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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the worldwide web. This is the Rob Parson show, and.
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By the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Welcome to it as white death sweeps across the country. I'm not meaning to make light of snow, but dear God, it's not the first time it snowed. And there's gonna be some big snow, I bet. Some big snows. We had four years of a snow job with Joe Biden. Hey, hey. I just came up with that. That was pretty smart, right? So, you know, because, you know, he tried to tell us that he didn't have dementia and stuff that's. That's part of a snow job. And tried to tell us that Hunter Biden's laptop wasn't real and Russia collusion was. Was real. Yeah, it was a snow job. It was a snow job. Four years of a. With a presidency that was rigged and stolen. There you go. But you know what? Here's the problem. Karma is a B word, right? Because Donald Trump became the president again because we knew that that election was rigged and we never gave up. Why even have the primary? We know. I actually told Vivek Ramaswamy in person, who are you going to vote for? I said, oh, Vivek, Vivek, Vivek, Vivek, of course I'm going to vote for Donald Trump. And nothing personal, but your candidacy is folly. And he knew it. He knew it. He knew that this was to get his name out there. And that's all fine and everything. I met him at one of the Benny Media stations in Concord, New Hampshire. Beautiful. My God, a beautiful studio. It's an old school building. And Benny Media came in and made it into a broadcast complex. That is spectacular. It's right across the street from a massive group of Democrat voters. In other words, a large cemetery. It's. It's really cool. And Jack Heath is the captain of the ship over there. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. But anyway, what the hell was I talking about? We're talking about, you know, what's going on in the world, the white death and everything. Don't worry about it, it's not a big deal. You know, some really good stuff came out of Davos. You don't know about that. You don't know about. Top business leaders in Davos issue an expletive laced message on the green backlash. Top business leaders at the World Economic Forum delivered an expletive laden mess on the green backlash because Donald Trump has shown the world that the green energy is a scam. And he said it, you know, on his speech over the week, he said, well, you know what? We're buying all these windmills. China doesn't have any windmills. China just selling them to you at exorbitant prices, you fools. And it comes as a deep concern that business are increasingly shying away from climate action because. It's a fricking joke. It's a joke. Now the United States have gone hard for fossil fuels. It kind of made anyone going for renewal feel like they're woke. And they are. They're not looking after shareholders. Honestly, I'm here to tell all of Davos that it's not correct. Andrew Forrest, founder of the mining giant Fortescue, the old msnbc. Yeah, and it's all falling apart. It's all falling apart because, and listen, if you own a lot of green energy stock, tough bleep, said the kitty, because, you know, windmills are bird salad shooters and unreliable and solar doesn't have the capacity to do anything to keep, keep you warm and stuff. That's all there is to it. If it were up to the solar power to keep you warm during the snowstorm that's about to hit, you'd freeze to death. You'd freeze to death. So there you go. This is what we do. In the CEO of Alliance, one of the biggest insurers said it was integral for business and political leaders to stay the course on necessary energy. You know, green energy nonsense. This is what we do at alliance. We said 2050 is net zero. Let's not try to say, ah, I need to do it already by 2035. Bull crap. Excuse my language. No, we're never going to be net zero. It's a dumb, it's a stupid, stupid thing to do. You cannot just produce energy and not produce any carbon. And honestly, have you noticed how green the plants are? We got a little bit more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and if the temperature's gone up a half a degree, it's gone up a half a degree. But it's natural because, see, you got this Gian ball of helium burning in the sky. I don't. You knew that when, when Mars solar ice caps retreat, so do ours. But a whole lot of gullible people fell for the nonsense. And Donald Trump has exposed the thing. It's kind of funny. It was. It was funny. Let's see. I'm trying to find the sound bite I have here. Hold on. Howard Ludnick. Howard Ludnick. Howard Lednick said he was only booed one time when he was in Davos.
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Set of talks where someone said we need a new form of capitalism, which I think is another way to say communism. And then they let me speak at the end. Then I gave a three minute talk and I just talked about my op ed. And at the end of my talk, one person out of the 200 yelled out, Boo.
