Clintons Dodging Subpoenas?! Rob Carson Drops the Mic on DC’s Dumbest

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Episode Title: Clintons Dodging Subpoenas?! Rob Carson Drops the Mic on DC’s Dumbest
Date: November 21, 2025
Host: Rob Carson
Featured Guest: Christian Toto (“Hollywood in Toto”)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rob Carson Show blends political commentary, cultural analysis, and humor, focusing on current events, media antics, entertainment news, and a satirical take on allegations involving the Clintons and Jeffrey Epstein. Rob delivers his trademark irreverent analysis, highlights “dumbest” moments from political and media figures, and welcomes media critic Christian Toto for a deep dive into Hollywood trends and new releases.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Rob’s TV Show & Performer “Guilt Trip”

[03:30–05:00]

• Rob plugs his Newsmax shows and reflects on the work ethic required for his Sunday night comedy program on Newsmax.
• Employs classic “mom guilt” humor to urge listeners to tune in:

  “I worked for three days on this show and you’re not going to watch…How hard it is…watch it because it’s funny!” (Rob Carson, 04:44)

• Lightheartedly describes the process of juggling show preparation like an endurance sport.

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2. Economic “Winning” & Political Spin

[05:12–09:15]

• Rob highlights positive economic news (declining turkey dinner costs, manufacturing boom, improved 401k balances).
• Features Howard Lutnick (Trump economic advisor) predicting strong future job growth and tax changes, then decries past Democratic leadership for manufacturing decline:

  “Barack Obama said manufacturing, nothing I can do. Okay, I’m ready to magic wand. He’s an academic. He’s an idiot academic, Marxist.” (Rob Carson, 07:23)

• Suggests that under Biden, the housing market deteriorated due to illegal immigration, leading to housing shortages and sky-high prices.
• Mocks House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries for blaming climate change for unaffordable homeownership:

  “It is incredibly important that we deal with the climate crisis…because there is only one Earth.” (Hakeem Jeffries, satirically quoted by Rob, 09:00)

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3. “Woke” Backlash & Media Boycotts

[09:16–10:42]

• Mocks Joy Reid’s call for boycotts of companies reducing DEI initiatives:

  “We ain’t buying it…We definitely ain’t buying that. Oh, not going to Target either. No, not gonna go to Target. I’m sorry, did I stutter?” (Joy Reid, paraphrased and lampooned, 10:28)

• Laughs at the idea that such calls impact retail giants, likening Reid’s threats to his own potential “Lowe’s boycott.”

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4. Democratic Rhetoric: “Dumbest in DC”

[10:42–13:10]

• Plays a clip of Rep. Jasmine Crockett claiming Trump would “allow lynching” and embolden hate. Rob reacts with heavy sarcasm about the decline in political discourse:

  “I apologize for the IQ points lost when you hear her. But don’t worry, you’ll make them up over the weekend.” (Rob Carson, 10:45)

• Continues the segment mocking the “Springerization” of politics.

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5. Epstein, the Clintons, and Congressional Subpoenas

[16:17–18:43]

• Breaks down recent news on Bill and Hillary Clinton’s potential legal exposure regarding Jeffrey Epstein records, citing House Chairman James Comer.
• Notes the Clintons’ lack of public response and refusal of subpoenas, contrasting their behavior with Trump allies who faced jail for non-cooperation:

  “The Clintons, by the way…they’re the one group in the investigation that hasn’t had to answer any questions.” (Rob Carson, 17:23)

• Introduces an original parody song by Jim Gossett lampooning the Clintons “dodging subpoenas.”

  “We are dodging subpoenas, and so is my wife. We will try to dodge them for the rest of our lives!” (Jim Gossett, 18:09)

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6. Californian Politics Satire: Eric Swalwell’s “Country”

[22:23–24:08]

• Plays a late-night show clip announcing Eric Swalwell’s California gubernatorial campaign.
• Ridicules Swalwell’s verbal slip (“California is the greatest country in the world”) and lackluster presence:

  “First of all, there’s nothing entertaining about Eric Swallowswell…my God.” (Rob Carson, 24:02)

• Christian Toto derides the media for platforming such “blank slate” politicians:

  “To call it propaganda is unkind to propaganda…You pull a string and out pops up the rhetoric…” (Christian Toto, 24:43)

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7. Hollywood Trends & Movie Talk with Christian Toto

[25:00–29:36]

• Discussion of Disney’s new live-action “Moana”:
  • Questioning need for a remake so soon after the animated success.
  • Toto notes heavy use of CGI rather than true live-action, diminishing audience appeal:

    “It’s such a weird thing that they’re going through…I would aggressively make it natural and real.” (Christian Toto, 26:46)

• Talk about the new “Wicked” musical adaptation:
  • Rob pokes fun at perceived “over-gaying” of musical theater and lauds vocal performances.
  • Toto highlights insufferable social media presence of the new stars but recommends the film for its cast and nostalgia:

    “Just avoid that at all costs. Just go see the movie. It’s enjoyable, it’s fun. Jeff Goldblum is great and the two leads beautifully…” (Christian Toto, 29:28)

  • Jokingly reiterates the presence of Toto the dog.

