The Rob Carson Show – “Deplorabella Calls In and Drops NUKES!”

Date: January 21, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Podcasts)
Episode Focus:
A blend of sharp political commentary, humor, and pointed cultural analysis, culminating in a headline appearance from conservative pundit Deplorabella—whose fiery call-in delivers unfiltered critiques of Minnesota politics, Western institutions, and U.S. vulnerabilities.

Episode Overview

This episode of The Rob Carson Show is a whirlwind of political satire, conservative commentary, and calls for American patriotism. Key themes include alleged government and NGO fraud—particularly in Minnesota, concerns over immigration and sanctuary policies, the rise of gold and silver in unstable markets, and a passionate defense of traditional American values. The much-anticipated call from Deplorabella dominates the hour, offering acerbic insights on Minnesota’s political corruption and the perceived erosion of Western social and cultural fabric.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Midwestern Snowstorm – Satirical Opening

([01:06])

• Rob opens with comedic banter about local snowstorm hype, mocking media exaggeration and poking fun at DC’s snow panic compared to midwestern resilience.
• “When it snows 15 inches, we go bowling” (Rob Carson).

2. Minnesota Fraud & Corruption Scandals

([03:30] – [09:04])

• Rob covers ongoing hearings about large-scale fraud in Minnesota, drawing analogies to historical Democratic malfeasance and invoking George Wallace imagery: “Democrats are trying to hide something ... they are terrified of all this malfeasance and corruption being exposed.”
• Cites whistleblower retaliation, lack of ICE enforcement, and government cover-ups.

Notable Segment

• Dr. Oz Commentary:
  “We were chased out of by car honking, people giving us the finger, following us, trying to intimidate us. If you think you're helping Minnesota by preventing us from helping ... vulnerable citizens in America ... you're abdicating your responsibility.” (Guest, [08:28])

3. Somali Money Transfers & Political Complicity

([09:04] – [09:31])

• Audio and commentary implicate Minnesota public figures (e.g., Keith Ellison) in facilitating dubious money transfers and a lack of investigation into money laundering.
• Rob’s reaction: “Karma is real reaction to action ... The reaction’s coming. J.D. Vance says he’s going to the Twin Cities. This will be fun.”

4. Obamacare & Medicaid Subsidy Abuse

([09:31] – [12:14])

• Guest Brian Blaise explains how millions were enrolled in subsidized plans without their consent, benefiting insurance companies who then funneled donations to Democrats.
• “The state spends $1, they get $9 from us ... our prisons should be completely filled. We should be building new prisons to house the people who have done this to us.” (Rob Carson, [11:50])

5. Deplorabella’s Explosive Call-In

([14:02] – [20:23])

Overview

Deplorabella calls in for an extended, no-holds-barred diatribe—lambasting Minnesota governance, linking it to “communism and Islamism,” and tying local corruption to international intrigue.

Key Highlights & Quotes

• On Minnesota's Political Class:
  “Minnesota nice is a misnomer. It should be the nefarious nexus of communism and Islamism. And you see it in those heads of state who should be in jail ... Tim Walz, Tampon Tim ... they adopted him years ago. He adores China and their system.” (Deplorabella, [14:33])

• On Corruption and Fraud:

  • “Ellison is a member of CAIR, the Muslim Brotherhood. He has long been an enemy of this country. ... P.S. There have been no investigations because he never gave permission.”
  • “She [local Black organizer] was supposed to be giving grants to NGOs, but she gave the biggest grant to herself. No surprise.”
  • “You have Omar Fattah ... who said he is establishing a no go zone. This is what Europe has. This is Malmö, Sweden. ... The Islamists have taken over. They are unassimilable in our country.”

• On Sanctuary Cities and Civil War Parallels:
  “They are than [sic] sanctuary cities. That’s no different from a no go zone. They’re telling federal employees ... that they cannot enforce federal laws. This is channeling Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee.” ([18:13])

• On the Binary Politics of Democrats:
  “They flipped from being racist against blacks ... to racist against whites today. ... I’m about ready to deport and denaturalize citizens, even like Waltz, because they have no regard for this country.”

