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Rob Carson
Hold it now.
Jim
You are about to hear the most
Rob Carson
interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show
Jim
in America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show.
Rob Carson
This is the Rob Carson Show. Welcome to hey, it's Cinco de Mayo. By the way, yesterday was May 4th. May the fourth. Be with you and all that. I completely whiffed on that one. Didn't even remember that was happening because I'm really a giant Star wars geek either. But today is Cinco de Mayo. It is. It is a holiday that otherwise in Mexico, not that big a deal. But America, of course, hijacked it and made into a massive drinking holiday. So have fun, eat your nachos and drink your cerveza and your tequila and drive carefully and all of that stuff. And you know, I talked about the we need to overwhelm the left with joy, patriotism and faith. And yesterday there was a just a really kind of a joyous celebration of the White House. A small business. Small business. Because that's the heart and Soul of America. People who are entrepreneurial in states that are run by Democrats. They make doing business a living hell. And that's why so many businesses move out of those states. But Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. Everybody watch Pawn Stars. I love me some Pawn Stars. He was in the White House yesterday and he was, he was ebullient.
Guest Supporter of Trump Policies
I just want to say he's amazing. He's done so much. I mean, so much for all of us.
Rob Carson
I mean, hold on. How could Hitler, the Nazi white supremacist who has dementia possibly do that?
Guest Supporter of Trump Policies
Backbone of this country is small business, plain and simple. And the last guy in office, all he, you know, all we heard was, is that we were the evil people.
Rob Carson
It was Joe Biden. He wasn't exactly the president. He was on vacation 40% of the time until he was replaced on the ticket that he was on vacation 60% of the time.
Guest Supporter of Trump Policies
We were the bad people. Everything else like that, we don't pay our fair share, whatever that's supposed to be. And he made it tough. And this guy, the big beautiful bill, absolutely amazing. You know what I mean? God bless you for letting me, letting me get 100% appreciation. It really helps out.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it was kind of a big deal for a small business is 100% depreciation on capital investments in your new business. That's unheard of. And it worked.
Donald Trump
Duh.
Guest Supporter of Trump Policies
And all I can say is this is literally. I mean, I'm a history buff and I know a lot about this White House thing and everything. Literally. He's going to go down as maybe the best president ever. I love this guy.
Rob Carson
Just the opposite of what Democrats are saying. But they're losing, you know, so there's that.
Jim
I always accentuate the positive, Jim.
Rob Carson
Gossip.
Jim
Eliminate the negative.
Guest Supporter of Trump Policies
Come on.
Jim
Latch on to the affirmative with me There is no in between.
Rob Carson
Let them live in darkness.
Jim
State of the Union sport approve a rate how it has soared much bigger than Obama. Democrats cannot afford to take me for granted anymore. Inflation's low.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it is.
Jim
Employment's high. It is the Dow Jones. It is headed for the sky. All time border secure. Yeah, big time illegals aren't bye bye jetting in. That's why I accentuate the positive.
Rob Carson
Come on.
Jim
Eliminate the negative Latch on to the affirmative with me There is no in between.
Rob Carson
Come on. Now this, of course, despite another assassination attempt by a person whipped into a frenzy, into a lather by the language of the Democrat party and the leftist media. There is that. Oh, and did you hear the judge who is in charge of the case, I guess, of the bad guano, crazy cold Thomas Allen apologized to Allen for his mediocre jail conditions even though he was going into the White House Correspondent's Dinner to kill Donald Trump, members of his cabinet and whoever else he ran into. Apparently he's not, he's not been given the most, you know, the most glorious treatment there because, you know, he's on suicide watch, you see. And this is what the judge said. This judge is another one of these bat guano crazy leftist Obama judges said, at a minimum, I should be apologizing to him. We are obligated to make sure he's taken care of. Mr. Allen, I'm sorry, the things have not been the way they're supposed to be. Pardon me. This Judge Farquhar. Farquh, Lord Farquhat, I guess, went on to compare Allen's imprisonment to those arrested for rioting on January 6th. To me it's extremely disturbing that he was put in five point restraints. A person with no criminal history even though he's going in to murder everybody. I never heard of one 1-6-oddant who was put in five point restraints or no, they were just put in jail for four freaking years without a trial. And some were denied cancer treatment, ended up dying when they got out of prison and then of course been given dirty water, moved around at half a dozen times, not giving representation. Other than that, just, I mean, just like this Lord Farquaad judge is saying here in, in Washington D.C. honestly, just shut up. Really, just honestly, shut up. You know what? I'm not going to focus on Lord 4 Quad, the judge in Washington D.C. i'm going to do some good news here.
Jim
We love to win, winning, winning. So much winning.
