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Oh my God, it's so good. It's so good to be alive in America today. Oh my God. Welcome to the show. Please come inside. Have a seat. We've got a lot of stuff to get to on the show today. A lot of good news today, of course, last night in Tennessee, crazy cat lady Libtard, who for years, even just a couple years ago, was so stupid in her 30s to think that, that a man can become pregnant and the police should go away and ICE should be disbanded. She got her rear end kicked up between her shoulders yesterday by a Republican, but he only won by 10 points. Well, you know what? He, Trump won by 20. And you know what? He's not Trump. Okay, so he's not Trump. And then like Marsha Blackburn only won by a couple points few years ago. So this was a major butt kicking because they nominated a crazy cat lady and hopefully, oh God, please let this be the beginning of the cascade of crazy cat ladies removed from office around America, because I think people are kind of sick of their nonsense. I think that's the wrong lesson to take away here. This is a. Trump did win it by 22, but Marsha Blackburn, in the midterm in 2018 when Trump was unpopular, only won the district by half a point. So Matt Van Epps is going to win it by nine tonight. The lesson to take away from this is Democrats picked their own candidate. They had three state representatives running. They picked the liberal wingnut, the person who said she hated country music in Nashville. She was uncomfortable with prayer. She wanted to bully state troopers. That's the problem Democrats face in primaries all over the country in 2026, that they may nominate left wing nut who can't win the general. By the way. By the way, every Democrat who voted for her agrees with all of that. They hate country music, they hate the people of Nashville, they hate Christianity, they hate America. They're just liberals who move there. And they weren't able to get it done in Nashville because fortunately there are enough people who aren't bat guano crazy. This is what happens when Democrats move into conservative areas. They're like the aliens from Independence Day. They move in, they consume all the resources, they destroy everything, and then they move on. They did that in Illinois, they did that in New York, they did that in California. Do you get it? Do you get it? This was a refutation of the bat guano craziness of the left. The same thing that happened in November last year when they had another crazy cat lady running for office who had no ability to connect with people, no real experience. The position she held longest in her life was horizontal, had no knowledge of anything, a complete moron. And they made her the candidate without a single Democrat vote. And the Democrat Party and the Democrat voters went, okay, we'll vote for that. We're Democrat. We gonna vote for Kamala Harris. Wow, you guys are just out of your minds. And this is why I am confident about the midterms, you know, and everybody's trying to qualify this. Oh, yeah, only 10 point win. She got her butt kicked. Completely kicked. Because they poured everything into this. They had aoc, the other idiot show up there. They had Al Gore. They, they released him from cryogenic freezing so he could spew out a couple of words on the campaign trail. Barack Obama was involved in this. G.E. soros was involved in this. Tens of millions of dollars, a bunch of ratty, you know, gauged ear leftist knocking on doors smelling like patchouli and body odor. Everywhere. Everywhere. They're everywhere. And they couldn't get it done. And they couldn't get it done. And they couldn't get it done. Ha ha ha. Even all the CBS yesterday, CBS yesterday they did a pre, you know, a preview of the election and they didn't mention that she's bet guano crazy all the nonsense that she was down with. Because Democrats win elections. They lie about who they are. They lie about who they are. They get a bunch of useful idiots in there to vote for them or people who completely agree with everything she said. No police, no ice, no religion, hate country music, hate people. Adopt 10,000 cats, the whole deal. And they vote for it. But there just weren't enough voters in Tennessee have an opportunity to send the Trump administration a very strong message. Yeah, and they didn't. Well, actually, they did. They said, good job, Trump. You're going to win in the midterms. That's because there is a special election to fill a congressional seat in Gayle King. She's not going to have a job soon. The Nashville area. The president won this district a year ago by a very wide margin. But this race is very close after last month's elections and Marsha Blackburn Only won by two points in 2018. Nicole Valdez is with us from Nashville. Nicole, a lot of people watching this one. Good morning. Yeah, we're not going to go to Nicole Valdez because, you know, the crazy cat lady got a butt kicked. That's pretty amazing. That's pretty awesome. You know why she lost last night? Because this is what the Democrat party has become since they got their butts kicked in November. We have to Trump. Please don't tell my children that I just did that. You get your mustard hands off of our money. I'll put a mouse cat you mustard. They're trying to rob you and they're probably a minor. I'm shaking right now. I'll stop it. I don't want to be here. Good. I'm sorry. Am I taking too long pleading for my life? Which side are you on? Oh, my God. Which side are you on? You should say how afraid of Trump I am. Can you wrap up, please? Yes. Department of Government Efficiency. You just remember, it is the Department of Government Evil. What is the problem with those? What is the problem?