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Was it Gavin Newsom?
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So I look over and I'm like, who booed?
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And it's Al Gore.
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And I go to, I look at him, I go, really? And he goes, boo.
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Boo.
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I'm like, it was the greatest honor of my trip to Davos. I mean, what's better than Al Gore incapable of discourse, incapable of anything. And you all remember what Al Gore told us, that by Today, in 2025, the whole ice cap would be gone and Greenland would be green.
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That's exactly right. That is exactly. Boy, that was good. That just made me smile. Holy crud. Then there's the German Chancellor. You know, he's kind of weir. When you hear those two words together, it's a little scary, right? German Chancellor Friedrich Mass. Friedrich Mass. Saying that the EU is a failure.
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We are aware really of those problems. Both Germany and Europe have wasted incredible potential for growth in recent years by dragging feet on reforms and unnecessarily and excessively curtailing entrepreneurial freedoms and personal.
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Yeah, see, because they're looking at America and the $18 trillion that's coming in and. And then we've imposed the tariffs and now when manufacturing is returning here and they're going, holy crap, they had a 4.4% GDP in the third quarter last year. Knock, knock, knocking on five and a half, 6% in the fourth, and then the first quarter this year, maybe even going higher than that responsibility.
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We are going to change that now. Security and predictability take precedence over excessive regulation and misplaced perfection. We must reduce bureaucracy substantially in Europe.
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Might want to shut down those borders and get rid of the radical Islamists.
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The single market was once created to form the most competitive economic area in the world. But instead we have become the world champion of over regulation.
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In that fantastic.
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Has to end.
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Isn't that. That's the German chancellor, for God's sake. That is. That's amazing. I told you 2026, it's only the 23rd of January. It's going to be the greatest year we've ever seen. It is going to Donald Trump talking on Air Force One. You know, there's a giant flotilla of boats heading over toward the Middle east and hopefully they're going to, they're going to deliver a colonoscopy through the Ayatollah.
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You know, we have a lot of ships going that direction just in case. We have a big flotilla going in that direction and we'll see what happens. We have a big force going toward Iran. I'd rather not see anything happen. But we're watching them very closely. I stopped 837 hangings on Thursday.
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Yep.
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They would have been dead. Every one of them would have been hung. This is like from a thousand years ago. This is an ancient culture, very smart people by the way. But it's an ancient culture. 837 mostly young men were going to be hung on Thursday. And I said if you hang those people, you're going to be hit harder than you've ever been hit. It'll make what we did to your Iran nuclear look like peanuts. An hour before this hor was going to take place. They canceled it. And they actually said they canceled it. They didn't postpone it. They canceled it.
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There you go. And it's given just enough time for us to get our flotilla in place. There you go. So there was a report out of Minneapolis that a five year old had been arrested by ice. It's preposterous. And you knew they're looking for the next thing because that whole Renee Goode thing is already over. Is already over. So listen to ABC News. I mean honestly, ABC News. Their audience is very tiny. And thank goodness, because this is ridiculously skewed propaganda without any sort of factual confirmation or a challenge to the narrative.
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In the meantime, to the other news.
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Tonight, the growing outrage in Minneapolis.
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David Manure. The images of a 5 year old boy returning home from preschool detained by ICE agents taking the boy and his father into custody.
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Vice President J.D. vance in Minneapolis today defending ICE agents claiming they were protecting the child, saying what are they supposed to do? Matt Rivers in Minneapolis.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he said. And. But he's going to skip past it to go to the. The what they hope will flow will fly again tonight.
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Tonight, the haunting images sparking a firestorm. A preschool boy standing in the Minnesota cold swept up in the ice crackdown. School officials say 5 year old Liam wearing his blue hat and backpack and his father Adrian had just pulled into their suburban Minneapolis driveway Tuesday when agents took that father into custody. The school then saying an agent essentially used the five year old as bait, directing him to see if anyone else was.
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Then used the kid as a battering ram to knock down the school door.
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Home before taking the boy away. The district saying Liam is among four students recently detained.
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The sense of safety in our community and around our schools and our hearts are shattered.