Rob Carson
It's lots of winning. Lots of winning, lots of winning, lots of winning, lots of winning, lots of winning. It's oh so good. You know, it turns being fired from a government job could be the best thing that happened to you because a lot of the times, you know, 94% of government employees here in Washington D.C. for the Fed, didn't return to work after Covid. They just decided to stay at home. And you know, generally I would say that means you probably don't like your job much. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. Maybe you love lazing around the house in your pajamas and not seeing other people and, you know, being able to do whatever, whatever you want to do every single day without going into work, you know, commuting, all the other things that the rest of us have to do. While businesses in Washington D.C. shriveled around the government agencies, you know, where people used to go out to lunch and everything. But, you know, maybe there's a reason why, you know, you got fired. But here is Donald Trump yesterday talking about the job numbers under the Biden administration, why they were so low and versus where they are now. And what has happened to a lot of government employees who had to find other work.
Donald Trump
So we had to cut the jobs because we were way bloated with federal jobs. And, you know, I could make. I could. With one swipe of the pen, I could say, let's have no employment and I'll hire a million people or 2 million people. Say we just hired a million people, and we have absolutely no employment. And that's what they would do. They'd have bad numbers coming up, so they'd hire a couple of hundred thousand people, and the numbers would look okay.
Rob Carson
Almost all the job growth during the Biden administration was government jobs.
Donald Trump
With me, it's the exact opposite. We terminate a lot of federal jobs that are unnecessary. There you go. And they don't like me for doing it. But a year later, they like me because they end up having a much better job, oftentimes in a place where they'd much rather live. They go to the place that they want to go. They're not stuck in Washington or someplace
Rob Carson
or at home in their pajamas, and
Donald Trump
they do much better. And in the end, I mean, I've had a lot of people come up, they say, I was so angry at you, but now I'm making sometimes two or three times the money job that I really like. So you got to do what you have to do. You have to. Politically, I don't know. It's good, bad or indifferent. I think it's probably bad, maybe politically, but in the meantime, I'm in the White House, so maybe it's good.
Rob Carson
Yeah, I think it's a good. Actually, absolutely 100% good. You know, sometimes you got to kind of do what you got to do to get to where you want to be. I had to do that selling cars, you see. I had to sell cars for three years. Absolutely hated it. I mean, just hate, hate, hate, love. The people I worked with hated selling cars, made some damn good money selling cars, but hated doing the job. And I think that's the way it is with a lot of government employees, particularly people who work at the driver's license bureau. Whoo, man, that's a. That's a sucktastic job. I mean, every day, the same old thing. You know, they call you A number. They come over to your window and then you give them a bunch of rigmarole about how many documents they need so you can get your damn tags and whatever. And you don't get your license there. You get your license at another place. No, no, you got, no, no, you got to go to the other location to get the driver's license, get your picture taken. Now here we just do the tags of the little stickers. Don't you know this? And for some odd reason all just handing that little tag and that stupid sticker tag is made for pennies on the dollar by a prisoner. And then they give you a little sticker and for some God awful reason you got to sit there for two fricking hours to get a piece of metal made by a prisoner and a sticker. It's kind of. So maybe it's a blessing. I remember lived in Montgomery County, Maryland, the driver's license bureau was a frick. Just awful. I mean, it was like, it was like Spirit Airlines meets the Jerry Springer show drunk. It was just, it was the worst thing you could possibly imagine. And it is that way with, with most driver's license bureaus though. So maybe you're better off in the private sector. Here's the president yesterday also causing heads to explode by making a funny joke about staying in office another eight or nine years.
Donald Trump
And this way, when I get out of office in, let's say eight or nine years from now, I'll be able to use it. I'll be able to use it myself.
Rob Carson
I know, I know. He was in great spirits yesterday. I mean, just really funny and on his game. And Democrats, there was some stupid poll out there that said 60% of Americans believe that Donald Trump has some sort of cognitive decline, which is absolute bull crapola. He was on top of it yesterday. He was making jokes, he was doing all the things that Joe Biden couldn't do if he even tried 30 years ago, for God's sake. And he's just on top of everything. And it was a joyous meeting. A lot of positives are happening in the country, a lot of fraud being exposed. We're gonna get to that on the show today. And then also just some new revelations about, like Cash Patel, an interview the other day. And it turns out, you know that dirty dossier, the FBI could have actually proven that wrong very quickly. You know that the story about Donald Trump being the hotel with the hookers who peed on him, even though he's a germaphobe, apparently the hotel doesn't exist. The room doesn't exist. And all it would have taken was one agent to just make a phone call to disprove the whole thing. But you see, they covered it up so they could go after Donald Trump. So we got all of that coming up on the on the program today. Justine Brooke Murray is going to join us today. She's awesome. Tony Shaver is going to be joining us. Some great news coming out of Iran. They're teetering on the on the brink, among other things. Your calls are welcome at 800-922-6680 on this Cinco de Mayo edition of the Rob Carson Show. Stick around. Hey guys, it's Carson. If you are on Medicare or about to be, you could be overpaying right now and never know it. Here's why. Millions of seniors are in a plan that doesn't fit their needs. Because Medicare is complicated. Many brokers just steer people into plans that pay them the most. That's absurd. That is so absurd, I decided to write a little slogan for it. Medicare sure ain't fair and choosing a plan is a bear. Pick a plan with a broker if you dare, and you might end up with a scare. Okay, you listen. It's a little rough. You need to know about Chapter. They're the only national advisor that looks at every plan in the country. Matches your doctors, your prescriptions and your situation to a plan that fits your needs. With Chapter, you'll see what a plan actually costs when you need it, not just the $0 some plans advertise. Your doctors are covered and your prescriptions are too. You'll have confidence you have the coverage you need. A call with Chapter is free, takes about 20 minutes. If you're turning 65 or already on Medicare, call 27 Medicare. Again, that's 27 Medicare. Call 27 Medicare.
