Crisis, Comedy & Crashing Streams

Summary

The Rob Carson Show: “Crisis, Comedy & Crashing Streams”

Air Date: January 7, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Radio)
Notable Guests: Stephen Miller, Michael Charbonne, Judge Jeanine’s Representative
Episode Focus: A satirical but sharp take on current American and global politics, technological woes, and cultural trends, all delivered with Carson’s signature humor and irreverence.

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Episode Overview

Rob Carson kicks off the show blending fast-paced political satire with genuine commentary on recent geopolitical moves—chiefly the U.S. talk of acquiring Greenland and intervention in Venezuela—streaming technical glitches, and a dollop of comedic music parodies about international affairs. The episode sees regular contributions from analyst Stephen Miller, Canadian commentator Michael Charbonne, and audio from Judge Jeanine’s representative for an inside look at justice and crime stats in D.C. In classic Rob Carson style, the episode oscillates between pointed political criticism and playful banter, creating a rollicking mix that’s as entertaining as it is newsy.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Opening Riff: Should the U.S. Buy Greenland?

[00:20]–[03:00]

• Stephen Miller (with Jake Tapper clip) questions Denmark’s colonial hold over Greenland, suggesting the U.S. should take control for strategic reasons.
• Rob jokes about adding Greenland—and then Canada and Venezuela—to the U.S. flag:

  “Start putting another star on that flag, ladies and gentlemen. Then we’ll add Canada. How’s that sound? What the hell? Venezuela. Why not?” — Rob Carson [00:45]

• Jim Gossett performs a musical parody:

  “There’s a land that should be our land… Planned for Greenland?” [00:55]
  Carson quips about renaming it “Trump Land” or “Done Land.”

2. Parody & Satire on International Affairs

[03:00]–[05:00]

• Rob lampoons the complexity of U.S.–Denmark relations, the “white colonizers” angle, and muddled geography/culture confusion between the Danish and the Dutch—classic Carson comedic riffing.
• The discussion segues into the escalating price of ice, Venezuela oil, and America’s role post-Maduro:

  “Can you imagine what it’s going to do to the price of ice?” — Rob Carson [04:07]

3. U.S. Seizes Venezuelan Oil Shipments: Flexing Muscle

[05:00]–[07:00]

• Updates on U.S. military enforcing a blockade and seizing tankers related to Venezuela and Russia. Carson relishes a “president with Cajones” who is “doing things.”
• Stephen Miller decries the “greatest material theft” by Venezuela under Chavez and Maduro, emphasizing American loss and later the reversal of these losses under Trump:

  “Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserve in the world.” — Stephen Miller [05:57]
  “That historic injustice has been reversed… a military masterclass under President Trump’s leadership.” — Stephen Miller [07:00]

4. Streaming & Tech Woes, Played for Laughs

[07:00]–[08:55]

• Carson’s recurring streaming failures are a running joke:

  “Our stream was weak yesterday, like Joe Biden taking a whiz at 2 in the morning.” — Rob Carson [07:20]
  “Maybe it’s a swollen digital prostate.” [07:55]

• Speculates on Russian sabotage and jokes about his “producer, Ken Redneck MacGyver,” freaking out.

5. Trump's Popularity and U.S. Intervention in Venezuela

[08:55]–[11:00]

• Trump’s ouster of Maduro is celebrated across Latin America, with polling numbers from various countries showing strong support (Costa Rica 87%, Chile 70%, etc.):

  “There goes your Hispanic vote there, Democrats.” — Rob Carson [09:47]

• Carson links these moves to a surge in Trump’s Hispanic popularity.

6. Good News Segment: “Lots of Winning”

[12:01]–[12:06]

• Quick-fire affirmations of “winning” from several regulars (Michael Charbonne, Stephen Miller, Rob himself), poking fun at Trump’s “so much winning” phrasing.

7. Crime Down in D.C.: Judge Jeanine’s Representative Discusses Stats

[16:56]–[18:56]

• D.C. crime, prosecution rates, and the National Guard.

  “Crime is coming down in D.C.… homicide is down 60%. Robbery is down 49%. Carjackings are down 68%.” — Judge Jeanine’s Rep. [17:13]

• Carson jumps in:

  “68% on carjackings. 32% on overall crime. The reason? That’s got to be bad, right? It’s got to be because of white supremacy or something.” [18:22]

• The takeaway: enforcing laws actually reduces crime, contrary to previous progressive narratives.

8. Canada’s Perspective and International Reactions

[21:38]–[25:00]

• Michael Charbonne adds Canadian color, riffing on pot legalization (“pot-ash”), gas prices, and Canada’s left-leaning leadership.
• Charbonne reveals Canadian “celebration” over Maduro’s removal and connects varied global protests to funding from actors like George Soros.

9. Satire on Liberal Politicians: Tim Walz’s “Ride You” Gaffe

[25:36]–[28:15]

• Extended bit mocking Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz’s odd press conference statement:

  “For the next nine months, I will ride you like I’ve never ridden you before.” — Tim Walz (clip) [27:23]

• Carson and Charbonne lampoon the incident with sexual innuendo and branding (“Tim Wolf saddle”), tying it to a theme of out-of-touch politicians.

