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Rob Carson
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Kennedy Center Representative
Interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show.
Rob Carson
In America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson show. And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. What a glorious Friday it is. I am in the Christmas spirit, fully 100,000%. The other day I came into work and I had Spotify on my phone playing Blue Christmas. Elvis Presley and I just walked into the building playing. I just, you know, I had a terrible Christmas last year. And, and I am back and, and I think you should be, you should be really proud to live in America because finally we're beating back the horde that told us that we should kneel during the national anthem, that America was racist. We should be ashamed of, of our, of our history and all of that and very fortunate to live in the Washington, D.C. area. You know, it's been a very difficult year and started off with divorce and all of that. And you know, even though the divorce was awful, it was, it was, it was a part of the process to me moving here. And so in some ways it was a blessing for a number of reasons, I'll just say, for a number of reasons. There's a moment you, you have, you have grieving, you have anger. Not quite over the anger. You know, still got a little bit of that going because I wanted to have an intact family for my, for my life. I really did. I said, and I used to say, because when I got sober and I changed my life completely and you know, got the nationally syndicated radio program and television program, which is to still just a miracle. Just a miracle. I mean, I mean, I know you might listen to Hannity, you might listen back. They've been famous for a long time. Rush Limbaugh is famous for a long time. They got discovered very early. Beck and Rush were 37 when they were syndicated. I was 54. And, and I went through a lot of abuse and bull crap and blacklisting and nonsense and had to be forced into jobs that I hated where I was under massive restrictions for my creativity and whatnot. And finally ago I said, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm going to do talk radio and I'm going to do this show. And. And then the last decade happened. In the last decade was, you know, just the brutal. Just brutal. I like to say a lot of times you look back at your past and you go, I wouldn't change a thing because it made me who I was. I can't do anything about the last decade, but I will tell you, I wouldn't survive it. I wouldn't survive it. And I'm. By the grace of God, I did. By the grace of God, I did. And, and I'll save this for the end of the show. I've got some other things I want to say about it because I think it's one of the most important things about this move here was bringing you with me. I know. You don't, I don't know. There's a lot of people out there. There's a lot of people. You know, Scott Jennings just got a new show. It's gonna be up against my show, which I don't care. It's fine. I'm not threat it. I do a show that nobody else does. If you just want an opinion or a news show, you can listen to an opinion or news show. I'm gonna give you more than that because I've spent 30 plus years of my career becoming this, doing this, writing comedy for rush Limbaugh for 20 years. Being the first guy to really bring comedy to Rush Limbaugh's program. Before that he was running bits from Weird Al movies. And then I was in my 20s and I grew and now I'm running it on my own show and walking in righteous footsteps. No one ever filling his shoes. But what we're doing here is uniquely entertaining and connective. Leading opinion, doing satire. It's important and it's really important that I'm here. And I feel like fate has brought me here. Despite the pain, despite the speed bumps and you're here with me. I can, I can feel your presence. I know, I know that sounds strange, but I can. And I see you guys in the, in the chat, on the, on the live stream, which is the number one streaming product for Newsmax. Social media just blew up. Zero to number one. Last December is when we signed on for the first time. About a year ago we signed on social media doing the livestream number one immediately growing every Week, growing every week. Because if you just want an opinion, listen to another opinion show. But if you want this, if you want it all, you want entertainment, you, you want information, you want opinion, you want inspiration, that's what I'm here to do. And fate has brought us all here together because of all we went through the last decade. Fate has brought us together, this confluence, this serendipitous moment. I believe this from the bottom of my heart and soul. I see on Twitter that the Holy Spirit has been trending for an hour. It's pretty amazing. They are already putting up the Trump Kennedy center sign at the Kennedy Center. Cue the liberals heads exploding.
Kennedy Center Representative
I was honored by this. The board is a very distinguished board, most distinguished people in the country. And I was surprised by it. I was honored by it. You know, we've, we're saving the building. We saved the building.
Rob Carson
Yeah, they did.
Kennedy Center Representative
It was in such bad shape, both physically, financially and every other way. And now it's very solid, very strong. We have something going on television, I guess on the 23rd December. I think it's going to get very big ratings.
Rob Carson
A big non secular Christmas spectacular. It was like Jesus, Jesus, Jesus and more Jesus right there over there. It was sold out.
Kennedy Center Representative
And the Kennedy center is really, really back strongly. It's a very bad shape, very, very bad shape physically. And we're also to get, get Congress to put up a lot of money and other people to put up a lot of money. Donors come in for record setting numbers. So we, we saved the Kennedy center and I was really, this was broken.