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Rob Carson
The president signed a proclamation recognizing national youth, sports and fitness and the new revitalized Presidential Fitness Test Award. Remember the Presidential Physical Fitness Awards? I remember that used to have to do the 600 yard dash and you have to do sit ups and push ups. And then unfortunately for me, a kid who was large, I had to wear jeans. They called them husky when I was growing up. They had a section of jeans. They called them husky for the fat kids. And they do a weigh in in front of the entire class. And I was huge. I was, I remember how much I weighed every year because of the Presidential Physical Fitness Award. I remember in third grade I weighed 112 pounds in fourth grade, I weighed 135. On fifth grade, I weighed 157. In sixth grade, I think I weighed 175. And I topped out at 245 in eighth grade. So I remember all this. And I actually started skipping the days they did the Presidential Physical Fitness. And then long about my freshman year in high school, I stopped eating for a summer because I was tired of being made fun of. Not the best choice. But I went ahead and got me. I think it's a good idea. Obviously, you got kids who are getting type 2 diabetes when they're 9. The FDA was doing a lousy job keeping our kids healthy. And Robert Kennedy Jr. Is doing a great job, even though they're doing everything they can to stop him because, you know, he's associated with MAGA and it's, you know, ridiculous. Absolutely. Considering how badly the Democrat Party has destroyed our health, both mental and physical, particularly for children. So too bad, so sad. Presidential Physical Fitness Award is back. Thank you very much. You know, we've been talking about stochastic terror and how the Democrat Party has. And this has been exposed and now we can start turning this back. Have you noticed you haven't heard as much this week from Hakeem Jeffries and others spewing virulent bile after the third assassination attempt at Donald Trump? And then there was a shooting, I guess yesterday outside the White House, and John Solomon had a report on it, and I think a Secret Service agent may have been injured. So, you know, I think we're about tired of this bullcrap. As I mentioned on the show, we are all now Secret Service agents. And when you, when you hear somebody saying things like this or you, you know, if they're doing it online, call them out, report them, do whatever, this crap's gotta end. It's particularly gotta end on, on the. With. With the politicians and whatnot. But here is Victor Davis Hanson talking about the third attempted assassin of Don and some interesting things. And it's obvious, and I've told you this before, you know, you start calling Donald Trump white supremacist fascists, all this stuff, what happens? The word fascist shows up on shell casings used to kill Charlie Kirk. And this has just gotten out of hand and sick and damn tired of it. We know. We get it now, okay? We get it now. This is what Charlie Manson did to his followers. He did the same kind of brainwashing that the Democrat Party and the liberal media are doing to bat guano crazy Democrats. But Here is Victor Davis Han, Thomas
Victor Davis Hanson
Allen from Torrance, California. The would be assassin sent a manifesto and it's been released. It is a petri dish of all of conspiracy theories, all the lies, all the rage that's been promulgated by the left. He says he wants to kill Donald Trump for three reasons. Donald Trump is a pedophile. He gets that from the conspiracy theories that the Epstein files were suppressed because Donald Trump was engaging in sexual relations with young girls. The second thing he said he's doing this to kill a rapist. He should have. Remember that George Stephanopoulos, who used that term, falsely forced ABC to pay a multi million dollar settlement to Donald Trump. Third, he's going to kill Donald Trump
Military Analyst
because he's a traitor.
Victor Davis Hanson
Well, where would that come from that couldn't come from Russian collusion caper. This is an encapsulation of ideology that's promulgated by today's left. All of the conspiracy theories, all of the lies, all of the excuses, all of the justification for violence, it's all there.