10. U.S. Military Strength and Diplomatic Moves

[31:08]–[35:29]

• Rob and Michael revisit the Venezuela intervention, compare Trump’s decisiveness to Reagan, and expound on the U.S. playing the global “police officer.”
• Michael:

  “If you are a bad actor in the world and Donald Trump says… you better straighten up or I’m going to slap you in the back of the head, China’s going to have to think twice…” [34:49]

11. AI & Tech Tangent: “Millennial Disease” and Robot Companions

[35:29]–[37:24]

• Discussion of China, the U.S., and the emerging market for “fully female human robots” and “Tesla Optimus Gen 3” robots.
• Carson jokes about financing a robot girlfriend:

  “Do they allow financing? Because I’d like to order one… The last fleshy one I was involved with didn’t work out so well.” [36:13]

12. Closing Thoughts: Lindsey Graham on Iran and Global Change

[39:49]–[40:30]

• Lindsey Graham addresses listeners:

  “We stand for you [Iranians] taking back your country from the ayatollah religious Nazi who kills you… Donald J. Trump is not Barack Obama. He has your back.” — Lindsey Graham [40:03]

• Rob suggests rapid, consequential change is sweeping the globe:

  “Freedom and patriotism and faith are going to sweep the world. Next it’s going to be Iran and then Cuba.” [39:49]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|----------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:45 | Rob Carson | “Start putting another star on that flag, ladies and gentlemen. Then we’ll add Canada. How’s that sound?” | | 07:20 | Rob Carson | “Our stream was weak yesterday, like Joe Biden taking a whiz at 2 in the morning.” | | 12:05 | Stephen Miller (and others) | “Lots of winning.” | | 17:13 | Judge Jeanine’s Representative | “Crime is coming down in D.C.… homicide is down 60%. Robbery is down 49%. Carjackings are down 68%.” | | 18:55 | Rob Carson | “Defunding the police actually didn’t work. And believing in law enforcement and the police…actually works.” | | 25:36 | Michael Charbonne (about Tim Walz) | “For the next nine months, I will ride you like I’ve never ridden you before.” | | 36:13 | Rob Carson (on robot companions) | “Do they allow financing? Because I’d like to order one…The last fleshy one I was involved with didn’t work.” | | 39:49 | Lindsey Graham (clip) | “To the people of Cuba, help is on the way. And finally to the people of Iran, we stand with you…” |

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:20–03:00] — Greenland as a new U.S. territory; song parody
• [05:00–07:00] — U.S. seizes Venezuelan oil; Stephen Miller’s analysis
• [07:20–08:55] — Live streaming issues, humor on digital “prostate”
• [09:47] — Latin American support for Trump removing Maduro
• [12:05] — “So much winning!” rapid-fire segment
• [16:56–18:56] — Judge Jeanine’s Rep on D.C. crime stats
• [25:36–28:15] — Satire: Tim Walz’s “ride you” blunder
• [35:29–37:24] — The age of robot companions: jokes and commentary
• [39:49–40:30] — Lindsey Graham’s message to Iran

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Tone and Style

• Rob Carson’s delivery is rapid, sardonic, and full of irreverent humor.
• Satirical takes on international policy and American political figures are interspersed with musical jokes, mock-advertisements, and self-deprecating technical frustration.
• Panelists and guests match Carson’s energy, swinging between earnest commentary and biting wit.

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Final Impressions

This episode deftly blends political satire with substantive analysis, using humor to spotlight major shifts in U.S. foreign policy and cultural trends. Rob Carson and his guests deliver a punchy, highly entertaining take on the news—making complexity approachable, hilarious, and thought-provoking for the audience.

For listeners:
Expect a whirlwind of humor, hot takes, and the occasional technical mishap—but always with an eye (and a laugh) on the day’s biggest headlines.

Transcript

[Rob Carson]

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[Rob Carson]

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[Show Announcer/Producer]

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[Stephen Miller]

Greenland has a population of 30,000 people, Jake. The real question is, who, by what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? What is the basis of their territorial claim? What is their basis of having Greenland as a colony of Denmark? The United States is the power of NATO for the United States to secure the Arctic region, to protect and defend NATO and NATO interests. Obviously, Greenland should be part of the United States.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, there you go. Start putting another star on that flag, ladies and gentlemen. Then we'll add Canada. How's that sound? What the hell? Venezuela. Why not?

[Show Announcer/Producer]

Jim Gossett, Greenlanders There's a land that should be our land that's what I have planned Planned for Greenland?

[Rob Carson]

Why not?

[Show Announcer/Producer]

It is strategic it's rich in minerals Greenland was made for you and me greenies. I'd like to own it but Denmark's wary Denmark might have to use the military security it would provide it. Greenland was made for you and me Once we own it, we could rename it.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, why not?

[Show Announcer/Producer]

Could call it Trump Land.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, I like that.

[Show Announcer/Producer]

Or even Done Land, maybe even better. It's gonna happen. It will be ours soon. Greenland was made for you and me.

[Rob Carson]

There you go. That is Jim Gassen to start off the show.

[Show Announcer/Producer]

Greenland.