Rob Carson
Rick Grinnell fired a whole lot of worthless bureaucrats and nonsensical people who didn't belong there. A bunch of woke people bringing in crap nobody wanted to see into the, the nation's theater. Become a cabal of a group of small minded liberals over there and you know, putting on WOKE programs that nobody wanted to see. And it's America's theater. And I went over there a few weeks ago and it is, it's just beautiful. It is just beau. Here's Hakeem Jeffries who is presiding over a Congress, a Democrat party that has an 18% approval rating underwater 55 to 61%.
Political Commentator
The so called Kennedy center board wants to rename the Kennedy Center.
Rob Carson
Oh, it already has been. They're putting up the sign after Donald Trump.
Political Commentator
Are you kidding me?
Rob Carson
No, no, it's real.
Political Commentator
Does that help deal with the affordability crisis this country?
Rob Carson
Oh, here you go.
Political Commentator
These people are pathetic.
Rob Carson
No, no, they're not actually. You're pathetic. You are pathetic because they always say, oh, Donald Trump's building a ballroom. And what are they doing about authority, affordability? For four years, we went through hell because of you. You, you, you. Oh, you, you awful people. We went through hell. This is. See, again, this is why I'm here. We went through hell, and now you're concerned about affordability. You put up illegals in hot a night in New York City for free. You loaded them up with SNAP benefits, you gave them daycare. And we suffered and we suffered and we suffered. Oh, my God, man, you are just awful. I just love the fact, love the fact that Donald Trump is doing this in the country. I love. Here he is calling out the insurance companies. This is great. Calling out the Democrats and the insurance companies because they perpetrated Obamacare on. It was a giant scam. It was written by the insurance companies to enrich the insurance companies and give money to Democrats. These ACA subsidies.
Kennedy Center Representative
Well, I'd like not to be able to do it. I'd like to get right into this and ask Oz this question in particular, but I'd like to see us get right into this. I don't know why we have to extend. This could be done rapidly if the Democrats would come along. We have a problem. The insurance companies own the Democrat Party. They own it. And the Democrats are having a hard time. They give a lot of money to the Democrats, very little money to Republicans, by the way, a lot of money to Democrats. And they're going to have to decide do they want to do the right thing or do they. They want to be beholden.
Rob Carson
They're going to be left in the dustbin of history. As I said, they are spiraling into the pits of hell, dying like movie vampires. They are. Here, you want some more good news? Remember that judge who left the illegal out, Judge Hannah Dugan? She. She was charged with obstruction, Found guilty. Charged. Charged with obstruction, felony and concealing an individual to prevent arrest of misdemeanor. In April, the jury acquitted her on the concealment, but still faces five years in prison for sneaking an illegal out of the court. This is another Karen, by the way, trying to be somebody's Karen. And she's going to go to jail. She's certainly never going to be able to hold office again. And she hopefully will be disbarred.
News Reporter
For the first time. We're seeing Judge Hannah Dugan outside her courtroom April 18th wearing her black robes, appearing to confront several federal agents there to arrest Eduardo Flores Ruiz, a Milwaukee man and Mexican national, charged locally with three counts of domestic battery. This video released by Milwaukee county is.
Rob Carson
Karen, Karen is like has abused spouse syndrome. She's like, I'll just go ahead and let this guy out. He'll, he'll be better. He'll, when he comes back, he'll better.
News Reporter
Through an open records request is part of the evidence in the case against Judge Dugan, who's charged with obstructing a federal investigation, concealing Flores Ruiz, allowing him to leave her court.
Rob Carson
I'm surprised she didn't hide him under her robe like the ghost of Christmas present. Park the robe. Hey, it's me. I'm down here. Oh, my God. It's so funny. It's just so, so crazy. On the other side of the break, I've got a bunch of stuff to share with you about Minnesota. It's unbelievable. They're saying $18 billion stolen from American taxpayers under the nose of Tim Voltz, who I honestly do pray to God goes to jail for a very long time with Keith Ellison, with the mayor of Minneapolis, with Ilhan Omar. And Ilhan Omar must be removed from Congress and must be removed from the country. Then we wholesale go after all of the Somali population in Minnesot and states that are not here illegally and anyone who is remotely affiliated with any sort of this fraud, regardless of where they are from, need to be removed from the country to never, ever even think of returning. That's coming up. This is the Rob Carson Show.