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Got a Karen, go feed your cats.
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And honestly, at the end of the day, children should be in school with their classmates.
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But here's ICE director Todd Lyons.
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The target of this operation was this boy's father. Yeah, they went to pull the car over and the father ran. He abandoned that child.
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So our officer, wow, he abandoned his son faster than my dad did when I was seven.
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There's an agent. They stayed behind with that poor five year old who was frightened at the time because his dad just took off and ran. We caught the dad.
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Could have been worse. Could have used him as a human shield.
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Took both of them into custody. You know, the dad opted to go and be removed with his son, which is what ICE wants. We want families to return back to their home country on their own together as a family unit. We didn't separate him. We didn't put him in, you know, foster care or anything like that. But again, you know, now we're turning it out that ICE is arresting kids at schools. ICE is arresting kids at daycare. This five year old's left out in the cold. Absolutely not.
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Man, that narrative melted pretty quickly, didn't it? Take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Poor little Democrats. Are you guys okay today?
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I came in to check on you. Every time Trump does something good, you guys spaz out. Would you guys shut up and let him work? The federal report today predicted possible catastrophic warming of the earth by the 1990s with the strong climate change. I'm Jessica Savage in New York.
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That is from 1985. There you go. And here's John Stossel talking about where the origins of climate change came from.
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The origins go back to the 1980s and the UN environmental program.
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Yeah.
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Some UN officials had a specific agenda.
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Really Anti capitalism. They hated the oil companies and they seized on the climate change issue as one to move their policies along.
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The UN created what's called the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
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The IPCC wasn't supposed to focus on any benefits of warming. The IPCC's mandate was to look for dangerous human caused climate change.
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Obviously if you're only looking for risk, that's what you'll find.
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Then the national funding agencies directed all the funding in the field.
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If you say we're all going to die and we got to spend a ton ton of money on this, you get funding. If you say we don't know, you don't get funding.
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No, it's more subtle than that. The announcements of opportunity for funding are really tied to assuming that there are dangerous impacts.
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So the researchers aren't stupid. They know what they need to say to get funding.
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There you go. Hold on. The air is as breathable as it was the day I was born. It's kind of weird. It's kind of weird. It's like it was all a big lie. Of course it was a big lie. Of course it was a big lie. Like this five year old getting arrested by ICE in Minneapolis. But of course the white liberal Karens were more than willing to shame storm.
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So now ICE is using a five year old boy. A five year old boy. They took him and used him to lure his father out. And now they did.
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They used him as a human shield and a battering ram.
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Tame them both. The family doesn't know where they are. This is the worst of the damn worst. This is not humanity in Minnesota. Folks, if you can look at this.
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5 year old can you ladle the guilt on anymore? My God, if I was married to that I would be so gone. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.
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Shame. Shame.
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Shame.
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Oh my God. Shame.
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Shame.
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Here's J.D. vance and I see this story and I'm a father of a five year old actually a five year old little boy. And I think to myself oh my God, this is terrible. How did we arrest a five year old? Well I do a little bit more follow up research and what I find is that the five year old was not arrested that his dad was an illegal alien. And then they went, when they went to arrest his illegal alien father, the father ran. Yeah. So the story is yon Yong kid. Bye. See ya. He left his kid there. Can you imagine this get an 18 birthday party. He's hanging around dad and he and he finds some footage of dad abandoning him to run from ICE and he's like hey dad, what about this? Have a another piece of Cake, son. Oh, my God. So funny. Everything they do. Everything they do, they do a face plant. It is just so funny. Just so funny. Let's move on to these. These church arrests in. In Minneapolis, of course, Don Lemon says he's not going to be. Well, he's tempting. He's tempting Pam Bondi. She's tempting her to arrest him and all of that. And apparently, the judge who said that Don would be immun. Prosecution is also. His wife is working in the. In Keith Ellison's office as the AG of the State of Minnesota, here's Greg Jarrett talking about what happened and how the hot water they could be in.