[Rob Carson]

There you go. You betcha. Why the hell not? You know, nobody else is using them. What's Denmark doing? And by the way, I do believe I'm not mistaken, that Denmark. They are white colonizers of Greenland, aren't they? White colonizers of Greenland? I'm thinking that's what they are. So, you know, maybe. Maybe the rest of the world should go, okay, America, maybe America can have Greenland. They're talking about buying it, though. I wonder if it's going to be like what we did for the Louisiana territory or like the amount of money we gave Russia for Alaska. I think they're still sore over that one. That happened a while back. What a day. Trump Rubio told lawmakers. Trump wants to buy Greenland. Maybe he could call it gold land. Can you imagine what it's going to do with the price of ice? I mean, Venezuela, we seized Venezuela and we got rid of Maduro and now they're going to give us 30 to 50 million barrels of oil. You can't even imagine that. You can't imagine 30 to 50 million of anything. You can't imagine a million of anything. But they're talking about 50 gallon drums of oil and 30 to 50 million of those. What the hell? How do you even. Really, really. And Trump's going to take it and he's going to give the money, some to the Venezuelan people, the long suffering Venezuelan people, and then going to take some of it for us. Because I don't know if you knew this, but Hugo Chavez stole all of it from us. We had leases there and everything. And American companies were down there and he decided to appropriate it. Just said, hey, there are oil companies. And then everything went to hell. So guess what payback is. You know what payback is? A new. You know what? Trump plans to buy Greenland rather than invade it. While Mr. Trump has his aides to give up an updated plan for acquiring the territory. Marco Rubio made his remarks in a briefing on Monday with lawmakers from the Main Armed Services and Foreign Policies Committee. So there you go. Gonna buy Greenland. We'll see. Sounds like the Greenland is kind of down with it because the Denmark sucks. I mean, what is Denmark done? Hell, I don't even know the difference between the Danish and the Dutch. I have no idea. I think one of them wear. One of them wear shoes. The other one, they have a little kid who sticks his finger in a dike, you know, a dam, that thing that keeps the water from. You know what I'm saying? So there, there you go. I don't even the other one. And, and they honestly, they are white colonizers of Greenland. And Greenland only has about 30,000 people living on it. So it's a hell of a waste of space. But I would imagine the price of ice is going to drop dramatically because Greenland is covered with ice. Russia is reported responding after US seized two Venezuelan oil tankers in Europe. They were talking about this yesterday. The United States has seized a tanker linked to Russia off the coast of Europe and a second vessel in the car Caribbean. And an escalation of the enforcement of the Venezuela blockade. That's what it's all about. You see dramatic footage showed the American special forces boarding the MV Bella 1 in the northern Atlantic after pursuing it for weeks in an operation in flaming tensions with Moscow. The Coast Guard also captured a second vessel, the motor tanker Sofia, off the coast of the Caribbean in a coordinated effort on Wednesday morning. So there you go. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth put the world on notice by saying that the blockade of the Venezuelan oil is in full effect and no ships anywhere in the world are safe. So there you go. That's what's going on. We got a president with Cajones. We have a president who doesn't go on vacation every stinking week and actually is involved and is doing things rather than just sitting around and promising to do stuff and whatnot. Here is Stephen Miller talking about Hugo Chavez and Maduro and what they did to a once prosperous Venezuela. We used to have a great working relationship with Venezuela. The people of Venezuela was one of the richest economies in the world. I think it was the fourth largest economy in the world. And the commies and socialists destroyed it.

[Stephen Miller]

Yes. In fact, it was probably the greatest material theft that had ever been committed against the United States of America in terms of its raw dollar and financial value. Venezuela has the largest proven oil reserve in the world.

[Rob Carson]

Does.

[Stephen Miller]

Just hours away from the United States of America, the largest proven oil reserve in the world.

[Rob Carson]

And gold.

[Stephen Miller]

And up until recently, that oil reserve was exploited by our adversaries to fund their ambitions, to fund their militaries, to fund their terrorism. And the United States, of course, lost its resources, its wealth, its property.

[Rob Carson]

We lost trillions of dollars when they stole it from us.

[Stephen Miller]

You pointed out we discovered the oil, we created the technology to extract the oil, we invested in the platforms and we built the refineries to process that heavy crude in a way that again, only America has that expert that we shared. And so that historic injustice has been reversed. And just as importantly, our adversaries no longer have the ability to use Venezuela to export terrorism around the globe. Then the Maduro regime no longer has the ability to send terrorists, cartels, gang members and drugs into our country, saving ultimately, Sean, hundreds of thousands of American lives to what we can all agree has been a military masterclass under President Trump's leadership.

[Rob Carson]

Yes, it has. By the way, we had a little streaming issue. I don't know what the deal is because I live here in, in Northern Virginia, across from Washington D.C. and you got millions of people who live here and, and the friggin wi fi is from like 1992. It is absolute crapola. And we need to get some sort of a, I don't know, an engineer out here to figure it out because we, we. Our stream was weak yesterday, like Joe Biden taking a whiz at 2 in the morning. But it looks like it could be a little weak at times today. I, for the technical difficulty, not on me saying, I just dropped off again, Just dropped off again, we'll do it again. I'm clicking it again. I know my producer, Ken Redneck MacGyver is freaking out because he's like, what the hell's going on with the stream. Well, you know what? I can't do anything about it because you live in Northern Virginia and they got a Democrat taking over. Hell, I could be being sabotaged by the Russians, for God's sake. Who the hell knows? Because the show reaches so gigantic. It's just amazing. Yeah, it says dropped frames detected. Your stream quality may be affected. Maybe it's a swollen digital prostate. That may be in a swollen digital prostate is what that is. Here is Stephen Miller talking with Jake Tapper about.