U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson
I spoke in the fall about the iceberg. I saw ahead, something fraud that's much larger than what's been visible to the public.
Rob Carson
Sing it's beginning to look a lot like this is Attorney Assistant U.S. attorney Joe Thompson talking about the level of fraud in Minnesota. They're saying now $18 billion.
U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson
When I said that, it wasn't hyperbole or rhetoric. It was a warning. Today I want to talk and I want to show here a sense of what that iceberg looks like, because I think people deserve to know what that is and how big this problem is, because we can't solve the problem until we grapple with the size of it. So the center for Medicare and Medicaid Services pulled the claims data for those 14 programs dating back to 2018. And those 14 programs in Minnesota have cost $18 billion since 2018 and more than three and a half billion dollars in 2024 alone. So that's a sense of the magnitude of the problem. These are the 14 Medicaid programs, which is just a part of Medicaid.
Rob Carson
These waivers, I told you. I told you when they, when they increased the size of the federal government by 40% during COVID and I told you they were, they were looting the treasury and they did. They were worse than wow. And I, I imagined that we were as crooked as the Soviet Union but with $7 trillion a year to spend. I imagined it, but it's real. It's worse. It's actually worse. The Democrat party is actually worse. Here's a little bit more from the U.S. attorney.
U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson
Yes, we're looking into all those programs.
Rob Carson
Yes.
U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson
Andrew, as you look across the country, are there any other examples where the cost of Medicaid funded programs of this kind of exponential growth? Is Minnesota clearly an outl when you.
Rob Carson
Look at makes you kind of wonder why the Democrats are always like don't cut Medicare, Republicans are cutting Medicare. Well, Medicare is a gigantic slush fund.
U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson
Spending on these programs across the board. I think we're an outlier in a bad way. Yes. Have I gone through every 50 states? No. But you don't see fraud on this scale in other states. And part of that is just we sit here as a team and it's a relatively small team or a relatively small U.S. attorney's office and every day we look under a rock and find a new 50 million dollar fraud scheme.
Rob Carson
Unbelievable. I mean absolutely filthy, stinking rotten. I mean unbelievable. And it's going all over the country. In the state of Massachusetts. Let me see if I can find the Massachusetts story. Because SNAP benefits for cash at multiple fake stores. One as small as 150 square feet. This in the state of Massachusetts cashing out as much as 480 in EBT per month. $7 million in food stamps turned into cash at two locations again one legitimate supermarket in the same area. These stores redeems approximately $80,000 in and SNAP benefits per month. Over the last 20 months. The Jaswala variety store was redeeming between three to six times that amount monthly. The two fake convenience store owners were both from the wonderful country of Haiti, of Haiti, Haiti. Raids of Somali owned health services business in Minnesota. Medicaid fraud exceeds $9 billion. And the people in charge of the state are responsible as well including Tim Rhodes and of course the the Keith Ellison and Elon Omar. Elon Omar needs to be removed from Congress and the country. Here's a report from KCTV5. I used to work for Hubbard Broadcasting about SNAP. SNAP fraud.
Journalist
I gotta say this was a first for me as a journalist.
Rob Carson
Watch.
Mary Walter
So in 2020. Let me see if I can get the right data here in 2020. Sorry.
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Rob Carson
I have the Right. Data the Democrat Party needs to be swept into oblivion.
Mary Walter
Let's skip the date. So at one point in time, we had 143 program intentional program violations found, which was 0 of all cases.
Journalist
That is the Commissioner of the Minnesota Department of Children, Youth and Families responding to my question, how common is fraud in snap? Snap, of course, is the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. It serves hundreds of thousands of Minnesotans every month. Her answer ultimately led us to uncover that the state repeatedly reported incorrect information about SNAP to the federal government, including data on how much money Minnesota distributed and how many people are bilking the system. The number she threw out, 143, the department later confirmed was inaccurate in the federal reports we reviewed. So why does this matter? I'll let Minnesota State Auditor Julie Baha explain why.
Mary Walter
You know, if that SNAP program, we don't get good data on the SNAP program, it'd be easy for a legislator to say, oh, maybe it's not important. Ultimately, this is about making good decisions. The better the data, the better the decision.
Rob Carson
The the Farmers and dfl, the Democrat Farmers and Laborers Party in the state of Minnesota really should investigated thoroughly. They are as crooked as the Soviet Union ever dreamed of. I lived in Minnesota under these, these communists and they are communists, the GFL hammer and sickle party. Honestly. Wow. Utterly utter $18 billion. And it's happening all over the country and it's all under the auspices of Democrat governors and Democrat politicians. Here's a little something from Chip Gossip on this Friday before Christmas.