Rob Carson
Yeah, sick and damn tired of it. Jesse Waters had a nice comment about it yesterday. And you, when you call Donald Trump a Nazi and a white supremacist and you call him these names, you're calling us that too. And I need you to think about that as Trump supporters, because if he is in fact those things, then you are a supporter of a Nazi and a white supremacist and a child rapist. And all this we all know that is absurd. It is absolutely and always has been absurd on the face of it. And we're tired of these words of war. We're tired of these words of war. It's not a war of words. I've said this months and months and months and months ago. This is a. These are words of war from a Confederate Democrat party who has nothing but hatred for Donald Trump. Listen to Jesse Waters. With a complete encapsulation of the past decade, particularly the last year and a half.
Jesse Waters
Where would they get this idea, Emily, that Trump is such a threat that he needs to be taken out? Where would they get the idea that he's such a unique danger, a genocidal dictator like Hitler who at any day could just kill everybody in sight? Where would they get the idea that he's mentally deranged and that the Cabinet and perhaps the military might have to do something about that, but he's already putting immigrants, innocent ones, in concentration camps and killing innocent fishermen. Where would they get the idea that he was a Russian traitor, a sexist White supremacist who his slogan means really go back to when women and blacks couldn't vote. This isn't coming from the dark underbelly of the Internet.
Rob Carson
No.
Jesse Waters
This is coming from the mainstream media. In the New York Times, on network tv, on network late night television, you go online and this is what they say. And they can't stop saying it because they can't dial it back. It's who they are. Everything they're saying defines everything about them. If you strip out the hate, they have nothing. There's no policy, there's no agenda. They can't have an executive say, you know, guys, maybe don't book the guy that calls Trump Hitler. Maybe don't have him on again, you know, the rundown where you're calling him a genocidal maniac, conducting illegal wars and raping and pillaging people. Maybe you don't use that tonight. No one's telling them that because hate is profitable. And until you break the business model, you're never going to be able to tear this system apart.
Rob Carson
Yeah. And Democrats also realize that the final solution they have is taking out Donald Trump. And they are and have been intentional in creating this atmosphere to get unhinged people to act out. The assassin of Charlie Kirk was that way. He was convinced that Charlie Kirk was a racist somehow, and he never said anything racist. Wonderful human being. And they celebrated the day after he was murdered on live television. And it's very dark and evil. I'm not hearing as much this week from people like Adam Schiff. And we've got to just end this nonsense right now. If they can't win in the arena of ideas, we've got to stop this. We are all Secret Service now. We are all DHS now. And I don't know about you, but I'm sick and damn tired of it, to be honest. I had a marvelous sleep, by the way, last night on the ghostbed. I mean, one of the best nights ever. Got big Memorial Day savings going on on the ghostbed. Another 10% off right now. But you got to go to ghostbed.comcarson. my daughter's coming to stay with me this summer. I'm sure she'll be like, I want to sleep in the ghost bed. You can go sleep on the couch. That's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. My ghostbed mattress is the best thing that has ever happened to me as far as sleep is concerned. I slept nine hours last night. Nine hours last night. I have not slept like this in a time ghostbed.com Carson Big Memorial Day savings happening and you can save an additional 10% off. It's an American made bed, by the way. It's an American made product. When you get this thing out and you unwrap it and it inflates and all of this and it just goes bling like this, you're not gonna believe it. Best night Keeps you cool when it's hot. Keeps you warm when it's cold. Ghostbed.com Carson take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. Hey guys, it's Carson for Ghostbed. I am sleeping better than I've ever slept in my entire life. I used to think a mattress was just furniture, but I got a ghostbed. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not look, your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I noticed immediately my first night on a ghost bed, I slept for 10 hours. If you're waking up stiff, tossing and turning, sleeping hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different, that's not aging. That's your mattress talking. Here's another thing I love about Ghostbed. You get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, just send it back risk free. Ghostbed is currently having their Memorial Day sale plus an extra 10% off for my audience. Go to ghostbed.comcarson and use promo code carson ghostbed.comcarson promo code carson for the sleep of a lifetime. Hey guys, it's Rob Carson for Relief Factor. There's a reason why at my age, I could still crush it at the gym, carry an armchair by myself, or do any home improvement project without pain during or after. And that's Relief Factor. When it comes to supplements, the two things that matter most. It works and you trust it. Relief Factor was created by a combat wounded Vietnam veteran. He decided to become a doctor simply to help people to heal them. If pain is holding you back, find out why so many people, including me, make Relief Factor a part of their daily routines. Try the three week quick start today. Go to relieffactor.com that's relieffactor.com or call 800 for relief. That's 800 for relief for relief factor.
Military Correspondent
As a direct gift from the United States to the world, we have established a powerful red, white and blue dome over the street strait.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Military Correspondent
American destroyers are on station supported by hundreds of fighter jets, helicopters, drones and surveillance aircraft providing 24,7 overwatch for peaceful commercial vessels, except Iran's, of course, which is why our ironclad blockade remains in full effect as well. In fact, six ships tried to run the blockade out of Iranian ports as Project Freedom commenced, and they were all turned around.