[Stephen Miller]

Greenland has been the formal position of the US Government since the beginning of this administration, frankly, going back into the previous Trump administration, that Greenland should be part of the United States. The President has been very clear about that. That is the formal position of the US Government. Right, but can you say that military action against Greenland is off the table? It would have been a military action against Greenland. The, the Greenland has a population of 30,000 people, Jake. The United States should have Greenland as part of the United States. There's no need to even think or talk about this in the context that you're asking of a military operation. Nobody's going to fight the United States militarily over the future of Greenland.

[Rob Carson]

No, no, I don't think anybody's going to bleep with us because, you know, we're not to be bleeped with right now. We are not to be bleeped with. There you go. We're gonna work on the stream. I know you streamers, you guys who stream the program are, are, you know, you, you need to see my face every day. I don't blame you for wanting to see my face every day. It's not a bad looking face. Gained a little weight over the holidays so, you know, the waddle under the chin, I'm not, not too happy about that. There we go. The broadcast has been, has been terminated due to repeat start. So what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to take a break and get the stream going for you listening on glorious terrestrial radio, you're not impacted by that. So all of my wonderful affiliates across the country, KSCO and WCBM and oh hell, they're all over the place. The Benny media stations all across New Hampshire, you guys can hear me. So that's kind of good news. Just real quick for those of you who don't know the, you know, Donald Trump freeing the people of Venezuela by getting rid of Maduro. The Democrat party is freaking out at this, you know, hating it because they know that in this, things like this, they see their Doom because he's showing real leaders in a poll of Latin American countries where freedom is really sweeping. By the way, the only place in the world where leftism is gaining traction is in the United States, in cities like New York and Seattle. That's it. Otherwise it's collapsing everywhere and it's going to continue to collapse and Seattle and New York are going to collapse. But in polls of Latin Americans with regard to Trump arresting Maduro, 87% of Costa Ricans say it's a good thing. 70% in Chile, 77% in Colombia, 76 in Panama, 74% of Peru, 61 Argentina, 60 in Ecuador and 52% in Uruguay. There you go. So support. There goes your Hispanic vote there, Democrats. You were hoping for the Hispanic vote because you thought because Donald Trump was deporting so many people that the vote would go away. It's not happening. It's not happening. And guess what? Donald Trump is becoming more popular because of the actions he's taking right now in Venezuela and in our country. I got details on that coming up. Up. I'm going to take a break, try to get these streaming issues solved and we'll be back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

[Show Announcer/Producer]

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[Rob Carson]

It is a Rob Carson Show. We are having some streaming problems and since I am a one man show and I engineered the entire studio and everything myself, we have, you know, I have to kind of figure it out without some help. So that's kind of bothersome. But anyway, we're doing our level best to keep the broadcast on, the stream on, but we are on for the radio audience anyway. Could be sunspot activity, could be the Russians, hell, who knows, it might be Rachel Maddow for God's sake. Not even sure. But we got a lot of great things happening in the world. One of the things I like to start the show off generally with is a thing called good news.

[Show Announcer/Producer]

We love to win, winning, winning.

[Rob Carson]

So much winning.

[Show Announcer/Producer]

It's lots of winning.

[Michael Charbonne]

Lots of winning.

[Stephen Miller]

Lots of, lots of winning.

[Rob Carson]

Lots of winning.

[Political Commentator (possibly Greg Gutfeld)]

Lots of winning.

[Rob Carson]

It's oh so good. Once again, the Democrat Party is on the wrong side of history. The wrong side of everything we've seen during the first year of the Trump administration. They exist only to be contrarian to Donald Trump no matter what the good news is, it's very obvious. Started with sealing the southern border. Went on to Elon Musk and Doge exposing fraud. They said that it was bad. They immediately, you know, went after Doge they held protests that showed that Elon Musk was a Nazi. He's not a Nazi. Ridiculous to think otherwise. He left. Now we understand why they were going after Doge because of all the damned fraud that the Democrat Party ushered in over the last decade or so. And then really put the pedal to the metal when Covid came around, rolled a whole bunch of fraudulent spending in there and basically looted our treasury to the tone of tens of trillions of dollars. I'm just going to say trillions of dollars. I said that a couple weeks ago. I said trillions of dollars. It's approaching a trillion dollars now. It may have already surpassed a trillion dollars. Then we moved on to the no kings protest. Then we moved on to signal. Moved on to Donald Trump's tearing down history at the White House. And he's, you know, he's, his rich donors are buying a new ballroom. We're going to tear it down when, when, when we become the, you know, get in the Congress again, honestly. And what are they doing to get it? But regardless, you know, the Democrat Party once again on the wrong side of history. A history, a gigantic historic moment happening in the world. Hugo, not Hugo Chavez. Maduro has been taken out of Venezuela. Joe Biden had four years sitting on his ass doing nothing but eating pudding and going to bed and going to the beach. Did not it bounty on his head. Then Donald Trump with the new military with no guys in dresses goes in surgically removes this guy, gets him out of Venezuela faster than you could order Uber eats with no fatalities on our side. And the Democrat party is caterwauling and screeching about it. And guess what? It's going to fail. Their anti Trump efforts are going to fail. This is a glorious historic moment in history. And guess what? The American people love it. Particularly Republicans. About what the President has done in Venezuela.