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Yeah, the left can't be taken seriously anymore. That's why conservative comedy is on the Ascension. I was talking about this last night at the Newsmax Christmas party, and in case you're wondering, I did not get the velvet suit in time. I did post pictures of the velvet suit on the Twitter. If you want to go to Rob Carson, show Twitter, you can see the velvet suit I had on order and the belt and the pants and the shirt and everything. And it didn't get here. And I was so mad, I said, oh, screw it. I don't want the order. Then they were saying it might get there by the 23rd. I'm like, that ain't going to do me any good. It's not going to do me any good. So I returned the velvet suit. But I did have a wonderful time last night talking to Mr. Chris Ruddy, who gave me the opportunity of a lifetime. And if you're looking for someone to blame for the this, it's all on his shoulders.
And I talked to. Pardon me, Snivels. I'm having another one of my allergy attacks today. Not a lot of fun. Saw Sebastian Gorka. He was the tallest person there last night. Of course. Who else did I see? Justine Murray. Saw her last night. She's fantastic, an awesome person. Who else? I saw a whole bunch of people there. Fred Flights. Fred Flights was there last night. And who the hell else was there last night? There were a whole bunch of cool people there and some delightful hors d' oeuvres and everything. And. And I talked about how the. The conservative comedy is on the ascent because the left can't be taken seriously anymore, and they can't. And the Republican Party or the Democrat Party is. Is the party of childish insanity. He likes to define the party around the issues on which the lines are the brightest. You mentioned men and women's sports. This issue sunk the Democrats in 2024 because it's insane. And, you know, if I can't trust you not to put a boy in a girl's locker room. Why would I ever listen to you about tax or health care policy? I wouldn't. Because you're a lunatic. Yeah. Because you can't be taken seriously. I mean, it's obvious. And so instinctively knows this. And he is a master at putting these issues front and center. And of course, the. If we're the party of common sense, they are reflexively the party of uncommon nonsense. Yeah, that's what I said the last couple of years said that 2024 would have to be the year we return from nonsense to common sense. And I was right. Because.
I have common sense. I know, I know. It's weird, right? It's crazy when you have the common sense and everything. And so now the Democrat Party are doing exactly what I said they would die like movie vampires.
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That's from Lost Boys. Gen X movie.
Yeah. They were dragging, trying, dragging us kicking and screaming, trying to drag us into hell with them. When we're not going with them, we're not going with them. And I said this, I said that, you know.
The Tuesday election when we lost Virginia because they had terrible gubernatorial candidate and a bunch of idiots running the Republican Party. And then a New Jersey fell. It was ridiculous. And then New York. Everybody knew that was going to happen in New York. And I said, what did I call it? What did I call it? I know I'm rather indelicate in my, in my verbiage. Sometimes I believe I called it a.
Fart in the Cat 5 hurricane.
Oh, my God. Yeah, because it was. It's like there was. It's gone. Did you smell that for a second there? Oh, yeah, it was gone.
And then, and then yesterday happened in Nashville and in all the national media is like, she only lost by 10 points. This is a major, you know, warning shot over Trump's bow and all of that crap. And listen, we do need to take these idiots seriously. But if you think what happened in New York City is going to sweep across the country, you're wrong. You know why? Because this is falling all over the world. And because nobody's moving into New York because Zoran Mandami won. Nobody. Unless you're a complete worthless loser who lives in your mother's basement, smells of patchouli and body odor, and has never had a job, then you might be moving to New York. But winners like us, we move the hell out of places like that. That's what we do. That's what we do. Okay, so we got lots of good news on the show today. Donald Trump, you know what Remember what he called a bunch of the countries of the world? Bleep hole countries. Feces. Whole countries. Well, he was right. He was right. And now he's banning travel and immigration from all of those bleep hole countries. Oh, you're such a xenophobe. No, no, no. It's just if you want to come here, you got to actually want to come here, and you got to be productive and you can't suck. There you go. So there's that. Trump is unleashing ICE strike teams and the FBI. In Minneapolis, Michael and Susan Dell are going to be providing millions of kids with a really bright future, something I've been saying we need to do with Social Security forever. And finally, we got a president who does something other than go to bed at 9am, turn over cabinet meetings to a woman who dresses like a couch and poop his pants. So it's amazing. All of that is coming up on this edition of the Rob Carson Show. Back in a minute.