Rob Carson
Yeah, that's. The Iranian regime is very close to collapse, by the way. Very, very, very, very, very close to collapse. We'll be talking at length about this very, very shortly with Tony Schaefer. Lieutenant Colonel Tony Shaffer. This is Lieutenant General Keith Kelly last night on Newsmax talking about Iran. The end is near.
Lieutenant General Keith Kelly
When, when regimes are near the end of a, their, their, their lives, they lash out really hard. And I think you're seeing that right now with the Iranians and the Democrat Party.
Rob Carson
And the Democrat Party, the, the language has just gone through the suf, their vitriol and all that. It's because they realize they are, they're dying, they're descending into hell.
Lieutenant General Keith Kelly
Really don't know where to go. Now. That raises your risk level. That raises the danger something's going to happen to an American warship or to civilian.
Rob Carson
Yeah, you know, like assassination attempts and stuff. I'm just making a little comparison here as well to desperate, evil people.
Lieutenant General Keith Kelly
But I think you have risk. If you're going to open it up, you accept it, but you make them pay a terrible price for it. I wouldn't say take out their, their power plants or hurt the Iranian people. What I would say is go after things that control them, which is actually the Revolutionary Guards and their command and control. You compound the problem that they've got to solve and then you make it a point of that they can't handle all this. At the same time. We're in absolute control. This, the president has done this brilliantly, that we are. We've got all the cards. Let's play all the cards.
Rob Carson
He's on with Rob Schmidt last night. Great job by Rob Schmid. That is always on newsmax. This is Trey Yings with a report on what's going on in Iran and the Straits of Hormuz,
Trey Yings
about a lot of oil that is currently in the Persian Gulf that now the United States has control over when and where it moves. And the president talked about this as well. The Iranians tried to put pressure on the United States and the military in the region and their plan backfired and ultimately that led to President Trump, Trump controlling the Strait of Hormuz. And that's what we are seeing right now. Iranian ports are totally stopped at this moment. They cannot move vessels out through the Strait of Hormuz due to the U.S. navy blockade. And the President now is issuing this new warning to the Iranian regime if they try to escalate in the Persian Gulf.
Rob Carson
Yeah, you know, we're not having to drop any bombs, but if we have do we have do, then we will finish it. We're just going to finish it. And it's very close to completely falling apart. The wheels are coming off of the. What's left of the Iranian regime. Here's the President in good spirits as always yesterday, talking about Iran.
Donald Trump
We then land on top of it and we took over the ship, we took over the cargo, took over the oil. It's a very profitable business. Who would have thought we were doing that? We're like pirates. We're sort of like pirates. We don't know who the hell we're dealing with. Nicole, this is Mohammed. So and so I say, are you a leader?
Rob Carson
We're looking.
Donald Trump
We're looking for a leader. It's the only country in the world nobody wants to be a leader.
Rob Carson
No, no, no. You ended up being made into cardboard like the cardboard Ayatollah. Laughable on, by the way. Absolutely laughable. And the Democrat Party, they, they want to use the War Powers act so they can, they can stop the victory from happening. That's what they want to do. They want to, they want to stop and they want to leave a seed remaining so the Iranian regime can come back and Donald Trump can be blamed for it. That's Democrat Party is right now. Have you heard them say anything positive? I mean, honestly, anything positive about freeing the Iranian people? Has anyone said that?
Trey Yings
No.
Rob Carson
It started day one. Day one. Chris Murphy, after we killed the Ayatollah. It's a disaster. I mean, wow. You know the Venezuelan drug boats? Oh, they're innocent fishermen. Oh, the southern border. Oh, they're racism xenophobic. Well, no, we shut down the south damn southern border. Let's go after the illegal alien criminals. He's going after innocent Maryland dads and all that. I mean, honestly. Shut up. Shut up. So tired of this nonsense. Here's General Jack Keane talking about the death throes of the Iranian regime.
General Jack Keane
I think it's more likely than not that we will return to combat operations to finish these guys once and for all. One thing I think we have to do is make certain that our CIA and a Mossad have got plans and they're working them right now to undermine
Rob Carson
of a lot, a lot of Mossad on the ground in Iran ready to take down the remnants of this regime and free the Iranian people. Wouldn't that be amazing? Of course Democrats would hate that this
General Jack Keane
regime covertly and also assist the Iranian people. Because as this thing starts to break apart, the vulnerability of the regime and its leaders and lack of trust in one another, we can take advantage of that and also encourage the Iranian people to get out there.