Political Satirist
Have a hol Christmas. Millions you can steal. They stole a ton. Nothing was done. Hey Tim Walls, what's the deal? Have a holly so Molly Christmas. And in case you didn't hear, it's.
Rob Carson
A crap hole country.
Political Satirist
Oh, by golly, have a holly Somali Christmas this year. Elon Omar she's in on the dev.
Rob Carson
Yeah, she is.
Political Satirist
It's another reason you can't trust the left.
Rob Carson
Goodbye.
Political Satirist
Have a holly Somali Christmas. Tim Walls let it take place. Oh, by golly, Tampa. Tim will never ever save face.
Rob Carson
Stacy Abrams affiliate climate group collected $5 million in public funds before the Trump administration shut down the group. Grant Rewiring America climate activist organization closely tied to Democrat power broker Stacey Abrams quietly banked more than $5 million in federal taxpayer money before the Trump administration moved to shut it down. She is affiliated with the group. There is no doubt Stacey Abrams singled out President Trump singled out Stacey Abrams as someone who helped orchestrate a $2 billion deal between left wing nonprofit groups and the Environmental Protection Agency during the Biden administration. This Democrat Party party is more corrupt than any of us have could have ever imagined. And there has to be, there has to be accountability. Joe Biden drafted a $27 billion green fund that sent out money to people like Stacey Abrams, made billionaires out of people who did nothing, and millionaires out of people in places like Minnesota who came from crap holes. Let's take a break and come back. The one and only Mary Walter Jones joins us next on a Friday on the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere. My nightly ritual now is a little ice, a little vanilla yogurt, banana, a little milk and a scoop of chocolate brownie beans. Dream Powder in the Blender. A little while later, I hit the sack and I sleep until sunrise. It's amazing. These days, everything moves so fast and it certainly can mess with your sleep schedule. That's why I'm here to tell you about Beam's Dream Powder. It's a healthy nighttime blend packed with science backed ingredients shown to improve sleep so you can wake up refreshed and ready to take on the day. Dream is made with a powerful blend of all natural ingredients including reishi, magnesium, L theanine, apigenin and melatonin. I've been using Beam's Dream Powder for a year now and I can honestly say I feel sharper, calmer and more focused. And I'm not alone. Beam has improved over 28 million nights of sleep for people across the country. So if you've been waiting for the right time to try Dream, this is it. Go to shopbeam.com newsmax use code newsmax and take advantage of my exclusive offer. For 40% off, you can get their best selling Dream powder for just $39. So seriously, think about it. Go to shopbeam.com newsmax today. Merry Christmas, darling. We're apart.
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Rob Carson
But I can dream.
Mary Walter
And in my dreams, there was never.
Rob Carson
A voice like her. And the Carpenter's Christmas album, one of my favorites of all time. Absolutely. You know what? I am secure enough in my masculinity to say that I think the Carpenters rock Christmas. Totally. Mary. Walter, how are you on this Friday?
Mary Walter
I'm doing just fine, but I have a fun Christmas Carpenter story if you'd like to hear it.
Rob Carson
Of course, yes. Okay.
Mary Walter
So when I was a little kid, I wanted Carpenter's album so bad for Christmas, right? So I got the Carpenter's album for Christmas and I was so excited about it and my brother colored it. The album itself, like the record itself with a green Crayola Crayon No. Yep. And totally ruined it. And my parents didn't buy me a new one.
Rob Carson
Oh my gosh. Well, you know, it's kind of weird because wasn't Jesus a carpenter? Whoa, whoa. I just put that two and two together. Oh my God. It's so weird. That is so crazy.
Mary Walter
So it really has not one has nothing to do with the other, but. Okay.
Rob Carson
Okay. There you go. You know, I heard a thing about the Vince Guaraldi Christmas. I need to post it. The network hated it. They hated the Vince Guaraldi Trio and they did not like it. And it turned out just be the peanut special. The Christmas special was expected to be a dud. I think it was ended up being watched by like 50 million people that night. Still. It's still a classic. Still classic. I was at a jazz club last night near my home. It's called La Porta. And. And it's a little restaurant and it's the best dang restaurant ever. And. And I was talking about the Vince Guaraldi Trio because it was playing up there the other night. That was pretty cool.
Mary Walter
Were you just talking to random people, annoying them? Now you're banned or.