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8. Serious Film: “Thoughts and Prayers” Documentary

[31:08–34:13]

• Presents HBO documentary on school shootings; Rob expected anti-gun narrative but Toto shares an outside reviewer’s praise for fairness:

  “She thought it was remarkably fair and balanced. A realistic look at what’s going on…” (Christian Toto, 31:37)

• Both agree the problem is cultural, not strictly gun-related:

  “You wouldn’t have thought twice about doing a school shooting…This is about culture, this is about desensitizing people to violence, psychoactive medication...” (Rob Carson, 32:46)

• Urge for complex, multi-factor solutions.

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9. Thanksgiving Movies and Traditions

[29:50–30:37]

• Totem-style ranking of Thanksgiving movies:
  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles is labeled the “granddaddy” and must-watch.
  • “Thanksgiving just doesn’t get the attention. But if you’ve got Planes, Trains and Automobiles, what else do you need? It’s perfect.” (Christian Toto, 30:29)

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10. Crime and Social Justice System Critique

[35:27–37:58]

• Rob recounts violent crime cases (including a woman set on fire in Chicago), blaming failures of judges/policy for not keeping dangerous repeat offenders incarcerated.
• Outlines an urgent need for accountability in the justice system.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Political Double Standards:
  “The Clintons…they’re the one group in the investigation that hasn’t had to answer any questions.” (Rob Carson, 17:23)
  “I am dodging subpoenas and so is my wife. We will try to dodge them for the rest of our lives!” (Jim Gossett (parody), 18:09)

• On Late Night Political Propaganda:
  “To call it propaganda is unkind to propaganda…” (Christian Toto, 24:43)

• On Hollywood Excess:
  “Are you watching a live action movie or just really expensive CGI?” (Paraphrase, Christian Toto, 26:38)

• On Gun Violence:
  “This isn’t about guns…obviously this is about culture, about desensitizing people to violence.” (Rob Carson, 32:46)

• On Thanksgiving Cinema:
  “If you’ve got Planes, Trains and Automobiles, what else do you need?” (Christian Toto, 30:29)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Rob’s show, guilt trip & prep: 03:30–05:00
• Economy, housing, & “good news” jingle: 05:12–09:15
• Joy Reid boycotts & DEI: 09:16–10:42
• Jasmine Crockett on Trump/lynching: 10:42–13:10
• Clintons, subpoenas & Epstein: 16:17–18:43
• Eric Swalwell CA governor run satire: 22:23–24:08
• Hollywood with Toto, Moana & Wicked: 25:00–29:36
• “Thoughts and Prayers” documentary discussion: 31:08–34:13
• Thanksgiving movies: 29:50–30:37
• Crime/judicial system critique: 35:27–37:58

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Tone & Language

• Language: Casual, irreverent, sarcastic, humorous
• Tone: Satirical, occasionally poignant, often combative toward political/media figures, warm and nostalgic when discussing culture and movies.

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Final Thoughts

For listeners new and old, this episode showcases Rob Carson’s trademark blend of humor, frustration, and pointed political satire. The collaboration with Christian Toto provides pop culture breadth, and the recurring riffs on media, politics, and cultural decline keep the show lively and provocative. The “Clintons dodging subpoenas” theme is the comedic through-line, staked to serious barbs about double standards in American life and governance. A must-listen (or must-read) for those who crave both news analysis and sharp-edged comedy.

Transcript

[Rob Carson]

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[Christian Toto]

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[Rob Carson]