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And this is a Rob Carson show, and it is already, What? Wednesday. Wednesday the 3rd of December. And I just have a funny feeling this, this month is going to fly by and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it. Every single second of it, including a big victory in Tennessee. Ten point keel hauling of a crazy cat lady by a decent Republican down there. And. And everybody saying, well, he only won by 10 points because Donald Trump run by 20. Well, yeah, but Donald Trump was running. You see, that's the difference because. Because Donald Trump. There you go. So is that. Hey, we had another great meeting of the Trump cabinet, Super friends. It was awesome. Two hours of us. Two and a half.
In the great hall of the Justice League, there are assembled the world's four greatest heroes. Well, they're more than that. Created from the cosmic legends of the universe.
Their mission, to fight injustice, to right that which is wrong, and to serve all mankind. Let's start with our first super friend, Kristi Noem. You know, you told me to look into Minnesota and their fraud. Yeah. On visas and their programs. 50% of them are fraudulent. Which means that that wacko Governor Walls either is an idiot or he did it on purpose. Oh, yeah, and I think he's both, sir. He brought people in there illegally that never should have been in this country. Said they were somebody that they're not. They said they were married to. To somebody who was their brother or somebody else. Not uncommon in certain states. Fraudulent visa applications signed up for My producer Ken lives in one of those states. Government programs took hundreds of billions of dollars from the taxpayers and we're going to remove them and we're going to get our money back and we're going to this next year make sure that we only put people in leadership positions in this country that love this country and have its back. So I love it. I love it. I'm going to say Tim A for jail.
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Timmy is on some hot water, man. He is a major, major hot aqua. Because he's a crooked little Elmer Fudd impersonator who has a love for China. China. Communist China. He loves him some communist China man. He went to communist China. He was over in, I think he was in China during the Tiananmen Square massacre and he was on the side of the Chinese Communist party on that one. Oh, who let Minneapolis burn during the summer of 2020. He's a complete idiot. And not only that, he's a corrupt little idiot. And the Democrat party thought he'd be a good running mate for the worst candidate ever. Kamala Harris, second super friend up today is JD Vance. You know, the Democrats come up with this talking point called affordability, which by the way has always existed.
And let me break it down for you. If you can't afford something, you can't buy something. And I hate to tell you this, I lived in the heart of the country, fly over country while Joe Biden was the president and nothing was affordable. He made homes not affordable. He doubled the price of those. He increased the interest rates on a home loan three times, increased the price of a used car 50%, increased the price price of groceries 30 to 50% depending on it was that never came down and come down a little bit with Donald Trump, but he made it miserable. I literally went to a grocery store and other stores where people in their 70s came out of retirement to work and they worked themselves to death. It's like, where's Janine today? Jeanine normally waits on me here at the grocery store. Oh yeah, she died. Oh, all right. Well, where's, where's, where's Elton? At the Walmart. He re greeting at the Walmart. Oh, well, you mean the 80 year old guy who had come out of retirement because Joe Biden was the president? Yeah, he died. Yeah, yeah, Jim, at the car dealership. Oh, yeah. He used to be one of our car salesmen. He was in his 70s. He came back to work because Joe Biden was the President of the United States and everything went to crap and he came back and he Died. They all did. He didn't die actually at work, but he died. And here's J.D. vance talking about affordability. I just want to pick up on something you said, Mr. President, because you hit the nail on the head that it is absurd that Democrats talk about an affordability crisis that they created. And the people around this table work every single day and they never said a freaking thing about it. While people, people suffered for four years under Joe Biden. And guess what? I'm not going to let them forget to address. You'll hear a lot of statistics today. You hear a lot of statistics in our political conversation. I think the most important statistic for the American people is that under the Biden administration, the average American family lost over $3,000 in household income. That is true. And under the first 10 months, months of this Trump administration, they have gained over $1,000. Oh, and it's only going to get better. It's only good. Here's our Secretary of War going off yesterday. We're proud to do it. So you didn't see any survivors, to be clear, after that, talking about the. The Somali drug boat cartel captains who went down with the ship. I did not personally see survivors, but I stand because the thing was on fire. It was exploded in fire smoke. You can't see anything. You got digital. There's. This is called the fog of war. This is what you and the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices or up on Capitol Hill and you nitpick and you plant fake stories in the Washington Post about kill everybody phrases on anonymous sources. Not based in anything. Yeah, yeah. Not based in any truth at all. And then you want to throw up really irresponsible terms about American heroes. Yeah. And this story isn't going anywhere, by the way. As much as the, the Democrat Party wants it to be the next thing, it ain't going anywhere. It's not going anywhere. This is new from Jim Gassett on the Rob Carson Show. I trust Pete. My faith in Pete's complete. Come on. He's taken out drum boats beautifully. I trust Pete. The critics are.