[Political Commentator (possibly Greg Gutfeld)]

Me be very clear. There is no rift in the Republican Party. Yes, there are. Some folks like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massie are quite skeptical of this. They are very much in the minority. What are we talking about here? Well, why don't we just talk the GOP on the U.S. military. Alstoman Duro Ipsos, 65% support, 6% opposed. How about the Washington Post poll? 74% support. Just 10% opposed. If you look among 2024 Trump supporters, we're talking about 80% support. The vast, vast majority of Republicans are with Donald Trump on this issue. Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene are very much in the minority. Very few Republicans.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, and Rand Paul. All of you, loser Rhinos Marjorie Taylor Greene. She is so done, so just beyond done. What an abject betrayal of not only Donald Trump and his administration, but the American people and Republican voters think that I actually thought she was something. And I think the truth is she's just not a very intelligent person. That's what I think it kind of boils down to. Not a terribly smart person. Here's some more good news. Judge Jeanine Now I moved to Washington D.C. going on six months ago, two weeks after I moved here, Donald Trump brought in the National Guard and they didn't even have guns. They cleaned out all the riff raff, all of the homeless encampments, all of the meth, not the meth dealers, but the fentanyl dealers on the streets, all of the people harassing people and all of that. And, and of course we also, they got rid of the, the chief of police here in Washington D.C. the mayor is leaving. But the chief of police was lying about crime statistics saying that Crime was down 26%. It was actually up 2% from an all time high when Joe Biden and Black Lives Matter said that the police were bad. Okay. And guess what? Amazing things are happening. All right, My computer is frozen up, so I don't know exactly what's going on, but I'm gonna go ahead and try and see what I can do with regard to that. But Judge Jeanine, Judge Jeanine, maybe I may be getting attacked. I really, I mean, I mean honestly, I believe I might be being attacked for that matter. But I'm gonna go ahead and end this task and restart this task and see if we can get the computer going again. Something is going on with, with the show. I'm presuming, only presuming that because the, the microphone is on and I can hear my voice that you can actually hear radio program. But Judge Deneen has some amazing statistics with regard to crime in Washington D.C. and by the way, we're recording all time low murder rates in America. All time low murder rates because Donald Trump and Cash Patel, they, they started sending FBI agents out around the country, out around the country and crime started dropping and Democrats have been trying to C block the, the National Guard and whatnot from, from going into Democrat run cities. I'll try a Judge Je again.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

Prosecution rates are at historic highs in the District. We are prosecuting crime like never before. In the District of Columbia, fewer than 10% of the cases go unprosecuted compared to almost 70% of the cases that went unprosecuted in the last administration. So as A direct result of the increase in prosecution, tougher enforcement. Crime is coming down in D.C. and since the Enhanced Federal partnership and the surge as well. As you can see, homicide is down 60%. Robbery is down 49%. Carjacking are down 68.

[Rob Carson]

Wow.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

And as someone new to the District.

[Rob Carson]

That'S historic by the way, because DC used to be a crime infested hellhole.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

Was the one thing that people constantly talk to me about carjackings. And they are now down 68% overall crime. Down 32%.

[Rob Carson]

68% on the carjackings. 32% on overall crime. The reason that's got to be bad, right? It's got to be because of white supremacy or something.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

Crime isn't down even more than that. Than the 32%.

[Rob Carson]

Why is that?

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

Is because now we're accurately counting.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, there you go.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

Salts with a deadly weapon.

[Rob Carson]

That's nice.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

As opposed to minimizing them.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

With lesser or non DCR crimes.

[Rob Carson]

That's what the Democrat party did.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

This proves what law abiding citizens have always known.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Judge Jeanine's Representative or Legal Expert]

And that is that when laws are enforced, communities are safe.

[Rob Carson]

Oh my God. Defunding the police actually didn't work. And believing in law enforcement and the police and enforcing the law and, and punishing people when they do bad things actually work. I know. I'm as surprised as you are. But not really. But not really. I mean, honestly, the Democrat party so intellectually and morally bankrupt and stunned it. They think they're gonna win the midterms. Oh my God. Weed must be legal. Where they are gonna take a break and come back live from Canada. Michael Charbonne, the host of the Charbonne Report joins us next. Don't go anywhere.

[Michael Charbonne]

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[Rob Carson]

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[Michael Charbonne]

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[Rob Carson]

I don't know what the hell. I don't. I honestly don't know what the hell else I can do. I move ever my entire studio to Washington D.C. i engineer the entire studio, I plug in everything, I get everything rolling. I've invested like, you know, a nice used car in this studio here, and I've done it all by myself. All by myself.

[Stephen Miller]

I know.

[Rob Carson]

So what else do I need to do? Do I need to clean the bathrooms? I mean, honestly, I don't know what else to do. Go ahead, Bob.

[Michael Charbonne]

You have to continue marching forward because it is the brilliance of your determination that will one day result in your supreme financial success because you took the risk.