Hold it. Now you are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide web. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is the Rob Carson Show. And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Next week it is Thanksgiving. I'm going to be off obviously Thanksgiving and Friday by the way, but I'm going to be on Monday, Tuesday, Winnie. And then Tuesday and Wednesday night I'm going to be on the right squad with Chris Plant on Newsmax. That should be fun. Some of you headed into the DC studio and doing the show in one of the panelists. I'm gonna be a panelist on the show. It's gonna be fun. I'm not sure if they're ready for me. It's gonna be Fun. So. Oh, and by the way, I want to mention my show, Rob Carson's what in the World Is a Sunday night on Newsmax, 8:30 following the Dr. Michael Savage Show. And this weekend is off the hook. And you know, I, I've been able to. One of the things when you're a performer is that you have to play through the pain, right? It's like, it's like being an athlete. I mean, loosely, obviously, but, but it is you, you have to go out and you have to do the show regardless of what, what's happening in your life, whether that's moving across the country, whether it's divorce or all that stuff. But, but it can impact how you perform. And I will tell you this weekend show is phenomenal. I'm very proud of it. I spend a lot of times on this little, this little half hour show. I generally start the week before it runs on Sunday. So a week before on Saturday is when I start writing the show and I start gathering clips for the show. And then Sunday I get all the clips for the show and write a good share of the script. Then Monday I write the script, put together the show. Tuesday I tape the show. So for a half hour I do four days working this thing. And so I hope you will check it out because if you don't, I'm going to be very sad because I put a lot, you know what, I made this meal here and, and you're not going to eat it. Do you know what this feels? I want to put a little, you know, mom guilt on you, little Jewish or Catholic mom guilt on you. I worked for three days on this show and you're not going to watch this show. What do you think I do this show for? Do you know how hard it is to do this show? I could do other things with my time than do this show, but I do this show for you. How's that? Did that work? How about just watch it because it's funny. I think that's a good idea. Let's do some good news. And for that we need our good news jingle. We love to win. Winning, winning. So much winning. It's lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning. It's oh so good. You know, there's a lot of great things happening with the economy. The turkey dinner is going to be down about 25% this year. You've got inflation stagnant right now. You've got $19 trillion in new manufacturing coming to the country. You got to Close the southern border. You've got peace in the Middle East. You've got peace deals around the world. You got gas prices. I filled up my car in Northern Virginia in the Alexandria area for about 250 today. That's a big deal because when I got here, it was 350. I'm not kidding. It was crazy. I almost filled the next guy's car. It was like what, 250? Hell, I'll put. Get over here, get over here. Let me put this in. I'll take care of it for you. I was feeling generous. Here's Howard Lutnick. He's an economic advisor for Donald Trump and he says that you are just seeing the beginning and next year is going to be ridiculous. It's just setting up for where we're going. You know that the big Beautiful bill starts January 1st. You start getting depreciation. The factories are going to come online. You are going to see job numbers. No interest. If you buy an American made car. No tax on tips. All of you who require tips and live on tips, whether you're waiting tables or driving Uber or Uber eats or all of that, it's tax free. It's tax free. You want waitstaff, I know you got to give some to the bartenders and all that. You got to share it a little bit. But you don't have to share any with the federal government anymore in the second half of next year that are going to blow you away. And these are just the right kind of jobs. We've got to train these people. We've got to get those people in America into the workforce. I don't believe any of that happened when Joe Biden was the president for these great paying jobs. And I think really America, the golden age, which Donald Trump talks about, he is literally saying, we are going to build manufacturing in America and these jobs are going to blow the numbers away. I believe that too, actually. You know, when I was growing up, it was American made and I not mean to sound cliche here. American made meant something. We saw manufacturing leave our cities, leave our small towns. Small towns that had factories building. Whatever went out of business. They became much fewer and far between. Much fewer and far between. And that's coming back. Barack Obama said manufacturing, nothing I can do. Okay, I'm ready to magic wand. He's an academic. He's an idiot academic, Marxist. He had no idea how to run an economy because he's never done a job. Remember when George Bush said jobs Americans won't do, guess what? There's no job Americans won't do, you buffoon. Oh, by the way, also, if you have a 401k, you better sit down for this because it's pretty damn good. The average 401k balance jumped 9% from a year ago, according to Fidelity, up to about $144,400. Average individual retirement account balance rose 7% over the year. Can you believe that? Roth IRA, of course, lets you contribute 24K. And a key difference is that contributions to a Roth are taxed up front. So individuals withdrawals in retirement are tax free. There you go. But there you go. That's pretty amazing. Number of 401 accounts with a balance. Number of 401k accounts with a balance of $1,000,000 or more jumped to 654,000. I'm not in that group, by the way, because I work in radio. And up 10% from the second quarter. The number of IRA created millionaires also increased by 11.5% from the previous quarter to 559,000. That's pretty good news, isn't it? I think it's pretty good news. So there you go. And it's kind of funny because, you know, Joe. Joe Biden destroyed the housing market when Joe Biden was president. Let all these illegals come in, you see, and that caused a shortage in housing, caused the price of housing to double. To double. To double. And here's Hakeem Jeffries. He says it wasn't Joe Biden who did that. It was climate change. Homeownership has become unaffordable. Yeah. Because of Joe Biden, prices were half as much when he. When he took office in far too many places, ripping away the possibility of home ownership. Why didn't you say anything about that? When the price of owning a first home, I should say the age of owning a first home went to 40 for millions of Americans. And we know that homeownership has always been central to the great American dream. You've never said these words ever, Hakeem Jeffries. And so it's incredibly important that we deal with the climate crisis. Oh, dear God in heaven. Because there is only one Earth.

[Christian Toto]

There is no.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, my God. I don't know. Is that some sort of a distraction? There's something going on. These. Trying to distract from. There's only one reason that you'd say something that stupid, honestly. Joy Reid, by the way, who. Who has no sway whatsoever, says that she is going to cause a massive boycott. A massive. Boy. I'm not talking about her, you know, not having anything to do with men, I think that just happens naturally, but I'm not. It's something different. It's when you. When you decide you're not going to shop somewhere. And here she is, she says, because some of these companies, like Amazon, are getting rid of the DEI nonsense, that she is going to spark a boycott.

