plus years ago, he had written an autobiography or some sort of almost like a self help book. Not only did I read it and devour it and love it, but I actually took notes on it and I. I lost my notes in recent years, but it was just kind of a guide to life.
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Rob Carson
Yeah.
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Christian Toto
And it was so smart and so wise and so true. And that's in a way above and beyond TV shows and movies and all the fun memories. He had that side of him, too, which probably explains why he lived such a remarkable life.
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Rob Carson
Yeah, I. I would have liked to have met him. You know, there. There aren't a lot of people who I, you know. You know, Christian, you meet celebrities and, you know, I always say they poop too. And honestly. Okay, great. Nice to meet you. Great. Cool. You're famous. Who cares? I really don't, I don't get too thrilled by a lot of celebrities. Some I really admire, but I don't, like, kiss their butt, you know. Dave Chappelle, I hung out with Dave Chappelle. I'm like, really cool. But it wasn't like, oh, my God, you're so great. It was like, oh, it's so good to meet you, man. You know, let's talk. So that's, that's kind of how I am. And Chuck Norris, I think, would have been a very fascinating person to talk. Let me give the jokes here real quick. Okay, here we go.
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Christian Toto
Yeah.
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Rob Carson
All right. Here we go. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says two seconds till after you ask. Two seconds to what? Then he round, roundhouse, kicks you in the face. That was not as good. Here's one for you. Chuck Norris said, can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night, the sun has to wear sunglasses, which Norris glances at it. Chuck Norris could make a slinky go upstairs. Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do. Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a loaded revolver and wins. And then one of my personal. One of my personal favorites, Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge. So, you know, I I did watch some of the Oscars, and the reason being is my son is a big movie buff, and my family, we usually do the Oscars, you know, the Oscars bracket and all of this stuff, you know, and. And so I did watch a little bit of it. I. I love the movie Centers. I just think it's a marvelous movie. I love Marty Supreme. Not as much as Centers. I just thought Sinners was a masterpiece. Just a. Just a brilliant movie. The ratings, though, were not very good, were they, bud? Not very good at all.
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Christian Toto
I think it was 9%. They dropped. It's not a surprise. And it may get worse next year because people have long memories and they remember that the show was as political as it was a few years ago. It was getting better for a little while last year. They kind of diminished some of the politics, but it was really front and center. And also, you know, if you got a jab at, like, the TPUSA show, that's fine, but maybe throw in an AOC joke if, you know, all people on the right one is a little balance, a little fairness, a little bit of, hey, we'll poke fun at everyone. And you just don't get that.
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Rob Carson
If I was in charge, I would say, no, no, no, no politics. Because they. I mean, I saw some clips on online of, like, Oscar ceremonies from the 70s, and there was this one guy who went up after a liberal actress, I can't remember, Lynn Redgrave, I think, delivered some sort of a political thing. And this guy, the next presenter, got up and said, ladies and gentlemen, if we could keep our politics to ourselves, we are here to accept awards for the art of film and blah, blah, blah, blah. And then the audience clapped, and the audience clapped, and now, you know, you got stupid. I mean, I remember the Oscars a few years ago when Ellen DeGeneres hosted and she went down and sent to the crowd. That was kind of cute. You know, that was kind of. Remember when Billy Crystal hosted the Oscars? It was really, really good. And then, you know, it just. I don't know, it's just stupid now.
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Christian Toto
Yeah, well, if that person came out today and said, let's keep the political speechifying to a minimum, he might get booed off the stage if not, but if whatever was handy, they might throw it at him. So it's a shame. It was actually kind of a great moment. I did see that on social media after the event. And, yeah, it just shows you how much the culture has changed. And by the way, if Javier Bartim has political views, okay, fine. No One wants to silence him. But just getting up there and saying free Palestine without any sort of context or anything, knowing what we know about what happens in Gaza, it just doesn't land. I'm sorry.
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Rob Carson
It is selfish. It is self aggrandizing. It is virtue signaling. It's virtue signaling. It's like driving a Prius with a coexistent religious symbols on the bumper sticker. It's what it is. Just, honestly, it's gross.
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Christian Toto
Every time I see a Tesla in my neighborhood, there's some kind of sticker on the back saying, I bought this before. He bought before.