• On Western Vulnerabilities:
  “We are dhimmis. ... Those Americans who don’t understand the need for us to control Greenland are fools. They will set us up for another Pearl Harbor.” ([19:00])

• Host Interjection:
  “We have to overwhelm them with joy and patriotism and let Donald Trump handle the ass kicking. Does that sound good to you?” (Rob Carson, [20:20])
  “It sounds great to me. Go protect.” (Deplorabella, [20:21])

6. Global Affairs: NATO, Finland, and Europe’s Defense

([21:53] – [23:15])

• Clip of Finland’s president at Davos, asserting Europe can defend itself “without the Americans” ([21:57]).
• Rob lambasts European hypocrisy and pivots to praise Donald Trump as a disruptor, likening him to a “smart Randy Quaid” upsetting elitists.

7. Precious Metals in a Tumultuous Economy

([23:31] – [29:52])

• Interview with Philip Patrick (Birch Gold). Discussion of historic gold and silver prices, central bank demand, supply constraints, and global uncertainty.
• “Gold is the currency when trust is lacking.” (Philip Patrick, [25:55])
• Rob jokes: “I'm waiting for the day ... when investing in gold will be more profitable than opening a Somali daycare in Minnesota.” ([28:38])

8. Political Realignments & “Karen Recovery”

([33:58] – [35:00])

• Rob features a CNN segment where a former Biden/DeSantis/Haley voter has migrated towards Trump due to perceived failures at the border.
• “There’s that saying Trump was right about everything. And that's kind of how I'm feeling right now.” (Betsy Sarcone, [34:03])

9. Social Trends and Liberal “Neuroticism”

([36:01] – [39:06])

• Rob and Heather McDonald discuss the rise of liberal women supporting radical causes, noting “white liberal women are cracking up.”
• “This is not … this is a mania. This is a mental disorder.” (Rob Carson, [36:13])

10. Higher Education Collapse and “Return to Trades”

([39:06] – [41:57])

• Rob reports the shrinking of higher education, with up to a quarter of institutions set to close, reframing the narrative to champion skilled trades.
• “You make a buttload of money right now ... working at the assembly line, at a Ford plant, whatever. ... There's a lot of satisfaction to building things and a hard day's work.”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Deplorabella’s Rhetorical Flourish:

  • “Minnesota, Nice as a misnomer. It should be the nefarious nexus of communism and Islamism.” ([14:33])
  • “They are unassimilable in our country. ... Half their people live in huts. But they managed to find ways to defraud us because we are so gullible and so stupid and so complacent.” ([16:43])

• Rob on Systemic Fraud:

  • “Our prisons should be completely filled. We should be building new prisons to house the people who have done this to us.” ([11:50])

• Philip Patrick on the Economy:

  • “It’s the perfect storm ... the world is moving back to sound money in a climate with far less trust internationally.” ([25:55])

• Rob’s Rallying Call:

  • “We’ve got to stay positive. Positive, patriotic. Overwhelm the left with joy and patriotism. I’ll handle the mockery, ridicule and comedy. And Donald Trump can do the butt kicking.” ([41:00])

Key Timestamps for Important Segments

• Minnesota Fraud & Dr. Oz Segment: [03:30] – [09:04]
• Somali Money Transfers/Keith Ellison: [09:04] – [09:31]
• Obamacare Fraud Analysis: [09:31] – [12:14]
• Deplorabella Call Real-Time: [14:02] – [20:23]
• Finland NATO/Davos Segment: [21:53] – [23:15]
• Gold & Silver Economic Analysis: [23:31] – [29:52]
• Voter Realignment/Karen Recovery: [33:58] – [35:00]
• Heather McDonald/Liberal Women Discussion: [36:01] – [39:06]
• Collapse of Higher Ed/Return to Trades: [39:06] – [41:57]

Tone & Style

• Language: Fiery, colloquial, occasionally sardonic; heavy use of humor, hyperbole, and direct analogies.
• Atmosphere: Defiant, urgent, patriotic, and gleefully provocative—a signature mix of Newsmax talk radio and Rush Limbaugh-style parody.

Summary

This episode is a full-throttle ride through conservative grievances—from local Minnesota scandals to international geopolitics—punctuated by Deplorabella’s loaded call and underscored by Rob Carson's emphatic optimism. The show skewers political elites, lambasts liberal trends, and ultimately urges listeners to “stay positive, overwhelm the left with joy and patriotism, and let Trump do the butt kicking.”