[Christian Toto]

Dear retailers who've decided you don't like diversity, equity and inclusion.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. Because it's a. It's a scam or you really love.

[Christian Toto]

ICE and you have no problem with them busting into your establishment.

[Rob Carson]

100%. I love ice. I love that they're arresting a lot of illegals. I think it's really cool to drag people away. Yeah, I know. Well, they don't usually drag them away unless they're kicking and screaming.

[Christian Toto]

Here's the thing. Yeah, we ain't buying it.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, you're not buying it. I mean, for real, for real, for real, for real. She's getting all girlfriend here.

[Christian Toto]

We ain't buying it.

[Rob Carson]

We ain't buying it.

[Christian Toto]

We ain't buying that.

[Rob Carson]

Talking about Amazon. I'm gonna just order something off Amazon that I don't even need just because. Oh, no, I do that regularly anyway. Yeah, I didn't need that.

[Christian Toto]

You know, we ain't buying that Home.

[Rob Carson]

Depot and we definitely ain't buying that. Oh, not going to Target either. No, not gonna go to Target. I'm sorry, did I stutter? Yeah, we ain't buying it. Yeah. You know what a. It's you, yourself and you is. Is who is not going to be buying it, because nobody listens to you at all. Nobody listens to you at all. Like, she's going to start a boy. That's like, if I said, all right, I'm not going to shop at Lowe's anymore, we're boycotting him. Who's with me? You would see no drop in traffic at Lowe's, not one little bit. Oh, here is Jasmine Crockett. Dear God in heaven, I hate to do this to you on a Friday. And again, I apologize for the IQ points lost when you hear her. But don't worry, you'll make them up over the weekend. You'll make them up over the weekend. Here she is saying that Donald Trump is going to allow lynching. They not even going. Honestly, they about to. They not even go, is what. They not even go. Outlaw the idea of white supremacy and white hate. Like they. Oh, yeah, we'll outlaw the idea of white supremacy. That's possible. Yeah, we'll just. We'll just outlaw it. There you go. They're about to be like, oh, that's not a thing. Forget the fact that you're talking about getting rid of, like, the classification for nooses in a time in which getting rid of the classification for nooses. We have seen these random black bodies be strung up down south. These random black bodies be strung up down South. That hasn't happened. It happened with a lot of Democrats in the. In the late 1800s and early 20th century also, seemingly at a time in which you're back in office. Because what you do is you embolden the hate. You embolden everybody to take off their hoods. That is what he has done. He is the one that is producing this violence. Listen. Oh, my God, it is again. I'm sorry. I mean, my IQ dropped it up. I lost my place. How did I get here? Honestly? Unbelievable. Wow. This is all because Jerry Springer died. I mentioned this earlier. This is the reason why she's in office. She would be on a Jerry Springer panel, but he died. And so she had to do something with her time and she became a member of Congress. That's what happened. That's what happened. I'm standing by it. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

[Christian Toto]

Fasten your seat belt. Deep state.

[Rob Carson]

It's going to be a bumpy ride. It's the Rob Carson Show. It is a Rob Carson show. And it's Friday. It's Friday. We're going to talk to Christian, Toto, Hollywood and Toto. At the bottom of the hour, Disney's got another liveaction version of a. An animated classic, I guess. Moana. I saw it once. It was all right. I wasn't a big fan of Moana. It's cause you're racist. No, no. It just wasn't that great. There's a lot of other ones that are much better. So we'll talk to him about that, among other things. I wonder how that meeting with Zoran Mandami is going over there in the White House. I would love to be a fly on the wall over there, man. Because he, you know, Zoran, he talks a good game. He's never, you know, the guy had to have a spotter to bench one plate. So, you know. Really? And he talked a lot of smack. Do I have. I think I might have him actually talking some smack here. Hold on one second. I had a. I had a. Hold on one second. Mondami. Yeah, here he is. Oh, yeah, here he is. Listen to this. This is him.

[Christian Toto]

But if you want to pursue your promise to create the single largest deportation force in American history or your promise to persecute and punish your political enemies, then you will have to get through me to do that here in New York City.

[Rob Carson]

Whoa, that's if you want to pursue. That's quite a threat through you. That's kind of like when you, you know, get, get, you know, fast food in a paper bag and the grease comes there on the, on the paper in the bottom. That's about how, how tough you'd be to get through. I'd love to see it. I would love to see it. You know, we live in amazing times. The Democrat party, they have some of the dumbest people in that party you could ever imagine. I mean, I, I worry about how far we've descended as a culture that these people are able to be elected. Stacy Plaskett, she's not even a real member of Congress, was in a hearing and, and she was texting pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. She was texting, receiving texts from Jeffrey Epstein. And here's what she said happened.

[Christian Toto]

But like many constituents, individuals get your phone number, they text you about issues, they speak with you.