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Yeah, it's absolutely clear. You're reading from the Face act, which is codified in 18 USC 247, and then the government doubled down on it. For protection, they enacted 248, which basically mirrors the Face act with slightly different language. But the bottom line is, under both those civil rights laws, it is a crime, absolutely. To storm a church, interrupt it, and, you know, target the worshipers.
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Yeah. And then there's this, which is going to make it a whole lot worse.
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I mean, this is a protected place. It's off limits. Everybody knows that. And it's a crime to invade and obstruct. And to make matters worse, Lemon later called the congregants entitled white supremacists. So that's not just despicable, Sean, but it shows they were targeted because of their race, which only strengthens the criminal civil rights violations under the face.
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I don't know if he actually targeted the people inside the congregation because they were white.
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As you can see, all these pretend Christians, all these comfortable white people who are living lavish, comfortable lives while children are dragged in a concentration camp, you're.
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Living real life, nice lives with your.
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Lattes doing absolutely nothing.
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Oh, you just want to grab them by the beard with one hand and just go like one of those punching bags, you know, that you can win, like Muhammad Ali used to use. You go to the bar and you see how hard you can punch. Just grab him by the beer, hold his face there, and go booky boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity. Wouldn't you like to do that to that guy? I would love to do that sometime. Here is Greg Jarrett talking about the magistrate who is excusing Don Lemon.
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Go to a real district court judge, because, you know, a magistrate is really just a ministerial assistant. You know, he handles misdemeanors and warrants and empties the trash cans. Obviously, here Prosecutors felt that Don Lemming was not merely an observer recording the illegal protest inside the church, which would be a typical journalist role. Now, instead, he seemed to be a very active participant who embedded himself with the mob, joined their cause in harassing and tormenting these parishioners, bought him coffee and donuts. In fact, Lemon's own videotape incriminates him as he confronts the pastor with contentious questions, same way the agitators did. And you can see in here, Lemonade defending them all and taking up their cause, arguing they're allowed to invade the church, disrupt the service, shut down worshipers.
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Well, keep your fingers for jail time. I would love to see. That would be absolutely awesome. All right, so coming up, we got the one and only Mary Walter. And I have got a bunch of stories that I've been banking for her. Her reaction, I promise you it'll be entertaining. Don't go anywh. Hey guys, it's Carson for Shopify. You know, for years I have had a swag line of T shirts with catchy phrases and whatnot and it's just been lying there. Well, I've decided to go with Shopify and actually make money with my own business. Shopify gives you everything you need to sell online and in person. Millions of entrepreneurs have already made this leap from household names to first time business owners just getting started. Choose from hundreds of beautiful templates you can customize to match your brand. Instead of just having a lousy website that nobody notices like I have been doing for years, set up fast with Shopify's built in AI tools that write product descriptions and headlines, create email and social campaigns that reach customers wherever they scroll. In 2026, stop waiting and start selling with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com newsmax. Go to shopify.com newsmax make building a successful business your 2026 New Year's resolution. Mary had a little lamb. So only Stevie Ray Vaughan could make that little story highly, musically awesome. Joining us on the Newsmax hotline on this glorious Friday because she is one of what I call the one of whom I call the unusual suspects. Mary Walter. Hello. How are you?
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Happy Friday.
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So are you in the path of the white death?
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Who isn't?
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I know, I know. I've never seen anything like it. This morning I go just, I wasn't buying supplies, but I was going to get some cowboy caviar for a friend who's never had it from Trader Joe's. So I go to Trader Joe Trader Joe's. My God. And. And who buys their survival stuff from. From. From Trader Joe's? You need heirloom tomatoes to survive the storm.
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Well, why couldn't your friend go to Trader Joe's and buy it?
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Because I'm a nice person. Because I'm a. This is. You know how I am. I was like, you never had cowboy cabbage. Maybe it's because I'm from Iowa. It's like, well, you haven't. Oh, my goodness. Well, you've been an animal. I go, I gotta go get it for you. That's kind of how I am.
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Yeah. No, I would be like, oh, you should really try it. It's a Trader Joe's. Like, the next time you're there.