Rob Carson
You know, when we first started this, there were millions of Iranian expats around the world in places like Montreal, Canada and Paris and here that were ignored. That were ignored. They were out. I mean, there was a. I think it might have been happening the same weekend as the no kings idiocy here in Washington D.C. there were more people out to celebrate a free Iran than the idiot no kings. But nobody covers the Iranians. And I for one am going to party like it's 19 mother bleeping 79 when these B words are driven out of power and the people of Iran are allowed to walk free. And shame on the Democrat party for thinking the Iranian people are better off with the Ayatollah. Shame on the Democrat Party for acting like ending a 47 year war that Iran has declared on the entire world resulting in tens of thousands of deaths, billions of dollars in property damage, hundreds of thousands of injuries, thousands injuries and deaths of American soldiers because of these SOBs. And chances are, you know, if you served in Afghanistan or Iraq, you know somebody who was injured, whether it be mentally or physically or killed by the proxies of Iran supplying roadside bombs and whatnot. So honestly, you are so sad and pathetic and you're not invited to the celebr, you know, the party at the end. You're not going to be invited to the parade. We don't want you around. Shame on you for not having our backs on this one. Here is Victor Davis Hansen and he's saying, yeah, the end is near, but it might require a little bit of bombing each.
Military Analyst
They have a timeline and their timeline is about three or four weeks and they're going to be broke. They have no military capability to speak of other than whatever.
Rob Carson
Well, that's not what the Democrats are saying. They're saying it's a quagmire and we have failed.
Military Analyst
But so does Donald Trump, as you point.
Rob Carson
And they trust the Iranian leadership. Places like Ms. Now, they trust the Iranian leadership more than they do CENTCOM with the United States. They do. That's how bad they are.
Military Analyst
He has a timeline. The price of gas, the economy, pressure from our Western allies on economic issues, the midterms. So it's just a question of how long are we going to let them drop?
Rob Carson
Yeah. Donald Trump took a giant risk taking out the Iranian threat to the world, whether it be nuclear or otherwise, in a midterm year. Democrats would have never done that because they are. Well, there's a word, it starts with P. It's a slang word for kitty cat.
Military Analyst
Drag it out before we seek resolution. And resolution was defined early on as eliminating the nuclear threat, the ability to send missiles and disrupt the Straits of Hormuz and the Gulf exporting.
Rob Carson
Yeah, he did it because he has
Military Analyst
testicular fortitude and making sure they didn't do what they've done for 47 years to America.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Military Analyst
And that I think, I don't want to be pessimistic, but I think that's going to require not ground troops, but a new round of air power to send them a message that they can do a lot more damage than they've suffered yet and try to do it as quickly and as with fewest calculus as possible and then see if that fulfills the mission or not.
Rob Carson
Yeah. Here's VDH talking about seven US Presidents did nothing. Nothing. Until Donald Trump came along, did it flawlessly. We have a. We have lost eight troops, which is about how many we lose in training exercise. It's a. It's a tragedy. Don't get me wrong.
Leroy Nicholas
Wrong.
Rob Carson
It is a tragedy. But we lost over 3,600 between Iraq and Afghanistan in 20 years.
Military Analyst
Seven prior presidents thought it was musical chairs. As long as it didn't happen on their watch, they would pass it on to the next president of both parties. And they had this fear that this abdominal 93 million powerhouse nation who was crazy, you don't dare touch it. And so it insidiously got worse and worse and worse. Worse. Finally, Donald Trump said, I'm going to be the person that tries to stop it. But anybody who tries to stop it takes enormous risk given this nature of this regime. And he took the risk. I think he can pull it off, but he needs a little bit more time.
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Leroy Nicholas
Doing good. How are you?
Rob Carson
I'm good. How you like it? What's, what's going on in the Straits of Horror Moose? It sounds like we got control of it.
Leroy Nicholas
Yes, yes, I, I think we saw it. Like you said, it's been a long time coming. I think people are surprised. They're not used to somebody actually taking action, doing the things they need to do to take care of this. And history repeats itself, not only in this country, but from around the world. We allow these people to accumulate all this power and then when it's time to get rid of them, it takes this type of force to get rid of them.
Rob Carson
We have a president, the only president to have the testicular fortitude to finally do something after 47 years. And the caterwauling and the bull crap from the left is just so overwhelmin with any other administration. People would have been dancing in the streets because happening under Donald Trump's watch, they'd rather, I mean, honestly, they would say, you know what? Omaha beach was a failure and the Berlin Wall needs to be put back up again.
Leroy Nicholas
Well, what can you expect from a group of people that, number one, couldn't stand up for applause for people who were victims of atrocities in his State of the Union address? What do you expect from people who couldn't even vote unanimously on men and women sports? What can you expect from a group of people like that? These people are the ultimate megalomaniacs that I even know. I mean, they, they, if they had common sense, which they don't know, they would say, hey, stand up, say hey, we were wrong on these points. Like Fetterman, he did a little bit. Yeah, that's the way they turning the corner. They don't have enough. They don't have. See, their problem is their pride. See, their pride and pride goes before the fall. And anytime you start pointing towards Mandami and all those lunatics and Reagan said it best. If communism comes here, it's going to be coming under the cloud of liberalism and it's happening.