[Rob Carson]

Then why didn't you talk to Bill from the Virgin Islands during that, during that. Or Nancy? She will, she lives there. What if Nancy wanted to talk about beach erosion or something? Would you, would you have answered her texts now? Because you were texting a freaking pedophile.

[Christian Toto]

I have spoken with him about issues.

[Rob Carson]

That are relevant things that are going on in the Virgin Islands and elsewhere around the country. How ironic. Right? But, but on that day that we're talking about, you initiated the tax exchange at 7:55 in the morning. Yeah, that's true.

[Christian Toto]

So why were you even texting with.

[Rob Carson]

Epine at the time? He was a known sex pedophile. You know, I explained to people I'm a pro.

[Christian Toto]

I've been a prosecutor for many years. And there are a lot of people who have information that are not your.

[Rob Carson]

Friends that you use to get information.

[Christian Toto]

For, to get at the truth.

[Rob Carson]

So unbelievably, ridiculously stupid. Bill and Hillary. Like this is going to happen. All right. Bill and Hillary risk prison over Epstein's silence. Chairman James Comer said this week that Bill and Hillary could face criminal exposure. Well, Bill's done that before. Related to newly serviced Jeffrey Epstein documents. We expect to hear from Bill and Hillary Clinton. Comer said on Just the News. Donald Trump answered questions for years about Jeffrey Epstein. Every day he gets asked questions about Epstein and he answers them in front of the American people. We have subpoen careful with that. Bill subpoenaed. You don't want to whip your subpoena out. Republicans and Democrats, although there is evidence is no evidence that Clinton's committed any crime. Yeah. Okay. Suggested possible legal exposure. Again, be careful. Inject new tension. Exposure and inject in the same sentence with Bill Clinton. That's just crazy. New tension into an already charged debate over transparency, accountability. Flight records show Clinton took several trips on Epstein's plane 2002-2003, sometimes getting rid of Secret Service. Yeah, let me see. The Clintons never have responded. They've been given a subpoena and the Clintons haven't responded. They're the one group in the investigating that hasn't had to answer any questions. And so the Clintons, by the way, you know that Steve Bannon and Peter Navarro went to jail because they refused to answer a subpoena and appear before a house committee investigating January 6th. So they're threatening Bill and Hillary with prison is what they're saying. And I'm doubting that's going to happen. I mean, we'd like to think that nobody's above the law, but the Clintons are way above it, even though they're criminals. The House wants me to testify about Jeffrey Epstein, Jim Gossett, but I've got lots to cover up, if you know what I mean, John. They'll ask me about the island on what went on down there. Down there. I could go and tell the truth, but I wouldn't dare wonder how many stains wrestling. I am dodging subpoenas and so is my wife. We will try to dodge them for the rest of our lives. Yeah, you will. We are dodging subpoenas. Da da da da da. Comer says we'll fail cuz if we keep on dodging, he will send us to jail. Oh, that would be nice, wouldn't it? We are dodging subpoenas. Confine us in contempt from prosecution. We are not exempt. We are dodging subpoenas. That is Jim Gossett. If you want to help out Jim and support him, go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy patreon.com Jim Goss Buffett comedy so you know, it's the giving season and Birchgold is not exempt from that. Birch Gold wants to give you some free gold. Yeah. For every $20,000 invested, Birch Gold is going to send you free gold to your house. How's that sound? Yeah. Gold started out this year $2,600. It's $4,100 and it's going to resume that meteoric rise. 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Someone who will bring prices down, lift wages up. Yeah. And we can say that we're the fourth largest economy in the world. We are. I love brag about the country. Yeah. Yeah. But what does that mean if you can't afford to live here? Oh, here. Affordability. So I've been in these fights. Yeah. As a city council member up in Dublin, my hometown. As a prosecutor in Oakland. Yeah. And taking on the most corrupt president ever in the US Congress. That was supposed to be an applause line, but nobody applauded. But I'm ready to bring this fight home. Okay, here we go. So I came here tonight, Jimmy, to tell you, your audience. Yeah. That I'm running to be the next governor of California. I didn't expect that. Honestly. What a. What a. Just a. I mean, somebody flushed that thing. That show. My God. First of all, there's nothing entertaining about Eric swallows. Well, swallow. Swallow. Swalwell. Second of all, my God, just to have him on there. Set up. Literally gave him. Set him up. He made a mistake nervously saying that California is a great country. And then he was able to make the announcement. And then, of course, they had the fluffed crowd ready to apply. Unbelievable. This is late night. My God. Christian Toto, Hollywood. How are you doing today, man?

[Christian Toto]

Dude, I thought we were friends. You're just punishing me with that. What have I done to you?

[Rob Carson]

I swear to God. This is what late night has become a. I mean, an unlikable, unlikable politician. He's got a bad beard. It looks like he ate a whisker ice cream cone and it dripped down his face. You remember the toy where you had the. You put the beard with the magnets, you know, on the guy, Whatever. Yeah, that's what he looks like. Why in the hell would he have him. What? What the hell? Unlikable man. And just setting him up to make his announcement on Late night television. What the hell?