Rob Carson
Pretty much, Pretty much. Because I have no friends and no family here, so. Yeah, I just. I just strike up conversations with people. I'm the only guy at the bar drinking a Diet Coke.
Mary Walter
Well, that's okay. But you just said no one knows what's in it. I mean, I think so many people don't drink now that that's totally cool. Nobody cares.
Rob Carson
Absolutely. Okay, so it didn't take very long for a Mondami appointee to resign. Anti Semitic social media posts by Mondami appointee Catherine Almonte DaCosta set to step in as the role of the director of appointments. She said some really pretty amazing stuff, like more hungry Jews is indefensible in what was one, there was another one about Jews on the train. Hold on a second, I gotta do somewhere. But this didn't take very long. I don't think they did a very good job vetting, did they?
Mary Walter
No, I'm pretty sure he's just putting his buddies into position and this is going to be an absolute Titanic sized wreck. There, I'm sure are many, many anti Semites in his administration.
Rob Carson
Oh God, yes.
Mary Walter
You know what? You know what? There were rabbis out there shilling for him. So you get what you vote for. I do not feel sorry for people who vote own destruction.
Rob Carson
Well, they've a bunch of children voted for a bunch of children and they have no clue what they're doing at all. They have no real life experience whatsoever. And they've been told to get behind the wheel of the bus even though you've never driven before. And it is, it's going to be right off the cliff. One of the, one of the comments online was money hungry Jews and the Rockaway train is the Jew train. Wow. We didn't see that in the vetting process. Oh, my God.
Mary Walter
Okay, so my hunches, they did see it in the vetting process. Don't care. Didn't care at all. And figured it would never come to light. How many other things I bet. I'm willing to bet a lot of people in that administration scrub their social media so that when people go back to try to do a gotcha, that's. It's all gone. That's my hunch, of course.
Rob Carson
Of course. It's. It's very obvious. He ran as he brought along a bunch of useful idiots. He promised free train rides. He has no idea I was going to pay for it. He has all these social programs, the cap on the rent and that. No, there was no plan there. He said the other day, he said, how are you going to pay for it? He goes, he says, it's not about how we pay for it. It's that we pay for it.
Mary Walter
That reminds me, when I was on the, I was on the parish council for our church, I didn't want to be on it. My husband and I want to be on it. But priest at the time, we were friendly with him. He goes, no, you're going to be on it.
Journalist
I'm like, oh.
Mary Walter
So we did it. And I went to. And he goes, let's go. He never came to the meetings. And I said to him, I go, do you know they want to put some landscaping in? And when asked how they're going to pay for it, they said, God will provide. He goes, and that's why. On the parish council.
Rob Carson
Wow. Hold on a second. Let me open my commerce banking app. God hasn't provided today.
Mary Walter
That's weird because my husband and I are like, point of order.
Rob Carson
God, keep the lights on, please.
Mary Walter
Yeah, exactly. So I understood why he wanted us on the parish council to kind of put the brakes on some stuff.
Rob Carson
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Here's an interesting story because you live out east. Democrats who got wiped out by Republicans in one New York county blame radical left this Zoran Mandami for the loss. Nassau County GOP candidates notched an 110 record in contested executive branch races in Nassau in the marquee race, County Executive Bruce Blakeman improved on his 2021 performance. Yeah, in everywhere else but in the state of New York other than the City of New York, a good share of the counties are agrarian. A good share of the state is actually conservative. And Mondavi does not play well though, does he?
Mary Walter
No, no. Napa county is out on the island. And that's where a lot of disaffected New Yorkers flee to, to get out of Manhattan. And why they go to Long island is beyond me because it is. Getting out onto Long island is insane. I can drive to Washington D.C. in less time than I can drive to my in laws on Long Island. It's insane. It's horrific. It's bumper to bumper traffic, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. It's ridiculous.
Rob Carson
I've never, I've never been. I've never been out there.
Mary Walter
The furthest I went, nothing. Nothing at all really.
Rob Carson
What about the vineyards? I hear the vineyards are lovely out there.
Mary Walter
Those are way out on the island.
Rob Carson
Really?
Mary Walter
Maybe I should get a helicopter towards the Hamptons. That's just pack lunch.
Rob Carson
Here's, here's something kind of interesting. I'm just throwing some stories at you here. You know, obviously there's a lot of big news. We'll get some of that as well. A new study says that swearing can make you stronger. I should be able to bench press 500 pounds, I was going to say.
Mary Walter
Well then everyone in New Jersey from the time they're about 6 on is probably like the strongest people ever. So yeah, we can conjugate some words to make them adverbs. Nouns.