Never ending. Ka Boom. Drug traffickers. There goes another boat they're defending. It's raining. Then.
I repeat, blowing up their boats is neat. I know. It's pretty cool. We got the right man for the job. Because I trust Pete. Pete Hexeth is.
A real hero.
Proofy did wrong. Come on. Yeah. They have got zero. Zero.
Good job, Pete. Way to go. You have pulled off quite a feat. You did cotton down the flow of Fentanyl. You can.
Can trust Pete. There you go. And it's Jim Gossip as the president. Yeah. You can help him out by going to patreon.com gossip comedy if you want to do that. That would be great. Coming up later in the show, Gordon Chang's gonna join us. Brigitte Gabriel is gonna join us on the show. And coming up next, Scott Jennings goes off, and so does Eric Schmidt.
Hey, quick question for all the people mad at Donald Trump for calling that reporter a piggy. Would you prefer to call her Hitler racing racist, rapist, fascist, pedo dictator fascist?
Would you prefer one of those Metallica?
One thing that should be clear to all of these Republican extremists and sycophants and the people who are either actively involved in corruption. Corruption. Violating the law, engaged in extrajudicial activity. Is that the statute of limitations for any crimes being committed? The statute is not the statute. Now, five years. It will extend well beyond.
The end of the Trump administration. That is Hakeem Jeffries, and he is. That's called retribution. He's threatening retribution. Which, of course, you know, they all said they were Donald Trump was going to do. And it wasn't retribution. It was accountability for all the bull crap that the Democrats pulled on him and us. And now the, the. The Democrat Party's out of power, and all they can do is lash out and go, when we get back in power, we're gonna kick your butt. We're gonna kick your butt. Well, guess what? You're not getting back in power anytime soon because you suck. Because you're a rudderless bunch of. I mean, honestly. Wow, what a joke. What a joke the Democrat Party is. And you haven't learned anything from your loss. That's the best thing about it. Oh, man, I couldn't imagine anything better. I could not have any better. Remember when Kamala Harris was announced the candidate? If you listen to the show, you may recall when they announced Kamala Harris as the candidate. I can't help laughing because the next day, remember, I wish I had the audio. I don't have the team like Rush used to be to say, car, you know, give me some audio from last year or 20 years ago. I laughed. I went, oh, my God, they're making her the candidate. What a bunch of morons. And I knew she was going to get destroyed. And they spent $2 billion trying to. Trying to serve up a crap sandwich. She didn't get any votes at all. And they. Her the candidate. So they tried to serve him a crap sandwich.