[Christian Toto]

I mean, to call it propaganda is unkind to propaganda. You know, of course, the question you want to scream from the rooftops is, gee, why is your state so unaffordable? Who's been in charge for the last how many years? Really embarrassing.

[Rob Carson]

Well, didn't you move out? Didn't you move out of California?

[Christian Toto]

No, no, no. I was never there, thank goodness.

[Rob Carson]

Okay, I thought you were. I didn't remember. I didn't remember, but okay, I wouldn't want to live there either. Dear God in heaven, go ahead.

[Christian Toto]

But, you know, I mean, listen, if you're going to be a late night show and you want to have a politician on there, listen, Senator Ted Cruz, even if you don't agree with his politics, is actually a pretty funny guy and has a sense of pop culture. And he could. He could bring something to the table. And there, listen, Jasmine Crockett, I mean, she lies like she breathes, but she's kind of entertaining in a way. But this dude is a blank slate. He's got nothing to say. You pull a string and out pops up the rhetoric. I mean, who's watching that?

[Rob Carson]

I don't know, but I don't think they're going to be watching it for long. A lot of things going on. I. My kids are grown up, but, I mean, I took them to see every animated movie from 1999 on. Moana is being made into a live action movie. I've heard terrible reviews around this. And I was like, why in the hell would one they want to do this? And then I realized that Moana raked in over a billion dollars. Moana, too, raked in a billion dollars globally. And now I guess. I guess I know why. But I've heard terrible things about it. What? Have you. Have you heard anything about this movie?

[Christian Toto]

No. I mean, it just seems wildly. First of all, it's wildly unnecessary. We just saw Moana.

[Rob Carson]

I know. It was just 2024. Was Mayana 2 was Moana 2 was in 2024.

[Christian Toto]

But listen, these movies do make money. It's scary. I think the crazy thing about the trailer, which I think racked up a lot of views.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Christian Toto]

You watch it and thinking, okay, this is the live action version. It looks like cgi. I mean, you could barely spot humans in it.

[Rob Carson]

Exactly.

[Christian Toto]

It's such a weird thing that they're going through. I would aggressively make it natural and real. Listen, it's Disney. If they got all the money in the world, just throw it out there. Get them on. Get them on an island and make it look, like, exciting and interesting and. No, it's just, like, you know, looking at the people's faces, like, is it cg? I don't know. It's. It's. I'm torn.

[Rob Carson]

Well, I have seen better AI stuff online than that trailer looked like. I saw what Lee. Lee Armey, the. The drill sergeant actor who died dressing down Mr. Spock in a. In a Star Trek. And it looked real. More real than Moana. I saw that today. It was really funny, too, by the way. It was really funny.

[Christian Toto]

I love that, by the way. Something weird happened with CGI in movies.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Christian Toto]

Amazing. For a long time. And now it always looks more fake. It's almost like there's been a regression. I don't know.

[Rob Carson]

Why? Well, because there's a point where it's just so unbelievably over the top and ridiculous that it's not even. It's not even appealing anymore. It's just. Okay. Dinosaurs fighting and, you know, I'm going to be walking underneath them as they try to step on me and laser beams. I'm like, what the hell? Really? How about we just have people talk? I swear to God. Let me see. Oh, oh, oh. You know, I thought the first Wicked was. Was a good musical. I only had a problem with. It's like, you know, you had the prince. The, you know, the prince. And of course, all the gay cast members were fawning all over him. You didn't see the, like, women fawning over, you know, the princess. That's the thing that really bothered me. Do we really need to gay up this? I mean, Wicked is already pretty gay. Let's just face it. It. It's a musical, right? But. But it was. The vocal performances were freaking ridiculously good. They were really good. Well, I could say that as a heterosexual male, but they Wicked. Wicked for good. Trailer is. Is out and they're redoing this thing. What have you heard about it?

[Christian Toto]

Yeah, no, the theater. The movie itself is out in theaters right now. It just opened this weekend, so I enjoyed it as well. I enjoyed the first film. Listen, the noise around the movies is ridiculous. The cast has been sort of. Listen, it's one thing to understand that there's a part of your audience that is LGBTQ friendly. I get that it's a musical, like you said.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, I know.

[Christian Toto]

Really lean into it. And also, have you seen any of the clips of these two actresses on social media?

[Rob Carson]

Oh, dear God, they're insufferable.

[Christian Toto]

Long nails. And Ariana looks like she needs a Hamburger. It's, it's really sad and it's almost like. Just avoid that at all costs. Just go see the movie. It's enjoyable, it's fun. Jeff Goldblum is great and the two leads beautifully.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Christian Toto]

And listen, this, here's the, here's the, the spoiler. Toto's back. You don't see him that much, but Toto is back. The dog is here.

[Rob Carson]

Well, I thought they put him down in the first one.

[Christian Toto]

How dare you?