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Rob Carson
Stupid. That's just stupid. Just so stupid. And, you know, isn't it funny? Elon Musk was a Nazi for about a month. I mean, is he still a Nazi? Is he still. I mean, why aren't you burning his Tesla dealerships now? Is he still not a Nazi? Oh, no, he's not in charge of doge anymore. I mean, what a joke that was. ABC had to scrap the Bachelorette. Who watches the Bachelorette? It's got to be probably, what, younger women, I suppose. You know, maybe. Maybe guys who, you know, like other guys. I don't know. Anyway, they had to scratch the Bachelorette because of Taylor, Frankie Paul. Apparently she's, like, been on other reality TV shows like the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. And she had a 2023 domestic violence incident involving her. Her ex. And the kid was in the room and she threw a bar stool at him. They had to cancel a whole dang series. And, you know, $26 million, dude.
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Christian Toto
A lot of cash. It's a lot of cash going out the window. I'm gonna guess it either never goes to air or they bury it for quite some time. But, you know, it's always funny how we address certain societal ills immediately and other things, you know, oh, there's rampant fraud in California. We'll just sit on that and we'll think about it. We'll talk about it. We'll do nothing about it. But if there's a reality show star who did something, well, we're going to snap into action right away. We're in a weird culture.
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Rob Carson
Isn't it kind of funny that, you know, you can be a running back and smack a girlfriend around in a hotel room and you're back next season. So there. So there is that. There is that. I got some more I want to cover with you on the other side of the break. Kristen, if you wouldn't mind holding. All right, let's take a break and come back this is the Rob Carson show. Hey guys, it's Carson for Shopify. You know, for years I have had a swag line of T shirts with catchy phrases and whatnot and it's just been lying there. Well, I've decided to go with Shopify and actually make money with my own business. Shopify gives you everything you need to sell online and in person. Millions of entrepreneurs have already made this leap from household names to first time business owners just getting started. Choose from hundreds of beautiful templates you can customize to match your brand. Instead of just having a lousy website that nobody notices like I have been doing for years, set up fast with Shopify's built in AI tools that write product descriptions and headlines. Create email and social campaigns that reach customers wherever they scroll in 2026. Stop waiting and start selling with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com Newsmax go to shopify.com Newsmax make building a successful business your 2026 New Year's resolution. It is a Friday edition of the Rob Carson show. Christian Toto on the Newsmax hotline. When Chuck Norris was born, his mother drove. He drove his mother home from the hospital. Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble. Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as you know who. Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories around the campfire. I'll do one more. Which one? I'll do here. Chuck Norris calendar goes from straight from March 31 to April 2 because no one fools Chuck Norris. There you go. There you go. Chuck Norris. The great technories. You know, I'm thinking what they ought to do with the bachelorette because you know they. This woman is a little cray cray this Taylor Frankie Paul and they scrapped the entire season. Honestly. You know what? You know what's even more embarrassing? They have this, don't they have this thing called Silver Bachelor which is a man who should be above this and maybe more mature than appearing on with a bunch of perimenopausal women, you know, picking up, picking a date. I should be on the show. I would never be on the Golden Bachelor. It's. I think it would be embarrassing, to be quite honest.
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Christian Toto
Be fun though. I'd actually watch it, so.
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Rob Carson
Oh great. I could, I could. Which one of the women going through hot flashes in psychotic episodes will I choose this week? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just speaking from experience. That's real.
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Christian Toto
Golden Bachelor.
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Rob Carson
That's a golden Bachelor. I swear to God. So you know, I think they ought to do a crazy Bachelor Bachelorette because honestly, you know, Christian, as a man, you know this. And women, you do too. You're going to run into a crazy one. Maybe they should do this feature crazy women or crazy men and do a crazy version of the Bachelor Bachelorette. I don't know. It might be a nice solution for the issues.
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Christian Toto
I suspect that may be already in place. I don't know.
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Rob Carson
Oh, my God. I mean. Well, Christian, I used to do music radio. You know this because I've had you on my music radio programs. I'm. I'm just so glad I don't have to talk about this crap anymore. Except for when I'm talking to you. We're talking. You got a column in Hollywood takes aim at ICE with hbo. Max's huge hit. Both the Pit and Matlock, oddly enough, are going after immigration. This is. To me, it's like. This is like virtue signaling at the awards ceremony. I just don't think it's a good idea.