[Rob Carson]

I'm not holding my breath. No, I am. I'm actually, I'm quite excited about being here. We've had a little technical snafus with the live stream today and I am guess supposed to fix it myself, but I, I don't really, honestly, I've done everything I can do. There's a lot of things going on in the, in the state of, in the, in the world, actually. How can I ask you this with regard to Canada? Because Canada, obviously, you guys lean fairly left. You have a, you know, you have Keir Starmer to the revenge as your, as your Prime Minister, he's, he's reinvesting in green energy. That's brilliant. I, I mean, bravo. I mean, wow. Meanwhile, the price of gas down here, I don't know. When I was on vacation, I filled for $2 and 12 cents a gallon there. Michael, what's it like up there in Canada? And what is, what is the reaction by Canadians with regard to Donald Trump taking out the Maduro?

[Michael Charbonne]

Well, first of all, to get really good gas in Canada, you got to go to a cheap restaurant because we don't have Waffle houses up here. So that's, that just gives me gas. The whole point about Maduro, Maduro is, is someone who is exterminated and nobody wants to sit there and pump Trump's tire because they're all afraid. But everybody is elated. We're having celebrations, not demonstrations, celebrations. Interestingly enough, Rob, the celebrations in Winnipeg, Toronto, Montreal, all over the place for the extraction, and I'll call it that of Maduro has been overwhelming. When we have people who are against the United States States and saying that they are against Venezuela, they also carry Palestinian flags in Canada. So if that gives you some kind of a slice of where we're at.

[Rob Carson]

Well, the, we're discovering today that the. All of these protests are related. All of these protests are bought and paid for by Neville Singham, George Soros and whatnot. And this includes, and it looks like may even go back to January the sixth. I'm not kidding. They're actually saying the crowds could be related there. The firebombing of America in the summer of 2020, the Black Lives Matter protests, all of these anti ICE protests, everything, they are paid for, bought and paid for, about as organic as a Twinkie. And it would not surprise me. But these are happening in Canada as well because they're the same people. They always look the exact same and they always have the same slogans, they have the same signs. But are they beginning. Are there. Hell, they may have had something to do with all of the going after the truckers when they tried to protest all the COVID bull crap in Ottawa during COVID You suppose that they were part of that as well?

[Michael Charbonne]

No, we flushed Trudeau A little while ago. And as you well know, I spent a week in Ottawa during the truckers. But I gotta tell you, there is something that's really concerning Canadian liberal women like these, these left wing organizations in Canada. They've complained to the United nations about these concerns of the well being of Tim Waltz's wife Gwen. I mean, after his disturbing press conference, you know, in this $9 billion Somalia scandal, Waltz was quoted. And this is what really upset these liberal Canadian women. For the next nine months, I will ride you like I've never ridden you before.

[Rob Carson]

Oh my God. Could you believe what he said yesterday? The guy is, is such a profound buffoon at this point. And you say that Canadian feminists are more concerned about his bat guano crazy wife. Who by the way is basically. Is basically Biden Jill Biden's. I, I think understudy.

[Michael Charbonne]

There's saddle manufacturers in Calgary. They were doing the Tim Wolf saddle and it was called you can ride me forever for the next 90. Serious.

[Rob Carson]

I've got to. Hold on. Let me see. I'm going to find that real quick. I'm going to find that sound bite because it is. It is just too precious to. To not play here is that this is a combination of not only what he said, but also Greg Gutfeld's commentary on it.

[Political Commentator (possibly Greg Gutfeld)]

So the allegations of fraud were more than tampon Tim could absorb.

[Rob Carson]

Absorb.

[Political Commentator (possibly Greg Gutfeld)]

I wonder, has he been perfect in this?

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[Rob Carson]

All those games over for him.

[T-Mobile/US Cellular Advertiser]

Now it was all me. I was the bad guy or whatever. Well, put up or shut up now and tell us what you're going to do to make this state better. Answer these tough questions, quit hiding behind this and expect for the next 11 months for me to ride you like you've never been ridden.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, he's gonna go broke.

[Political Commentator (possibly Greg Gutfeld)]

Back on your.

[Stephen Miller]

I do like you've never been ridden before. Somewhere Mayor Pete's like, I'm too gay.

[Rob Carson]

Dana.

[Stephen Miller]

You know, I've always said stupid is more dangerous than evil. And he is a perfect example.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. You know, Michael Sharbon, I. I'm beginning to think that the reason why they added Tim Waltz to the ticket is because they knew that he would continue this under a new Kamala administration. Meaning he would be a useful idiot. He would be a useful dupe. Look past the continuation of the looting of trillions of dollars from our treasury. I'm really beginning to think that's why they wanted him on the ticket.

[Michael Charbonne]

I think you guys escaped a bullet like gold, dying like you never did before. Goodness sakes. Well, I. J.D. van yeah, yeah.