[Rob Carson]

Didn't he go out and live on the farm? Didn't he go out and live on the farm? Where's Toto? He went back to Kansas. Well, really, he went back to Kansas. Okay, I do want to, I do want to get to this. Thoughts and prayers. I saw a trailer for this yesterday and I, you know, I don't know, kind of a one sided view of school shootings, Blaming guns. Blaming guns, all of that stuff. I do want to cover that. I, I also wanted to mention Thanksgiving is coming up. We don't usually we think of Christmas movies, but there are Thanksgiving movies out there. Number one on my list is Planes, Trains and Automobiles. I gotta watch it at least once a year.

[Christian Toto]

Yeah, it's the granddaddy of Thanksgiving movies. And you know, they don't make that many Thanksgiving films. I think Pieces of April is another one with Katie Holmes, which I saw years ago and found it charming. Again, it's mostly set around that time of the year, but it's. Listen, you turn on Netflix and it's like a zillion new and old Christmas movies. But Thanksgiving just doesn't get the attention. But if you've got planes, Trains and automobiles, what else do you need? It's perfect. It's absolutely perfect.

[Rob Carson]

Exactly.

[Christian Toto]

It's funny, it's sweet, it's nostalgic, it's bittersweet. It's everything.

[Rob Carson]

Everything. It is. It's absolutely awesome. Can you hold on? I want to touch on that other stuff on the other side of the break. Let's take a break. You're talking with Christian Toto. Hollywood in toto dot com. Hollywood in dodo dot com. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

[Christian Toto]

Every time there is a shooting, we see a quadrupling of business.

[Rob Carson]

When it unfolds, it gives you an instant cover. It's a quad Japan designed around the dog.

[Christian Toto]

There's such a rise in active shooters in schools nowadays. We're seeing great interest in the product.

[Rob Carson]

We could be a $300 million company.

[Christian Toto]

By the time this documentary Airs.

[Rob Carson]

Wow. That is the trailer for a new documentary on HBO called Thoughts and Prayers. You on your, on your website, Christian. Toto Hollywood in toto Thoughts and Prayers offers balance take on school shootings. And my initial response is anti gun. Making fun of thoughts and prayers but not necessarily the case. Right.

[Christian Toto]

Yeah. You know, it's funny. I saw the promo for this film and I thought, I have a dear friend, Laura Carnot, who works with a group called Faster Colorado. They train teachers to be armed and responsible to help prevent or at least short circuit something terrific, terrific at their school. So I thought, let me, let me have her review this documentary. I mean, you know, if they're going to be the usual Hollywood leftist spin, she'll be able to debunk it better than I can. And she saw it and she thought it was remarkably fair and balanced. A realistic look at what's going on. It talks about the precious seconds that tick away between the time of school shooting starts and when the help arrives. And it talks about a lot of different options that are out there. So I was surprised. I'm sure she was even more surprised. But you know, it's not the usual messaging that we'd expect from Hollywood. I haven't seen it myself. That was her take, but I helped her and she's really well versed in the subject matter, so. But the bottom line is this is just grim material and oh my God, they're not going away. This is not going to end, Sally. For some reason, this is just part of our new life now and we can't stop it entirely. We at least have mitigated or, you know, help the kids get to safety. You know, that's.

[Rob Carson]

What a sad commentary, right, Christian? What a, what a sad commentary. And this isn't about guns. This is not about guns. We had guns when you and I were growing up. We had guns. My God, my high school, you know, I grew up in Iowa. My high school, the kids would park their pickup trucks and there were gun racks in the back window of the pickup truck. That's welcome to Iowa. But, you know, you wouldn't have thought twice about doing a school shooting. You wouldn't have thought twice about shooting someone, let alone. So obviously this is about culture. This is about a desensitation, desensitizing people to violence. This is, I'm, I'm sure psychoactric medication being over prescribed, among other things. This is madness. And there's going to have to be a point where we turn back this because we can't go further down this path. At this point.

[Christian Toto]

Yeah. And I think it's one of those situations where people want to find one answer, one responsibility, one problem that we can solve. But it's always a perfect storm. I use that term loosely. It's not a perfection by any stretch, but it's just a, a combination of terrible things that just coalesce together that make this responsible. And again, you have to treat it responsibly. And you can't say, well, that's off the table or that's off the table. It has to be a joined effort to kind of get this to be mitigated, to decrease it, to do whatever you need to do to make sure it doesn't happen again or make it as least awful as possible.

[Rob Carson]

It is, it is interesting that we in a country that is built on entrepreneur entrepreneurship, that people are making money protecting our children from being murdered in school. I mean, wow. Wow.

[Christian Toto]

Yeah.

[Rob Carson]

I swear.

[Christian Toto]

But I mean if they're helping, then it's, it's a good, you gotta do it.

[Rob Carson]

You gotta take control of an out of control situation. Christian Toto, as always, awesome to talk to you. Plans for Thanksgiving?

[Christian Toto]

Yeah, staying home, mostly family. We're gonna have a good friend in her family who I guess their loved ones are far away so they'll hang out here and survive my cooking.