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Yeah, exactly. Not me. I'm like, I would go and make it. I'd actually. Actually make it. It tastes just like this before. You know, I haven't been to Trader Joe's. Well, you know what? I'm just going to go ahead and make some for you then. But that's the way it is anyway. But you don't get too worried about. You grew. You grew up in this stuff, so it's really not that big a deal. Yeah.
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You know, I went to the store. I got my hair cut Friday. Yesterday. It seems like I can't keep track of days. I was in the Doctors this morning, and I actually wrote down the year as 2024. What's WR?
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I know.
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Like, isn't that a sign? Anyway, so I had to go.
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You start shaking hands with people who aren't there and wandering off stage, I'm gonna worry about you.
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Well, I could be president then. So. So I was right by shoprite, which is a chain of stores here.
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Yeah, I know.
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Can can sale.
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Three. Three.
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Twice a year. And this is the last week of the can can sale. And so I can't.
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Hold on. What the can. What the. What is. What's that?
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Well, shoprite has the can can selling lots of brands of everything in can cans for quality that you can trust. From Tasty Corn asparagus. They have a. It's a big thing. Like the commercials play on tv. Everybody can sing this song because I haven't seen it since I was a kid. Right. So we all know the song when you're in the store. It plays. So it seems like you can get 10 cans of Progresso soup for $11. Oh, you can get four cans of Campbell Chunky soup for $5.
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What? Yeah.
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And this goes on for three weeks. And everything in cans is on sale all the time for the three weeks. Although different things at different times.
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I love that.
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And so, like, you know, you can buy like a case, you know, you buy a palette, you know, a thing of green beans or whatever. But now they've started saying how many cans you can buy. Or like you buy 10 cans of like a combination of these vegetables. But still, it's a great deal. So anyway, so I had to go in there yesterday to get more soup because I got another coupon. Because you can put some on. There's a whole way to work it. So anyway, I do not think people would be panic buying yet, because people should know this, right? You know by now it was freaking hungry. You combined the last week of the can can sale with a. It's an insane snowstorm. It was insanity. I know it was crazy. And. But everybody was being super nice and just laughing and stuff like that.
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I know.
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What the hell is going on? Why is everybody here? And so I to check out. You just got in line like you had no idea it was going down the aisles.
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Oh, I know.
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Like, I'll just get in this one. So I went up and self checkout and I missed the training class, so I didn't. I bought samples and it said $2.99. So that's what it was for the bag. But apparently you had to put. There was no scan thing that scan it. So the lady comes by, excuse me, I need help. My overseer. I had to ask my overseer for help.
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Your overseer?
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Yes, the person who stands there and oversees all the free help.
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Oh, okay. I got you. I got you. Yeah.
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And so I asked her, you know, I'm like, these apples doesn't have a scan thing. She goes, oh, you just typed the code in. And I'm like, where do I type the code in? Anyway, she was. Long story short, please, much pressure because the people are behind you, breathing down your neck.
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Yes.
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Oh, you should not talk about talking. Right.
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You.
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You.
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And this is the only time I have on the air today, so I'm taking it.
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I'm letting you go.
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People are breathing down your neck trying to get you to go faster. It was the most stressful thing ever.
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Oh, well, I'm gonna do some binge watching television. And I'm gonna do the itemization for my taxes this weekend. So I'm gonna be camping out at the. I ordered. By the way, I ordered a indoor smoker. I didn't even know they existed until yesterday. Yeah, well, what it does, it recycles the smoke and uses it and makes it into steam and all that so you can do ribs and stuff in your house. All right, I want to talk about some other. Listen, we always cover, you know, we always cover the day's events. I got some stories that have been banking for you just because I. So listen to this new trend. Hotels are getting rid of proper bathroom doors and guests are revolting. Well, at least the person in the bathroom. The luxury of fully closable opaque barrier between the restroom and the bedroom. Checking in and finding sliding barn doors, curtains, strategically placed walls and other replacements are happening all over the country. How would you feel if there was no bathroom door? Because I'm the kind of person that if I walk by the bathroom door when I was married and even the door was slightly cracked, I would be like, what are you thinking? What do you. I don't want to see you pee. What. What do you think of this?