Rob Carson
Oh yes. Oh Mary, Mary. One time I remember I was in Cincinnati, my son was a couple years old and I, and I got in a piece of IKEA furniture and it was a standing pantry and it had 350 friggin screws. And I said I'm going to get through this without cursing. I did. And I made it to the very last screw and the screw fell from my hand in slow motion, landed on the floor and rolled into the furnace vent. And I heard it go ting, ting, ting ting into the distance. And I launched into a tirade of curse words that were non sequitur like my dad used to do. It was a G but then F and that and the S and that and this and that. They had, they had to direct traffic around the air, traffic around the cloud of profanity above my home for two years.
Mary Walter
See, this is why my father always taught us whether you're changing a tire or doing anything with screws. You take a Frisbee and you put it upside down.
Rob Carson
Yes. Well, you know, you know the movie Christmas Story when Ralph. Oh, fudge. But I didn't say fudge.
Mary Walter
Yep, exactly. My father always trained us from the time we were young that when we were doing anything with him, all the pieces that you needed had, if they were small, had to go inside Frisbee 100%.
Rob Carson
And by the way, in the study, it said that cyclists who repeatedly swore saw an 8% increase in grip strength and a 4.5% boost in power output compared with those repeating a neutral word. This is better than blood doping.
Mary Walter
Yep. This is why I used to have to wear my mouth guard when driving to Washington, D.C. and back because I'm 95. I was so hyped up by the time I got to my destination and so disgusted with humans that, you know, that's why. Yep.
Rob Carson
All right, all right. We're gonna take a break and come back more with Mary Walter on the other side of the break. This is the Rob Carson Show. Bring joy to the world. It's the thing to do. But the world does not revolve around you. Don't be a jerk. It's Christmas. That is the spongebob. I got Gen Z kids in the spongebob Christmas. That's a great song, actually. Don't be a jerk. It's Christmas. I think it's really good. And the, the live action version of that is a really funny cartoon, by the way. Real quick. We'll get back to Mary Walter in a second. I get this email at home. Critical virus threat detected. Your I defend trial is expired. Your PC is now vulnerable. You are the possibility of permanent data corruption. Family photos, work documents, association essential files could be encrypted and held by ransom for ransom by malware. Here's the problem. This is malware. This is, this is, this is fishing. This is fake. This is fake. They're promising they're going to keep my computer safe. And, and they're saying that my, my, my, my trial has expired. I never had a trial. I never had a trial of this. I never tried it. And, and they're made to trick you into thinking, oh, my God, I got to update my credit card information. Oh, my God, I can't believe that, you know, my. Whatever ended and you end up getting scrod completely scrawed. That's why I had webroot total protection. I got web total protection here in the, in the studio right now. You can get it 60% off by going to webroot.com Carson this is real time antivirus protection. Excuse me. Got excited. Real time antivirus protection against emerging threats like malware, ransomware, phishing scams. This nonsense web threat detects and blocks malicious sites before you can visit them. Because everybody's trying to sell you something this time of year. Everybody's trying to take of advantage. Advantage of fake charities, all sorts of nonsense. You can get VPN for 5 or 10 devices. Select your connection from 80 locations, 65 countries, shields, you know, kids, aging relatives and whatnot. And up to a million dollars in expense reimbursement for stolen funds and out of pocket cost to identity theft. So don't fall for it. Let Webroot Total protection handle it for you. Give the gift of cybersecurity, peace of mind protection for yourself and loved ones. Starting at less than $20 with my exclusive offer. 60% off webroot.com that's webroot.com Carson. Mary, Walter, did you hear? The deadly Palisades in Farno took hold on area firefighters. They were restricted by WOKE laws protecting endangered plant species. Did you know that?
Mary Walter
Not surprised. I did not know that, but it didn't surprise me at all. And quick question. Are you losing your voice?
Rob Carson
No, I just swallowed. Incorrect. Just kind of did that one.
Mary Walter
Oh, I was hoping it was a Christmas miracle.
Rob Carson
The opposite of what happened to Mrs. Brady. Do you remember. Remember the Brady Bunch?
Mary Walter
Let me ask you a question. Have you exhausted and just so overdosed your. Your audience on Christmas that when I'm in for you next week, when it actually is Christmas, that we're gonna have to do everything but Christmas because.
Rob Carson
No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to build on what I have built here. You've got it. You've got to continue it. You've got to live joyously and you got to bring joy to be Christmas.