And it's like, never mind the crap sandwich here. Check out the dressing over here. And the fries and all of that. They're gluten free fries and they're vegan and all that. And I laughed out loud. I said, you guys are just stupid. And then after the election, they've doubled down on stupid. They put up a crazy cat lady who believes that men can be pregnant in Tennessee. Afton Ben was her name. And I mean, just a complete moron still in her 30s. And she believes this nonsense. She believes, oh, you gotta defund the police. She doesn't even realize because she's never had a rapist or murderer, you know, track her down into her apartment or whatever because, you know, that's most women kind of want the police and most people want the police around. But she's so clueless and stupid and baptized by the academia, liberal academia, and she's saying, defund the police. Black lives matter. So stupid. And she got her butt kicked up between her shoulders last night in Tennessee by a Republican by 10 points. But Donald Trump won by Troy. Yeah, but Marsha Blackburn won by two in 2018. So it was a keel hauling. It was a. She got her butt completely kicked. It's fantastic. You know.
The, the Democrat Party, they just want to be on the opposite side of Donald Trump, even if they're wrong. And they're wrong about everything because Donald Trump has been right about everything. It's just the way it is. I mean, look at his record. Just please shut up, you know, and we got some good news coming up. Michael and Susan Dell dropping $6.25 billion to help with Donald Trump. They're going to start giving kids when they're born $1,000 in a savings account. Then your employer or you can add money to it, and by the time they're 35, they'll have $700,000 in their. In their account. What did you have? Oh, yeah, we're waiting for Social Security to kick in. Sure. The always broke and desperate Social Security we've been talking about, you know, doing something Democrats caterwaul and scream, oh, we can't get rid of Social Security. Republicans are trying to get rid of Social Security. Wait until your kid born now is worth $750,000 at age 35 and Social Security is still giving your pittance at the end of the month. Honestly. Ridiculous. They've been wrong about everything. They're wrong. Now they're choosing the side of narco terrorists. Donald Trump is going to get without firing a shot. Venezuela is to be free by Christmas. The son of a bee who's in charge there. Maduro is going to be driven from the country, hopefully, you know, returned dead or alive, preferably dead for a $50 million bounty. And the Democrat Party is, like I said, they're like that with what's his name, Mangione the murderer. The guy who murdered the banker in New York City. You know, the crazy Democrats, the crazy Democrat cat lady showing up in the courtroom all dolled up, trying to get his attention. That's the way Democrats are.
They have the same kind of, you know, the women of the Democrat Party particularly, they have the same pathos that, you know, propels some women to fall in love with death row inmates. So they're like, we love the narco terrorists. You're picking on the narco terrorists. And Donald Trump and Pete Ex are the saying, you know what, we're glad we blew the bleepers out of the water. We really are. And here is Senator Eric Schmidt being asked about it and he is unapologetic. You support Chairman Wicker holding investigations. There aren't going to be any hearings on. Killing the narco terrorists. Is not going to happen. There's not going to be. That's not going to happen.
There's going to be. There's going to be oversight like we've had. But this Democrat dream of some sort of like hearing when Pete Hegseth and President Trump well within their articles of powers to take out narco terrorists for poisoning 100,000Americans. Yeah, because they killed a couple hundred thousand Americans, you morons, every year. It's not going to happen. So we're going to have oversight. We always have oversight. But this desire by the Democrats to try to find some new thing and I just want to. What did I say? What did I say? Everything is about the next thing. Everything the Democrats do is about the next thing. For the last 10 months, it's been about the next thing. Donald Trump announces doge. They start cutting government waste. Suddenly Elon Musk is a Nazi. You want to know, I noticed just last night in two people driving the insufferable people who, who drive Tesla's. Not all of them, just a good share of. I saw these stickers they have here in Northern Virginia that has a sticker on the back of the Tesla says, when I bought this car, I had no idea he was so evil. That's what it says on the car. And I want to say, hey, idiot, if you think he's so evil, why you still driving the car? I'm two Tesla's like that. The Tesla's. Normally they don't. Usually with the leftist, they put on the coexist and religious symbols and all that stupid crap. They'll put it on a Nissan Leaf because it's a piece of crap car, you know. Or a Prius, you know, they're known to do that on the Prius. Prius is a good car, by the way. I sold them. But, but the Tesla that you never wouldn't, you wouldn't bother to put a bumper sticker on a Tesla because you know, you're, you know, your virtue signaling is very strong, but not strong enough to cover up that car that you spent $70,000 on.