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Well, I mean, I'm married. My husband see me puke, he see me pee. You know, it's, it's.
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No, no, no. Do you want to see your husband standing there?
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This is. I grew up with all brothers. Like, I've seen it all.
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Oh, my Lord, bother me, man, Your. Your relationship must be white hot. Woo. Yeah. Hey, honey, when you get in there in the bathroom that I can see you come in here and make some sweet love to me.
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I'm still married, Rob.
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Too soon. Too soon. You know, see, here's the problem with comedians, it's never too soon. With comedians, it's never too soon.
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So, you know, like, but in all seriousness, like, when I go to see, I always get a room that has two beds. Because sometimes, you know, as friends I know who live locally are like, I didn't get a room and now I gotta drive back to Virginia or whatever. So I always tell some of my friends, like, hey, if you want to bring a bag, you can stay in my room because I get two beds. But I would want a door to the bathroom in that situation.
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You would think, oh my God, yes.
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Saving by not putting doors in. I don't get.
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I don't either. I don't either. Here's something that I think is pretty. It's morbid, but it's kind of a great business model. Okay, okay. There's an Ohio restaurant. They opened this restaurant. It's called the Final Meal. And it is this little town called Galleon, Ohio. And it's so popular they've opened a second location. What they serve are the Final meal requests of the most infamous criminals in history. Like John Wayne Gacy.
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Honestly, I love that.
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I know I hate it, but I love it at the same time.
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I don't even slightly hate it. I think it's brilliant. Good for them, right? They thought of something different. I think it's brilliant.
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Yeah, well, they've got, like, the John Wayne Gacy, chicken wings, strawberries, fried shrimp and french fries. The Ted Bundy, which is a parmesan steak, loaded cheese fries. Hell, yeah, I'd eat that. Eileen, warn us. A cup of black coffee and a cheeseburger. They had the. The Jeffrey Dahmer last meal, but not the last meal before he was arrested. You. You don't want to order that. You don't. You don't want to. Do not order that. There's a foot sticking out. What the hell is this? It's like the wood chipper at the end of Fargo. Anyway, this guy Carl Chessman owns it and. No, no, no. Actually, there's a Carl Chessman is an. Is a. Is a meal. A kidnapper, robber, and serial rape. And you can get a cheese toasted ham and cheese sandwich and a bottle of Coke. The Timothy McVeigh. The Timothy McVeigh. Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. You could have a Timothy McVeigh for dessert. I wonder if they do. Who is it? The. The bomber who lived in the. In the. In the cabin in the woods camera. His name right now? Ted Kazinski. What if they have a Ted Kaczynski? You got to go shoot a squirrel or something.
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I think it's brilliant. Good for this guy. Good for him.
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You know, better.
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Mousetrap I love is a.
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It is, actually. And look at all the true crime stuff that's out there. And I listen to. You know what I listen to across the country most of the time was old episodes of Dateline, and they're all about murder. They're all listening to across the country.
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What I tell you last week, Very scary people.
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Yeah.