Rob Carson
Yeah, well, we're not going to be ruled by it. I know this. It's not going to happen. And there's a point where they've been poking this pit bull of American patriotism for a very long time. We're about to bite them in the air ass, to be quite honest. But you spent a lot of time over there in the, in the Straits of Horror. Moose, tell us real quick, what, where, what were you? You're in the Navy and by the way, Navy's totally kicking butt over there. But tell us about the straits. It's only. How wide is it there? And what did you do when you
Leroy Nicholas
were over there so far as working in commissary? But we went to battle stations. We went to. It's the second. Your primary job, but your secondary jobs also doing. It's like preparing the ship for battle. Some people hold missiles to help with the 50 cal. Back when I was doing it. There's different types of stuff now. But we, you know, we, we stood in just in case something would happen. We fire watches, fire stations, prepared for any damage to come and also to receive, also to thwart any type of, you know, ammunition and prepare our ship for any missiles or anything.
Rob Carson
Let me ask you that for somebody who served over there. And we'll have to go in a second, Leroy, but, but for somebody who served over there, what does it mean to you to watch this, this region be stabilized, America take over the Straits of Hormuz and Iran to fall?
Leroy Nicholas
Well, it means a lot to me because see, we don't have to put up with this foolishness anymore. And I mean, it's enough. Enough's enough. All this. If you look at all the problems in the Middle East, I would say 99% of it came from them directly or indirectly.
Rob Carson
Of course it did. Of course.
Leroy Nicholas
The assassination of the Lebanese president Gamil, I forget his name, Gamil in the 70s and funded Hezbollah who, who tore down. I used to listen to these old salts, talked about how beautiful Lebanon was until. I know, I know the fundamentalists got in there and, and They're. They're radical. See, the Sunnis are totally different than the Shiites. And the Sunnis are two totally different people. Even though they're Muslim, These people here, they're. I mean, these Shiites are exactly what the word stands for. If you remove an eye,
Rob Carson
Well, we're blowing the Shiite out of them, I'll tell you that.
Leroy Nicholas
Yeah, yeah, but that's what they need. And see, this people think the diplomacy will not work with these. You have got to go in and pull that root out and totally eradicate 100, 100 these. These Democrats and. And Republicans think that they could talk to. That's not going to happen.
Rob Carson
No, it's not gonna happen. Listen, we gotta go. Leroy, I appreciate you. Yeah, it was a real pleasure to me. Me. Thanks for your service. And God bless you too, man. I appreciate you. Let's take a break. Yeah, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
Donald Trump
Black Betty,
Rob Carson
Ram Jam. Thank you very much. There's a remake of this. One of the proudest moments of my life was my daughter. When she was like, 15. We're driving around the car, all sudden, this comes on. She knows it. She knows the dang song. And I'm like, what? What? I've raised you right? I've raised you right. My kids were raised on a lot of different music. Classic rock being one of them because, you know, it's the greatest rock, although there's a lot of new rock. I remember one time I used to quiz my son. I may have told you this story. I used to quiz him on rock bands because, you know, I. I'm a music radio. I was in music radio. So I'd go AC and he'd go D and I go Lead and he goes Zeppelin. And I think it was 10 years old. And I said. I said, pearl. And he goes, harbor. I said, no, it's Pearl Jam.
Lieutenant General Keith Kelly
Pearl Harbor.
Rob Carson
It was fantastic. But anyway, we love music. And my son always tells me that Gen Z is the most diverse musically because, like, the music 20 years before I was born was big band music. Right before 1945 was 20 years before I was born. And so as big band music, rock and roll came around in the fift. And my kids were born, and rock and roll is 40 years old. So it's, you know, they've got this diversity of music, starting with, you know, Cream and Led Zeppelin and all these bands and moving forward. And so, yeah, some degree. To some degree, you're right. Love me some music. Case. You didn't know, supply constraints on commodities prices surge. You saw it with the Strait of Hormuz. It looks like oil futures are down. This because we got control of it now. There's no blockade, only the blockade that we're doing on Iranian ports. And they're going to fall. Another limited commodity is gold. Once they take it out of the ground, it's gone. You know, somebody buys it, it's gone. Central banks are buying it, savvy investors are buying it. You maybe have been thinking about it for years. I've been talking about Birch Gold for years. A company that I use, that I love. And right now, through May 29, it's already the fifth, for crying out loud. It's Cinco de Mayo. Birch gold is giving first time gold buyers a rebate up to 10,000 bucks on qualifying purchases. That's pretty big deal. That's pretty generous right there. So for details and free information on diversifying into gold, text Rob to the number 989-898. Birch Gold can help you convert an existing IRA or 401K into a tax sheltered IRA and physical gold, text Rob to 989-898 to see if you qualify for a first time gold buyer rebate up to $10,000 cash. Patel was talking to Hannity about the FBI. How crooked the FBI was with trying to go after Donald Trump and there's going to be hell to pay. A lot of quiet, quiet coming from, you know, some of the players with regard to the FBI. But, but the dirty dossier, they tried to make it sound like there was Russia collusion, hoax with Donald Trump. But there was no, he was a hoax. It was a joke. And the dirty dossier could have easily been discovered had anybody in the FBI lifted a finger to do anything but cover it up.