[Rob Carson]

All right, great. Where can people check out obviously hollywoodandtoto.com but where can people listen to your podcast?

[Christian Toto]

Yeah, you know, it's on YouTube, it's on Rumble itunes, all the places. But if you go to Hollywood in Toto on YouTube, you'll also find my short on Hollywood Hollywood series. Put out a new one yesterday. It's under a minute. All the Hollywood headlines with a bit of snark and a little bit of political, political fun. Let's put it that way.

[Rob Carson]

I would, I would expect nothing less. Thanks for joining me, man. Nice to talk to you today. Have a, have a blessed weekend and a very happy Thanksgiving.

[Christian Toto]

You too. Thanks so much.

[Rob Carson]

All right. Absolutely. Absolutely. Trying to think where I want to go next. You know, I was going to cover this story of a man in Chicago who set a woman on fire. On the, on the l50 year old Lawrence Reed, hit with federal terrorism charges. He set a 26 year old woman on fire. Said burn, bitch. I'll just say it as she burned. This is another attack. We had one in Charlotte, North Carolina which kind of disappeared from the headlines because that same week Charlie Kirk was murdered. This man had 49 arrests, 10 felonies and he's ruined this woman's life. You're 26 years old. You have your entire life in front of you. The rest of your life will be, Will be about the scars, the, the pain and agony of this event. Her entire life, her entire life has changed. Her entire life trajectory, if she survives, has been changed at 26 years old, a brilliant life ahead of her. And now it'll all be about the physical and emotional scarring of what happened because this SOB was let out of prison. That's all I have to say about it. There's a point where these judges who release people like this will have to be held accountable. And I'm absolutely, for certainly massive civil suits against the jurisdiction and the judge, the judge, the judge should be held accountable for releasing this man and this happening. All of the signs were there. He was a dangerous human being, 49 arrests, 10 felony cases. He should be in jail or institutionalized the rest of his bloody, stinking life. And there's a point where we've got to do something about the people who are issuing these judgments and releasing these people. There's got to be a point where they're held accountable because they are not, they are not interpreting the law. They are making political decisions. And now look what it's done. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. Alrighty. We're about ready to run out of time here on this radio program. Let's see. I want to remind you that my TV show is called Rob Carson's what in the World. It is Sunday night on Newsmax. And this, it's a, it's a really good one this weekend. I'm really, really pleased with it. And it's the only comedy on Newsmax. And Donald Trump says it makes me the funniest guy on television. So if you would, check out News and Newsmax. I got to tell you, they're doing a great job. I'm very proud to be a part of this organization. And I, I'm a veteran of Newsmax now. I'm over five years at Newsmax. It's pretty cool. I'm really of proud, blessed. I can't tell you how much, how blessed I am. Chris Ruddy saved my life. Chris Ruddy saved my life and gave me the opportunity because I was, I use the name Carson on the radio because Johnny Carson was my idol. And I have been rejected by television because I'm conservative, because I wrote for Rush Limbaugh and this gift to be able to do my life's dream. My life's dream is this is. This and is a TV show. Oh, my God. A TV show. A TV show where I can do comedy was the dream of a little boy. And I'm so blessed. I'm just. I've had a lot of stuff thrown at me, but I am so blessed to be able to do it. If you would watch it Sunday night, I apologize for being verklempt. That's just the way it is. It's just the way it is. George Soros sent funding to a group that aims to crush conservative media. This is what Newsmax is up against. This is why you should watch. It's a startup. It's not, you know, it's not Fox. Fox has got all these advantages. All this and what this. Newsmax is a scrappy little network that became a big network. The group spent $250,000 last year to organize the center for Countering Digital Hate is what they called it. And they provided general support to the British nonprofit which works to pressure social media companies, advertisers and investors into censoring content it deems hate or disinformation. And you know what they call conservative speech? Hate speech because it's speech they hate. And this is the kind of bull crap. This is why when I talk about conservative apartheid and I've witnessed a conservative apartheid for a very long time, it's caused people to not be able to have a career. I almost did not have a career, but Chris Ruddy came along and gave that to me. And Rush Limbaugh battled this for years trying to get advertisers getting boycotted and all of this. The left never has to contend with this, but conservative media does. That's why I encourage you to indulge me and watch Newsmax and support Newsmax and get a Newsmax plus membership Newsmaxplus.com and watch my show on Sunday. Let's watch it together. Let's make some popcorn and hang out. Seriously, I mean it. 8:30 on Sunday. Have a glorious and blessed weekend. God bless. Yes, you America is founded. Donald Trump as he makes this country greater again. And until Monday, don't catch the stupid. I love you guys. Thank you.

[Christian Toto]

Hey, this is Sarah.

[Rob Carson]

Look, I'm standing out front of a.m. p.m. Right now and well, you're sweet and all, but I found something more fulfilling.

[Christian Toto]

Even kind of cheesy. But I like it.

[Rob Carson]

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[Rob Carson]

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