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They could do a show Guy Fieri could do. Call it Diners, Drive Ins and dies. Hey, I'll be here all week. Let's. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Let me share Brian's story from Alabama. He tells us about relief factor. Trying it for just three weeks. At least 90% of my pain was gone. My pain had started to limit me at work and at home, and I'm amazed at the relief I've gotten. Those are Brian's own words, and they speak volumes about what relief factor can do. I've seen that kind of transformation myself. And hearing Brian's experience just reinforces why I'm so passionate about sharing this with you all. Don't wait. If you're dealing with daily pain, launch your three week quick start and see what Relief Factor can do for you. Call 800 for relief. That's 800 for relief. Or go to relief factor.com. that's relieffactor.com. how will it feel to be out of pain? More with Mary Walter in a second. Here's the headline. New Gold Rush by these investors will pull push prices past $5,000 this year, says Goldman Sachs. Yeah, that was a story that came out last week. And gold is $8 away from $5,000 this morning. So I'm thinking I'm not. I'm not a genius of this stuff, but I mean, honestly, if gold was $2,600 a year ago December and it's 4,982 this morning, maybe you should invest in gold. I was looking at this fire, this 500 401k that I have from selling cars. I've had it for six years. It's gone. Really? Oh, yeah. Well, I'll be able to retire by the time I'm 103. Oh, my God, what a great idea. No. Roll that underperforming IRA or 401k into gold or silver. Silver was $1 this morning. Broke $100 today. Gold $8 away from $5,000 earlier today. Do you suppose that's going to go up considering it was $2,600 a year ago December? Yeah. Doesn't take a genius. Doesn't take a genius. Text my name. Rob to 989-898. Rob to 989-890 8. Burt's Gold Help can help you roll an existing IRA or 401K into gold. By the way, you could be eligible for a rebate up to $10,000 if you're a first time gold buyer. $10,000. But that offer ends at the end of the month. So there you go. We're $8 away from $5,000. Silver broke $100. What are you waiting for? Text my name. Rob to 989-898. Mary Walter, were you concerned about all the rigmarole with regard to microplastics? Do you remember when that came out? The last couple years? Microplastics are embedding themselves in your. In your cells and you're gonna die and all that. You're concerned about that?
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I was. Because they told me I had a teaspoonful of or Tablespoonful. Tablespoons full of plastics in my brain already. So I was concerned about that.
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Well, that explains the forgetfulness he does.
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Thinking that it was 2024. And I said on 2020, I blame that on it being 8:30 in the morning and I hadn't had coffee yet and I was in the doctor's office. So, yeah, I was really concerned about that. So much so that we had a protein drink that we love.
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Yes.
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And Consumer Reports rated them and said it had like, the most microplastics, like, of anything you could possibly drink. So we dumped it all. We dumped it. We didn't drink it. And so, like, now, apparently, it's not a thing.
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So it is the bombshell science that cast down on claim microplastics like Tabasco and like tobacco and asbestos before these particles have sparked white fear. Well, I'm saying tobacco and asbestos are kind of out in a different league, wouldn't you?
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It depends. We don't know how they affect us. Right?
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We don't know.
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We don't know.
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But experts say the risks. Risks are overstated. Risks can be overstated. They're not as big as you. Well, listen, I've been drinking. I've had six Diet Cokes probably since I moved here. But before that, I was drinking everything out of bottles for decades. Okay. Like 40 years. Okay. And then all sudden, I'm, you know, concerned about microplastics. My son was freaking out. I tried to buy some bottled water. I was taking a sip. He knocked it out of my hand and hit the wall. I'm like, what are you doing? You can't drink that.
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Yeah, okay, well, that deserves a backhand. Listen, the sooner I die, the more money you get. You should let me drink as much as I want out of it.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Right. Well, you would see. Okay.
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So we.
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We never really did bottled water. I'm from Jersey. I grew up drinking, well, water out of a hose. So you know what?
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That's just.
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But they start. Our water started to smell. And when I went to Washington, D.C. and I was drinking the water there, I got one of those water filter things that you pour, you know, for the water.
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I got one. I got one of those. Yeah.
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And so we do that. We do that. And we were putting it in plastic and then we got these. We got more of the stainless containers because we didn't like the plastics. I'm like, I'm just drinking plastics now. So we got the stainless containers and then we just, you know, when we're Done with it. We dry them out, we let them dry, and then we fill them.
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You know, in Washington, D.C. years ago, when you do one of those Brita water filters, you'd pour the water in and then there'd be shell casings in the bottom of it. It was, it was terrible. It was terrible. For a while there, it was just awful. It was awful. This is kind of Cheryl Alfonsi and Scott Pelley's jobs are on the line after pushing back against very Weiss. Not a good idea. You know, you know as well as I do in media, you don't push back against the boss. You don't, you don't if you want to keep your job. But Pelly, I would assume, just because he's Scott Pelley and here's a journalist, Ra ra, Ra. They're pushing back against Barry Weiss and what she's doing there, not a good idea. And also, have you noticed CBS News the last couple weeks?