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Christian Toto
It's not a good idea. And when you read the plot summaries and you read the quotes of what the actors are saying, the bottom line is it's so one sided and so cartoonish that even. Listen, even if you agreed with some of the points of view, you want a better story. And when you have a better story, you've got nuance, you've got a debate of sorts. You've got maybe characters that may seem evil at first, but then they show their humanity. And you don't get that because these screenwriters, they want to send a message. They want to change hearts and minds. They don't want to entertain. And that's.
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Rob Carson
I do. I do like the pin. I think it's a pretty good. No, Wiley's a very interesting character. I got to hang with him in Arizona. I went out for. He did a show years ago, Blue Dark Skies, I think it was. And I went out and hung with him as a. At a media and we had a great time. We had a really nice time hanging out with him. He's a good guy. You've got it on your Hollywood and Dodo. It's Hollywood and dodo.com white guilt slams BLM as epic grift. What's this all about? I think I like the Shelby Steel Narrates, a documentary talking about suicidal empathy. I think this is right up my alley, bro.
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Christian Toto
Yeah, me too. I know the filmmaker a tiny, tiny bit. I've interviewed him in the past. Eli Steele, super talented guy, very smart, kind of cuts across the narrative. And his dad happens to be Shelby Steele, the great.
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Rob Carson
Wow.
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Christian Toto
Pundit and author. And so he's teamed with him before they made a movie called what Killed Michael Brown. It's fascinating. It's a great art. And this one's coming soon. This is about white guilt. Is that, you know, basically suicidal empathy that we're experiencing not just here but abroad and. Yeah, I know. They just released the first teaser trailer. It's out now. It's going to be on gather g a T H r dot com. It's an. It's, I guess a newer platform. I guess independent creators share their work.
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Rob Carson
Oh, well, I'll let you check it out. I'm a giant documentary. You know, I'm a white guy in the, you know, now 60 years old. Of course I watch documentaries. A lot of World War II stuff. No, I don't watch that so much. Anyway, Christian, I appreciate you being on the show today. Can people fight? You got a podcast. You also got Hollywood in Total Calm. Go ahead and tell everybody.
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Christian Toto
Yep, it's. That's my website, hollywoodintoto.com it's my podcast. It's my X handle. And also I started contributing to Hot Air in addition to the and Daily Wire.
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Rob Carson
I love it. That's fantastic, Christian. Have a glorious weekend. Okay. Yeah, you do appreciate your time. I think we need to do a crazy cat lady update. Do you guys want to do a crazy cat lady update? I'll do that in one second. I do want to mention that I, I would like you to sleep in my bed if you don't mind. Would you? Because honestly, I'm sleeping better than I ever have. It's a ghost bed. You can order your own. Don't worry about it. You don't have to be in the same bedroom with me. But. But it's called a ghost bed. And I had never heard of ghost bed until about a month and a half ago. And I'm sleeping on this mattress. It's a just a piece of garbage and it wasn't cheap. It was like 6 or $700 or $800. I don't know what the hell it was. But I ordered it and it's one of these names that you see at Costco and everything. And I had it and I have not been sleeping worth a darn on this thing. So I hear about this, this ghost bed and I looked at it online. Like this thing is like 14 inches thick, like a pillow top mattress. And it comes rolled up in a box that I was able to carry myself because you know, I'm pretty. I work out and I get this thing at home and I unbox it and it went poof. And I got this bed and I got to tell you, I'm sleeping until I set my alarm for 7 o' clock this morning. I never sleep to the alarm. I never. And I look forward to going to sleep. Sleep was a bother. Listen, if you want to order Ghost, better just check it out. You Want to save 10%? Go to Ghostbed.com Newsmax Ghostbed.com Newsmax I promise you, it is. I. I'm telling you, it is amazing. It is amazing. Here's a crazy cat lady, leftist nurse, probably gonna be losing her job, furious with John Fetterman for voting to confirm Mark Wayne Mullen. And she did this because she's not. She's a white, liberal crazy cat lady. This message is for John Fetter. She's actually praying that he gets another stroke and John Fetterman only everybody else can just move on. Hey, Senator John Fetterman. Have another one. Have another one. Soon a worse one. Unbelievable. I don't care what you call that in your book, but it's evil in mine. And it also deserves this from Jim Gossett, the crazy cat lady theme song on the Rob Carson Show. Well, they have a lot of cats and they're all Democrats.