[Rob Carson]

Ridiculous to think otherwise. And you know, when they, when Kamala Harris was named the candidate and Democrats are so, I mean, honestly, sheep. They're just sheep. And they said nothing about. Okay, we'll go with that. Oh, Tim Waltz. Okay, we'll do that. We don't want to vote. We'll just let the Democrat Party do it. I laughed out loud. I laughed out loud and I said she would never win. And I was right. And I was right. But I think this is just delicious. I really, really do. A little bit more on this on the other side of the break. Micha, I have a funny feeling old 10A is going to go to the Stoney Lonesome. I just have a feeling about it. So we're going to cover that in a second. Let's go ahead and take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. My nightly ritual now is a little ice, a little vanilla yogurt, banana, a little milk and a scoop of chocolate brownie beans. Dream Powder in the blend. A little while later, I hit the sack and I sleep until sunrise. It's amazing. These days everything moves so fast and it certainly can mess with your sleep schedule. That's why I'm here to tell you about Beam's Dream Powder. It's a healthy nighttime blend packed with science backed ingredients shown to improve sleep so you can wake up refreshed and ready to take on the day. Dream is made with a powerful blend of all natural ingredients including reishi, magnesium, L theanine, apigenin and melatonin. I've been using Beam's Dream Powder for a year now and I can honestly say I feel sharper, calmer and more focused. And I'm not alone. Beam has improved over 28 million nights of sleep for people across the country. So if you've been waiting for the right time to try dream, this is it. Go to shopbeam.com newsmax use code newsmax and take advantage of my exclusive offer for 40% off. Off you can get their best selling Dream powder for just $39. So seriously, think about it. Go to shopbeam.com newsmax today, A little rage against the machine. Never get tired of it. Michael Charbone, live from Canada, joins us on the Newsmax Hotline. We're getting some, we have some wheel of snafu action going on in the live stream for some reason. So we're doing our best to get the live stream going again. The stream is about as weak as Joe Biden stream. In the middle of the night, about 2am when he goes to take a pee, it doesn't work so well. So there is that Michael Sharp.

[Michael Charbonne]

You have to go there, didn't you, Rob? You had to go to that live stream, didn't you?

[Rob Carson]

The live stream. Exactly. The week live stream. There's a lot of other, there's a lot of other stuff going on in the, in the, in the news. We, we found out today that Donald Trump has intercepted a couple of, a couple of tankers, another couple takers, I would assume. You know, whenever, whenever the United States shows any kind of strength, the, the, the left and the, and the international community, NATO, they always get a little wobbly. They always get a little, you know, because remember when Ronald Reagan, I was a kid when this happened, but he got on the microphone and he was pretending about, you know, bombing the Soviet Union and everybody freaked the hell out and the evil empire. And I remember, I think I was in junior high or something and I was concerned because I'm thinking, you know, they called him a cowboy and he's going to get us into a war or something. But how do you feel about it when Donald Trump does something like this or goes after Maduro and captures his tankers in the, in the Atlantic? Does it make you nervous? I would imagine Keir Starmer is got to wear an adult diaper these days.

[Michael Charbonne]

You're trying to talk about Mark Carney. Keir Starmer, I believe.

[Rob Carson]

Yes. Sorry. I keep getting him confused because they're exactly the same. Same.

[Michael Charbonne]

It's like there's a bully in the courtyard and for the longest time the biggest guy in school never did anything. And then all of a sudden somebody else moved into the neighborhood and the bully who thought that he was ruling everything, all of a sudden there's someone there who's going to stand up, who has the might, who has the right and knows that they're going to do the right thing and flexes their muscles. The int United States, whether they want to believe it or not, still maintains the role of being the police officer and the enforcer of good and against evil in the world. There was no one Rob Carson that could have pulled off that type of an event going in there other than probably the Israeli Mossad without killing anybody and extracting, extracting an international criminal. And there are people that are very much, very much appreciative and there are others that are very much afraid because things are being called on now. Why do you think that all of a sudden, China is not going to get their oil? Russia's not going to get oil.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Michael Charbonne]

Iran is not going to be able to get their oil. What Donald Trump has done is solidified the Southern hemisphere and the waters that are close. He will never, ever, ever let anything like the Cuban Missile Crisis reoccur again. And what was brewing in Venezuela was the start of that, Rob?

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. And you look at, I heard Glenn Beck talking about it yesterday. If you take away China's oil, you take away their possibility of invading Taiwan, you take away their, their possibility of trying to become AI dominant. All sorts of, all sorts of things happening. You know, also, you know, he's playing 3D chess. He's playing 3D chess around the world. He bombed Iran's nuclear facilities. And that, of course, is. Now we're seeing the fruits of, of that beginning to arrive as it looks like Iran is on the verge of falling. It looks like Cuba. There's no way Cuba can survive this. There's no way the communists, you know, the country can survive this. And I told you, as I said last year and a couple years, I said, when Donald Trump is reelected, there will be a wave of freedom, patriotism. And now with the assassination of Charlie Kirk, faith around the globe and Michael, I mean, I think it's breathtaking. The left is trying to whiz on it. The left are trying to make it seem like not a big deal, but we're witnessing history every day. And I think we're going to see things that you and I have dreamed about since our childhood.

[Michael Charbonne]

Oh, don't go there. We can't put that on radio. But I've got to say, think about Al Baghdadi, Soleimani, the Iranian nuclear thing, and now Maduro. If you are a bad actor in the world and Donald Trump says, dude, you better straighten up or I'm going to slap you in the back of the head, China's going to have to think twice about invading Taiwan. And there's a whole bunch of other things that been put on pause. And I think, still, still, what's going to happen, they're going to continue to strangle Russia because their economy, I mean, they can't conscript any more people. Old lady camp, old ladies can't carry rifles and crappy equipment.

[Rob Carson]

So.

[Michael Charbonne]

But I got to tell you one more thing before we, before we leave. Do you realize what I coined this millennial disease? Are you ready for this. Is this something that's affecting single Chinese factory workers and 32 year old male Americans like that are living in their parents basement who don't.