But I see those bumper stickers on the back of the Tesla like you people are stupid. Oh my God. You didn't know that Elon Musk was so evil when I bought the car. We'll sell the car then, you idiots. And then they moved on the signal gate. Oh my God. Gain it's going to destroy Pete Hegseth. He's going to be driven out of office. Then Donald Trump was a king then Donald Trump was an oligarch then. And then what the hell else did they do? What the hell else did they do? Oh, and then they shut down the government and now, oh, Donald Trump murdered some narco terrorists who are floating in the ocean and all of that stuff. And Pete exit needs to be removed from office and all that. Well, guess what? It's not going to happen. It's the next thing. And they're going to come up with the next thing. And like the narcoterrorists that got to go down with the ship, they're talking about prosecuting servicemen and women. So it's not enough that they censored Americans. It's not enough that they prosecuted their political. They did all that when Donald Trump was the president. Yeah, And I, I was one of them. And then they sent a lot of people to jail for January 6th when they didn't do anything because it was the Reichstag. Try to keep him from getting back in the White House. This is really, really dangerous road to go down. Yeah, this is, this is a. This is. It's a dangerous road to hoe the language of we'll beat him in the next election or, you know, we're gonna have the debate in public and let the public weigh in. We're gonna prosecute you. We get back in office. This is the language of color revolution. Yeah. So what's your assessment? You know, they're playing with fire and they're about to get their butts burned. Let's take a break and come back. On the other side. Donald Trump goes off on all this bull crap about his health because they want that to be the next thing. They saw him doze off during a two and a half hour meeting after an 18 hour day and suddenly.
The next thing. And of course then the MRI comes out and everything's fine and there's your next thing. Another one that went down to the bottom of the ocean. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show.
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I love it. Love it. Merry Christmas. I'm not going to say happy holidays.
Never do. Pardon the sniffles. My allergies kind of kicked in today. Maybe I'm allergic to holly. I have no idea. I know the, the women you know in my life who I try to put holly above my head for a kiss. They obviously are allergic to it, too. That just repels them immediately.
Coming up, some absurd things from a couple Democrats about the narco terrorists that they're blowing up delivering fentanyl into the country. One of them says that, hey, man, they're just trying to make a living. And one of them says that there's no such thing as narco terrorists. You know, it's amazing. They think that, you know, antifa doesn't exist. Narco terrorists that don't exist. But QAnon is definitely real stupid. Not a single. There's not even QANON shirts like there are antiva shirts, for God's sake. Anyway, gonna get to that in a second. What is gold at today? Gold's at $4,231 an ounce today. Holy hell. It was at $2,600 last year at this time. It was a little bit lower in December. Like 2500 in December last year. It's $4231. Holy hell, a lot of politicians should be getting cold in their stocking. You are going to get silver if you buy gold. How's that? So December 22nd is the final day of Birch Gold's incredible offer. A free ounce of glorious silver, which is above 60 bucks yesterday. It's up 60% this year.
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Use in the United States and is demand. And most. They wouldn't bring the drugs unless the people wanted the drugs. Naco, it's supply and demand. Of course, it ends up with a body count a mile long, but it's just supply and demand. Traffickers are, are not in those boats. They pay people to do that. And usually people are not significantly involved with narco trading. It's. It's the way they make money. Yeah, it's the way they make money. Can guy not just deliver some, you know, fentanyl to kill children and everything living, for God's sake. Then there's Sonny Hoston behaving like a woman who's fallen in love with a death row inmate. I can't speak to the law of it. I don't know. You know, I'm not a geopolitical expert. Well, you're not an expert on anything, but in terms of the law of it, you're right, Sarah. That is why those army vets explained, do not follow. You do not have to follow illegal orders. You know why? Because if this is deemed to have been war crimes, which by all accounts right now, there are seven sources that said Pete Hexith did say kill them all, even after there were two survivors, which you're supposed to do under international law. You are supposed to take those fighters as war criminals, prisoners of war, and you're supposed to give them refuge, and you're supposed to take care of them, and you give them a, you know, teddy bear and love them and hug them and name them George or Jorge or whatever, that's what you do. That's what you do. This is why Bill Maher said this about the cast of the View. I saved this. It's really funny. Listen to this. Bill Maher talking about the cast of the View. Whoopi Goldberg saying it's worse to be a black person in America today than a woman in Iran. You know, I. I see we were talking about the trans issue before, and the New York Times really has come over on that to the sort of the sensible, liberal, not crazy, woke position. I think this is great first step toward getting Democrats back to sanity. And a second good step would be we got to do Something about the view. Yeah, there you go.