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Christian Toto
We call them Karen.
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Rob Carson
They have a whiny voice. They are all pro choice and mostly Barron. They're also a little nuts. They're cat ladies. Whoa, whoa, whoa. They're cat ladies. Talking about some miserable ladies who have clearly lost their mind. There you go. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Show me how to live my favorite song. Audio Slave. It's awesome. Tom Borrello on the guitar. And 1, 2, 3, 4, kick it. He's like Jen X's Jimi Hendrix. Phenomenal, phenomenal guitarist. I'm a huge fan. So before I go, we've got a few things to get to. I want you to watch my TV show, Rob Carson's what in the World this weekend on Newsmax. Will you do that? Go to newsmaxtv.com and look up the listing. 8:30 Sunday night. I believe we're gonna run it again on Saturday in the three in the afternoon. But it's a really funny show. Donald Trump says it makes me the funniest man on tv. Download the Newsmax app. If you haven't done that, become a Newsmax plus member. I do that, and then I also watch Newsmax on YouTube TV. So there you go, so Stephen Naismith, he's a likable fellow. He's never gonna be. The President keeps talking about running for President because he's popular or whatever. Sure. But anyway, he, he had no idea when he was talking to Kevin Kiley, a congressman from California. Kevin Kiley, the Congress from California, that they don't need voter id. I know. He didn't know. What do you mean you don't have voter ID in California? Could you please elaborate specifically on that for my audience that may not know? Yeah.
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Christian Toto
California does not have voter id. You don't need to present it to register. You don't need to present it to vote. As a matter of fact, the, the state passed a law forbidding voter id.
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Rob Carson
Yeah.
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Christian Toto
So if so cities, counties, if they, they're not allowed to under state law.
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Rob Carson
What? When did that happen?
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Christian Toto
A couple years ago because I think
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Rob Carson
it was Orange county, they wanted to
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Christian Toto
have their own requirements. So the state passed a law saying
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Rob Carson
no, you're not allowed to you voter
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Christian Toto
ID is not only not required, it is actively forbidden.
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Rob Carson
Right there. That's why the same act that proposed right there, the state of California, that's what the Republicans gonna lean on as an excuse to definitely push for the same back. Right there, right there. I can't believe it. I didn't even know that, sir. I'm embarrassed. I. Well, yeah, I know. You know, I just moved from Kansas. They don't have friggin voter ID in Kansas. You know what I would do when I went to vote? I'd show my id. They'd be, they were like, they were like garlic to vampires. We don't need to see your id. Don't let us in. I don't want to see your id. I'm like, I want you to know who I am because I don't want my vote stolen like it was in 2020. Did I say that out loud? Yeah, I did. Here's Stephen A. Smith Post interview before. I can't believe that last part. I thought every stat. I mean, small beer for me. I thought every state just showed that. I did. But little did I know. Little did I know. Lord have mercy. You can't make this up. People have died to defend representative our representative republic. And we are representative republic. And I gotta tell you, there is nothing more sacred to me if I miss, you know, a local election or something. I mean, I'm crestfallen because it's so bloody important to me. And I made sure my kids always went with me to vote when they were kids. And it is just important and if there's one vote stolen then it's, it's a massive crime when there are thousands and there are thousands, millions. There are. Don't, don't try to lie to me about this nonsense. It is, it is beyond. It has to be fixed save and has to pass. We got to get this done. Time for me to go. Have we had fun today? I've had a hell of a time today. I hope you have as well. Watch my TV show this weekend if you would. Rob Carson's what in the World. Check out the podcast today. The video is on. All news back social media.
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Christian Toto
All right.
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Rob Carson
God bless you guys. God bless Donald Trump, what he's doing for this country. Our soldiers in harm's way who are kicking but taking names, most of them Muhammad. And until Monday, do not catch the stupid. I love you guys. I'll see you.