Mary Walter
Best I can tell for the last two weeks.
Rob Carson
Oh, hell yeah. Of course I did. Yeah. You know, because last year. Last year was hell. Last year my Christmas was hell. And I'm. I'm gonna. I don't even care if people get tired of Christmas.
Mary Walter
I appreciate you not caring.
Rob Carson
Yeah. So anyway, The. The. The LAFDs mop up operations in the Lackman fire wanted to preserve the endangered milk vetch plants which were going in the region. This is a. There is a federally endangered astragalus along the Tunisco fire route. Would be nice to avoid cutting if possible, one state official wrote. And they basically let the fire smolder because they didn't want to kill the milk vetch, but it ended up killing 12 people and destroying 7,000 homes.
Mary Walter
And the milk vetch.
Rob Carson
Yeah, and the milk vet. And by the way, did you hear about this? The Santa Ynez reservoir is going to be offline and empty again for the next nine months. The one that they had empty, that they didn't have any water in, they're doing it again.
Mary Walter
Well, you know, this is good because, you know, Gavin Newsom's the front runner for the Democrats in 2028. So this is great. Let him gav Newsom up California even more.
Rob Carson
Oh, I swear to God. I, I just, I don't, I don't understand. The Democrats do not have a bench. Did you hear that polling finds Pete Booty gig is less popular with black voters than David Duke? Did you know that?
Mary Walter
That's hilarious. But we can, we can laugh at them all they want.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Mary Walter
I guarantee you there's going to be hanky panky in the midterms. But when we find out, like we just found out, I think it was in Wisconsin, there was like 300,000 votes that were counted, even though they were unsigned, they were counted anyway. And then after the fact, they go, oh, sorry, our bad. After it's all counted in the end, the shenanigans and they get what they want, then they're so sorry and no one goes to jail.
Rob Carson
Well, here's the thing. You've got. You've got Harmeet Dhillon. She's absolutely kicking butt and taking names. She's got a lot. She's getting a lot done and she's going to get a lot done before then. You've got Kristi Noem, you've got others involved in getting illegals off the voter rolls, et cetera. And so I don't think it's going to be a shenanigans as you think it is.
Mary Walter
But here's the thing, here's the thing that bothers me is the lack of people being arrested. There's a lack of consequences.
Rob Carson
I know.
Mary Walter
Look at Letitia James. Look at James Comey. Why do Republicans choose to prosecute them in the eastern, eastern district of Virginia where, you know, you're probably not going to get an indictment. And, oh, look, they didn't get an indictment. Why are they so stupid? Why don't they, they lie, learn and say, oh, maybe we'll do it in Florida or somewhere else. Why don't they go venue shopping the way Democrats go venue shopping?
Rob Carson
Yeah, we need to do that. And then also I'm hoping and praying. Did you hear that in Minnesota, the fraud is now they're saying maybe $18 billion.
Mary Walter
Of course.
Rob Carson
Unbelievable.
Mary Walter
And Tim Waltz knew what was going on. There is no way Tim Waltz didn't know.
Rob Carson
Of course.
Mary Walter
Pictured with. With at least 80% of these people, right?
Rob Carson
Yes.
Mary Walter
So. But I guarantee you nothing's going to happen to either one of them. There will be.
Rob Carson
No, there better be. There had better be. Mary. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Did you know that 85% of Democrats in Minnesota still support that jackass?
Mary Walter
Of course they do.
Rob Carson
Unbelievable.
Mary Walter
Of course they do.
Rob Carson
I'm glad I moved out of that state. Dear God in heaven. What? What an awful state run by the Democrat Farmers and Laborers Party. It's a. It's a Hammer and Segal Communist Party. All right. So we gotta run. You're gonna be on next week and the week after for me. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for I know you are going to do an outstanding job. I like to choose you exclusively to do it because you kick butt.
Mary Walter
You're so sweet. Thank you so much. And just a programming note, I will be on with Rita cosby tomorrow at 12:30 on Newsmax and of course, Monday on the Chris Salcedo show, sometime between 5 and 6. Sometimes it's 5:15, sometimes it's a little bit later. And then I'll fit other Newsmax stuff in between my filling in all over everywhere in the next two weeks and just Google.
Rob Carson
Mary. Walter. Mary, God bless you and your hubby and your family and your friends and. And a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you.
Mary Walter
You too, have a very blessed holiday and you deserve the time off. Thank you so much. I really appreciate you.
Rob Carson
We'll talk to you again soon. Let's take another. Let's take a break. It's the Rob Carson Show.