Cash Patel
The dossier, which now everyone has said, when I first saw it, I said, let's just do some investigative 101. Does that hotel with that room even exist in Moscow? It doesn't. It literally doesn't.
Jesse Waters
This is the first I'm hearing it. What?
Cash Patel
Come on, serious. So we looked it up. Doesn't exist. The a hotel exists. Not with that room, not in that location. It's available on the Internet. Anybody at the FBI could have verified that.
Rob Carson
Yeah, not only the, the FBI, but anybody in the damned media could have done it. But they wanted to destroy Donald Trump's presidency. They wanted a coup d' etat when he became the president and Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016. And she actually did collude with Russia. Russia because she sold the rights to Uranium One while she was secretary of state and got at least $150 million from Russian oligarchs who had invested in Uranium One. Look it up. Russia collusion was was created to cover that up and her sorry rear end, which is quite substantial as well. Second hour of the Rob Carson Shows right here. Tony Shaver joins us. Don't go anywhere.
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Podcast: The Rob Carson Show
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Podcasts)
Date: May 5, 2026
This live broadcast episode of The Rob Carson Show, titled "Cinco de Chaos," explores America's political tensions, global power struggles, and notable current events with host Rob Carson's trademark mix of humor and sharp conservative commentary. From the state of small business in America and ongoing threats to political leaders, to major international events like the near-collapse of Iran’s regime, Carson blends parody, insightful interviews, and passionate rants. Key guests include Donald Trump, Victor Davis Hanson, and former military officials.
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"We need to overwhelm the left with joy, patriotism and faith." – Rob Carson ([01:49])
Carson and a guest praise Trump’s 100% depreciation policy for small businesses.
Critiques of Joe Biden as being often absent or “on vacation.”
Satirical banter about media narratives painting Trump as a “white supremacist," with guest sarcasm:
"How could Hitler, the Nazi white supremacist who has dementia possibly do that?" – Rob Carson, mocking political hyperbole ([02:53])
Outlines struggles in Democratically-run states, with businesses moving out due to hostile climates for entrepreneurship.
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"The backbone of this country is small business, plain and simple." – Guest ([02:59])
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"We are all now Secret Service agents ... This crap's gotta end." – Rob Carson ([15:20])
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"With me, it's the exact opposite. We terminate a lot of federal jobs that are unnecessary." – Donald Trump ([08:29])
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"If you strip out the hate, they have nothing. There's no policy, there's no agenda ... Hate is profitable." – Jesse Waters ([19:24])
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"The Iranian regime is very close to collapse, by the way. Very, very, very, very, very close to collapse." – Rob Carson ([24:55])
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"When regimes are near the end ... they lash out really hard. And I think you're seeing that right now with the Iranians and the Democrat Party." – Lt. Gen. Keith Kelly ([25:16])
"Seven prior presidents thought it was musical chairs ... Finally, Donald Trump said, I'm going to be the person that tries to stop it." – Military Analyst ([33:20])
"It means a lot to me because see, we don't have to put up with this foolishness anymore ... If you look at all the problems in the Middle East, I would say 99% of it came from them directly or indirectly." – Leroy Nicholas ([39:04])
Cash Patel discusses the infamous "dirty dossier" and how simple fact-checking by the FBI could have ended the Russia collusion hoax ([43:44]).
Jesse Waters is incredulous at the ease with which the dossier could have been debunked:
"This is the first I'm hearing it. What?" – Jesse Waters ([43:54])
Carson accuses the media and intelligence community of intentional cover-ups against Trump ([44:06]).
The episode is high-energy, irreverent, and openly partisan, blending conservative commentary with banter, parody, and music references. Carson’s humor coexists with unfiltered critiques of Democrats, the media, and elements of the political and intelligence establishment.
"Cinco de Chaos" offered Newsmax listeners a sweeping—and often sardonic—tour through current events: from the future of small business and political violence, to decisive foreign policy moves in Iran. Impassioned diatribes and interviews drive home Carson’s view that America is at a tipping point both domestically and on the world stage, with Donald Trump and his supporters battling entrenched media bias, bureaucratic bloat, and international threats.