[Rob Carson]

What is it.

[Michael Charbonne]

They are manufacturing now? Fully female human robots.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Michael Charbonne]

One is called the Iron Robot.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Michael Charbonne]

The fully functional and also as one would say medically correct for 150,000 bucks.

[Stephen Miller]

Bucks.

[Michael Charbonne]

So these people are starting to have relationships.

[Rob Carson]

Wow.

[Michael Charbonne]

Robots.

[Rob Carson]

Really? One question, just one question. Do they allow financing? Because I'd like to order one. Because the last real, the real, the last fleshy one I was involved with didn't work out so well.

[Michael Charbonne]

No, I had to go to the bank. That she didn't quite understand. She wanted to know if I could get the robot to sign up. And I couldn't figure out the loaded end of the drunk. No. You ready for this? Tesla Optimus Gen 3.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Michael Charbonne]

He's gonna sell a foot that our, our guy Elon Musk. A fully functional medically correct female robot with Texas skin for 25,000 bucks.

[Rob Carson]

Nice. Yeah, I'm gonna get one. But I will tell you and on a serious note, by the time we are ready for in home care we will have a robot. I'm not kidding. It's going, it'll happen in the next decade but by the time 20, 25 years down the road when you and I need in home care care, we're going to have a robot. That's the way it's going to be, bro. So don't, don't rely on. Your kids will never come and visit you. But your robot will take care of you.

[Michael Charbonne]

They have all kinds of kiosk representatives that have. There are. They're multiple AI so when you walk to a kiosk you're far enough away you think it's a person. It's not. It's a robot.

[Rob Carson]

Oh yeah. I know brother. Yeah. Welcome to the brain. Welcome to the brave new world and to my robot over Lords bleep bl bleep. That means welcome Michael. Thanks for joining me today. Where, where can people find all your glorious work?

[Michael Charbonne]

I'm on Newsmax every Sunday on the Sunday Report with John Glasgow. I am also on Spotify and Michael A Sharbo.com and the Charbone Report.

[Rob Carson]

Carson, brother, take care of yourself. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. It is a Rob Carson Show. We are broadcasting on affiliate stations around the country. You're gonna have to rely on the affiliate stations right now because we're having some issues with the live stream. Sorry I'm sorry. I know you want to see me and everything. I look good and everything. I made my, you know, I took a shower and everything. I wanted to look nice for you guys. And, and we, we have a lot of people who chime in on the, on the, you know, social media, the Rumbly Roo, I like to call it the Newsmax Rumble. Newsmax Facebook, NewsMax Instagram, Newsmax YouTube, you may use Max Newsmax News, Twitter. But right now we'll just have to do the, the old fashioned way, terrestrial radio, which works pretty damn well, by the way. You heard me talking about gold and Birch Gold for the last couple years, right? And remember last year, the gigantic year that gold had, and I mean went up like 40, 50%. Started off the year 2600, wrapped up the year at 43, and now it's at 45. $4,500 an ounce. An ounce of gold is $4,500. My God, can you imagine? Silver was at $81 yesterday. Silver, $81. I'm telling you, uncertainty in the world, the central banks buying up gold makes it more rare. And you need to get on the gold bandwagon. If you're a first time bold gold buyer, Birch Gold will offer a rebate up to $10,000 on qualifying purchases. That's a pretty darn good deal if you want to claim eligibility. Get the ball rolling. This. Just text my name, Rob to 989-898. Rob to 989-898. Make now the your first time to buy gold. Take advantage of a rebate up to 10,000 bucks when you buy by the 30th of this month. The 30th this month, it's going to end. Text my name, Rob to 989-898. Lindsey Graham last night and I told you, I think freedom and patriotism and faith are going to sweep the world. Next it's going to be Iran and then Cuba. Here's Lindsey Graham getting all fired up about Iran.

[Lindsey Graham]

To the people of Cuba, help is on the way. And finally to the people of Iran, we stand with you tonight. We stand for you taking back your country from the ayatollah religious Nazi who kills you and terrorizes the world. We pray for you, we support you. Donald J. Trump is not Barack Obama. He has your back. And to the ayatollahs, you need to understand, if you keep killing your people who are demanding a better life, Donald J. Trump is going to kill you. Change is coming to Iran. It'll be the biggest change in the history of the Mid east to get rid of this Nazi regime to the people of Iran. Help is on the way now.

[Rob Carson]

Lindsey Graham is doubling down on that and telling the Ayatollah, basically, he's gonna kill your butt. Donald Trump's gonna take you out. And I talked yesterday to Blaine Holder, Tony Shaver yesterday, actually, and I said, why are they landing these big, these big gunships in Great Britain? And he seemed to think, think that if something needs to be done with the Ayatollah murdering so many young people, rather than sending pallets of cash like Barack Obama, get rid of the Ayatollah. There you go. Put a, put a missile where the sun don't shine. All right, we're going to take a break and come back. We'll try and get the stream going. Otherwise we are on terrestrial radio across the country. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Rob Carson Show. Everyone deserves to be connected. That's why T Mobile and US Cellular are joining forces. Switch to T Mobile and save up to 20 versus Verizon by getting built in benefits they leave out. Check the math@t mobile.com Switch and now T Mobile is in US cellular stores.

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