Unknown Caller 1
I'm the best DA in the Southeast. Why wouldn't I be proud of my work? I noticed that you didn't bring any diversity here when you brought Witness. You brought all Republican Caucasian people to come and to tell you about my work. I don't need Daddy to tell me how to do my work. I know how to do my work. What I can tell you is that I allowed Mr. Wade to bill 160 hours a week.
Rob Carson
And then, see, this is what happened when Jerry Springer died. People like Fonny Willis became prominent in politics and in jurisprudence. Here is Mike Benz. I want to just let Mike Bins go off on Fannie.
Political Commentator
That poor Nathan Wade. Apparently Nathan Wade had to buy her that fanny fake rabbit fur coat.
Rob Carson
Listen, just listen. I'm gonna let him go.
Political Commentator
That she warrant to the court to the. To this Georgia senate hearing today. She went in there, she was defiant. She was telling the Georgia senators that their questions were so called. Dumbass.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Political Commentator
So Georgia state prosecutors and the feds both need to go on dual tracks and put big fan in fat ass in prison.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Political Commentator
Because she politicized and weaponized her office to take out Trump and to take out his supporters for non crimes. She violated their constitutional rights. She made them go through hell. Big Fanny Willis was corrupt. She hired her dumb unqualified boyfriend, Nathan Wade, paid him $700,000, took illegal kickbacks in the form of these lavish trips to Belize. And she's a gray goose girl. Big Fanny told us she said that she went Dutch and she her boyfriend Nathan Wade, she paid him back cash.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Political Commentator
She learned from her black Panther father.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Political Commentator
Because she kept cash in her mattress.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Political Commentator
But she couldn't explain how she replenished that cash. I mean she is a Big Fanny is a disgrace.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Political Commentator
And it is shameful that her big ass is walking around on the streets right now. These Georgia prosecutors should indeed indicts and indicts today. The federal prosecutor should indict and indict today. She committed perjury. She obstructed justice. She lied. She committed fraud. She conspired. What the hell are these prosecutors doing in Georgia, both state and federal.
Rob Carson
Here we go.
Political Commentator
To let this big tub of lord walk around and be defiant like she is today. Put her fat ass in prison.
Rob Carson
There you go. Man, if the word ass were a drinking game, you'd be dick by now. Mike Ben's ladies and gentlemen, Mike Benz. And let's hope that 2026 becomes the year not only we get Karen, we drive Karen from the public square, but we start putting people in jail for what they did to us, what they did to the president and what they did to us. Final hour of the show is ahead. An amazing story from a woman berated in target Gilbert. Arizona lies about their crime statistics 2 and the Bears are considering leaving Chicago because of Brandon Johnson. That's all coming up. Don't go anywhere. Everyone deserves to be connected. That's why T Mobile and US Cellular are joining forces. Switch to T Mobile and save up to 20% versus Verizon by getting built in benefits. They leave out. Check the math@t mobile.com switch. And now T Mobile is in US cellular stores. Savings versus comparable Verizon plans, plus the cost of optional benefits, plan features and taxes if these vary. Savings with three plus lines include third line free via monthly bill credits. Credit Stop if you cancel any lines. Qualifying credit required.
Episode: Corruption, Chaos, and Mary Walter Unfiltered
Date: December 19, 2025
Host: Rob Carson (with guest Mary Walter)
Podcast: Newsmax Podcasts
This lively and unapologetically opinionated episode of The Rob Carson Show centers on current political corruption, government waste, and cultural turmoil, both satirized and dissected by Rob Carson and guest commentator Mary Walter. Woven throughout are Carson’s trademark humor and cultural commentary, focusing on recent scandals, bureaucratic ineptitude, and perceived liberal overreach—setting the stage for a broader critique of the political landscape as 2025 draws to a close.
The episode maintains a combative, humorous, and irreverently conservative tone. Carson and Walter’s banter combines anecdotes, parody, political outrage, and cultural observation. Listeners are left with a sense of both exasperation and resilient hopefulness: the fight against corruption is ongoing, and spirited debate—and laughter—are as crucial as ever.
For Those Who Missed It:
You'll find a blend of hard-hitting political criticism, satirical musical interludes, cultural nostalgia, and the cathartic venting of grievances—aptly flavored by Rob Carson's mix of bombast and warmth, and Mary Walter’s quick wit. Despite the chaos and corruption bemoaned, the prevailing sentiment is one of perseverance and the importance of accountability—just in time for Christmas.