Oh, yeah. Really believe that. I mean, God is so fantastic. Because honestly, I think, like I said, I think this is the beginning of the death of the crazy liberal cat lady. Crazy kibble. Oh, by the way, I got some bad news for cat lady ladies. There's a new study says that cats like men better no matter how many you have. I'm not kidding. I wish I was kidding. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show.
Oh, there you go. Brian Stelter. No, it's not Brian Stelter. It's what's his name? Brian Setzer.
Brian Stelter is not this cool. He will never be this cool. Oh, my God. Turn that up. Oh, what fun it is to ride in.
Come on. Jingle bells, jingle, jingle, hug, jingle all the way. That is just so awesome.
All right, so Donald Trump yesterday went off in the Cabinet Super Friends meetings because the Democrat Party's looking for the next thing. And they said that Donald Trump is exhibiting signs of decline or whatever. And it was proven wrong because he released the mri. He's very healthy. He's healthier than most people half his age. You always find something new. Like is he in good health? Yeah, Biden was great, but he's Trump in good health.
I sit here, I do news, four news conferences a day. I ask questions from very intelligent lunatics. You people. Yeah.
That'S the next thing. Oh, it's his elders. Elders declining. Here's Scott Jennings calling out the CNN panel for their stupidity on this. I would just say he's very sensitive about it. There's no question. I mean, he attacked Katie Rogers of the New York Times. Yeah. Because she lied. The article that she wrote and the cabinet meeting. One of the reasons it went on so long today was he did a whole treatise on his health. Yeah. And so he's clearly, you know. Have you ever met a 79 year old man that wasn't. I'm just saying, I'm just constantly being paid. He's constantly being attacked unfairly for having something. There's nothing wrong with this man. He's clearly fine. And he's up all hours of the night communicating with the American people. Yeah, you dummy. Maybe it's really funny because the Democrat Party said nothing about this nonsense.
Anyway.
And I don't wanna. I don't wanna.
Well, maybe choose my words. He was the president. I was just thinking.
Anyway, I just. Look, I mean.
My God. And this is what the media said about that. Start your tape right now because I'm about to tell you the truth. Well, that and f you if you can't handle the truth. This version of Biden is the best Biden ever. Even when he knows so long as I he was nine. In fact, I think he's better than he's ever been. President Biden has a photographic memory, his understanding and mastery of a complicated geopolitical situation remarkable. He is sharp, intensely probing. Unbelievable. You are so morally and intellectually bankrupt and you're losing, losing, losing, losing, losing. It's only going to get worse during next year's 250th anniversary of America. Oh, yeah. Hour number two is right ahead. Gordon Chegg is going to join us. Don't go anywhere.
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Date: December 3, 2025
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax)
This energetic, humorous, and satirical episode of "The Rob Carson Show" centers on the aftermath of a Tennessee congressional special election, using it as a springboard to critique what Rob Carson terms the “nonsense” of today’s Democratic Party, juxtaposed with the “common sense” of conservatives. Carson uses his trademark mix of political commentary, parody, and cultural references to dissect recent news, including Democratic election strategy, the handling of narco-terrorist threats, and conservative momentum in culture and policy. Throughout, he maintains a playful, bombastic tone, peppered with impersonations, parody songs, and biting quips.
Rob Carson’s tone is relentlessly sarcastic and combative. Satirical nicknames (“crazy cat lady Libtard”), pop culture analogies (Independence Day, Lost Boys, Super Friends), and mockery of progressive culture warriors are frequent. He emphasizes the absurdity of left-wing narratives while celebrating recent conservative victories and offering sharp rebukes of political opponents.
This episode provides a brash, comedic, but pointed conservative take on current political developments, focusing on the Democratic Party’s election strategies, “wokeness,” and policy platforms, with celebration of conservative cultural and electoral gains. Rob Carson’s trademark is ridicule, parody, and a style that aims to both entertain and agitate—a must-listen for those seeking right-leaning political commentary with irreverence and punchlines.