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I don't watch CBS News. Okay, but, but here's the thing. Here's what I'm going to say about this, is that, you know, it's so interesting to watch because those on the left are so, so righteous and so, you know, morally superior to everyone else because they're so much smarter than we are because they're educated. And so when, you know, when they're saying like, well, you know, she, you know, Renee Goode shouldn't have been shot because you can jump out of the way of a car, would lose their minds if you ran over them because they're sitting in the middle of the street protesting, or you can shoot the.
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Tires out and it'll stop them from running over you in three feet.
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Right? So, you know, like during COVID they were so lucky. You don't want to lose your job, then you should get the jab. So they're very, you know, more or less, except when it goes against them. So they were all four people losing their jobs over Covid because it was conservatives who weren't taking the jab. And I've got 14, I've got 14, you know, boosters by now they were okay with that, but now that they disagree, and now they're the shoes on the other foot. Now suddenly it's news.
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And all they've got to do, all they've got to do is return to journalism. You can keep your job, but they do not want to do that. They're going to go down with the ship. Listen, we got run Mary Walter. You can Google Mary Walter radio. I just did. You're all over the place. Where else can people find your your podcast and your glorious presence online?
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Okay, Tuesdays live cast 7:15pm Eastern time. You can join in, ask questions, leave comments. It is live on Rumble YouTube and get her just look for Mary Walter radio And Rob, I would like it noted that you did you saved the bathroom topic and the last meal topic for me.
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Yes, of course, honey. I started baking this stuff a week ahead of time because I know because I know what's going to pull your trigger. I love have a glorious weekend. God bless and stay safe. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. Friday. On the Rob Carson Show, Don Lemon thinks he's out of hot water. He's tempting Pam Bondi to come and get him. There's this magistrate who is apparently chums with with the judge that says Don Lemon is going to be charged and Jim Gossett decided to do a song about it. How's that sound?
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He led Don Lemon right off the hook. Judge Douglas Nickel Wow. Liberties took no one can understand it how he could block arrest this James Taylor, he interfered with the DOJ and made himself a best. I got a feeling.
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Yeah, yeah, come on.
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He's a crooked judge.
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Only Jim Gosnett people a simple warrant.
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He would not approve. Certainly looks like one risky move. Go before the grand jury indict Lemon today. Tell that corrupt magistrate to get out of your Think we can prove it?
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Yeah, yeah, come on.
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He's a crooked judge.
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There you go. Got a nice vibe to it, don't it?
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Such a crooked job.
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Yes, it does. Jim Gossett, you can help him out by going to patreon.com Jim Gusset comedy and Jim, hopefully he'll be out on the road doing a live show near Atlanta and elsewhere. Hopefully. Maybe even get him out this summer somewhere. We could do a show together but help them out on on Patreon. P A T r e o n.com Jim Gossett comedy by the way, the Qatari jet Air Force One, they were gonna give it to us. It's already been retrofitted and all of that stuff, it'll be delivered this summer. It'll be delivered this summer. Now, you realize this, that the company actually Air Force One, they signed a deal in 2018 to provide two new jets for a total $3.9 billion. I believe this is Boeing who did this. Delays in cost overruns have cost Boeing more than $2.3 billion, according to company financial reports. Maybe they're doing the same thing as the new Federal Reserve building. A firm date of when they can be done is not known yet, but it won't be before the next year, the earliest. But the Qataris and Donald Trump's people have put this thing together and it's going to be ready this year and it's not going to be over budget. And I'm sure the Democrats are going to be beIN and whining about it because that's how Democrats are. New Ballroom oh, that's terrible. Oh, somebody else is gonna pay for it. That's terrible. Unbelievable. Coming up. Oh, it looks like some Minneapolis and Minnesota politicians. This scandal ain't going away. There will be hell to pay. Don't go anywhere. Everyone deserves to be connected. That's why T Mobile and US Cellular are joining forces. Switch to T Mobile and save up to 20% versus Verizon by getting built in benefits they leave out. Check the math@t mobile.com switch and now T Mobile is in US cellular stores.
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